This Nic Cage Vampire Movie SUCKS 😏

[@donthaveaname15]

I'm sorry, I didnt even know what you were talking about... I got lost in those dreamy eyes.

[@viderevero1338]

Can't blame em'. Cute too, Built good.

[@princecharmling14]

Proof that vampires r always hot

[@CharlieChinchillaTV]

the make up made them pop like crazy

[@laphalène]

@@viderevero1338 I was just going to the beach..

[@vernonvouga5869]

I can envision our dear papa being like svengoolie, except with bad dragon

[@MeatCanyon]

Awesome work Hunter! Another Amazing video!

[@Not-ElBarto]

👏🏼

[@alexjohnson6069]

Based

[@dudetheftmay8375]

wtf

[@crogsmash1611]

It's so nice of meat canyon to recognize smaller channels and help them out

[@RealCesyB]

I didn't know MeatCanyon would watch this channel

[@yowatchie]

It’s hilarious that Dracula was one of the 3 roles Nic Cage has always wanted to play.

[@Chris-tk9uw]

Out of curiosity, what are the other two?

[@yowatchie]

@@Chris-tk9uw Superman and Captain Nemo.

[@teal_m_101]

​@@yowatchie Nicolas Cage as Superman would be the most blessed thing ever.

[@GUNUFofficial]

​@@teal_m_101 it almost happened with superman lives.

[@ElMauber]

I wish we would of seen him as Superman, in the scrapped Superman Lives movie. Directed by Tim Burton! That would of been an iconic role.

[@jayc8868]

"you look like a sick dog" "With your normal jaundice skin they look white" Match made in heaven ❤

[@MrHellsing76]

The main thing I will give this movie, they didn't make Dracula some simping romantic sad boy or a good dude doing bad things that the crowd audience should sympathize with, dude's a straight up monstrous warlord.

[@handfulmousefly]

Not to mention kind of a dipshit blinded by his own ego. Renfield has been dealing with it for so long that he often doesn't recognize this man ISN'T an all-powerful mastermind. Powerful yes, capable of reason and strategy and retaliation certainly, BUT HE IS FALLIBLE. With a good reality check and the right support, Renfield realizes that he's not that much different than Dracula in terms of power and intellect, so with enough thought and care the bastard could be outmaneuvered and taken down. Delightfully schlocky movie, W message.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

The marriage energy was powerful. No one takes a man down quite as deftly or entertaining as his own wife.

[@kaj7135]

No wonder marriage is dying in America.

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

Agreed 😂 me and my darling always talk shit to each other. It’s super fun and keeps the bonds strong! Been together for 8 years and we are in love now more than ever yay

[@jamesmonorow574]

@soon he’s just mad he hasn’t had a girlfriend before and is blaming on marriage failing

[@kaj7135]

@@jamesmonorow574 dating ≠ marriage. Learn how to think before you comment.

[@Maxisamo1]

​@@kaj7135I'm sorry we can't live in your fantasy of returning to the 50s where half of households have the wife high off her ass on pills while the husbands are looking for a single reason to not blow their brains out, so they get drunk and belt their kids

[@KnifesIOS]

My elementary school used to have the kids dress up for Halloween, one year they stopped doing it and my parents didn’t get the email. She dressed me in full vampire costumes with white makeup and blood dripping from our plastic fangs. We walked into class and no one else is dressed up so it’s just me standing there as Dracula…

[@5050TM]

I love this

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

That just made me cackle, I love that so much. I am sure you were embarrassed at the time, but I hope you can at least look back on it now and laugh.

[@TheEmmaleighMorticia666]

thats hilarious 🤣 your hot 🔥

[@azkrouzreimertz9784]

Thats how legends are born

[@TacticalWolf69]

Fake news

[@julianleder7265]

who knew makeup artists were so aggressive

[@spatuloso]

Everyone who has ever booked one for a gig 😂😂

[@Cronama]

If you can cry internally they are very nice people.

[@snowe4729]

Facts

[@Really-Know]

Oh yeah, they'll fight you. Much easier to do make up when you're charge is unconscious.

[@acethetics3878]

I did

[@sixtsix6573]

The start of this video was really sweet, thanks for sharing that bit with us. It's good to see Papa is well taken care of.

[@Brooklyn_Ann]

I loved the juxtaposition of Renfield being timid and finding himself and badass action Renfield. I feel like it cemented the point of how an abusive partner can make their victim oblivious to their own strengths.

[@Brooklyn_Ann]

The CG blood was the biggest flaw, though. I wish they'd sprung for some corn syrup and food coloring instead. [EDIT: I learned from the making of feature that they DID use practical effects. So I guess it was the lighting and post edits that made it look CGI, I guess]

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

Yeah, loved the movie myself. The whole message about abuse, turning Dracula into an abusive partner, and Renfield the victim who comes into his own. Was amazing imo.

[@5050TM]

"Your normal fuckin jaundiced skin" "Your eyes are gross." *Adopt me.*

[@MusicFromAnotherTime]

I always love it when people go with a more natural look with their makeup like Hunter does. ❤❤❤

[@JaySteiny]

Love to see someone giving nick his flowers, alot of people don't seem to take him seriously but he's really a wonderful actor

[@MrGizzyRey]

They give him a mcu role then they'll froth at the loins. 🙄

[@ScrubLordJenkins]

​@@MrGizzyRey frothing at the loins. Jesus, what a way with words

[@EnZo7992]

Which is ironic since I feel that when you don’t seriously take him serious is when you’ll enjoy his acting the most.

[@kenmaru777]

He was amazing in Knowing 2009

[@5050TM]

He's also hot. So there's that.

[@somesubstitute4242]

I still love the entirety of Willy's Wonderland for Nic Cage just enjoying himself

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Agreed. Anyone else in the starring role and the movie would've been decent-but-forgettable at best (still better than the FNAF adaptation though), but Nic Cage made that fucking movie. As you say, watching him have a blast with the role is more entertaining than the movie itself.

[@DangerVille]

It definitely doesn’t suck, it was such a blast! Super over the top, super funny, and couldn’t take my eyes off Nick Cage.

[@SatanLiterally]

Sounds like garbage.

[@Hayakaru]

I looooved it. It was hilarious.

[@ClockworkMan13]

It could have been a smart dark comedy. Instead they turned it into a stupid marvel action film

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

It had a lot of potential, but most of it was wasted. Boring, meandering and predictable plot, annoying, unnecessary secondary characters, irritating "wannabe Deadpool"-style writing. The action scenes were cool but belonged to a different movie. It's a shame, because the basic concept (the Dracula/Renfield relationship being updated to represent modern-day co-dependence and abuse) was really interesting, and in the hands of a more focused, dialogue-oriented writer/director might've actually been good. But what we got instead was "forgettable Deadpool ripoff with no central story and a tacked-on theme" starring a predictably excellent (now he's back on his A-game) but woefully underused Nic Cage.

[@animaegusanimagi2251]

OK but the dynamic between Papa Meat and his wife is FREAKING ADORABLE ARGH

[@chaosking6266]

that's his girlfriend, not his wife.

[@florbo1576]

​@chaos king So he's married and has a girlfriend?

[@smokejc]

@@florbo1576 yes

[@florbo1576]

@@smokejc Open relationships are weird...

[@Lazyboy5298]

@@smokejc So his girlfriend and wife are both named Alison and are identical twins?

[@Magic_Toaster]

went for the Dracula look, ended up looking like Captain Spaulding

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Cultured

[@Sunny_Frost]

omfg, that's all I can see now, can't stop laughing xD

[@Kernnichiwa]

RIP 😔

[@RequiemForABuckeye]

Lol spot on

[@Mr.Meeseeks.]

Rip Cutter

[@twillymantheoneandonly5587]

Ethan Hawke gave the best praise to Nick Cage anyone will ever do. His description of all actors trying to become Marlone Brando by following the method acting bue print. But Nick is a throwback to a time when actors used only instincts based on the first reaction to a character. In Mandy Nick was originally cast as the villain. Panos talked about Nick coming to him and letting him know he was more connected to the lead role. Panos talked about how any other actor it would be an ego move, but with Nick, he truly believed in his instincts. Also the fact that Nick claimed his first instinct torwards playing H.I. in raising Arizona was woody wood pecker. He fully channeled Woody Wood Pecker while going so far as to have a Woody tatoo on his arm. Flawless decision that only Nick Cage could bring to a performance.

[@nf5011]

yooo didn't knew that about "Mandy" and its one of my favorites movies and Nicks performance is other worldy good 👌

[@twillymantheoneandonly5587]

@N F Linus Roache, who plays the villain Jeremiah Sand, was originally cast as protagonist Red. Bascially, Panos flip flopped their roles. i thought the role of Red was written for Nick because of how well it fit him. I can't imagine Nick not playing that role. Turns out it was just some really good dumb luck.

[@nf5011]

@@twillymantheoneandonly5587 yooooooo the villain is also a top notch performance, creepy good honestly...

[@KarazolaX]

Yeah but what the fuck did this bring into FACE/OFF, though? I HAVE TO KNOW.

[@Far-cw2xy]

Nic Cage sucks as an actor.

[@Down_the_Wind]

Mentioning that Robert Smith looks like mashed potatoes now fucking killed me. Woke my son up from laughing so hard, goddamn it! 😆😆

[@Snotzalotz]

Poor Robert smith, at least his voice is still beautiful

[@Down_the_Wind]

@@Snotzalotz agreed. Can’t knock him for that!

[@gabrielseth5142]

Note about Renfield from the Dracula novel, he is hella strong. I forget if the bugs actually make him stronger or if he just believes they do because Renfield is also hella insane, like when we first are introduced to him he's a patient in an insane asylum. I think those aspects of Renfield work well for his character in the context of the book, but in the context of the film where he's doing what Dracula envisions him to do and having a big story around it, just has a hard time working out and making him a relatable character while also making it a comedy, because you just feel straight bad for him in the book. It kind of feels like if they went and made and actual 'Simple Jack' movie

[@mogwai_]

Oh my god simple jack

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

"you never go full r- enfield"

[@JLWarren]

Nic Cage is an adherent of German Expressionism, a style utilized by Max Schreck in F.W. Murnau's "Nosferatu which was based on Bram Stoker's Dracula. Now, Nic Cage finally gets his chance to utilize all of his German Expressionism training to portray Dracula. The Nic Cage Ouroboros is now complete.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

I'm a fan of Bill Skarsgard and am interested to see what he will do with the character (hopefully not just turn it into a Pennywise clone), but I think it would have been so interesting to see Cage cast as Count Orlock in Robert Eggers' upcoming Nosferatu remake. Either him or have Willem Dafoe (who as I understand is in the movie anyway) reprise the role from Shadow of the Vampire...

[@Jestrath]

I just saw it and thought it was pretty good. I was surprised how serious Nick cage was in his role. He felt like he was channeling bram stoker's dracula a lot. He had an intimidating ominous presence but was also charismatic and manipulative when he needed to be. I was surprised in that the tone of the film felt a lot more serious to me

[@christ7007]

He did a great job! The whole movie was very fun!

[@ScreamDreams]

The best opening to a Papa Meat video yet

[@michaelbugner7011]

You know what's fantastic? What we do in the shadows. That's a good vampire comedy.

[@Snotzalotz]

It’s amazing, especially the tv show, a mockumentery about computes living in the modern world in America, and the cast is perfect, loved the movie, but the tv series is amazing, anyone who loves the vampire genre needs to watch what we do in the shadows.

[@binker2217]

Just found your channel not even a month ago and I have to say I love your content man!! Cant wait to see the future of your channel

[@Gabbels666]

About the mom mob boss lady - that's Shohreh Aghdashloo and that's just her voice. I personally love it so much, she was probably my favorite character in The Expanse which is where I know her from

[@wendygo0990]

I was surprised you did not mention "what we do in the shadows" the movie. I thought that was amazing indie mockumentary about vampires living together 👌🏽💪🏽😆🥰amazing movie. Chef's kiss 😘

[@Gabbels666]

The show is also super fun!

[@gypsylee333]

One of my favorites, don't see how you can talk about vampire comedy and not mention it.

[@kingbash6466]

I like to think Renfield is just one long inside joke praising the underrated masterpiece, Vampire's Kiss.

[@darianstarfrog]

Vampires kiss is THE movie ❤

[@Douce1337]

The context of that Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter movie is probably the funniest part of it--it released at the same time as a serious movie about Abraham Lincoln that was apparently pretty good, so tons of people likely went out to see that and ended up seeing the wacky vampire hunter movie instead lol.

[@marymignano1447]

I actually loved it. I have a thing for big, tall, powerful guys, and Honest Abe? Come on! Dream come true for ME!

[@aster.cotton]

The dad and daughter laughing at your buttcrack made me feel so bad and yet laugh at the same time

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

We've all been there

[@SOUL-KING-93]

I feel like 'Queen of The Damned' doesn't get much praise for being a good vampire movie. The soundtrack on it is still the best I have ever heard from a movie.

[@Azrael713]

Love that movie. Seen it more times than I care to admit. Spent so much time learning to play the beginning part to the On The Beach violin piece when I was still in orchestra in school. Excellent film.

[@asuraXTC]

Aliyah was a talent

[@thecardbaron6871]

Agreed with the Soundtrack!

[@TheDeathboy-bz3kw]

It’s probably because it was more like an hour and a half Korn music video and not Anne Rice’s “Queen of the Damned” Still a guilty pleasure tho

[@Heather-sb1he]

Favorite movie ❤❤ soundtrack is in my daily playlist RIP Aaliyah

[@thecastiel69]

Nic Cage himself is a genre

[@jessejive117]

10:45 you thought the action was distracting? So, distr-action?

[@smadcore]

"about a boy' and this movie? Nick Hoult deserves way more credit. He was acting his chops off in 'Skins' when you still had pimples Hunter.

[@sero143]

Yeah, vampires are pretty much S tier when it comes to monsters. Also, but I didn't realize Papa Meat's eyes were amber.. I think I'm in love..

[@Wraiven22]

Amber is the color of his energy

[@tortillachipz8658]

My fiancé and I just watched this the other night with some herbal refreshments ofc. We had a blast once we realized they were just having fun with this movie. But the best part was this couple on a date and the dude asked the lady “Have you ever seen Napoleon Dynamite?” She said yea and he said “I didn’t get it” and then didn’t say anything after that. I dunno why that’s still so funny too me

[@Beelzebunge]

A date once asked me what Snakes on a Plane was about.

[@kingintox5743]

@n30n that’s half the point

[@Hawk7886]

@n30n it's okay to just not get it, dude.

[@DragonsRUs1414]

@@n30n66 Because I'm a weirdo being a loser for only 1hr 45 mins....so it's relatable but I'm still on top...so it's mockable cause I still win.

[@visicircle]

I didn't get Napoleon Dynamite either.

[@fell9654]

Absolutely beautiful excuse for PM to relive his high school goth phase

[@kawi704racing]

The original What We Do In The Shadows movie, I think, is by far the best vampire movie. It's super funny. Love it.

[@ErikHamlet]

13:28 lol idk if anyone else has said it, but the actress who plays the mom (Shohreh Aghdashloo) genuinely sounds like that. I can’t remember if she’s ever explained it but it wasn’t a joke for the movie 😂

[@zombieslayerz1]

There was one scene when we first meet the mafia boss. We see a silhouette behind a curtain with a cadaver she’s working on with a bonesaw. Really wanted an end credits scene showing it’s like a Frankenstein’s monster for sequel bait.

[@benjaminlatimer6676]

Meat Canyon deserves a Nobel peace prize for the amount of time he's collectively saved us with these up-front reviews.

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

really? he was wrong with his opinion of willies wonderland and failed to realize when they were using satire and why cages character didnt talk, and his rating for the mario movie matched what the official critics scored it at 4 out of 10 whereas the viewers score for the mario movie was more than double that at 9.5 out of 10, he has missed the mark on at least half of all the movies i have seen him review, he reviews them like a stuffy critic who has a set ideal of what all movies should be and how they should play out and tends to miss what the movies are going for.

[@Hawk7886]

Dunno about any of that "collectively saving time" crap. Most people that watch these videos are just in it for the entertainment value and have already made up their minds on whether or not they're going to see it.

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

We are watching this just for Nicolas Cage. We didn't watch this for the plot, just for Nick Cage and whatever scenes that would become memes...

[@saintsimp4803]

@@King_Flippy_Nips”wrong with his opinion” is a funny string of words

[@porterijsseldijk3953]

He looks like Captain Spaulding...😅

[@carryoncarrion4525]

The clips of you getting your makeup done legit have me crying rn 😂

[@daniellewillis2767]

This movie was great when it was just Cage, the therapy group and Renfield. I loved the recreated shots from the Browning film. Why they decided to add a police comedy/mob comedy/rom com on top of what would have been a SUPERB black comedy. At least Awkwafina wasn't obnoxious. She was pretty decent actually.

[@shr00mzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

30 days of night was one of my all time favorite movies as a kid.

[@Krebscast]

I thought it was a good time!

[@alexanderstark5192]

Yeah I enjoyed it not sure what he hated about it lol. Not saying it was phenomenal or anything but come on lol

[@dripfoe_3307]

"30 Days of Night was terrible" 😅😂. Yikes. Now even if we were to go off Rotten tomato, it was mixed for critics and the public. It literally became a cult classic and reintroduced savage vampires juxtaposed to the weird elegant Vampires in Twilight of the same year. Definitely a hot take but I still enjoy the content my boi.

[@jordanjackson8867]

Yeah that cut deep lmao. I fucking love that movie.

[@dripfoe_3307]

@@jordanjackson8867 We need a proper sequel!

[@NLB-wd2zp]

That's what I'm saying. It's actually my favorite vampire movie 😅

[@dripfoe_3307]

@@NLB-wd2zp Same, I love that movie.

[@zaganim3813]

its a hate it or love it movie i think, i saw it with my dad in the cinema. i enjoyed it but my dad thought it was pretty meh. i was kinda exited for the sequel but it just didnt do it for me. one day i might rewatch the first one

[@dannybuchanan3661]

The reason the flashback scenes look so good is because the shots are lifted from 1931 Dracula. I can't remember if the lines are changed but the characters and shots are all from the original movie.

[@Gabbels666]

The lines are the same, we watched the OG Dracula the same day as Renfield, highly recommend

[@suunnnnyd]

The way Hunter and Alison talk to each other... True love 💀❤️

[@catatestrophe7499]

“James Charles, I need help.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RetentionPictures]

We're usually on the same page, but I thought 30 Days of Night was fucking awesome. One of the best vampire movies, second one was trash though. But I would give Renfield a 6/10

[@Paulmight1]

Papa Meat, I went with my girl to go see this at 10:15pm we were the only ones in the theater haha. I was eagerly waiting for your review. Something that made me laugh and brought my teenager out of me were the Ska is not dead jokes and it brought me back to the golden years of FunHaus about Bruce claiming it's not dead good times lol.

[@malbasedvalentine3210]

I’m surprised you glossed over Underworld. Though not necessarily a 100% vampire film, was certainly similar to that of blade.

[@Silburific]

One of my favorite movies of all time. It's so damn fun.

[@malbasedvalentine3210]

@@Silburific agreed. It’s definitely a good popcorn film to enjoy.

[@5050TM]

Great series except for the last one imo. Really fun. I always remember how they made out right after Michael threw up everywhere 😂😂😂 Still gets me to this day how nasty that is.

[@LiquidDreamz93]

​@@SilburificI just think it got worse every movie but I love 1 and 2

[@Hail_Macbeth]

Bruh, how does someone hate 30 Days of Night but love Malignant??

[@DeathWithoutLife976]

Because they’re different movies

[@multicatkid]

@@DeathWithoutLife976true true

[@firstnamelastname6672]

Legit they prob did vampires the best idk how he said that was shit it was fucking good wasn't ur typical vampire shit was really dark I loved it tho the second one sucked

[@ClockworkMan13]

Malignant is fun bad

[@AStrangeTrap]

The mom also played a character in arcane and i think her voice works well with strong female characters. It's down to personal preference, but i actually really like her voice

[@joocyjuce]

That is so fucking awesome dude

[@omniframe8612]

I loved it. Nic Cage was great and yeah i agree the action stuff wasn’t really necessary, especially the slow mo shit lol but for its flaws i enjoyed it.

[@veloc.raptor9136]

6,5 out of 10 is the best score to give this movie. Watchable, decently fun but insanely forgettable. theres nothing great about it but nothing too bad. Always a pleasure to see Ben Schwartz in more movies (not kidding, i think he brings a good dose of innocent humour to his films, and helps make the "nic cage universe" more believable)

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Papa Meat just confirmed that bear vampires not only work, but are even hotter.

[@wharfjfj]

14:55 DOPETHRONE MENTIONED

[@drewnedeau5931]

1:47 new captain spaulding

[@mattconk1747]

30 days of night is awesome I’m shocked by that take tbh. Love that movie.

[@dustinswarb9190]

Loved the makeup for this one. And it is alittle disappointing that there was NO signature nick cage freak out in this movie. But relieved to hear that it’s not as horrid as I thought it’d be.

[@AnxietyBunnie]

Papa meat definitely has vampire eyes because i was completely under a spell😳

[@jeffk412]

I'm new to the meat wagon, but the more I see of the papa, the more I like. Loved the vibe between him and the spouse. His review was actually well considered yet fun and light, not self serious but honest and from a place of love. Well edited too! Fantastic content!

[@frakjohnson2494]

The intro where Cage recreated favorite Dracula scenes is the only part worth watching...

[@NicolasCageofficiaI]

say you liked all of my scenes say it

[@frakjohnson2494]

@@NicolasCageofficiaI loved ALL your scenes in Mandy 😈

[@gregorysmillie2008]

Don't talk smack on Wicker Man. That was comedy gold.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

The original 70s version is one of my top 5 favourite movies of all time, and I hate the fact that when most people hear "The Wicker Man" now all they think of is "not the bees". Having said that, I haven't got it in me to really hate the Cage remake, it's just too funny and iconic at this point. I still give it a rewatch out of nostalgia every now and then (nothing ever filmed in the history of cinema will top Nic Cage in a full bear suit running around punching random women in the face, and I think we all just need to accept that).

[@ThePsychedelicCinema]

With a month left of school and exams starting to pile up, the burn out is fucking real. These videos legit help break up the monotony and make me laugh my ass off 😂 Thanks Papa ❤️

[@Collector_Of_Incel_Tears]

I can't wait till you deal with the monotony of work and being forced to deal with people who drive you up a wall, remembering to do taxes, all the different type of insurance (person, car, house, life insurance ((if you don't want to put your loved ones in debt with funeral fees)) paying your for your tags, planning doctor's appointments when you work monday-friday and the doctors office has the same hours so you gotta use vaca time or sick time unless you want consequences. Schoolwork is fleeting especially when y'all have AI options to cheat and "get ahead", work for most of us will be for the rest of our lives.

[@ThePsychedelicCinema]

@@Collector_Of_Incel_Tears I’m 30 and served 5 years in the Marine Corps. I’ve lived all of this and more but not with your bleak and hopeless outlook. Life isn’t that bad. Try smiling once.

[@danny_decheeto8300]

That into got me crying bro

[@sanstheboi8090]

​@@Collector_Of_Incel_Tears Damn who hurt you? My guy just wanted to express his gratitude for some relaxed and fun time and you just come in and full on barrage him with words, everyone struggles in this world in their own unique way but we still keep on going. Next time try to be more positive and life just might not seem shit even if for a moment. Keep yourselfes safe everyone.

[@hipphopp69yearsago34]

@@Collector_Of_Incel_Tears Damn everyone deals with stress in different ways😭no need to downplay someones struggles because you feel you're struggling more

[@trystanbraaten5541]

The day gets exponentially better when papì meat puts up a new video.

[@EditsByX]

I actually liked 30 Days Of Night and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter but thats just my opinion but i would like to see a review of those movies from you aswell as Legion, Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, and Fright Night (1985) and Fright Night (2011) im just curious to see and hear what your take is on these movies would be.

[@TinyToadSage]

6:19 I kid you not, I cried over Pig for 3 hours after. It was just so moving and heartbreaking.

[@MrCrazyGameGuy]

Bryan Cranston. Bryan Cranston has that pull, people will watch things just because he is in it, and rarely does he disappoint. Look at that terrible Godzilla movie where we got bamboozled because he dies 10minutes into the movie yet he was on all the advertising.

[@lemurtheory9350]

I'd give you a second up vote if I could for pointing out how most stars now don't have an audience draw anymore like back in the day.

[@NYC_Goody]

30 days of night was fucking awesome! The more I watch this channel of yours, the more I'm finding out your tastes are wild! That being said, I'm looking forward to giving this a watch

[@Redwin34]

That end monologue needs to be in every review lmao

[@rosenrot234]

I really like you referring to Nic Cage as a sort of hollywood alchemist with his performances. That fits so well

[@badconnection4383]

"I don't look white enough." - Michael Jackson

[@mojojojo560]

30 Days Of Night kicks fucking ass and I won't hear another god damned word about it. Love your work!

[@Giitzerland]

I liked "From Dusk till Dawn", I felt like it took the Vampire franchise in a new direction. I remember binge watching some Tarantino directed movies on the same night, and how that movie oddly enough, made perfect sense when watching with other Grindhouse films. They weren't "great", but definitely an entertaining set.

[@kaj7135]

Selma Hayek’s dance scene alone makes it a great movie.

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

i found the whole reptile vampire thing kind of dumb, i realize they were going for the whole plumed serpent thing with mayan culture since it was set in mexico but i found it dumb and unnecessary and felt it took away from the movie.

[@JustMe88419]

Honestly, the banter between you and your wife is so funny. She should be in your videos more often.

[@crimsonvampyre602]

Funny you should mention Fright Night because the elderly priest in the beginning of the movie was played by the same actor who played Charlie in Fright Night

[@Rottenkirsche13]

Papa meat blesses us once more

[@jonvthvnx5729]

Taken aback by the 30 Days of Night slander. Could not comprehend someone not thinking that movie kicks ass.

[@ChrisFrederick333]

Bro am i the only one that thinks 30 days of night was Fukin awesome

[@birdsong1044]

Alison’s vibe is all of us with our dramatic partners.

[@randomshittyvideos2997]

When you were listing other vampire movies I was waiting for a mention of Dracula: Dead and Loving It or maybe even What We Do In The Shadows, vampire comedies I like. Great video and great job with the make up.

[@tessagray7899]

This is a really fair review, I loved the movie and I thought it was a fun time. For me, it was a 5/5, but that is mostly because I enjoyed it a lot, and I'm horrible at being critical when a project has a cast that I really love. It's reviews like this that bring me back down to earth.

[@Nutiiiiiiii]

As a vampire movie fanatic (who hasn’t seen this movie) I’d say some of my personal favourites are Interview with a vampire, Queen of the damned Maybe stake land for the apocalyptic concept Priest I don’t remember much but it was kinda funny idk why Underworld (the first few before it got silly) Let me in (SO good but the original is better) Day breakers for the concept Nosferatu if I remember Cirque du freak, vampires assistant because it was silly Don’t forget blade THE OG From dusk til dawn (say no less💀) Let the right one in (the Swedish original of ‘let me in’) There’s also a 2010’s British tv show called being human which is just still a rewatch for me. It’s a dramatic take on what their lives are like, focuses on their struggles as they attempt to ‘be human’ in a way that makes them feel in touch with their humanity, it all makes it feel personal tbh I’m actually writing my own stuff inspired by everything, also have an original horror movie/book concept cooking

[@WillHula]

I loved the part when Reinfeild said "Its Reinfeilding time" and started raining all over the feild.

[@zoebrennan799]

Said when she said you, your eyes were pretty she was literally trying to complement you to make you feel better because she felt like she might’ve hurt her self-esteem. It was kind. You should’ve just accepted it. Yeah you guys your chemistry is really really nice. You guys look like you get along well.

[@bagamingshow]

Nicholas's parts were fine. The movie should have just been him. It was unbearable to sit through. People explode into an orange sunny D like Tang water balloon every minute. It's not even gross it's just stupid. The only character that made me laugh was the guy who leads the help group.

[@justsomerando6551]

"Let's do my face up like a crappy vampire as a joke." Yeah that's funny. Should we get a crappy Halloween cape too? Round the whole look? "C'mon now. I dont want to look silly"

[@animaegusanimagi2251]

I had a feeling Papa Meat might watch this!

[@TMillsYo]

I had so much fun watching this movie. Just laughing and goofing on the crazy that is the over the top gore and Nicholas Cages acting. Would recommend it personally for a good time

[@mighty298bee]

I think a modern day black and white monster movie would be dope, like creature from the black lagoon, dracula, wolfman, frankienstines monster

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Robert Eggers' Nosferatu remake will be coming out in a few months, and I'm pretty sure that'll be in black-and-white. Really looking forward to it, tbh, hope it delivers (Eggers usually does tbf).

[@kirraha]

I enjoyed it, I had wanted more Nic dancing around corpses and just enjoying himself rather than the main char becoming a nice guy for absolute no reason and all of a sudden he can just say no to his master.

[@jacobtuttle4311]

You didn't like 30 days of night? One of the best vampire movies in my opinion. Nice break from horny vampires trying to find true love and a throwback to the Nosferatu

[@shorteststraw417]

Was a quite enjoyable movie. Liked the first half better but overall it was a fun time. Great video Papa

[@whatwhatwhat2939]

30 days of night is good sir

[@oooSturmgeistooo]

Happy for you that you are in a seemingly very nice relationship. Also with the makeup you look like the Roadsideclown Cpt. Spaulding form Devils Rejects

[@GMusic102397]

Glorious, as usual. 👏🏻 for Alice’s cameo + makeup ❤

[@shinylatias8391]

First 2:01 Minutes Lmfao😂