Facebook Moms Think I'm Jesus

[@dr_skipwith]

This camera quality makes you look like Jesus.

[@dominostabz8234]

Ayyy doctor skipwithhhhh

[@ClassicDannyboy]

Hey Doctor Skipwith

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

@oky bruh

[@Chefffff]

the light does look a little more artificial tho, good, but different 🤔

[@aaa34953]

It's lighting not camera quality

[@UserU]

Charlie: I'm not actually Jesus Christ Facebook moms: That's exactly what Jesus would say

[@Ealsante]

The true Messiah always denies his divinity!

[@gmebusiness437]

@@Ealsante Great reference

[@lisasetiawan3552]

@@Ealsante i was gonna say that lol

[@LaysarOwO]

charlie: im not the messiah facebook: he's the messiah

[@fax6821]

Fax!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5OqnJJ4jbqEgqs . . .

[@geomijul]

"I'm not actually Jesus Christ, but I'll still call her my friend." Probably the sweetest thing Charlie has ever said, it's genuinely cute.

[@SprazzyGazoozle]

@Gorbo I'm pretty sure Philip K. Dick wrote something about that.

[@meurer13daniel]

I love when I'm watching a video while reading the comments, and then I see a comment quoting the exact sentence I'm listening in the moment. Shit is weird af. Happens all the time, wtf.

[@Frosty_V3]

690 likes, nice

[@philsharpe4315]

@@SprazzyGazoozle I'm Phillip the dick and I don't remember writing a book

[@Truck-kun_01]

honestly it's adorable

[@teazthunder5598]

"Jesus might forgive you for your sins, but I won't" That is legitimately one of the most threatening sentences I have ever heard, and it doesn't feel dangerous the way he says it.

[@Gaspatim]

Makes me think of like the quote / slogan of a french military group like a legion or whatever (i know nothing about the military and how these are called, divisions? Legions? Whatever) anyways they have the slogan "god forgives, we don't" and i mean hearing that from the military of the country that won both the most wars and battles in History, and has already conquered most of the world in it's History is kinda scary

[@FLT-TaintTickler11]

mah GAWD im the 1K like!!!!!!!

[@PlanetSping]

Charlie: "I'm not the Messiah!" Facebook moms: "HE'S THE MESSIAH!!!"

[@reka10]

US: He's a very *NAUGHTY BOY!*

[@leecee1174]

I see you are a man of culture

[@KevinBelmontLuna]

I agree with the facebook moms!

[@warlordofbritannia]

Only the true Messiah would deny his own divinity!

[@BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian]

that movie slaps

[@DanielPinheiroo]

wow, this jesus guy is really humble

[@anonuser1279]

As a Christian, I gotta say I love how he’s so respectful and sweet towards the elderly and Christians. I love how he’s respectful to everyone, it’s just so rare and it’s so wholesome how he’s so precious towards the elders lol.

[@skatrahatriel42]

KKKKKK VOCÊ AQUI

[@cheeseman9072]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl some hidden talent keep it hidden

[@sirdop5793]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl That song made Jesus come to my house off the cross and punched my phone to stop the music then proceeded to go back there

[@enzo_fruet_4542]

Daniel nos comentários

[@donkeya3406]

Charlie: "I am NOT the messiah" Gertrude, beverly, Muriel: "HE IS THE MESIAH"

[@tastefulmemer4082]

This comment needs more likes

[@juliocalderon4687]

😂😂

[@cheeseisgood17]

im dead lmao

[@benfadhiil3443]

Only the true messiah denies his divinity!

[@panic_to_not_try5884]

Don't forget Debrah, Betty, and Barbara.

[@WheelBarrowYT]

My mom calls you the KZbin Jesus

[@WaivexJCI]

Lmao

[@dodo-bot]

I mean, shes not wrong

[@redflea2877]

i was drawing fanart of him and my mom thought i was drawing jesus

[@marvingeorge8856]

Charlie is like Superman, when he wears his glasses, he's just Charlie but when he's naked eyed with his signature holy shirt, somehow water turns to wine

[@facobackup]

tafuk are those comments

[@neurosect1983]

@@aaronrodgers166 true people call Charlie critikal, get outta here bot

[@michael04__806]

yes

[@marvingeorge8856]

my lord, these bots strike any chance they get

[@average__height8033]

With glasses he turns Intelligent, without glasses he becomes blind Jesus

[@AjitaniShirasu]

Facebook moms: *“PLEASE FORGIVE OUR SINS.”* Charlie: “sure, you guys are chill.”

[@eugene9487]

742 likes 0 reply

[@masterkent1]

One sub one prayer

[@Kumalalaguyy]

@Angelina L 👇💋 bruh

[@monkeyesman4384]

These replies 💀

[@Xendrick]

I'm a Catholic and I can 100% confirm Jesus would definitely say this

[@mr.bisness7617]

“Jesus might forgive you for your sins, but i wont” is such a strong statement

[@trugo_official]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5vcZpiOgd6rmtk

[@marieramos638]

Something Jesus would say at this day and age

[@ltb1345]

A based statement indeed.

[@plazmatter]

Fnf

[@flygawnebardoflight]

"I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't!"

[@shermanpaul4654]

Jesus saw the Internet and cringed so hard he sent down one of his lookalike angels to fix it.

[@gneu1527]

Yep

[@sarahmiller6265]

Underrated comment

[@realscoralpha]

[@raviel_0422]

Charlie calls the commenter cute and not make fun of them is what makes him kind and a good man.

[@guineapigtalks]

They are grandma's!

[@Thomistic.enigma]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl noo, I got Josh Rolled

[@songgbirdd]

clearly this makes him the real jesus

[@Timmering]

I mean, it is super adorable.

[@hypnotoad28]

@@Thomistic.enigma Josh Roehl'd*

[@susu_jpg]

Charlie being modest again and saying he isn’t Jesus.

[@DM-of7ys]

Classic Charlie

[@BlingIsSpring]

😳

[@MikeAruba69]

Such a Jesus thing to say.

[@Dmartinez117]

Hi Susu! Do you ever get compared to someone? Like Virgin Mary?

[@majot511]

He still thinks he can convince us he isn't jesus

[@bryn1063]

Charlie: "I'm not actually jesus christ" His fans: "the hell you aren't."

[@vexcine]

Like check

[@Brejdu]

You are the messiah

[@Brejdu]

"Im not"

[@Brejdu]

HE IS THE MESSIAH

[@josephdanieljirehdimacali4418]

@@Brejdu thats what would Messiah would say.

[@iateyourfather92]

You look like Jesus if he turned water into crack

[@aworthy2780]

This is why I read the comments

[@cripplinggenderdysphoria]

why is this so accurate tho

[@adamxx3]

@@cripplinggenderdysphoriadon’t pretend you know what this skitzo meant

[@cripplinggenderdysphoria]

@@adamxx3 Bro I do know but I don't know what ur saying

[@Karanegros]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@thejesuschrist]

I think you're handsome

[@bed7610]

@UC7r7fCLmJmUB3GZzAKXO8ag he commented literally 1 minute ago lol

[@kingnostalgia7911]

@@bed7610 dude had a stroke typing his username ☠☠☠

[@ochna000]

true

[@moisavictoria]

Omg jesus hi even you had to confirm charlie is jesus

[@jeremoo]

ok

[@ESOdanny]

The next challenge is to print it out, frame it and see it goes unnoticed on your Nans mantelpiece for a year.

[@darepacito]

no

[@Big_Footless]

People would line up just to get a peek at it

[@averyangrycrow4936]

I’ll fucking do it

[@Luke-qe8so]

havent seen you in awhile, love your videos man

[@thatoneyoutuber6144]

obiwan kenobi reference

[@filipfromsuperteam9386]

this feels like that one news outlet where a Filipino woman spent 4 years praying to a Buddha figure until one day a friend pointed out the figure was actually Shrek dressed as Buddha

[@sassas1487]

hey they are both nice guys

[@Kgopani3101]

Even better!!

[@LU-37]

I'm disappointed with the fact that you edited your comment for something but didn't correct your spelling of "Filipino" Edit: not offended or anything, just disappointed

[@darkshepherd3126]

Lol

[@egghgh69]

its filipino friend-

[@TheFrenchMan1223]

He may not be physical Jesus, but he’s KZbin’s jesus

[@Alcarus06]

The moistsia

[@keeperofthehammer6795]

I like how he tries to deny that he's Jesus, then halfway through he lets us know he's doing a pepper eating challenge for charity. Literally dying for our sins all over again. Thank you Jesus.

[@AlanKocisMusic]

poppy

[@felixc.3444]

Poppy

[@confus.d]

poppy

[@5frogfrenzy]

poppy

[@lucialay9137]

poppy

[@MangoPull]

charlie could adverties his bathwater as holy water and the facebook moms would buy it

[@saf365]

LMAOO

[@broodlingg]

lmoa

[@aprettydumbperson]

@@broodlingg laughing my off ass?

[@byziness4613]

This is how he puts Belle out of business

[@Adam-tj3yx]

Oh my fucking god imagine...

[@junior214223]

Congratulations Charlie, you've earned the rank of "Minion". This means that middle aged women will now be sharing images of you along with inspirational quotes

[@ceoofcomedy3009]

i'd pay to see that.

[@t_ylr]

To be fair to Facebook moms I think they know it's not an actual photo of Jesus lmao

[@lumini_i]

@@t_ylr you overestimate Facebook moms

[@xujio]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJy7e4OXe7iZe80 is this good

[@ceoofcomedy3009]

@@xujio no

[@Tiggeez]

I’m a 65 yr old woman of faith. A: it’s true, Charlie looks like the “most often” depiction of Jesus. B: compared to the millions of disgusting and truly evil less than humans on KZbin, Charlie is wholesome C: I don’t find him offensive in the least, he is hilarious and always true to his word.Good show Charlie, thanks! Old bat sends ❤ (the old woman in me wants to trim your hair by an inch)

[@TheAbsolutelyRealInsanity]

cap

[@rawmaw]

very cute!

[@FinallyIamAshark]

​@@TheAbsolutelyRealInsanityNah, go away roblox kid.

[@TempoChannel5]

​@@TheAbsolutelyRealInsanitynah this is real, their account is older than you

[@xaviorlubecke3043]

​@whiteg0rilla yes, please save my generation also love jesus

[@ALSPEHEIR]

Jesus came back, and he is a Twitch streamer. What a time to be alive.

[@t-aspect132]

✈️

[@xxx_suckmyballs_xxx9599]

🕴️🌪️

[@Crinlask]

🏚🎰

[@imfrom4chan648]

🌋🌡️

[@keeganwullaert4996]

Not a bad concept for a webcomic honestly

[@buttonmash2524]

Fun fact: Jesus Christ was actually the first member of the Moistverse.

[@simonesurana]

jesus is a penguinz0 stan account admin fosho

[@TEJONPARK]

Lmaoooo

[@barrothontherocks3325]

hey it's biblical moist cr1tikal and i'm in the middle of dying for your sins. yea baby that's what i've been waiting for woooooooo

[@xiaowithaslimeonhishead6122]

I made this have 1k likes

[@goldenpig6453]

Friggin love your ROBO_Head pfp

[@bioboss8369]

Charlie: “I’m not the Messiah.” Facebook: “He’s the Messiah!”

[@Slayer3752]

paul and barnabas moment

[@okay3667]

The worst place to be a messiah

[@TheStonedZone]

"That's something the Messiah would say!"

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

Please don't crucify this man

[@benogilvie6770]

Monty Python.

[@Hapeey]

As a Christian, this is actually kind of funny. From all the movies about Jesus i've seen, Charlie would probably be a good character. I mean he DOES look like him in the movies.

[@VtuberCl1ps]

Fellow Christian ayo

[@EnderMarksman]

The voice is the problem if he ended up in a Bible series as Jesus, But I would still watch it

[@Lily-uv3gf]

um no lmaoo u Christians r so misinformed even about ur own silly religion

[@FinallyIamAshark]

And he speaks softly, screams of a great leader. Though I can also imagine him shouting well if he had the will for it.

[@FinallyIamAshark]

​@@EnderMarksmanNah, it would make it more believable.

[@BAM_2444]

The second he said "hop into my van" i already agreed, he didn't even have to explain

[@dontaidavid4499]

down bad for keanu jesus.

[@silverhawk8699]

_You had me at 'H-'_

[@Bantzhole]

Well it is Jesus

[@sitorchallenge5691]

No need for candy

[@fartinhaler72]

its cause you can always trust jesus

[@bruvie_editz]

Ever notice that Jesus and Charlie are never seen together?

[@farhat7126]

No way

[@Messier42-handle]

thats probably because jesus is dead i know its a joke

[@RedBoko2017]

woah dude this is conclusive evidence! Worship our lord and saviour Penguinz0

[@Glu55y]

He's on to something 🤔🤔🤔

[@murtad123]

coincidence ? I think NOT

[@goldenturtle5850]

Charlie: “Would you please listen to me, I’m not the messiah!” Everyone: “He is the messiah!”

[@restlessspawns]

KANKER MESSIAH

[@JM_Tushe]

The Lord has spoken again!

[@proxkei2266]

He is not the messiah. He is just a very naughty boy!

[@briefgreg3347]

Charlie is Jesus Christ Charlie is famous. Charlie is a famous Jesus Christ.

[@NeroZenith]

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

I love how Charlie didn't choose to make fun of these people, and instead takes it as sweet and wholesome.

[@alexpuhringer7924]

"Im not Jesus." Sounds like something Jesus would say.

[@thomaswhitt145]

But Jesus would say he is Jesus or son of god that's why he was crucified

[@E_l_l_i_e]

@@thomaswhitt145 lesson learned

[@janellecooper6160]

@@thomaswhitt145 what a chad

[@existentialrookie5432]

Say Jesus without the Je.... hmmm... 🤔🤔

[@cbmobile1797]

666 likes lmao

[@starlightbrigade2789]

"He flipped a table one time" that's an understatement..

[@Dumbass717]

*I MEAN HARDLY ANYONE REMEMBERS!*

[@monetisationsign7809]

The spam accounts are coming in threes!

[@dorian4191]

@@Dumbass717 hey Charlie

[@lorddog7249]

Literally went on a rampage

[@Dumbass717]

@@dorian4191 hey man

[@SonnikkuGamer6969]

everybody gangsta till Charlie gets his memory back and finds out he is actually Jesus (Edit: This comments was made by a Muslim)

[@CommissarChaotic]

wait... he said in that one video that the other Critikals were his brothers separated from birth... And everyone is supposed to be God's children... Charlie is Jesus confirmed.

[@kikoasnowz]

aw shit we bout to stop gangsta soon den

[@bush_kit]

Let's throw a pigeon at him, that'll bring his memory back

[@jokertm6889]

And he grow 6 feet tall legs

[@Rou...]

Alzheimers

[@ICharlyl]

I always say "Amen" when you upload

[@hoothoot9770]

Xd

[@kabeeeeeee]

a man and a woman

[@shuaibkamedien2203]

😂

[@Slushe_zALIEN]

off topic but I have the power to change this comment to 1.K to 1.1K ‼️

[@Saadiscool-qp5gh]

​@@Slushe_zALIENAbsolutely no one fucking cares about that

[@mrsleepykat7214]

"Jesus may forgive you for your sins, but I won't" Best quote of 2021

[@not_ghostic]

I just was on that part XD

[@leahdashes9421]

Mark 11:25. “And whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone, so that your Father also who is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.”

[@casiopea12]

I exited the video and saw this as soon as he said it how does this always happen

[@quasar9745]

I wouldn't either

[@theblaze2294]

so jesus wont

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Charlie: I'm not Jesus. Also Charlie: *Runs a charity stream where he sacrifices himself to help people with incurable diseases.

[@TFisGravity]

Very underrated.

[@sotb367]

he is curing lazarus

[@zawardo2229]

Exactly. He's not Jesus He's better than Jesus

[@Tagerrun]

@@zawardo2229 super Jesus perhaps? The one we needed to battle the super devil?

[@cusimeon4195]

Charlie: im not the messiah Everyone:hes the messiah

[@BrentTV]

They thought right.

[@aaronrodgers166]

I JUST FED A PAIR OF GLASSES TO AN ANT COLONY IN MY VIDEO. THEY GOT EATEN LMAO CRY YOU BLIND SNOWFLAKES! ❄️❄️ 🤡🤣

[@carlenscharles2903]

URINE GANG 4 LIFEE!!!!!!

[@seekpenance]

bro didn’t even watch the video and comments on the title knowing he’ll get over 1k like’s anyway smfh

[@alonetraveler5391]

@@aaronrodgers166 is this supposed to be offensive to me or what

[@mariopalmer3649]

bro didn't even watch the video and comments on the title knowing he'll get over 1k like's anyway smfh

[@noooiisloth]

0:35 yeah the flipping the table was for sure his peak no question ong

[@PeppermintPaul]

Nah bruh the ultimate sacrifice was peak lore

[@solus8685]

6:14 Charlie saying "it is so cute" like that just cured my depression and added a whole 5 years to my lifespan

[@emilypagan6714]

Only 5 years?

[@zomb1eez]

idk why that made my heart melt

[@novicejaguar3339]

If he says it 20 more times, you will live a long time

[@dirteesocc6864]

wait so you only have 5 years left to live?

[@idkwhoiam1012]

I was looking for this comment his smile is so wholesome 😭

[@kierano7698]

Jesus: "Guys I swear I'm the son of God!" No one believed him. Charlie: "Guys I swear I'm not Jesus!" Hm yes. He is Jesus.

[@trugo_official]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5vcZpiOgd6rmtk

[@TheDracoStar]

This reminds me of Month Python for some reason

[@ns8158]

"He IS the Messiah!"

[@secretboy81]

jesus never said he was the son of god

[@Synocra]

Except he never said that

[@nairsheasterling9457]

"He flipped over a table one time." Even, better, Charlie. He chased the people making money off temple-goers out of the temple in a hulk-induced fury. Fantastic shit.

[@BiryuTheFox]

He lashed them as well I believe. Sent their money clattering along the floor.

[@nairsheasterling9457]

@@BiryuTheFox I think he used a whip, maybe, all Indiana Jones style? Could be wrong.

[@BiryuTheFox]

@@nairsheasterling9457 That sounds right. But odds are not a full length whip like we use on cattle or what have you. Jesus was tired of being nice and decided to go apeshit... but to be fair, those guys were using a temple to conduct business AND taking money from poor folks so... kinda deserved it.

[@jfmg64]

"It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach." - Android 16, DBZ

[@leen9609]

maybe ill convert to christianity 💗

[@fyka2902]

"When will he return?... What if I told you he never left."

[@jemmerl]

The fact that he said the situation was "adorable" instead of some variant of "cringe" shows what kind of a person Charlie is. Kindness comes in many forms; we love our long-haired 2nd coming!

[@yuzurubrijer4556]

Because it is adorable. They are just a bunch of moms/grandmas being wholesome, positive moms/grandmas. They don't cause any slight inconvenience to anyone, why would anyone call it out as cringe?

[@jemmerl]

@@yuzurubrijer4556 Because there are a lot of not so kind people out there, especially those who like the jump on the "blindly hate old ppl and religion" train.

[@youwantmyname9208]

@@jemmerl yeah bruh, I don't get the point to argue over religion. Let them believe what they believe, even Albert Einstein himself have a religion

[@5omebody]

... i mean i don't see how this can be considered cringe in any way so i don't quite get what point you're trying to make here. the way i see it, it'd either be: - adorable (or something like that), or - it wouldn't be interesting enough to post at all (i mean... it's facebook what's the worst that happens there)

[@Somespideronline]

@@5omebody oh believe me, some (disrespectful) people can consider this cringe

[@lazerstudios9982]

As a Christian, I find this hilarious how most people can be so easily deceived, it reminds me of that time an elderly woman was praying to a mural of Keanu Reeves thinking it's Jesus

[@glitchzop2995]

What?

[@KingIrahaj]

That's actually kinda funny. But I understand what you're saying.

[@pinkneko13]

I liked the one where she was praying to young Obi Wan Kenobi

[@sero.toniii]

LMAO THEY DID WHAT

[@Fahad-gf1wx]

This is why idol worship is haram

[@lucianoarebalo41]

“Wait a minute This isn’t Jesus, this is the hot hunger games actor!”

[@the-bman]

💀

[@dougman1067]

HOLY SHIT YOUR SMART

[@rinyeongi6322]

Damn, he's hot af 😳😳😳

[@burger1979]

@@dougman1067 no he isn’t dummy

[@burger1979]

@@rinyeongi6322 wheres your proof?

[@roseyfirequeen314]

I love being apart of this community

[@BrightShadðw]

Christianity?

[@icommentonvideos5911]

“You could make a religion out of this” -Bill Wurtz

[@MontySlython]

"No, don't" -Bill Wurtz

[@markjustmark7599]

"Christianise all the Christians" - Bill Wurtz, History of the entire world I guess

[@carpetcarpet1]

on god bru no pun intended💀💀

[@achairwithinternetaccess996]

​@@MontySlython "no no, let them do that" -Bill Wurtz

[@RorbotRobot]

"The Earth Is A Deadly Laser" -Bill Wurtz

[@joelyt1682]

"I'm not actually Jesus Christ" that's what all Jesus Christs say.

[@nickmuffin1722]

The second coming 😳

[@h222ley]

exactly 👀

[@notinterested8452]

How many are there? Thousands? Millions?

[@packosand3287]

its a joke you heard millions of times its not funny anymore

[@puppyfacespiderman3610]

true

[@static1912]

“Guys please, I’m not Jesus Christ, son of God.” Sounds like a very Jesus thing to say

[@Aarnyx]

copied comment smh ;-;

[@shupasopni]

@@Aarnyx Literally everyone in this comment section has used this joke though.

[@static1912]

@@Aarnyx it really wasn’t. But if you don’t like it, you don’t have to interact with it.

[@gl1tched_g2m3er2]

@@Aarnyx cry about it XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

“Fine I am Jesus then” See he admits it!

[@Themostunreal]

Bro is undercover and thought we wouldn't notice

[@jhelp_the_fig]

“I’m not Jesus” Sounds like something Jesus would say

[@tristanperciful6609]

A more Jesus hing to say would be "hey I'm the son of God and if you don't believe me it's your problem and I'm sorry for you"

[@marcus5202]

Disagree

[@intrynsic]

No

[@i_likemen5614]

not rlly

[@stonecoldsteveaustin9353]

ikr he'd have to deny it just to get all those church groupies off his jock for 5 seconds

[@GoldenNinja50]

Sometimes I confuse Charlie with Jesus so I can't blame them

[@bigdog4166]

Hey man I saw you at minecon in New Jersey your channel has grown alot good luck.

[@InspectahReese]

I pray to my moist lord every night

[@matguimond92]

lmao Charlie looks like Jesus if he had a B12 deficiency

[@stare4539]

Loooool

[@atmywhitson]

That's kinda sad

[@RubyMay]

Titles like this from any other KZbinr would be clickbait but not Charlie

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Fr

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKGqdX18bbWsb6s. ..

[@deadytm]

@ﹰ yes. *the content.*

[@thecoffindancegang4170]

DDOI says hi

[@zhaiketoledo3658]

@ﹰ Real titles that sounds bs but it is true

[@prod3kero]

Jokes aside, I feel bad for the woman who said she never had a father.

[@jiro110]

Plot Twist: They're all actually fans of Charlie and just went along with the joke. Edit: How the fuck this comment get this many likes?

[@spamsingles5948]

Nice Death grips pfp

[@NurseAmamiya]

That be really awesome too

[@crabalockerfishwife643]

honestly this reeks of shitposting lmaoo

[@zarif.k]

ö

[@zarif.k]

@DON`T VISIT MY CHANNEL !!! ( WARNING ) ok i wont

[@-ver6459]

Charlie: "I'm not Jesus." Also Charlie: *proceeds to announce a charity stream

[@darkcorestudies6038]

Charlie: “I’m not Jesus… BUT”.

[@ArjunTheRageGuy]

He may not be Jesus, but he does things that are positive like Jesus would do, like that charity stream. Dunno about something like critikal turning water into wine tho lol.

[@esthermontoya5399]

@@ArjunTheRageGuy even better, turning bread into fleshlights

[@BlazeTrail1269]

@@esthermontoya5399 turning cake into the moby huge

[@anonymousobserver6508]

@@darkcorestudies6038 I said this while tapping on the comments and saw yours, died seconds later

[@anb1142]

As much as I like monotone dry humor, it's a gift to see Charlie really happy and filled with emotion

[@lonecyclone8493]

This is oddly wholesome

[@f1shyspace]

Bots are out of control

[@haceee]

@YeaMan Page*

[@yesthisisprodigy4242]

you could say he's a "a gift from god "

[@felixc.3444]

@@f1shyspace this is a SOMA moment

[@Burgertimee]

Charlie: “I am not the messiah” Facebook Moms: “He is the messiah”

[@nalluvsuxoxo]

Charlie is the equivalent of a gentle giant. He looks like a giga-chad testosterone monster of a human but he's really liking how everyone calls him Jesus and is okay with it and thinks it's adorable.

[@VitruvianSkeleton]

Mans is 5'6 if anything he's a gentle midget

[@mislerie]

@@VitruvianSkeleton Violation 💀

[@pewnews806]

@@VitruvianSkeleton godamn

[@LordDeathAku]

@@VitruvianSkeleton EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💀

[@alicedonatsuki4041]

@@VitruvianSkeleton LMAO WHY YOU GOTTA DO HIM LIKE THAT XD

[@artiejj]

"jesus might forgive you for your sins, but I wont" stop contradicting yourself charlie

[@Sampsonoff]

Interesting picture. Where did you find that?

[@professionalsimpdestroyer4135]

@The one and only Is that the black swordsman?

[@samueld4vid]

@The one and only Charlie and Jesus are synonymous

[@匚尺丂乇-k3v]

@@Sampsonoff 100 layers of _splooj_ challenge

[@mightychondria666]

@@Sampsonoff Trisha paytas

[@KL-xr4oz]

Charlie must have a sweet old Christian lady in his life he's thinking of, because he talks about these women like they're all his long-lost grandmas.

[@Nox_Desiree]

Must have a devout Christian grandmother or mother by the sounds of it

[@ovo1984]

Yes im sure he has/had someone in his life that means alot and the comments may have reminded him of her. This is a pretty genuinely good guy after all lol

[@zex992001]

Don't like this comment anymore, it's on 420.

[@Pincsi01]

I can only think of the christian grandma who got fired up and started trying to beat their grandkid for being gay

[@shupasopni]

@@Pincsi01 Yeah he's probs got a totally different relation to them then me or you since he grew up Christian with what seems like a good family. His dad (who shows up in some vids) seems pretty cool at least.

[@JustARandomPersonLol69420]

3:58 “I’m not actually Jesus Christ but I’ll still call her my friend.” This is why I love Charlie

[@brianetie86]

I can’t even fathom how Charlie doesn’t let stuff like this go to his head. His entire DNA is down to Earth.

[@Aglaesia]

@oky shut up dude

[@TheMyNeooo]

@oky u had a stroke?

[@_sumina]

Because nothing is real

[@chrisrivera466]

That’s because Charlie humble asf

[@dmytrogalan1005]

Just like Jesus... Edit:(I'm sorry for your comment section)

[@michaelchef]

"If he wasn't the son of God, he would have fucked" Top tier Charlie quote

[@codenameloser8488]

Too bad sex is unholy in terms of the church 😞

[@firecraft1324]

@@codenameloser8488 So the church wants humans to go extinct?

[@codenameloser8488]

@@firecraft1324 idk how human anatomy works so can’t confirm

[@firecraft1324]

@@codenameloser8488 You don't know how babies are made?

[@Just_Reading_Comments]

@CodenameLoser sex is not unholy even in terms of the Church, it’s supposed to be sacred but not unholy

[@Danymok]

Finally, Facebook moms are right about something

[@kartikreddy4102]

Ok

[@maxgoldstein6309]

It is the first time.. probably won't keep the streak going tho 😂

[@sicthemutt]

No

[@sueheheheh6398]

sooner or later they’ll start saying that the minions are the co founders of Facebook

[@_crimsonwxnter]

@@kartikreddy4102 no

[@diobrando4938]

"Jesus might forgive your sins...but I won't."

[@letsjustrelax0]

Charlie saying the words “Cute” and “Adorable” just makes this situation even more wholesome

[@larsheen]

true i feel butterflies in my stomach

[@he4787]

epic

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKGqdX18bbWsb6s. ..

[@Sid_Kill]

@@larsheen that might be the tacos you ate earlier

[@scr3am273]

@@larsheen ok?

[@marygraber7096]

Gotta say, as someone who has grown up religious and surrounded by these kind of women, I’m really glad to see Charlie call it adorable and wholesome instead of just outright making fun of them. That in itself I found pure

[@MilkBags69]

I love people like you

[@fancyguyfromsweden]

@@MilkBags69 Damn, catwoman with massive bazongas!!

[@LKonstantina915]

some of them are just ordinary mom users, posting GOOD MORNINGGGG posts and minion memes. Not all of them are karens although there are a lot of them... edit: A lot of christian moms on fb are karens like it or not because they are being fanatic which is not good. Nothing to do with christianity. Its like saying a large portion of black people are poor because of third world africa countries.

[@fancyguyfromsweden]

@@LKonstantina915 bruh..imagine Minions with huge badonkies...haha....

[@fancyguyfromsweden]

I don't even know who i truly am anymore

[@calimantis]

It says a lot about a person's integrity when they have every opportunity to belittle someone and their ideology handed to them on a silver platter, and instead decide to make it a positive and uplifting experience, regardless of what their own ideology might be. Absolute megachad

[@queerlibtardhippie9357]

You guys will be really surprised when you see a black and a white getting along

[@stigma2182]

@@queerlibtardhippie9357 what is that even supposed to mean

[@Account-qe1hg]

@@stigma2182 I think THEYRE saying that its not that complicated or hard to do the right thing, and not be an A hole

[@LovelyAngel.]

@@Account-qe1hg to me in this particular topic it would be very hard... I live in a country where the government is occupied by Vatican and is doing anything in their power to destroy me for being a woman. I leave my house everyday and hear Christians saying how women should have no rights and we're sinful for just existing. Then I see how they approve a new law that prevents doctors from helping women at hospitals if their pregnancies are a threat to their life - one woman already died because of it last month, another one is on her way to die and I see Christians celebrating that all over the social media. There were sane people (mostly women) protesting and a counter protest was "men fighting for virgin Mary" with men marching with a picture of their imaginary woman anime protagonist bs and shouting that they're going to "protect her at any cost" completely blind that they're telling actual real women standing in front of them to die. And what's especially gross is that the picture they praise looks like a beautiful white Hollywood actress - when you look at it from a third person perspective, it clearly looks like they fap to that virgin Mary. And all I see in this video is a opposite-sex version of that - Christian women comment 'I love Jesus!' only if the Jesus on the picture is attractive. That makes me sick to my stomach and it's very hard for me to give any respect to Christians. And I don't believe in 'good Christian' and 'bad Christian' narrative - it's a faux, I have never seen a Christian protecting people from other Christians, you're either one of them and you're an evil person or not.

[@bilbloblep6769]

@@LovelyAngel. we have the same situation here in the middle East, although it's much much more engraved and internalised than the people themselves could realise, women here are denied many freedoms and no one seems to see it as prejudice, but its deemed "normal", and any woman who decides to speak up is considered to be a whore that belongs in hell, it's truly saddening and frustrating to me as an activist, and I won't say its because of religion but the people surely make it seem like it.

[@BenPrysny]

2:44 oh no, I hope I’m not late

[@bklynspidey42]

Maybe a little

[@banchan7546]

I love how genuinely happy Charlie is to make others happy even if it wasn’t intentional

[@qumi369]

Yeah it was super cute. Its nice to see Charlie be the funny monotone man, but its great to see him very happy now. The comments are also super adorable

[@xujio]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJy7e4OXe7iZe80 is this good

[@eldritchkitty2396]

These bots are so annoying!

[@Cstephanie1746t]

I was not expecting this to be so hilariously adorable

[@cyntdestroyer69xd]

Reply section of this comment called, asked to return the quality of replies here. I refused

[@xujio]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJy7e4OXe7iZe80 is this good

[@depo3343]

Charlie Is truly Being elevated in life.

[@bean6340]

he is jesus prove me wrong

[@Class422]

@oky oh shit

[@red__guy]

I prefer the word ascended to describe Charlie

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yep

[@beeza]

Remove the “being” from this comment

[@Ocro555]

I thought this video was gonna be Facebook Moms seeing Charlie and go "yo that's Jesus reincarnated he looks just like Jesus and he's a KZbinr under the name of Charlie"

[@lunarvclipse2931]

its so refreshing to hear charlie call the situation adorable or wholesome instead of cringe or making fun of those women. makes me really happy for some reason

[@samuelsprings7245]

I love it so much.

[@JavierGarcia-ie4iv]

Plot Twist: He doesn’t wear the same shirt every video. He does all his videos in one take and post them separately

[@zawardo2229]

He actually has just 50 of those same shirts

[@basilmybeloved7170]

@@zawardo2229 its a joke

[@TheRealHerbaSchmurba]

@@zawardo2229 hes a cartoon character

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

he took one loooong video when he started the channel and has been snipping and uploading ever since

[@shupasopni]

@@kashmirwillwin3124 Ah, I see he's a prophet. Makes sense. He is the son of god.

[@malachaicrosby1557]

"he was pretty cool... He flipped over a table one time" that's totally what Jesus is known for 🤣🤣🤣

[@christophealexander3262]

Its justifiable i meant if you turn a place of worship to a market..

[@axderwraith1486]

@@christophealexander3262 I mean, even as an atheist, yeah, that's kinda fucked up! Turning most things into a market is kind of disrespectful, let alone a place of worship where people go to try to "relax" (I can't think of the right term, but I hope my point is gotten)

[@epicMcoy10]

@@axderwraith1486 yeah man another way to see it is like if some dudes just barged into your house and started selling their stuff and your stuff and you're just trying to relax at home

[@axderwraith1486]

@@epicMcoy10 yeah, good way to put it.

[@RayramAureanBlue]

@@christophealexander3262 Yeah, I'm not religious, but when I read about that as a kid it really humanised him in a hilarious way for me. I thought, "Hey even the son of God gets a little upset when people do the wrong thing and start flipping tables, how relatable."

[@daisylacanlale6402]

The fact when i saw the thumbnail, i absolute fell for it wich is insane tbh.

[@Nouncee]

Moist is such a good actor he convinced thousands he was Jesus with a picture alone

[@Soroosh.S83]

underrated comment

[@the_llama]

He convinced thousands he was charlie*

[@SlavicFox]

His name is penguinz0

[@lincolnlanier8596]

@@SlavicFoxBruh……

[@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω]

@@SlavicFox his name is charlie

[@bubblebeampiplup8132]

I don’t know why, but seeing Charlie smiling at this is pretty wholesome to me.

[@trugo_official]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5vcZpiOgd6rmtk

[@francescapalmieri5869]

Unrelated, but it's good to see a fellow Knoll enjoyer

[@bubblebeampiplup8132]

@@francescapalmieri5869 Nice to meet you as well, fellow Knoll fan!

[@fleetwoodcheese]

me when knoll from sacred stones

[@vecvecvec]

hello knoll fire emblem

[@mr.doppelganger4716]

Charlie: "i'm not the messiah" Me: "oh" Charlie: "i'm also doing a charity stream.." Me: "HE IS THE MESSIAH!!!"

[@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam]

Giorno😱😱

[@GayKermit-._-.]

Day😱😱

[@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam]

@@GayKermit-._-. lmao

[@chargyplays]

To that one Facebook commenter saying that Jesus didn't have long hair: You're wrong

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

What people don’t realize is that Charlie actually has a lot more in common with Jesus apart from looks. They’re both generous, humble, kind and just overall really good people.

[@drkspnova]

Charlie *is* actually Jesus, he's just being modest.

[@glyphicgames7591]

@@drkspnova And Also Done With Humanities Shit

[@buzzthebuzzer6230]

And they both have many followers

[@bruh-qv3ho]

The guy below me is telling a lie

[@yairsense]

Idk I don't think jesus would be white but what do I know I'm Jewish

[@MiniTStark]

Charlie is so respectful. He didn’t even drop a single insult to Christianity or Christians

[@nymvlt]

Because there's no reason to. Christianity itself is fine, the misuse of it isn't. There's nothing wrong with what these people are doing on FB

[@scienceteam9254]

Why would Jesus insult his own followers?

[@Simon-eu2hz]

@@ButtChugDoug66I don't make fun but some beliefs.. like Islam....a religion that deserves to be ridiculed, if you know about islam then you'll know why, if you don't you should learn, david Wood is a good place to start.

[@ammagon4519]

@@ButtChugDoug66 Redditors: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@ButtChugDoug66]

@@Simon-eu2hz people are easily manipulated but their ain't nothin nobody can do about it really

[@LunaMapping_KR]

Charlie is just Jesus saying he is not Jesus while just trying to have fun in the modern world

[@XenaAndKin]

Religious netflix series idea that even I, an atheist, would watch

[@MrLazlo15]

Should check out the anime Saint Young Men. Jesus and Buddah are roomies in Tokyo. Pretty entertaining.

[@Avilo.]

This is one of those videos I come back too every couple months

[@hypertensiontwist6953]

I like to imagine Jesus sounded like Charlie. "Go gargle smegma Judas."

[@wafflemation6887]

GOODAMN

[@Mae_burowski_hates_feds]

This fucking killed me

[@Mercurii1]

What’s smegma?

[@wafflemation6887]

@@Mercurii1 lubricant on genitalia

[@powxey]

HELP

[@TheDudebot90]

Jesus walked on water, raised someone from the dead, turned water into wine, calmed a storm with his voice. Charlie: "He seemed cool. He flipped a table once."

[@danielleayala2171]

LMAO

[@nintendoman8915]

Did Jesus actually do any of those things. Because there is no proof that he did or am I wrong?

[@nintendoman8915]

@@FancyFace-CMZ oh ok

[@dumbpinkthing]

@@nintendoman8915 theres no proof cause those things arent physically possible

[@SoonerPerfected]

@@dumbpinkthingThat’s the whole point of doing them in the first place

[@sapphinese]

I can’t speak for Jesus, but I don’t think he’d be offended by this tbh. He’d probably just think it’s as sweet and funny as you do.

[@captainnachos2233]

Yeah I’d say so too. I’ll ask him in a couple of years

[@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon]

@@captainnachos2233 In a couple of years?

[@4badlisting650]

@@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon I think he means he's gonna die in a couple of years

[@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon]

@@4badlisting650 That's what i'm concerned about

[@bummm7065]

Of course, charlie = jesus

[@BigDaddyDelliott]

Bro accidentally became the false prophet

[@Cirkaethebest]

I love you so much Jesus. My mother was taken from me at a young age but I rest easy knowing she is with you now. Amen moist Jesus.

[@dvnvvy9087]

HELP ME

[@worstdudeever]

I swear your profile picture matches with the comment

[@milkywaycookiie]

SHINNIE

[@spider-man9118]

don't mock God, people we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested (read on) hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. God knew we were wack, but He decided He was still come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot. religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27) also, we have various types of evidence that backs up the Bible. Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day. The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed it and did the math (look it up for more info). We also found Jesus' blood on the Ark of the Covenant which had 23 x chromosomes and 1 Y chromosome. This shows that He was born of a virgin (Mary) and God the Father is His Father. The Holy Spirit exists. I was a slave to s3xual sin for 7-ish d@mn years. Finally at 16, God freed me. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now. also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt. Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection: 1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (the disciples thought Jesus would never resurrect) 2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs 3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (they didn’t have any help. Everyone said “crucify Him”) major L to those opposed to Jesus 4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone 5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus). 6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback) faith and reason, people hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general. thanks for reading

[@olo7004]

@@spider-man9118 I'm not reading allat

[@cernos7230]

"When you take a joke and bring it to a place where humor doesn't exists" Twitter - You get cancelled Facebook - They think it's true

[@imanuelc143]

KZbin - make an actual comment/explaining Reddit - r/whooshed (idk i never use reddit)

[@skyral4137]

The best place to tell jokes is irl, most people in the internet are losers.

[@dr_goofy]

Discord-furrys, Nazis, anti furry, horny guys, the rate it gameshow.

[@jamjam-sp3he]

4chan - someone draws rule34

[@unicorescannacorner6999]

@@jamjam-sp3he Youporn: real Kings and Queens congratulating everyone on finishing off the new Jesus Content.

[@masterseal0418]

*Facebook confuses Charlie for Jesus* Charlie: "I'm not the messiah!" Facebook Moms: "No, you are Jesus."

[@BurnedYT003]

Isn’t Jesus the messiah? Idek

[@BurnedYT003]

@CodCanCount 🤷‍♂️

[@panhandlesomen]

@@BurnedYT003 I think the joke is about like how he looks so similar to Jesus, and it might also have something to do something with that end of the world whatever in which there would be a Christ and Anti-Christ (really original guys) or smt

[@thefollower2933]

Oh god, I can't stop thinking about "Warewa Messiah! Ahahahah"

[@FakestLoogi]

Nobody got the Monty Python reference

[@012fce8]

You can't blame them tho they are kinda right

[@hi_its_meYOUNES]

Bro donated

[@LOL2BOOM1]

Holy crap

[@psychofangirl_0428]

It makes me happy that Charlie doesn't bring them down for it or laugh at them, and just thinks it's cute. I'm a Christian myself and i dunno... just makes me feel really happy that he reacted how he did :)

[@knowntoache]

Charlies level of respect is built different

[@Sampsonoff]

What inspired your username? It gave me a laugh 😂

[@psychofangirl_0428]

@@Sampsonoff Lmfao I'm glad

[@Sampsonoff]

@@psychofangirl_0428 oh I’m not worried haha. In fact, considering how pretty you are I could only dream of having you as my psycho fangirl 😍😏 lol

[@Daemon4]

@Poggers guy atheists let other people enjoy anything challenge (very hard)

[@Pacnakes]

I think Charlie looks like if you combined Jesus Christ and Keanu Reeves.

[@mr.zoneout8629]

Keanu Christ.

[@aidanmatthewgalea7761]

@@mr.zoneout8629 jesus reaves jeanu chreeves

[@craigtempest]

@@aidanmatthewgalea7761 this reply is too holy for me

[@lancetheking7524]

@@craigtempest Charlie Christ R.

[@default9757]

YOU MADE ME BUY A TON OF PANCAKES.

[@retro6818]

Even his height is historically accurate to Jesus

[@dibble1331]

jesus was the short kingest out of all of the short kings

[@acordybs]

Jesus never existed historically

[@OsnoloVrach]

@@dibble1331 Amen

[@yeeteater51]

@@dibble1331 Amen

[@Gotchankofan]

​@@dibble1331Amen

[@XerahS_]

Bro, you are Jesus if he turned water into lean.