This TikToker Scares Me

[@lemursyrup3412]

He’s also said some of the girls he “hangs out with” are part of his family. Either it’s a sick joke or he has some major explaining to do

[@RemovingTheWingus]

@Potterhead forever don't click it

[@Loifey]

@Potterhead forever it’s a bot, report it for spam

[@kul2130]

It was a very dumb joke that doesn't work at English (only at russian.).

[@kul2130]

You can't fully understand that, it's more about dark ironic local meme.

[@Karmag3]

@@kul2130 okay

[@FredericChen]

GIRL THAT AD TRANSITION

[@lil.serbian.girl.]

KINGGGG❤️

[@guitarzcore]

YOO HI

[@ariannahoward4554]

:0 ~💜💜

[@Michelle-qm2on]

FREDERIC!!💕💗

[@chloem1284]

oMG CHEN- 💞💞 I L O V E Y O U R C H A N N E L

[@s3r3n3tymusic]

I can’t get over how he thought menopause was a synonym for period.

[@airajaramillo6976]

it's literally in the word MENOPAUSE PAUSE

[@lovelykitty42]

that’s like saying black is a synonym of white

[@hannahtfdthbkktffrd]

LMAO WHAT

[@insertcoolname2526]

@@lovelykitty42 LMAOOO💀💀

[@poprocks6576]

I guy that gets confused over how v//inas and periods work I can understand but a guy that doesn’t the know what the word menopause means when it has the word menstration and pause in the word is the stupidest thing I’ve heard

[@mangofree]

My vagina actually sealed itself shut while watching those tiktoks. I didn’t even know that was possible but apparently they were so foul that she was just like “sorry girl we are done here. I’m retreating til it feels safe again.”

[@axispearl1649]

ikr 😭😭

[@charliegibson4016]

I had a similar response. I think this turned me into a straight guy while watching this yucky man.

[@Sephelions]

She really said seal the gates 😭😭

[@leksi4ever]

HELP 😭😭

[@thefungusonyourtoes9291]

imagine if people could actually do that on command. like if your not using it it just seals itself shut

[@hayleem06]

Captain: They’re all shirt less Crew member. That’s not a crime Captain: it should be

[@toby1279]

@noddy Wtf 🧍

[@shistyWolf]

*they’re

[@snakes7303]

Its...true

[@saturationstation1446]

agreed

[@kimpieolinkie794]

@noddy honestly mate, who needs a peaceful life when you can go to the fucking drive through of KFC at 3 in the morning and get yourself 5 buckets of chicken, then proceed to eat all of it in the parking lot, drink a shit ton of cola, black out and wake up half naked in a bush right outside some weird neighbourhood youve never seen before?

[@lelebrynee8941]

“13 year olds look older than they used to nowadays.” Ah yes blame the children for what you did wrong

[@Yk._briaa]

I don't know people's ages immediately when i look at them, but you can definitely tell if a person is young or not....like it's VERY obvious.

[@idonotresidehere.5709]

@@Yk._briaa you've never seen someone online who you think has to be at least 18, but then you find out is actually 15? Maybe I'm just really bad at age but that's happened to me a lot so idk.

[@Attackontrashcan]

I assume everyone is 12 unless otherwise stated by the person tbh

[@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner]

@@Attackontrashcan I hope you mean online??

[@Attackontrashcan]

@@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner yeah (I'm 17 so what I'm saying is I'm not gonna flirt with someone unless their my age)

[@bruhoomsk1829]

"20 isn't referencing to his age" *throws phone into the Pacific ocean*

[@junkabella6324]

He probably measured it from his navel xD

[@elijah-cm4us]

he forgot the decimal....

[@theincarnateofkurro]

@@elijah-cm4us the three decimals.

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

dies

[@50733Blabla1337]

@@junkabella6324 That one got me holy shit haha

[@mnt_eevee]

the 13 year old thing is wild bc i know that sometimes 13 year olds can look like theyre maybe 15 or 16, but if you talk to them you can instantly tell theyre 13. also they never look like ADULTS, just slightly older teenagers

[@cattherat-ss4kv]

Yeah exactly, if you accept the weak ass excuse of them not knowing because the girl looked older, after about 5/10 minutes of conversation you'd realise she's either a child or at least one mentally.

[@kenos911]

Bro I had the opposite issue when I was 13, everyone told me I acted 15-16 (I don’t think I did)

[@SomeRandoDum]

I've seen some 11 year olds who look 20. But the 13 year old thing was really yucky

[@oioioioioi994]

I don't know, once someone I knew who was 13 at the time was mistaken for a mother. They never wore makeup or anything, they just naturally looked old. Though it should be impossible to get in any relationship without realising that they're young. Even if some are mature enough to be confused for an adult, there's also the voice, which I think would be the biggest tell, since the natural voice of a 13yo rarely sounds older than it is, for both men and women.

[@maressolid9119]

So true

[@faygrace824]

This is the kind of TikToker that I'm afraid my younger sisters will see and get groomed by. Whether it started out as a joke doesn't matter when he is essentially saying that age doesn't matter in sexual situations, which it really does, ESSPECIALLY if a minor is involved.

[@piperhubler9987]

YUUUP

[@amandaa.3103]

You said it sister

[@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW]

Luckily I don't have younger sister and I'm the younger sister, you need to teach them about how to be safe online

[@mightymeatymech]

@@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW was just about to say this! My little brother has been online for a long time, he's only 13 but we've (me and his mom) talked a lot about how to spot dangerous situations/adults/jokes. Just stay open with younger siblings about their internet usage :)

[@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW]

@@mightymeatymech I stumbled across some horrible stuff online when I was young, and I develop a p0*n addiction, luckily I no longer have it, but if one of your sibling wants to go meet someone always get you and parents to go with your sibling, they likely won't listen to you if you tell them that can't go at all, and go get them selfs kidnapped

[@janine088tear6]

“Digging for the last chip in a Pringle’s can.” The imagery is too accurate 😭🤮

[@junkabella6324]

Yup! I have no idea what giant tubes he’s been digging, but that would HURT! D:

[@annieliina]

@@junkabella6324 fr he was straight up *scratching*

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@annieliina god can you imagine the shit under his nails? i doubt he cleans his hands/cuts his nails

[@kitcat-xn1mn]

That made me feel less violated just looking at this guy actually. I'll take what I can get

[@phoenixvvv4685]

"A lot of 13 year olds look a lot older than they are" Okay *michael* they're still 13

[@всемпривет-и1щ]

No one mistakes a 13 year old for an adult who’s he trying to convince

[@notchpoodles5864]

Exactly

[@TheSorrel]

I actually know some 14 year olds that look 20. Also some 18 year olds that look 14. Though you can really tell their age by talking to them for, like, three seconds.

[@EEsYouTubeChanel]

His name is micheal? Like in Halloween?

[@ichLWmich]

Yeah, some look 14. And that's still a child

[@adeleadams8957]

6:32 "i had to watch this so you do too" sharing is not always caring, chad chad.

[@666_cthulhu]

oh, she _does_ care - enough to _share_ the suffering instead of allowing one person to suffer it (even if that one person happens to be herself). so kind

[@robertoXCX]

I seriously wish TikTok had a "what makes you think that's okay?" button that sends an unmutable notification to the creator

[@hannahtfdthbkktffrd]

OOOOHH THATS A GREAT IDEA

[@bluebambiliminals]

That would be awesome BUT it would probably get annoying after a while cause y’know… trolls.

[@midnights349]

Yesssss

[@bloodieghostie]

@@bluebambiliminals and tik tok moderation is really bad so they'll probably never investigate whether or not the notification is justified 🥲

[@Vicky_Hyenas]

That’s a terrible idea. Imagine all the child harassment pedos zoophiles all that.

[@oakabielb5406]

If Justin Bieber and Jared Leto's Joker had a kid and microwaved it for 27 seconds you'd get this guy. Also thanks for the centimetre to inch conversion. Vital information that I needed with my morning coffee ☕

[@rehanadallas536]

I’m so confused why did you pick 27 seconds and what centimetre conversion there’s no comments

[@rinananaaaa]

@@rehanadallas536 oddly specific lol

[@mochiieekim]

Lmaooo 💀💀💀

[@questionmark521]

@@rehanadallas536 Because they tried before

[@бронза.вафля.конус]

@@rehanadallas536 because 27 is weird, irrelevant, and meaningless, just like this guy and his videos

[@mozzarella2821]

While I'm not an adult, I can confirm, from the words of my 20 year old sister that talking to someone who is a teenager is *drastically* different than talking to someone in their twenties, like you can kinda tell by conversation alone when someone is young

[@nalien182]

so that means you magically turn mature when you turn 18?💀

[@sofiolaverry]

@@nalien182 I don’t think that what’s she meant, you realize how old is someone by just talking to them, some would be more mature than others of course but you can tell the difference between an 18years old and a 13 years old

[@cractus5137]

@@nalien182 no, that means they scientifically proved that your brain forms itself in certain ways around certain ages.

[@TheTwigLord]

@@nalien182 Yes. It is law.

[@nunpho]

It's weird, you can't really understand just how creepy some things are when you're younger. It's only when you are around the older persons age or above that it really hits you. This seems to happen a lot with teen girls and older men, creeps.

[@krisSkele666]

If someone just randomly walked up to me and started to air thrust, I'd immediately kick them in the balls. Like, bish, stay away from MEE-

[@Gxxld]

💀frfr

[@huismus111]

homie you are maximum 10 year old, you shouldnt even be here

[@xpouii-3992]

These predators are absolutely liars because people don’t look older nowadays. 13-year-olds look like fashionable toddlers now I cannot.

[@user-qh1bc2zc2m]

You obviously never seen a teenage girl this days on social media.

[@iimoonytoony7879]

i’ve gotten mistaken for working at walmart when i was 11, people do look older/younger than they are but it’s obv not an excuse for predatory behavior

[@user-qh1bc2zc2m]

@Catalina oh but they do look a lot older. My town is full of them 😕

[@back-gardencritters9819]

@@user-qh1bc2zc2m still not an excuse, the way they talk and act is also an indication

[@CornerOfMelvin]

my younger brother is in seventh grade and sometimes he and his friends do look a few years older, but also some of the people in his grade deadass look 5 💀

[@messitopg30]

imagine being a grandpa and then your grandkids ask you why you have a “daddy” tattoo by your neck

[@lizdexamphetamine]

if youre a grandparent you could just say you got it when you heard you were boutta be a father?

[@pebbledelor]

Bold of you to assume this dude could have children

[@kiera6326]

@@pebbledelor Oh, he has probably has millions of them running around somewhere, and then picks his favourites by choosing every now and then to actually be involved in their lives. He probably has a few that are dead too, by inbred defects or by being brought into this world by a mother who was too young to have them. That’s how I see his future

[@yutohatesyou6491]

@@kiera6326 thats oddly specific but...i see it too

[@alexisc.4289]

Why would you make me imagine this

[@sreyleakxavier8799]

The fact that he has his peewee measurements on his bio and “Daddy” tatted on him 🤢 He really should of tatted “Nephew” since he has a thing for 13 yrolds

[@kavve3h]

im 13 and i find that cringey lmao bye 💀

[@gner8466]

He is gross

[@Denturess]

If I saw someone with daddy tatted on them I would think they had a daddy, not they were a daddy. Submissive and breedable type beat

[@vi843]

Form experience of being in the closeted lesbian dating a dude due to fear of being outed only men who put their dick measurements in their bio/bragging about it have microscopic ones

[@poffydaisy5134]

Im above 13 hell yeah Im safe

[@asdfghjkl4187]

When we were like 14, my friends went running down the trail near our school for cross country practice, where they were repeatedly hit on by adult men in a car. My friends were WALKING OUT OF A HIGH SCHOOL, it was very clear these men knew they were minors. "Kids/teens look older nowadays" is NOT an excuse.

[@s-viper1462]

People have actually been looking younger and younger as time goes on. He completely lied 😂

[@imnotsure870]

I literally read it as "Hit by adult men in a car" and thought they died help 😭😭

[@Dannysocool1]

I THOUGHT ITT SAID POLICE HIT ADULT MEN WITH A CAR OMG IM SORRY

[@GreenDayProductions]

this guy looks like the type of guy who would put “free candy” on the side of a white van

[@Michaelabeauty96]

Omg he does

[@patriciauch6763]

And the letters would be all sloppily written

[@butteredcornfr]

and in crayon

[@GreenDayProductions]

@@butteredcornfr crayola

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

@@GreenDayProductions nah, cra-z-art crayons, he doesn't deserve crayola-

[@michaelafels4468]

I’m fairly certain he got exposed for being in his 30’s or almost 40. He’s not born in 97 that’s for sure.

[@roka745]

He definitely looks like he's mid to late 30s.

[@vic_pazzz5503]

I think this is the same guy Rebal D made a video on, that was a name mistake. His age is like 23-26 or something

[@gaslight.gatekeep.girlboss6476]

@@vic_pazzz5503 Yeah, it's the same guy in Rebal's video

[@anunknownperson4018]

@@vic_pazzz5503 please report him like wtf erase his existence in tik tok at least

[@Michaelabeauty96]

@@anunknownperson4018 it says he got suspended on this video unless he made another account I haven’t finished the video or caught if that was as said yet where I’m at

[@oliviamarie5]

You deadass have the best skit-to-sponsor transitions I’ve ever seen

[@phleXcss]

It's honestly TierZoo level

[@KazukiP]

Agreed, I love the fact they’re so forced it makes me laugh

[@kevrock]

I enjoy that she includes jokes in the ads as opposed to just reading them verbatim. Never fails to entertain.

[@Haleyh629]

Clearly you’ve never watched Dylan is not in Trouble

[@funkypiezo4425]

watch quackity

[@thetherrannative]

After working at a summer camp full of children, it absolutely horrifies me that people like him exist. Even our 15 and 16 year olds were obviously still children. You just had to look at them for more than two seconds to figure that out. It is so disgusting that people think they can use clothes and makeup as an excuse to be predators.

[@-doe-makes-dough-7945]

people make fun of how cosplayers move, but the way this man pilots his meat-suit is concerning

[@No-ky3kb]

in my mind they're the same people. the tiktok people.

[@JackdawFeathers]

I will pay you to never say “meat suit” again

[@blondie9909]

As a pro dancer i really enjoyed reading the words "pilot his meatsuit" and im now gonna start using that on a daily

[@booterfly6367]

underrated comment 🤣

[@sj211]

4 different people ^ 😭

[@andylovesbats4566]

He's the kinda guy who wouldn't buy his girlfriend tampons/pads if she asked for it.

[@aubreyh1930]

“Ugh babe just hold it in”

[@stannct25]

“just go sit on a toilet and get it all out 🙄” smh

[@clixhe]

Yall are wrong he would probably say "I will stick in so this could stop"

[@livelaughlovejaeyeol]

THESE REPLIES💀

[@junkosllette]

hes the kind of guy who probably thinks hes some kind of god for getting his girlfriend tampons/pads (

[@nman431]

At least he’s into older women if he loves menopause, but then again his profile says he only has 20 brain cells so maybe not

[@flyingsnowycats]

And that butterfly emoji next to the 20 lets us know those 20 braincells like to flutter away once and awhile XDXDXDXD

[@Roblox-jb2vf]

@@flyingsnowycats omfggg 😂 you made me audibly guffaw

[@monoyoukai]

I think i've read somewhere, that a chicken has 20 braincells But who knows

[@Roblox-jb2vf]

@@monoyoukai so you're saying he's a chicken? lmfaooo 😂 it adds up tbh

[@nadirbaltic8235]

Nah man youre giving him too many you forgot to multiply it by 0

[@vickyislosinghope]

He looks like if Draco Malfoy lived in Ohio

[@Krill_Phil]

Lmao

[@L4w1]

Draco Malfoy would not want to look like him 😭

[@NightOfCrystals]

I was thinking Justin Bieber on the longest meth bender

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

This the one!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LitanyOfValor]

Underrated comment right here

[@Berilia]

"Call me shallow because no diving allowed" That line is gold, well done Chad Chad

[@atree4487]

“Chocolate makes the woman problems go away” had me crying. If only that were true lmao 😭

[@vin.2]

😭😭

[@tiny8140]

i see this so much on TikTok and ig and I’m so glad someone finally pointed how dumb it is 😭😭

[@justyouraveragelimeenjoyer8675]

i would have no problems i love mah chocolate

[@vinling2767]

This is pajama top worthy. Chad chad make it merch?

[@Yelllow09]

Funny how most of the girl's I know, including me, hate having sugar or sweets on their period. It just makes the cramps worse

[@tokyojpgs]

they can’t say “oh she looked older” no matter how old the child appears, she will always still have characteristics, etc, that will show 100% she’s a child until she gets older and it starts slowly fading to transition to a young adult. trust me, my mom told me this and i didn’t see it until i saw it with someone else was like ?? how the hell can they not see she’s 13? it’s so obvious, no matter the clothes or the makeup! anyways, he always creeped me out. it’s stupid there’s actual people standing up for him. and the girls should not be blamed and at fault, they can’t control how they appear to others

[@justchilling885]

yeah, plus shouldnt you make sure the person your talking to is your age?

[@nalien182]

its all about genetics, im soon 18 and still look like some fetus meanwhile 14 year olds in my school look 21 so. yeah that dude is really creepy

[@Hi-jv9jn]

my little sister is 13 but she looks much older, like she’s taller than me, wears makeup and just wearing more outfits that make her look mature but when it comes down to her personality she is obviously a YOUNG girl and it’s scary when me and her have walked together in town and creeps will look at her and follow us around and being her older brother I have to like glare at them and have been close to fighting them.

[@tokyojpgs]

@@Hi-jv9jn no because i definitely feel and understand you too! my little sister is turning 12 next month but is definitely the same how you described your sister and how she does appear mature and older but the personality does show that they’re very young. being an older sibling is hard sometimes and you just wanna beat all the creeps that look at them like that. she’s very lucky to have an older brother that watches out for her! sending love to both of you!

[@tokyojpgs]

@@justchilling885 at this point, a lot of people lie online so you’d have to at least ask for an ID or proof of age. i definitely agree with you!

[@pgyws5137]

Many of the same people who claim that "13 year olds look old these days" will also argue that "young people used to look older because they were tougher than newer generations". There is plenty of discourse from men who watch old television claiming that young people used to look and act "older". They will also see young ladies in old TV and movies and make comments about how "mature" they seemed. These creeps cant keep their stories straight.

[@catsarerude]

I'm so sick of literally everything on social media being about sex. It makes people 10x less attractive imo.. Get a talent that's worth something. Or a hobby. Or yknow, a personality.

[@anarup916]

Imagine if he has a kid, his kid gonna have severe second hand embarassment

[@katieglaze8529]

THANK YOU!!!!! SAY IT LOUDER!!!

[@masonthejar8890]

as a trans dude with like no sex drive or interest in sex..thank you so much for sharing my opinion. i feel like I'm crazy and something is wrong with me cause I have no interest in sex most of the time..most likely because of shitheads like the dude Chad Chad talked about LOL

[@M4GG1323]

@Micheal myers i agree

[@M4GG1323]

@@Victor_Graves hello fellow ace

[@Kibbyboo]

Can’t wait for you to actually have a podcast called “The Chadcast” someday

[@haylinicole7358]

Or PodChad

[@nomdeplume2213]

I likes Chad Chat cuz it kinda sounds like Chad Chad

[@lyna7038]

This is soo good omg manifesting this

[@Hello-tr9pk]

@@nomdeplume2213 YES

[@Kibbyboo]

@@nomdeplume2213 the Chad Chat Chadcast, just make it an entire tongue twister lmao

[@atmywhitson]

I switched off Netflix so quick to watch this masterpiece. Chad Chad never disappoints 🙌

[@paliksshine3038]

Omg same im also at work lmao

[@sharonbusisiwe1460]

Or is it

[@Kaekaearts_08]

I’m 13 and at most I look 16… I was already in a bad SA experience with someone my age. Although I had a bad experience personally, I can’t imagine what it’s liked to be groomed or to experience an uncomfortable experience including pedophiles.

[@annoyingkid48]

I hope you’re doing okay! That’s such a difficult thing to have to go through, no matter how old you are

[@EEsYouTubeChanel]

Omg I’m sorry that happened to you

[@nyanko_otaku]

I hope you're doing okay

[@Defenselessdamselindistress69]

I hope your doing ok

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

literally who cares. most girls get SAd in their life, it’s a natural thing. im 17 but u don’t see me complain ab it shut up

[@flameohotman5903]

The whole “kids look older than they did way back when” excuse never fails to piss me off. One, that’s just blaming children for your own mistakes , and two it’s an excuse to get away with disgusting acts. On multiple occasions I’ve had boys who are older than me try and guess my age, literal 17 year olds were trying to guess how old I was at 12. I’m tall for a girl, I always have been, but it was so obvious I was young, my tone of voice, my interests and the way I dressed just screamed “CHILD‼️”. I have a younger sister and I am so pissed that GROWN MEN want to do disgusting acts with LITERAL CHILDREN.

[@vlatstrapes3931]

People were saying exact same thing 20 years ago. Meanwhile 13 year old boys would wear video game t shirts and long hair and girls would have pigtails and cute animal shirts while older generations would dress the same as adults. And nowadays a lot of adults are so skinny they look like kids. But maybe it's just me having strange eyes.

[@rizzobeloved]

I’ve always looked older for my age (like from the time I was 16 people thought I was my siblings’ mother) but I never acted nor talked like an adult. The minute they heard my voice or got to know me, they could tell I was pretty young. Moral of the story is, someone looking older isn’t an excuse for anyone to not ask for their age or get to know them first to make an educated guess

[@calowenby1654]

I know it’s a metaphor, but the idea of the way you dress literally coming to life only to scream, “Child!!,” and then going back to being a regular set of clothes is really funny to me.

[@GayToBeHere]

Children & teens just act like children!!! But I guess when you're a 25 year old boy who never matured emotionally it can be hard to tell when other people are actual kids tho 🤷

[@user-qh1bc2zc2m]

I can tell you that here in Europe in my country (and oftenly on tiktok too) there are 11 yo girl that can look like 17 yo by putting heavy, while cover makeup and wearing clothes that are seen as for older ppl. Also, their poses with butt too much in the back and pushing the chest excessively forward only adds the effect that they are older. Sometimes you can tell the person is younger by their voice although not always. Kids hit puberty real quick this days. Honestly I got caught off guard several times by this. I wanted to make some friends my age but then it turned out they are 5 years younger than me. I'm not talking about doing underage stuff like s*x just meeting new people. Kids are seriously covering they real age behind characterisation (bc I can't call it differently anymore) and thinking that people will know thy are 12 when thy look like young adults.

[@inconveniencestore_]

As a trans man I love meeting men like this because they act like they get women all the time but when I actually describe how periods work and stuff they respond with "well you're not a girl how do you know". You fool, you've activated my trap card.

[@Biepsi]

Love this 😂

[@denyarwing]

Imagine pulling a literal trap card from your pocket while you blast em with knowledge.

[@cloudofcontempt]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm picturing stunned anime faces all around.

[@Nightswarmer]

It amazes me that only people that actually have periods are allowed to know how it works.. It's so sad that any non-period-havers can't just Google the most basic information on how the human body functions..

[@FiSH-iSH]

props to you my fellow transbro :))

[@floofballoffur3837]

As a trans guy who's been through menopause, yeah- It's literally just "I wanna throw up" with no blood

[@angelken777]

i was literally like somethings telling me he doesn’t know what menopause is at all LOL

[@wedie9886]

Ok so I get confused. Does trans *guy* mean you transitioned from a guy and are now a girl, or does it mean you transitioned from a girl to a guy and you’re now a guy?

[@wedontknow6428]

@@wedie9886 transitioned from a girls body to a mans body

[@wedie9886]

@@wedontknow6428 Oh alright thanks.

[@floofballoffur3837]

@@wedie9886 Well I'm trans masculine Non-binary technically, which just means a *masculine* person who is *Non-binary*. However the term *trans male* refers to someone going from *female* to *male*

[@KJ-B000]

I am genuinely terrible at guessing people's age. The range of about 14-22 genuinely looks indistinguishable to me, and even above that can be tricky (Ive ID'd people in their actual late 30s when I worked in a supermarket). However, that just means I as a blanket rule assume these people are younger and treat them as such, until proven otherwise

[@Heathertone]

same here, especially since I am in my 30s but have a baby face and the same 'childish' interests I never grew out of cus autism comfort things. So I get mistaken for much younger and get IDed sometimes, and never assume someones age based on looks cus like, I got told I look 22 a month ago. You could be 20 or 45 and I would have no idea

[@Rengokusluciousvoluminousmommy]

As a thirteen year old girl, I’m absolutely BEYOND disgusted he’d post soemthing like that. It makes me extremely in comfortable he exists, and I think I wanna puke. I’m so glad I’m not on straight TikTok.

[@idfkwgo]

same

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

Same

[@josofina]

absolutely love your username

[@rohankishibe2985]

I'm 14 but same here 🧍

[@Rengokusluciousvoluminousmommy]

@@josofina JAVAKSSSK TY SKSSBKS

[@gothgirlglittercrust7118]

every time chad chad gets a sponsorship I feel like a proud dad. I remember when the chadlings were a tiny club and now we're an army oh gawd im gonna cry

[@ayesh4h]

omg same, i remember when she had like 20k subs. im so proud of her and to see how much shes grown :)

[@jasminebonham4330]

I was here at 48m and then a few days later I saw she gained hundreds of followers every minute I'm so proud of her!!!

[@jasminebonham4330]

48k

[@l1ll1xx]

Omg same ^^ I get so excited and I feel really proud :D Im glad shes growing💕

[@sashakeiv2703]

Yessss. I remember watching when she had 4 videos up and I was so surprised she only had like 1.5k subs and I instantly subbed

[@keltonking8880]

he saw jared leto's joker once and based his entire personality around that

[@danaejer]

Well, the fact that Jared has allegedly been with underage girls when he was already in his 40s doesn't make this any better.

[@liyahliyah694]

@@danaejer oh God🤢

[@amyking3907]

Exactly what I was thinking hahhHh

[@amyking3907]

Also how do we also have the same last name hahah

[@HL-vs9qy]

Also makes the jim Carey face a lot

[@robbb416]

I've watched so many videos like this and everytime they say "you might have heard of this person" I'm instantly like "nope. No, never have." I'm always lucky enough to find out about these ppl after their true self is revealed

[@SebijoIsMyName]

I'm actually 13 years old, so the 'A lot of 13 year old girls look older nowadays' thing is very stupid to me. I doubt 13 year olds look, act, and talk like full grown adults. You should immediately leave, dont make excuses for that behavior. (Not talking about Chad Chad, talking about ths comments standing up for him) I also have been seeing this guy lately so to see him again 🤢🤮🤧

[@Dinokreechur]

Be safe out there, friend! Also agreed. This guy's a creep

[@SebijoIsMyName]

@@Dinokreechur Thank you, and you be safe as well!🤗

[@laura-gr8qu]

I'm 13 and some girls in my class definitely look over 13, but dont act it at all.

[@g_00ie56]

Only a handful of 13 year olds ever look older, most of the 13 year olds i went with last year looked their age so thats just some bullshit..

[@SebijoIsMyName]

@@laura-gr8qu Ikr, same. Some people can look a different age, but that doesn't mean they are.

[@Ali_niet]

"They're all shirtless" So true, I'm only like 20 seconds in and everything she says is already funny😂

[@EveMizgala]

I don't use TikTok. You have convinced me that this is the healthy choice.

[@poooopoo]

i've never been more grateful for never downloading the app

[@KrymsonScale]

Tiktok isn't just cringe it is also saving all your data off your phone and selling it to companies.

[@cl3av3]

Same... I don't really like TikTok

[@jegerikkeheromg]

Same

[@micnik3573]

It definitely is

[@laustinspacemusic]

5:30 queue the men who say "but women mature faster than men and so that's an excuse to act like I'm in the descent of man"

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

i know you meant to say "cue" but i like the fact that "queue" insinuates theyre lining up to say this

[@laustinspacemusic]

@@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao you knew what I meant, and now we both mean something different. Thank you for being my friend.

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

@@laustinspacemusic np bro :)

[@emilystar7567]

i’m thirteen but some people say i look “older” BUT it’s not older like 18-20, it’s older like 15-16, which is still underage! this guy absolutely disgusts me!

[@ilikerice631]

same it’s disgusting

[@funkyfresh2053]

As a 17 year old who was hit on by many grown men when i was 12~14(i don't get hit on by grown men anymore) when older men say that you look older or you act older than you are or that you're mature for your age it's not in good faith most of the time, only creeps like to pretend they can't tell when a child is a child, and thats why me and many other AFAB people where hit on the most when we where children and not young adults, they absolutely know

[@back-gardencritters9819]

@@funkyfresh2053 Exactly, I hate it when people defend people like this. There is no excuse because its easy to tell that they're a child, even if they look 'older'. They need to go to jail.

[@I_doEdits]

As a 10 yr old , some people think I’m *SIXTEEN* and in my opinion even if I look older it is absolutely disgusting about what he is doing and saying. I would rather die then meet this guy irl.

[@YilingLesbian]

Fucking same. I just also 13 People tell me i look like im 16 or 17 and its like supposed to be a compliment, but i hate it. Ive always been a little tall for my age, its still not okay, EVER to hit on a teenager, even if they are 16. It’s absolutely disgusting.

[@imlost836]

if that “daddy” tattoo he has is real I’m going to fucking scream-

[@ssmercxry9932]

I will scream in cringe if that creep has it 💀

[@guitarzcore]

@@ssmercxry9932 same 😀

[@aaliyahd.g3576]

@@ssmercxry9932 same 😨

[@gglovesgorillazmj7784]

same ima go hit my head on the wall as hard as i can

[@vernonscheekbones]

that pfp of taeyongie suits the energy of this comment

[@digitalharmony26]

I swear, your videos could be 5 hours long and still wouldn’t be long enough. They fly by! Always magnificent though.

[@kohga1475]

The fact that he's not only excusing being a pedophile but also making fun of lesbians and trans people only makes it even more disgusting.

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

wait when was he transphobic? im not doubting you this guy seems like a huge transphobe but i wanna know where you saw that bit

[@faryinn]

It's a good day when chad chad post 😩✨

[@pamelaevangelista434]

Yo frrrrr 🤪🥰😋😚🥺😝😩😳😏😇

[@sigh17849]

Yup.. 1 in the morning here

[@miyasioux]

AMEN

[@st4rsformars]

FR

[@me-gv5ok]

@@st4rsformars wait- I love ur pfp

[@chillfactory9000]

the video with the "im just sixteen" is even funnier because the lyrics literally say "I'm just sixteen, and if you try anything funny you're gonna go to jail."

[@masonthejar8890]

this man needs jail fs

[@Niabelxx]

“It looks like he’s grabbing for the last chip in a pringles can” 😂 omg chad chad you’re so funny! Edit: NOT BEING SARCASTIC FOR ALL THOSE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT SARCASM

[@Niabelxx]

Omg tysm for all the likes! 😭

[@chicysai]

it sounds like you’re saying it sarcastically

[@sunnyglitch6768]

I mean- it looks like it

[@ajhanaethompson6305]

this sounds very sarcastic

[@kermitcult4845]

The fact that people felt that this comment was sarcastic omg

[@crocococo9569]

brooo what the hell tho. like,,, even if kids "look older nowadays" they never actually look 18 or older regardless. that and their mannerisms and worldview are entirely different from anyone whos even close to 18 and it's BAFFLING to me that someone can even pretend they made the mistake of mixing that up. and even if they say they did, whoever they were harassing definitely wouldn't have looked even remotely adult enough for it to pass as anything but predatory,,, its gross

[@stratospherica]

We really need to stop telling guys that they're attractive

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

What

[@iamnotreal0717]

Just guys like that

[@stratospherica]

@@iamnotreal0717 i can tell you that this guy didn't start out like that, he got thirsted over and took it to heart, and then he made a tiktok account

[@kay-lt9mx]

who’s we 🤨

[@stratospherica]

@@kay-lt9mx everyone except you

[@moonbow9855]

This intros and skits are getting out of hands and I'm loving it.

[@schabowy6149]

Muichirou

[@hexodyia]

📸

[@sketchy_atbest]

"Call me shallow, cuz.... no diving allowed" is the funniest response to this dude's insanity

[@herewego02]

I was completely fine 5 minutes and 12 seconds ago without knowing what the “20” in his bio meant… thank you Chad Chad 🥰

[@misseselise3864]

yeah i hate that my life decisions led me to seeing this video

[@Emily9378]

Maybe his iq also is 20

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

@@Emily9378 his braincells too

[@allyallyjess]

@@Emily9378 if it's about his IQ he probably meant -20

[@iocity9607]

Person with ovaries: “I haven’t had a period in months” This guy: “Just squeeze real hard bbg.”

[@max_punch]

Mf acting like an uterus is an orange and period is the juice

[@polly-fe3pq]

im screaming

[@victorialucas6418]

A person with ovaries are females, just say female

[@iocity9607]

@@victorialucas6418 no, they aren’t always actually. There’s non-binary, genderfluid, and transgender men who haven’t had bottom surgery yet.

[@Vxnqxii]

@@iocity9607 thisss

[@savannahs3893]

"Thrust so hard that I forget how to make normal human faces" I almost choked on my breakfast omfg

[@michellethong8476]

"How are you gonna write the test and still fail it." SPECTACULAR. Love your videos.

[@spicychia410]

Deadass when chad said “chocolate makes all the women problems go away “ started to choke on my laughter

[@pokepawz8334]

I literally ran across this man during a midnight scroll on my fyp and was so confused and appalled I spent the next hour looking through his videos in horror, furrowing my brow in a vain attempt to understand what he was trying to accomplish with * *gestures broadly* * this. I will update when, and if, I ever find out. 🕵🏼‍♀️

[@junkabella6324]

Thank you for taking a bleached cringe bullet for us! xD

[@Roxirin]

Is your brow stuck permanently furrowed yet? :0

[@tatesmcsnates4384]

I wish to be updated if you ever do figure out this mystery

[@tarynayaun1882]

You are doing the lords work my good child 🙏🏾

[@anunknownperson4018]

May God erase those videos from your memory AMEN!!!!

[@nena-x7u]

2:36 imagine asking someone out before you knew they were gay, a minor/child, or a GUY. Like is he just going out on the streets and handing roses to people who look remotely feminine?

[@oknice1]

exactly my thoughts lmao

[@cassona73]

i work a job that serves alcohol and the first thing they tell you is to pay attention to how people act bc you cant rely on looks to know if someone is 21 or not. its almost as if people under the drinking age lack maturity and its like, painfully obvious when you speak to them lol.

[@theresamay3845]

Its literally 6am and I just so happened to be awake to see this masterpiece

[@THGEPENISMONKEY]

Its 10 PM sir

[@v-kei_alein6531]

It's 1 am

[@atmywhitson]

It's almost 2am and I turned off Netflix for this. I love Chad Chad

[@salem-01]

4:30 PM 👁 👄 👁

[@idontknowwhattoputhere5434]

Why are y’all acting like other time zones don’t exist

[@elistinks4744]

7:06 no one is going to get pleasure from that. What are you doing- gutting my insides like a pumpkin?

[@NyanCatzzz]

Seriously bro what is he doing

[@69420_ayo]

he's gonna use it for a dude. don't worry, we're safe.

[@moondrop2677]

Thank God I don't want him anywhere near or breathing the same air as me

[@thatonescreamfromthevoid]

​@@69420_ayoAs a dude I don't want him anywhere near me either

[@yallidk5973]

When ever I see that chad chad posts it makes my day 10x better

[@ratstanduser]

Same

[@queefgod1]

Same

[@pluwithtoes1269]

4:37 i didnt even need the lyric caption, when i saw sixteen ayesha erotica my stomach dropped and i thought i was having a heart attack

[@synthiandrakon]

I've never quite understood the whole "you can't tell how old girls are anymore because of how they dress" it's like unfathomable to me. people say it but like I remember being 19 in my first year of college and I could usually tell when someone was 18 and still in highschool, it felt like most people could and that's not even much of an age gap. So the idea you could get as low as 13 and not be able to tell is like completely unthinkable. not to mention if you know what girls your age dress like, fashion for 13 year old Is pretty different to what people your age are wearing even if the kid is trying to look older

[@Ich-Existiere-Nicht]

Plus, don't you talk to them? If it's that hard apparently to tell if someone is 13 years old or an grown up then just talk to them before hitting on them and when it turns out that they're minors then apologize and leave. How can you sexual assault someone and then only afterwards find out that they're not even a major? Maybe not flirting with every random stranger could help.

[@zrencos]

Okay that transition to the sponsor was so unexpected lmao

[@officaldungeons]

I cannot believe he used a CupcakKe song like that. She literally made a song on her first mixtape about being molested as a young teenager by a predator…

[@allisonavery7273]

Holy shit, that’s so extra bad

[@wren_.]

and for the “i’m just 16” song he used, he cut out the part that says “and if you try anything funny, you’re gonna go to jail!”

[@KayaKintheriver]

The references, editing, scrip everything is incredible! Amazing work chad. You deserve greater success chad! You have a new CHADLING!

[@quanzoboi420]

7:16 “it looks like he’s digging for the last chip in a pringles can” I literally almost choked from laughter cause I’m eating pringles rn and was doing almost exactly that when she you said that.

[@Daniel_Ruby_Deitrich-Carrigan]

The excuse that the child doesn't look their age or they thought they were 18 is absolute bullshit. You can tell when someone is 13 even if they look a little older. The maturity level of a child and an adult is vastly different. And If anyone ever tells you anything similar to that they are a predator and be careful.

[@monkeyflower_]

captain: they're all shirtless crewmember: that's not a crime captain: it should be captain speaking facts

[@yumekojabami233]

8:19 baby who fried your hair ? That shit looks like it will fall off just by touching it

[@gay_emocousin]

FR

[@Alma-Rose]

are we not gonna mention the fact that he has the word 'daddy' tattooed on his chest 🤢 (7:25)

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Wonder who his daddy is then lmao

[@valerieeedits7847]

Kinda Fruity ngl

[@NeldaYtb]

Are we surprised tho?

[@Alma-Rose]

@@valerieeedits7847 you're not wrong- 😳

[@Alma-Rose]

@@L0rdOfThePies lmao who knows 😭

[@sourpatchwimp]

The line of that “I’m just 16” song is “if you try anything funny, you’re gonna go to jail” and I love that song

[@thishuman1621]

“Call me shallow, because no diving allowed” I can’t why is this the funniest thing I’ve heard in days 😭😭😭

[@S.E.K.1986]

I love you CHAD CHAD!! You are an AMAZING WRITER and your editing is incredible!! It’s nice to see some REAL shit on here! Also thank you for the service you provide! 😂❤

[@calleighjarvis4595]

i swear everytime the acting gets better

[@Glitterforce_Gamer3345]

wowww so original

[@CheetoPuff111]

@@Glitterforce_Gamer3345 what?

[@warren9583]

Is no one talking about Chad Chad's eyeliner? She woke up and chose to look like twelve year old me's gay awakening and I'm here for it

[@wtf5417]

@noddy ok?

[@rose_gold2.055]

@noddy uhhh sure

[@novaa.1757]

chad cad edit: they fixed it! : D

[@m0bz0mb39]

Ummm that's rude and I think she looks fine so what are you talking about

[@SuperAmericanism]

I was going to call this a backhanded compliment but I actually can't find a compliment, so I guess it's just a backhand.

[@hyperrchip]

ok but that transition to the sponsorship was SMOOOTH

[@codeskele7337]

0:41 that shiz was SMOOTH

[@adrianoaliboni4038]

Menopause literally means "ceasing of month", and even if you happen to not have studied Latin or Greek, I'd expect you as a functioning adult in this modern society to have the minimum knowledge of what probably your mum is going through as well. But maybe it's just me.

[@shigekax]

Noo it's just you have to pause hooking up with men, menopause Trust me I'm a white guy in my 20's (cm)

[@jweaver9089]

i'm literally a child and i know that menopause is an antonym for period

[@idkanymore5921]

@@jweaver9089 it's not exactly an antonym btw it's the time (usually when someone's around their 50's) when a person stops producing eggs, so they stop getting periods and become infertile

[@fallenangel6419]

It's literally called menoPAUSE, how tf he didn't realized?

[@Katellx]

Bruh, that's mean, obviously this guy doesn't have a mom! Of course that's why he knows nothing about age, women, periods, and menopause. Has Freud taught you nothing?? /s

[@aresknight12]

"the 20 in his bio does not represent his age" Me: _I think we all know where this is going so let's just skip to the end_

[@valeriana_officialis]

I don't get it plz explain

[@aresknight12]

@@valeriana_officialis as soon as she said that the 20 in his bio doesn't represent his age, I understood what it was meant to represent

[@bloodieghostie]

@Emily Scamander brain cell count, my innocent child

[@oranplan1630]

bro i was like "20 inches??? that's physically impossible???" i am but a foolish american

[@aresknight12]

@@oranplan1630 lmao

[@navydavy]

as a 13 year old...No. no no no no no. NO. MY GOD. I swear- 0 hope for humanity 😍❤️

[@guitarzcore]

as another 13 yr old: *ew, i need to bleach my eyes*

[@vickyd4071]

What are you talking about David??

[@elijah-cm4us]

as another 13 year old. I FUCKIN HATE HUMANITY AHSHSHSHZDHS

[@SayomiAmara]

As a 13 year old, I agree with these comments 😭🤚

[@jaelynlorin7336]

as a 13 yr old- yes i agree w you😰

[@Painting_of_a_dog]

0:31 I sneezed on the beat then the beat got sicker! 😂

[@twentyonetortas5921]

"they couldn't find the beat after beyonce sneezed on it" you've captured my attention with this line

[@KazukiP]

“Call me shallow because no diving” absolutely sent me😭

[@rockeater5580]

0:00 Thats got to be the best pirate i’ve ever seen

[@imgayandcanclimbwalls8798]

Ayyyyyy is that a POTC reference??

[@P4rz1va1]

I like how she had to clarify "than". The implied alternative is hilarious.

[@meursault7030]

This culture makes me actually sad. But it cheers me up a bit to see a funny person roast them.

[@vneverwins]

the women's reactions in 7:51 makes me think i'm lesbian because i did the opposite of what the girl in red did

[@fandommemes8858]

WAIT GIRL IN RED- ohhhh your talking about the person in the red shirt, my bad

[@Fizzy_cat_]

@@fandommemes8858LOL mI THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@Ivy-po8uq]

These videos just keep getting better and more funny I swear.

[@brintesiacirce9414]

*funnier

[@Kevin-lj5pq]

2nd best ad man on youtube! I had to rewind to hear Atlas in the ship crew scene :D

[@Baylison]

8:03 my man became one of those joker tik tokers

[@NyanCatzzz]

SERIOUSLY THO