This TikToker Thinks the Earth is Fake

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AugustTheDuck

AugustTheDuck

2 жыл бұрын

TikTok, an app full of mystery. Such as the mystery of how certain people believe certain things. Today, we will be looking at a TikToker named Alexservestea, who believes we are living in a simulation.
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@augusttheduck
@augusttheduck 2 жыл бұрын
recording this video brought out rage in me that I didn’t know I had
@bodhibarben9256
@bodhibarben9256 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao fr
@yur_local_weirdo_-w-
@yur_local_weirdo_-w- 2 жыл бұрын
People like this don't deserve or need phones
@Qenzas
@Qenzas 2 жыл бұрын
How did you rage?
@husseinm6780
@husseinm6780 2 жыл бұрын
Playing COD?
@gabrielgaming199sofficialc3
@gabrielgaming199sofficialc3 2 жыл бұрын
Hope your having a fine day august
@Fredbearsmegadinerroleplay
@Fredbearsmegadinerroleplay 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you have to question the thought process on how you can think the Earth is fake and when you think about it really makes you feel a lot better on your intelligence
@randomistic7183
@randomistic7183 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no the bots are on August’s channel as well
@WizardofTruth
@WizardofTruth 2 жыл бұрын
Is just the default tik tok iq
@dam9384
@dam9384 2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. "my content is way better!" -🤓
@B_Lo95
@B_Lo95 2 жыл бұрын
People are so stupid. As soon as they do not understand the science behind something they just go with its fake or it’s a conspiracy lol. Bunch of idiots man.
@Smilerthatwins
@Smilerthatwins 2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. people who say their content is better... Its prob not better
@Amonginator
@Amonginator Жыл бұрын
"The earth is fake" *What the fuck am i standing on then*
@Faesharlyn
@Faesharlyn 4 ай бұрын
Scrambled eggs. Can't you smell the sulphur?
@EEErmine
@EEErmine 4 ай бұрын
....You're... standing on me.... Can you get off..?
@DO0M_RE4P3R
@DO0M_RE4P3R 4 ай бұрын
Exactly 🫡
@MatthewTheWanderer
@MatthewTheWanderer 3 ай бұрын
@@Faesharlyn If you smell sulfur, maybe you're in hell?
@BrKeMM
@BrKeMM 3 ай бұрын
You aren’t standing you are actually Superman
@FatYoshi619
@FatYoshi619 2 жыл бұрын
"It's hard to argue with a genius but it's damn near impossible to argue with an idiot."
@DO0M_RE4P3R
@DO0M_RE4P3R 4 ай бұрын
True
@phoenixniper
@phoenixniper 2 жыл бұрын
lmao i love how he got so mad he was holding on to the hope that this was satire just to protect his sanity. Hate to break it to you august. It's not satire. She is indeed that stupid.
@omogenews
@omogenews 2 жыл бұрын
Let's be Honest We knew it kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2KxiYp3fbdpecU
@gamingofevren1435
@gamingofevren1435 2 жыл бұрын
I know
@SeanJAnimations
@SeanJAnimations 2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. shut
@vietcongat5884
@vietcongat5884 2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. and ?
@Felidae-felicis
@Felidae-felicis 2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. no one asked.
@adrianm9570
@adrianm9570 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a programmer and never in 1000 years would I have imagined that one of my mistakes would make someone believe that nothing is real. Wow, gotta take revisions more seriously
@Con5tantine
@Con5tantine 2 жыл бұрын
The SDLC is there to not only protect the product, but protect our very existence.
@jocquezgoodloe1679
@jocquezgoodloe1679 2 жыл бұрын
We are souls having a human experience in a human avatar on a 3 dimensionl earth or 3d earth just think about it.
@SomozaMSM_
@SomozaMSM_ 2 жыл бұрын
@Jocquez Goodloe are you ok in the head ?
@peterrogers7800
@peterrogers7800 2 жыл бұрын
@@jocquezgoodloe1679 k thought about it still ridiculous
@P3rmissionD3ni3d
@P3rmissionD3ni3d 2 жыл бұрын
Which mistake was yours?
@laurenhills239
@laurenhills239 2 жыл бұрын
This was my exact thought process when I was in full blown psychosis and I thought I was a video game character and I was going around telling everyone that nothing is real.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
Dang. Hope you are doing better.
@𝔸𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕟_𝕥𝕙𝕖_ℍ𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖𝕡𝕦𝕗𝕗
@𝔸𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕟_𝕥𝕙𝕖_ℍ𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖𝕡𝕦𝕗𝕗 9 ай бұрын
Damn
@no1233i
@no1233i 3 ай бұрын
Dang
@snooz3d998
@snooz3d998 Жыл бұрын
I mean, she gives us the reason she believes this nonsense: it's because it's fun. She'snot just a normal person now, she's one of the special people who know the big cool secret
@MoiraWillenov
@MoiraWillenov Жыл бұрын
Hah.
@CandyCane2004
@CandyCane2004 2 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that she doesn’t even give us any tea ☕️
@hecker2485
@hecker2485 2 жыл бұрын
smh
@DontKysThatShitMakesYouDie
@DontKysThatShitMakesYouDie 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah we could've had some nice tea while we listened to hear lose her braincells
@sumroses2242
@sumroses2242 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@fireinwater9528
@fireinwater9528 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a crime right there
@nathanwithrow35
@nathanwithrow35 2 жыл бұрын
So I sat through her bullshit for nothing!?
@BlackMetalGraffiti
@BlackMetalGraffiti 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s a shame stupidity isn’t painful” - Anton LaVey
@Henrysucks_at_Nxb
@Henrysucks_at_Nxb Жыл бұрын
This woman would die if stupidity was painful
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
💯% accurate.
@tibbus
@tibbus 11 ай бұрын
Technically it is. ...sadly it's eveyone else around the idiot who feels the pain.
@BlackMetalGraffiti
@BlackMetalGraffiti 11 ай бұрын
@@tibbus that is true lol.
@MatthewTheWanderer
@MatthewTheWanderer 3 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure being THIS stupid IS painful, lol.
@Komi83
@Komi83 Жыл бұрын
The glitch with the time is surprisingly common within the Android software. Android can set the time on itself based on the language you use withing your device and the location if you have that enabled as long as it is connected to the internet, this function can be turned off tho. When you're restarting your Android device or you had it turned off completely for a while, if there's a software update on top of it, there's quite high chance the time will be either really of or more commonly it will be set to some round date like January 1st 2000 because the software is not in full operation yet nor is the device connected to the internet and if it can't for some reason recover the correct or at least the last used date, it will just guess. Last time when I've lost the charger, my phone was three days without power. When I got a new charger and finally turned it on, the time was set to January 1st 2010 8PM, even set the time of creation of some photos to that exact date which is why I know this exactly. Just because it couldn't recover the correct time. Whoever thinks of this as a proof that we're living in Matrix doesn't know a s*it about non iOS systems, this is quite common with Windows too, there's even an old glitch with Windows 2000 and Windows XP when run on device with low RAM, where the time was getting reset to midnight January 1st 2000 every time you turned on the computer. The time glitches are one of if not even the most common software glitch ever.
@kittenpaws8896
@kittenpaws8896 2 жыл бұрын
''This TikToker Thinks the Earth is Fake'' SHE'S LITERALLY LIVING IN IT? 😭
@Juzokinnie
@Juzokinnie 2 жыл бұрын
My cousin had a glitch with I think Discord and it had the date of something like 1969 but we just knew it was just some sort of glitch and joked about how he was a time traveler briefly. The fact that literal teens are smarter than this woman is sad.
@caminey7455
@caminey7455 2 жыл бұрын
I also have that glitch on my ipod that i used to use when I was young where it thinks today is January of 1970 which is coincidentally a few months before my parents were born.
@spicychai69
@spicychai69 2 жыл бұрын
I had this happen to me before on discord too on a vc. 🤣 it was funny when I saw it the first time.
@elexanderbauson
@elexanderbauson 2 жыл бұрын
Happend to me on my old phone before the date was at 1970
@yrl0038
@yrl0038 Жыл бұрын
Careful with those glitch, future computer engineer in 2 years here, those date glitches can be a sign of hacking/malfunction/ several types of viruses. Keep a good licenced antivirus in ur phone or pc
@wormchop
@wormchop Жыл бұрын
One time i checked my photos on my ipad and one of the videos i downloaded said it was taken on june 12000 for no reason
@Swirvo98k
@Swirvo98k 2 жыл бұрын
Her: brings up invalid points only children would believe
@infnitvlt618
@infnitvlt618 2 жыл бұрын
Tommy innit is a bot
@Swirvo98k
@Swirvo98k 2 жыл бұрын
@@infnitvlt618 ik his name is timmothy out it
@backwooddagn6888
@backwooddagn6888 2 жыл бұрын
Considering the large majority of tiktok's userbase is children, she did exactly what she needed to do to get a bunch of TikTok people to believe her claims
@f1redbull952
@f1redbull952 2 жыл бұрын
And this is why I hate tiktok.
@utcast1268
@utcast1268 2 жыл бұрын
If she says birth is spawn points kid would believe it xD
@Frixyexe
@Frixyexe 2 жыл бұрын
It is incredible that she thinks that the way a phone takes a picture means more back than then if it was taken now
@nicholaspierce4213
@nicholaspierce4213 2 жыл бұрын
Watching her spout this nonsense with such confidence has made me feel a rage I didn’t know existed
@yur_local_weirdo_-w-
@yur_local_weirdo_-w- 2 жыл бұрын
These kind of people really make me question how humanity is going to evolve
@hecker2485
@hecker2485 2 жыл бұрын
fr
@isaigutierrez1617
@isaigutierrez1617 2 жыл бұрын
More like devolving
@iiCounted-op5jx
@iiCounted-op5jx 2 жыл бұрын
yep, this world is doomed, I'm packing and moving to mars
@penguinbaby1179
@penguinbaby1179 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@masonblue62
@masonblue62 2 жыл бұрын
We are going to be meeting aliens and then we will say that grass doesn't exit then the aliens will say touch some grass
@eanerds1913
@eanerds1913 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but the “*muffled* OH MY GOOOOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?” Killed me XD
@raerae2310
@raerae2310 2 жыл бұрын
SAME!! I’ve never heard him get so annoyed 🤣 it kinda surprised me, but I love it at the same time
@KodieTheAussieBrony94
@KodieTheAussieBrony94 2 жыл бұрын
Poor August having to suffer through this utter bullshit that people like Alex spew out
@Milesm7
@Milesm7 2 жыл бұрын
Are you commenting from Heaven?
@raerae2310
@raerae2310 2 жыл бұрын
@@Milesm7 now im in heaven because you made me laugh so hard I died!!
@cherisefevrier3089
@cherisefevrier3089 Жыл бұрын
I just read your comment while he said it. Snap
@dad49998
@dad49998 2 жыл бұрын
8:30 i think that is how cults work.
@user-lz8rt5jl2o
@user-lz8rt5jl2o 2 жыл бұрын
AugustTheDuck: "she doesn't think the sun is real" Me: I don't think her dad is real
@adriangrulke3385
@adriangrulke3385 3 ай бұрын
I wish cats were real
@freakaxoidXD
@freakaxoidXD 3 ай бұрын
@@adriangrulke3385 i wish real were cars
@artCharles
@artCharles 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the worst part for me isn't even the conspiracy stuff, it's how condescending she is about it.
@dabatman5187
@dabatman5187 2 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@SillyDolly
@SillyDolly Жыл бұрын
OK most the comments here annoyed me but this is true
@cloudyssockisbroken
@cloudyssockisbroken 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I do wonder if we live in a simulation, but for me to actually believe with my whole heart that we do would take a lot more than what this girl gives as "evidence".
@xtherealest
@xtherealest 2 жыл бұрын
Mf thinks that a proof that we live in a simulation is that a person downloaded a picture from like discord that someone made in 2011
@ferallhamster970
@ferallhamster970 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the simulation theory (a genuine possibility but idfk) is impossible to prove bcs like… we live in it. The Big Bang may have been the new world loading in or maybe a balance patch that had to happen. We can’t know though because we live in it. Big brain bender.
@alexpercent
@alexpercent 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I listen to everything on social media, I love Minky Momo a lot though
@dr.snailracer1912
@dr.snailracer1912 2 жыл бұрын
The whole 'is the universe a simulation' question is actually a serious topic in the scientific community and it hurts me too much too see this astrology screaming karen to put it in such a bad light
@jeffystevens
@jeffystevens 2 жыл бұрын
The best part is how “they” can perfectly render 3d images with accurate smell and sound to the point that no one has found any glitches yet but somehow “they” can mess up a bunch of basic numbers
@F-18Super
@F-18Super 2 жыл бұрын
She does know her body and the earth are made of pretty much the exact same materials so technically she’s calling herself fake.
@Tree_leaf_Cl0v3r
@Tree_leaf_Cl0v3r 2 жыл бұрын
She's faker than the Kardashians themselves
@ZiBichu
@ZiBichu 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@danilopantelic2957
@danilopantelic2957 2 жыл бұрын
She got rosted
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 Жыл бұрын
I guess we are all fake. OUR EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS!!
@RealmsSMPStudios
@RealmsSMPStudios Жыл бұрын
She’s to stupid to understand that…
@loopyfuntime2684
@loopyfuntime2684 2 жыл бұрын
7:26 I can feel the frustration and annoyance in August’s voice. I can also picture the look of frustration he had/has
@okjeffy6581
@okjeffy6581 Жыл бұрын
Furious
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
Probably the same look we all had while listening to this nonsense.
@feniic8014
@feniic8014 2 жыл бұрын
“Half of us are awake, half of us are waking up, half of us are still asleep and half of us will never wake up” wow those 1s and 0s really add up
@thatlolguy6799
@thatlolguy6799 2 жыл бұрын
7:07 THATS TO MANY FRICKEN HALVES
@Shrekperson
@Shrekperson 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of brain cells I lost from hearing this girl say the earth doesn’t exist
@johannsanchocuevas7854
@johannsanchocuevas7854 2 жыл бұрын
Is larger than the amount of stars in the universe right? Just like me
@giraffeguy6564
@giraffeguy6564 2 жыл бұрын
In the multiverse with me
@astro_ether
@astro_ether 2 жыл бұрын
Shes wrong with the earth is fake. But she is talking truth
@skotinoulis4745
@skotinoulis4745 6 ай бұрын
​@@astro_etherget help
@Man_Aslume
@Man_Aslume 4 ай бұрын
​@astro_ether we found some equally as stupid
@rtwhitaker
@rtwhitaker 2 жыл бұрын
At 7:05 she said: "Half of us are waking up, half of us are asleep, half of us have been awake, and half of us will never wake up." That one statement shows the utter mindlessness of her ridiculous video. How many halfs does she think makes up a whole? It reminds me of the old TV sitcom called family ties when the sister said "I have this voice in my head saying... " and the brother who is played by Michael J Fox said "I can see for miles in here."
@Kruhee
@Kruhee 2 жыл бұрын
Duh! Four halfs to a whole! 4/2 = 1 person awake who didn't like being asleep! 😂
@smolchild1057
@smolchild1057 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kruhee please say sike right now...
@Kruhee
@Kruhee 2 жыл бұрын
@@smolchild1057 I thought the sarcasm was obvious lol but guess not.
@thebean6496
@thebean6496 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kruhee 3/1 = three people on one person
@clancykohl
@clancykohl 2 жыл бұрын
It can make sense though, because to be waking up or to never wake up you have to be asleep first, so two of those would refer to the half of people that are currently asleep. So you have half awake, half asleep, half of those asleep waking up and half of those asleep never waking up. So maybe that was what she was trying to say.
@Y_N_Listener
@Y_N_Listener 2 жыл бұрын
I felt pure rage through the screen from August literally lol
@kalebcarpenter3920
@kalebcarpenter3920 2 жыл бұрын
This woman seems like the type of person that when met by a door that says “push to open”, this woman would just pull on the door and say, “it’s locked!” And then would start to cry about it. SMH how dumb people can get.
@AshTheWeird15
@AshTheWeird15 2 жыл бұрын
As someone with a mom like this lady yes it's very tiring to be like that. Always thinking things are fake and everyone is out to get here. She literally thinks the neighbors are stalking her.
@DefineLines
@DefineLines Жыл бұрын
Signs of schizophrenia
@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station
@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station Жыл бұрын
Honestly its just a person who can think for her self but can't think critically and has access to the internet. I know people like this.
@Axionexe
@Axionexe Жыл бұрын
Your mom is almost certainly schizophrenic. My sister is, and that is how she was
@e7267
@e7267 2 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even surprising anymore
@hecker2485
@hecker2485 2 жыл бұрын
fr
@ICantThinkOfAName164
@ICantThinkOfAName164 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@CringeTV4
@CringeTV4 2 жыл бұрын
It evolves, but backwards
@futuristicbus61
@futuristicbus61 Жыл бұрын
Nothing better then watching August while enjoying my Easter supper
@jeremiah3365
@jeremiah3365 2 жыл бұрын
TikTok just needs to be banned from all app stores.
@cyrusmarikitph
@cyrusmarikitph 2 жыл бұрын
Bring back normal people.
@jeremiah3365
@jeremiah3365 2 жыл бұрын
@@cyrusmarikitph An even better answer
@skalpe3155
@skalpe3155 2 жыл бұрын
The trash will land on shorts or Instagram if that happens, just let them rot there
@user-cl2oe7nq7z
@user-cl2oe7nq7z 2 жыл бұрын
Nuke
@catpoke9557
@catpoke9557 2 жыл бұрын
It is genuinely possible we live in a simulation, but her reasoning is flawed. She used computers to prove we're in a computer.
@omogenews
@omogenews 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2KxiYp3fbdpecU
@omogenews
@omogenews 2 жыл бұрын
Let's be Honest We knew it kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2KxiYp3fbdpecU
@ThePcHeadedGuy
@ThePcHeadedGuy 2 жыл бұрын
the only way we can prove that we live in a simulation is to find error's. and the only way to find error's if our simulation is near pefrect is to cut something in half and try to see the texture load in... but for it we'd need the quickest reaction time, and we cant use phone's. so yeah it'd be impossible.
@cheerful3426
@cheerful3426 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThePcHeadedGuy i dont think that a super computer that can compute billions of minds at once would have problems rendering a texture
@ThePcHeadedGuy
@ThePcHeadedGuy 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheerful3426 we wouldnt know till we try. lets build a super computer that can compute billions of minds at once and see if there's a problem with rendering texture's.
@blueberry_480
@blueberry_480 2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for her family getting second hand embarrassment lmao
@jaywils1078
@jaywils1078 2 жыл бұрын
“Blue moon, you saw me standing, aloneeee….”
@___E
@___E 2 жыл бұрын
We have really seen this woman descent into literal madness.
@reticuluminfirma9407
@reticuluminfirma9407 2 жыл бұрын
It does sadden me to know that spreading misinformation on the internet makes people more money than spreading actual true, useful information which leads to people like this,
@tsaralexis9459
@tsaralexis9459 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly misinformation should be taken more seriously and she should be taken down
@astro_ether
@astro_ether 2 жыл бұрын
Shes not lying
@anheld8726
@anheld8726 7 ай бұрын
7:04 DIdnt know you could have 4 halves of somthing.
@umbrellacorp.
@umbrellacorp. Жыл бұрын
Alex serves tea. Me: I just wanted my tea lady.
@TheOfficalMiki
@TheOfficalMiki 2 жыл бұрын
“If the world was fake, we wouldn’t have TikTok, nor our existence.”
@hoosierproductions06
@hoosierproductions06 2 жыл бұрын
August yelling into what im guessing was either his hand or a pillow was great to hear some emotion in his voice 😂
@joestephens
@joestephens Жыл бұрын
"half of us are waking up half of us are still asleep half of us have been awake half of us will never wake up" - a mathematician, probably
@mr.tophat2728
@mr.tophat2728 2 жыл бұрын
I think the funniest August moments are when he is far away from the mic
@THEMASINATOR1
@THEMASINATOR1 2 жыл бұрын
People like her can bring out the inner demonic rage of even the most relaxing person on earth
@simpleviewer1334
@simpleviewer1334 9 ай бұрын
🤚
@jdzrt
@jdzrt 2 жыл бұрын
Y’know August, gotta give you some credit for making this video. Imagine the cringe he had to go through when editing. He would have to watch this crap over and over again.
@jerretm
@jerretm Жыл бұрын
for those who want to know more about how photos work, each photo saves exif data. this data can vary from things like date and time, to location and camera settings. newer iPhones usually store: location, camera mp, date, time, iso settings, focus settings, shutter speed, ev, pixels, mp, the type of iPhone that took it, file size, and possibly more (this is just my knowledge).
@lavalampluva55401
@lavalampluva55401 Жыл бұрын
She's free to leave at anytime. Good luck with that. LOL
@alexaotto25
@alexaotto25 2 жыл бұрын
does she even understand any of what she’s said LMAO
@ThePcHeadedGuy
@ThePcHeadedGuy 2 жыл бұрын
no she dosent. she pretends she does so she can look smart. meanwhile everyone EVEN FLAT EARTHER'S think the woman's saying nonsense.
@thegarlicmanschannel3116
@thegarlicmanschannel3116 2 жыл бұрын
August has blessed us with another entertaining masterpiece
@hecker2485
@hecker2485 2 жыл бұрын
fr
@nopeyeser6914
@nopeyeser6914 2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. no.
@Vividlyforgotten
@Vividlyforgotten 2 жыл бұрын
@@nopeyeser6914 btw it’s a fatherless bot
@ibro4518
@ibro4518 2 жыл бұрын
No beyond masterpiece
@JellyJxsh
@JellyJxsh 2 жыл бұрын
Instagram user is probably dodo
@jessievelasco6074
@jessievelasco6074 7 ай бұрын
Earth is fake until I see the duck taking a selfie from space
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 4 ай бұрын
6:34 the Mayan calendar did not stop in 2012. A new baktun started.
@user-ge1fz2fh3f
@user-ge1fz2fh3f 2 жыл бұрын
the dark side of tiktok is either disturbing or dumb, look at where we've gotten in humanity
@theceoofeggmansempire5214
@theceoofeggmansempire5214 2 жыл бұрын
Tik Tok is a dark side in general.
@susanthompson8962
@susanthompson8962 Жыл бұрын
You have that right! Alot of young ones can't think for themselves!
@dinosaurdirtbag
@dinosaurdirtbag 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that you can practically change the date to anything on some devices makes her arguments even stupider!
@Carbohydrate630
@Carbohydrate630 2 жыл бұрын
My biggest fear is that they'll end up being right about all this and all us normal people will look stupid
@linksbetweendrinks7032
@linksbetweendrinks7032 7 ай бұрын
You can put that fear to bed, friend. These people aren't right, they just failed science class.
@Mintigty
@Mintigty 5 ай бұрын
Do not fear, they're not right.
@Carbohydrate630
@Carbohydrate630 5 ай бұрын
@@Mintigty I know that but my brain doesn't
@desertman9561
@desertman9561 4 ай бұрын
7:22 i love how i have my mental pain verbalized by another person 🤣🤣
@aanonymousamanda1711
@aanonymousamanda1711 2 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing that one of the recent mass shooters in the U.S. was telling his victims, "You're not real!" Terrifying
@ThePcHeadedGuy
@ThePcHeadedGuy 2 жыл бұрын
was he yelling it or saying it in a calm mennacing way?
@KodieTheAussieBrony94
@KodieTheAussieBrony94 2 жыл бұрын
I read "You're not real" in ragreynold's voice
@VrishiSpin
@VrishiSpin 2 жыл бұрын
5:00, theres another explanation for this, she could've gotten a new phone, but the pictures from here old phone if it was an iphone, get transfered from phone to phone if she traded it in or something. This would mean that she could've taken that pic in 2011 on a different iphone.
@HokuraChan0106
@HokuraChan0106 2 жыл бұрын
5:05 oh shoot August is a miata owner.
@HPKibs
@HPKibs 2 жыл бұрын
If this was a simulation, why do i feel failure and pain so much? Lol
@soulknife20
@soulknife20 2 жыл бұрын
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. She has one of those.
@DisheveledDuckStudioz
@DisheveledDuckStudioz 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, I do fear I am hallucinating sometimes, and I do fear we are in a simulation sometimes, but I am not THAT FUCKING CRAZY-
@ThePcHeadedGuy
@ThePcHeadedGuy 2 жыл бұрын
no one's that crazy, mainly because getting only helium where your brain should be is impossible. except for this tiktoker..
@fizzcake4385
@fizzcake4385 2 жыл бұрын
Same I hear it is a symptom or sign of depersonalization or derealization
@916619jg
@916619jg Жыл бұрын
I like your vids because it's funny... I only subscribed after you dropped the chronological history of Unix though. Gotta support intelligent, introspective and articulate creators. Thank you
@chrisbohannon6112
@chrisbohannon6112 Жыл бұрын
The 1969 thing is a bug that can happen on any platform That’s the base year that all electronics run off of (to keep up with things like date and birthdays) Most commonly it happens in discord or other communication apps
@gregorydougherty
@gregorydougherty 2 жыл бұрын
The "oh my god" at ~7:30 had me laughing so hard
@BalthazarBullmann
@BalthazarBullmann 2 жыл бұрын
I question how she made it this far in life.
@ThePcHeadedGuy
@ThePcHeadedGuy 2 жыл бұрын
well you see, asoon as she was born she floated up to the ceiling because she was born with helium for brains.
@powerandequipmentvoila6639
@powerandequipmentvoila6639 2 жыл бұрын
Well it's not that far as we may see...
@FatYoshi619
@FatYoshi619 2 жыл бұрын
Her parents' money lol.
@user-wm9cg4cy2x
@user-wm9cg4cy2x 4 ай бұрын
"Oh my God!!! Are you serious!"🤣🤣🤣
@jesussaves_28
@jesussaves_28 2 жыл бұрын
i thought i’d never have to see her face again. august always seems to prove me wrong
@infnitvlt618
@infnitvlt618 2 жыл бұрын
Same lol. When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought it was the same video from before until I kept getting it recommended that i noticed the title
@colbytucker2178
@colbytucker2178 2 жыл бұрын
August is actually one of the smartest people I know
@ThePcHeadedGuy
@ThePcHeadedGuy 2 жыл бұрын
i tought i was one of the dumbest people i know. till i found out a tiktoker thinks the earth is fake. now im the 50th smartest person i know. august is 5th.
@cvyvis
@cvyvis 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@Swarmstead
@Swarmstead 5 ай бұрын
I hear "third eye", I say "bye bye".
@MelodiiStarlian
@MelodiiStarlian 2 ай бұрын
This is similar to when I seen a comment say “the earth can feel pain, and I fell so bad for it 🥺” and I replied with “lol, going to go bite the ground now real quick” and they gave me a whole lecture 😭😂
@DeeKate
@DeeKate 2 жыл бұрын
The more people like this that are coming out of the woodwork, the more I'm becoming sapiosexual; sexually attracted to intelligence. I can't handle people who don't use logic or deductive reasoning anymore. This kind of think gives me a headache.
@Zombie_Trooper
@Zombie_Trooper 2 жыл бұрын
Same here. It's quickly becoming exhausting to me and now I'm less interested in dating and relationships because so many people I come across have this unearned sense of intellectual superiority. You don't have to be a genius, but true competence is fleeting...and that genuinely concerns me.
@Calviinnn
@Calviinnn 2 жыл бұрын
i mean, technically everyone is attracted to intelligence lmao
@muahahahahhahahah
@muahahahahhahahah 2 жыл бұрын
this woman is crazy.
@Mytommyhurts
@Mytommyhurts 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@muahahahahhahahah
@muahahahahhahahah 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mytommyhurts yes
@hecker2485
@hecker2485 2 жыл бұрын
fr
@ThePcHeadedGuy
@ThePcHeadedGuy 2 жыл бұрын
@@hecker2485 yh
@Sovereign_Mozu
@Sovereign_Mozu 2 жыл бұрын
my last 2 braincells is dying trying to understand this species
@Styner09
@Styner09 Жыл бұрын
Oh man, the internet is wild. First we had flat Earthers, now we have "fake earthers"
@qxz584
@qxz584 2 жыл бұрын
This makes flat-earthers look like Albert Einstein.
@Acacia_Kayy
@Acacia_Kayy 2 жыл бұрын
"We can all agree on one thing which is that the Earth is real." AlexServesTea: "Hah! Yeah, no." "Never mind that video was right. There's nothing all humans agree on"
@Angiesunshine13
@Angiesunshine13 Жыл бұрын
i have thought of the simulation theory a few times, but ive never actually thought it was true, when i first saw this lady on august's channel i felt some of the little hope in humanity i have die out
@peterearden
@peterearden Жыл бұрын
I gotta hand it to her. Trying to prove we live in a simulation by acting like a glitch in the programming is a bold tactic.
@MrJuno319
@MrJuno319 7 ай бұрын
It’s bold autism if anything. She wants to act so deep but she knows she’s talking out of her ass. As most 2/10’s do
@kitvrenwa3129
@kitvrenwa3129 2 жыл бұрын
listening to her is making my last brain cell slowly fade away. HELP!!!
@omogenews
@omogenews 2 жыл бұрын
Let's be Honest We knew it kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2KxiYp3fbdpecU
@infinityggg
@infinityggg 2 жыл бұрын
Then dont watch her lmao 😐😐😐
@ThePcHeadedGuy
@ThePcHeadedGuy 2 жыл бұрын
your brain is slowly becoming helium, quick search up "how do blackholes work" onto youtube.
@ezjay_deed
@ezjay_deed 2 жыл бұрын
There's dumb, there's stupid, there's delusional, and then there's this lady.
@ar-cn5en
@ar-cn5en Жыл бұрын
When you get all your "facts" off of Facebook
@shuruff904
@shuruff904 2 жыл бұрын
"I got chills right now! 😱" Yeah, that's because you didn't take your Prozac/Seroquel cocktail
@nizislam5240
@nizislam5240 2 жыл бұрын
3:14 android was made on the 13th of January 1969 :)
@theRATking4379
@theRATking4379 10 ай бұрын
there's definitely room on that forehead for a third eye.
@johnmcelroy8681
@johnmcelroy8681 3 ай бұрын
Brah good one
@CT-4578
@CT-4578 2 жыл бұрын
I truly am losing hope in how long humanity will last before we end up literally killing ourselves with nothing but our lack in intellect.
@mr.trollz796
@mr.trollz796 2 жыл бұрын
"What are we standing on then?" "Air." "But then what is the ground?" "A hologram." Woah if the earth ended at the listed time I wouldn't exist 💀🤘🏽
@sergeantblue6115
@sergeantblue6115 2 жыл бұрын
She doesn’t know that holograms are basically 3d light, you would still fall right through them
@halitkurt8070
@halitkurt8070 2 жыл бұрын
august has literally a reason for everything to prove someone wrong and roast them HARD. keep up the good work man💪👍
@sitruuna6979
@sitruuna6979 Жыл бұрын
My "third eye" opens up at the toilet 😂
@aporue5893
@aporue5893 Ай бұрын
''wer'e all fake'' if that's not a projection,I don't know what is. 🤣
@smf1364
@smf1364 2 жыл бұрын
It's so comforting when I watch you, because it reminds me that not everyone is illogical and insane weee!!
@parasharkchari
@parasharkchari 2 жыл бұрын
6:40 -- ummm, actually, that civilization (the Mayans) never actually stopped existing. They just stopped being a powerful empire. There are still indigenous peoples of Mayan descent (including some of royal lineage) throughout Mexico and Central America even now. Heck, a Mayan woman won a Nobel Peace Prize about 30 years ago, IIRC. Whatever the case, the Mayan calendar is a cyclical calendar the same as any other, and 100% of living Mayans would tell you the same.
@DinoRicky
@DinoRicky Ай бұрын
Also they breed with the Spanish more then the Japanese and Chinese in Nanking
@bossbobcat1857
@bossbobcat1857 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Me: *putting my birthday information* Her: Its Fake!
@Nullcoil
@Nullcoil 5 ай бұрын
What's wild is her ideas aren't even close to the actual thought experiment of whether or not our world is a simulation. The thought process is actually based off of how odd it seems that our universe is so math-related, along with there being a limit on how fast an object can travel (light speed as we know it).
@YarnMisery-xc3lh
@YarnMisery-xc3lh 2 жыл бұрын
wait until she finds out that other cultures have different ways of telling time
@darrellshoub7527
@darrellshoub7527 2 жыл бұрын
i will NEVER tire of BAD COOKING shows, but it is cool to see august do new topics, this was awesome ! There truly ARE a lot of gullible/naive people all around us.
@smolchild1057
@smolchild1057 2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. you are an example, please get a life, begging for subs is just gonna get you bullied, try taking up a hobby that actually improves your own life.
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