This Is The Worst Content

[@pers4064]

The fact that he used a "small calm fireplace" stock sound to represent a house fire is fucking killing me

[@huh5909]

Fr

[@bigdapramirez6157]

BurrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[@darzk860]

😎

[@tacobanana6538]

Cuz nothing screams a blazing, firery massacre of innocent people than your good ol' stock fireplace recording.

[@baconwizard]

The fact that he used stock sounds *and they were still clipping* killed me

[@cumbrap]

Pretty sure if you're waiting 9 minutes for the fireman to stop stalling for the camera you're dead, you have suffocated from the smoke 5 minutes ago and your body is cooked medium well.

[@jekkijekster]

“Yeah sorry about your third degree burns but look how many views we’re getting!”

[@realpoopoo]

roasted or broiled?

[@poyut]

a small price to pay for the grind 💯💯💯

[@Liqoh]

unless you’re this guy right here 🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGbHeIaVjMismaM

[@ClubstepGDlevel]

And he said: "Bon Appetit, where we give you something good to eat."

[@waccness449]

Grandparents on facebook are very similar to children on youtube, they are easy to fall into scams and they can watch long and boring content because they have nothing else to do. This guy is ahead of the game, working on an entirely new audience on facebook

[@finalfight505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKDZq4eMmNpsnMk

[@ezfaze4935]

The amount of bots under this one comment…

[@JODRecaps]

hi Wacc, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔

[@notmarco2177]

Lol wtf are these replies

[@alexd4566]

Absolutely. It’s sad because they deserve better. When I did a summer job at a retirement home, I made sure to put in some effort to entertain the residents and they loved it. It made me fulfilled as well. It’s unfortunate that these content creators on FB don’t have the same feeling

[@boxofcereal]

This dude’s search history: “Soft glow effect tutorial” “Fireplace sound effect” “Cheap smoke machine amazon” “Firefighter costume”

[@clover266]

“army men for sale”

[@clover266]

“human sized box”

[@infnitvlt618]

"human woman"

[@essem4979]

"small girl on sale"

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

"Fire alarm sound effect"

[@Forrest_Trump]

What makes it even smarter is that he knows the Facebook audience, and why he uses American flags/themes to deflect some of the heat he would get for blatantly doing shit like that.

[@IbanezPlayer]

Copied rule #1 out of the GOP playbook

[@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Musk]

Guy content is trash but he do be pretty clever.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

"What do you mean this is garbage content? This man is a true patriot, you damn communist Millennial!" Or something like that.

[@commandantbababoey6065]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 The Fb Moms will defend this video to the death.

[@BlitzoSuck33]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 no. Liberal. They would call them liberals.

[@YelloWool]

It’s honestly impressive how much Charlie can say without messing up any words.

[@xxscribbledragonxx9744]

no

[@Emiichoco]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar shut up

[@canmart6102]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar no

[@unofficialp]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitarstay with ur Walmart mic

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar 🤐 your mouth

[@Irondrone4]

I'm just glad that people like Charlie exist so that we can bear witness to this trash without giving these "content creators" views and ad revenue. Thank you, Charlie, for taking the hits for us.

[@cybernexus4233]

This is indirect promotion even if its crticism there will always be people who will go to these places and hand em the views

[@zebraterabyteztproductions9595]

Cringe

[@gorillaking7486]

@@cybernexus4233 bruh yea lol mentioning anything in any fashion is indirect promotion, if you want to look at like that

[@Mugsi]

I'm genuinely curious as to what Zuckerberg counts as a "view" on one of those videos. I'm very sceptical that 100s of millions of people watched through 16 minutes of nothing. Does watching a few minutes count as a view? A few seconds? Maybe even quickly double-clicking to play and pause the video? Or even simply scrolling past if you didn't disable auto-play?

[@Sanctifires]

He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.

[@DaniGirl]

I’m so glad you said something!! I can’t stand these channels and they actually violate their terms. I don’t know why they allow them.

[@flavortown4141]

Do they actually violate terms? Id be curious

[@TheNitroG1]

@@flavortown4141 I report them as spam/misleading content. they totally do violate because they claim to be genuine and are clearly staged. Especially since they are often posted in for sale groups.

[@jimsidewinder8622]

money money money money money money money money.

[@Nitro_0x1de]

@@jimsidewinder8622 🐡

[@zeekynote3136]

If they're getting millions of views Facebook would rather have the traffic and waste your time.

[@mister_wide]

Sometimes you feel like you're in the void of internet content and you're drowning, but Charlie comes down like a Jesus and helps you fight the demons to escape.

[@trionically]

@YeaMan heated up garbage you mean?

[@mister_wide]

Demons have already attacked me down here, but we shall never surrender!

[@BalthazarBullmann]

I hate children even more now…

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) Quite Original NOT

[@grandmasteralf9484]

but the thing is...he is jesus

[@austindude1333]

I once saw a guy take 18 minutes to throw a brick into a washing machine. He would ask the camera if he should throw the brick for 18 minutes

[@pesadafara1639]

SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@Gematrinator]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar keep begging then

[@lapin7381]

I think you are talking about Justin Flom. I think i saw that video on his facebook

[@austindude1333]

@@lapin7381 yeah justin flom! I haven't heard anyone talk about him yet. All of his videos are god awful.

[@TheSlipperyNUwUdle]

I saw a similar video where a lady and her husband are making a tsunami cake and they go back and forth talking about how they’re going to lift the vase with the icing for 18 minutes.

[@cheeseboogar]

I'm impressed that those actors actually agreed to standing around for 15 minutes straight

[@amor7886]

u would do it too for a check

[@dingleberry12349]

can you even call them actors at that point?

[@alix5566]

Tbf, they could film like 20 seconds and then just edit it lmao Edit: thought you were talking about the first clip 🗿

[@tarukichiexe8901]

in exchange for 16 years of 15 minutes and their soul they just sit there with a empty smile

[@wangfire912]

@@alix5566 🗿

[@thebearablerecruit4358]

Props to Charlie for talking about stuff like this and also keeping his video underneath the 10 minute mark to prove he isn’t gonna go that low for a quick buck.

[@1mpetus]

@@jinkies789 and this video is...oh...

[@Pabloesc571]

Nothing wrong with quick Buck especially for something that takes effort

[@makaylamurray7172]

Apparently KZbin changed the time you need a video to be to monetize it to 8 minutes instead of 10 so he still got it

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It actually means a lot when Charlie decides to compliment you, based on how bad your content is.

[@MbitaChizi]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqepaKuij56Dja8 Woah

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Stop Begging for Attention, you are making yourself look desperate

[@LiamDoubleU]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar You are unironically really good at what you do, you dont need to advertise to grow.

[@kalkinzinsunpraiser1548]

Yo...yo...you...you have changed...

[@Banalytical]

I didn’t recognize you with the new profile pic

[@Salvador-312]

Him carrying her out with the American flag around her is the icing on the fucking cake bro 😭

[@R_lulu]

"You guys don't understand how deep and beautiful it is😭😭"

[@antoniomargallo5317]

If you criticize him then you're not a patriot, that's what the flag is for.

[@Kieryboo]

@@antoniomargallo5317 The video is a skit, fivehead.

[@agentorange9867]

No,a giant naked woman in the sky was the icing on the cake.

[@bugjams]

@@antoniomargallo5317 by "patriot" you mean "brainwashed." Why anyone feels proud for simply living in a certain country is beyond me. Even if I lived in a theoretical "perfect" society, with maximum freedoms and minimum crime, I still wouldn't be patriotic, because that would make me blind to any problems that could arise.

[@Vociferous]

“The laziness is admirable” Facebook content is extremely effortless, you can upload an ant fight and it’ll go viral

[@CastleMinecrafterZ]

Ant fights are dope though

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Ant Fights are more interesting than your average Tik Toker

[@nordiknight9042]

Ant fight is pretty good to witness though.

[@mattguy1773]

But ants are cool

[@justinhubbard552]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) you're a bot but that's fucked

[@kyleryancooperify]

This isn't the worst of it, this is weirdly creative in comparison to the videos of people spending 40 minutes opening an empty box in a thousand layers of wrapping paper.

[@usernamehandle]

I don't believe thats real. I can't

[@Monkey62403]

I need a link to this shit

[@beattodeathwithinfants4373]

I know it probably isn't but that could be some ASMR kinda thing.

[@CCuppy29]

That kinda sounds like an old Mr. Beast video except less impressive

[@dabutchaistoxic]

@@Monkey62403 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmKom4J-gpuFerM

[@_random_guy]

this video is only 8 minutes long but charlie managed to show us, summarize and review all these four 10+ minute long videos while still having a 2 min intro and providing us with more content .... lol

[@suhdew406]

This is LITERALLY what you get when there's no dislike button

[@itskindofemily]

Angry react angry react angry react

[@jamescastle99]

Of course. Because there's never been bad content on youtube. Ever

[@manfrom20xx13]

@@jamescastle99 at least the bad content gets mass disliked

[@Gortex.]

@@manfrom20xx13 Too bad they took that feature away

[@williamvob]

🐄

[@numberonesnarkfan]

that second video literally reminds me of when The Sims 4 lags and your sim just stands there for like 3 sim hours before doing the task you set them

[@henrynutsy]

I love how Charlie can keep a poker face better than a guy actually playing poker.

[@henrynutsy]

@RLM [i upload high quality videos] no

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) Wow How Original

[@lerobot6180]

Wow nice fucking bot account infestation going on literally every highly liked comment on KZbin

[@azharrizvi8472]

Bruh what am I in, a halo custom game without friends?

[@jerm_]

this comment makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

[@GoldenNinja50]

"Most people view facebook as uncool.." My mom: no

[@FedoKingbruhmoment]

No

[@JODRecaps]

hi golden, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔

[@lordofcheez5]

@Quark atheism is a religion. Just because you don’t know your god doesn’t mean your aren’t serving it lol.

[@sock7481]

@Quark who?

[@VVguy1]

Thats why Charlie said "Most"

[@supermoneyball420]

This man is a fucking hero he’s just wasting people’s time sparing them from doing god knows what else if they’re still using Facebook, and making bank in the process he rocks and I aspire to be like him one day

[@shinobix4925]

Some heroes don't wear capes, they just make videos on facebook instead

[@lonecyclone8493]

@@shinobix4925 bless those Facebook heroes

[@finalfight505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKDZq4eMmNpsnMk

[@arthurfine4284]

Oh my God, that is genius! The more they are wasting their time watching long videos, the less time they have to get suckered into MLM and extremist groups.

[@JODRecaps]

hello 31, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔

[@slideshowbob4872]

“Don’t worry I will get you out!” 4 hours later Dragging out charred corpse “Okay don’t worry only forty feet to the ambulance.”

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

"On second thought, I'll get what remains of you out! Don't worry, I'll take five minutes to pat the flames on your shirt, while making sure to avoid any charred skin!"

[@EricAustinYun]

Jibrizzy is one of the most disappointing content creators I've ever seen. He actually won on Penn & Teller. There was a point where he made actual good content. But now he just abuses it. It's not really his fault per-se since the FB algorithm is so insanely exploitable. But the content he pumps out is strictly for monetization (usually via Facebook and shared on other platforms) and it just kinda sucks to see what was once a genuine content creator become a cringe scripted monetization machine.

[@kyahhh5482]

Well tbf when he was exposed to be faking those reactions, he just went on embraced the instagram/fb exploit videos. Sad to see him go down this bad

[@F1nicky]

nothing wrong with chasing the bag, the man is on that sigma grindset ✊

[@Sanctifires]

He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.

[@minecraft-hw7kh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pprKYmOXdpaUoa8

[@Ano0onymouse]

@@Sanctifires hes getting 100 million + views PER VIDEO and he doesnt get facebook??????

[@helppurru2981]

My mother sat there watching a video of a military guy rubbing his wife’s pregnant stomach hidden in a box, “pretending” to not know what it is. I was absolutely baffled at how she knew it was padding for time, she knew they were doing it on purpose, and yet still decided to waste her precious time and watch the whole. Damn. Video until I didn’t walk up and scroll all the way to the end for her. I thought the guy was just mentally challenged, but it looks like that wasn’t the only video that did something like that. Facebook truly is a cesspool of click-hungry people who want to either feel needed or get revenue from views and likes. But I guess all of social media is like that.

[@ghost_fueled_scarecrow]

Is your pfp a Terraformars Mii

[@samalass466]

Fuck the first time I misread stabbing instead of rubbing and read it all with that context.

[@Pabloesc571]

Social media sites are just sad, i could never understand why people find them enterteining.

[@rex-1141]

6:08 well, if there's any profession that would adequately train you to be able to stand still for 16 minutes bored out of your mind, it would probably be the military

[@mothmansboyfriend]

I was about to say

[@Doom_Slug]

for real lol, the amount of people who pass out at parade rest because they don't wiggle their toes to keep the blood flowing is unreal

[@delinkwent7375]

@@Doom_Slug never heard of wiggling your toes but my recruiters always drilled into us to not lock your knees

[@Doom_Slug]

@@delinkwent7375 I remember the knee locking issue too lol, fun times

[@jordanmathews6429]

Military ceremonies feel like Facebook content the way they pad them for time. They have you standing at parade rest for hours at retirement ceremonies of someone you’ve never even seen

[@ThreeMusketeersGaming69]

I disagree, the content is ahead of it's time. If you actually watch the full videos you will notice multiple nuances in the build up leading to the crescendo events. ᵀʰᵉʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐʸ ˢᵒⁿ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ

[@Corehcoreee]

lmaooooo

[@MakerBayfield]

I was actually able to escape their basement when they had me held hostage, sorry I couldn’t save your son

[@ThreeMusketeersGaming69]

@@MakerBayfield You are a good man

[@agua246]

@@MakerBayfield you poor soul 😢

[@johnpaul4641]

Criminally underrated comment

[@withafoxinaboxwearingsocks530]

The way charlie said that self defense studio's name without pauseing for a breath or studering for a second was stimulating I'm ways I can't describe

[@KrishnaDS]

The reason why Jibrizy stopped doing magic on youtube is because he got exposed for having hired actors to react to his tricks. He was never considered to be good by any magician because it was very obvious that he was hiring actors to get great reactions if you knew how most of the tricks were done, so it's actually not surprising he has stooped this low to get a few views.

[@oraalid0nitsi]

I think his popularity on Facebook is the greatest magic trick he has performed. Or then he has just hired millions of actors to view this amazing content.

[@user_hellothere]

0:56 holy fucking shit that was a mouthful lmfao

[@Your_Local_Nerd]

fr

[@jayq8354]

Charlie is the only guy I know that can get his point across by stringing together random ass words.

[@Pabloesc571]

Pretty far from random my guy, mans vocabulary is amazing.

[@flutterbaws9579]

I legit remember having to watch that performance of John Cage in a music appreciation class and had to write a critique of it. Forgot what I said but I think I remember reading that it was actually meant to be something about allowing people to enjoy the "natural" sounds of their environment instead of composed music. So I guess the occasional sound of a dude clearing his throat and John opening and closing the fallboard on the piano a few times was suppose to be the performance. It was definitely one of those things where they try to make the viewer "think" about what art is, but in reality it is literally nothing and just dumb especially when you can just listen to silence for free.

[@ajkcool]

Or even better, just listen to music

[@stas4017]

There are reputable musicians who find 4'33" an interesting insight into art. You're not supposed to listen to that in a concert performance, obviously, and the sounds there aren't interesting for most people, but the idea is the product of it's time, there weren't that many ways of sharing music at that time. John Cage is an incredible composer if you want to look at his more "normal" pieces. The idea is pretty simple, sometimes you like listening to leaves rustle on trees when you're walking home and not turn headphones on. If you look into visual art, nature can often provide much more admirable vista than a human can ever make

[@stas4017]

You're not really supposed to listen to that piece, at least certainly not more than once. It was just an interesting way to express that idea, at that period of time. You can look at that as a clickbait of some sort, you either tell the idea of the nature's beauty on a lecture, or make it appear on a concert and give it a name and divide it in three parts to make it cooler of sorts. It's obvious which one of these two approaches would gather more attention

[@Sanctifires]

He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.

[@stas4017]

@@Sanctifires I mean most of Charlie's videos are just shitposting. He's very good at it, not gonna lie, but he doesn't do much research into things. I don't say it's bad, I find some of his work entertaining, but I don't come to this channel looking for quality all the pros and cons opinion on things

[@AverageAnnusEnthusiast]

At 2:05 when he said "Is anyone here?", I got a FanDuel sportsbook ad that said "The college football championship is here" and I don't think I'll ever have a coincidence this good again

[@ovrs8t]

5:53 "...uncle already drank himself into a coma" Gold 🤣🤣

[@williamvob]

🐄

[@michaelpalacio5]

Charlie, standing still and doing nothing is almost half of what we do in the military. “Hurry up and wait” is a core principle

[@danprecious4583]

What's the other half

[@michaelpalacio5]

@@danprecious4583 getting yelled at

[@BlackLotusFlame]

I fell victim to one of these recently, but they were actually doing things the whole video technically. It took an incredibly incompetent team of three HALF AN HOUR to break open an ATM that they "bought", only to find no money in it at all. Which I figured, but there was always that "you never know" factor. I just wish I had read the comments or skipped ahead, which I normally do, instead of wasting my time.

[@marioman1242]

Man, I seriously wish I could possibly have half the patience you have. I barely even like watching long-form content from the KZbinrs I actually want to see.

[@eska4935]

ive seen that, ive always hated that girl she's so annoying

[@billyhopkins5969]

That’s a really common one people do

[@Sanctifires]

He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.

[@antoniomargallo5317]

Your FBI guy is really disappointed at you ... searching the internet for videos on how to break open an ATM machine, shame on you.

[@n.mightslapallama1874]

Holy shit, that was depressing. Some dude is making bank by being absurdly lazy... Goddamn, I feel horrible about my life now. Thanks, Charlie.

[@highwaythruhell7882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZm9nIaEoLp2e7c THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT

[@shinobix4925]

@@highwaythruhell7882 Nah that's just a dude playing a game, they're not doing anything inherently wrong

[@finalfight505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKDZq4eMmNpsnMk.

[@JODRecaps]

sup Might, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔

[@123leoc3]

@Quark ratio

[@Lainnu]

almost at 10 mil Charlie, hope we can get there by the end of the month.

[@user-us5qd1uz3n]

salam sadeekee shlon wk?

[@textik5821]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar mic’s are only 40$ including shipping 30k subscribers should equal way more than that

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

@Hamza Alkayyali BOTS

[@ferdinandiofbulgaria9485]

@@textik5821 it's a bot.

[@letsgodraco]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar shut up

[@caspianfolkesson4897]

At 5:35 You can see that when the mother sees her children, she instantly reaches for the presents.

[@xmanz7773]

This guy is a genius, he does nothing and racks up views in an untapped market.

[@MbitaChizi]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqepaKuij56Dja8

[@MbitaChizi]

J

[@williammouthfitondeeznutz8733]

PhD marketing be like

[@finalfight505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKDZq4eMmNpsnMk

[@JODRecaps]

hello Xman, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔

[@agustinhernandezrodriguez695]

5:47 "christmas is over at that point" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TatsumiOga682]

This man is honestly an inspiration, who wouldn't want to make millions just by making zero effort videos?

[@highwaythruhell7882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZm9nIaEoLp2e7c THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT

[@sergeant2039]

Attack on Titan Season 4 Part 2 opening has been leaked: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jp3KonSjodSDfpo

[@pesadafara1639]

SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@grenindraw6947]

Jesus Christ, KZbin doesn't have a bot problem anymore It's a bot invasion

[@Xilophone0]

These bots are getting out of hand

[@totallycool4071]

"Uncle has already drank himself into a coma" That got me

[@purpleheartsofficial]

"if you do 10 minute videos, you make more money" Charlie: makes 8 minute video

[@pokomustudios]

I think KZbin’s new minimum for monetization/paid ads is 8 minutes but they can put ads on any video anyway so it’s kinda confusing I guess. I don’t think he actually profits off KZbin because before the new ad system where any video can get an ad I don’t remember him enabling ads, but who knows how it is now.

[@TipeONegatyve]

Of content that was funny.

[@ana74674]

@@pokomustudios he's already a twitch streamer so I think youtube is just where charlie talks about random stuff and his stream highlights.

[@Hetalia973]

kind of miss when people made actual content they found fun and entertaining despite the length of time

[@highwaythruhell7882]

CHARLIE'S MOM DIED! kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZm9nIaEoLp2e7c

[@pesadafara1639]

SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@johneden2033]

Remember when there was no money on KZbin and people still uploaded original content that had lasting cultural impact?

[@pooporigin3417]

7 bots in a row holy shit

[@Emiichoco]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar shut up

[@Gyrospire]

I'm gonna be honest, no hate to that man. He isn't really hurting anyone. He's wasting the time, lots of it apparently, of the brain dead idiots on Facebook and is raking in fat stacks while doing it. Respect.

[@JODRecaps]

hi sword, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔

[@boop99]

@@JODRecaps What???

[@RealValkor]

@@JODRecaps sometimes a verified mark doesn't prove you have a functioning brain.

[@thorbat]

Hard to respect a guy that barely respects himself with shameless, effortless, cancer giving content

[@ericosborne4122]

@Quark Religious trauma much?

[@ellidominusser1138]

0:12 Yeah i agree. I speak from experience.

[@aguyontheinternet1532]

If Charlie says something is the worst of anything, you know it's gonna be damn entertaining to watch

[@xxtoptigerxx8758]

Your mom

[@williamvob]

🐄

[@Sanctifires]

He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.

[@MrYomamaboy]

@@Sanctifires Charlie fell off years ago, just one of the twitch crowd following the shit stained meta of 2022. Adds no value to anything, just hit trash hot takes on topics he likes to believe he knows about. When in reality, he just doesn't produce anything helpful to society in any form.

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Finding actual good content on Facebook is basically like trying to find a decent movie in a cheap dollar store

[@JODRecaps]

hi Tbell, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔

[@spaceyjayce]

I’ve found that a lot of the shitposting pages are pretty great.

[@Sanctifires]

He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.

[@gearsandstars2489]

@Quark If you truly believe that not only are you missing the point of religion but you're also advocating for using humans like cattle

[@ElementalLeaf]

Imagine being the Popo Medic channel and having Charlie constantly monitoring your uploads. I'd live in eternal dread of disappointing Charlie with every new content I posted at that point.

[@billpicklethecat4033]

@Quark k

[@shitakemyshrooms1928]

@Quark Okay

[@kenshir00]

@Quark ok but why an essay about why Religions are fake?

[@andreaesteves7939]

@Quark 10/10 dude (derogatory)

[@devent10n]

Y'all, just report the edgy boy as spam.

[@elijahoconnell]

“im surprised deep vein thrombosis didnt start setting in” **laughs in live model noises**

[@chillin.3993]

I'm surprised on how long he held his breath 0:05

[@snowballs7007]

Interesting that Charlie talked about John Cage's 4'33" piece. Cage made that to ask what sound counts as music. I think Facebook is starting to make us ask what video counts as content, but less intelligently.

[@JODRecaps]

hi Snowball, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔

[@McBernes]

lol...well said

[@Sanctifires]

He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.

[@ederadee]

@@Sanctifires obvious troll is obvious. Waaaaay to hammed up and fake to believe this comment.

[@Sanctifires]

@@ederadee the fuck are you on about? I'm not sure you understand what trolling is. Clearly you made a Facebook once, added 50 people including idiot family members, never put more effort into it, and decided "fAcEbOoK iS fOr CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiStS aDn OlD pEoPlLe." I mod several groups with tens of thousands of people, have hundreds of thousands of followers etc. Yeah, it's where it's at if you know how to utilize it.

[@nuancedhistory]

The only reason I'm on facebook is because that's where the entire Roman and Medieval reenactment community is. It used to be a phenomenal platform for communicating, buying and selling replicas, and sharing research for what we do, but now it's gotten progressively worse over the past 5 years with the changes to their algorithm and the banning of anything that has the word "sword" or whatever in it. If it weren't for the fact I need to be on there, I'd bail on Facebook in a heartbeat.

[@peteragurkis3590]

That is an interesting and niche hobby

[@nuancedhistory]

@@AC-kl2gf ah yes, Roman reenactment, the hobby where we definitely don't go and physically and socially interact with each other using nothing but the technology of 2000 years ago...

[@zacharygiles2984]

@@AC-kl2gf walk the talk then

[@United_States_Of_America__]

Do a german “no, it’s a big knife!”

[@MagicianStevey]

I don’t think this is laziness. He counted 10 minutes in his mind for more than 5 videos straight without messing up once. Absolutely insane.

[@TouchMeDono]

I'm afraid that this will be the future of KZbin. The dislike button is already useless, it's only a question of when will they remove it completely.

[@KKano_Frost]

Creators can still see them dislikes

[@Anonymous-df8it]

@@KKano_Frost Yeah, but no one else can see that it's a piece of garbage before they increase the view count.

[@hermeskun3274]

"Look back at the Charlie of 45 minutes ago". Our man Jesus can literally slap great content together over something he just learned about.

[@sergeant2039]

Attack on Titan Season 4 part 2 opening has been leaked: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jp3KonSjodSDfpo

[@hola-sr5ty]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3uznXuAjdWnnZI

[@highwaythruhell7882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZm9nIaEoLp2e7c THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT

[@pesadafara1639]

SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@whatsittoya7718]

Why was I expecting actual replies, of course they’re all a chain of bots

[@JustAnotherDudeHeree]

Nah the most shameless one of these I've personally witnessed was someone pretending to be a cop surrounded by a couple of fake detectives taking like 15 minutes to cut open a bag of coke only for it to be flour

[@ItsWesels]

You're literally my new favorite content creator, your language and everything of the sort is so precise. And I like how unsarcastic your sarcasm is, its flawless

[@cantaloupeslope]

You’ve changed my mind, Charlie. I’ll have to recover my old Hotmail address so I can see some of that banger content you’ve enlightened us on.

[@hola-sr5ty]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3uznXuAjdWnnZI

[@highwaythruhell7882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZm9nIaEoLp2e7c THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT

[@highwaythruhell7882]

CHARLIE'S MOM DIED! kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZm9nIaEoLp2e7c

[@pesadafara1639]

SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@finalfight505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKDZq4eMmNpsnMk

[@BulletC12]

2:55 the dollar store helmet paired with no safety eyewear got me good😂😂

[@Ronaldrygun]

I’m a volunteer firefighter and I’ve just got to say this, this is so fucking disrespectful, he doesn’t even fucking try. Everything he’s wearing so so fucking fake. If he went and joined a volunteer fd and took firefighter 1 I’m sure they would let him put a camera on his helmet and post the real shit. Like come on man, it’s not that hard to be a decent human being

[@MatthewWilliams-ws2ju]

Bro it's obvious fake why get so mad about it.

[@HT-rq5pi]

@@MatthewWilliams-ws2ju Aidan just wanted someone to know he is a volunteer firefighter

[@Vlamyncksken]

>be a decent human being Aaaaand...comment is now ruined. < reddit is that way

[@oraalid0nitsi]

oh nooo people are not allowed to act nooo

[@dipolarisland]

@Vermouth How is he a coward? Lol

[@theenchantedgoldenapplekin7979]

"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing."

[@Declan_ChristoTube_VA]

The secret to making the most of Facebook is joining numerous niche fandom shitposting groups. Top Tier content.

[@SgtKickass926]

Exactly, where else am I going to get History lessons using classic simpsons screenshots?

[@fancyultrafresh3264]

“We’re alive!!!!!” - most honest reaction from the actors, brilliant emotion, so well done.

[@oliver7186]

Charlie! The John Cage piece (called 4:33) the piece itself is to highlight that when someone is performing a piece of music it's not just the music that is playing thatr i part of the performance, the audience itself makes up a part of the experience of listening to the music. Not really the same, but I do understand your point but this example is a bad way of visualising it. Still, loved the video. It was very entertaining. Sorry I'm such a music-nerd and wanted to inform you

[@disturbedhalo117]

@Quark Still in your edgy Atheist phase? Don't worry it will pass.

[@Doom_Slug]

Music nerds are the ebola of nerds

[@sugma6723]

@@disturbedhalo117 it’s a bot man don’t waste ur time, KZbins crawling with them these days :(

[@sugma6723]

@@Doom_Slug this comment is going to keep me up for days trying to work out the meaning😂

[@disturbedhalo117]

@@sugma6723 Damn, I'm ashamed I fell for a bot.

[@mandoe2048]

I think I have a better chance being saved by the fire than the fireman.

[@zonaresng]

how does he talk so fluently without pausing. its like he has 10 times the amount of neurons firing inside his brain compared to an average joe. talent beyond measures, what a freaking legend

[@101trus]

Takes many takes

[@Prismate]

have you heard of retakes or are you dense

[@FuhzyLiquids]

That and he reads right from his script in the videos. That's why he looks to the right all the time

[@suelbeez9992]

All of the editing...

[@bl0odtea]

it’s not a one take, he obviously edits out all the pauses lol… don’t be dense bro

[@zayussaldana9467]

Imagine how awful of a fire fighter he would be

[@highwaythruhell7882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZm9nIaEoLp2e7c THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT

[@nathanielchieffallo4273]

Yes let me carry this woman out in flammable material

[@crunchproductions2276]

@Quark cool man thanks for that really relates to this video

[@averagecat4220]

@Quark just because you dislike religions in a form like that doesn’t mean that you have to go on and call everyone else wrong and shaming them for believing in something they chose to, and that’s all coming from an atheist

[@nathanielchieffallo4273]

@Quark yeah I'm an atheist and all that but acting like an ass isn't changing anyone's mind

[@Jombo1]

We've reached the peak of entertainment like a decade ago, we're just trying to see how awful it can be now and still get away with it.

[@ikik1410]

Eyoo jombo my guyy

[@JODRecaps]

hi Jombo, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔

[@i_commission_dspriscilla_a7486]

@Quark ^never felt a woman's touch

[@cruisingwithoutsail6585]

@@i_commission_dspriscilla_a7486 how's the touch of a woman relevant to anything. It's such a lame and outdated insult

[@i_commission_dspriscilla_a7486]

@@cruisingwithoutsail6585 hmm, seems like some collateral damage here. So sorry you're also a -cel.

[@saulgoodman7509]

Need some sexy music and squelching/banging sounds when the fire-fighter disappears into that room for 10 minutes.

[@greedisgud7227]

Just gotta point out Charlie’s video is under 10 min. A true hero of time efficiency and altruism.

[@michaelfjellstrom6586]

That is 100% on purpose, imagine if it was like 10. something or 11ish minutes long, the comment section would be 95% about how "ironic" it is since this video would be 10+ minutes long and charlies content is basically the same blabla (basically people trying to be funny about it)

[@DarthMicrotransaction]

thats because on youtube its actually 8 minutes, im a fulltime youtuber trust me id know, and so does charlie.

[@nei3-o5l]

Its funny how old people complain and warn us the most about Facebook and their privacy issues, while they're the only people keeping that god forsaken website alive.

[@brokenlegs8431]

I'd imagine the type of person who goes to facebook for entertainment is also the kind of person who can be entertained by this level of nothing

[@pesadafara1639]

SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@finalfight505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKDZq4eMmNpsnMk.

[@Sanctifires]

He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.

[@SgtEpicc]

Love how the fire is supposed to be on the left but the smoke comes out from the right side

[@barb0za0]

this is honestly upsetting… we are just braindead as a society. content nowadays is so lazy and unstimulating, it cannot be good for us

[@elvisgazaway]

Because we're supposed to entertain ourselves

[@geordiejones5618]

News flash: its always been this way its just more obvious now. Most humans for most of history have been dirt poor nomads or farmers struggling to live just above subsistence. Not exactly a whole lot of stimulating complex activity there just bare survival. Even in the last 200 years 99% of people who lived and died had little to no education and never had a chance to expand their minds. Its always been this way. We live in the only time you can rose above that.

[@trickstab7903]

Mans took "hitting the ten minute mark" to a whole new level

[@courtesy1o]

Yeah bro they really be doing nothing during 99% of the video

[@OneFinalAutumn]

7:20 this is some porn level acting. "What?! You were fucking underneath my kitchen table?!?!"

[@spartan1572]

Charlie: You make more if you breach the 10 minute mark Also Charlie: *doesnt make his video 10 minutes long* Gigachad

[@lilurethra725]

I once saw a video on Facebook where a girl was being “arrested” and the policeman spent 9 minutes unwrapping a ball of tinfoil that came out of a girls ass. In the end it was literally just her phone.

[@warriorsorb1111]

Saw it too. I just skipped to the end to see what it was 😂

[@britishpakistaniactor9096]

TIN FOIL???

[@theencore398]

The amount of medical terminology Charlie just casually throws at us is astounding

[@MakerBayfield]

for once my medical education has come to use

[@beabea5985]

Not for a doctor it's not.

[@Jartran72]

@@beabea5985 Even for normal people it is not, it was a joke. How about coming down from that ego trip mr doctor?

[@jetjames420]

7:37 I feel like we missed something here

[@chilifps1784]

4:52: of course they didn't find them, they're in camouflage

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

Ahhh, now it makes much more sense

[@Potatopie444]

From the thumbnail I thought we were gonna see a new season of Attaway General

[@error7193]

2:46 He’s just taking his time whilst she dies

[@MisterMusicArchive]

The best clickbait, doesn't-get-to-the-point, unskippable content

[@MisterMusicArchive]

@Believe That I'm not clicking that, so you better tell me what it is.

[@MisterMusicArchive]

@Quark ?

[@Doom_Slug]

@@MisterMusicArchive bots

[@MisterMusicArchive]

@@Doom_Slug Either that or 13-year-olds with nothing to do over the weekend.

[@damianford2637]

Remember when mr beast would put 7:00 outros on a three minute video?

[@tntcastle7431]

I was posting stuff on Facebook marketplace and was curious to see what was on the "watch" section. The first video I saw was a 21 minute video of a doctor pulling a worm out of this woman's thumb. I will never go back there.

[@mfever2829]

I thought Facebook only had minion memes like “I’m in shape but unfortunately that shape is a potato”

[@mantiscore90]

"deep vein thrombosis" got me good for some reason 🤣the way he eloquently crafts a joke without fuckin it up is incredible

[@OkPickles]

I can’t even be against this. It’s so laughable how obvious it is that they are stretching it but that’s the beauty of it. Part of the bit is that it’s stretched out for no reason. That’s the whole reason it’s funny. His whole bit that makes people follow him also makes him more money

[@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq]

You see the same kind of content on Snapchat Stories, since the number of ads shown is directly related to the number of snaps in the story. Two minutes of content, 8 minutes of oohing and aahing and pretending to get ready and etc... etc...

[@aguyinadormroom418]

Well, I've been doing pretty eh on youtube lately maybe I'll become a famous Facebook content creator

[@drakedorsey9572]

Justin Flom is the one i see the most, he's also a magician, and also shamelessly pads his videos exponentially. It's laughable tbh like i cannot believe they are willing to sell out so blatantly. WILD

[@bigmanbazzaaa]

I used Facebook live once and it was someone playing GTAV with a huge ‘parental advisory’ logo flashing up every 20 seconds or so.

[@Supakuri]

And I thought the “3:01” long Facebook fake videos were bad enough. And they still have grandmas commenting thinking they’re real.

[@Switch2sml]

This content is A.I. driven and there’s no denying it

[@pesadafara1639]

SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@adhamhazwan231]

@Quark it's a bot, don't listen

[@AarcticAB]

Let's be Honest the man was actually doing a DNA test to see if the girl was American or not for 9 minutes. A true American hero saving American lives.

[@bigfloppa5615]

Facebook is literally Reddit but for old people

[@JohnPerry27]

Reddit's kind of fun though. The nature and Diary of a Wimpy Kid subreddits clap.

[@finalfight505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKDZq4eMmNpsnMk.

[@theperseverer4373]

Those Facebook videos that deliberately drag a prank out for ages do my absolute nut in. I watched this one of them where this guy had just gotten married to a girl, and apparently she'd been wearing a mask for the whole time they were together, and he didn't know. Even though it blatantly wasn't a real face. The video consisted of him trying to take the mask off, and pretending it was difficult. I lost my shit.