Caleb Maupin has DESTROYED us, we must now resign. Featuring The Serfs

[@linseyspolidoro5122]

Come on Maupin, he really should have named that video: ‘The conquest of Bread-tube.’ It’s right there, man.

[@Painocus]

Considering he never mentions Kropotkin, only Marx, in his "Destroying Breadtube"-videos I'm not sure he even knows what the bread part referres to.

[@Akutabai5]

I don't think Maupin reads

[@juhlsghouls]

Proof he’s not a real leftist

[@laakkonen6847]

@@Painocus how does he not know bread tube is where borgor king gets its buns?

[@leftistthought2572]

That implies he reads anything other than Lenin.

[@deadzed3310]

Famous leftist KZbinr Pewdiepie, who is most oft remembered for definitely denouncing white supremacy and not advertising for nazis

[@chadbot0129]

He is a total radical! He established socialism in many countries with his vidya games

[@surgeland9084]

Also called out Jordan Peterson in his early days, stopping him from becoming a force of any kind.

[@ActuallyHoudini]

Pewdiepie is a liberal

[@sovietcanuckistanian]

Widely known for his famous moment when he yelled "Seize the means of production" while playing PUBG on stream.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

@@sovietcanuckistanian no no no. He said "what a fucking capitalist"

[@adamandom]

"Look at the name he has given himself: 'hbomberguy'. Workers don't glorify bombs or bombers; methods and practicers of destruction. Workers dont glorify the destruction of the world we hold dear, they CREATE. "

[@chavaspada]

to be fair hbomb is a r*pe apologist and famous metokur troll.

[@bootyspoon4675]

@@chavaspada no

[@chavaspada]

@@bootyspoon4675 yes. He was banned from lefty spaces due to this. Also he was in the same group of internet trolls as mr metokur a.k.a internet aristocrat/the dude who started g*merg*te. He got troll's remorse and LARPs as a leftist but he's essentially a wolf in sheeps clothing.

[@sketchreemead6353]

This made me snort tbh

[@SumeriyaYaxlaka]

💀

[@Fluffkitscripts]

The sheer stone-faced seriousness with which the words “HMMMMM.... BORGR KING” were uttered will never stop being hilarious

[@Debilitator47]

I keep saying 'Borgr King' in conversations to see if anyone picks up on it. I got a startled laugh out of a random person behind me in a grocery line, so I turned around and gave them the secret communist elbowbump 2021 edition.

[@aprilk141]

It is permanently burned into my memory ands given much more priority than it deserves, a perfect moment.

[@Elitekross]

Me and my wife will routinely just go hmm borger king at each other. Also if one of us goes hmm at any time the other will go borger king

[@pepi7404]

@@Elitekross relationship goals

[@sh4rkb4it]

i literally still randomly laugh aloud remembering this at work. hmmmm…borger king

[@MarxistLasagnaist420]

“Thought Slime isn’t a leftist because slime is gross and leftists don’t want gross things.” What a genius

[@zyanego3170]

Big brain moment

[@pepi7404]

If you think about slime monsters in media, they're always all consuming faceless monsters that consume everything and are faceless and monstrous. So slime really is just capitalism. I wonder what Mildred Hussein Though "Capitalism" has to say to that.

[@pinkroses2522]

Never heard of sewer socialism I see pftt /s

[@TheBonkleFox]

Caleb must absolutely loathe the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[@sideways5153]

Okay but legitimately Is it not a goal of laborers to get rid of BS excuses to police and abuse us like dress codes? Do we not want “the worker” to be able to be as slimy as possible without hurting anyone else? To not be punished if, by nature or by accident, they are a slimy human being with no choice in the matter? The way he talks about the working class, you could almost imagine he’s saying that the ultimate goal of the proletariat is to not be or deal with anything or anyone “unclean” or “impure”. I’m sure nothing has come out since this video was posted that might indicate whether I’m right or not and what Caleb Maupin considers undesirable or degenerate

[@cursesandprayers]

Overthrow the King, borgers belong to the people!

[@prexp9026]

GIVE ME HIS HEADDDDD

[@alexroselle]

redistribute the wealth of the borgeroisie!

[@greygramarye7872]

I’m a worker and my ultimate goal is the slimening of all things. All will be slime so all will be equal. Glory to Juiblex, the Faceless Lord, through whom the proletariat will consume the bourgeois.

[@GerBessa]

Isn't Juiblex a WotC copyrighted IP ?

[@jeffengel2607]

@@GerBessa The Faceless Lord will consume IP law too!

[@fredericchristie3472]

I prefer Demogorgon.

[@nunyabidnis3815]

@@jeffengel2607 This is a great sentence and I love it.

[@TheBaldapap]

This is why people think leftists are a joke. Congratulations. You want everything to be slime? Even when literally ALL the data suggests things would work better if all were a thin, waxy paste. Sickening.

[@jonloc8535]

"Do people still believe the sun orbits the Earth?" Why yes they do Matt, those people are called Geo-centrists. They think we Helio-centrists, people who believe the Earth orbits the sun, are just being duped by those in "the know" similar to the flat earthers.

[@merbst]

What about those of us who believe spacetime is warped in such a way to ensure that both the sun and earth orbit the mass-center of the solar system, which is actually located outside of the heliosphere of Sol?

[@Xenophilius]

@@merbst Why do you, uh... why do you think that?

[@twinkiesmaster69]

@@merbst you believe in spacetime?

[@LieseFury]

@@merbst what did he mean by this

[@sealogic4552]

I refuse to be a heliocentrist, as it implies I believe in any form of centrism

[@recklessted]

I believe with all my heart that "go for slime" is exactly how Matt answers the phone in real life.

[@DiThi]

"Karl Hussein Marx" I've died.

[@turbaecarissimus9752]

Al hu Lay-bar.

[@mistertrev]

top comment

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

F

[@sabletooth]

Ah yes, known Breadtuber Pewdiepie. I really enjoyed his Socialist Deconstructive Interpretation of Minecraft.

[@bruhfunnies3441]

Do you not remember Pewdiepie's Marxian analysis of the PUBG bridge?

[@SuperDoNotWant]

You might be surprised to know that he's done a few videos talking about philosophy, and also some book reviews on the subject. And he talks about how he applied the philosophical principles he learned about to improve his life (away from consumerism and over-indulgence). Yes, that Pewdiepie. Talking to his audience of millions of edgelords. About Plato and Stoicism. He's from Sweden. His normal frame of reference is far to the LEFT of most of America.

[@rowantritton8659]

@Thought for Food the ‘Jewish charity’ in question was the Anti-Defamation League who’ve shit talked him on several occasions, he then went on to donate the money elsewhere, along with all the other millions of dollars of charity work he’s done over the years. Would you just give money to someone who had a public history of shit talking you, in response to a completely unrelated event in a country halfway across the world?

[@nob2243]

@@SuperDoNotWant What? You can talk about philosophy and still on the right. (Edit: have you seen how many alt-right chuds invoke that sweet, sweet "classic Western philosophy" when referring to ancient Roman or Greek principles?) There's nothing about philosophy that makes it aligned with any political position, and spreading awareness about some philosophic ideas isn't implicitly or exclusively leftist

[@rowantritton8659]

@Thought for Food some of his most important claims to fame (plural) was once cursing the N word on stream, six years into his career, seems legit. And the PoS who committed that hate crime slash mass shooting had a manifesto full of memes, including subscribe to Pewdiepie, I mean, what greater inditement of radicalisation do we need, right? I tell ya, memes are as dangerous as violent video games, Elvis and D&D :( Also, the US based Anti-Defamation League was in no position, nor did anything of note as far as I can tell, to help those victims or their families in Christchurch; and in some alternate reality where Pewdiepie did make a panicked donation to the ADL at the advisement of his legal team, I’m sure people like you who hate him would instead be arguing that the donation was a calculated and meaningless PR move. So either way, it’s lose/lose for Pewdiepie and win/win for his haters and critics.

[@zeroazimuth]

Loving the running joke of “Breadtube takes on Nickelodeon shows”

[@sega-megadeth1276]

Can't wait to see them talk about Rocko's Modern Life next. Easily one of the best Nicktoons imo.

[@BryWithAWhy]

@@sega-megadeth1276 I watched the recycling episode recently and was surprised at how well the themes of that episode have aged.

[@sega-megadeth1276]

@@BryWithAWhy It's impressive how most of the episodes (not counting Static Cling) still apply to today's world, especially the themes of late-state capitalism.

[@dominiccasts]

@@sega-megadeth1276 I could watch that. Not Aaah! Real Monsters, though. I wish I could wipe that show from my memory completely.

[@juliankirby9880]

@@sega-megadeth1276 the cow and the turtle consistently give rocko more drugs than he can handle and he freaks out every episode. Prove me wrong.

[@sad-qy7jz]

I’m sorry but him talking about “the most beautiful biggest subways, the most beautiful gardens...” that sentence could have been a trump quote

[@TheBonkleFox]

Whenever someone starts talking about aesthetic and beauty as a primary good thing about policies it IMMEDIATELY sets off alarm bells for me. Literally the first thing that comes to mind about fascist tactics is how they'll use the *aesthetic* of "beauty" as a standing point. And then you peel it back and see what "beauty" means to them and how they mean to achieve that and it falls apart.

[@RJKilroy]

I literally read this comment in Trump’s voice

[@vissersixty-nine6246]

if Karl Marx saw this video, I think he'd say something in German that I wouldn't understand because I don't speak German

[@zyanego3170]

Ich bin mir sicher dass er auch Englisch konnte.

[@renegadecut9875]

Caleb Maupin is pink all the time because he's embarrassed by being Caleb Maupin.

[@pinkstyro]

love you renegade, hope you have a good day 🖤🖤

[@chrishoe1291]

oohh, Renegade Cut

[@leftistthought2572]

10000000000%

[@TWiTCH757]

funny, i thought he was the reason andorians call us pink skins. TIL

[@samstuff8554]

Yo why’d KZbin take your check mark away ?

[@dankflyingv6345]

Bold words from someone in “mmm borger king” distajce

[@skynet6822]

BoRgEr KiNg

[@sega-megadeth1276]

Just commented that on one of Maupin's new videos, and he actually felt the need to reply lmao.

[@grimsage5809]

@@sega-megadeth1276 in credible actually

[@tallgnome3229]

im gonna start answering phone calls with "go for slime"

[@Nevarek_]

Get down Mr. Pres-s--Slime!

[@porcupinesoda]

Bo for gojack

[@pizzacheeseman2854]

Slime actual

[@TempoTronica]

Well, if you just casually ignore ¾ of what thought slime said. It sounds like he said the issue with capitalism is just overproduction

[@ellentheeducator]

You know, whenever this shows up in my mentions again, I think about his focus on the economy being organized "irrationally". Like, who cares about rational or irrational? It's being organized in a way that hurts people.

[@LeBonkJordan]

"[O]ur economy is not organized rationally... *if* the goal is to do the most good. If the goal is to funnel all the money directly into Jeff Bezos's open maw, then, yeah, we're going about that in a pretty rational way... but I just don't think that should be our goal... because Jeff Bezos can't even eat money." -Thingle Springus, "Hard work is a grift."

[@ellentheeducator]

@@LeBonkJordan I am profoundly confused by your comment, mate

[@LeBonkJordan]

@@ellentheeducator basically agreeing with you in different words

[@jimballard1186]

@@ellentheeducator It's quoting one of Thought Slime's videos. The title is mentioned in the attribution at the end.

[@evandrolima1724]

The nicest debate I saw with him was when he was debating a fascist and he let him go away with arguments like fascism is anti-capitalist.

[@DefGoldblumComedy]

I want to see this

[@blahblahsaurus2458]

Can confirm. The fascists in Caleb's comments section loved it.

[@MrElionor]

The thing is fascists are only anti capitalism because it is not repressive enough

[@markbaker4425]

@@MrElionor its anti liberal capitalism. But its still capitalistic

[@MrElionor]

@@markbaker4425 I know I am just saying they hate capitalism for the wrong reason

[@gestetech4950]

hm, borgar king

[@fpedrosa2076]

Hmm, BOWRGER K|ING

[@eila2635]

We need to just bombard his videos with borgar king comments Edit: Caleb's videos

[@eila2635]

@JohnnyTheWolf okay fine, just the video where he says "Borger King"

[@fpedrosa2076]

@@eila2635 Or we can spam THIS video with "Borger King" PROS - Feeds the algorithm (borgers) on Slime's video - Show support in a dumb and funny way - No hate CONS After this, the borger king meme will probably become the new "the cake is a lie". I'm just getting as much use out of it as I can before the meme dies an inglorious death.

[@eila2635]

@@fpedrosa2076 Y E S YOU ARE CORRECT

[@consentclub8431]

Its incredibly funny to think that Caleb reads Marx quotes as if they're bible verses

[@wombatkidd]

I'm not a Nazi. Now let me tell you something about degenerate art.

[@user-fg8ux8zo6w]

Do you really think a Nazi would know the smallest details about historical geo-politics From Eugene Debs to what was China's relation to Albania on september 3 of 1979. Sounds like a lot of effort for a Nazi

[@TashiTingdzin]

Ah. A furry, I like your style.

[@jimcrelm9478]

“The aim of jazz is the mechanical reproduction of a regressive moment, a castration symbolism. 'Give up your masculinity, let yourself be castrated,' the eunuchlike sound of the jazz band both mocks and proclaims, 'and you will be rewarded, accepted into a fraternity which shares the mystery of impotence with you, a mystery revealed at the moment of the initiation rite.” "Perennial Fashion - Jazz" (1978) - Theodor Adorno, Marxist

[@jali4000]

@@jimcrelm9478 what did he mean by this 🤔

[@brandonk.4864]

@@user-fg8ux8zo6w No, that’s why I think he’s just dumb and naive to fascism. He is fooled by fascists into selling their bullshit.

[@silentverity4975]

Ridiculous to suggest Napoleon was the first Bernie Bro. Charlemagne was the first Bernie Bro, Napoleon was the first Bernie or Buster.

[@Tormented22]

Two years later, a man in England giggled 😅👍

[@MasoTrumoi]

Arguing against overproduction is literally the opposite of Malthusian. Maupin brings shame to the proud name of Caleb (the name my brother chose, incidentally).

[@eila2635]

Your brother c h o s e his name??

[@symphoniccorpses9041]

@@eila2635 could be a trans man or he just changed his name

[@juhlsghouls]

Saying that the goblins hoarding resources won’t care about the masses starving is, like, THE argument against Malthusianism.

[@calebharris292]

There is no pride in the name

[@evansageser6943]

I’m pretty sure Maupin does not actually understand any leftist discourse, but knows a collection of buzzwords which he can trot out and connect with one another like a call-and response session. He hears the words resource shortage and over production, doesn’t at all understand the context they are used in, likely has never even heard of the leftist concept of overproduction, but wanting to look smart rather than educate himself, fires neurons until he makes a connection. If Slime is talking about resource shortages, Malthus talked about resource shortages! He must be Malthusian! You can see how he reads Marxist literature out loud. He constantly repeats the same phrase, as if the phrase is the important part instead of the message it conveys

[@slywolf1972]

Real workers love slime. Can't get enough slime. Sliming all day everyday baby.

[@kellyloganme]

Apparently the C-man missed the entire run of "Dirty Jobs" where a guy got immensely popular by trying out the slimy, uncomfortable jobs that workers have to do to keep the country running.

[@rokronroff]

Can confirm. Am slime.

[@adeer87]

Gimme dat slime

[@Zahaqiel]

Slime lubricates things. Seems like bourgeois sabotage/cost cutting to make the proles work the factories without enough lube to keep the machines from breaking down.

[@radicalac8545]

I'm sliming right now!

[@TickTockTimeTraveler]

... was kind of stoked for the Ahhh Real Monsters takedown

[@phangkuanhoong7967]

me too.

[@kathleenwoods8416]

@@phangkuanhoong7967 I'd totally be up for it too.

[@notthemoon]

@@phangkuanhoong7967 i miss aww real monsters so much.

[@dangallant4704]

I am going to incorrectly shoehorn "Malthusian" into so many conversations this weekend.

[@sealogic4552]

Me & the Boys calling my wife a Malthusian bitch

[@squidcultist0022]

"I want to speak to the CEO of Breadtube"

[@andriypredmyrskyy7791]

Napoléon was the first Bernie Bro.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Napoléon, sitting in his first exile on Elba, mid-1814: "But here's how I can still win"

[@hellNo116]

This checks out. Bernie must be this ancient

[@kevinhuang8916]

"I am asking for financial support" - Napoleon

[@scottdaniels7534]

Bernie bro or vote for pedro?

[@KingsandGenerals]

Prester John. Nice.

[@kylewilliams8114]

My favorite Christian king because he didn't kill a single person. Most Christlike king, 10/10, would recommend.

[@Wholecorpze]

@@kylewilliams8114 Prester John's brother, Genghis John, killed a ton of people tho

[@sovietcanuckistanian]

@@Wholecorpze Making him the most Christian king by medieval standards.

[@iskende]

...huh. Weird to see a history channel in the comments of a breadtuber.

[@DrillEntertainmentNetwork]

ayy, hey comrades

[@joegekko]

Am working class- gimme dat slime. Can't deny this lived experience, Maupin.

[@JoeNoshow27]

The way he says Uighur as "wEEEEEEgAWr" is just hilarious.

[@shannond1511]

Usually it's spelled uyger or uygher

[@rezzoc91]

I find funny how people used to say "bread tube is a silly name, we're just loosely related but there's no such thing as a breadtube" and now everyone mentions it

[@catlover0000]

I feel like there's a group of us that would watch the 'Ahh real monsters' video.

[@CaitiffPrimogen]

Yes!

[@Agentsmiskatonic]

I can't lie, I really wanted to see where that was going.

[@viviscera7551]

@@Agentsmiskatonic bood

[@someonerandom8552]

I feel a little deprived, tbh

[@CSGraves]

It'd totally work as a Scaredy Cats video, no?

[@everfluctuating]

i cant stop saying "hmm. BORGOR king."

[@sega-megadeth1276]

Hmmm. Borger King.

[@Frommerman]

Hmmm. Borger king.

[@Frommerman]

Hmmm. Borger king.

[@sonicecho4777]

Hhmmmmmm, borger king

[@notiddypunkgf2246]

Hmmmm. *Borgor* king.

[@anuel3780]

Caleb is definitely part of the borgertube

[@Zahaqiel]

Nah, he's opposed to breadtube, that means he's part of briochetube.

[@no_peace]

Haha he's borg-eois

[@GothMusicLatinAmerica]

@@Zahaqiel gluten-freetube

[@Zahaqiel]

@@GothMusicLatinAmerica Nah, see - it's the whole Marie Antoinette thing. _At length I remembered the last resort of a great princess who, when told that the peasants had no bread, replied: "Then let them eat brioches."_ Briochetube.

[@jotabeas22]

Deep-borger

[@anxiousfoodperson8116]

I came back after a month and a half to watch this again I'm a simple person Caleb Maupin being a clown and getting the piss taken out of him brings me joy

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Napoléon, sitting in his first exile on Elba, mid-1814: "Here's how I can still win"

[@alexroselle]

Napoleon, at the beginning of the Hundred Days: "I am asking, once again, for your military support"

[@floral_stone]

The opening of this video is so funny omg

[@NutsTesticles]

“I swore the same oath you did” “DEAR GOD NO”

[@rick7408]

I mean, it's no "Horses are socialismFUCK DAMMIT"

[@HaShomeret]

I love every part of this intro but my favorite part is that Lance doesn't seem to understand that when people do that move with their hands it's because they're looking at their fingernails

[@TheLordLexi]

My favorite part is where Caleb makes the buzzer noise and his face also goes red to demonstrate the answer is wrong

[@aaaa-ni9hc]

Somehow even redder than it usually is

[@deceseze]

he's already red all the time

[@allpowertothepeople3737]

@JohnnyTheWolf aaaaaaaaannnnnnd welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Mopin' with Maupin, hosted by everybody's favorite, most bestest and true Marxist, Calllleeeeebbbbbb Maupinnnnnnnnn!! *Maupin walks on screen as his theme music starts playing, which is a collage of his most famous anti-slime speech, mixed in with excerpts from the renowned Borger King quote*

[@allymog5228]

@@deceseze such a dedicated comrade

[@Pyro-Moloch]

I don't get why this dude thinks that just because Marx said something, we must all follow that. I'm not even a Marxist and I wouldn't be an Anarchist either if Anarchism wasn't in line with what I came to believe on my own. For example, I don't like Bakunin's stance on religion, so what? I don't care about Bakunin. I can be an Anarchist without agreeing [on everything]* with Bakunin. *a little edit because, of course, disagreeing with some of the core ideas of Anarchism, which Bakunin shared with other prominent theorists, would render me non-Anarchist.

[@stoontechguy]

Many right-wingers are about completely following people or ideas so they assume people on the left are too.

[@bruhfunnies3441]

Lot's of leftists are really dogmatic about theory and the people who write them. They don't understand that Theory isn't meant to be infallable instructions to save the world, but actually meant to be you know... adapted and interpreted for the times. Just because Marx said something centuries ago doesn't mean that it still applies to the modern day world unequivocally. Ironically enough, lots of other leftists treat theory like a religious text that can never be wrong.

[@spellman007]

lmao, this is nothing more than a social club.

[@no_peace]

@@NawidN "If" is doing a lot of work here

[@NawidN]

@@no_peace How? It's "given your presupposition that". Take for example the sentence "I believe in science, without agreeing with Albert Einstein." Not agreeing with Einstein presupposes you don't agree with E=MC². But E=MC² a big part of science. The same kind of contradiction is in the sentence "I'm an anarchist, without agreeing with Bakunin." Either you do agree on something, or you're not an anarchist.

[@Syurtpiutha]

The Audio of the Serf-guy was louder than Thought Slime, causing me to tweak my pc-volume while watching. Not the worst, but thought I'd point it out. Love your material of course.

[@jimmyl27]

“Take it from me, one of the five or six people who has actually read Kapital”

[@sayeshi1]

Yeah that shit's long af

[@bellairefondren7389]

Kapital is a long read, yet it is a long read that does poignantly address broader themes of capitalism that are still applicable today.

[@JeBubbieSpubbies]

You mean five or six Americans. Revolutionaries the world over have read Kapital, in all sorts of national conditions and with all sorts of threats surrounding them. It's only in the Imperial Core where there's such a rejection towards reading theory. Yeah Kapital is complicated as all hell, especially chapter 1. But it's an incredibly useful and relevant book that lays everything out, and has dozens of reading companions to help people along.

[@hollyswackyworld]

>Maupin Immediately disses abstract art And in the goober bin you go.

[@Tacklepig]

Disliking abstract art makes one a goober now?

[@hollyswackyworld]

@@Tacklepig I'm a person who really, really likes art and one of my bug bears is people who just lump all abstact art regarless if it is good or bad into the lame'o pile. There is nothing wrong with only caring about renaissance art or impressionism cause it's real or pretty but just throwing out all abstact art cause it doesn't fit the strict diconomy folks view art in, like Maupin does, is in my opinion, foolish. It ignores the contributions abstract art has given not just the art world but the boarder world as well. Maupin showing a general lack of willingness to learn why abstact art came about and general lack of understanding of artists especially Pollack's (since Maupin had to single the guy out as some sort of quack) methodology and technique does not impress me in the slightest. That's why I said Maucin can go in the goober bin. Hope you have a nice day!

[@zoushaomenohu]

@@hollyswackyworld It's especially aggravating since Maupin, like almost ANYONE who complains about abstract art, only has Pollock handy to reference since he's the only one any of them have heard of. Pollock is kind of a boogeyman to art snobs in general, and Marxist-Leninist types like Maupin in particular REALLY get pissy about him, what with that whole story of "Dur-hbur, Pollock was a psy-op paid for by the CIA to make abstract art popular because the Soviet Realism style was better and the US would have had a Communist revolution if he hadn't ruined art!"

[@hollyswackyworld]

@@zoushaomenohu I had no idea about that Psy-op accusation. I only knew about the drama people made about the Labour government here in Australia buying Blue Poles from him long ago. That is just terrible.

[@guidemeChrist]

@@hollyswackyworld ok so you don't understand art so into the goober bin with ppl who do Cry harder

[@WillieWonka928D]

Every time I see a Maupin take I just think "oh so now the Borger King guy is gonna preach to us?"

[@camelopardalis84]

Is your username a "Some More News" joke reference? Or do I have the wrong channel in mind?

[@ChaosRocket]

What was the context of the “Borgor King” quote?

[@WillieWonka928D]

@@ChaosRocket Matt (ThoughtSlime) jokingly refered to Burger King as "Borger King" but Maupin took it seriously and tried to use it against Matt to frame it as if he didn't know what he was talking about.

[@anarchisttechsupport6644]

"When Marx was awake, he was writing." -Lance Nah fam. He was drinking too. And having kids. BAM! Lance debunked entirely forever. Breadtube re-cancelled again! /s

[@leftistthought2572]

You can do two things at once.

[@bruhfunnies3441]

dear serfs you claim that Marx kept writing anytime he was awake but he also shitted. checkmate radlib.

[@leftistthought2572]

Karl Marx on the can, necking a fifth of whiskey with one hand while he pens Das Kapital vol. 69 with the other

[@robinvik1]

>implying that you can't write theory, drink and fornicate at the same time

[@leftistthought2572]

@@robinvik1 ikr???

[@prescience]

Caleb maupin DESTROYS breadtube with his Extremely Good Video Quality: watch as thoughtslime trembles at this 480p webcam footage!!

[@sega-megadeth1276]

He can afford to travel around the world, yet he can't afford better video quality? Like seriously, even 4K webcams are super cheap to get now.

[@Maconhaepaz]

Anyone who is okay with the lies Slime spreads to smear Caleb has bad character. Watch Maupin and make up your own mind

[@sega-megadeth1276]

@@Maconhaepaz I've already watched Maupin, and I've already made up my mind.

[@Maconhaepaz]

@@sega-megadeth1276 if you have watched Caleb Maupin you know he is not a fascist. By condoning with Slime’s accusations you are demonstrating lack of decency

[@sega-megadeth1276]

@@Maconhaepaz I don't think he's a fascist, I think he's a run-of-the-mill capitalist.

[@johannageisel5390]

I would really appreciate Closed Captions here. There are some parts in which you two speak rather fast and I as a non-native English speaker cannot understand all the words correctly.

[@gabrieldavis7128]

…And they never came. The End.

[@jimballard1186]

In absence of closed captioning, have you tried slowing down the video? I genuinely don't know if that would help, but I'm curious.

[@AzaleaJane]

This channel normally has captions, IDK why they're disabled on this video

[@johannageisel5390]

@@jimballard1186 I think I haven't tried that, because that would make it annoying in another way. ^ ^

[@AI-mg3hy]

Maupin's voice sounds like if they made an H. Ross Perot muppet.

[@CSGraves]

Would you settle for a Ross Parrot? Cuz they did!

[@MyHairyRoommates]

I fell asleep to TS's live last night mocking Maupin. Maupin's droning put me to sleep faster than my highschool biology class.

[@sega-megadeth1276]

Maupin is like the teacher from Ferris Bueller.

[@rhealastname266]

@@sega-megadeth1276 Ferris Bueller would be a comrade right? I hope so!

[@comicsans6487]

Lol same happened to me.

[@wh4teley]

I have insomnia and his dopey ass had me dosing off, too.

[@yeepyorp]

@@rhealastname266 oh he would 100% be an illegalist or at least an egoist

[@MykiiMescal]

last time i was this early thoughtslimes fiancée was still a secret

[@JefferyEPetrone]

Gosh golly r u one of the good kinds of socialist?

[@MykiiMescal]

@@JefferyEPetrone oh you betcha

[@cherryflavoured8116]

i used to be an ancap and i would just like to say thank you for radicalizing me back to the left

[@spellman007]

welcome back to the DNC!

[@randomtinypotatocried]

@@spellman007 Democrats aren't the left. Also, not all of us are Americans. Slime is a Canadian.

[@spellman007]

@@randomtinypotatocried welcome back to the NDP!

[@deceseze]

@@spellman007 the democrats aren't leftists my dude

[@randomtinypotatocried]

@@spellman007 I like how you assume I even was or even with be a part of the NDP. But whatever helps you sleep at night my dude.

[@daddyland9302]

Caleb Maupins is red because he is the true lobster Jordan Peterson wishes to be

[@bdf2718]

Caleb is Ben Shapiro but without the amphetamines.

[@unreasonablyagreeable1081]

I can't imagine enthusiastically listening to Caleb Maupin. I have to tape my eyelids open every time I hear his voice

[@porcupinesoda]

Caleb gives me huge "I got bullied for having a rolling backpack in high school and I'm still mad about it" energy

[@sallybanner]

oh man, THOSE kids

[@no_peace]

Yeah autistic people am i right

[@porcupinesoda]

@@no_peace wtf I'm not coming for autistic people? I was one of those people and I got bullied out of it so I am poking fun at myself too

[@camelopardalis84]

@Maggie Oxman Great. Just great. Now I know what a "rolling backpack is". Look at what you made me do. Learning new things and stuff. (Also, yes, I get it. It would have been in the name. But I was imagining a backpack you can roll out like a sleeping back and had no idea how such a thing could work so I did an image search.)

[@illiterate467]

Maupin gives me "Carried a briefcase in high school" vibes.

[@raulranma]

I like the content, but I have to point out the segments with the Serfs were so much louder at times that I had to keep manually messing with the volume the whole time

[@therongjr]

When Caleb said "some of the most beautiful cities," it sounded like he was channeling Trump.

[@Alex-jc7eo]

It's really creepy when people quote Marx as though its revealed scripture

[@ThrottleKitty]

"working people are...." Always love when this is spoken by a rich white man in a suit who looks as if he's laboring just to sit up correctly.

[@veneering4128]

@@gmodrules123456789 I'm sure they must respond to a fucking bougie fascist like Caleb tho, riiight? 🤣🖕

[@fshoaps]

how is Caleb rich? where’s the evidence for that? Both he and his wife work, with his wife working as a nanny. not exactly indicative of great wealth

[@prkp7248]

Yeah, because suit is something that working class people couldn't affort, right? Lmao. Even in early XX century workers could afford suits.

[@katherinec4360]

So all I need to do to be rich and bougie is own a suit? Cool, wish that actually worked

[@ThrottleKitty]

@@katherinec4360 I am always baffled when people try to mock someone else's point by playing stupid themselves. It just makes you look like you can't parse basic information.

[@matthewmcneany]

Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but silme.

[@jotabeas22]

BUT I WANT TO KEEP MY SILME D:

[@matthewmcneany]

​@@jotabeas22 A revolution without slime is a revolution not worth having. (These practically write themselves)

[@jotabeas22]

@@matthewmcneany The dominion of the borgersie will be replaced by a dictatorship of the slimetariat.

[@JaredJonesAZ]

"If you like your slime, you can keep it." -Barrack Obama

[@Wyattporter]

Can we do a gofundme to get Lance a new microphone

[@nob2243]

People keep bringing up his mic quality or audio levels... well, my issue is more about his voice, which is nasally and slightly worse to listen to than Matt's. But hey, we can overlook that because he still makes good content, and it's not something over which you have much influence or power anyway. (Edit: Forgot to mention, that my own voice IRL is not the best either, so it's not like I have a lot of room to criticize ;)

[@sealogic4552]

@@nob2243 his voice is fine, it’s an EQing issue. Microphones don’t capture audio objectively, and they don’t always capture it flatteringly either.

[@LeBonkJordan]

honestly slime's mic sounds worse (mainly because it's quieter, has way less bass, and the room acoustics are worse)

[@Sqwivig]

Lmao I love how Lance eventually just puts the phone down and continues to talk like he's still talking on the phone

[@Owlbearwolf2]

Could you do a video about poverty metrics? Maybe like how living in the suburbs with concrete streets with 60-hour work weeks and air conditioning somehow counts as "less poor" than living with dirt floors, a 30-hour work week, and universal healthcare?

[@ianw5663]

It's amusing how much Maupin appears to loathe the concept of slime when he's so clearly covered in it. Also, balance your sound levels dudes! Lance's delightful bass explodes my speakers when compared to Matt's counterrevolutionary chirping.

[@zeggsy0554]

There is no way that Caleb is not a "Sacha Baron Cohenesque" character meant to be parody. right`? right?!

[@amaryllis0]

*-esque

[@MantasticHams]

the suffix esque is spelled esque jsyk comrade.

[@zeggsy0554]

@@amaryllis0 thy

[@O1OO1O1]

*Esqcue

[@leguminosae9685]

@@O1OO1O1 esxcque

[@ObliviKeeper97]

LANCE YOU HAVE AN OK MIC WHY IS YOUR AUDIO SO SCUFFED

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

mic broke i guess

[@angel-gu8co]

character

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

To make it seem like he's talking on a phone?

[@thefrantasticmissfine]

We are the BORGER, lower your standards

[@chancesmith116]

Why is Lance’s voice so soothing??

[@Mogamett]

Ok, why in the name of the Great Scowling Lincoln Head didn't Maupin at least cut the clip of what Mildred was saying about overproduction to make it look like what he described Mildred was saying?

[@ToxicTerrance]

I'm an atheist, but if all the attributes of Jesus were applied to anybody or character, they'd be pretty far left. Lol

[@ravenknight4876]

Yeah. By all means, Jesus preached solidarity, equality and acceptance. How fucking ironic is it that so many people did the opposite in his name ? If christians were actually following his teachings, I'd join them.

[@enkoid]

I think you may be cherry-picking here. The canonical* Jesus is hard to pin down, but I’d hardly describe what’s there as leftist. Liberal at best, but with way too much dogmatic authoritarianism and conservatism (sermon on the mount: he came not to change but fulfill the old law, etc.) to call it anything but.

[@leftistthought2572]

Yeah, but the early church, which is really what we are talking about with Jesus' politics, was a form of monastic communalism. While it shares traits with socialism and communism, it isn't the same thing.

[@christinabutterfield1801]

Don't forget that he fucking attacked all the people trying to commodify the temple

[@randomtinypotatocried]

I still love that Jesus flipped out on some bankers in the bible

[@Grace-tg4oy]

My man straight up unironically said Marx refuted it years ago and in the same breath told thought slime to read theory.

[@CheyenneLin]

thank you so much ThoughtSlime! You Rock :o

[@SlapadelicMusic]

the sound mixing is all over the place here, I'm watching this on the computer in my studio, when serfs-person first started talking it nearly blew up my whole house lol

[@mylamename14]

Maupin is the circus peanuts of people.

[@CaptIronfoundersson]

Hey, that's not fair. I like circus peanuts.

[@randomtinypotatocried]

*black licorice

[@impulseburst2367]

Adding that to my list of insults...

[@darrishawks6033]

@@CaptIronfoundersson I came here to say it but knew it had been said

[@gengar1187]

lol savage

[@calebschmucker4698]

As someone who's name is not very common, it's hard not to feel talked to. Nice job Maupin, you're fucking it up for the rest of us

[@spinaltap526]

What did Marx have to say about Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero though?

[@deceseze]

"fatalities are cool and i like the one where subs zero(sic) rips someone's spine off. never seen such cool imagery" -marx in Das Kapital

[@jasonbrown6894]

I only just learned what Malthusian philosophy was and even I knew Maupin was talking nonsense.

[@NightsReign]

I'd like to recommend a deep-dive on *"You Can't Do That on Television!"* just so Caleb can witness what the teens used to do with slime. Or, would that be better represented on Scaredy Cats as horror? 🤔 You should already know, Matt, we're totally here for that proletariat slime.

[@sogothshesblack]

He sounds like the dude from America's Funniest Home videos reading a eulogy

[@danieltilden1319]

Alfonso or Saget?

[@sogothshesblack]

@@danieltilden1319 Saget definitely

[@slashb7836]

YES!

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

Wow, why you gotta do Danny Tanner like that?

[@MarkSiefert]

Caleb sounds like some fundie Christians I know: Slavishly devoted to their “Messiah” and incapable of grasping the concept of humor.

[@leftistthought2572]

Marx would really really hate to be treated as a religious figure. My bro Karl was a skeptic. Hell, that is what Dialectical Materialism *was* - a skeptical response to Hegel's German Idealism.

[@poposterous236]

Marx didn't want to be the Borger King, he didn't want ANY Borger Kings. He was all for empowering the Borgertariat.

[@bellairefondren7389]

Caleb doesn't seem to be channeling Marx, but rather David Harvey's sarcastic portrayal of communism where it's the government doing stuff.

[@Maconhaepaz]

Anyone who is okay with the lies Slime spreads to smear Caleb has bad character. Watch Maupin and make up your own mind

[@leftistthought2572]

@@Maconhaepaz I mean I have seen video of him hanging out with Dugin.

[@mollywantshugs5944]

1:45 I love the Twilight Zone reference. That’s a bit of a deep cut

[@Cesaryeyo]

I love when "Intergaging" gets to randomly squeeze itself into a script. It makes me happy

[@LeBonkJordan]

*entergaging see because it's both "entertaining" and "engaging" it's very clever please buy my garfield pizzas

[@randomjunkohyeah1]

From what I understand we need to get Maupin and Coffin fighting so they can mutually destroy each other like matter and antimatter.

[@eliminmax]

Coffin has played defense for Maupin after The Serfs, Thought Slime, and BadEmpanada all attacked him. I had a great deal of respect for Peter Coffin at one point, and the final straw was their decision to take Maupin's side. There's no way that they will fight each other.

[@OhSeriously]

Came back to this video after Coffin and Maupin just did a livestream together. So yeah, I guess that's not happening.

[@sjbuttonsb]

I know we shouldn't judge people on their looks, but why does Caleb look like hes recording his videos from inside a steam room? Is he ripping hot vapes every few seconds, and you're just editing it out for our health?

[@DustyMusician]

Like..... why was he so pink

[@grmpEqweer]

@@DustyMusician He's a pinko commie.😜

[@Mogamett]

Every Red cell in his body tries to escape him through the skin everytime he says something.

[@kpaukeaho6180]

The Conquest of Börgers

[@bainbonic]

Can't believe you let slip our dark secrets. The Mighty Neolibrazor is not yet ready to reawaken from his stasis pod in the depths of Borger King.

[@rhaeven]

"it's not fair...there was TIME now!" I had to pause the vid holy shit ahahahahahaha

[@hank_says_things]

Is Caleb cosplaying as Michael from The Office or are those his actual clothes and hair omg “tha Wee-gars in Chy-nah”

[@SophiefromMars]

I'm losing it

[@Synthwave_Ash]

The worst thing Breadtube has done is bring the existence of Caleb Maupin to my attention. My opinion on him is this: he is a butt, and not in the good way. Thanks to Thoughtslime for all you do!

[@mse90]

I just want you to know that a Burger King ad played while I was watching this video.

[@sketchbook8177]

Gandhi did say that The Kingdom of God is in You by Leo Tolstoy was one of the three most influential books he ever read, and it was a manifesto of Christian Anarchism.

[@projectwindowpain]

I swear dude sounds like squidward. I can't unhear it.

[@lukelyon1781]

I can't speak for Canada, but unfortunately there are a significant amount of Americans who do believe that the sun orbits the Earth.

[@goldensloth7]

he's trolling right, he must be, he MUST be

[@YukiKurosame]

him talking about "getting away from slime" is just the Paul Joseph Watson "REAL ART" rant but in a leftist font

[@ThrottleKitty]

THINK FOR YOURSELF BE OPEN MINDED QUESTION AUTHORITY Caleb: Accept me, i'm special

[@chillerwhale1655]

Lol I’m as ML as they come but I am here for anarchists shitting on Maupin. For those of you who don’t hang out in our circles, he’s just as much of a meme as Unruhe for many of us.

[@bing4126]

"For those of you who don’t hang out in our circles" : Anyone who isnt a complete loser.

[@thiscontent9621]

Borger King? Hmmmmmm.