This Can't Be Real.

[@techlinked]

hey guys it's riley NOT from this video i wasn't even in the studio for this one!! i would never tell him in person but i think james did a great job hosting. i also think you can buy a fairly priced prebuilt PC from a Jawa Verified Seller at jawa.link/TLJuly24 , but that's neither here nor there; this is about james. what a cool guy

[@yukaira]

how dare you Riley

[@anonymoususerinterface]

@@yukaira i daren't u riley

[@prathneo]

James is cool but Riley is cooler and Elijah is coolest

[@xp8969]

I thought James and Riley were the same guy

[@kaidenrogers]

I see you, _James_

[@ashishkalam9337]

Downloads in 0.001 seconds, takes an hour to install

[@maxrinehart4177]

I know it's a joke, but (just me being pedantic) downloading will take longer because the ssd and even the system won't be able to keep up with such speed to write on disk.

[@nielsbishere]

​@maxrinehart4177 just keep it in memory then. Just get like 256GB ram and it's fine

[@OrangeC7]

​@@nielsbishereThis feels like there's a cursed real life use case for this, I just don't know what that would be

[@vadnegru]

​@@OrangeC7 LLM clusters. They would startup in a seconds, ready to work with fresh copy of needed data in the RAM or even VRAM.

[@Muhluri]

​@@nielsbisherethe good 'ol ramdisk

[@akuma2124]

240W on Thunderbolt? I might need to stop licking my USB cables.. It might do some serious damage. LUL

[@mendyc158]

I… I have several questions…?

[@privacyvalued4134]

@@mendyc158 Go lick a 9V battery. Some people like that tingling sensation.

[@shadowlord0162]

@@mendyc158 you are not alone

[@MrMediator24]

Ahtiually, you still can - it won't output 240 unless it's plugged into a device

[@1403gavin]

@@MrMediator24even then it’s 48v which will sting quite a little but shouldn’t hurt that bad

[@Genekri7]

402 fast, 402 furious

[@pharmdiddy5120]

I'm just 404 furious

[@WEKM]

🤣

[@moondogg_monte]

It got 402 horsepower, with a v40.2 engine, and a 4.02 L intake, reaching 402 mph in only 4.02 seconds

[@VkngVd]

@@pharmdiddy5120 402 refreshes 404 page(s)

[@PabloPadilla-eo6bm]

family

[@jojo_da_poe]

"So you know that recall thing Microsoft made that everyone hated?" "Yeah, that thing sounded horrible for privacy" "Let's put it on a phone" Google moment

[@LalosSaw]

And the next year apple will do it and so it will become mainstream

[@ThePowerLover]

@@LalosSaw Apple Intelligence predates this Google thing...

[@thatvexiol]

​@@LalosSawApple did it last month, the only thing android has ever done is copy copy copy

[@mmllmmll22]

​@@thatvexiolye, same with ios18 color changes, image on blocked screen and iphone15 usb-c. Apple was first to innovate this.

[@stephen01king]

I thought it was just using AI to analyse screenshot you take? That's nowhere near what Microsoft was doing.

[@heisenberg3922]

Does fast internet mean I will see Riley even before he starts shooting?

[@midnightsundairies2347]

YES

[@raosiddharth4726]

before the script is even written, you would be playing 10D chess in real time with real people, your iq would go beyound 200 and your brain would function at 100%, you would basically be lucy from the movie.

[@grasshopper8901]

Maybe Riely will be followed by a drone as the team films

[@BloodnutXcom]

That's negative latency

[@drKenderRendel]

Riley shooting up LMG? What a plot twist 😂😂

[@emmanuelgoldstein3682]

Those weather apps look just like every weather app, not just apple's...

[@pia31415]

Lol.. exactly! Show temp on top, with a list of predicted temp and rainfall prob.. apparently apple invented it.. smh

[@maxrinehart4177]

@@emmanuelgoldstein3682 off course tim apple invented everything.

[@grasz]

​@@maxrinehart4177 even invented calculator this year!!

[@mrrolandlawrence]

the irony that the CIA is probably the biggest dji buyer world wide.

[@phoenixvette]

then it's an insider trading move. good find

[@ich_16]

not probably it is lol

[@bakutie]

meanwhile ISPs in third world country still not even giving people 1TB data caps for reasonable prices

[@bluedogz1624]

This is even a problem in the U.S as well.

[@ejtaylor73]

Corruption leading to lack of competition, paying off officials to keep competition out.

[@Artista_Frustrado]

@@bluedogz1624 that says a lot about the USA doesn't it

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

But enough talk about America, how's your day 🌄

[@alexanderbr8525]

Never even saw 1TB Data cap in Germany, ever

[@avx111]

I spend an unreasonable amount of time looking for the right USB C cable in my pile of USB C cables and it's not getting better.

[@the_irav]

Label them 🙄

[@Nelo390]

@@the_irav color code them!!

[@SuperSavageSpirit]

Clean ur dang room

[@ucVu-di6cx]

Does it look fancy? The fancier the more powerful, right?

[@Ignotus.]

Just buy one or two good ones and viola! Problem solved!

[@Razear]

We went from 56k dialup to this in the span of a few decades. What a time to be alive.

[@grasshopper8901]

Now, we just need healthcare to progress like that as well as world peace

[@popinjayjunior7698]

Corruption as well should go in the opposite direction

[@urooj09]

But we have a worse climate and more droughts , storms , rain 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@lumeronswift]

No... a couple of people got this. Rest of us are still trying to get more than 5mb/s. Sure, better than 56kb, but not mind-blowing when compared to most other developments...

[@duckpotat9818]

@@grasshopper8901 it has, in less than a century we developed vaccines, antibiotics, anti parasitics etc that have largely eliminated big killers such the plague, smol pox, polio and in many places even TB and malaria. There's always room for improvement ofc.

[@dunste123]

402TB?! Finally enough speed to seed my Linux isos

[@dataterminal]

I've been repaired with Bacon, many times. I see no reason why bacon can't repair my laptop.

[@ph4tcat]

The Houston Post used to be a Newspaper in Houston. I was like 10 when they closed.

[@blackcountryme]

Now its the Houstonski post comrade.

[@DanVibesTV]

@@blackcountryme That would actually be a great name for a German cough drop...

[@DrySushi]

Fun fact: James knows more about Riley's mustache than he let's on but says nothing because he is terrified and confused.

[@Yavorh55]

5:25 YEEEES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO MAKE THAT JOKE

[@untitled4122]

0:16 Internet speed seems pretty popular with tall these days.. How many years until Linus “needs” it because his “WiFi sucks”

[@aksGJOANUIFIFJiufjJU21]

He doesnt need it We likely want this internet speed, but do we need it

[@espressomatic]

If Google made the last and only mobile phone on the planet, I'd start using a 150 year old telegraph.

[@Gramini]

I've heard those Google Pixel phones are pretty good candidates for running a de-googled operating system, which is quite ironic ^^

[@GarbanzoBeansFan]

4:42 quick bits 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PUNEETAM20]

Internet moving so fast it will move in with you after the first date

[@bubblegumgun3292]

3:08 i feel seemed and Attacked 😎

[@brentlidstone1982]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe if a Thunderbolt cable is pulling 240W then it will also double as a cat-warmer.

[@grisu1934]

240W on Thunderbolt? Now I can finally charge my framework 16

[@tschorsch]

There are already 240w cables, just no chargers. It's only required when using the external GPU.

[@tastymonkey]

The Houston Post was a real paper until the Houston Chronicle bought them many years ago.

[@skaleee1207]

3:08 hahaha where did that come from lmao

[@lachlanlau]

6:06 @thethoughtemporium is making neurons play doom !!

[@4.0.4]

It makes sense for Google to release in Algeria first. After all, Algeria is one of the leading countries in alphabetical order.

[@ravagingwolverine666]

I remember getting into it with some weirdo after the EU mandated USB-C as a standardized charging port. I supported the decision because USB-C is a good and true(if confusing) standard, and many companies were dragging their feet sticking with the old standard micro USB. And there's that one company that loved their proprietary non standard. The person who took issue with my position said this government mandate would stifle innovation(that old chestnut). But as there was all that foot dragging, progress was already stifled which was my point in the first place. I never did get a direct response over how 80gbps(now 120mbps in a single direction) and 240w power was inadequate for phones and non-gaming laptops to the point that EU's pro-consumer mandate could be viewed as stifling innovation. 80gbps will still be fast enough to be usable even if some proprietary technology comes along to provide ludicrous speed to consumer-grade products. And as the debate was about the USB-C connector, it may be capable of even more going forward.

[@Genekri7]

5:51 it's crazy how prolific (and real-looking) some of these AI fake news sites are. Had to spend hours talking down my grandparents about this very story

[@Code7Unltd]

If the fake news seems real, then that should say something grim about reality. For all attempts by NATO to spite Russia, the Russians are doing well striking it on their own while the first world economies are declining.

[@frankiesomeone]

I read the thumbnail as "402 tablespoons"

[@TheComedyGeek]

"gradually more racist" made me LOL hard for real. :)

[@Will-W]

I'm stuck with 6Mb (little b) DSL at the moment, we're working on finding an arborist that can run starlink up the 100ft cedar trees that surround our house...

[@zizimugen4470]

2:00 wow, google made data collection an official focused feature now?

[@RavingDavith]

Google Maps tells you how busy a location is anyway so the camera club company people are just phishing for data

[@lifeless5064]

6:02 can confirm, we eat borsch pie on all holidays

[@mightylink65]

I work in warranty repairs myself and warranty is only void if there is physical damage, warranty stickers mean nothing.

[@PigPenSnaps]

When James said “TeraHerz” I got chills. 0:41

[@TheACLP]

This is the first time I have seen an ad for a pc prebuilt company that actually has reasonable prices.

[@XxLaureanoPRXx]

Spaceballs reference, nice 😂

[@samiraperi467]

"This pipe can dl SO MUCH 🌽!" *slaps roof*

[@leonardodelgado7573]

With an interntet connection that fast what would my friends say when I want to play a game and they say: "Oh, but I have to update that one. And it will take a while" 🤔

[@hdzavalanche]

MKBHD: What's your favorite part of the magic mouse? Tim Cook: "Ergonomics." MKBHD: ✅

[@VygoUwU]

Ah yes, now I can watch all the double unskippable ads in 4k

[@Stealthy_Sloth]

"This is America Damnit". James just handed over all of Canada to the United States. Welcome to America Canada.

[@Entertainment-]

The story was about the FTC, a US Agency

[@Stealthy_Sloth]

@@Entertainment- Canada is ours! No taksey backsies. Surrender now or we send the salvation army to appropriate it. It's a joke the salvation army is a thrift store but they are legion!!!

[@Stealthy_Sloth]

@@Entertainment- Take a joke but think of the perks!

[@lipefas]

Nice delivery James! 👍

[@BrokenNoah]

Imagine the amount of uhhh internet stuff I can download with that speed.

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

OwO but you won’t have enough storage space

[@vadnegru]

That's already kind of problem on 1 single gigabit

[@Winnetou17]

Streaming dual 16K 1000Hz uuuh internet stuff for VR uuuh research will finally be a dream come true. Now we only need to make that 2x16K 1000Hz VR headsets a reality. And the footage for it. To be frank, if I had that when I was juuust a bit younger, I might've totally wasted my life. Good thing such thing still doesn't exist. And when it appears it will be super expensive for quite some time.

[@vadnegru]

@@Winnetou17 quality of modern headsets surpasses most of the video out there. 8K in 180 3D is a bare minimum to fit Quest 2 display, let alone something sharper than that

[@id104335409]

You can download friends over the internet now.

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

Is that what were calling them now 👻🥛

[@id104335409]

@@JorgeLopez-qj8pu only friends

[@NoName5589]

Holy crap that camera bump

[@svenanon1146]

Alright, this is one of my favorite quick bits intros ever and it's not Riley. Well done, James.

[@roydhodgson8581]

the writing on this epp was wild. Good work team, funny as hell

[@djordjeblaga7815]

Bandwith is measured in TeraBITS not -Hertz but who am I to judge

[@reddcube]

Firework drones sounds awesome. Like I will be in awe and fear as it flys overhead.

[@nebiyousolomon5282]

That internet speed is faster than nvme speed😂😂😂

[@adamscheu4218]

lol 7:08 they’re adding playlist populations to bars

[@Genekri7]

3:51 why does this feel very specific...I sense that tomorrow's upload will be the USA bacon and gun-powered PC

[@noob1que]

5:27 I'm surprised the title is actually "Местные Новости" instead of "Vtcnyst Yjdjcnb" or "Дщсфд Туцы". see The Bourne Identity passport scene for the reference :)

[@Peterstarzynskitech]

Time for light speed internet.

[@danielosawaru9045]

6:10 brain robots control by thousands of human brain cells seems like a crazy idea

[@danwat1234]

6:30, so, Quantum computing vs organic-hybrid computing! Cinebench and go!

[@UmarIshfaq95]

James' uneven moustache is the highlight of today's Tech News for me.

[@elone3997]

What am I missing here!? *Edit* As in, what's wrong with it exactly?? (Unless it's some in joke thing)

[@DOTABaddie]

The professor frink tic got me

[@SkylerB17]

0:35 that was a good one.

[@SimplySketchyGT]

Jheeze I remember when a foot long of thunderbolt cable cost like £60

[@karintippett753]

Our internet went from 6 Mbps down on the original satelite and phone lines to 530 Mbps with fibre. It was worth the 15 month wait to have it installed and Starlink in the boonies here can be as slow as 2 Mbps.

[@aksGJOANUIFIFJiufjJU21]

Remember when 1 mpbs used to be usable

[@jakobfindlay4136]

3:06 that sounded personal...

[@JNJNRobin1337]

we really are getting closer to the public removal of privacy if that club app survives

[@ShiroKage009]

That internet breakthrough will be more useful for infrastructure than for individual users.

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

Quite the opposite actually infrastructure’s want’s reliability.

[@mikecoshan3752]

Wow I never realised I could repair my laptop with Bacon

[@smarthousetech8593]

The ninja turtles description was Genius 😂👌

[@MrCyberBlade]

2:10 Algeria mentioned! btw we rarely even get things on time

[@yerachmielb1]

"Stop this thing! I order you, STOOPPPP!"

[@frankhuurman3955]

I thought he said High speed at the intro, finished it in my mind with "low drag"

[@scbtripwire]

Meanwhile, Internet speeds and prices in Canada...😭

[@ThePekkis]

So they've started on Servitor tech even before the Emperor has revealed himself to us. Exhilarating.

[@paulanderson2963]

For some companies NO-AI is going to become a popular marketing point for products

[@Tolg]

You do realize that 402,000,000 Mbps is under 400 Tbps. So which article is right?

[@IstyManame]

I think the most impressive innovations are the ones that made it to the average customer

[@billyeveryteen7328]

Wait, Figma is a design firm? I thought they were collectible Japanese figures?

[@HankDeanMan]

Didn't know people were making Robobrains

[@ChuckV]

Finally done shows will become interesting

[@zimbu_]

Figma needs an "only steal from those who can't afford to sue" toggle on their AI.

[@gabest4]

Your ISP would oversubscribe even that 402Tb/s in your neighbourhood.

[@Tokamak3.1415]

Now I can finally download a car (and 16GB of extra RAM).

[@qfurgie]

6:30 also fellow KZbinrs Thought Emporium! They are growing rat neurons to play Doom!

[@ethanmcrae]

Love the energy ✨

[@mashudagurasu]

Organoids weren't they the symbiotes from the good versions of zoids?

[@Solizeus]

It really doesn't matter much if internet is fast when the servers are slow, you can download at 500mbps but the servers only allow up to 300kbps...

[@gasracing5000]

Faster than ludicrous speed? They've gone plaid sir 😮

[@AlJerry]

2:16 gonna check this info & no James, we never gets things first :D

[@ebeirne1]

First class tech news, thanks boys...

[@AdamsWorlds]

Microsofts recall sounds like the perfect tool for parents to use to watch kids. I would totally use it for this reason. That plus ability to remote in / block with family safety app and group policy edits to stop them installing and downloading would be awesome.

[@vadnegru]

Some bosses use similar apps, especially for remote workers. Each day app will upload screenshots done at random minute during each hour and full app usage log. They pay higher but i prefer freedom from screen peeping. Account is not admin and some specific websites are blocked but that's understandable.

[@AdamsWorlds]

@@vadnegru yeah, i just wish Microsoft would do it with this tool. Its totally possible but will stop Microsoft's agenda of pushing of "its not for spying on you, we totally wont sneak in after a few years product placement and use some of your data for partners products" (like the start menu "Recommended" section that was totally not for advertising but really was all along). If they turn it into an app advertised for spying it stops the long goal of getting people used to it and then sneaking partner stuff in.

[@memediatek]

Nothing taught me how to use Linux faster than more surveillance being put on my computers as a teen

[@JonathanBlasingame-o3l]

"This is AMERICA!" says the Canadian

[@TheSteveSteele]

Thunderbolt 5’s PCIe 4.0 data speeds are welcome. Generally good enough.

[@Sashowindfeather]

So...when are we gonna see Linus try to upgrade the speeds at the labs to the 400tb?

[@mritunjaymusale]

Someone needs to make a thunderbolt 5 pcie card for the framework 16 inch model, egpus will surely make a comeback after that

[@gingaming_gg]

I’m here for the subtle ninja turtles reference

[@Chickeeenz]

If we end up making lap grown brains for computing, do you go to your GP or a repair shop for service..?

[@coldapollo8731]

Hey, slight correction of "University of Indiana" it is Indiana University, University of Indiana might be confused University of Indianapolis which is a different school

[@WowReallyWhoDoesThat]

What could go wrong putting pyrotechnics on a drone? I see no problems here.

[@DaxSkrai]

Bro. Figma? I think the only worst name for a serious company might be "Sugma" or "Smegma". The name sounds gross.