This Game Costs Thousands of Dollars to Play

[@grunkleg.2934]

Imagine making a game based around the concept of Bored Apes, and the best you can come up with is "poopy heehee", "enter the sewer", "doo-key"

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

My first thought was that it sounds like a South Park game lmao

[@Stevonicus]

Nothing says the Yacht Club life like swimming in shit

[@abrahamnarvaez1730]

@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon That’s an insult to South Park games. The Fractured But Whole is a work of passion and creativity.

[@mikehall3976]

I've said this before, but the jokes really do just write themselves.

[@TheElusiveReality]

i imagine there were probably some ppl who genuinely wanted to get into video game design who were turned down for this job cuz they just wanted a subway surfers type thing lmfao

[@HeyitsBri_]

I heard an angry IT guy say, “I can’t tell if rich people are this stupid or they think everyone else is this stupid.” He’s my hero

[@xenomorph6807]

Both

[@aceman0000099]

They are projecting their own stupidity. To be fair, it worked. People are this stupid. They clearly don't market towards smart people

[@yetekt6953]

I mean people are stupid enough

[@lulzdragon7339]

The Dunning-Kruger effect, almost by definition.

[@alexander7x305]

Lol that’s a good one

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I hate how lovingly crafted the art for this sewer fire was. Someone with talent was involved and this is what's going in their portfolio

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

If i were them I'd strike it from the portfolio. I just cannot see how it would get you hired

[@nickcunningham6344]

​@@elvingearmasterirma7241 because the art is still good? People don't care if the company that hired you is unsuccessful because it's ran by a bunch of rich idiots, they care about the quality of your work itself.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@nickcunningham6344 Hopefully. Just distance your art from the old company I suppose

[@littlejunkettes4122]

I wouldn't say lovingly

[@Timmysteve]

No shame in getting paid. Sure, maybe their art was featured in something very divisive, but they're getting chunk of all that gullible investor money. Hopefully they weren't paid in ApeCoins or whatever.

[@codingwithdee]

“On January 18th, the sewer will open” sounds like a perfect description of the game

[@YorkJonhson]

A product doesn't get more fittingly named than "Sewer Pass."

[@Hugsloth]

i mean despite everything charlie's saying in this video, the game was apparently a huge success with 25,000+ players and someone did actually find the Key. BAYC also said they grew about 40% because of this game. So I guess it wasn't a complete wet fart.

[@jotch4491]

my birthday :(

[@kristofferwright305]

@@BaconPancakeEater Thats exactly what it means though

[@gizwiz3482]

@@Hugsloth well they were dumb enough to buy nfts in the first place so not surprised

[@ImputOutput]

It’s honestly impressive how committed they are to their scam

[@skibdibvy]

*MY CONTENT WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 HAHAHA!* 🤣

[@BigtimeBigA]

Their scam as in they, BAYC gave all the sewer passes away for FREE? BAYC made a mini game the holders can play so that the Mecha Ape they get for redeeming their sewer pass is more valuable depending on the higher the score the holder gets. If the people that got an airdrop for free decided to sell it like I did, then we are making that money not BAYC other than standard creator fees every nft collection has when you sell.

[@vibrostream]

It’s honestly impressive how ignorant you are to the workings of the project itself. It’s free to play, and you can choose to sell access. There’s no arguing with stupid I guess.

[@tommyfanzfloppydisk]

aren't the bored ape guys a bunch of rich 4chan users ? i recall seeing videos on that.

[@ddjsoyenby]

same, i gotta give the apes their due they are really dedicated to making nfts a thing.

[@detectivecotton6824]

I still wonder to this day how they convinced hundreds of thousands of people to pay thousands of dollars for pictures on the internet.

[@geistgrace6452]

Because they have to put Warning: Contains Peanuts On Peanut butter and Jars of whole Peanuts. No matter how stupid you think someone is, their is always someone stupider.

[@adead20]

Shiny object syndrome

[@kimberlypound9255]

Greed. All these idiots are hoping that there's even bigger idiots out there who they'll be able to sell their intrinsically-worthless NFTs to so that they'll be able to turn a profit. Potential buyers see the dollar amounts being sold and earned from trades and hope to "get in," ignoring the fact that the whole entire thing is just a bunch of jerkoffs trying to rip off other jerkoffs.

[@david3552]

They believed it would make them rich. Also, the fool and their money are promptly departed

[@gapsule2326]

Its actually more for a hyperlink.

[@tomd1209]

"Daddy, can I play the monkey poop game?" "STOP DISTRACTING ME, CHILD! DADDY NEEDS THE HIGH SCORE IN THIS MID 2000's FLASH GAME OR THEY'RE TAKING THE HOUSE!"

[@CaddRome]

Lol

[@patateslikofte6474]

thats just sad

[@Enry-9624]

So much sorrow reading this comment...

[@SniffyTugBoat]

lmaooooo it's just Run

[@Polygonlin]

The worst part? this probably happened in someone's life

[@Jackikins]

Well, they finally managed to make an early 2000's flash game.

[@flameshana9]

All that money had to go somewhere.

[@tjenadonn6158]

It's the future of the past of gaming.

[@NetBattler]

Markiplier gonna love this

[@olavisalomaa]

Looks like something from coolmathgames

[@Crypticat]

@@olavisalomaa don't insult coolmath games man

[@X8551516]

I will never get over the people who tried justifying getting scammed out of a massive amount of money with "I did it for the art" to cope. The amount of insanely high quality commissions you could've had done by actually skilled artists for the cost of 1 crappy NFT is unreal.

[@karmiccj1911]

Online artists doing commissions and getting supported through patreon is a 100 times better than nfts

[@Crow_Smith]

Probably didn't like that to commission someone they had to communicate.

[@milkinobama]

I remember when NFT Bros were crying when steam banned NFT games and claiming that steam is going to die out soon cause of it. That was a year ago and the website is still kicking while NFTs are finally dying. It’s an amazing feeling.

[@kirtil5177]

it was never a threat in the first place, it was a desperate last attempt

[@Grag235]

@Darktion 3 years and still 74 subs? You must be REALLY desperate

[@thelegostarwarsf7916]

Respect to valve, steam, and the Lord and savior of the gaming community, Gabe Newell.

[@johnbennett9504]

@@Grag235 oof

[@Gatorade69]

@@6-dpegasus425 Please invest in AI Coin ! Very good ! Contact me for info. 😁😁😁

[@privatesectorsec]

This club is the definition of using creativity in a negative context

[@tjenadonn6158]

They're the second worst art school rejects in the history of humanity.

[@JustPineapple]

@@tjenadonn6158 🗿

[@jkim-ph1ds]

@@tjenadonn6158 they funny thing is that they’re also affiliated with Nazis

[@pbee.njayay444]

@@tjenadonn6158 funny you say that because nfts are rooted in racism and nazi ideologies. so much symbolism

[@fnamelname8906]

What creativity? RNG is not creativity.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

"It costs 400,000 dollars to play this game, for twelve seconds"

[@Anti_Septikum]

"It scares me"

[@Therevengeforget]

@@Anti_Septikum "it scams me"

[@doyerlife9127]

Charlie’s disappointment after hearing “board ape game” is hilarious

[@KingKobra49]

Yo! I make entertaining videos as well. I know I am not the best rn but give me an opportunity,and I won’t fail to put a smile on your face! I appreciate you thanks❣️

[@Apupv]

You might as well buy an iPhone 14 pro max for you and your friend than play that game I bet you can just get play a pirated version of the game for like $5 anyways

[@UnitedGaming_12]

Lord Hanuman Ki Kasam Subbe Karo Nahi Toh😭😭

[@NicoTheCheese]

​@@Apupv That's 5 dollars too expensive

[@bertschnitzel1559]

Board

[@i3looi2]

Involving real money in a game is the reason why cheaters/hackers will dismantle this in less than a week.

[@jeremypnet]

Wrong use of the future tense there. They’ve already done it.

[@gastlygod10]

I'll give em 3 days for everyone's wallets to be drained

[@solarguard7301]

@GASTLYGOD 10 I’ll give them 11 minutes

[@bimgus5808]

​​@@solarguard7301I'd say 4 minutes 37 seconds

[@frostcore2214]

@@bimgus5808 3 min 53 seconds tops

[@BiBiren]

That awkward moment when this game cost more than most AAA games in existence

[@Bruno_Swag]

*all

[@HowToChangeName]

And they include physical merchandise, signature even

[@thefancydoge8668]

You can probably buy every game from an entire console generation for the cost of this "game"

[@lucky6961]

@@thefancydoge8668 it would cost 1 million to buy the ENTIRE steam library, that's with all the trash games, dlcs and everything just to put into perspectve. With the money spent on the ape game you can probably buy any game you want to play for a a lifetime

[@DJ-ew8fd]

Yeah. Costs the same as my entire steam account.

[@OfficiallySnek]

NFTs are like those limited edition Beanie Babies people collected as kids, except now they're adults with way more money to burn

[@jacobcox4565]

Except Beanie Babies still held some amount of real value since they're actually tangible, you could still sell a big box of Beanie Babies for like $5.00. With NFTs, there's no real value because it is intangible, and I have never heard of someone buying a physical product from a store with Ethereum.

[@lnpragathiesh3600]

Wierd this game is not made by Electronic Arts.🤨?

[@awesomeguy9513]

Physical objects are a bit different in that depending on condition you can resell it, with NFTs your just burning cash

[@charityquill4965]

@@jacobcox4565 and beanie babies are cute. bored apes are ugly af

[@streled5361]

Except that was parents and adults that bought those rare limited edition of Beanie Babies expecting that they'd gain value over time Kids on the other hand, they didn't give a fuck, they choose whatever they could get and like In fact, so many adults bought Beanie Babies that there were almost none left on the shelves for kids, kids quickly moved on to Pokemon...

[@jankemjunkie6564]

It’s absolutely mind boggling that statistically, there will be at least a handful of people that will play it. They will defend it, and worship it as they do with the nfts

[@rileythedog8056]

Not gonna lie, going through each comment thread and seeing the same 3 dudes defending this to the death is hilarious to me

[@sosmooth13]

I actually think it will be less people like you and I than you think lol. Idk why but the only ones invested in NFT content are rich people at this point.

[@rogeliocano9536]

@@sosmooth13 Because they’re the only ones that can afford it.

[@cumologist2654]

@@rileythedog8056 yeah its always the same ppl

[@bluedistortions]

The ones who made big bucks with NFTs only to reinvest in the crap are the adult versions of the kids who made a Roblox game that earns them thousands of bucks as a ten year old, and they immediately go buy 3 rare avatar hats at the Robux marketplace.

[@alexeismit4640]

Imagine paying thousands to play for a limited time and your parents decide to give you chores right after 💀

[@IDontmeanit]

Imagine living under your parents while having thousands to blow 😂 you must be a very very immature, unintelligent child. Now go take the trash out little guy

[@IDontmeanit]

ALEX!!!! The sink is full of dishes, get off the game and take care of that! 😂😂😂😂😂 Next time you leave your light on your gonna be sitting in that room long enough to learn to shut it before you leave my house. 😂😂😂 And put your da** clothes away, your mom doesn't wash them for them to sit in that basket 😅😂😂😂😂

[@IDontmeanit]

Bet your parents still remind you to brush and shower lol delete this comment, your privilege is showing 👶🏻

[@alexeismit4640]

@destinysdad131 3 attempts to comment? You must have a lot of time on your hands, for a fully developed, independent hard worker, the comment I made is describing the situations that people exacly like you will have 🤣

[@variadi]

At some point "your honour, they deserved it" becomes a valid defense.

[@HueboMoment]

Without a doubt. Shit is wild

[@firdanharbima6997]

surprised it hasn't return, miss the medieval days

[@DRAGONFLAIR2008]

You see your honor my client deserves freedom from quote "that bitch deserved it"

[@backupthing]

I think the most painful part is how good and unique the animation looks in the preview

[@brodiscool2752]

its literally a nuclear fart explosion from a rectangular prism ass monkey

[@RockHoward256]

And watch it go all wasted in toilet humor

[@skibdibvy]

*MY CONTENT WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 HAHAHA!* 🤣

[@skibdibvy]

*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* .,,,,.. 😆😆😹

[@nathanw8622]

Bot is doin the dookey dash

[@Corriethosaurus]

Words can't express how genuinely upset I am that the art in the preview looks so good.

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

They put infinitely more effort into a promo than they did with the product itself. Also, as of the writing of this comment, I checked on the valuation of BAYC and Charlie's statement on them finally being actually valueless is a lie, they're still worth $100k+ or ~79 computer money at cheapest.

[@kitsunelee007]

Same here. Just look at Forspoken and the graphics in this game! I mean...how...how is this allowed to happen?

[@IDontmeanit]

What???! 😂

[@Logan-zp8bi]

@@MDLuffy1234YT Its called the sunken cost fallacy, most people regard them as being useless but people are probably going to hang onto them for decades to come in hopes they become worth something someday. They never will as NFTs will never be taken seriously same as copyright law, the only people who care are so up the stinker of corpo boys there isn't enough lube in the world to prepare them.

[@redbirdbluebirdyellowbirdg4187]

How much do you guys wanna bet that the animators weren't paid enough?

[@kingtiger3390]

More than likely they were paid just enough for this to be made.

[@bruhpickle5605]

they were paid in board ape NFTS

[@teletubbiewithashotgun3284]

@@skibdibvy No

[@thedoggo6618]

Probably fled to Switzerland and held the code hostage for a million

[@mist.9274]

they’re probably people who see value in nfts so they just paid them with bored apes

[@2koolification]

This is like that game where every enemy you destroy deletes a file off your computer until it stops working, except it's deleting money from your wallet instead.

[@michaelpowers671]

Lose/Lose

[@Sweenus987]

Low-key wanna make an AI bot that absolutely destroys the minigames

[@nathanielbeven9052]

people are already cheating with bots. its even more of a nightmare than this lets on.

[@Dobbie.]

Do it , use their weapons against them.

[@anonsimp]

@@Dobbie. people have done this and their pass was rendered useless.

[@Polygonlin]

@@anonsimp How would they even know? if you set up a Bot that works externally, they'd have no way to know.

[@sambaugh8464]

@@Polygonlini mean the winner was mongraal who is a well known fortnite pro so unless he did better than AI they presumably snuffed them all out

[@compatriot852]

There's going to be people who unironically play this game. Let's take a moment to laugh at them

[@TacticalJay62]

Maybe joe bident

[@d_all_in]

Stop using the word "unironically" it's a stupid word

[@squedlly]

Why do I want to see someone play this just to know what it's like

[@henro5151]

@@TacticalJay62 byron

[@gasterthemaster6490]

@@d_all_in and you're probably one of those people.

[@pixelgaming5254]

fun fact bored ape are still like 78.500 eth to buy which is ridiculous considering how WORTHLESS they are

[@deffdors]

Money laundering.

[@leafymeadow9811]

The visuals of that animation were legitimately super good, it's too bad they're connected with a game like this

[@NetBattler]

You like cartoony animation?

[@Hi-Im-Gib]

​@@NetBattler yes, exactly the same reason why people love seeing bounce, squash, and stretch used in movies and video games. Makes it look cartoony which is fun.

[@leafymeadow9811]

@@NetBattler Absolutely! I love animation in general but I especially love when it has so much creative liberty

[@skibdibvy]

*MY CONTENT WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 HAHAHA!* 🤣

[@skibdibvy]

*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* ,.,.. 🤣😆😆😆

[@OfficiallySnek]

I wonder how much of this game was written by Chat GPT

[@HPsawus]

Bro your comment got stolen by one of them bots 😭😭

[@thegameglitcher2439]

@@HPsawus The bots tend to choose comments that are popular or at least look like they’re gonna be popular, so take it as a compliment.

[@HPsawus]

@@Instabruh.User.. you should try smoking some tweak

[@ssfbob456]

Come on now, chatgpt is way more creative than this.

[@nicholasgreen4921]

@@Instabruh.User.. thank God KZbin shows how many comments your dumb ass bot makes

[@julian0496]

It genuinely baffles me how they still won‘t let this shit go

[@dragonmanover9000]

It is going…down the sewer!!!

[@bigus_brainus]

Spending $3100 for 3 weeks of gameplay is absolutely crazy, just like spending money on NFTs

[@BigtimeBigA]

That’s not what’s going on here though, sewer pass is for a free Mecha Ape worth thousands of dollars, the game is used to give people with higher score Apes with rarer traits which are thus worth more. The person at the top of the scoreboard will probably have an ape worth $50k+. And when I say worth i mean what people in that market are willing to pay since worth is obviously subjective.

[@tjenadonn6158]

@@BigtimeBigA Nobody outside the cult cares.

[@HankThePimpHill]

@@BigtimeBigA 🤓

[@flameshana9]

Gacha gamers be like: child's play

[@watcher8582]

The NFT is still a liquid asset. You don't purchase game access for 3k, you purchase an NFT people are willing to pay 3k for, and whoever is the holder can also play the game. If the market agrees (atm. it does), you don't lose money with the purchase, you don't spend the USD like you buy food. You just change asset from USD to that token.

[@jamesglover2251]

Here Charlie is yet again proving his supernatural ability to garner interest in shit that nobody else even knows exists

[@phantomwolf2141]

@@Instabruh.User.. man both of u are copy past apes

[@domainexpansion-boosiefade]

a perfect example of this is his video about the san francisco shit map😂

[@alaaaaa1061]

Can y’all report chaos king angel of death grim reaper yorha 2b

[@skibdibvy]

*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ than Penguinz0* 😂😂.,...

[@skibdibvy]

*ЌіІІ ўоЏгЅеІf, І Маќе Веттеѓ vіdеоѕ* ,.,.. 🤣😆😆😆

[@deadpool425fjf8]

Imagine paying a few thousand dollars just to play a shockwave game from 2005.

[@aes0p895]

I love that they couldn't even be bothered to hire someone to do the voiceover that doesn't sound like they're choking on their own neckbeard.

[@arandomguy46]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo i aint fallen for that shit again

[@super8bitable]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo Ok

[@Boredness90]

it really doesnt sound that bad as you’re making it out to be LMFAO

[@LavaSaver]

@@Boredness90 Yeah, the voice actor is probably unrelated to NFTs

[@parkerlong2658]

@@LavaSaver I mean the game would be a cool indie game if it wasnt literally financially just scum

[@isuckatusernames4297]

that looks like the type of ads you would see in a cartoon about a game the main character's brother is addicted to, so they have to go to the headquarters of the game publisher

[@artikz7349]

Oddly specific

[@isuckatusernames4297]

@@artikz7349 it even has the same type of naming convention tol

[@tjenadonn6158]

Exactly. This feels like a game made up by the sort of people who hate video games.

[@C.Ross_Faded]

8:41 I spent countless hours, days, weeks of my life grinding on that Ed, Edd, n Eddy game. Holy shit, memory unlocked. I also remember loving the Foster’s Homes Games specifically Cheese’s Unicorn Adventure and the Halloween RPG where you went around the neighborhood collecting candy and fighting baddies. I used to love the kids flash games websites. Disney was great too, so much grinding on the Suite Life game.

[@tajee_y9936]

People who make nfts will be like “you’re just hating” and then things like dookie dash will exist like you can’t make this up

[@hilal8461]

well yeah i mean hes really ill informed and mostly everything hes said in this video is nonsense, apes are worth 130k US, they dipped to about 70k at one point and are up quite a bit if you bought the dip. The entire package of all the free stuff you got airdropped is worth another 120k ish so a quarter mill for the entire package. The sewer passes were also free and they only cost 3100 cuz thts the secondary price, high demand. Thats the cool thing about nfts, if you dont want to play or your not interested you can always sell your assets to others who are vs with traditional video games its really difficult, most stuff is locked in game, and theres no way to truly verify the ownership of digital assets, nfts give you that possibility of true digital verification

[@tjenadonn6158]

@@hilal8461 Someone's pissed they lost their house playing Sharty Party. How does it feel knowing that the people yours handing your money to are literally telling you to your face that you're flushing your money down the toilet and you're still dumb enough to fall for it?

[@mikehall3976]

Please be satire

[@hilal8461]

@@tjenadonn6158 what do you mean, i paid like 600$ for a few apes and have sold 2 for a combined 500k and still hold one cuz its fun. Also have made around 300k from other nfts. The community hears all the outside noise but tbh none of them care and it kinda jus adds fuel to the fire

[@hilal8461]

@@mikehall3976 unfortunately its the truth

[@Wampa842]

These are the kinds of people who burst out laughing and wheezing for half an hour because somebody whispered "poopie".

[@flameshana9]

Nah, NTFs are beneath those of us who laugh at poopie jokes.... Heh. I said poopie 💩

[@NetBattler]

I'm fine with toilet humor but it has limit

[@BushMaster420circle]

@@NetBattler yeah because itll overflow :)

[@amy-leacoopertwiggyvonlea8969]

@@BushMaster420circle haha

[@NetBattler]

@@BushMaster420circle 😭😭

[@pigonnigal5735]

I feel like I just watched an extended cut of an introduction to a Jackbox game

[@Dantprime]

The more I see these kinda things getting made and people buying into it, the more I am reminded of that old story "The Emperor's New Clothes" that I read as a kid.

[@nintendoboy3605]

Is it that story about the "clothes" that "if you're unable to see you're a fool?"

[@viczofrenia]

@@nintendoboy3605 yes it is.

[@NetBattler]

@@nintendoboy3605 ironic that doraemon made this reference in one of the episode

[@alexh2413]

The difference is that in this version of events the Emperor put the tailors to work making more "clothes" and scamming people in other kingdoms instead of getting dressed

[@cryptophasia8511]

Yes relying on third parties to hold your digital items is like being naked. NFTs allow user to hold their own assets. NFT users are called fools because they do not agree with big companies holding all their digital stuff.

[@jamesburk8145]

I want to take that video back in time and show someone and just say "this is what money from the future looks like."

[@kaylaHat]

They're more like the snake oil from the future

[@P-P-Panda]

That would be hilarious

[@NaudVanDalen]

Then they end up buying ETH and becoming a billionaire.

[@Polygonlin]

Id go back to the 1920s and tell them "This is what setting the Slaves Free has done to our Nation" LOL 😂 😂

[@NetBattler]

@@Polygonlin 💀

[@seangiglio]

I will give them credit, this is the only NFT game to come out in a finished state

[@manticoresden1015]

Charlie reaction to hearing that the bored ape game was real Is like being told your adopted

[@gasterthemaster6490]

@Darktion ...you have 3 videos and two of them sound like conspiracy (I'm not gonna watch them, I have dignity).

[@lucifermagne7458]

​@@gasterthemaster6490 it's a bot

[@cmdrdyland]

I love how at 3:37 he did the exact same pose as the character in the shot moments before it popped up on screen. Charlie is truly a time traveler.

[@alanspirand880]

That *Every ape can buy a sewer passage* part seems like the most self-aware thing they've ever produced.

[@nekosaiyajin8529]

Holy shit that the most meta shit ever

[@willsmith5076]

Im kinda positive that they do this on purpose, you are getting your investors to explore shit sewers

[@spoopypooooo]

that's not what they said, they said 'claim a sewer pass' because they were free the price charlie said was resale price

[@anubarak9184]

@@nekosaiyajin8529 as meta as the verse gets

[@cryptophasia8511]

as pootie tang is true to say "they were free". Alan Spirand said "ape can buy", which is false.

[@Anukii]

Honestly, them using toilet humor to advertise nfts & themselves is ironically fitting

[@voiceofreason4551]

NFT bros: do not screenshot our apes, it's a crime Also: 4:08 😂😂😂

[@MeguSplosion]

Make a nft of the screenshot

[@ironwolf5802]

I'm already praying that EA doesn't get the idea for people to pay per hour. Even as an April fools joke, I'm sure they'll try it.

[@flameshana9]

Oh they will. It'll just take another year or so before they try it. They always learn about things well after the fact for some reason.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

A game like that requires a controller that gives me fellatio before I pay per hour.

[@ForgedinPrint]

That model already kind of exists, just per month instead of per hour.

[@stormwarrior5362]

The NFT prices look exactly like the trajectory of a cannonball that was shot at the sun.

[@Goosee357]

"It costs four hundred thousand dollars to play this game for twelve seconds."

[@Zanzabarchocolate]

Holy shit. Charlie mentioned Addicting Games and I had a blast from the past with that statement. I immediately went to see if it was still online and I played a game of Tanks. That was like a nostalgia blast.

[@mildlymarvelous]

Seeing that Bored Apes are no longer popular… it fills you with determination

[@xhydrox]

Who's gonna tell him they're still worth $130k....

[@mildlymarvelous]

@@xhydrox Ok bro, enjoy your money sink

[@nintendoboy3605]

​@@xhydroxIt seems there are still people defending NFT's The power of knowing how to manage money shines within you

[@davidfeddanigga54]

@@xhydrox Theyre worth 4 cents rn tf you talking about💀💀💀

[@Tzill]

@David Feddanigga idc about nfts but he's right, they still go for around 100k+. Hating nfts is fun and all but ignoring facts is cope

[@elcatrinc1996]

Ah dude, there was this Ed, Edd and Eddy game about candies, you had tobuild a contraption to guide the falling candy to the correct bag or something, it was great! also, that same style, but it was a hamster going from one tower to the other, you had limited pieces and a giant cat was eyeing you, waiting for you to fall, i adored that game

[@StreakyBaconMan]

I couldn't help but laugh at cryptobros being told to screenshot something. They'd probably be in a panic wondering if they stole an NFT if they hit the screenshot key.

[@cryptophasia8511]

Cryptobros be screenshotting this comment. Look at this guy StreakyBaconMan! He doesn't understand the concept of digital ownership.

[@StreakyBaconMan]

@@cryptophasia8511 Stay mad that your NFTs are now worth nothing.

[@cryptophasia8511]

@@StreakyBaconMan Your statements are demonstrably false

[@StreakyBaconMan]

@@cryptophasia8511 Your NFTs are demonstrably worthless

[@IronInforcersecond]

@@StreakyBaconMan Charlie doesn't even mention that these expensive NFTs to play the game were free. If you owned an ape you got one without paying.

[@sinjin8576]

The sad part if this didnt have any actual NFT connection this would have been a pretty good joke game

[@daltonsmith8546]

8:41 the cart bash game was the best

[@vincentkarlsson4481]

Charlie is the fun uncle we all want

[@KingKobra49]

Yo! I make entertaining videos as well. I know I am not the best rn but give me an opportunity,and I won’t fail to put a smile on your face! I appreciate you thanks❣️

[@UnitedGaming_12]

Lord Hanuman Ki Kasam Subbe Karo Nahi Toh😭😭

[@DubYuhGChoppa]

Funcle

[@kk_butterfly]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo stop

[@dazza761]

Yeah not like the other uncle. He thinks what he does is fun but it's really not.😶

[@josephsoria8974]

Kira covered this one a week or so ago, and it’s already been confirmed that people are cheating in this browser based NFT game 😂

[@tjenadonn6158]

People cheating at a get rich quick scheme? Say it ain't so! And this was supposed to be the future of gaming. Yeah, I'm sure FromSoft and Toby Fox are quaking in their boots.

[@Bravo-Tango]

@@tjenadonn6158 Lil bro said Toby Fox

[@geistgrace6452]

Toby Fox went from small indie dev, to full on collaborations with Nintendo.

[@the_new_guy]

I actually knew a bit about this thing on the day of launch. I play endless mobile games so this was literally my territory when it comes to games. Apparently you could get the game for free if I messaged a guy, and some of my friends did just that, but I haven't heard anything relating to the game since the end of January, not surprised about that. Also I forgot to mention that my friends achieved scores of about 250,000 with no extra lives, so not only is that random guy in shambles after buying the game, he didn't even do well.

[@RackyuX]

3:55 'So keep those sewer passes nearby so we can rug pull you and then you can't sell them for shit'

[@EctoBabble]

Now I just want to play all the old Cartoon Network games. Those were some memories!

[@green7449]

Holy shit I forgot about those. My god what a nostalgia trip you just gave me.

[@yhwhiskng]

The courage cowardly dog game where you solve the mystery in the house. Or that other game where its all the old school CN characters in some party and you gotta find a bunch of stuff. The world was big, great games & times

[@noahfessenden6478]

@@yhwhiskng I remember sinking good time into Ed-Lunchables myself. That and Star Wars: Clone Wars Planetary Forces.

[@endisendis123]

lego star wars flash games and that one game where you played a football match using characters from the CN verse were peak

[@EctoBabble]

@YHWH yes! That was one of my favorites!

[@Maros554]

"The future of gaming" "You'll pay 2 APECOIN for a powershart pack. Are you sure?"

[@driesvanheeswijk1633]

The NFT market is one of the most interesting things ever, literally no intrinsic value and humanity is still wasting so much time, money and effort on it with the hopes of individual gain... The NFT bros deserve it tenfold

[@flameshana9]

People who bought art for millions of dollars be like: I'm 10 centuries ahead of you

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

​@@flameshana9Thing is, art is made by passionate people. I wouldn't call NFTs driven by passion.

[@NetBattler]

@@flameshana9 Still better than brought nft "arts"

[@bigdingus9333]

@@flameshana9 art has physical and historical value. Whilst NFTs are quite literally just a string of code

[@skibdibvy]

*MY CONTENT WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 HAHAHA!* 🤣

[@FrostyFin]

"mommy mommy I'm a business man!" "what did our little business man bought?" "I bought poopcoins" "Wtf"

[@devastatheseeker9967]

They're literally saying "pay to get a digital shit key"

[@ceoatcrystalsoft4942]

This is the sewer game from Spyro, except that was literally one section of a full level of one game. You dived down in the Dino desert town to find eggs in Year of the Dragon

[@amy-leacoopertwiggyvonlea8969]

Thats EXACTLY what I thought of when it came up on screen lol

[@jamesburk8145]

Ah cartoon network games. My favorites were the Billy and Mandy halloween platformer (Harem Scare em?) and the Teen Titans fighting game that you could actually play 2 player on the same keyboard. Many hours as a kid lost to those.

[@dantheanimator5072]

Freaky Freezeday? (Although I vaguely rem the one you are talking about, it was among the most played so they made part 2 FF) I worked on that game and Kids Next Door water raft game. We were very proud of them, was a lot of fun working at CN New Media

[@AJWEXIST]

DUDE YES BOTH OF THOSE GAMES WERE FIRE ASF, cannot remember exact names either, but there were those two ed edd n eddy games, the food fight one and the demolition derby one! Those were my shit, too! Thanks for the nostalgia man! I’m pretty sure there was a game that was just Eddy skating on a half pipe and it was kickass too

[@dantheanimator5072]

@@AJWEXIST haha oh hell yes the food fight (man Ed, Edd and Eddy was as good ass show) I can’t believe I can’t rem a lot of those names after 100s of hours on them and being like “nah people and esp kids are going to notice that, let me kill myself fixing these things” I rem skipping a trip where CN rented out a whole theater room for 2nd Harry Potter movie just to keep working on games. They thought I was insane but I didn’t share I wasn’t a huge fan of movies at the time for fear of being alienated hahaha

[@AJWEXIST]

@@dantheanimator5072 dude thank YOU for the work put in! Those were all great pastimes for me. Super surreal to be having a conversation with someone who had a hand in my fun on the internet as a child. I don’t think kid me would have ever thought this would happen, and I know it’s not the BIGGEST DEAL but it’s a full circle moment I didn’t think I’d have! Thanks Dan! Ed, Edd n Eddy was fire as hell I’d love to see a source-material based reboot

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

When SpongeBob finds Gary robbing a bank: 3:42

[@_M-_-C_]

This game will be bigger than Hogwarts, PLEASE take my money! There is nothing better than giving my hard earned money away for virtual shit. The ABSOLUTE excitement of seeing my bank account sitting at 0.000.19 is amazing

[@_M-_-C_]

@@Instabruh.User.. OMG bro thats amazing. Thanks for letting me know. I will sleep ALOT better tonight

[@bmkbbk123]

@@_M-_-C_ (Not a lie)

[@_M-_-C_]

@@bmkbbk123 (not a bot)

[@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731]

@@Instabruh.User.. You're right man, you're not a bot, you're an attention seeking child

[@justcraig5194]

Hogwarts only costs a little over 0.04eth. I got the sewer pass for free but I’ve been playing both. Playing this reminded me a bit of the Egg Trials from Ready Player One except I wasn’t Parzival 😂. Pretty fun but not something to devote all your time to playing. Obviously I enjoyed Hogwarts Legacy more. But it’s all just what I choose to spend my free time on. Helps that I’m essentially retired and unemployed. When you’re on vacation, it’s hard not to spend money 😅

[@dantheanimator5072]

I worked and tested a lot of those awesome CN web games at CN New Media, was a lot of fun and we were proud of them. I did Billy and Mandy Freaky Freezday and Kids Next Door water raft game. Was around the time that CN owned Family Guy so we got to watch a lot of dailies and episodes that nobody had seen while Cartoon Network played the first 2 seasons over n over if i rem correctly But I was also part of CN first film which was Aqua Teen Hunger Force (when Clone Wars movie came out, i rem CN kept saying “Cartoon Networks FIRST full length FILM!!!!” I was like nah lol). But hanging in the Adult Swim, Toonami and NM sides were awesome but everyone would say how much they loved our web games and Adult Swim games soon followed with some bangers. Thanks for the nice trip down memory lane

[@FlamerGamer135]

6:54 someone take that out of context please

[@LifeWulf]

Charlie just summoned a childhood memory with that Dexter’s Lab game mention

[@hedgiagames4205]

my sunday afternoon consisted of taking a fat dab, making a sandwich, and then seeing charlie get to shit all over BAPES because he was right. today is a fantastic day.

[@austinsmith7731]

Sounds like a beautiful sunday

[@brynndotcom5703]

This has inspired me to go get stoned

[@BigtimeBigA]

BAPes has been one of the best performing NFTs of the entire bear market, it’s down barely 9% over past year, go pull it up. Stock market performance for past year is down 21.47%, I just checked, so Bapes outperforming US stock market

[@kovudiangelo7734]

@@BigtimeBigA 📸📸📸☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@hedgiagames4205]

@@austinsmith7731 it has been. I hope you and everyone has been chill today

[@DaEzChez]

if you really wanna get into how far they have fallen, im watching this 10 months later and this is my first time hearing of it

[@LilyKittyCatto]

6 months after your comment, first time i heard of this… and im someone who likes to check up on the NFT scene to laugh!

[@DaEzChez]

@@LilyKittyCatto that's hilarious. i barely remember what this video was about, some weird scam, right?

[@SeanMcGehee]

Best Cartoon Network game was the vacation island one! Top-down RPG style thing where you talked with characters from every cartoon, I miss it so much.

[@horngatekeeper]

Dude, you just unlocked a core memory for me

[@richie404]

Charlie's reaction to the video was so funny. Spending that much money for 3 weeks of Gameplay is just absolutely Insane..

[@watcher8582]

This is a misunderstanding. People who bought the token can play the game, but they still own the token which they can resell, currently for around $3k. You buy in to the ecosystem and it ought to deliver. It's not like purchasing food with dollar that you then consume, it's rather buying a liquid asset, say like Canadian dollars, for USD. Or like a house, in that you can also resell it. But while we can draw comparisons, it's also neither of those two things. It comes with a promise like buying a concert ticket or a news paper or netflix subscription. Except that there's also asset exchanges that none of the creators need to manage themselves. It's little in itself, but needs context.

[@peoplewhoplaygames]

@@watcher8582 Sounds stupid. I feel sorry for the idiots that are invested in this scam to that point.

[@ekko6209]

@@watcher8582lol Nfts are shit dude stop wasting ur money and do real work

[@drygimangdrminjak8177]

​@@watcher8582 so you pay 90k... and resell for 3k? sounds idiotic, if you pay 500k for a house you can still resell it for the same price

[@rogeliocano9536]

@@drygimangdrminjak8177 You can sell it for even me if you do some changes. These nft’s have zero value once hype completely dies.

[@shaquilleoatmeall]

I’ve seen more people talking abt this “game” in the 6 hours after Charlie posed this video than the whole time it was originally announced.

[@Mishap_p]

This is one of those story’s where someone would say they need to see it to believe it or “i am not making this up”

[@GuyWithAHat_GWAH]

Ironic how shitty, automated and algorithmic NFTs actually look, but to be totally honest I really like some of the art/animation behind this project. Such a shame the embarrassment it's attached to.

[@CrumbyBumbis]

Holy shit the mention of old cartoon network games brought back so many memories, I spent hours playing the evil con Carne & courage the cowardly dog ones, but my favorite was cartoon cartoons: summer resort

[@pteroid11]

‘Open Sewer’ describes the entire enterprise pretty well

[@henrygreen2096]

If I were bored Ape devs I would absolutely quote Charlie out of context of him calling the game “So Cool, hype” at 1:40

[@GuyIncognito-111]

“Ok, ok guys, no, guys, they aren’t a scam guys. Ok, ok, so, I just spent $3,500 for a Sewer Pass to the Dookey Dash game. No, guys, you don’t get it, it isn’t a scam, it’s the future of gaming. It does not look like a 2007 flash game! No, guys, it’s a good investment, guys, I’ve got Apes and Doggos, and we’re gonna summon Gary for the summoning. No, my humor is not outdated, guys! Guys, it’s a really good game, trust me! It’s the future of gaming, guys!”

[@richie404]

1:12 Bro, as soon as that show, it straight up cut me off to The Burger King Ad. 💀

[@latergator9622]

I always love when scam games are just a mini game in any other title.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

I can't believe this "game" is actually real. This looks like a parody game I would expect to find on Newgrounds.

[@Swaggerpede]

I used to play the evil concarne battle island game with my dad a lot back In the day, thank you for unlocking that memory

[@kookiebird28]

Charlie running off to have his own dookey dash at the end had me crying 😂🤣💩 make sure your cams off or they be stealing that content for the next level 🤣

[@thenichearchives]

8:55 God dammit Charlie 😆

[@Kastafore]

8:18 W-... was that a sphincter transition screen..? They're literally telling the players they're pieces of shit.

[@peoplewhoplaygames]

The mental gymnastics you have to perform to, invest into this game, convince yourself that its a good game, and to try and convince everyone else its a good game.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Just to the lose to the data miner who coded a program designed to flawlessly win every time.

[@minussoup9183]

The whole nft concept summarized in one sentence: ‘Giving someone else your money with extra steps.’

[@Damned616]

my favorite is the one on atlantis on dvd, you used the remote to control to move lol

[@sunnivathebest846]

Pretty funny how this game really represents its theme perfectly

[@MemoriesDestroyUs]

3:10 this flash game was called 3d missile game i remember playing it all the time in middle school lmfao

[@vincenthernandez2242]

I watched Yong Yea talk about this the other day and all I could think is "They're really just laughing at the people who buy into this. They are literally selling shit jokes"

[@tjenadonn6158]

Literally telling their marks to flush their money down the toilet. And their marks are dumb enough to do it anyways.

[@ArchieRatsworth]

The marks think they're in on the joke and its all 'ironic' and 'clever

[@XavierTheRed]

I would love for this to be a massive social experiment lol

[@MarioFan-qe9ic]

this is as if EA and Supreme made a game together

[@chiisuigintou]

2:00 lol, I've spend €4.500 on a small plot of farm land. The only thing I can do with it, is use it to grow crops, perhaps place a greenhouse and maybe store some of my stuff on it, which primary will be building materials 4 cosplays, but gosh, to spend that much money on a game like that? What in the name of Pora Elinu is wrong with those people? Are there even people like that? Why not spend that money on Idk, Moi Même Moitié, Angelic Pretty, innocent world, Metamorphose, Baby the stars shine bright, or something? Even if they don't wear the clothes, at least they can still sell it, plus if they buy limited editions only, retail value will only go up. 4 example, a black Moi Même Moitié with blue iron gate imprint, can cost like €1200 or more, While the original price was more like €275 or so. ( Prices are wild in lolita fashion. Ikr )

[@Tilinista777]

Hi fellow lolita

[@chiisuigintou]

@@Tilinista777 hi ^w^

[@TheRealMario0335]

Looks like fun, wish it was some sort of free-to-play mobile game with in-app purchases

[@generic840]

8:30 i remenber that one, idiot me back then passed countless times ""accidentally"" lasering the chickens