Twitch Chat and I invaded Europe with Artificial Intelligence

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[@DougDoug]

this is a new series we're calling "A.I. Invasion", I absolutely love it, new episode next week invading the USA

[@beansterW]

next up :invading mars edit: I am off to predict what will happen in 2374

[@d.cmorgan7276]

Honestly one of if not the funniest video I've seen in years, well done man

[@GonBeGreat]

Cool

[@GonBeGreat]

We deserve to be invaded, DougDoug for president.

[@frozencascade]

This is a great series!

[@abyschaaf6985]

The fact that chat flawlessly executed a rescue of their God Emperor from hell, while Doug randomly was unable to ally with the Netherlands because the king was gay has me dying

[@mrbloxer5364]

The chat literally dominated the game lol

[@danieldavid3766]

This is a great quote to use out of context

[@siin9522]

*LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

[@absurddive]

Dougtopian Empire: WE HAVE A LIST OF EVERY SINGLE EUROPEAN LEADER AND THEIR WEAKNESS! WE BEG YOU JOIN US AND TAKE THE ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR OURSELVES! Interested? Netherland's leader: he he he. *I'M GAY~*

[@jojogacha974]

@@absurddive chatopia: yo god emporor God emporor: yo *joins chatopia*

[@whitemountain_]

I love the fact that every single one of Chatistan's popes cannot physically help it but to run into the fucking woods at the smallest hint of danger

[@blakksheep736]

And that piano sound effect killed me.

[@agayelephant]

I mean, does the Pope shit in the woods?

[@Kamirasu]

@@agayelephant where the holiness does his business, is his business

[@TemplarWarden]

Considering where the Empire of Chatistan ends up, not a bad idea.

[@egghound_flopper]

popes are like deer

[@worstspytf2824]

Chat: "Seduce Luxenberg" Doug: "No, it has to make some logical sense" *3 videos later* Chat: Tries to seduce the zoo's welcome sign

[@dragonic4239]

I see no problem with this

[@johnoh.5906]

Must’ve meant logistical sense

[@dazcarrr]

the only issue was that he'd just invaded luxembourg, otherwise it'd be fine

[@landlighterfirestar5550]

As long as it's consistent, who cares what the rules are!

[@leaf_up]

That means that hell can now compete in Eurovision

[@elloo98]

Having seen eurovision many times, I'm not convinced that they weren't competing already.

[@dorchcorporation7578]

I mean, if australia can in real life, then I guess hell can too

[@Exayevie]

Insert "always has been" meme here 🤣

[@frankfranksen7467]

France is already in though?

[@prageruwu69]

what do you mean? the british have always been part of eurovision????? 🤨🤨🤨

[@Latska]

Twitch chat starting in Vatican City and ending with marrying Satan is such a classic Twitch chat move.

[@lootjunior]

True didn't even notice that one. It truly was as if the AI became sentient to perfectly represent twitch chat

[@joeisdude]

This is why twitch chat is the main character

[@SnuggsMcDuff]

The diplomatic equivalent of setting yourself on fire in the bathroom

[@telph3223]

There is still a resistance movement of the pope and her army of rouge girlboss warriors. I saw this battle is far from over even if dougtopia is out of the fight.

[@mal0gen]

@our hero ok

[@stefanorarinsson5360]

Twitch chat: "let's research and invent gunpowder" AI: "YOU INVENT CANONS, STRAPP THEM ONTO HORSES AND BLOW UP FRANCE!!"

[@amethyphoenix]

@Joshua Roehl yes, a comment bot is finally here. Piss off, will you

[@peakay5769]

@Joshua Roehl what is it?

[@Junipart]

@@peakay5769 a bot, ignore and report it

[@rshardex]

Twitch chat: can we get guns? Ai: Well, horse canons it is

[@4Nulla]

The AI clearly knows what twitch chat wants.

[@janajanuar]

I love how strong Luxembourg was in this. In reality a single person with a pitchfork could probably take over Luxembourg if they really wanted to

[@plasmakitten4261]

Fun fact: In WW2 Luxembourg resisted the Nazi invasion for longer than Denmark.

[@spidey1100]

That's where you're wrong. The god emperor of Luxembourg has two pitchforks.

[@JesusChristTheQueerProfit]

​@@plasmakitten4261team Luxembourg forever

[@Daniel-jk6ve]

@@spidey1100Mein-Got!

[@wesbrown18]

NovelAI dev here: There's a much better model than Clio, Kayra. Thanks for using us!

[@matthewharner1744]

Ok

[@monsterberger7728]

Jesus that is a lot

[@any1alive]

hoipefully he sees this for next time XD

[@Super_Pizzaman5]

I think its hilarious it was easier to release a god emperor from hell then convince the pope to come out of the forest

[@guacamole8683]

Out of all the hilarious stuff here, this is the one thing that made me laugh the hardest. That is such a good observation, Jesus Christ..

[@abd_h5121]

LMFAO

[@modulusshift]

I think we finally have the answer to "does the Pope shit in the woods"

[@guacamole8683]

@@modulusshift He.. no wait, *she* sure does

[@paralixis4500]

How the fuck did this became warhammer for a moment, with chat having a god emperor, and a all woman army (adepta sororitas, or sisters of battle)

[@sarahfeng]

the fact that dougtopia managed to invent battle bears and then lose them in a singular turn to their own allies, no less, while chatistan was just given a giant fire-breathing god emperor completely unprompted...........are we sure twitch chat isn't secretly controlling this ai

[@zedmercury2605]

RIGGED?

[@namelessworm1879]

@@zedmercury2605 No, it was just planned from the start

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

@@namelessworm1879 *The game was rigged from the start*

[@thexp905]

I think it's fair to say, that this is a game where chaos rules, and that is what chat always excels at.

[@riverquest3239]

We didnt even start on the fact that the god emperor was given to twitch chat during *DOUGS TURN*

[@lucinda_null]

Every time it shows the Pope AI generated image I laugh again

[@varethedemon]

The single piano note every time we see the picture of the escaping Pope is killing me every time.

[@aidenst.laurent8879]

the hollow knight ost is crazy

[@spungbopscarepans]

i love how it gets slightly shorter each time

[@jaredduncan8495]

I love that chat started with the Pope, a prominent religious figure, and ended with a political marriage to Satan. An absolute 180 on it all, really.

[@thrawncaedusl717]

Don’t forget, the girlboss pope is still in the woods somewhere leading a resistance (I really wanted DougDoug to try to partner with her), so Europe may yet escape the clutches of Chatistan.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

The question is, did the Pope always run away because (s)he knew their people were a bunch of Satanists? Or did the people turn to Satan for guidance because the Pope wasn't doing their job?

[@LORdREDSTOneNR1]

Actually I don't think they were married. I didn't watch the stream, but what the text in the video shows is that Satan REFUSES the marriage, but agrees to an ALLIANCE to rule all of Europe. We'll have to wait and see where that leads.

[@captainpep3]

@@LORdREDSTOneNR1 yeah Satan is a good Christian boy. Wait…

[@pylotlight]

Actually it's not that far from reality.. pope is not good.

[@dazcarrr]

Doug has max charisma but keeps rolling a natural 1, and twitch chat has zero stats but keeps getting 20s

[@thelqualomee1040]

this is insanely accurate

[@IconicDuckling489]

Very true. You know how artificers are encoutaged to flavour their spells to be machines... well doug has charm person: BEER

[@tvgaming2132]

Truly the most accurate representation of dnd

[@physix6180]

Nah bro chat has max wisdom

[@dazcarrr]

@@physix6180 but no intelligence

[@TheCommandiestBro]

Congrats to the guy at 17:47 who said let’s make a pope cloning machine

[@Mister_BIack]

Me: "Oh hey, DougDoug started in my home country Germany. I wonder how he will start his adventure." DougDoug: *starts attacking surrounding countries* Me: "Yep, that seems familiar."

[@mlpfanboy1701]

And of course his first target was Switzerland.

[@plasmakitten4261]

@@mlpfanboy1701 soooo historically accurate amirite

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

I mean, he needs the beer. So…

[@alextinsley574]

@@plasmakitten4261 it was many years before.... wait hang on wouldn't it be the Germanic tribe?

[@theantagonist801]

@@alextinsley574 It would be the Holy Roman Empire, assuming the time period was A.D. 1000

[@BlueLiminality]

"The Pope is a girl, by the way," is a sentence I'll be sprinkling in casual conversation from now on.

[@bonegloveGG]

I'd love to hear that conversation.

[@Derkosson]

Popess Joan.

[@nokia-gm8gv]

lol

[@niko5008]

Pope juana

[@MaddeningFly]

There might have been a woman pope in medieval times, pope Joan... or it might have been 13th century fake news, who knows...

[@mranderson9553]

i love how the ai on doug's side was torn between him being a friendly beer dad and some super schemer who sets up dastardly traps everwhere

[@Puppylover720]

@here is the full clip no.

[@hihey229]

Just you wait until you meet Dougkota's Army General....

[@hawkdracano3840]

marriages*

[@jodonthesith7172]

I mean that does perfectly describe Doug

[@MrJackson_Blue]

Dadstardly traps

[@Swuiddy0086]

I love how half the time the AI decides to ignore what's its given and makes its own story based on what it already knew

[@conwaysquest6961]

The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg being one of the most contested territories in this entire conflict, and the place where chatistan revealed they had dark sorcery.

[@thatguynamedgeorge9218]

The Queen and the Dougtopian Emperor constantly forgetting that they already met via dementia was the icing on the cake.

[@funnynameforme4091]

its funnier cause the Queen has been dead for like 5 days now when the video came out

[@JustSomePleb]

@@funnynameforme4091 what the hell

[@amentco8445]

@@JustSomePleb HILRSOUS!!!!!

[@funnynameforme4091]

@@JustSomePleb The Queen of England is dead how have you not heard?

[@rugalbernstein5913]

@@funnynameforme4091 no, I'm sure they heard, just, how does that make it 'funnier' at all?

[@citrusmaximus7379]

I love chat spamming "RIGGED" when anything even remotely good happens for Dougtopia

[@WeirdDog18]

And in the end they ended up getting the ai's favor

[@mr.dr.kaiser4912]

Except when there was a marriage, in which case they were spamming "DIVORCE." It checks out, though.

[@themarked2820]

Ok, It's not even been a minute and from what I see this is a simple game of "Alcoholism VS Christianity"

[@LORdREDSTOneNR1]

Hmmm yes Christianity...

[@Lazare7782]

@@LORdREDSTOneNR1chatistanity

[@husky0098]

@@Lazare7782 Chat insanity

[@hyhena-gaming9986]

@@Lazare7782divorchatisitianity

[@AstroGames2809]

@@hyhena-gaming9986 chatsatanity

[@Dubyahh]

Lmao poor Doug the AI was screwing him at literally every turn while giving random god powers to chat every chance it got hahaha

[@mighty_spirit8532]

That invasion of Luxembourg when Doug was trying to take it from chat with the painted horses basically turned into a Monthy Python skit.

[@f.e.gviper1601]

Oh wow lol that sounds exactly like something something that would actually happen in the movie 😂

[@mothkeytv]

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Like a scene straight out of Holy Grail!

[@noonstar3435]

"What about my horse?" "It's not actually a Dougtopian horse, but a Chatistani horse merely painted to look as such!" Ye I can see it

[@mothkeytv]

@@noonstar3435 "what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden horse?" "What, a Dougtopian horse or a Chatistani horse?"

[@Juanthemovie]

Everytime Chat loses a pope into the woods I like to think all the popes formed together to make a pope village in the forest

[@pokegard]

Vatican 2.0

[@justalemon965]

Chatistan should attempt to conquer pope village next tume

[@manupm9161]

@@pokegard *"new Vatican City"*

[@flameepidemic4839]

😂

[@balckfire344]

hidden villige of the pope

[@tomnovy3476]

"their starting resource is.." " *POPE.* " damn man i never knew the pope was a resource

[@aqua3234]

Twitch chat has a habit of requiring a pope for these AI stories.

[@neco5740]

It's literally the only resource Vatican City has, so yes he is

[@jojogacha974]

@@aqua3234this was the start. This is what started the pope obsession

[@S.1.L]

Finest example of German diplomacy: "Please drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please"

[@Yougotcaged102]

This comment deserves more likes

[@Charlys787]

Ist wirklich so, komm uns mal besuchen. :)

[@prismaticc_abyss]

as a german I can confirm but also come drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please

[@arti2901deer]

And then expands to east ...

[@riccardocalosso5688]

And then you discover that it's ok, but the Belgian is better.

[@lucarobert6164]

Twitch Chat: -Literaly kills the Pope -Has Gunicorns -Brings their God Emperor back from Hell -Makes a pact with Satan Doug Doug: -Beer

[@toebrother]

And a girlboss army

[@ChaoZzBladex]

dont forget doug had a list of all european leaders whatever thats worth. xD

[@brutusthebear9050]

Twitch chat while highly in the lead: rigged!

[@lucarobert6164]

@@ChaoZzBladex I mean yeah he has that list but...have you tried his beer?

[@waspennator]

@@ChaoZzBladex And the Battle Bears.............. which he lost immediately to Switzerland despite being allies.

[@stiLLa2000]

this is by far the greatest piece of viewer interaction and entertainment I've ever seen on Twitch!

[@limitbreak2966]

33:43 the way this whole horse encounter went makes it seem like the horses are like super weapons almost like giant mechs but a horse instead, and that the Doug’s empower is trying to regain his horse, which chatistani empower is standing on, except it’s not and the horse not being guarded is his. And somehow having no weapons or armor makes someone invincible somehow in this lore LMAO. And then it just got into a time loop and kept repeating

[@benjaminmatthews9237]

"Chatistan looking for their God Emporer" How the hell did this turn into a warhammer 40k fantasy

[@theriddler6994]

They even got Sororitas in two turns!

[@julioalejandrocruz6356]

Well, tbh, they did have the Sororitas and two ecclesiarchs so that kinda works out

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Humans in 40k: the Emperor returning _is_ quite the fantasy... 😢

[@breadmoment7018]

Took me 10 minutes to find a 40K comment finally

[@goldenexperiencerequiem4714]

They literally rescued the god emperor from the warp

[@CaseyLabAnimations]

The AI when Doug tries to do anything: You get drunk and fight your own allies and they kill all your bears. The Dutch leader won't ally with you because he's gay. The AI when Chat tries to do anything: Sure, here you go! It's not even your turn but I turned your Emperor into a god and had him single-handedly stop Doug's takeover of Luxembourg! :)

[@Charles-xp2md]

Genuinely Rigged in chat's favor

[@ahmedtheguy3634]

Gardan Ramsay meme

[@skyblade7438]

And then the Pope runs away.

[@appelofdoom8211]

The Netherlands was the first countries to legalize gay marriage in modern day. So I guess it's not that weird.

[@overloader7900]

@@skyblade7438 I mean, they did make an alliance with Satan

[@mistertwister2000]

Name a more iconic duo than The Pope and fleeing into the forest

[@sansventura7199]

17:25 Doug This is why you should just take the win when it says “you win” in giant bold letters

[@MinoriGaming]

the plot twist of the Chatistani Emperor being a ruthless giant god with dragon's breath was so out of left field it just DESTROYED me.

[@Nathan-wp9cq]

I interpreted it as the god emperor being an entirely different entity to the chatistani emperor, being a creature of war and rage the chatistani emperor on the other hand is the one married to the female pope, and the supreme moderator works under the chatistani emperor

[@joelfilho2625]

The leadership of the Chatistani Empire is similarly strange, disorganized and convoluted: The Supreme Moderator appears to be mostly responsible for the military affairs of the country, personally leading armies and such, while the Emperor deals with courtly politics and diplomacy, unknowingly, however, the Emperor has an alter-ego/doppelganger in the form of the Giant Scary God Emperor, who is a Giant, flying, psychic, fire-breathing Lord of Chaos and War. Their rule is something of Triumvirate, while the God-Emperor, somehow is simultaneously Overlord and Subject of the other two. Very few can understand the intricacies of the chatistani political and Dynastic system, but they are often recorded as being fond of it despite their complications, as evidenced by the comment of a particular citizen who, after witnessing the massacre at Luxembourg, declared "that's my emperor pog".

[@dantecase4810]

i was cry laughing the whole section

[@arqueiroXD]

The worst part it was not out of left field. In the invansion of france it said that the french understood the true nature. And it seens...this was the true nature.

[@Perryace]

@Bully peter ah another bot

[@thraexgladiator]

I love how, unprompted in every battle, the AI decides to have the Girlboss army slaughter all the civilians

[@pluto3194]

Ehhh what's a little civilian slaughter? Friends let friends massacre civilians, after all.

[@Jr837_]

Maybe the AI thought it was an army of girl "bosses"?

[@gaychampagnesocialist7213]

Based.

[@simonsoupshark8009]

@@pluto3194 every time i see this reference it makes me happy.

[@pluto3194]

@@simonsoupshark8009 I love being able to make it whenever I can

[@theshamonk668]

38:37 Sealed vessel playing while you try to forge an alliance with the Netherlands by giving them a list is art

[@N1ghtwolf724]

I was wondering if someone noticed Edit: Just noticed hollow knight theme play every time the pope ran into the forest

[@friend1609]

Doug: *has any kind of success* Chat: RIGGED

[@DracoSafarius]

Also chat: fucking steamrolling Europe with big dommy mommy soldiers and a random god emperor who has dragon powers

[@SaraBerri]

not enough people are talking about how "Eat the Pope" was almost chosen over "Kill the Pope and blame Italy"

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

How different the story would have been

[@theaegislash8249]

@@lemonlupinreuben5362 pope runs into the woods after finding out he might get eaten, nothing has changed

[@TheVillainInThisGame]

Chat: gets a god emperor, horse cannons, and a marriage to Satan. Doug: gets a list

[@vetreas366]

And beer. Do not underestimate beer. Wars have literally been waged over beer.

[@yaraduardo1287]

@@vetreas366 and bears, but they died so it doesn't matter

[@shade3370]

dont be fooled, with the list they now know who the emporer of chatistan is and can stand a chance against them

[@jojogacha974]

@@shade3370 nope the list was from 2021 so chatistan is not on it

[@ianvollick-offer108]

He let chats shit slide way more

[@nicholasavasthi9879]

Well Doug there were indeed elephants in Switzerland. Very briefly. A lot of them fell off the mountains. A guy named Hannibal thought the Alps were a nice place for elephants.

[@lurpsn8260]

I love that pisswasser, which translates to piss water made it into the video. In germany we think that the beer americans drink is pisswasser thats why we got our Reinheitsgebot.

[@Moonithium]

I love how Chatistan had three leaders: The Supreme Moderator, The Emperor, and The God Emperor. From what I could tell The Emperor led the armies, The Supreme Moderator controlled the country, and The God Emperor was like a holy figure.

[@ammarahsan2157]

Nah, the God Emperor appeared randomly in battle when Chatistan used Black Magic for the first time. The Supreme Moderator was more like a glorified diplomat, while the Emperor actually did work.

[@GhostMan407]

@@ammarahsan2157 i feel like the god emperor was just the old emperor but he ascended, the supreme moderator seemed to fight with the girlboss army

[@fewwis48]

the emperor was who controlled the country, with the supreme moderator serving as his right hand man and as the general to the girlboss army until he ascended to becoming the leader following the emperor's death. the supreme moderator continues to lead until during the battle of luxemboug, the deceased emperor comes back as the now all powerful god emperor and regains the leadership role again

[@josiahsimmons9866]

The unholy trinity of Chatistan

[@rassivoro9416]

@@josiahsimmons9866 this!!

[@nikokuma1087]

i like how chat keep saying "RIGGED" after doug got an good turn, while the AI casually give them an free god emperor

[@samuelrebelo9301]

exactly what i was thinking the whole 2nd half video! lol

[@pandy3848]

They even got to keep their girl boss army after the second pope ran away with them

[@Stormface16]

That escalated way too hard ngl

[@girlbossalex8065]

Chat when Doug uses critical thinking to make an informed decision and achieve an earned victory: R I G G E D Chat when they are granted a literal deity for no discernable reason: P L A N N E D

[@Lynxium_]

Can you make the text file of this available to the public? This is amazing

[@Pudcup]

Only if you can find the pope

[@damiangranner2631]

​@@Pudcup there's multiple.

[@Pudcup]

@@damiangranner2631 which one tho?

[@damiangranner2631]

@@Pudcup there's THE pope who left into the woods, 2 who died, and three also left for the woods. I might have them mixed up but there was three.

[@damiangranner2631]

Would multiple popes count as multiple text files then? Also would the dead one count as half or none?

[@DengMam]

Ah! I see how the AI knows that us Luxembourgers don’t fall for cheap tricks and bribery!

[@plasmakitten4261]

I think the AI confused you with Afghanistan. Not every mountainous country is impossible to invade

[@spooderman6312]

If i had a nickel for every time Twitch chat made an incredibly stupid decision and it worked out in their favor, I'd be more powerful than them at the end of this video, when they have conquered all of europe

[@openinginawe5518]

These are all bots

[@asierx7047]

Dont mind DougBot

[@emirulin5323]

And this why chat is the main character.

[@Jimthemoth]

And Luxembourg

[@StoneBox_761a]

@Queen Elizabeth 🅥 aren't you dead?

[@daily_prophecies]

Every time Doug went to make an alliance with another leader, I ended up laughing my ass off because the leaders always suspect him of some 4D chess sinister plot, then they immediately eviscerate Doug's army

[@cocopops7945]

Yeah meanwhile the chatistan army instantly just marries people (married satan and someone in Britain aha)

[@HelloHamburger]

That's how chat won. They went right in and attacked first, if they couldn't attack, they got right on diplomacy.

[@gremlinwc8996]

Except the Netherlands which is apparently a tribal nation run by a chieftan, who was a surprisingly nice old gay guy

[@aqua3234]

Doug’s choice of invading Switzerland was a terrible starting choice, since his option to ally with other countries are going to bite him.

[@almost_cozy_corner]

So, basically the Chatistan Emperor painted himself into a corner. Then he get of his horse and began to persuade the Dougtopian army that he is invincible? This gives me a kid show vibes

[@jojogacha974]

He is FUCKING INVINCIBLE

[@benitoswagolini3410]

​@@jojogacha974 and he's very in touch with his inner child

[@nocbvideos6458]

he rolled a nat 20

[@gamerboi64729]

0:49 "This has the chance to be really entertaining but most likely it's going to be really really stupid." You just summarized the entire internet.

[@thekilleravocado3836]

the chat, after losing the pope many times, decided to abandon the light and embrace the dark

[@foisopracurtir6389]

It has The Mob controlling it after all...

[@jackrobinson520]

no pope? aight demon emperor.

[@yaraduardo1287]

Literally fromsoftware lore

[@Myobioos]

@@jackrobinson520 AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA 😂

[@pelli1]

AI is quite good, at it seems to remember 26:44 it seems that girl pope ran away WITH the girlboss army.

[@user-dt8fr4up6j]

Some of the girlboss army

[@Amanda-zn7ox]

Love the attempt on the AI's part to have a Trojan Horse, and absolutely screwing it up.

[@icetide9411]

The Chatistan and Dougtopian Emperor's just yelling at each other about painted horses in armor was great

[@anthonystrangio]

That whole battle was legitimately epic, top 10 anime plot twists

[@lizzyfredrick2363]

The oldest trick in the book

[@Supaserrin]

That could legitimately be in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie, and I love it.

[@HonoraryAperture]

The whole Horse-Painted-Armour-Ruse rant was so good. Especially how it just dragged on and on past its welcome.

[@ChaseScheller1216]

sad its no longer canon

[@ronger97]

"Okay that is a new special resource: Cannons on Horses. And as a reminder the Girlboss army is currently killing the cities of France and the Pope is somewhere in the woods. I've still got Beer" The best out of context quote ever. of all time

[@thatgayguy9365]

I'm gonna walk around and somewhat follow people, say this while scribbling in a notebook, and then either speed up and pass them or slow down.

[@ronger97]

@@thatgayguy9365 Don't forget the cellphone so it sounds like you are talking to someone else. Make them ask what the hell kind of history/party are you going too XD

[@thatgayguy9365]

@@ronger97 oh my God it's perfect!

[@thegodforger923]

It's the schizophrenic of ramblings of my drunken uncle.

[@icetheirken]

Even better than "I am Diablo the Cheater! I'm a god! I run an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer!"?

[@the_chill_man]

WHY DOES CHAT HAVE A GOD AS EMPEROR WHILE DOUGTOPTIA JUST HAS SOME DRUNK DUDE💀

[@2551987ezio]

I freaking lost it when they were arguing about the painted horses 😂

[@BagelsNSyrup]

It’s funny how this is usually how AI games go, with Doug trying to use logic and the AI always steers it in the other direction, but when Chat goes at it with absolute nonsense it just matches the AI’s nonsense and just works.

[@GusThePrankster]

You call giving allies beer "logic"?

[@McKeelix]

@@GusThePrankster no, I call it “chilling with the boys”

[@LordVader1094]

@@GusThePrankster It's a historical strategy.

[@piyo744]

@@LordVader1094 true, it is historically how stalin won at kursk

[@mariustan9275]

@@piyo744 I thought Stalin won at Kursk by having more tanks

[@dallasjhaws]

>be the Chatistani Emporer >”you painted the wrong horse” >incinerates a whole army >refuse to elaborate >leaves

[@akisa7865]

>Return to your home in hell >Your country's army all go to hell to find you >"I HAVE RETURNED" >Marry Satan himself

[@YataTheFifteenth]

Chadistan

[@aqua3234]

I like how Twitch owns a city with a pope from the start, whereas Doug starts with an entire country. And in the end, Twitch ends up ruling the entire Europe with the help of Hell and has basically an army and a god emperor.

[@Kacszu]

As a pole (person froom Poland) I live the fact that when explaining what you and twitch chat can do you made an arrow to invade Poland. Love the accuracy of what would germany do when it would want to invade every country..., again. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day

[@plasmakitten4261]

I always tell people who apologize for their bad English that they're actually much better than they think. This comment was about as coherent as the average comment written by a native English speaker anyway lmao

[@Agent_ArcticFox]

Fun Drinking Game: take a shot of delicious German beer every time the Pope is in the woods

[@Therevengeforget]

*out drunk in the woods*

[@rangertalion302]

*along with...the pope.*

[@Gabowsk]

Even in AI simulations, Switzerland manages to strive for neutrality.

[@tableswithoutchairs1168]

And France continues to lose

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@creepycrupper7731]

And nobody is attacking Sweden

[@lordfatcock]

@@creepycrupper7731 those sweet iron stores bro

[@aqua3234]

I find it unrealistic that Russia hasn’t been touched. Although, the stupid cold would’ve sent their army away, so forget what I said in the first sentence.

[@shakinbacon3959]

I can't tell if it's the fact that I've been awake almost an entire day or not but the pope in the woods constantly popping up keeps making me lose my ship

[@akisa7865]

It's been 9 months, have you found your ship yet?

[@Tech_Marauder]

I would absolutely love if this became like a monthly recurring thing

[@AzureRoxe]

Chatistan: Actually doing battles, treaties, immortal girlboss armies and running Popes. Dougtopia: So......have you tasted my beer?

[@arandomkobold8403]

@im calling saul the bot's sentient?

[@gen1136]

@im calling saul wait what

[@MJM42069]

Lmao, this video was stupidity funny.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@arandomkobold8403 no, they just made the bot send 2 messages

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@Bully peter at least use the rickroll or something else that isn't the video they're trying to spread

[@xian2themax]

My favorite part was how when Doug was about to take over Luxembourg, the chatistan emperor appeared and stalled by creating an infinite logic paradox so the timeline was rerolled lol Also, poor France. Got their cities blown up by cannons and then their population destroyed by a plague for no reason

[@arloolson9385]

Twitch chat stunlock as a military strategy

[@thecrazylazer]

the god emperor of chatistan has many tricks up his sleeve not limited to complete control of time, dragon breath, mind control, flying, shapeshifting, and being handsome enough to make a pact with satan

[@jobb4854]

They deserved it. They were fr*nch

[@asedtf]

Chat filibuster

[@mikec4390]

Wasn't your army supposed to be incapacitated for two turns still when you researched battle bears? Yet it rolled into invading Switzerland as soon as they were equipped that same turn. This was definitely highly entertaining overall though. 10/10 will watch more

[@plasmakitten4261]

Pretty sure the incapacitation rule just means Doug can't actively go out of his way to attack people. The AI can do whatever it wants, as evidenced by Doug destroying Chatistan's invasion attempt literally the turn after his army got wiped.

[@pokeblue596]

I love how any time something good for Doug or bad for Chat happens, the chat gets filled with nothing but “Rigged”

[@Alex_YJ_Reed]

"But the final blow comes when the Emperor of Chatistan shows up in person, and the French people realize what Chatistan truly is." Damn. The AI foreshadowed the true nature of the Chatistani God Emperor, and it did it COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONALLY. I need a polished novelization of this war, and I need it BAD.

[@chaplin3735]

Beautiful, i need more

[@rivy-lurk-869]

There better be a blooper section of that book with Horse Paint debate!

[@rhysjonsmusic]

All the rerolls were actually illusions created by the god emperor

[@exalted_space9224]

The Chatistan Emperor is/was the best part of the entire vid/stream.

[@eggsgaming7043]

Alright , I will work on it for fun. I probably be releasing it in Google doc in the discord

[@onyun1883]

the chat emperor shouting that you can't kill him cause you he doesnt have a weapon and hes going to decimate you in unarmed combat is absolutely what chat would do and is absolutely hilarious

[@lightningvolt3150]

built different

[@triPocoPi9576]

1:53 bro just gave Twitch chat an advantage with “finest swordsmen” vs just “swordsmen”

[@Eco-wx3jd]

I love how dougtopia fails to invade Luxembourg, whilst chat commits several war crimes and marrys off a God to satan, as well as lose a pipe or two and create a girlies army.

[@lifed1533]

Imagine if alien historians come across a corrupted version of this video and try to translate it and use this as a human history

[@idarkstarx6939]

What's to say they didn't time travel and do that, which is why they haven't shown themselves to us now? They're scared out of their minds.

[@raylen5232]

They say the entire history of Rome may or may not have been mythical. The history of Europe may or may not be a dumb KZbin video.

[@spencerwasson5877]

It is hilarious to me how Luxembourg was an absolute unit resisting German forces throughout this whole ordeal.

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

This series is just confused laughter

[@cyan3714]

The fact that chat started with the pope,. Promptly lost him/her three time and ultimately won by allying with hell is just... The character development...

[@mrsquid_]

oh my god i didn't even notice that

[@thearbadiller9896]

What’s actually terrifying though is that Twitch Chat actually has a much higher population than Vatican City IRL

[@aregan7577]

And by being a bunch of simps, they definitely would make the pope some random girl

[@BulbaGaming123]

@@someonehere83 YES

[@ramimosees1082]

@@someonehere83 they can’t stop all of is

[@justsomeguywithamustache5539]

Yeah all 5 of us

[@warforged170]

19:50 It’s so sad that the Queen of Alabama died.

[@thefrubblewarrior4678]

15:58 “It has to make some sort of logical sense” *proceeds to research battle bears the same turn*

[@furiousstudios4438]

The painting of the pope in the woods every time something like that is mentioned is gold ☠️

[@mysticalcoyote]

I fucking died at it its so funny

[@VoidVoidVoidVoidVi]

The Hollow Knight music does it for me.

[@ArtanBlacknight]

12:17 the Emperor of Chatistan shows up in person and the French people realize what Chatistan truly is. The God Empreror was foreshadowed!

[@ammarahsan2157]

Omg

[@Superluigi881]

What a twist

[@luciusbennet2120]

Now that's good writing.

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

GAME OF THRONES STYLE!

[@Tyty-qi2gu]

Holy shit

[@Thomas_H._Smith]

I feel like this video should be called, One Man Severely Underestimates the Might of Luxembourg.

[@RariYork]

I like how chat says RIGGED and Cheater in response to Doug going back even though the painted horse part was literally going nowhere 😂

[@Kitsamiiis]

The reason that the Dutch didn't want to alliance themselves with Dougtopia because the Dutch emperor was gay is such a thing of beauty. 10/10 storyline

[@Ht9ehtoom]

Foiled by the only thing stronger than a list of European leaders, homosexuality.

[@everhartpetrichor]

As a pansexual Dutch-Australian, I love to see the beautiful representation

[@wintertales9443]

As a dutch I fully support this

[@proudtiger2538]

finally, some realistic representation for the gays

[@Goonjaberry]

@@everhartpetrichor ph

[@sandconsumer7236]

I love the idea of multiple popes running into the woods and becoming forest goblins upon getting lost

[@youwantmyname9208]

This is the best community interaction I ever seen in my entire life

[@invaderfrombeyond]

lmao, that bit with the bears was insane. "Let's go offer an alliance of peace to the country we're already in an alliance of peace with." "Holy smokes, they killed ALL of our bears." "Oh well."

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

No, they decided to attack their own ally with their brand new bears, and Switzerland, outraged at this. Imagine, Doug attacked them, got whooped, then allied with them, then attacked them again.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@lolvondgf]

​@@EEEEEEEE *EEE*

[@Puppylover720]

@@EEEEEEEE WHO ARE YOU, YOU EVEN COMMENTED ON ONE OF MINE VIDEOS, WHO ARE YOU

[@Maxy772]

@@lolvondgf *EEEEE*

[@schpoopl]

The Pope running into the forest every single time had my crying laughing. Incredible video doug

[@siin9522]

*LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

[@R_Scrilla]

I love this series I laugh so hard all the time, keep up the good work Doug!

[@duckonaroll1913]

2:40 that laugh was a question

[@grant834]

I love how it starts out semi-realistic and then just slowly starts going absolutely insane until eventually we own HELL and I are married to the devil

[@DamageSix]

When chatistan's resources are reset for the sequel, just say the Devil took them in the divorce.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@DamageSix the sequel is just in a country across the sea makeing it hard to share resources

[@DamageSix]

@@Blue-fg8vt Oh, to have your supply lines and logistical trains be at the whims of a capricious god emperor and malicious devil...

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@DamageSix A train across the sea? I don't think we have that at modern times, but with the power of the god emperor who says what can happen

[@nicholascordero6600]

@@DamageSix something something Warhammer

[@comac4719]

I love how Doug does nothing but offer beer, and then things get super confusing like the rulers are drunk and cant remember where they are or which country to invade.

[@gaminggladiator06]

i guess that beer was so good, it made the AI drunk. that would explain the giant horses thing. and a lot others, really.

[@manueljose8040]

I'm loving to watch this, I believe this could be done a game to play with friends if we add some extra rules, like: You gotta develop some sort of resource to do some actions, for example, if they were going to drop a plague, they had to develop Witchcraft before

[@castle9165]

38:36 definitely the best Hollow Knight boss track. It captures the regality, the tragedy and the tension of the Hollow Knight and mixes them for that climax.

[@akkoshorts]

--pure-- poor vessel

[@ramenling]

I love how the AI just casually mentioned in the middle of a war that the Chatistan emperor is a GIANT.

[@Rwtheking]

And then decides screw it they are also a god

[@Knalxz]

I just love how it recontextualizes the past scenes with the emperor. Like when they took over France some normal guy wasn’t leading the gunicorns but instead it was the god emperor of mandkind

[@drago939393]

@@Knalxz No no, that was not him. That was the (mortal) Emperor. Chatistan was ruled by the Emperor and moderated by the Supreme Moderator until the God Emperor took over (with Satan as his consort).

[@Mkrabs]

@@Rwtheking Rigged, but since it's in favor of chat they will accept it.

[@jaceyjohnson8922]

I mean, chat does consist of a lot of people

[@morbidiusgrandestofthegran91]

Literally every Leader in History: "The estimated losses from invading Switzerland are HOW MUCH!?" Douglas' first action: "I will invade Switzerland."

[@flallana18]

@Bully peter your apology for filling the reply section with hot garbage?

[@jackkennedy-clark4768]

@our hero you’re just as bad

[@poggestfrog]

@our hero 💀💀💀

[@EpicLaserMage7198]

@our hero you are indeed our hero.

[@morbidiusgrandestofthegran91]

not sure how to feel about my comment's replies being a hotspot for sending suspicious links now

[@WorldWeave]

Ah yes…the pope is now a resource…actually, from a historical sense that sounds about right