This is Just Weird

[@james-m-8285]

Imagine being an engineer that worked on that product and having to explain to dates that your day job is making a fitbit for morning wood.

[@kukui79]

Or figuring out how to include it in your resumé lol

[@PhillipLarsen]

Lmfao that was a godly way of putting it.

[@aaron-gz]

Maybe the scientists were girls the same way a lot of guys are gynecologists

[@anaalicia5029]

To involve your son in this is crazy..

[@21palica]

I'd say I work as a developer of modern medical devices and accompanying software, that are designed to measure and log frequency, duration and quality of blood circulation in specified "peripheral organs" of the human body. Only medical doctors might follow that up with questions, or realize I am making night wood trackers and it's smartphone apps. 😁😎

[@RXR25]

Ranked JerkMate is crazy work

[@JC-yi6lo]

Shi we got to many sweats I miss the og days

[@whole_wheat_soup9321]

​@JC-yi6lo me and bro queueing duos to get on the leader boards

[@dubbyplays]

Considering the latest olympics being a meme I can see this being added in the next one

[@scrapeddiamonds5776]

@@whole_wheat_soup9321 I think i was in the top 500 before, good ol days

[@cykeok3525]

Imagine being stuck in elo hell

[@MoonWielder]

What a terrible day to have functioning eyes

[@Dean-bi9xl]

Also a terrible day to be literate

[@normanmai7865]

What a terrible day to be sapient.

[@andersonyang5179]

Terrible day to have functioning senses 🔥

[@jakeburbridge6031]

What a terrible day

[@tepon1fani]

Great day to have rigor nocturnus

[@daffyphack]

It has to be so weird when your main interaction with your father is him using you as both a model and source for his own vitality.

[@MarcelDerLPer]

most seems consential and dont hurt much in the long run so its weird but in a world like we live in thats fine

[@EternaMidnight]

And example

[@IOL-ox5tn]

How do you know it's the main interaction?

[@pythonking16.59]

Why are 3 people in these replies trying to defend a dad using his son's blood and keeping a log of his morning wood????

[@MarcelDerLPer]

@@pythonking16.59 1. its not defending just stating my oppinion on this but because you cant see that and only have the intellect of a 6 year old who can only see against it or for it you make these stupid remarks 2. in this world approx 50% of fathers leave their kids and hide so having a farther that is interested in you (even if for the wrong reasons is better than not farther and on a scale of 1 to 10 on bad farthers he is a solid 3 [10 is bad] ) 3. his son could say no 4. we need more people using their crazy to find out new stuff because if some of the things that people found out you told them beforehand they you either think you crazy or kill ya 5. i only see me that you could make the case for defends it even though im not

[@bingles3178]

Dude is gonna go full Arasaka and switch bodies with his son soon

[@temps5759]

w reference to the devil ending

[@Demonzico]

Absolutely wild opening "I even had that pulled up right here."

[@ranimdude]

That hit me like whiplash bro

[@Light_neng]

fr

[@ThatGoober]

@@ranimdude💀😭

[@wechidn]

this is gonna be a hit comment Trust

[@SilviaKris]

Fr 💀🗣️🔥

[@Hi-cm1cj]

The fact that boner logs exist means two things: 1. Some company is going to try to monetize this data. 2. Someone is eventually going to use a boner log as an alabi to exonerate themselves of a crime.

[@rainbowunicorn1202]

I cant believe this is a sentence I'm writing, but just cause you had a boner, doesn't mean that you couldn't be committing a crime at the same time...

[@AliAli-hg9nj]

I did ​@@OVOJacob3

[@pyrotempestwing]

3) Both simultaneously

[@GallicNine]

I will be the first

[@MCrex1234]

Your honor it clearly states my client had three erections during the time of the crime. The crime took place during a Amy Schumer comedy act there's no possible way my client could have achieved these results and be at the scene of the crime. I rest my case.

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

my brother in christ we haven't even finished january

[@Pearlscente]

And i thought him self-experimenting was actually good, and then he does this

[@mikancho77]

Penguinz0 My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.

[@rikimura_rishi]

Can't wait for February~~

[@AngryAlfonse]

We've gone from the "almost in WW3" timeline to the "weird goofy nonsense happens every single day and it's impossible to keep up" timeline Eh, could be worse

[@volundrfrey896]

@Pearlscente You never know the specific outcome at the start of a scientific journey, this could very well one day lead to... well I don't know something penile related i guess.

[@wynadv269]

I went to high school with Brain Johnson's kid. He was really sweet and was friendly with everyone. Whenever his dad came to the school for events everyone had joke that he looked like a vampire-his skin was always so pale, his eyes are a bit sunken. He looks way worse IRL than he does in the pictures. His son does not deserve his dad at all, he was a sweet kid that was robbed of a normal childhood.

[@cosodesign8953]

Do you actually know what their relationship is like or are you projecting an image of it onto them? Because the only thing you said was that he looked like a vampire.

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

Trolled

[@cambac-pro]

What if he actually is a vampire and simply masks his long lifespan via stuff like this

[@anthonyrobino145]

@@cambac-proit would be counterproductive to make yourself known or a somewhat popular person

[@cambac-pro]

@ but you could get really old and pale and people would think "oh thats normal, he just has special skincare thats all!"

[@wrathofainz]

Wow, that's an incredible and disturbing breach of privacy. What the fuck.

[@11vannesa11]

it’s health data, reproductive health is important and a part of his overall mission and he’s willingly sharing idk why everyone’s so upset about boners 😭

[@Chris-hz8lj]

@@11vannesa11 Americans are prudish.

[@tiram1ssu]

What do you even understand from that data im curious. He's not sharing the masturbation he did at the night ffs, its NOCTURNAL ERECTIONS which is 100% natural thing that is a biomarker for health and there is no need for it to be a taboo.

[@Gooby5400]

@@11vannesa11posting your son’s erection duration and comparing to yours is weird, just to be completely clear dude

[@BobmcJane4815]

​@@11vannesa11Some people prefer said data to be kept private.

[@justdenis01]

we did NOT need that information

[@asimhussain8716]

I did.

[@SilviaKris]

Fr 💀

[@matthewtheking8989]

@@asimhussain8716 same

[@piercemccauley7079]

speak for yourself bub

[@mikancho77]

Penguinz0 My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.

[@matthewtheking8989]

South Park is gonna have a field day with this

[@DeadZer0-y8l]

Can't wait.

[@vermillion6159]

Considering the pace of goofy stuff happening in recent times, South Park is getting material for like two to three episodes every day.

[@mikancho77]

Penguinz0 My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.

[@Shanks_is_my_father_figure]

That would be an insane episode

[@Scalesmen]

They won’t know how to top this. America is beyond parody.

[@thelaststraw5715]

Having the Nier Automata soundtrack going to this is absolutely hilarious.

[@BOverlord]

Thought it was that or Ar Tonelico OST which would be extremely based if he was listening to that lol

[@thiccie-chan447]

me laughing uncontrollably as red girl's tower theme starts playing, probably looks like a dildo in some timeline

[@digital_pocket_watch]

It's kinda fitting if you think about it.

[@jdoesgaming8866]

Immediately recognized that it was Possessed by Disease. It's such a banger

[@hanyuuhiiragi3544]

​@@BOverlordWILD AR TONELICO ENCOUNTER??? Sorry, my brother introduced me to it and the song magic lives in my head rent free

[@reillyphobia]

as a psychology student, I understand there is a correlation between this and REM; erections indicate that REM is taking place, and going through REM several times a night will improve your overall health. however, there are ways to measure REM stats without doing this shit??? just get a sleep tracker LOL

[@SawyerJensen69]

LOL CHAIN

[@juannaym8488]

There's a correlation but it isn't present in all men. Something between 50-75% get an erection during REM

[@simtexa]

Imagine your dad coming up to you with some bizarre device saying "put this on son, I need to investigate how your nighttime erections compare to mine" Absolutely wild, I feel sorry for his son tbh

[@gigi9301]

One of these days, maybe his son will just say ...Dad, I'm out. I'm going for some Wendy's and a Beer (or six). This experiment is Whack

[@megsley]

why tf would the son agree to this

[@gigi9301]

@ Maybe it seems/seemed harmless at first like quality bonding

[@spuffles2104]

@@megsley i think it's cause they have a mature bond and they're rich while he probably just wants to help his dad on his wild journey of weird stuff for the progress of science and medical

[@RSAgility]

@@megsleyMental illness. Isolation fears. Look up the kid's history. All is revealed. Well the important information is revealed, not this nonsense...

[@ZenomniusOmnipotence]

Now I know why his last name is Johnson.

[@tannerhamilton6025]

🤔

[@HYDROCARBON_XD]

He’s the son of John evil man

[@brvhtxxbxk]

But so is mine 🤔

[@AustinC-ul3vq]

I thought it said "election data". 😂 I was not prepared

[@churchofthelambofsat]

South Park should make an episode about Trump being paranoid about erection fraud.

[@maksimfedoryak]

​@@churchofthelambofsat i mean, in context of SP Trump is literally untransitioned gay with artificial pelvis, so it may be overplayed somehow

[@UndertheNeedle282]

😂😂😂

[@LinktoSonic]

@@churchofthelambofsat President Garrison*

[@SawyerJensen69]

@@UndertheNeedle282😂😂😂Chain

[@My_Personal_Taste]

You’re in a try to be weird competition and this guy is your opponent

[@mikancho77]

Penguinz0 My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.

[@mikancho77]

I just uploaded a hilarious video .

[@aj_12x23]

I wanna be a fly on the wall for that conversation. Who pitched whom?

[@norkshit]

@@aj_12x23the tent pitched

[@matthewballoncastelo9982]

@@mikancho77 I’m gonna lick your feet watch out lil jit

[@paranoiddroid9570]

I remember this quote from the movie In Time where a guy that’s lived far past 100 years says that even if the body is still alive, the mind dies.

[@warrensmith481]

Every single one of the green bars filling up circle go to same exact point... trying to suggest it's like credit score where the more circle is filled the higher percentile, but they are clearly all just at a fixed image

[@leoseling4413]

90% of the things Bryan Johnson does are just wellness scams 😭😭 He's just male Gwyneth Paltrow honetsly

[@warrensmith481]

@@leoseling4413 haha yup. Who knows whether the actual app works or not, but this post is CLEARLY just an Ad for it and not a screenshot of it's true results but just a curated image that was obviosuly manually made. They couldn't even take the time to make it remotely realistic so just copy and pasted the same green circle for all 8 of the "statistics".

[@Rosskles]

I swear this is the goofy timeline

[@Officer_Kransman]

who cares 😂😂😂😂

[@mikancho77]

Penguinz0 My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.

[@bakenbeans420]

The RETARD timeline is more accurate.

[@orestis103]

Nighttime rooster lifts are crucial for determining ur health tho. It tells you how good your blood is flowing

[@midnightsun_design]

why did i laugh to this comment

[@rockythepiratequeen]

Bryan Johnson is insane. I watched his netflix documentary and I feel so sorry for his son

[@TimewornCookie6]

I haven't seen it yet. The guy seems weird.

[@KhronicD]

@@TimewornCookie6 He is truly and completely obsessed with slowing or stopping the aging process. Like pathologically obsessed. It's definitely weird.

[@TimewornCookie6]

@@KhronicD no wonder he looks like that engineer from Prometheus

[@suspicioussand]

Apparently the son does it willingly

[@paulallenscommithistory]

If you watched the documentary , you would understand that both of them are ex-mormon and his son was estranged from his father for quite a while and his son left the faith as well and felt isolated as well until they reconnected , this is their way of bonding it would seem.

[@tynamozapokemando2089]

This is one of those situations that's so weird that it speaks for itself I shouldn't even have to say anything if I asked my Dad to do this for me he would disown me on the spot 💀

[@dontwannaatellu]

Even weirder when it's obviously something the dad asked the son to do

[@killerbee1389]

I don't know why son agreed to this

[@Afrochilla]

I would disown my father if he asked me to do this too you gotta be a real special type of schizo to pull a stunt this absurd and weird.

[@suenzhong7891]

I would feel extremely uncomfortable if anyone, let alone one of my parents, shared this kind of information on any social media platform.

[@blquasar]

9:35 “member” only

[@Ginto_O]

In Russian the word "member" also means "dick". Its medical (scientific) name is literally "human's sexual member"

[@RedTriangleThang]

The music in the background is making this so much more incredible of a story lmao

[@asia1174]

Right I don’t know why anyone else isn’t mentioning it 😂. It’s like a A24 film.

[@DrewbattleTheGreat]

Imagine Bryan Johnson does all this only to die by choking on a piece of chicken or something

[@rorywood3605]

3:16 my ass thought he was about to say "five nights at erections"

[@Lickymaballs]

that desperate to get filled from behind you are.

[@philippeamon7271]

Jeffy Jizzbear's

[@ghost-husband]

I did too lmao

[@lessname2184]

new fnaf confirmed

[@JianCzenthJabano]

Same tho 💀

[@inhale2851]

Having this dude as ur father gotta be a whole ass nightmare

[@hokuotaku9027]

This is the weirdest thing. Also, I can’t imagine his son being 100% onboard with this

[@cosodesign8953]

Unless you’re him or close with him, you won’t really know, will you? You just know contextually that you wouldn’t be 100% onboard with it and you’re projecting that on to his kid. Just cause something seems weird af, doesn’t mean it is for the people involved. You gotta realize that we aren’t privy to all the conversations or interactions that led to the decision. His son could have asked if he could do it too and wanted to meme lord and thought it would be hilarious to see people react to it. Any number of situations could be possible but the reality is we don’t have enough data or information to know the truth so why project or act like we do.

[@cyanicxl00]

​@@cosodesign8953unnecessary rant

[@lizard3755]

That's so gross he'd share that about his son. He can share that information about himself if he wants even though it's weird, but sharing that information about his son is not only a breech of privacy but also a creepy thing to know about your kid. Edit: Some people are saying that the son consented to his dad sharing that info. I haven't found anything yet confirming or denying it but I still find it creepy for his dad to be interested in that data in the first place ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@matthewtheking8989]

I wonder if the son had a choice in this, or he was forced to for some random Twitter post

[@sudenluola2241]

Nothing about his son is shared without his son's permission.

[@BlankNames111]

what makes you think the kid didn't sign off on it lol

[@gavinklein4998]

his son is 19 and is in on it

[@vibewithme2318]

His son has shared all this previously. I'm not saying it isn't weird but it's not a preach of privacy

[@JayTheNegotiator]

Why did he already have it pulled up?!?

[@WallaWaller]

Man was ready.

[@MatrixCoder01]

compare

[@SilviaKris]

🤔

[@jammy3662]

He answered that in the next sentence: Matt sent it to him the previous night

[@mikancho77]

Penguinz0 My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.

[@BigJohnyKuümshotd]

This month will go down as one of the wildest years in history

[@Ninjujitsu]

"Have you seen..." "You fool, I'm three steps ahead of you."

[@kermy9655]

3:07 if he gets to a hundred does he get to use his ult 💀 underrated joke

[@McCartonOfMilk]

Really appreciate the music during the announcement. Really set the mood

[@mikancho77]

I just uploaded a hilarious video .

[@howdyroid]

I was just thinking this.

[@matterking1]

People on Twitter really are possessed by a disease.

[@chaoticbt8511]

Insane opening to the video 😭

[@mikancho77]

Penguinz0 My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.

[@Batman_0381]

lmao right

[@No-bb1jq]

"I even have this pulled up right here"

[@SawyerJensen69]

@@Batman_0381IMAO CHAIN

[@stevens1041]

All fun and games until your dad (Larry) tells you to place your peenar into the peenar combustion chamber.

[@Cr1TiKal_Archive]

Maybe he should keep those stats for himself

[@cloudyman04]

The masses need to know

[@kzb112]

I like Charlie’s face-to-face talking videos more than the stream clips.

[@Mr.Linguini]

And today on the list of “things we did not need to know bc my brother in Christ, January ain’t even over” I swear we’re in the wrong timeline

[@dangerousdave123451]

Staying young is hard.

[@Officer_Kransman]

who asked

[@marcosgin777]

Lol

[@OriJ123]

Staying hard is young.

[@SawyerJensen69]

@@marcosgin777Lol Chain

[@naikosei1585]

Imagine someone stealing your data and the first thing that pops up is your hourly morning wood stats

[@rileywood8252]

I could’ve sworn Bryan johnson was the name of liver king, so I initially just imagined liver king doing all of this

[@vedahandayani5688]

thats brian johnson, and interestingly they're both the same age at 47

[@Eric_Hunt194]

I'm just relieved it isn't the AC/DC guy

[@Della.Chambers]

'Dude is gonna go full Arasaka and switch bodies with his son soon..

[@chatoranger-moment]

bro gave us no time to think

[@mikancho77]

I just uploaded a hilarious video .

[@SuccubusStrikerUnofficial]

@@mikancho77 Good for you, bot ma- boss man.

[@OverHeed]

Brother, can we PLEASE get this man’s hard drive searched?

[@Officer_Kransman]

who asked

[@the_marsh_fellow]

@@Officer_Kransman your mother, actually

[@MrSamulai]

@@Officer_Kransman You coward, you fool! 'twas me who asked, 'twas me all along, I'm the one who asks!

[@normanmai7865]

@@MrSamulai Oh God, it's the erudite Walt Whitman!

[@Necroverse19]

Why is this always the place people go whenever 2 consenting adults do anything involving sex? It's honestly coming off as a smokescreen.

[@bugsbunny6056]

no way bro compared with his son💀

[@Lickymaballs]

surprised he did not compare with his dad as well.

[@firemetal9655]

Can’t wait to hear about this on Distractible in a couple of weeks

[@kennedypaiuk6847]

which one of em do you think will bring it up😭

[@firemetal9655]

@@kennedypaiuk6847 Mark or Bob probably. It's a 50/50. Wade lives under a rock tbf (that's part of his charm).

[@Ducaso]

What an amazing soundtrack for a wild story.

[@imge509]

That's pretty disgusting and raises up a lot of questions on the subject of how he collected this data. I don't care if his son is 19 and consented, I am pretty sure no father should talk about his own son's erections in social media..

[@ferretyluv]

His son is of age and consented. That’s all you need to know. He’s just a weirdo.

[@desperadox7565]

So you don't care about consent?

[@samstits8982]

@@desperadox7565 so what you’re saying is 🤓

[@xTheParadox99]

It's literally just an erection

[@_APV_]

Usually weird parents raise weird kids (I mean good kind of weird). Plus, while at first it was weird, the info about how it can be used to track your heart and hormonal health makes sense. Publishing it, and joking about 2 minute difference and the pun on "tall, firm, upright" is weird, but live and let others live.

[@noggy9201]

"it's not ridiculous, it's not ridiculous to do that"

[@bloober216]

my father does this too

[@bloober216]

am i cooked?

[@LucidGov]

bro just watch the vid

[@mikancho77]

Penguinz0 My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.

[@Grizzham]

@@mikancho77no one cares

[@Dominono.]

This is the greatest weird situation

[@Scribble1999]

This is the greatest weird situation

[@Staringtrex]

Yep

[@Officer_Kransman]

who asked

[@thataudioartist7321]

@@Officer_KransmanI did

[@qalenzo]

Pretty wierd

[@bakedbean003]

I laughed so hard with that intro "I actually have it pulled up right here-"

[@JadenLikesDucks]

I just want to say good job at getting it 10 minutes perfectly

[@smiff1832]

3:16 -at Freddy’s

[@Obsolne]

Is this where you want to be?

[@maceymagnety]

I just dont get it

[@mayonnaise6470]

@@maceymagnety Why do you want to stay?

[@ashlee0039]

😂😂😂

[@matterking1]

Based Nier Automata music. That song playing first is Possessed By A Disease 0:30

[@RichardCox0]

Thank you!

[@Granlusofc]

nier automama

[@SawyerJensen69]

@@RichardCox0Thank you! Chain

[@MidnightNachos]

glory to mankind!!!

[@Taylor-rw4le]

Why does their time chart lowkey match up with each others white space, like they’re telepathically letting each other know it’s their shift now. Or shaft I guess💀

[@snart2195]

Because they're in the same room

[@dubbyplays]

​@@snart2195 Dude what the-

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

0:01 absolutely crazy intro.

[@gocardsandstuffshatteredle2406]

His son has to check every five minutes while he sleeps and writes down the data.

[@acuilnos]

Too many people think about whether they can do something and not whether they should. "World's first" doesn't really mean anything when it's obvious that the reason why it wasn't done before is because everyone knew it was a stupid idea.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Charlie: I even have it pulled up right here. Archer: So, we're just done with phrasing, right? That's not a thing anymore?

[@jordanfidgeon]

“He fertilises himself” as an Ult.” had me spit my drink out with laughter. I’m goddamn crying here 😂 thank you.

[@eclipticpk6312]

Bryan Johnson looks like that main villain from a dystopian movie at the top of a massive company claiming to be a visionairy

[@metamentality9818]

He probably has 2 separate gentlemen watch each of them sleep

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

1:08 who isn’t, right?

[@Lasagna9]

Eyy man I like the opposite of cock

[@Aizawa644]

8:16 That's what she said 😔

[@SkatMaster]

Was gunna do the same thing

[@NyizGobi]

I hate the timeline we’re living in.

[@PHiPs5]

Because of erection experimentation?

[@NyizGobi]

@ yes.

[@COOLyoutubeguy64]

cry kid

[@NyizGobi]

@@COOLyoutubeguy64 who hurt bro? 💀🙏

[@mrnice4434]

Now imaging being this creeps son....

[@chetligby]

You gotta wonder if his son is so willing to be involved, just to spend some time with his insane billionaire father

[@HeheheheMeow]

I was born with the opposite equipment and I never ever considered that this was even a thing that existed 😭

[@Mr_Myers_]

0:00 who just starts a fckn conversation like that? I just sat down

[@ChapterMasterWolffe]

Mourning from Nier Automata for the music in the background if anyone’s wondering. There’s a piano arrangement that’s also very good.

[@conga781]

4:18 pun intended?

[@northropi2027]

can confirm elasticity going down is a big ouch on estrogen and stuff so no nighttime action there, so if it goes too long without one then when one *does* happen it will actually stretch the tissue enough to cause tearing inside the urethra, and then you get to piss blood for a couple days.

[@crowdemon_archives]

Oof

[@blondbum]

19 is a baby, he's been groomed to go along with his dad's insane behavior.

[@aidenkampplain9784]

I love clicking on a new moist vid and that's what I hear. Thanks Charlie you're goated

[@mikancho77]

Penguinz0 My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.

[@TWOBytZ]

the "due to high demand" thing killed me 😆

[@lxght306]

They finna add a ranked system to this orrrrrr

[@lskald]

I’m bronze 3 rn hoping to get to silver soon

[@lxght306]

Shii D3

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

I'm hardstuck in bronze for ranked boner comp :(

[@lskald]

Yo you should carry me to diamond fr

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

I'm hardstuck bronze in comp erections :(

[@cadenmorrison494]

1:20 - Not even a minute and thirty seconds in and I have a new favorite quote, thank you for the content Penguinz0

[@Frog101_Real]

This is literally that one family guy scene with Peter and Stewie comparing sizes

[@josehouseofm8559]

Went from this is weird to...gonna record myself bricked up 😂

[@BoomboxBebop]

2:38 Jarvis turn into a robot girlfriend😂

[@zombiegotloud]

Dude took David Goggin's advice "Stay Hard!!"

[@dragonfireshield1976]

Brian is just trolling with this, he knows he's gonna get crazy reactions and he loves it

[@JordyPordy10]

The Nier music in the background really makes this

[@jacksonbrown1830]

I always see this guy's ads where he says, "you've seen me in headlines..." I have been delivering newspapers for months and have not seen him in a single headline.

[@Parpyduck]

I know for a fact my school wasn't the only one that had Inspection Days where the staff did measurements and diagnostics on our junk. How is this any different? We've all had this experience in the public school system.

[@martinschmitt9242]

Are you talking about a physical for sports? That’s not at all the same

[@Who4sked]

k

[@aidenbell3487]

Funny how he finally titles a video, "This is weird" even though pretty much all his videos where he discusses the events around the globe are nonsensical and weird, if not a bit worse due to how things get around here, lol. It's comical.

[@SawyerJensen69]

lol chain

[@ZukoAlpha]

Love seeing electric callboy in your recommended videos 😊

[@desdemonashokiu254]

I knew as soon as I saw the article you'd be all over it. 😂

[@lauraandersen4634]

The epic cathedral choir music behind this is so fkn funny

[@namecomingsoon9517]

Hearing 1.5-3 hours made him think it’s not true but Brian’s 184 minutes makes sense to him which is just over 3 hours lol

[@RobmanWow]

Moist is a good at math

[@desperadox7565]

I picked up on that too.🤣

[@SawyerJensen69]

lol chain

[@adriztriz]

Imagine with enough monitoring, ur balls just open up a mechanism that if activated will send you through our atmosphere straight into limitless space like a rocket ship

[@atomf9143]

what

[@buhrmak]

i always called it my kick stand

[@scrimblo1999]

I truly was not ready for the opening sentence

[@roxyroller8492]

Not even ten seconds in im in complete bewilderment

[@ClownyGuyToo]

I had no idea what I was going into and that intro made me regret being curious

[@GTGokuDBGT-bh8iz]

orochimaru really be wildin today

[@serenity8839]

The goddamn anime/game ost music sounding like unveiling this data is a defining moment is brilliant.

[@mastersword48]

Dad is literally orochimaru searching for a strong young vessel