This App is Like Facebook but Worse... (The NextDoor App)

[@notevenemily]

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[@adeadarcadia]

Says "page not found" btw! I clicked the link bc at the start I wasn't sure what esim was

[@clickslefttoe]

The link doesn't work at all 😅

[@themagicknightress7132]

Same issue. Do u still get credit if I have it redirects me to the main site if I use the code? Or do you need to ask for a new link?

[@vincentfreddoyle7555]

I haven’t watched the video yet but are you on xiaohongshou/littleredbook? Or are you just not doing short form content like that

[@lightangel202]

did you forget about the roblox horror game?

[@IDKWHATIMDOING...0]

jesus's debut novel is crazy 😭

[@hahahahs]

Fr

[@Breakfast_at_]

Oh goshhhh i laughed out so loud

[@lunamiumiu]

this cracked me up

[@billyb6655]

i've heard it was actually ghostwritten

[@NotLaila-x9o]

​@@billyb6655 Yeah he was kinda busy. I'm just a lil worried that his ghostwriters (oh boy he had a lot of 'em) maybe wrote a lil bit too much of their own opinion in his novel.

[@newjacket44]

went on a walk past 10pm in my suburban neighborhood as a teenager and my mom showed me the next day that someone took a picture of a “suspicious person stalking the streets”😭

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

People need to get a hobby. Now they’re calling flowers suspicious. I think people think they’re more interesting than they are. 😅

[@moonlit_tia]

when i was like 7, my older sister and her friend was outside playing with me in the rain and someone put a picture up on the community board at the apartments we were living at saying there were two prostitutes and a child walking around the complex 😭some people need to chill

[@themysteriousfox3767]

this exact same thing happened to a friend of mine, honestly pretty scary stuff considering how gun-happy americans are

[@MakaylaDean-io2eh]

This made me giggle so hard

[@AangPoopie]

@@moonlit_tiaoh my GOD 😭I am so sorry

[@wyattledgerwood7004]

my dad was banned from the next door app. idk how but i think it’s funny as hell. if we were still hunt and gatherers he’d be shunned from the tribe

[@SuperChaoticus]

I would consider it a badge of honor to be banned from such a ridiculous app. Maybe I should include that in my New Year's resolutions.

[@JpegGhoulie]

my humor is so broken i spit my water out at that 😭

[@abbycoomber]

Someone uploaded a picture of my cat on nextdoor asking if he belonged to anyone. The picture attached? A picture of my cat IN THE DOWNSTAIRS WINDOW. He’s an indoor cat and was literally born in my house. He’s never belonged to anyone else and is chipped with my details. No idea why they did that. Thankfully the comments all asked why she was taking pictures of someone’s windows.

[@bats5472]

that's so funny, maybe she's a bird and can't see glass lol

[@what6705]

@@bats5472it’s only a matter of time before she runs into a sliding door

[@collegedropoutessays]

that’s so weird. did they respond and say why they did it?

[@paradis0744]

​@@collegedropoutessaysprobably to identify who lived there lol

[@abbycoomber]

@@collegedropoutessaysmultiple people commented asking why she did it and she only replied to one person saying that “the moggy looked wide eyed and lost”. My cat does have massive eyes but in no way looked lost or scared while laying in the loaf position calmly in front of the window.

[@ericaschoenberg7782]

a real nextdoor notification i got last week (about a week into january): "*PLEASE ...PLEASE* Keep your children and dogs quiet in the morning.. Some of us have been up all night firing off fireworks... We tired." i can only dream of understanding

[@paradis0744]

Most people are insanely stupid

[@wepeelwraps]

that’s absurd in so many ways😭😭

[@NuMIoH]

Oh, so they were joking, right? …right?

[@Br1eezy]

I hate people who fire off fireworks BECAUSE I have a veteran and two dogs living with me. My grandpa always starts to freak out because of the loud noises :( And my dogs get so scared and literally start shaking because of the booms.

[@alucamon]

I think that was a jab at the people shooting off fireworks

[@wendyheatherwood]

I'm gonna write a Sarah and Ken fanfic where both of them send a fake instead of cancelling, the fakes hit it off, and get into a months long relationship where they're both hiding their actual identities because they're scared of ruining it, meanwhile the real Sarah and Ken both really want to meet but can't because they both think the other has meant the fake. It all ends in absurd double date and a televised police chase.

[@CowboyGrum]

please make the police chase be on motorbikes

[@MrsDanceXD]

Please send the full story, I’m invested now 😫

[@cryohypostasis]

this actually sounds interesting

[@thatscrazy7-7]

YES PLEASE, if you end up finishing the fanfic pls update this comment and post your link in your channel!! full support fr

[@Lychee-r7s]

I would totally read that

[@toyamwarr]

Such neighbors are the reason I hate gated communities. When I worked for the 2020 US Census, it was always the people in gated communities who got upset that I was there. Several HOAs in my city were fined by the federal government for kicking me (a federal representative) off their property because “we pay a lot of money to not have you bothering us”. Uhhhhh… that’s not how the government works.

[@no_peace]

I'm a delivery driver. They literally invite me to their house and are mad I'm there. Fortunately i have a lot of ways to punish them without getting in trouble

[@Claire07]

my neighborhood nextdoor app had someone post a ring doorbell photo of two teenagers going trick or treating on halloween and accusing them of trying to break in. the comments were full of people saying “call the cops!” “did you call the cops?” “you need to call the cops asap” it took the mom of the kids commenting and messaging saying that they were just trick or treating for op to take down the post

[@derteesippings9411]

everyone on that app is so paranoid. Every time I go on that app, I see 3 different "did anyone here gunshots last night?" posts. Luckily the commenters have more brain cells since they always say construction and fireworks are the sound

[@BL8DM8N]

The professional victim complex of the white suburbanite

[@MsTripplesix]

​@@derteesippings9411omigoodness, yes!! Those particular posts are rampant! And clearly happening all across America!

[@galaxychill9578]

i wonder if that was racism or smth

[@b4t-th3-cl0wn]

MY MOM HAS THIS APP AND WE SAW SOMEONE STEAL A CAR 😭

[@Yuki-e9r8f]

OMG😭

[@majaa-x7y]

RANDAL PFP SPOTTED

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Were they stealing it, or were they just getting in their car? Also, people have car insurance. Stealing a bike would be shitty.

[@thepotatobich]

HELP THAT WAS ME

[@thepotatobich]

@@JDMimeTHEFIRSThey!! I was stealing it 😭💔but I didn’t know someone took a picture cause at the time, the lady was waving at me (or so I’ve assumed this long) all this while I was being recorded

[@alanlebkuecher9434]

As someone who hates children, even I would never conceive speaking out against or opposing lemonade stands. That's some petty kid's show villain shit.

[@unemployedphilosopher5072]

I always buy lemonade from kids even though it makes my tummy upset.

[@muranaka7718]

its like raquelle from barbie life in the dreamhouse

[@hexhollows]

"as someone who hates children" is making me giggle a little

[@lil_afterdark]

i need you to understand that the hannah montana boot post is a meme post based off of a *genuine* post where someone had a webkinz cat plushie that they filled with milk, sucked on, and then threw at the wall to hear the thud. they did this more than once lmao, it's been a copypasta for years now but the original is some poor soul's webkinz kitty

[@galaxychill9578]

the sour effin milk 🤢

[@wincent..]

YEAH I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THE SAME historical revisionism smh...

[@AssasiCraftYogUscus]

I dont know anyone on next door under 55. They seem to be an echo chamber for elderly suburban paranoia

[@NatrixK]

I'm 23 and on nextdoor LMAO I post about lost cats the most

[@littleredmarble]

My sibling (mid 20s) was on it for a few weeks trying to form better connections with the community. But they just ended up just getting into a lot of Facebook-esque fights

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

LMFAAOOO

[@captaincaspian42]

In my area it's mainly 35-45yo moms talking about "suspicious activities" (teens wandering at 8pm)

[@Tulaash]

I'm 24 and while I joined it because I was invited (had no clue what it was at the time, someone left an invite code in the mailbox when I lived with my grandparents), I stayed because it's funny to read how ridiculous people are.

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

My neighbor got caught on camera letting her dog poop in another person’s yard and leaving it there. They posted it and asked for people to be more respectful- she got ripped to spreads

[@oussamaben6351]

Serves her right.

[@derteesippings9411]

That's what the app should really be for 😂

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I guess there’s a plus side to it. Why doesn’t she just get poop bags and pick it up? I definitely pulled the leash of a women letting her dog piss on my yard in front of me. I said “nope”. That’s what the squares are for. Pooping is allowed if you pick it up after. I have a dog myself. I don’t let him pee on other people’s yards

[@Kevin-mz3gp]

As she should

[@grey8066]

i was that girl once and the whole time i was just going up the street to get a bag from one of those stands that dispense them 😭

[@potatoesdeterre]

My mother has the Nextdoor app and one day she showed me a photo of this very recognizable WILD bird in someone’s hand indoors with the caption like “Help! I found someone’s pet bird in the tree outside my house. Does anyone know who he belongs to or has anyone lost a bird on here?” This idiot saw the most common bird and probably went through some trouble to literally kidnap this WILD bird and take it inside thinking it was someone’s pet budgie. Like this person has never been outside or something smh

[@atru3000]

🤣 elderly goals

[@merlessinnin]

the goal was noble i guess 😭

[@tatumb08]

“I would rather be temporarily judgmental than permanently dead” words to live by! 😍

[@larkzurzura]

I have Nextdoor and the amount of racist posts. I literally saw one that said “saw this shady man wearing a hood with a little girl in the street. Please watch out he looked shady”

[@shaioni]

im sorry but i thought about slim shady and spent the next minute laughing in the toilet 😭😭

[@larkzurzura]

@ STOP 😭

[@FruityKoala]

I live in a town where it’s 99% white people, you can count the amount of black people on a single hand. You can imagine the posts that go up on NextDoor… Just a bit of fyi, it’s a town I grew up in and haven’t left yet. Not willingly living in a racist town lol

[@galaxychill9578]

_in_ the toilet??

[@galaxychill9578]

/j

[@jsmb_]

Me planting tall sunflowers to my garden, so my neighbors will think i am secret agent with 100 suspicious cameras

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

When you buy a security camera, you can choose one of two paths: Paranoid racism Spying on cats

[@Laura-ls9sr]

Omg, my sister had a neighbour call the cops because she parked her “unsightly” car at her local train station. They thought it had to have been stolen because it couldn’t possibly belong to someone who lived there. It amazes me that there are people like that out there 😂 Thankfully, she now lives in a much less stuck-up neighbourhood

[@Deja_gru]

Sometimes thy neighbor does not deserve your love 🥰

[@vzxlid]

The “leaky faucet” innuendo talk had me giggling sm

[@user-zh5vc8bb9q]

⚠NEIGHBORS.⚠Today I was cleaning my kitchen and on KZbin I heard the most devilish sound. NOT EVEN EMILY.

[@mayo27th]

GASP

[@CHNO-dq3dm]

POLL: • Neighbor ⚠️ • Emily

[@atru3000]

Neighbor 10% Emily 90%

[@Seraphic2004]

But are you sure it's even Emily? You may or may not know

[@MaskedCommenter]

7:48 This is my favorite poll ever. I love how she's genuinely confused but instead of asking for an explanation, she just asks 'power' or 'bottom?' If I was in that group I'd personally vote for Power.

[@Arfarfarfarfarf]

i do NOT love my neighbor

[@Thelastmouthwashbottle]

Apparently, during Halloween this year somebody posted saying that my house ( along with other non-American neighbors houses ) should be avoided on Halloween. 😭

[@ren_okay]

Oh my god

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

People bus for Halloween now. The whole neighborhood community building aspect is dead unless you live in a rich neighborhood. When I was a kid, if you lived on Florida St, you trick or treated on Florida St and got to meet the neighborhood.

[@itz_blue_hair]

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404people still do halloween what

[@AngelOfMusic12457]

the bitmoji "take cover" took me OUTTT

[@Thedarkestblackisstillblue]

I swear next-door is the reason why people still think you get kidnapped and trafficked at targets toy isle

[@MintyMishaps]

I’m super lucky to have chill neighbors so my nextdoor is kinda boring - lost pet posts, repair/service help and reviews, local events. I assume all the juicy stuff is hidden in private groups. My grandma’s account though…. She lives in a 55+ gated community and I LOVE scrolling through her Nextdoor. The DRAMA. It’s insane. It’s beautiful.

[@emubeepboop]

once someone was walking a pot belly pig in my suburban neighbourhood. Honestly awesome, he had a mohawk too

[@Neptuno22no]

yoooo i have a mohawk and i used to walk my pig lol, he seems cool 😎😭

[@dlwlrma4307]

The person or the pig?

[@emubeepboop]

@dlwlrma4307 both?

[@grymmdark]

thats honestly the sickest thing

[@ariesearthdragon]

@dlwlrma4307 I was thinking the same thing.

[@MoodCandy79]

We have a neighbor in his 80s and someone posted on next door about his trashcans still being at the curb at 10AM. They even called the city on him and gloated about it in the post. Like, hes elderly and we're at work so cant help at the moment, just ask if he wants a hand???? She did this multiple other times to people all over and cant understand why no one wants to talk to her.

[@kerys_n_c]

5:26 help is she okay why is she suspicious of a sunflower

[@NotLaila-x9o]

Fr it's so weird. Yes, if you think about it the sunflower does look a bit funky but accusing your neighbour? I may have paranoia but it's not THAT hard.

[@ren_okay]

i assume it's because the sunflower is pointing into their garden which is.. not something that can be stopped unfortunately. Maybe this person doesn't know sunflower lore ??

[@derteesippings9411]

I use the Nextdoor app to see about local issues that don't reach the news (like why a local restaurant is closed early). I somehow ended up on my neighborhood's review team. I have to vote on things that get reported alongside others on the team. Literally all of it has been political and the reports for "disrespectful" have been for people disagreeing with the og post. It's such a trouble experience being on that app

[@SuperChaoticus]

Quit. Problem solved.

[@cmm3699]

Dude same thing happened to me. Another thing my neighbors constantly report others for is people accidentally making a new post in response to another post instead of replying with a comment under the post. And 99% of the people who report such things are review team members...

[@kidd32888]

Me too.

[@no_peace]

We have a concerned citizens group, i think it's better for that stuff. "What was that loud boom"

[@toastifox]

My stepmom posted a video on Nextdoor of a kid telling our camera that he'd pee onto our garage door. A few days later, the mother of the kid sent a cease and desist letter basically saying we should take down the video and that he did nothing wrong... These kids are freaks, and their parents aren't doing anything about it.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Just say you will keep it up until they keep their kid in line and be a parent. But if the kids is now leaving you alone. I’d take it down. They are a kid and if they are behaving. The point was taken

[@coconutmomentyeah]

Yeah no the video needs to be taken down. Especially if the kid is below 14. They have no reason to be immortalized and bullied forever on the internet because they did something stupid as a child. The parents need to step in line but they absolutely have the right to demand your stepmom take it down. That's weird she'd post that without even going to the parents first.

[@cmm3699]

⁠@coconutmomentyeah they probably didn’t know who the parents were, which would be a big reason as to why they would post the video. Also the kid obviously knew they were being recorded if they spoke directly into the camera, so I’m sure they didn’t expect it to be kept private.

[@toastifox]

@coconutmomentyeah Yeah, I meant to add that it was a little messed up my stepmom did that. I have no idea the video she caught of him was even posted til we got the letter.

[@toastifox]

@@cmm3699 Also, yeah, he talked directly to the camera!! And we have no idea who this kid and his parents are. He's about freshman age in high school, though.

[@justella4982]

one time i stopped on the side of the road to look at a little free library (its like a take a book leave a book thingy thats often in various public places. and i didnt even get a chance to look in it before the house i parked in front of opened the door and tried sending their big scary dog out to get me. had to hop back in the car fast to not get jumped,, like bro im sorry you arent the owner of the little free library and don't want people on your property but you should know its right in front of your house and people are gonna be parked here to look at it 😭

[@penguin_nook]

19:05 NO BC WHEN I WAS YOUNGER A LADY SHUT DOWN MY FRIEND’S LEMONADE STAND SAYING SHE NEEDED A PERMIT😭

[@squid3065]

the thing ab the asian woman in her 40s scamming the dude is that hes a sugar daddy for sure and paying her to meet him for dinner

[@ayuphreek]

Tbh I was assuming the post was made by the guy who was to be met

[@user-jo7xn5hf6b]

@@ayuphreek ohh that would make sense

[@Ashley.D]

People driving for basic conveniences is the "way the country has always been"? Lady, cars didn't come along until a century and a half into the country's existence. People used to be able to walk for what they needed

[@maialovesdance]

okay but as someone who went to school in college park md, if it was a student neighborhood, it's very possible they actually put out phallic candy... we were WILDIN out there

[@jayqwellin3800]

That's actually disgusting should be charged handing that out to children

[@alyssaes21]

just commented this before seeing this comment lmfao

[@Moon17ob]

@@jayqwellin3800I mean, I personally wouldn’t take my kid to the student neighborhood on Halloween, but that’s just me. They can have there fun, and I can take my kids to a place where we’re less likely to come across drunk college kids and phallic candy. Honestly, such a non problem, and your comment is a *way* over reaction. A student neighborhood on Halloween is like, in my mind the least child friendly place.

[@ren_okay]

@@Moon17ob yeah I agree, I wouldn't give weird candy if I knew it was a child at my door, but you can't expect family friendly happenings on Halloween in a student neighbourhood. in my mind somebody probably had a bowl of candy or something and the children just happened to take those ones. Don't take your children trick-or-treating to a community of college kids idk

[@jayqwellin3800]

@Moon17ob they know they're handing it to children that's basically like handing children sex toys it's disgusting and they should just tell them they have no candy rather than giving that parents shouldn't of brought them there but only a pedo would hand out that kind of candy to children disgusting no excuse

[@maddie-ob7wb]

Our neighbor told my dad he _had_ to get NextDoor and my dad is constantly either 1) complaining to me about how much people post on there or 2) showing me some animal that apparently is in our neighborhood

[@no_peace]

Haha our concerned citizens group had an argument for like a month about whether someone had taken a pic of a black panther or a housecat

[@maddie-ob7wb]

@ LOLL

[@orangeoliver]

My mother uses this app and it's wild some of the shit she sees. But on the other hand it did some good, our neighborhood is fairly suburban but has TERRIBLE cell service, and we all banded and petitioned to get a cell tower built in our area, because the nearest one was many miles out and no one could make phone calls from their houses.

[@JaquelineChartier]

Im watching this at my homophobic dads house trying to listen to this over loud angry American rock n' roll... pray for me girl

[@noahdembrowski4898]

I love listening to loud rock and alt music in my pink clothing and surrounded by my sanrio things its just. Peak.

[@jr.c.4250]

Wanna make a homophobic dads (plural) joke but I'll just offer my E-support instead

[@Neptuno22no]

ANYA PFP!!! praying for you queen 😭love rock n roll, hate homophobes. literally goes against what rock is supposed to be about 💀

[@paradis0744]

How does one even find homophobic alt music? Homophobes always somehow find a way to accidentally enjoy lgbt positive things lol (because they're stupid people) I swear, they'll be homophobic but like metal, play pokemon, love Jesus, and watch liberal comedy shows. Not knowing how dumb they look

[@TH3RE4LKFC]

ANYA PFP SPOTTED also I feel you (kinda) bcs I'm underage so I live with my parents and they're constantly playing loud ass christian music but I'm queer and agnostic (they're homophobic)💀

[@sapphicwillterdusque6541]

Imagine calling the cops about an ugly car

[@paulmaccaroni]

The absolute stupidity of it, it makes me so mad that people like that have no empathy for anything in the world just about vapid appearances of their home and neighborhood.

[@no_peace]

I would take that as a personal challenge

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

What if it was a cybertruck?

[@itz_blue_hair]

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404what about it

[@lainiwakura7556]

Nextdoor is singlehandedly responsible for creating more paranoia than the Cold War

[@joeyclemenza7339]

When it comes to my house and my block? On my left…. I’ve got an elderly Mennonite couple… on my right? An elderly Vietnamese couple with an abled daughter. Across the street? A married gay couple with two adorable children. Next to them? A MAGA family who routinely flies a TRUMP 2024 flag underneath an upside down American flag. Then there’s me…. Inside my house. Alone… occasionally with my daughter on weekends… minding my business. It’s a diverse block… but one that could very easily explode in drama with this app. I wouldn’t download this thing if I was paid…

[@Zinnamonbun]

If your block was a show I would watch it religiously...only if it was written by by a pre-2010s sitcom writer

[@itz_blue_hair]

..Abled daughter? Do you mean disabled?

[@Quizack]

“An abled daughter” Why not just say daughter lol.

[@itz_blue_hair]

@@joeyclemenza7339 what do you mean “abled”?

[@asum7213]

This is the time for you to write a book about this dynamic.

[@jenaaissante]

12:00 take cover 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

[@colegatito]

i have this app just for entertainment man one time someone made a post for this huge tortoise that got "lost" in the neighborhood like how does a tortoise run away???? then they spoke to the neighbor and apparently someone found it and released it at the park nearby?? HUGE TORTOISE BY THE WAY eventually he was found at the local shelter his name was bumpy

[@nannyalberte]

"how does a tortoise run away?" My guy, you have no idea!

[@Jagged_]

how DARE youtube hide this from me for 1 minute

[@iamangelia135]

It hide it for 4 from me THE AUDACITY

[@Jordan-go6fm]

29 for me! UGH.

[@prinhalle]

31 for me 😭

[@Hellokitty_g]

34 min

[@himothy-z9t]

54 minutes for me

[@mollyn0101]

i know the video hasn’t been out for long but the fact that nobody is talking about the chicken teddy bear is crazy…that thing is HORRIFYING 😭😭😭

[@juanmacias5922]

6:17 that was Denmark, but the Japanese allow toddlers to go to school and go on errands alone LMFAO

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

And Americans allowed kids to do this in the 80s and 90s. I grew up doing stuff myself. Our parents saw us at breakfast and dinner and we didn’t have phones on us. We are now independent adults. They did a great job raising us. Not everything they did was great and I disagree with hitting kids as punishment. But letting them be independent is a plus.

[@juanmacias5922]

​@@JDMimeTHEFIRST the issue with American independence doesn't really boil down to parenting, it comes down to how safe the environment is, most of America is now car centric, if you can't walk or even bike to local places because of the danger vehicles pose, you immediately become less independent.

[@jougjimmadome]

​@@juanmacias5922 this guy gets it!!

[@paradis0744]

​@@JDMimeTHEFIRSTno we didn't, not in the way they do. They let literal 5 year olds, sometimes younger, stay home alone to cook and clean, and go grocery shopping lol.

[@Viteaification]

​@JDMimeTHEFIRST no we mean letting 5 year olds go pick up groceries. its a big coming of age moment and there's even a tv show about kids going on their first errand.

[@selunescorpio]

6:03 “So, I would rather be temporarily judgmental than permanently 💀” Emily hitting us with facts.

[@justsomeguy898]

our neighborhood's nextdoor is so toxic. people started brigading this one lady because she'd give advice on every post about a found animal, and there was a whole thing about the neighborhood's christmas decorations being blue instead of red 🙄

[@emoliciouzz]

My grandmother has this app and apparently a 15 year old got trafficked on it by posting a dog sitting ad.

[@Weebslayer13]

Holy shit dude

[@MrsDanceXD]

Oh fuck

[@Fringe31422au]

3:15 This is a huge problem with homeowner/HOA culture which is the obsession with property value as a proxy for paranoia about petty things.

[@phoebesulistio6830]

"I now deplore y'all to do the same" is a wild sentence considering "deplore" means to express strong disapproval for something

[@whelkpeopleofdoom]

My Nextdoor is just full of old people warning about scams they fell for over the phone or online, so... largely useless information to anyone under 50, as well as people who will badger you when you ask actual questions like "does anyone know why they closed down x block on x street? There's a large police presence, should I be worried? I'm just one street over." That was the entirety of my engagement with the activity but it earned me quite the angry response from a retired firefighter (supposedly), not from my neighborhood, who proceeded to tell me to mind my own business and how nosey citizens like me get in the way of the work of police and first responders. So, really, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to use the app for, but I feel like I need it? I've seen it reunite people with their lost pets and I have a dog, so... worth it just for that I guess.

[@ameriemorgan9858]

13:52 reminded me of when I first moved in with my boyfriend and someone in his neighborhood Facebook group posted my car, license plate and all, stating that I have been illegally parking in the street. It wasn’t even a problem, so long as you moved your car on trash day so I got put on blast for no reason. It was great!

[@Lola24691]

16:37 as someone who lives in the middle of nowhere Texas I can confirm that the signs are still up We also have signs from like 2019 that are still up 😭😭 these people are crazy

[@ayuphreek]

Yo I'm in SA, can confirm same signs from 2016 in some neighborhoods

[@collegedropoutessays]

i love how a lot of these were atlanta ones, i’m like wow this is my local community

[@kathleen1330]

My neighbors only come out at nighttime. Their kids play in the roads and freeze when you drive by. I don’t love them, I’m scared of them 😔🙏

[@ericaschoenberg7782]

ur neighbors are.. possums??

[@Greutter1999]

My brother and cousin and I used to stay out all night and stand in the road when a car was coming and then run and hide honestly it was so fucking fun 😂

[@ren_okay]

Your neighbours might be me unfortunately I think I scare my neighbours (not the playing in the roads part though)

[@no_peace]

​@@ericaschoenberg7782 HAHA

[@MrDante134]

I wish I had the same confidence as Stephany telling everyone that she would call the cops if she hears fireworks when there is presumably a picture showing exactly what she looks like clear as day attached to the post.

[@rayemanta]

Nextdoor posts in my area have 3 flavors -someone posting a picture of a bug/animal saying “what is this?” with 14 replies that are all obviously wrong -lost/found dog (half of them without pictures of said dog) -a 4 paragraph rant about a local restaurant that charged 25 cents for an extra ranch

[@pearlkohler5422]

“I’m sure there are good reasons for it” absolutely sent me

[@monkey744]

We must make it our life's purpose to find out what happened to Sarah from California

[@rjrebel3413]

My neighbors just scare me 💀

[@Yuki-e9r8f]

Same😭

[@My_Darling_Decay]

I am so grateful to not live in a HOA

[@danielbright792]

Yep, this confirms every belief I had of what next door was having nothing to go off of but email invitations from neighborhoods near my parents house and now my current apartment. This is why I’m heavily considering moving back out to the middle of no where. Nextdoor is a staple of capitalism. Half the complaints in this video were concerns about property values dropping. I’m a big fan of using social media, mostly Facebook groups, for finding new friend, groups, and churches because I’ve moved so much in my life but Nextdoor definitely ain’t it. Thanks Emily.

[@catblue4690]

Emily saying “I miss the warmth of your body.” Sent me into fight or flight 😭 GIRL THAT WAS SCARRY

[@wr3ns.d1ary]

22:14 her daughter was at “college park” aka probably around a bunch of 19 year olds, which explains the shape of the lollipop

[@georgieoshea4676]

College Park is a city in MD- it does have UMD there, but it's also a city with lots of non-college students

[@hologr4mgf]

does not matter. if you’re aware of what you’re buying and you’re passing them out to children, you’re responsible for what you did. that’s wrong on every level.

[@keeblebrox]

"I have got used to it so it must have always been this way" - Ford Model T, 1908

[@CasperCasserole]

The photos used in the “Raw chicken teddy bear” post are actually an art piece by Russian artist Viktor Ivanov!

[@ee-sm8ey]

might just be me but i personally really hate it whenever my faucet starts leaking and all of my neighbours just circle around my kitchen and chant "LEAK LEAK LEAK"

[@commiemommie9802]

Ive been obsessed with this app for years😭 i got pregnant at 16 right before covid and i swear i spent all of 2020-2022 on this app while staying home with my kid lol

[@Miiizu5]

Omg that must of been so scary! I hope you and youre kid are doing well🩷

[@eblanissimo7261]

potuzhno...

[@chelseashurmantine8153]

Dude that kelly blue book post was SO RUDE! Like mind your own business, that is insane.

[@selldaatac]

why do you always wear the best tops i'm so jealous

[@affectojfgidi1246]

YESSSS each top brings me closer and closer to my edge and one day I'm gonna blow up and buy a cool top for myself😭 the fact that my taste in tops is very similar DOES NOT HELP

[@selldaatac]

@@affectojfgidi1246 i also live in a whole different continent and i either can't find anything similar in my own country or it's too expensive because it's shipped from another country 😭😭 hate it here

[@Whubbafett]

The lemon aid lady needs to realize it's not commercial until it makes like 500$ and that's just one of the steps

[@KairiMorin]

I never ran a lemonade stand as a child, but if a saw this post I'd screenshot and post it on on my wall as a reminder to me not having fallen into insanity.

[@jessedeIrey]

my grandma has this app and saw her neighbor post a video on their ring camera which was a homeless woman walking around with a handgun pointing it at random stuff

[@Midnightrider384]

13:25 My wife and I had an $800 car while we lived in a nice part or Orange County. It looked like an $800 car too. Apparently it was always a hot topic at the neighborhood HOA meetings, but it was legal and registered so there was nothing they could do. Always got a kick out of it. We were full time college students at a local university, not sure what they expected us to do.

[@tabbitee]

Some people don't know the difference between deplore and implore and it really annuls me

[@JoyDavidson]

Seeing Emily is like finding out you're actually off on a day you thought you worked on. Refreshing.

[@matjb]

28:14 He said: “I ate duck poop and that was just life as a real American back then.” Ah yes…a universal American experience 60 years ago.

[@cdgchucktaylor]

DUDE thank you for making this vid and spreading the gospel, i’ve had nextdoor on my phone for the past like half year bc of how entertaining it is to see the random shit ppl get pissed abt

[@Sistrr0fCirc3]

Girl I looooove your background it’s so cutesy

[@Quizack]

Girl it’s just a bedroom wall 😭

[@Sistrr0fCirc3]

@ I like the posters and vibe sue me

[@Diego_Cabrera]

TikTok may be getting banned but I'm glad I still have your channel ♡

[@ryansetow9398]

we love our online older sister!!!

[@Matty002]

the suburbs are hell on earth. white flight didnt just separate the white communities from non-whites in the cities, they separated the whites from themselves, making community impossible. in the city, the more dense and walkable, the more you see your neighbors, which is how community is created. this physically cant happen in low density car-centric places. that spy flower post is dystopic as hell. in a traditional city, they would see that neighbour at the local stores and restaurants, and could just ask about the flower. when we lived in a dense walkable neighborhood, we saw the same people and dogs constantly, inside our apartment tower and outside it. even spoke to some of them. this is rare whenever we live in suburbs. we never see anyone outside

[@marieadelegrosso163]

I love Nextdoor. The drama is immaculate.

[@supercool6912]

I had to use the nextdoor app once cause some kids threw eggs and me and my bf 😭😭

[@Ry_Fy]

I’m fully convinced Ken made Sarah so a 40yr old Asian woman would meet him for a date

[@enolicannoli]

21:40 okay was i the only one who saw "college park" and pictured them trick or treating at a college/college-esque neighborhood? like no wonder they got phallic lollipops, its probably all the college kids bought to hand out to their friends

[@tokki-glitt22]

emily posted!!! we cheered

[@BB-cj7gt]

“Just felt like sharing “🤗🤗🤗

[@blobblah3924]

As a swiftie I can confirm I have 0 bibles and 7 Taylor Swift vinyls

[@SuperChaoticus]

I'm all for a neighborhood dress code. Maybe a nice neutral brown shirt, black pants and jack boot style footwear. How about we tie the look together with a nice red armband with a white and black emblem to symbolize our neighborhood pride?

[@paulmaccaroni]

The person who posted that: *nodding vigorously*

[@kayleedurbin]

7:21 can we talk about how she literally can fit the role so well especially with the filter it just looks right

[@lalunearts2]

Wasnt the hannah montana boot thing just originally the milk webkinz?

[@rhysadams7740]

Thank god you made a video about this app. In my neighborhood somebody made a very respectful post about finding somebody’s cat who has passed away, and people started telling him how much of an awful human being he was for not knocking on every door in the area to find the owner.

[@olivialathem9339]

Returning to my roots since tiktok is gone

[@shayZcajun]

Omg. My neighbors up the street DO in fact have a hot pink rusted golf cart that they drive around the neighborhood. 🤣🤣🤣