This Channel Should Be Cancelled…

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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

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@Optimistic_Nihilist_73
@Optimistic_Nihilist_73 3 ай бұрын
As an asian dog owner, that video mentally, emotionally, psychologically, neurologically, physically, 4th-dimensionally and spiritually upsets me.
@rubyred9989
@rubyred9989 3 ай бұрын
I respect you ❤❤❤
@PistolPete21294
@PistolPete21294 3 ай бұрын
I get your point but your English needs a bit of work.
@Pookie_78
@Pookie_78 3 ай бұрын
@@PistolPete21294bro
@Dismemberedsquidkebab49
@Dismemberedsquidkebab49 3 ай бұрын
​@@PistolPete21294 why lol
@EnbyGhostFin
@EnbyGhostFin 3 ай бұрын
@@PistolPete21294 Just so you know, it literally doesn't need work, that sentence is absolutely fine.
@SuperKitten176
@SuperKitten176 3 ай бұрын
“You’re telling me you eat dogs to cope with the loss of your parents?” Sounds like me traumatizing my OCs 💀
@sammy._.starlight6510
@sammy._.starlight6510 3 ай бұрын
REAL
@Bored-u2r
@Bored-u2r 3 ай бұрын
Frfrfrrfr❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😂😂😂😂lol
@Lilliana_Reads
@Lilliana_Reads 3 ай бұрын
realll
@duckysguidetoshipping8930
@duckysguidetoshipping8930 3 ай бұрын
GIRL SAME
@Johnnamaesillwell
@Johnnamaesillwell 3 ай бұрын
REALLLLLL
@sarahwatson3192
@sarahwatson3192 3 ай бұрын
17:12 it’s the poison. For kuzko. Kuzoko’s poison.
@transguywithfreetime4693
@transguywithfreetime4693 3 ай бұрын
Okay Kronk
@YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff
@YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff 15 күн бұрын
That poison?
@Will_Rutter
@Will_Rutter 8 күн бұрын
The poison specifically chosen to kill Kuzko?
@sarahwatson3192
@sarahwatson3192 7 күн бұрын
@@Will_Rutter yes. That poison. Kuzko’s poison.
@xSpookyAngiex
@xSpookyAngiex 3 ай бұрын
WTF , how can they get away with showing shit like that, its not even funny! I have a twisted sense of humor but that's effed up!
@LeilaLujan-x5g
@LeilaLujan-x5g 3 ай бұрын
Bro, I almost wanted to cry when she started. You know to that dog and it literally triggered my fight or flight. Honestly I hope people report this channel and it gets banned
@YouTubeStalker
@YouTubeStalker 3 ай бұрын
This channel needs to be reported, this is sick even if it’s not real. How has this not been taken down?
@LeilaLujan-x5g
@LeilaLujan-x5g 3 ай бұрын
@@KZbinStalker especially because at the end they sometimes do. Let's change lives more like let's traumatize young KZbin watchers no. Thank you
@LeilaLujan-x5g
@LeilaLujan-x5g 3 ай бұрын
@@KZbinStalker you know I'm actually going to head over to this channel and actually report the channel because this is absolutely sick
@cooliostarstache5474
@cooliostarstache5474 3 ай бұрын
No it absolutely is funny
@A.S.eatingnerds
@A.S.eatingnerds 3 ай бұрын
The way my jaw dropped so wide with Kris. I’m crying 💀💀💀😭😭😭
@bayareacj1
@bayareacj1 3 ай бұрын
SAME 😭
@starless6254
@starless6254 3 ай бұрын
I was frozen in shock for the same amount of time as her in the video
@Buckaroni
@Buckaroni 3 ай бұрын
I think we all did
@meekahthom2145
@meekahthom2145 3 ай бұрын
Same 😭😭😭
@sallypoooooops
@sallypoooooops 3 ай бұрын
Frr
@gh0stwitch
@gh0stwitch 3 ай бұрын
Where the hell did they find people who agreed to do this?! I suffered through that video (not Kris, love her slay) when the dog got stab I was screaming what the eff did I just witness, this is horrible omg
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 2 ай бұрын
@@gh0stwitch that's what I want to know! Where the hell did your life go so terribly wrong that you ended up here?!
@v.loveslaughter1968
@v.loveslaughter1968 2 ай бұрын
It's not real ... Not that it doesn't happen because it does but it didn't happen here
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 2 ай бұрын
@@v.loveslaughter1968 so we shouldn't feel emotional about it? Don't you ever laugh or cry at TV or movies?
@laughingcorrpseholly4136
@laughingcorrpseholly4136 2 ай бұрын
Yeah soon as I read this comment I decided not to finish this video I can’t stand it in movies when a dog or animal is hurt in anyway so definitely not going to watch the rest of this 😢
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 2 ай бұрын
@@laughingcorrpseholly4136 it's for the best. That's was messed up.
@lauralicata2548
@lauralicata2548 3 ай бұрын
the way my jaw DROPPED during the knife scene and Kris and I had the exact same expression on our faces
@TrulyAjene
@TrulyAjene 3 ай бұрын
Me and my boyfriend watched and had the same reaction too. We both busted out laughing when we realized we all had the exact same expression
@EquineHorses_official
@EquineHorses_official 3 ай бұрын
I also had the exact same expression when she has the knife
@jeanproctor3663
@jeanproctor3663 3 ай бұрын
Same here!
@beccagregory3586
@beccagregory3586 3 ай бұрын
I pretty much turned into shocked Patrick
@mermaidry-qf9og
@mermaidry-qf9og 3 ай бұрын
FR! because I have three dogs and this is so hard to watch 😭💀
@Meara-b2y
@Meara-b2y 3 ай бұрын
This taught us two lessons, don't eat your sisters anonomis boyfriends dog, and don't poison your daughter because you have no friends. I needed to know that!
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 2 ай бұрын
Lessons we can all learn from.
@hiImPatience
@hiImPatience 3 ай бұрын
The way she's adopted Caleb's mannerisms and comedy voice is actually so cute
@Reputaytion646
@Reputaytion646 3 ай бұрын
Ok this is actually so awful. 😣 when I saw that dog and knew what would happen to it, I started crying. How could someone make a video like this? It doesn’t matter if it’s fake, because children will click on that video not knowing what it means, they’re going to be traumatized for the rest of their lives. Someone has to report this. It’s sick.
@brendatomlinson
@brendatomlinson 3 ай бұрын
Thank you! I’m so glad I checked comments before watching. Real or fake I’m not watching this shyte.
@Tonya-g4f
@Tonya-g4f 3 ай бұрын
​@@brendatomlinsonnope me either why would someone make a video like this?
@j3nnacat
@j3nnacat 3 ай бұрын
I literally skipped the first half of this video because I absolutely could not watch it even if it was fake and now so glad that I did. It's the first time I've had to skip a portion of a KMK video
@Indiaadams-l2y
@Indiaadams-l2y 3 ай бұрын
Hi Kris I’m a huge fan!!! Can you pls do a vid on the channel Brookie4688 because she’s my friend!!! Txs so much ❤️
@Spilledbeens
@Spilledbeens 3 ай бұрын
tbh kids these days are already traumatized due to the internet or irl events. besides there is a lot worse than this in the world. sorry for being arguesome I just wanted to say
@riaankruger9572
@riaankruger9572 3 ай бұрын
21:54.🤣 'Raw chicken?' Yep. The damn poison is not working fast enough. We're going old school now. Salmonella poisoning. Eat up!
@edenrozenfeld7349
@edenrozenfeld7349 3 ай бұрын
PLEASE you NEED to do one of your own!! Like write a script and film and everything
@zaraiigacha
@zaraiigacha 2 ай бұрын
i mean she is writing a movie so she could👀
@KristykristyKristy
@KristykristyKristy 3 ай бұрын
Kallmekris Omg! That was a horrible video! How does youtube allow a video showing "someone stabbing & murdering a dog" then eating it!! On youtube for people to watch!! I so agree with everything you said about the horrific "life lesson" video.
@KristykristyKristy
@KristykristyKristy 3 ай бұрын
Oh BTW I ordered some of you & Kaleb's Sour Boys candy & love all 3 flavors I bought. Especially the "Lil Guys" sour gummy bites! A+++
@SaracrowellWeil
@SaracrowellWeil 3 ай бұрын
I agree this is an awful video not interested in watching any more.
@hellspawndemon23
@hellspawndemon23 3 ай бұрын
there are videos of ppl slaughtering animals and making them suffer (slaughter house in mexico or smth is one of the worst)
@TobyOliverHenryFan
@TobyOliverHenryFan 3 ай бұрын
18:15 Where I'm from, we don't have "scouts". So, I have absolutely no clue how them scout cookies taste like. We have Scots and Scouse people, though.
@PurpleWillowArts
@PurpleWillowArts 3 ай бұрын
This channel is insane. How are they possibly monetized?? The content is just so far out there it’s ridiculous. However, it’s fun to watch with Kris! 💜💜
@taylorswiftandmoonpies
@taylorswiftandmoonpies 3 ай бұрын
Kris is so mother, so aesthetic, so 🤌🤌
@infamouswickedjokestar
@infamouswickedjokestar 3 ай бұрын
...and so wholesome
@jvpiter.1
@jvpiter.1 3 ай бұрын
@CJDook-n1odoesn’t look like it to me .. 💀💀
@therealpoody7485
@therealpoody7485 3 ай бұрын
The second story is actually true. It's on Netflix about a woman who was a friend of hers and wanted custody of her child. So instead of helping the mom with her sickness, she only made it worse.
@therealpoody7485
@therealpoody7485 3 ай бұрын
I also believe that this is also a true story. Relating directly to this because the Mom didn't want her child to make friends and she wanted her/him all to herself.
@chelseablankenship2993
@chelseablankenship2993 3 ай бұрын
Kris and I had the same face @ 6:28
@throwergirl966
@throwergirl966 3 ай бұрын
Same
@JosephGardner-qe2oy
@JosephGardner-qe2oy 3 ай бұрын
Me too 😳
@egodragonvm66
@egodragonvm66 Ай бұрын
I think we all did 😅
@LowKitty88
@LowKitty88 3 ай бұрын
"She had a whip in her inventory" 😂😂 that sent me over the edge
@Idk_116_12
@Idk_116_12 3 ай бұрын
14:10 “Just light it up Jay” *exhale* “I need a bath..” This is why I watch this kind of stuff 😂
@Lilydontspeak
@Lilydontspeak 3 ай бұрын
Okay the one where the lady kills the dog is just crazy .... Even though it's fake 😲
@mr_silver_eyes
@mr_silver_eyes 3 ай бұрын
Exactly. Like a different commenter said, how, and I mean HOW, did KZbin NOT demonetize it?
@fiercetaurian7318
@fiercetaurian7318 3 ай бұрын
I'm surprised the ASPCA Didn't want this pulled from KZbin! Killing a dog fake or not, is just wrong!
@lllllllllllllllllllllIII
@lllllllllllllllllllllIII 2 ай бұрын
@@mr_silver_eyesbecause they have double standards it’s not that hard to understand why
@UmedBekmuratov
@UmedBekmuratov 3 ай бұрын
Kris: "WHAT! She had a whip in at her back pocket, she had a whip in her invetory...who does carry around a whip...wAt THe HeWl" Me: i cant i literally cant 😭 (dying of laughter)
@Nidia-b8f
@Nidia-b8f 3 ай бұрын
​​@Sncfanhere sameee
@infamouswickedjokestar
@infamouswickedjokestar 3 ай бұрын
It's probably supposed to be a secret reference or Easter egg
@riaankruger9572
@riaankruger9572 3 ай бұрын
I could see myself that Indiana Jones type. Just pulling out a whip... I could.🤪
@UmedBekmuratov
@UmedBekmuratov 3 ай бұрын
@Sncfanhere hey I watch ur vids and I luv them keep 'em good vids going 😊 🫡
@UmedBekmuratov
@UmedBekmuratov 3 ай бұрын
​@Sncfanherehave u seen the new sam and colby vid? It's pretty intresting
@LittleDarling-qw4gc
@LittleDarling-qw4gc 3 ай бұрын
Kris…. Kris… my dear, lovely friend KRIS…. What the FFFFF do you have me watching 😢 6:25
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 2 ай бұрын
@@LittleDarling-qw4gc RIGHT?! This legit flipped me out. I was crying and cuddling my dog.
@andrewseeley3614
@andrewseeley3614 3 ай бұрын
This is traumatizing. I have dogs at home and this makes me so uncomfortable. I reacted the same way you did, Kris. This is horrible. Like, borderline unwatchable. I can't understand why anybody in their right mind would do such a thing. I want to cry now.
@Beetlepawzz
@Beetlepawzz 3 ай бұрын
“This is SO relatable like I hate it when my mum poison me like it happens every day” *sighs*
@Hope12249
@Hope12249 3 ай бұрын
Same
@hteets511
@hteets511 3 ай бұрын
6:35 my eyes about popped out my eye sockets.....wth?! 🫣
@doodoo4956
@doodoo4956 3 ай бұрын
honestly, as an asian, i think the "asians eat dogs" stereotype is genuinely funny since some people don't even know that not all asians do
@riaankruger9572
@riaankruger9572 3 ай бұрын
I should have made my joke on your reply. The other guy is most likely going to track me down and....and..... and kill my damn dog.
@aries_127
@aries_127 3 ай бұрын
True.... I am an Asian and i don't EAT dogs. I LOVE dogs 😮‍💨
@Midnight_Moon_Girl
@Midnight_Moon_Girl 3 ай бұрын
@@aries_127and I love chocolate but guess what I’m eating rn? /j
@riaankruger9572
@riaankruger9572 3 ай бұрын
@@Midnight_Moon_Girl 🤣🤣🤣 My guess... Some Gummy candy.
@6thwilbury2331
@6thwilbury2331 3 ай бұрын
When I was growing up, there was a Chinese restaurant in the south area of the city that we frequented as a family. We stopped going, and I never knew why. Years later, when I asked my parents why we never went there anymore, my dad explained the place got shut down because someone spotted a cat's head in the kitchen. To this, my grandmother explained, "Other Asian cultures consider it a delicacy. Let's not judge others." Even at the tender age of 11 of 12, I wanted to believe that her point was about culture differences - e.g. how in our Western world, we have cuisine that other parts of the world find offputting. In reality, I think that grandmother was just racist against Chinese people. (FWIW, I think the Japanese-Chinese divide was pretty strong for her generation of Asian-Americans.)
@kevinbrown8823
@kevinbrown8823 3 ай бұрын
0:01 the intro was perfect🤧
@kevinbrown8823
@kevinbrown8823 3 ай бұрын
Replying so it doesn’t get deleted
@ally6863
@ally6863 3 ай бұрын
Hello
@hk-l0v3r
@hk-l0v3r 3 ай бұрын
so majestic✨✨
@CocoatheSAMSfan
@CocoatheSAMSfan 3 ай бұрын
Ikr
@jana.wants.taco.bell.612
@jana.wants.taco.bell.612 3 ай бұрын
@CJDook-n1onobody wants to know abt ur channel bud
@rainaedgcumbe4889
@rainaedgcumbe4889 3 ай бұрын
The "You could just give her the chicken and she would probably die tbh" got me so much!!! I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂 21:44
@DJILMarioBrothers
@DJILMarioBrothers 3 ай бұрын
Only OG KallMeKris fans are allowed to like this comment.
@DJILMarioBrothers
@DJILMarioBrothers 3 ай бұрын
Don't translate... ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้❤️
@BakuBALDEsT
@BakuBALDEsT 3 ай бұрын
i’m here before this might blow up ❤
@committingj2656
@committingj2656 3 ай бұрын
I’m not liking just because of you not kris
@UR_HABIBI_N0RA_S4TURNZZZ
@UR_HABIBI_N0RA_S4TURNZZZ 3 ай бұрын
WHO SUMMONED ME 👹
@XxchloexXLuv
@XxchloexXLuv 3 ай бұрын
W
@KALLMEKRISFAN007
@KALLMEKRISFAN007 3 ай бұрын
6:22 I SWEAR.. I HAD THE EXACT SAME REACTION!......
@Jello_Cup-r7w
@Jello_Cup-r7w 3 ай бұрын
10:30 As a cat owner and lover, oh my flipping stars, that killed me
@-Txs-
@-Txs- 3 ай бұрын
I have 2 dogs and that absolutely shattered my sould 😭
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 2 ай бұрын
I stopped breathing and I'm tearing up. I'm cuddling my dog now.
@KallieKkalkittykat
@KallieKkalkittykat 3 ай бұрын
“And that you’re shining as much as the sun’s shining” 😊 *The thunderstorm outside:* 👁️👄👁️
@emailtosumesh
@emailtosumesh 22 күн бұрын
My favourite comment😂😂
@ashokmoudgil
@ashokmoudgil 3 ай бұрын
[0:58] ALL THESE ARE LIKE REDDIT STORIES BUT ACTED OUT 😭😭 IM QUESTIONING MY SANITY RN
@Bee_Warden
@Bee_Warden 3 ай бұрын
'AITAH for eating a dog?'
@ashokmoudgil
@ashokmoudgil Ай бұрын
@@Bee_Warden BAHAHAHAHAHHA
@soniquecelliers9236
@soniquecelliers9236 3 ай бұрын
Crazy ,I was crazy once , they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. (repeats infanitely)
@Kira_Coco
@Kira_Coco 3 ай бұрын
crazy, I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy
@Topiateair
@Topiateair 2 ай бұрын
@@Kira_Coco Crazy, I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy.
@RattTheChaosGremlin
@RattTheChaosGremlin 11 күн бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats. I HATE RATS! RATS MAKE ME CRAZY!
@PhSyCo-B-oCh
@PhSyCo-B-oCh 3 ай бұрын
"Good Morning Starshine, the Earth says hello" is a song from either the 60's or 70's. Pause 8:58, you see the reflection of the camera guy in the tv when she picks up the cat lol.
@riaankruger9572
@riaankruger9572 3 ай бұрын
I saw that. Don't think it's the camera guy, however. He is way too active over there.
@PecanSandees23
@PecanSandees23 3 ай бұрын
"Good Morning Starshine" is from the 1967 musical Hair, written by James Rado, Gerome Ragni and Galt MacDermot. It opened on Broadway in 1968, ran for 4 years, was revived on Broadway 3 times.
@roowyrm9576
@roowyrm9576 3 ай бұрын
Just what i was going to say.​@@PecanSandees23
@TherealDanielleNelson
@TherealDanielleNelson 3 ай бұрын
@@PecanSandees23 It was also sung by a band/guy named Oliver.
@aritordoff7560
@aritordoff7560 3 ай бұрын
@@PecanSandees23I thought it was from Charlie and the chocolate factory
@Squeakswithlemons
@Squeakswithlemons 3 ай бұрын
0:45 crazy? I was crazy once- they locked me in a rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. The rats made me crazy
@PhoolOfATook
@PhoolOfATook 3 ай бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and the rats made me crazy
@blacknightarmy7986
@blacknightarmy7986 3 ай бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once,they locked me in a room. A rubber room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.
@Bis3xual_girl
@Bis3xual_girl 3 ай бұрын
​crazy? I was crazy once-
@Nyx-The-Wolf
@Nyx-The-Wolf 3 ай бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once- They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and the rats made me crazy.
@m.d.wilsonmusic7356
@m.d.wilsonmusic7356 3 ай бұрын
@@Nyx-The-Wolf Crazy?? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room, a rubber room with RATS. And rats make me crazy…
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 3 ай бұрын
16:52 actually medicine is drugs
@karakuntzman864
@karakuntzman864 3 ай бұрын
12:30- KRIS A POISONOUS TREAT DIDNT KILL THE DOG DONT YOU REMEMBER US WATCHING HER STAB THAT DOG WITH YOU???!!!!!
@paigeagainstthemachine7550
@paigeagainstthemachine7550 3 ай бұрын
Hold on ... Why were the treats "poisoned" when we very clearly saw her Michael Myers Ginger the dog?... ALSO, wouldn't poisoning your meat in turn poison you? ... 😅
@bethcushway458
@bethcushway458 3 ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!
@TaraTara-ld2xb
@TaraTara-ld2xb 3 ай бұрын
11:05 I bet he can do a good Captain Kirk impression because that acting reminded me of that!
@sarcastic_commentary
@sarcastic_commentary 3 ай бұрын
kris tysm i love your videos!!! you helped me re-learn 2 things: 1) to delete the internet 2) never start a poorly produced lesson-learning channel
@bobblebardsley
@bobblebardsley 3 ай бұрын
8:57 Love that you can see someone reflected in the TV screen and I don't think it's the dog mardarer lady 😂
@skyecarter2605
@skyecarter2605 3 ай бұрын
“Did she just knife a bird out of the Sky” had me reeling
@voidbug.1
@voidbug.1 3 ай бұрын
I cried watching this video 😭 especially when she k1ll3d the poor dog 😭😭 this channel is absurd… (not Kris’s channel, The tomorrows teachings channel)
@S0m3_Rand0m_Tr4nz_Gvy
@S0m3_Rand0m_Tr4nz_Gvy 3 ай бұрын
0:14 what in the awkward silence is this 🤨
@ItisJasmine27
@ItisJasmine27 3 ай бұрын
lol 😅
@infamouswickedjokestar
@infamouswickedjokestar 3 ай бұрын
So hilarious 😭
@CometTheSecurityBot
@CometTheSecurityBot 3 ай бұрын
The mom telling her daughter that her own friends don’t like her is crazy
@cat-napsss
@cat-napsss 3 ай бұрын
“Good morning star-shine.” The clock: *2:14pm*.
@rachelg9873
@rachelg9873 3 ай бұрын
2:43 the earth says hello!
@infamouswickedjokestar
@infamouswickedjokestar 3 ай бұрын
It's 12:52 pm so it's also considered "Good afternoon star-shine"
@destinyryan3265
@destinyryan3265 3 ай бұрын
🤣 accurate
@shelbswashere
@shelbswashere 3 ай бұрын
@@infamouswickedjokestarits 3:57 where i live
@infamouswickedjokestar
@infamouswickedjokestar 3 ай бұрын
@@shelbswashere It's now 1:02 pm as I was typing this comment, the beauty of time-lapse
@awkwardemily15
@awkwardemily15 3 ай бұрын
Only 5:44 in and I don’t know if I can watch anymore. I really don't want to watch this lady go crazy on this beautiful doggie. 😢
@alisoncashner28
@alisoncashner28 3 ай бұрын
I’m from the future too, don’t watch it. I’m traumatized. There’s more animal death in this too, so if you’re unable to watch that, don’t continue.
@awkwardemily15
@awkwardemily15 3 ай бұрын
Thanks to you both for saying something! With other comments it seemed like we'd actually being seeing something horrible. Makes me sad and mad to be honest someone even created this video!
@Mattie_kat_cloudFLUFF
@Mattie_kat_cloudFLUFF 11 күн бұрын
I CRIED ABOUT THE CAT BC WHEN SMTH LIKE ANY ABUSE I CRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭PLUS I HAVE TWO CATS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@A_Random_Stay
@A_Random_Stay 3 ай бұрын
The title: This Channel should be cancelled… The thumbnail: Kris Me: EXUSE ME?! WHATS GOING ON HERE?! Me after 0:36 : …you got me Kris
@jolena-j8e
@jolena-j8e 3 ай бұрын
thats what i thought
@cordraws
@cordraws 3 ай бұрын
“U r meh star shine!” -Kris
@MaddyG-b4i
@MaddyG-b4i 3 ай бұрын
Oh the little yelps! 😭 im crying and holding my puppers
@thyninjapanda
@thyninjapanda 3 ай бұрын
21:09 omg same thought and reaction - I spit my sweet tea everywhere!!! 🤣🤣
@CarlyanimationsYT
@CarlyanimationsYT 3 ай бұрын
6:42 dude!! Never let her near ur dog!!! I went speechless when she did that!!!
@BrandiMell
@BrandiMell 3 ай бұрын
I just got done watching a Sam and Colby video where they went to the kissy Borden house and I just needed something happy to watch😂
@josthyn_1234
@josthyn_1234 3 ай бұрын
20:14 : "shes good at being sick kind of like those ipad kids" im dieing☠️
@ReaganGGaming0
@ReaganGGaming0 3 ай бұрын
*Dying c:
@penguinos666
@penguinos666 3 ай бұрын
Dude I HATE the “Hot Asian Woman Eats Dog” because I’m Asian and and that is the worst stereotype. No we don’t eat dogs.
@helloitsemily24
@helloitsemily24 3 ай бұрын
Real!! I'm Chinese and people in my class makes jokes about me eating dogs. Grow up 🤦
@sanderreinart3666
@sanderreinart3666 3 ай бұрын
i do yumy ymmuy in my dumy
@Ohhi-o9i
@Ohhi-o9i 3 ай бұрын
Yeah I’m not Asian but I feel like only Asian ppl should be able to make those jokes since it’s abt them. Even then it’s like eh
@ashleymelnyk4359
@ashleymelnyk4359 3 ай бұрын
That’s because enough people that look similar do eat them for that to become a stereotype. My teacher went to Japan and was right away offered a plate of dog meat and told it was a delicacy. Not everyone understands that people who look the same, aren’t always of the same background
@Felix_hobi
@Felix_hobi 3 ай бұрын
It’s actually ridiculous that people think all Asians still eat dogs/cats like no tf. Also this is definitely rac!st and big a stereotype it’s embarrassing that the lady actually took the role
@kattbentley5810
@kattbentley5810 3 ай бұрын
19:50 the mom is in THE SAME OUTFIT 😂😂😂
@riaankruger9572
@riaankruger9572 3 ай бұрын
16:19. 🤣🤣🤣 It's actually labelled 'Poison'.
@jadeowen1989
@jadeowen1989 3 ай бұрын
I have a story that happened in the city I lived in. A big Indian restaurant was shut down, because the bone found in someone's food was found to be a cat bone. Weeks before this loads of missing cat posters were up in the area. The owners were grabbing up the cats and then feeding them to the customers and thankfully it was found out but not before a load of pets were being consumed by unaware restauranteurs.
@laylaindy
@laylaindy 3 ай бұрын
Where did this happen? In what country?
@ZoeF.O
@ZoeF.O 3 ай бұрын
​@@laylaindy I don't know if this helps, but my male friend's wrestling team has been in Russia somewhere. And they fed them with dogs, without any question asked. They were "properly cooked" barbecue stile.
@bethcushway458
@bethcushway458 3 ай бұрын
Urban legend
@Dragonlover36782
@Dragonlover36782 Ай бұрын
I PANICKED SO BADLY WHEN THE VIDEO SAID IT SHOULD BE CANNCELED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg I thought she was talking about *her* channel. Oh thank God she is not gone! 😌
@Christoph-ce4hj
@Christoph-ce4hj 3 ай бұрын
Don’t you just love it when the police comes over with a jacket that has „cop“ written on it?
@melissa_cardona
@melissa_cardona 3 ай бұрын
i totally lost it when the mom killed the bird out of the sky😂😭🤣
@n0t_zarae
@n0t_zarae 2 ай бұрын
0:50 "im crazy and u can call me crazy" wise words from kmk
@Potato-Pengu
@Potato-Pengu 3 ай бұрын
I've been watching kris for so long and now I just randomly switch to different accents😂 Love you kris❤
@lunam-fv3wj
@lunam-fv3wj 3 ай бұрын
When the lady starts stabbing the dog I was like: “DAMN that escalated QUICK
@lovely.l1ls
@lovely.l1ls 3 ай бұрын
i genuinely gasped and had to hide my face i was traumatized
@Kasunii_
@Kasunii_ 3 ай бұрын
21:11 No witnesses
@P.X.R.P.L.E
@P.X.R.P.L.E 3 ай бұрын
6:16 her face got me 😭😭
@JeniJade
@JeniJade 3 ай бұрын
SAME I LITERALLY CRIED
@MegaKhelditia
@MegaKhelditia 3 ай бұрын
22:00 The way I remember which is which, between E. Coli and Salmonella, is that you have E. Coli in your own intestines, and cows are the other mammals in this equation. 🐄 💩 🤷‍♀️ I also just thought, both salmon and chickens hatch from eggs 🥚 🤷‍♀️
@gachaluwho5964
@gachaluwho5964 3 ай бұрын
Will you please talk abt the Cody Ko situation?
@EdAhsb
@EdAhsb 3 ай бұрын
"good mornin sun shineeeeeeeee" me:its literally 1:03 AM 😭
@L.3513
@L.3513 3 ай бұрын
Ik it’s fake but I started bursting in tears when she “threw” the cat off the bridge, and as an animal lover, I could barely watch the fake reaction video seriously and just started tearing up knowing that some people actually do this irl 😢
@justkalli3685
@justkalli3685 3 ай бұрын
ME TOO I CURRENTLY AM SOBBING I CANT FINSIH THIS VIDEO MAN😭😭😭😭i have a lot of animals😭😭😭😭so like i can’t do this man
@Percyjackson4life-st1tv
@Percyjackson4life-st1tv 3 ай бұрын
Now watch me whip whip 2:31
@weez9602
@weez9602 3 ай бұрын
Hiya Kris ❤😊 sending you Love and Light from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ❤🇬🇧 Could you and Celina Please come to Scotland and do some Ghost-hunting Please🙏🏼🥺❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🇬🇧
@Jess-wi7gw
@Jess-wi7gw 3 ай бұрын
Yesssss please come to Scotland🥰💕
@TheSpiderInUrWalls
@TheSpiderInUrWalls 3 ай бұрын
As another Scottish human, I’d love that
@Percabeth4Ever963
@Percabeth4Ever963 3 ай бұрын
One of the worst things about this is that it makes kids think that all Asians eat dogs. Like I am an Asian who went to a mainly Latino school, and this little kid genuinely went up and asked me if I was going to eat his pets 😭😭😭
@delaneybenlon6106
@delaneybenlon6106 2 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry that sounds horrifing.
@delaneybenlon6106
@delaneybenlon6106 2 ай бұрын
Also rick riordan is such a talented individual and i'm happy you agree with me.
@CallMeKes
@CallMeKes 3 ай бұрын
I love how when you speed up the video suddenly the lines are being delivered at a normal pace. That's how slowly everyone was speaking. And in the second video, we need her in the Birdemic movie(s).
@serenabianconi3032
@serenabianconi3032 3 ай бұрын
The way my jaw dropped 😭😭 I started tearing up bcuz of the whimpering 😢😢
@ravenklinger7617
@ravenklinger7617 3 ай бұрын
"Good morning starshine the earth says hello, you twinkle above us, we twinkle below" from the album Good Morning Starshine, by Oliver 1969.
@janetcallanan7020
@janetcallanan7020 3 ай бұрын
Originally from the musical Hair
@lunastar776
@lunastar776 Ай бұрын
21:19😂😂😂😂 WTF!!!!! IM DEAD!!😂😂😂
@MoxieJohnson-gc8ix
@MoxieJohnson-gc8ix 3 ай бұрын
The part we’re she stabs the dog is flipping crazy my face matched Kris so much
@KatsiYori-zk5gm
@KatsiYori-zk5gm 3 ай бұрын
That fast to the dog killing?! Holy shit?! That poor puppy!! (I know it's fake, but I'm emotional)
@camelliachristopher4131
@camelliachristopher4131 3 ай бұрын
Omg my effing Wtf ????? 7:04
@DylanCam.
@DylanCam. 3 ай бұрын
0:01 To me more like "Good night" (11.38 pm rn 😅)
@Gracieee691
@Gracieee691 3 ай бұрын
6:15 i sat in shock with you😭
@urmom-p6o
@urmom-p6o 3 ай бұрын
same lmaooo
@R0TT3N_MUSHR00MS
@R0TT3N_MUSHR00MS 3 ай бұрын
12:51 shut up I hope she never copes with her lose :3
@classicnightbloom0177
@classicnightbloom0177 3 ай бұрын
Pfft I’m sorry the beginning made me laugh 0:11 and yes it was a quote from willy Wonka
@dietotaku
@dietotaku 3 ай бұрын
actually it was from a song by Oliver. Willy Wonka was quoting the song. Jesus Christ I refuse to accept that I'm so old people don't remember the song "good morning starshine"
@classicnightbloom0177
@classicnightbloom0177 3 ай бұрын
@@dietotaku oh, if it was I’ve never heard of it, I only heard of it in the movie Willy wonka. So I wouldn’t know
@Lyxuria
@Lyxuria 3 ай бұрын
19:09 the acting is PERFECT looking into the camera to make sure we buy the acting yaz
@user-oq9xq5cc3e
@user-oq9xq5cc3e 3 ай бұрын
i love that the police officer's 'uniform' says COP on it lol
@athenacafe9512
@athenacafe9512 3 ай бұрын
Who the hell writing the script HAAHAHHAH "bird is a paid actor"
@jazminchambers3151
@jazminchambers3151 3 ай бұрын
Not kris fan girly over thin-mint cookies 😂18:21 I love her
@raveVR_official
@raveVR_official 3 ай бұрын
16:07 words aren’t wording
@edisonfernandez3397
@edisonfernandez3397 3 ай бұрын
13:55 I like how they didn't bother taking the prop dog out of the scene that they've stab 🤣
@indhranithamunuswami3247
@indhranithamunuswami3247 3 ай бұрын
When Kris posts drop everything
@Editz-and_M3
@Editz-and_M3 3 ай бұрын
⁠@CJDook-n1o I strongly disagree…
@Its.NatalieH
@Its.NatalieH 3 ай бұрын
AGREED!!! But I was watching cooper 😭😭
@Nidia-b8f
@Nidia-b8f 3 ай бұрын
​@@Editz-and_M3 same.....
@Dooksmemes
@Dooksmemes 3 ай бұрын
@CJDook-n1o your funny
@infamouswickedjokestar
@infamouswickedjokestar 3 ай бұрын
We also drop everything we're doing
@hedgewitch94
@hedgewitch94 3 ай бұрын
I audibly said "THE F*CK" when the mom just stabbed the bird for.. being a bird..? How has youtube not taken this stuff down? This episode of Kris watches crazy stuff is probably the most shocking so far.. Oi.
@bbangel1313
@bbangel1313 3 ай бұрын
“Did she just knife a bird Miagi style” I spit out my drink 😂
@Nettlesun
@Nettlesun 3 ай бұрын
I ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED THE GOOD MORNING STARSHINE HELOOOOOO IN 2X SPEED AND WHY WAS IT SO FUNNY 😭😭😂😂
@_alexandra92
@_alexandra92 6 күн бұрын
Her nice comments at the beginning of the video never get old❤❤ you’re so sweet Kris, God bless you and your loved ones❤
@ThaliaandavA
@ThaliaandavA 3 ай бұрын
Is it bad how this is my emotional support after I watch 8:24 S1 E10 umbrella academy 😅😭😭
@erebus5170
@erebus5170 3 ай бұрын
20:47 The mother is literally on "The Dark Web"! 🤣
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