This can't be real..

[@demise187]

"It's just Diablo IV, it's not rocket science." -Elon Musk

[@valhallagamingtv]

Awesome comment made me laugh 😄

[@AyarARJ]

Rocket science is not rocket science, it's just what you do while playing Diablo IV.

[@Hagop64]

He could also add "or brain surgery" considering neural link.

[@ricardohoang8452]

Thanks Elon, very diablo 4 😂

[@cristiancojocaru9821]

Do you think at the meetings with the rocket scientists he's like "come on guys, it's just rocket sciente it's not Diablo IV"

[@uu_ii-i2s]

when your boss is the one playing video games during the zoom call

[@Basuko_Smoker]

Hit so close to home...

[@billthecanuck]

and streaming it.. lol

[@nickkemp4979]

This is the guy that's on Trump's "efficiency panel" and who's going to make all federal workers work in the office instead of remotely. Yay!

[@SoverineSR]

@@nickkemp4979 We can choose someone who has normal hobbies, or someone who pretends to have normal hobbies to appear relatable as voted upon by a council.

[@grondhero]

🤣

[@JDPyrotechnics]

Bro is playing Diablo while having a meeting with starship engineers. Absolutely wild

[@caldex1557]

multitasking be like.

[@regulator18E]

Yea so wild. Super wild. Omg he can do two things at once. Wild.

[@Just_A_Random_Desk]

​@@regulator18Ecope

[@tidus7081]

@@regulator18E clown, its two things and be top in the world at it. Again, clown

[@sativacation]

@@regulator18E you salty bish you liked your own comment 😂

[@mohsenunknown]

"Sir, our rocket almost crashed" "Aw shit... that's crazy... *hits blunt*"

[@MichalNowierski]

xD xD xD

[@drUniversalis]

"Sir, our rocket almost crashed" *elon dies in hardcore same time* "WHAT THE FUCK" *slams fist on the table* "THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN"

[@breakupgoogle]

420blazeit!

[@Corteslatinodude]

🤣

[@internettuffguy1197]

​@breakupgoogle but Dad I'm only 5

[@Spidi8666]

the only gamer where his in game bank account is less than real life one

[@Saunderrs]

This comment is so underrated

[@nxnverba]

@@Saunderrs this comment is copy & pasted 999 times true tho

[@Murderbits]

I think you have that backwards.

[@JPMonster13]

@@nxnverba Wait... who else does this apply to?

[@FlintGlint]

Don't forget about Henry Cavill hes got way more irl than ingame

[@TemperXx]

"Sir your 50 million dollar rocket ship almost crashed" Elon: wow *continues playing diablo*

[@theotherjared9824]

Damn, that's crazy. Anyway, check out this terrible wonder that just drapped.

[@markoniksic3630]

🤣

[@baswenmakers6846]

At least they aren't 250 or 500 million rockets that took 10 years to make.

[@leanator7]

Being worth 320 billion, that's the equivalent of the average person losing $32

[@RespecTimeSkills]

😂😂

[@MrDsfi]

This is the closest we are getting IRL to "presidents playing call of duty"

[@DeutsBoui]

yet* don't underestimate the future 🚀

[@carok6817]

If JD Vance ever wins the presidency, he'll probably play a videogame with Musk. JD Vance is 40, so he 100% played some when he was younger.

[@emti29]

trump plays cod

elon, I believe, will at some point in the next 25 years become US president.

[@andrewearth469]

Nah, wasn't born in America.

[@nethalar]

"Sir, our Rocket was almost destroyed." "Oh no, we can always build another one. I'll never get another run this clean though."

[@CharlotteWill-h8x]

That's really not what he said, and every rocket is one misconfiguration away from a fatal crash, that's why the expression rocket science exist you miss a digit and you might just explode.

[@themaskedhobo]

It was also an experimental landing attempt. They knew it would be tight, and they can usually learn just as much from a failure as a success. His surprise might have been at the 1 second away from abort rather than the abort itself.

[@holierthanthou_]

😂

[@NarutoUzumaki-vc4wy]

He’s just doing side quests at this point

[@blackstream2572]

Well if he's about to complete the main quest and end scarcity and bring about abundance, that's definitely an ending (good end)... you gotta complete all your side quests before then because credits are about to start rolling.

[@wpelfeta]

If real life had a main character, it would be Elon. It's Elon's world, we're just living in it.

[@CharlesUrban]

No, I'm pretty sure that the Pit is Diablo 4's endgame.

[@roastchicken401]

He's like Snoop Dogg but more productive

[@edvaedan9161]

Was going to say Doge is like a side quest for him.

[@talassianh1]

The Elon and Asmon collab is almost a guarantee now

[@Amplifymagic]

Imagine Asmon as Press Secretary 😂

[@Stak0]

it's def able to happen bc Elon knows who Asmon is. idk why it hasn't yet already.

[@IkeaOrca569]

Wait till he introduces diablo immortal

[@rdelab5873]

Need this now

[@Viperness]

It's got to happen.

[@Rob2628]

Rocket science & video games bois!

[@gomric]

That's the spirit!

[@sfguzmani]

Also electric cars & AI

[@xxseesxx9234]

dont forget the copium tech takes

[@complex3297]

Hey Rob 👋

[@Quyix]

Grüße gehen raus

[@boota2474]

I am now 90% convinced that if I approached him with a genuine request for a Letter of Marque from SpaceX to become the world's first space pirate/privateer to suppress his competitor's space mining efforts, he'd sign it.

[@FreerunningGamer]

lmfao

[@Borderose]

I'm joining.

[@Vehkxs]

If he laughs there's a good chance he'd do it 😂.

[@VeritasIncrebresco]

You, sir, have a creative mind. I will work the poopdeck

[@Eggsecuter]

Can I join as an officer

[@FaizalKuntz]

"Guys this is very important business" The business:

[@sakaaali]

Never tell Musk about PoE

[@GEMSofGOD_com]

Right? That's why, if you open your eyes, his only pioneering breakthrough been PayPal

[@naraksama3903]

Elon plays Diablo 4 during a meeting. That's wild.

[@migas360]

It’s unironically a great game as ‘background noise’ since it’s so brain dead which is not always a bad thing.

[@rykehuss3435]

Like when Sam Bankman-Fried was playing League of Legends or something during a pitch

[@NarcisConstantinescu]

When you are useless in your company, just a majority shareholder, and other smart mf's are handling all the hard stuff. Of course you can.

[@p.m.s2603]

@@migas360 Exactly my type of game when I can't decide if I want to listen to an audiobook or play a game.

[@ronmastrio2798]

@@NarcisConstantinescu Yeah financing everything is so useless.

[@BLOrtega]

*calls his entire engineering team to a meeting* "Alright guys, I need everyone here to start crunching the numbers for a good Diablo 4 build" *end meeting*

[@Ninja_Koopa]

Lmaooo

[@heavenlymonkey]

I need you to take the X AI supercluster and run all possible builds and see what works best.

[@matejbosela9093]

and "Call the IT that I would like to have something like PoB, but for the D4 by the next week. Thanks."

[@grantbishop1961]

Yes 😂

[@j.d4559]

Motivational money grind speakers: “stop playing video games.” Elon Musk, the richest man in the world and also an avid video gamer his whole life: “I do love video games, it’s my main recreational activity.”

[@snipes597]

The secret ingredient is autism

[@hulkkrogan420]

Difference is he's spent years working and gaining wealth...now he can sit around and play D4 as much as he wants. Too many kids think actual just game streaming is a viable career nowadays....its not for most and is already oversaturated.

[@j.d4559]

@ he’s been an avid gamer his whole life. What I’m saying is that these motivational speakers tell you your life needs to be 100% grind with no time for recreational activity or hobbies which isn’t healthy. You can do both and still become wildly successful just like Elon Musk as I clearly pointed out. He didn’t just start playing video games when he got rich and had more free time he’s always been into video games. Another great example is Henry Cavill. He missed a phone call from his agent about getting the part for Man of Steel because he was mid Raid on World of Warcraft. Being into video games doesn’t = never being able to achieve success and it isn’t the thing preventing people from achieving success.

[@kaxike7988]

@j.d4559 Yes, and in fact not having recreational activities, in a measured way, I think would cause more harm than good. Maybe for short periods of time it can be fine to be 100% focused on something else, but in the medium term a recreational activity is needed.

[@iliafigueroa4820]

One works to live. NOT live to work. Simple.

[@user-ic6xf]

Richest man in the world, runs multiple companies, helping the Trump team with DOGE, posting all day on X, top Diablo 4 player in the world.... What am I doing with my life...

[@jinova01]

Is that what gigachad means ?

[@gwaldman6546]

going to work lol

[@dai6419]

well it is pay to win

[@gamingchinchilla7323]

learning from the master. Get good. Get busy. I'm really in the same boat as you. lol

[@jimb12312]

*multiple companies

[@lucid9949]

this has to be the best advertisement for diablo 4 you could get

[@Haz-Zzz]

After all the shit blizzard has done the past 10-15 years... Diablo 4 is actually pretty good in season 6.

[@lorzkotzros]

Lol its the worst season wtf u Talk about xD ​@@Haz-Zzz

[@mekich08]

This game deserves award on game award then elder rigg

[@GravityTrash.]

@@mekich08 D4 Bad

[@quineloe]

@@Haz-Zzz Season 6? See, people who actually value their time would never know this, because they didn't piss it away on Seasons 1-5

[@jcaesar19871]

I like how Asmon stopped drinking his soda after hearing there could be robot cat girls. 😂

[@CatheteriZedEYE]

he didn't stop drinking, he nearly choked at the thought XD

[@jcaesar19871]

@CatheteriZedEYE LOL

[@serikazero128]

sorry, your post is inaccurate. There's no "there could be", THERE WILL BE!

[@scarletevans4474]

2:02 maybe we can't have Anime girls, but we can have ANI girls - "Designed to perform specific tasks" 😼

[@deniskhafizov6827]

girl features, cat size

[@MikeDoesEcom]

Engineer- "Sir, The Rocket almost crashed into the tower upon landing" Elon- "Wow" Leave my bro alone he's trying to lock in lol

[@SomeCowguy]

"Sir, a -plane- rocketalmost hit the towers" "wow"

[@TheHirohikoAraki]

Imagine you are in a P2W contest and your opponent is *Elon Musk* 💀

[@iamzid]

i'd say it's safe to assume that the other top 4 players in the world have equally well equipped characters. i've played free to play/pay to win games and you can believe me when i tell you that i've met people who had $30,000+ into a single character. skill is very important, sure, but if the game can be pay to win then all of the top players are making the payments.

[@alexMendoza-wl5oj]

Don't miss

[@dorianski4328]

@@iamzid it's true, but I doubt they have the same amount of funds available to sink into the game

[@Mehiel-Sanctoria]

@@dorianski4328 There's probably a point where investing more is pointless. It's not like if you invest infinitely your character will be infinitely powerful.

[@naosou921]

@@iamzid Being the most skilled among the richest is not as impressive as being the most skilled among the whole playerbase, however. Diablo is not a high skill game in the first place. lThe challenge has always been in the grinding and perfecting builds through grinding for equips and resources.

[@3rdpig]

The Swamp doesn't stand a chance. They should just run now.

[@synchronium24]

Trump and is lackeys are the swamp. MAGA gets hoodwinked once again.

[@BlueSpaceLizard]

all 360 noscoped. Terrorist lose.

[@AegisAuras]

They can’t face the power of Elon’s Diablo build

[@oliverbenton7464]

you can't out run a speedrunner

[@FawnTheCreator]

@@oliverbenton7464Speedrunning destroy the parasitic ecosystem

[@yelsahblah3270]

He's really making those Iron Man jokes feel legit.

[@nathanielbass771]

The actor for Iron Man booked sessions with Elon and actually asked him things like how he would act if he were a different person in order to solidify the character. The same actor started incorporating his own method acting into the scripts just to make things better.

[@paneraemployee12]

@@nathanielbass771 Elon was in Iron man 2. He’s there at the Grand Prix before Tony decides he’s going to drive, and then gets in a fight with Whiplash. He tells Stark, “I’ve got a great idea for electric planes” (Paraphrased). When I was watching that movie a couple years ago I was like, “dang they actually put Elon in this movie.” I didn’t know who he was when I watched the movie as a kid, but I did when I watched it then.

[@effexon]

@@paneraemployee12 Iron Man is getting pale of real life now.

[@clintshidwood4511]

are you guys actually comparing musk to stark? wild. justin hammer maybe, stark no.

[@fochdion1152]

@@clintshidwood4511 You must be some Bernie Sanders, jealous of the rich, stooge.

[@JLawL]

He said on Joe Rogan that when he games he thinks of nothing else and it’s his only time away from his brain.

[@spartanhawk7637]

I for one welcome our crazy gamer billionaire overlord of Mars.

[@Wirmish]

_"Elon will be the leader of Mars"_ In 1948, Dr. Wernher von Braun predict, in his book: _“Project Mars: A Technical Tale”,_ (chapter 24) that a man called *Elon* would lead a 10-man government of Mars colonies.

[@SharleneMelenedez-o7i]

Why do you want an overlord at all, let alone a bullshit artist? There are people who play Diablo all day every day to get a top ranking. You really believe he got the top spot in his spare time? How naive are you?

[@dakotareid1566]

@@SharleneMelenedez-o7i you do realize that he broke a record which made him the top player, you can break records in your free time lol It’s not saying he’s the top cod player which would actually involve playing all the time because it’s pvp.

[@thebridesons5516]

​@SharleneMelenedez-o7i Being top player in a pve game means you understand the game mechanics better than anyone else. It aligns with Musk's skillset.

[@TheKingdom2570]

Same lol

[@Neosly]

he got my support once he said catgirls can be real

[@raphaelst-hilaire3669]

he say just need my robot that mean he is a weeb and he is 100% in getting our twisted desire a shot

[@metalsteel5631]

until then, kamala will have to do?

[@ernestisom5878]

They could be real but they'll never be as awesome except probably asian women because they're the only ones with the cuteness and personality for it to work. Ugh, makes me sick and shiver imagining American women as cat girls 🤮

[@joedalton155]

i'm glad he still talks about catgirls i thought this meme was already forgotten

[@aldevaran1298]

He did make a tweet a couple of years ago recommending several animes he personally enjoyed lol.

[@arcticman6919]

Imagine him doing a meeting while playing kerbal space program in the background

[@followertheleader]

"Sir the rocket almost crashed." "God almighty" "I know it's scary stuff sir." "No, I almost died in the game."

[@skillfuldabest]

😂

[@dubdubhate]

1:58 😮 I can't wait to have my own robot cat... girl

[@benito9830]

Its all fun and games till hackers use it to get your bank details 😂

[@tabkg5802]

​@@benito9830worth it ngl

[@lord0fmemes266]

​@@tabkg5802 right?! Just purge all relevant bank info and get updated ones problem solved.

[@sergtrufanov5565]

Robusy 🤨

[@watchdog163]

@@benito9830 That's why you have bank id or eye scans. 🙂

[@thenonexistinghero]

One one hand, it's impressive. On the other hand, it's Diablo IV. And on the other other hand... catgirl robots.

[@HackersSun]

And maybe jarvis robots :3 Equality for girls and men alike!

[@JamesBurdon-gu5yu]

@Hackers No cat girls only

[@Rai2M]

3 hands then...

[@Wanderer-q6e]

He was the chosen one, and he gave us weird faceless androids. I demand adorable catgirl bots that would make Japan jealous.

[@thenonexistinghero]

@@Rai2M Catgirls also have hands. Lovely soft and feminine hands capable helping a hand.

[@druid-exe]

We are getting cat-girls.

[@Nuke-MarsX]

Hell yeah, am i right?

[@juntaKhann]

before gta6

[@SeaRaven227]

What about fox-girls? I'm asking for Vedal of course...

[@ronin1648]

irl women are so screwed

[@Nuke-MarsX]

@@SeaRaven227 possibilities are endless🤤

[@StrawberryBunny91]

"So robots could take over the world and kill us all anyways, guys. Look at this sick armor i got"

[@invaderjoshua6280]

2024 is going down on my weirdest and biggest shift in culture year I have ever lived under.

[@mydemonedge]

yeah imagine anime, games becoming the norm and seeing some jocks loving games,... lol yeah times are indeed changing cause back un my time im an effing loner for the things i love and now, im practically a sage for preaching,😂😂😂

[@vincentfalcone9218]

Only on the Internet, when you go out in real life people are still lame as hell.

[@adampenbrook5751]

Just wait until AGI arrives. Things are going to get wild.

[@mydemonedge]

@@vincentfalcone9218 well the world tried the inclusion thing yeah that was a colossal mistake who knew crazies cant be reasoned with no wonder they are the outcast in my schoold days cause when you effing tried to be friend with thise people saying hello is never enough😂🤣😂

[@BlastinRope]

@@vincentfalcone9218i noticed the opposite, when I go out in real life and im dealing with average working class people they are absolutely against woke stuff

[@MerchGrows]

The last D4 player on earth

[@GamingTalk-cl7xj]

It’s great for casuals. My wife loves it

[@lolilol5346]

You are delusional if you think no one play diablo 4

[@MerchGrows]

@@GamingTalk-cl7xj yeah I’m just playing, I played it a bit when it came out, now I’m more into POE, can’t wait for POE 2

[@jonjack7841]

POE2 is gonna be generational

[@bonpetros]

Do you recommend POE? I wanted to play but I heard that building builds through the skill tree is a bit boring. ​@@MerchGrows

[@RaceBandit]

Meanwhile, I suck at the Necromancer class.

[@DjMaxi005]

Really?? Isn't necromancer playing almost by itself, with summons and stuff like that?

[@Lybrel]

just spend a few million

[@Viperness]

You'll get there.

[@ImJustHereWithaBeer]

​@@DjMaxi005 Last time I played necro, all I did was stand back and throw bone spear while my minions did most of the work 😂.

[@MoistYoghurt]

Necro is such an easy class to play wdym?

[@stanyboyyy]

wait till he finds out about path of exile 2

[@jonasdahlgren1336]

I think he will only play diablo games, since he used to play d1 back then. So its like nostalgia trip for him. Also I doubt he's playing just for fun , its kind of marketing, connecting with the people who will eventually buy a car from a carsalesman who is kind of "cool".

[@shadowdarkknight9422]

he already answered he will play POE2

[@lololololol3295]

​@@jonasdahlgren1336something like rank 1 in ANY video game takes commitment that's beyond ulterior motives. You can't tell me he's doing this to sell cars lol. If he was he'd be paying someone and wouldn't be so transparent about it.

[@HaiHoo-rk3ex]

@@jonasdahlgren1336 when you are a billionaire, the game company will give you all the guide and secret you need (even hack but not detectable for normal user) to be the top dog in their game... It is all marketing strategy people, wake up!

[@bensheard3969]

0:45 "wow"....'thinking about how he forgot to equip something'

[@thisflyingpotato4227]

This is so realistic I had to go back and check if it was indeed the case 🤣🤣

[@jackalt2315]

We got Elon Musk as the top ranked Diablo 4 player before GTA 6

[@QuantumFeldspar]

that was actually so funny man, im actually on the floor laughing so hard at this comment 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

[@justadude5573]

@@QuantumFeldspar bro getting triggered over the gta meme lmao

[@pucciresetingthembobs5144]

Dead joke

[@UnStop4ble]

@@justadude5573 sarcastic = triggered LEMAU

[@wasdwasdedsf]

uhh yea hes not the greatest player in the world... no human unironically believes that, right? there NEVER in history been a single 55 year old whos been the best at any activity whatsoever, and DEFINITELY not even CLOSE to being the best at any video game ever... then add to that hes running several companies... theres better chance of you scoring 18 hole in ones in a row than that of being true

[@zachn9907]

Elon streaming Kerbal Space Program would be legendary

[@just_archan]

ksp2 franchise is now to sale, I hope he would buy it and revive :D

[@fanusobscurus]

​@@just_archanthey did recently confirm the studio had been bought by an unnamed buyer... and he has talked about a games company before...

[@keyser456]

@@just_archan That thing was DOA from the start, sadly :( The price-point compared to the first one was way off to begin with.

[@nathanddrews]

Why would he play a game based off his own life? 😂

[@just_archan]

@@keyser456 they should pick Rocketwerks from beginning.

[@dustinzacharias8227]

“Sir, the rocket almost crashed at the landing site. It could have been catastrophic.” “Yeah, yeah. Fix it or whatever, I’m going for a world record rn.”

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

"I'm not going to the beach." Lmfao, never again 😂

[@doranblade]

barrel chested ahh

[@ShadowtheRonin]

This truly is the timeline of all time.

[@androidphone1901]

That's how that works, I think?

[@marcelkd]

well, this just kills the excuse "I cant compete with these kids who play the whole day, Im adult with a job now"

[@Dan-cn2rj]

that statement will always be true for certain games (dota 2 good example)

[@SephAZ]

You do realize he has some of the best gear gold can buy right?? Full Greater affix gear and shit... there is only 2 ways to achieve that, You play all day for weeks or you buying gold with real money / having someone trade you all that gear they bought with money. I love the guy, don't get me wrong, but you can't compete with the kids who play all day without matching their gear in other ways :).

[@shawn9705]

Yep! "Excuses are the testimony of a failure".

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

"I can't compete and am insecure about it so I make excuses instead of playing for fun." Or just playing SP/COOP so you don't have to deal with competitive regards.

[@Wulk]

Dude is running for hig political positions and has 4 running companies your avarege 9-5 doesn't even compare to the grinset of this man 💀

[@def3ndr887]

This is the equivalent of Anakin Skywalker averting a assassination because he has 10000 power in rise of kingdoms

[@jtdripp]

Elon, buy blizzard PLEASE.

[@Yuezheng_Ling]

And Kadokawa before Sony. 😢

[@littleluxia]

And Disney!

[@rattlehead999]

Too late Microsoft owns them and they are too big even for him.

[@grantbishop1961]

HE SHOULD BUY BLizzard

[@rattlehead999]

@@grantbishop1961 Microsoft already did and Microsoft is too expensive even for him.

[@BradTheThird]

Of all the mad things I've heard on an xbox (but really any online) chat. If anyone told me that they'd just broke a world record on Diablo 4, then said the space company he owns just caught a rocket booster, then said that he had to go off early because he had a meeting with the President-Elect tomorrow, I'd be like "Yeah, sure..."

[@Niterayde]

we need....to get elon into a cod lobby... no matter which xD

[@Lorric101]

"Yeah, sure... And I'm going to Mars in a spaceship."

[@EpsteinNoSeppuku]

this would honestly be some peak content. put him in a random multiplayer lobby with a voice changer and have him say stuff like this. people would call him a liar left and right lol

[@EpsteinNoSeppuku]

@@Niterayde this would be peak content with a voce changer lol. just have him start conversations with people like "what do you guys do for work?" or "what do you do for fun?" and just bait them into asking back lol

[@Vandassar]

"My dads better than your dad. He's the best gamer, he's also the richest man alive, he owns a rocket company that takes people to space and he's close friends with the president of the United States"

[@CamAlert2]

What a bizarre timeline this has been.

[@sandwich-plays]

Thanks Elon Musk for making cat girls real

[@ReconRevan]

0:11 CONTEXT THIS WAS HARD TO FIND I GOT YALLL 😊

[@Lan60za]

Can you comment something besides CONTEXT

[@polish_filipino]

Lmao. In the 2 minute video. I get that's the joke but like; It's actually so bad

[@Level_Eleven]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@FagnerAro]

So funny 🤡🤡

[@whiteshadow1189]

@@Lan60zaCONTEXT!

[@jessnima]

Super-nerd does super-nerd things, Everyone: No way, he's cheating!!!!!

[@kcm4321]

I mean he has failed upward his entire life, so they're not totally incorrect.

[@TheAzarak]

There's basically zero chance he has enough time to beat all the other super nerds that literally play Diablo 4 all day every day and have no job or responsibilities. Nobody will ever beat the NEETs or streamers that literally make money from playing the game.

[@iwankazlow2268]

​@@TheAzarakEhm, it's a pay to win game. I'm pretty sure the official richest man on earth can win in that competition against people with unlimited time.

[@nukem8128]

​@@kcm4321 what's your excuse?

[@sarcasm-83]

@@TheAzarak D4 is a game where you can essentially pay for power, of course he can breeze past people's powerlevels.

[@MiseRaen]

This is why Mark Zuck cant beat Elon because Elon shows he is more human with how we are seeing his love for his hobbies like Diablo 4.

[@GRyder261]

Zuck is acting nonhuman, elon is acting superhuman.

[@OnlyHeretic]

Zuck is a synth

[@RexZShadow]

Dude Zuck do better job acting inhuman than any actor I ever seen in any movie.

[@DrDavidBonnarIII-pd2qd]

Zuck is a Cuck.

[@Outlaw7263]

​@@OnlyHeretic Zuck is a reptoid from Alpha Centauri

[@AaryanRKO]

It shows that it's not the circumstances but a person itself. He might have been an average player and we would have been like cool, he is good. But, damn he is number 1 at the game aswell.

[@primecoconut4204]

the dude is literally multitasking, he's checking his texts, emails, making calls for status reports while streaming and playing D4

[@tonyng9]

He is watching his kids while he plays too, they randomly show up and climb on his lap when he streams.

[@janmajer4662]

Also posting god knows how many tweets a day

[@Ganganuk]

​​@@janmajer4662elon musk is literally just us normal gamer if we got rich. Terminally online, often don't know when to shut up, socially awkward, weird body shape. I guess that's why so many people hate him lol

[@GAB-vq7re]

​@@Ganganuk💯 this dude is living the Fing dream. I can't even hate. Part of me wants to but man this guy is just a legend. Also he's giving gamers a good name lol. Just because your a gamer nerd doesn't mean you can't be massively successful

[@TMind109]

A guy who can multitask successfully and casually lacks skill issue. Its no wonder Elon is a multi billionaire

[@cardboard_kitten]

Richest man globally and nearly strongest in Diablo. What a guy.

[@Felale]

You don’t get rich being dumb. I have a question for the haters, why aren’t you rich?

[@wasdwasdedsf]

uhh yea hes not the greatest player in the world... no human unironically believes that, right? there NEVER in history been a single 55 year old whos been the best at any activity whatsoever, and DEFINITELY not even CLOSE to being the best at any video game ever... then add to that hes running several companies... theres better chance of you scoring 18 hole in ones in a row than that of being true

[@herpderp9108]

Elon working on catgirls confirmed.

[@akilcharles3473]

At this point we might get catgirls before GTA6.

[@pittepatderpirat]

So he definitely has to have someone who can at least push his account. In Season 2, "Abattoir of Zir" (pinnacle dungeon with 25 tiers, where tier 25 should be IMPOSSIBLE) was introduced as a test, where you could level a new glyph up to level 200 (the other glyphs only went up to level 21 at the time) . Of course, this was set so high so that the hardcore players at least still have some kind of progress. The content was completely optional and no items even dropped. So to get to AoZ Tier 20, for example, you had to grind the Glpyhe to around level 50, which took a good amount of time. Now for a quick comparison to the top streamers, who play the game for 10-16 hours every day and grind the glyph, of course after over a month they managed to get the glyph to 200 (with hours of non-stop grinding of AoZ) . Rob did the Math and Glyph 100-200 came to 240 hours of non-stop grinding. Raxx said 325hrs for 1-200. Shortly after Rob and his group got their Glyph to level 200 --- Elon Musk had his glyph at 200 too. If you consider that he was always in the media, on podcasts and of course also managed 3 companies and have a family, it is more than difficult to believe that he played for 10 hours every day Without end And even if he did played 10 hrs a day he would needed more days. Nevertheless, he is a top gamer and knows what he is doing in the game. He also puts together his own builds in the stream. So more likely that he paid someone to do the glyph grinding or forced his coworker to do the glphy leveling haha (like i said in AoZ you didnt get any items or stuff - ONLY Glyph Progression) Oh and of course Tier 25 got cleared by AoZ, but only by about 25 people (at least those who registered in the rank list on maxroll with proof) And Musk also managed AoZ 25 live cleared on X (but together with Rob and co (as a group of 2, a group of 3 and a group of 4). Druid solo AoZ 25 was also simply not possible and until then he only played the Druid.

[@SselluosS]

People hate this guy so much they're looking for any little things to tear him down. It's pathetic

[@Rexhunterj]

Proof this world has strayed from our forefathers intended path, that we must right it for our future generations.

[@ribertfranhanreagen9821]

Not hate. jealousy. People love to do that to anyone that is portrayed as perfect even though no one is.

[@budoshi-f2l]

the more successful you become, the more hate you got.

[@dumbimpostor7021]

@@Rexhunterj *Insert pic of werewolf tearing its shirt off while howling here*

[@oopomopoo]

But he had that one thing in California, a subway thing! Rabble rabble

[@gundamdetractor337]

bro is Seto Kaiba

[@callummoran6497]

Does that make Kamala Pegasus

[@Darkfox129]

​@@callummoran6497 nah more like Tea...will try to be something and then becomes irrelevant

[@CristiNeagu]

This is why I like this timeline. There's some very genuine people that are going to be in charge of things. Elon is not concerned about his public image. He's a gaming nerd who wants to go to Mars and he's totally proud of it, as well he should.

[@Jordi_Llopis_i_Torregrosa96]

This is what I'm sayin, it's at the very least more reassuring to have "normal" people running the business rather than robots who appear every full moon with a default speech.

[@RexZShadow]

@@Jordi_Llopis_i_Torregrosa96 I swear holy fuck when like all the big tech ceo got like call before the senate its like fucking hell every one of them were like fucking actual aliens.

[@just5609]

"He plays video games!! Wow, he is just like me!"

[@asdfbeau]

@@just5609 to anyone who can't tell the difference between "just like me" and "common ground" sure.

[@CristiNeagu]

@@just5609 Nobody said he's just like us. We said he's being genuine.

[@TheMatthewSherwood]

I feel like having a meeting with musk during game time would be the most relaxed you will have him, they probably prefer it haha

[@Tential1]

Jesus christ, the dude really is firing on all cylinders....

[@ChristopherSmithNYC]

LOL

[@lorenzomarchesi1471]

Bro even finished all the sidequests and it's just trolling at this point

[@KiloBee777]

"Gimme a minute, gotta catch a rocket real quick"

[@matthewlaplante9293]

As much as he's able to accomplish a bunch of cool shit. Playing games in front of your kid and having a number of children that makes it impossible to spend quality time with all of them is a problem. There's a narrow window when human are young where they learn how to socialize and you have to be present for it to work.

[@MrBeetsGaming]

Last time I watched a video about him being good at Diablo people were in the comments saying shit like "maybe he should spend some of that time with his kids"

[@GAB-vq7re]

Which he is literally doing while gaming. I do it with my kid too. He loves it!

[@alex4ucj]

Dudes he's not top Diablo 4 rank 1 player in the world, he is however top 50, last Monday there was a bug with the anti-venom elixir, making your build proc max life to the number of thousands, blizzard addressed this in a few hours but in that time frame we blasters made 2 min 150s Pit runs with that bug, including Elon Musk, I'm top 150 and with that bug I'm like rank 3 if I post my recording... which is just a bug I think the leaderboards doesn't even accept the runs when that elixir bug was active, these journalists are overreacting.

[@garyparker1112]

Thks for this makes the post clear now.

[@alex4ucj]

@@garyparker1112 Yeah, the amount of journalists overventing for this is hilarious, to be honest I'm glad Diablo gets a little publicity and maybe more people can play which is hard having a PoE 2 around which is way more fun and better crafted game. Elon Musk never said he is rank 1 or bragged, he probably just chilled and used the elixir to have fun, as we all did... but man.. these journalists are silly.

[@CaptJackAubreyOfTheRoyalNavy]

What's the validity of the argument that Elon simply got handholded and gifted gear by pro players, payed for pay-to-win gear, and basically just airdropped right into endgame Pit runs to grind over and over? The argument I'm seeing is that he didn't get there the natural way and is just grinding one endgame challenge run over and over so it's not that impressive.

[@lilazndrgnboi]

Also, why play that much diablo 4, bad for brain... should be waiting for path of exile 2.

[@alex4ucj]

@@CaptJackAubreyOfTheRoyalNavy To be honest to get to that level it isn't that hard, specially if you are ambitious gamer, now combine that to his popularity while playing it, if he received good 2-3 perfect items, and he farmed the rest by himself, that can get you easily top 50, he was top 30 before elections probably stopped a little during and after it. Also take notice that the masterworking is tedious, maybe he got there a little help to farm materials, I don't know, for me masterworking was so tedious that it made me stop the game and couldn't get better than top 120, there are alot of bugged exploiters, there was a bug that lets you masterwork more than 3rd times.. many players, especially Chinese, exploited that, don't know if Elon Musk shown his gear on X, it appears he didn't, but I don't think he exploited that bug, the way he plays it (he plays very decent), the way he understands the paragon nodes and the math behind it makes me believe that at the most he received or traded 2-3 good items and that's it.

[@johannesschmitz6370]

Elon is out of this world: Tesla, SpaceX, Diablo4, Raw Dogging and having like 8 children, Part of US government. wtf!!

[@Leathal]

On at least one occasion, he was (successfully) propositioned by some high achieving girlboss type because she wanted a kid with his genes. It’s yew-jennix and pretty dark since it’s an open secret that his kids are all IVF gene selected - but just imagine having absolute top shelf blue blood women being like “yo we have good genes, wanna go half on a kid” and they’re being completely literal instead of making a clumsy attempt at flirting

[@amei..2261]

Dude is winning on all bets, I'm honestly thinking elon is a time traveller. He hasn't lost yet, excluding his multiple wives.

[@Wirmish]

Tesla, SpaceX, Boring Co, Neuralink, Starlink, Starshield (secret), -Twitter- X, xAI (Grok), US Government DOGE, and *TWELVE* children...

[@cattysplat]

@@Leathal Having perfect children isn't some new scientific ideology, it's literally been the basis of human evolution from day 1. Some don't just get drunk and pick a bang buddy to marry and tolerate for their children. If anything the modern ideology of "everyone is equal, just ignore the science" is far more cursed.

[@JoshKaneTalks]

He has 12 children. Aside from being able to give them whatever they want, he can't be a very present or good father imo.

[@banihajer]

well there are only about 200 ppl playing diablo anyways

[@OmegaChase1002]

We are living in a South Park episode.

[@daviddamasceno6063]

I remember in a story Lex Luthor working in his company and playing chess with multiple people at the same time. Elon is not too far from that!

[@SupHapCak]

Jeff Bezos is more like Lex Luthor. Elon Musk doesn’t want to own the world by buying it piece by piece, he wants to ensure people have the freedom to achieve as he has - hence partnering with Trump and freeing up the public square from censorship.

[@housewilma4904]

there was one comic were he was hosting two meeting at once in diffrent places one at the white house where he was currently president and one at the legion of doom using holograms. and he did it like it was nothing odd or hard to do at all despite being a immense multitask.

[@Felale]

@@housewilma4904Basically Elon doing world record pace while discussing rocket science in a meeting

[@snailos-u5s]

Soyboys be like: Omg it's just like the heckin comic books!!!

[@raphaelantoine7331]

It's funny because people used to call him an idiot and criticise his build when he was starting it 😂, I wanna see them now Edit: people were criticising him on elden ring not this game, my bad

[@thomask5434]

I bet he had a starship engineer do the math for him. Literally. Hahaha😂 Yeah, the fuel tomorrow is a problem, but can you crush the numbers for this build first?

[@Spaz740]

Are you sure it was Diablo and not Elden Ring?

[@untantic]

we will check it in 2026

[@SupHapCak]

You’re just coming off as stupid. The guy is from Africa and built his company from scratch himself until he got enough money to hire more engineers. They are people. You realize that, right? They’re human beings who got hired to work at an already established company and don’t just spawn in the area? This is real life, not some game on your phone.

[@jonathanoriley8260]

​​@@thomask5434 He doesn't need a Starship Engineer to do the math. He is literally the Chief Engineer himself. Ya'll either really don't understand or refuse to acknowledge how smart and talented Elon actually is.

[@Stak0]

it's 100% him, but he def did not gear legit, which is fine bc a lot of players don't.

[@FilterHQ]

I can put my sweater on the wrong way round 3 times in a row

[@hereticalgames3695]

He’s talking about starships, playing with his son, working chat and setting speed run records. WTF

[@PedroTRamos1]

Im just now starting to get a sense of how hes able to do everything he does with only 24h in a day.

[@no-bodymr6419]

He just doing side quests right now, sitting around playing video games bonding with his son while running multiple companies in the background

[@glitchy8429]

Taken extremely out of context. That leaderboard was for submitted entries, so it’s only the ppl who sent a video of their clear in, which almost no one does. Also it was cleared with the elixir bug on spirit born which literally thousands of people have done. 2 min 150 clears aren’t actually possible, even with the most perfectly rolled gear.

[@Raphael-ys1uq]

rocket crashed, and ground tower- something something Muskus: "Wow" this guy honestly

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

Could have crashed and did crash are drastically different points on a line.

[@AsaelTheBeast]

The rocket didn't crash. It's designed to basically get "caught" by the lift-off scaffold. One of the stabilizers didn't respond and they almost tried doing an emergency landing on the grounds next to the scaffold- although they actually succesfully landed the thing despite this issue. Basically, if they can't land it perfectly, they settle for crashing the rocket in the ocean generally. This is because the "pad" is actually more expensive than the rocket- if you aren't sure you can save the rocket, it's better to lose *just* the rocket rather than the rocket and the pad. That being said, these rockets are *meant* to land on the scaffold, allowing them to quickly be checked over, refuelled, and launched again in a relatively short amount of time. Saving both time and money.

[@diegobrando_]

This is the equivalent of the presidents playing minecraft AI videos but instead with Diablo and Space X

[@Ample17]

This is real. The richest man on Earth is a nerd and a pro gamer. He is really built different, like really. What a man. Nothing but respect.

[@Felale]

Weaponized autism

[@kevindie]

*_Meanwhile, there are guys whose entire existence is making “Ultimate Build” guides online and for Elon, being the top player in the game won’t even make his greatest hits. 🤣_*

[@arcadius3257]

If thats really him playing then that's impressive AF.

[@doublejesusful]

Guy can pioneer spaceflight as a civilian, but being number 1 in d4 "impossible!"

[@Nuke-MarsX]

I dont see a rrason why he woukd have to waste time ane fake it

[@db5094]

@@doublejesusful youre acting like it isnt a strange two things to be great at

[@Jordi_Llopis_i_Torregrosa96]

I don't think it's fake

[@thebirdfromtwitter1249]

@@doublejesusful because one is a matter of being rich and interested, and the other is being extremely good at games - of which being 53 years old is generally not a trait. If someone said "a 53 year old just set a gaming speedrun world record", do you not find that odd?

[@padalan2504]

Dude just physically can't lose.

[@olejakobaune8033]

I love this timeline, he is saying AGI in 2026 at the same time he is playing with a D4 streamer i've talked to many times. Gigablasting, doing CEO work, getting pranked by his kid. Cyberpunk here we come

[@kroanius8808]

he also said living on mars by 2017, don't believe anything he says

[@Diceslice]

​@@kroanius8808 also Tesla FSD for like over a decade now...

[@wick9427]

@@kroanius8808 lmao you’ll whine he was later then promised when there’s over 800.000 people living on mars as well. Spacex excels at turning the impossible into late.

[@kroanius8808]

@@wick9427 lol, do you even believe that yourself what you are saying?

[@wick9427]

@@kroanius8808 list 5 liquid rocket engine combustion cycle types right now without googling. That’s a pretty basic question and if you can’t even answer that there’s very little reason for me to talk to you.

[@krishanuphukan80]

The final boss of Pay to Win. This is some Tony Stark level shit.

[@k4yser]

Has nobody of you plebs ever played D4? There is no pay to win micro transactions in the game. You guys don't even know that you are talking about the shit mobile game diablo immortal.

[@SomeCowguy]

"Diablo 4 isn't pay to win" Coincidentally the richest man on earth happens to be the strongest, though

[@HaiHoo-rk3ex]

@@SomeCowguy when you are a billionaire, the game company will give you all the guide and secret you need (even hack but not detectable for normal user) to be the top dog in their game... It is all marketing strategy people, wake up!

[@fluffiddy6515]

Elon isn’t just a whale in Diablo. He’s a leviathan

[@Wirmish]

He is a Red Giant Star.

[@PasqualItizzz]

Can't wait to see his government efficiency speed run

[@MixedGames58-z7l]

Bro Elon is ahead of our game with this one 😂

[@RhodesianSuperiority]

We literally have a Lex Luthor and hes a pretty alright guy as far as billionaires go

[@damien81981]

hanging out with his kids, doing board meetings, conversing with streamers, playing d4 ALL at the same time. the guy is an absolute juggernaut.

[@DaShikuXI]

Neuro-sama can already act like a cat girl. All she needs is a robot body. Elon make it happen.

[@usernameMOT]

Player: What level are you? Elon Musk: Chad...

[@AlisSpark]

I can't believe all these basement dwellers can't even beat a billionaire at their own game

[@darkdeath5550]

I'm just impressed he's awake and olay. After a month of constant gaming and working with 0 sleep, I start to pass out at the keyboard

[@Rexhunterj]

He's one of those "get 4 hours of sleep and function for 20 hours" types, with that weird gene that lets them do it safely.

[@venmis137]

@@Rexhunterj IIRC he said in a podcast he needs 6 hours to work at "optimum efficiency"

[@cheslerpark7223]

@@venmis137 6 hours is still that special gene. Most people actually need 8-9 for max recovery.

[@Mike23443]

Diablo is never beating the pay 2 win accusations after this...

[@k4yser]

Another one who doesn't know what he is talking about. D4 has no pay to win micro transactions. You are talking about the mobile game diablo immortal. Am I even talking to an actual human or is this a bot comment?

[@Mike23443]

@k4yser oh... Nvm then. I got the games confused. I'm not a bot. I'm just restarted I guess. Fuck Elon tho.

[@johnmccrystal3499]

Well you know you, can buy in game items with real money?

[@Coeurebene1]

He won one of the first ever pro gaming tournaments. Real gamer.

[@longleaf0]

Really? Which one? Never heard that before

[@Aldraz]

@@longleaf0 Quake. Don't forget it's one of the fastest FPS game ever made, where reaction speed is almost everything. So that's the real shit.

[@dsan17]

No, that was Thresh. But Thresh did confirm that Elon played a ton in the same server as him.

[@muchile22]

No wonder they fear Elon Musk, oh man

[@CharlieFoxtrot]

comment stealing bot. 130 likes right now in case it tries to damage control

[@KentVigilante]

@@CharlieFoxtrot 133 likes, I liked it to irritate people like you

[@Peek-A-Boom1]

“Incase it tries to to damage control” lmfao💀

[@CharlieFoxtrot]

@@Peek-A-Boom1 No joke, one of the ones I called out went from 70s to 20s likes within a few minutes. Not sure what the correlation is

[@Hotshots2890]

bro just playing D4, best friends with the president, owns a electric car company, launches rockets into spaces and catches them back.. but ya AGI better not kill us...

[@CalculusDaddy]

He may be the richest man in the world, but he's still acoustic 🤷‍♀️

[@JackReacher23-nw7ty]

But still rich😂😢

[@AnotherCrazyClown]

that's even better, being acoustic is no longer an excuse to being bad in videogames if there was one to begin with lol

[@MegaMerdeux]

So?

[@forban_TNS]

​@@AnotherCrazyClownit's generally the opposite, one of my favorite person to watch on smach when I watched it was mewtwo king and I only learn years after watching him that he was acoustic. For some of them it can be a real strength

[@borabora1309]

Wow i didnt know he played guitar as well.

[@InfoRanker]

Were all just plebs in Elon's world

[@kenshi7563]

I wish Elon would invest into gaming industry too

[@yousaidthusly461]

Rank #1 wealth: I sleep Rank #1 Diablo 4: REAL SHIT