This Apartment is SO SMALL… The Last Renter Went Insane

[@ladyjustice1474]

Every time I see the size of a kitchen in a NY apartment, I appreciate mine all the more.

[@sjtalksandlife]

Me too!

[@alfonsocuiti]

Someone needs to tell new yorkers that they can put beverages in the regular fridge. Game changer

[@denverdubois5835]

There's no room what with all the takeout containers...

[@JennaGetsCreative]

Right? Honestly, I'd be mad about it all the time if one of those little beverage coolers was taking up what could be cabinet space in those tiny kitchens if I were living there. I actually cook, though, and I'm not a big drinker.

[@chrisstott4100]

Glad you didn't break that cabinet door when you were climbing up to the top cabinet, Spider-Cash.:-)

[@kateg7298]

I love all the funhouse angles that NYC apartments have. We have 3" here - great stuff in a window at 45 degree angle. Perfect. It's absolutely useless and it faces an air shaft.

[@thatgirlPAIGE94]

I’m shocked there aren’t more stories about New Yorkers going insane with the size of their apartment

[@jackhouston357]

You need to be insane to wanna live in NYC!

[@waynegray5568]

There are more stories about that, but it would kill Cash's business!

[@ronniewall492]

LOOK UP MOVIE THE TENENT WITH ROMAN PULASKI.

[@aaronpatterson2369]

These apartments are the reason New Yorkers say its their God given right to be angry!

[@banana9106]

The kitchen with no work surface, who the hell can cook anything there?

[@janish3059]

I got major anxiety when he smashed two toilet flushers on the wall with his shoe.. just imagine it getting stuck and the toilet started overflowing all over the place.

[@denisekenney6436]

Yes, I noticed that as well but that’s Cash plus I’m sure he’d cover the damages without question especially since it’s on KZbin lol 😂 Cash one of these days you may fall through one of those questionable so called balconies, yikes 😬

[@daisukishikamaru4920]

I don’t think my heart’s ever beaten so fast 😩

[@xpatsteve]

Even with good appliances, the kitchens in these units all seemed like an afterthought.

[@quinnhen2325]

Man, so rough on cabinets and appliances!!

[@terracb]

In my neighborhood. Missed him, again. I've seen some of these units. Rear facing, awkward floor plan. We New Yorkers like street facing apartments. The way he just walks onto those types of "balconies " gives me those free falling chills.

[@j.kristineemmons]

Yeah, I prefer front/street facing units. Although in my city, at least the rear units, at the very minimum, usually have a nice back porch.

[@marylbullock]

We New Yorkers do NOT like street facing apartments. Too noisy.

[@subwayjoefrombrooklyn4471]

You are brilliant … and hysterical! This is one of your best videos yet (even without the neighborhood commentary).

[@bullzdawguk]

8:59. If I lived there, I'd enquire about putting some ferns in planters in that space to brighten up what is effectively a closed in area. They should get enough natural light live there, and I'm sure the neighbours wouldn't mind looking out into some green plants as well. My favourite was the one with the space on the roof. It was tucked away, ultra private and not overlooked, which is very rare in NY. Put some potted plants along the perimeter of the area, with some that are taller than the fence, and you got an ideal outdoor space.

[@debsylvester2012]

Cash- this version is tight, well shot, had excellent rhythm, you were hilarious , your music was spot on - superior editing. Alex was a great! 👍 Bravo! Keep going! 421k 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@originaltwyla4991]

I love you Cash! Your tours of the neighborhoods are very informative, apts are interesting. One thing though I get anxious when you slam doors and cabinets closed. Please be a little more gentle. ❤️

[@missneedle]

Ditto. He probably doesn't do that at his own home. Please treat other people's property like you would your own home to be treated.

[@cathywojcik2420]

I was just going to make the same comment!

[@doctorzaius4084]

Those wires up on the roof are cable TV coax -- there is some low DC voltage on them, but they don't carry enough current to electrocute you (or even shock you, for that matter). Almost every building like these in Manhattan (4-6 story Old Law Tenement) has the cable service drop up on the roof and hanging down each "line" of apartments. Hard to notice from the street, but if you look closely you'll see it.

[@denverdubois5835]

Thank you! I love detail posts with info like this.

[@akbuilder7626]

The most violent oven door opener I have ever seen. This man is a danger to appliances.

[@AdrienneMint]

Yes! I always think of that every day!!! Everything in his own apartment must be broken.

[@colegreen1291]

The landlord should demand a security deposit from Crash Jordan before he's allowed to show it.

[@mariar3767]

😅 Cant say you are wrong but I do envy his confidence to push any button , climb over staircases, fire escape balconies at high levels and slam doors with no fear of how much it will cost if he brakes it . At least în apartaments under a few milions 😁

[@jacksonmorganfroghin4815]

It's not the opening that bothers me, its the closing, the slamming, the banging! The worst though is the flipping of the breaker switches back and forth quickly. That's seems wrong to me. Anyone else?

[@terryv]

@@AdrienneMint - No, I’m guessing he respects his own home. It’s other people’s property that he abuses.

[@julielumsden5184]

This is the Cash door slamming edition. Right from the start.

[@denisekenney6436]

All nice apartments very good condition and all very similar of course. I just didn’t view one that I would choose to live in so onto the next ones. Thanks for your input Cash and I hope your family of four are doing well. You’ll need to post a picture of the newest addition soon.

[@l9685]

Well I can say going insane living in a tiny apartment is indeed a thing. I have seen few my neighbours above me go completed bonkers in a tiny space.

[@j.kristineemmons]

Those ceilings remind me of Spain 😍🇪🇸💃🐂

[@crzyoldone62]

These apartments today remind me of old tenement rooms, only cleaned up. And tell me, do most New Yorkers eat out or take out? I can't imagine making anything in these kitchens.

[@loriannrichardson7644]

I live in a tiny NYC apt. with one of these tiny kitchens. I place my cutting board over the sink to increase prep space. It truly is a delicate dance of movement.

[@Judge3366]

They need to make cash start signing waivers before he tour any apartment dude is soo wreck less and acts like a toddler with grown man legs like who other than cash thinks it's cool to climb on a clean counter or a clean rub/shower with dirty shoes on at least take them off sometimes i think cash has ADD

[@ShelterCats]

Cash is for entertainment only. And he never ceases to entertain with his slamming. As I’ve said before, if I need 12 roommates to afford these tiny apartments with odd angles that I would die in if there’s a fire I’ll stay where I am on the island for a fraction of the price. Keep doing your thing tho, Cash, love the neighborhood tour portions.

[@maxivisionvermont1333]

Me to my favorite part touring neighborhood

[@maxivisionvermont1333]

Not much of one in this video tho

[@vickiwaller6326]

Entertaining yes as far as the apartment tours go and his sense of humor. But that slamming of everything has got to go. No consideration. Even the hitting the light switches hard, turning the faucets on and off and can’t even just set his backpack down. Has to throw it. Sometimes I’m tempted to unsubscribe. Love when Charles is with him cause he calls him out on it.

[@paolahoch3176]

@@vickiwaller6326 I have said the same thing over and over again drives me crazy. I think it’s just inconsiderate of the owners, especially those that I put so much into those tiny apartment having been an apartment owner myself at one time. It drives me crazy when I see him doing that.

[@ceeletter5772]

Very entertaining stepping in every shower with filthy, sticky shoes. NOT

[@mileshigh1321]

Not saying that first place was small, but even the mice were hunchback! 😂

[@LMays-cu2hp]

Thank you for sharing.. It is nice to see apartments that have a washer & dryer inside the apartment.

[@tamaracummings5456]

Thanks guys for all your hard work! You Rock!

[@abeach5420]

👀 oooo things are legit when Jordan lets another share the water pressure AND sprayer portion of vid!!

[@nordiak0]

I would live in the first one today. It’s beautiful washer and dryer in every apartment is amazing.

[@kathleenbrenner6296]

I just love all your mini NYC tours 😁

[@Ladypeace5250]

If Cash don’t do nothing….he is going to slam some stuff around and test water pressure!

[@joeylockie]

Your pretty optimistic about that table and chair on the balcony at the last apartments lol great videos

[@MsWarriordiva]

Gosh. Never have seen a brick barrel ceiling like that one basement bedroom other than in Italy, where they're very common.

[@raquelcastro7241]

The views in these apartments are awesome!!! Brick walls never looked so good 👍 Warm thoughts I send your way Raquel 🙋🏻‍♀️🙈🙉🌬🪟🧱🪟🧱🪟🧱🪟🧱

[@amerikaveebeau1175]

You're enthusiasm makes my morning... You're hilarious 😂 Thank you

[@fannycraddock99]

Bang, crash, thud, wallop, boom! Is it an earthquake, no just Cash touring an apartment and slamming every door that he can! The 4th was the only decent apartment the others sucked for various reasons such as the size of the kitchen, lack of bathrooms etc.

[@kittensugars]

Amazing that those creepy "shaftways" are not full of garbage, or bodies...I feel like there must be people whose job it is to maintain those.

[@Bobrogers99]

The first two apartments are quite cramped but OK for minimalists with a clothes-washing fetish who don't mind all the stairs. The third one has three possibly-legal bedrooms, if access to a shaftway counts. The last unit looks the most functional, and if you don't mind stairs and if Cash hasn't broken any of the doors and switches, it has the most reasonable price per person. That is, if any NYC price is reasonable.

[@bornahomes]

This is by far my favorite video. I usually don’t watch the whole videos but this one kept me interested, WELL DONE!

[@sjtalksandlife]

All that money, and no kitchen counter space. A deal breaker for me..smh

[@whitneybrown4067]

This is Gonna b so Good CJ🔥🔥🔥👍n Happy Sunday😀….

[@CashJordan]

Hope you enjoy

[@SuperAndy2345]

When he let that white door slam against the steel pipe at the start that gave me anxiety 😂

[@awesomeadamfrom2099]

Awesome job Jordan thumb up.

[@bobisgod666]

Dude, stop slamming everything! Chill out! LMFAO!

[@paulsuprono7225]

I look for your latest, DAILY ! GREAT Entertainment. However, great place to visit/view . . . however, I couldn't afford to live there ! 🤗

[@irenelacour3486]

Have a Happy Sunday❤️

[@annettepurtle3757]

I wouldn’t pay 600 a month for any of them. Too small, even for one person.

[@briarrose5208]

To me it is insane to have a beverage cooler but only enough counter space to prepare ramen noodles. The second apt has none at all! Why do NY landlords do this? Do they keep kitchens tiny because they tear out and put in a new one for each new tenant? Or because New Yorkers don’t actually cook?

[@seattlebeard]

These older buildings used to have fewer units. Eventually they were broken up into much smaller apartments. All sorts of weird configurations were the result. And New Yorkers have more options than most Americans for eating away from home.

[@denverdubois5835]

Honestly, there are SO many good cheap eats everywhere in NYC that I think people really don't cook that often! At least this is true of most of the NYers I've known...

[@denverdubois5835]

@@seattlebeard I love it when Cash occasionally shows us a spacious prewar apt. that isn't all chopped up. Makes me wistful but happy.

[@amyyoshikawa7698]

Hi Cash and to your friend this apartment reminds me of narrow kitchens in Japan and other places. It still is a livable apartment in NYC great price. I like the brick walls and nice hardwood floors for a small apartment. Stay well and safe 👍

[@MyberTube]

--- is there a sale on gray and white bathroom tile in NYC?? Every bathroom looks the same.

[@blueeyedwolf2205]

Probably the cheapest stuff available at the hardware stores. We have that too, here in California where everyone goes to Home Depot and buys this ugly, sad gray Pergo.

[@lisab.1595]

Those same gray tiles are in 95% of the renovated apts.....yikes.

[@snickersimsocute2438]

Cheaper than subway tile.

[@xccrazy91]

Thank you for your slamming Cash. Helped me wake up for work 😂

[@robertharris4100]

Mister Jordan, you are.hereby barred from calling anything a walk in closet until further notice. Signed: The New York Closet Association.

[@ja-uh9gz]

Any closet could be a walk in....if it's empty.

[@robertharris4100]

@@ja-uh9gz that's Cash's view point but come on. Really???

[@soniaaviles6712]

You are so clumsy with the doors of the apartment!!!!!

[@DrifterThrifters]

Whenever Cash refers to somewhere as being quiet i laugh...he has city ears. I go to NY and every where would seem loud to me. I go to the big city near me and hear everything!

[@betty5064]

I lived in somewhere smaller than that, years ago in Boston. No kitchen though; just a hotel fridge and hot ring.

[@1st1anarkissed]

Those shaftways. I just want to paint them all bright white and plant a tree in them. You'd have to ask the residents whether they want to look at a tree or they value the scant light it would take from their windows. I would install daylight grow lights in my window sill and plant a small format flowering tree.

[@denverdubois5835]

Non-invasive flowering vines on lattices attached to the buildings would create a similar effect with no effect on natural light.

[@bigreddallas2742]

I really enjoy your posts and all the work you put into them. Thank you! Excuse me, l have to ask; is Cash Jordan your real name?

[@vickilawrence7207]

That geometrical bathroom I love. I like odd shapesd rooms!

[@kimberlystone3987]

Happy Sunday Cash ❤

[@mardel1607]

Since you didn't mention it, I will, that was some good water pressure in the first place.

[@Leafygreen123]

An outlet in the shower. What could go wrong?

[@SweetDreamz0223]

I was thinking the same thing. A outlet right near water, that's crazy!!!

[@tomburke1687]

"" The last renter went insane, "" says Cash. I am going insane just watching the video because of the size.

[@deborahdaly7041]

Hi Cash, miss the videos where you showed us the neighborhoods. Watching just the homes is not as much fun.

[@MamaCarola1]

I'm shocked that none of them have been rented by Columbia University students (with their parents $$$ of course)

[@MamaCarola1]

@@georgiasmith7615 I know the area very well. There are plenty of students who live in the regular apartments throughout the neighborhood. But the university has bought up so much of the real estate there that has pushed residents out.

[@loriannrichardson7644]

@@MamaCarola1 But this isn't really that close to CU.

[@MamaCarola1]

@@loriannrichardson7644 110th street is.

[@user-nq4wp7ui5g]

The problem with front loader washing machines in hall ways is you have to have the door propped or else it'll get moldy

[@bunnyrabbitgirl]

Last place is my fav, I love the two cute tiny bathrooms, it works lol

[@Retrograde_cat]

Watching these makes me so grateful about my boring old house in nowhere Ohio.

[@sjssjssjs]

I'm waiting for kitchens to be fully reduced to nothing but a sink, hot plate and mini fridge.

[@JennaGetsCreative]

Don't forget the microwave! Installed directly above the sink, of course.

[@mechellestoreide125]

Cash your missing a selling point on some of these. You say small window or a some lighting. I would say perfect for that person working graveyard. Quite and dark perfect for sleeping the day away. Love your channel. ❤️

[@jackiegunter6001]

Good evening Cash. I just don't see how some of these places passed inspection those last bathrooms were so tiny, you definitely can't gain weight living there be you won't be able to fit in them. New York nothing in the world would make me pay those crazy prices every month to rent when you can use that to pay to own a home.

[@seanclark5613]

Regarding the first apartment, those closets are NOT walk-ins Cash! Try walking in when it's full of stuff. It won't work. Also, was that GFCI outlet in the shower?!?

[@johnbaldock6353]

2:14 that toilet is so close to the sink you could wash up while sitting down!!🤣

[@skalt10109]

I wouldn't want you within 100 miles of one of my properties. You treat them so terribly.

[@SpokaneGirl85]

I have learned how crazy apartments are in NYC. The rent is insane.

[@timberdark]

Two people in that last one , use the bedroom with the door to balcony as a living room , each person gets a bathroom , Perfect

[@PopsieLouisiana59]

The bathrooms IN THE KITCHEN are just a really big NO. Why is that basement floor wet in one of the places? Hmmmm.

[@calendarpage]

I don't cook in the dark, so glowing knobs on the stove wouldn't be that helpful, but they looked cool. Were these walk-ups? $3000+ to walk up stairs and have a small kitchen? Nope.

[@femmebrulee5053]

The shiny facade of that first apartment hides a whole lot of 'cons'. At 0:42 when the main entry door is open you can see the unit has a compact layout. The living room is an odd shape and since the hallway is not walled off part of that alleged 13' x 11' living space is actually walkway. And you can't put furniture in the walkway so I don't consider that living space. If you put the couch right in front of the main entry door it's not preferable for privacy to swing open the front door and your couch is visible like and 1 foot away. That wall would probably be best for a tall bookshelf with the couch up against the brick wall and maybe a small drop leaf table on wall by the kitchen. But guarantee once you put a couch and a dining table in that living room area it's going to start to feel cramped real quick. You can't open all the kitchen cabinets all the way. The kitchen is narrower than a hallway. The bathroom is basically in the kitchen. You'd have to use the living room as an eating area because the kitchen is so small and there's not even a breakfast bar or any alternative.

[@banana9106]

I completely agree. The best thing would probably to forget the idea of getting a table in a space that small and just go for some sort of u shaped couch with the back against the brick wall and a TV on the opposite wall. Need some lap trays because a table would eat the space. Then a 10 foot by 7 foot bedroom with closets stupidly located at either end. The only thing you can do space wise is put in a loft bed.

[@MagnaEssence]

to me that's HUGE, people don't know how to use space and stop being ridiculous, they could have done alot more in there if they had me there to design the space-layout, however it would need custom furniture, which i could make easy but i know some people want different feelings, however it would be beautiful, especially with that cool brick roof.

[@PositivelyNice]

I realise that I continue to watch him because he is the perpetual optimist!!!

[@hopejackson1319]

Grateful for three videos as I know you're not sleeping yet🎀

[@me2nmineme243]

Watch Alex play in the sink. Watch Cash play in the sink.😂 I like the 2nd one best. I'll tiny you, ThWap!😉

[@funksfunk]

Everybody goes broke except the landlords. Pure stupidity. Oh, but the shops, the opera, blah, blah. Wake up!

[@nanaberry4120]

If the size doesn’t make you crazy, the rent will.

[@bonniepwtf]

That hoodie is a good color on you.

[@rayselby3487]

Sue here: not to mention that deck !!! Unsafe wires, old rotted wood fence, neighbors can break in through the roof deck ... no. No.

[@dissidentfairy4264]

Who wants a "perfect square"? It's too predictable and boring! I don't paint inside the lines. lol Aladdin? I love street rats too:-) Maybe Wonder Bread should send him a years supply of bread based on his will to live, just like Heinz Tomato Ketsup wants to give the man who survived a month at sea on ketsup a state of the art boat:-) As far as the apartments go, of course, I'll take the one with Morning Doves and Pigeons. I'll even toss some bread out on the balcony for the occasional rat! lol 🕊🐦🐀 I'm an Aquarius: "half genius and half insanity." Or so they say......

[@denisekenney6436]

Ha me too! We Aquarius ♒️ are a bit different you might say. I do believe I’m very intelligent but not to the point of insanity I just don’t understand some people funny thing is most of the people I’m close to are fellow Aquarius as well…

[@dissidentfairy4264]

@@denisekenney6436 We can be thought of as a bit airy I suppose which can disguise the genius that lies within. lol I didn't make that up about the genius and insanity I read it in a book, but I'd like to think I'm more genius than insane. lol The way I see it there are a lot of intellectual morons who have little common sense. I think common sense is the key, something education alone can't achieve. I'm an artist so I tend to see things with kaleidoscopic vision:-)

[@Gransonec]

I keep wondering if sink sprayers and walk-in closets are rare, in the area of Massachusetts that he comes from.

[@snickersimsocute2438]

95% of the closets that Cash calls “walk-in closets” are not walk-in closets. In my experience, the closet space depends on the age, type of building and type of renovations. Also a lot of the apartments shown by Cash are terrible renovations, where the landlords have sliced the apartment to create additional bedrooms… for roommate situations.

[@jessicadoucette5780]

Paul Allen, awesome comment, you must be right 🤣

[@Nebarus]

I like these walkthroughs of Supermax cells... And only fair the inmate pays rent!

[@livinincalifornia]

That sir is a sink...SRPAYER!!

[@joeblow5037]

Building inspectors must drive Ferrari's 🚗

[@BrianJNelson]

You are so positive about some really negative spaces. Yikes.

[@justinekessner2645]

OMG THIS IS FOR THIS APARTMENT LOL, LIKE IT IS A SET IN SCAREFACE, LOL THE RESTERAUNT SCENE !!!!!!!

[@Pisti846]

Radiator not heater.

[@knittingnana2939]

It's good that each apt has in unit laundry, but ugh I hate stackables.

[@ruth-annepimental9750]

Alex is great too🎉

[@NVeeThatsMe]

Waiting for the day Cash just hauls off and busts out a window or two. The slamming is getting more pronounced. Landlords who know he's coming to their property may wanna up their insurance....😉

[@mustangnawt1]

Can someone please explain…in all of these apts where every inch is so valuable, why do people in NYC not comprehend a “beverage cooler” is just a freakin fridge?! That space could have been used to squeeze in another tenant:) One who may or may not flake immediately on the rent, become your personal squatter issue, & likely have 2 be legally removed. The longer I live I’m finding living in NYC is something many, including myself, can not comprehend why soooo many humans choose to do willingly? Maybe for a guaranteed very highly compensated career move? Don’t even want 2 visit anymore. Made peace with experiencing the Statue of Liberty on screen. Different strokes I guess

[@Draxis32]

These apartments makes no fucking sense to me. And it kinda scares me because I feel like humanity is just a frog in the boiler you know.... people will accept anything as long as the transformation is slow enough. And I mean literally anything

[@Myhealingjourney1111]

Im starting to think that i grew this habbit of watching his videos, when rent was around the corner. I pay 1,900 for a 4 bedroom 😫 and literally 300 $ for groceries and gas. Till next pay check. But comfort comes when they say the amount NY asks for rent😂😊

[@findingpeacedailyfpd6064]

Gatorade=Nectar of the Gods (rip tide rush purple). 🌀💜

[@findingpeacedailyfpd6064]

@@vincentgoupil180 "Electrolytes smell like Semen" "scentless apprenticeship" Kurt Cobain.

[@1927su]

Not trying to be nosy (but I’ll admit it, I am being nosy lol )I was thinking about your Violet & new baby? Guessing everyone is fine? Have you gotten any cool things in the mail lately from your followers? Always enjoyed your mail openings that you filmed occasionally..😊

[@JennaGetsCreative]

Agreed, suddenly there are zero updates about anything. Just viewing apartments being rented by other agents, and everything's either a "tiny house" or "so small you won't believe it" or "amazing but nobody wants it."