Thousand Sons vs World Eaters | Warhammer 40k Battle Report

[@ShieldCaptainHannah]

I really hope when Fulgrim comes to 40k we can get a 4 player free-for-all chaos showdown

[@sned_music]

This would be epic

[@joeljohnston3390]

Let’s just hope the death guard are up to snuff for that

[@mitchmitting102]

Bro is still hiding after getting the ultimate Fuck You from Rylanor

[@cullenasaro2229]

@@joeljohnston3390death guard are one of the best armies in the game right now. It’s better than all of them.

[@artusyeddou5792]

Nurgle and Khorne vs Tzeentch and Slaanesh

[@FullSpecCoaching]

“He now has NEGATIVE SIX” *Gore explosion* 13/10😂

[@The_Blackshield]

Have to say, I really enjoy these Saturday morning battle reports from you folks at Table Top Tactics. They're part of my morning schedule now. Keep up the excellent work! :D

[@talscorner3696]

Definitely loving that Saturday morning cartoons vibe ^^

[@kinginyellow1490]

You know whats crazy and really cool at the same time? The terrain is painted to excellent quality! Its amazing the terrain matches all the models in quality. I am amazed at this. Most everyone just slaps a gray base coat and dry brushes some light gray or white, and basic ruins…but TT…fully painted with nice blends and shading, lighting effects..its sooo nice, and why i pay the premium to watch ALL the content.

[@sned_music]

The bolters on the tank having a bayonet is hilariously chaos 😂

[@nemdenemam9753]

Why should infantry have all the fun?

[@Ghouleh3133]

A joy to watch. They seem to be having so much fun. Always down for some Chaos-on-Chaos violence.

[@zett0474]

When Jinx disappeared under the table, I did think for sec "Did she faint and fall on the ground?" or "Did she just squat down?".

[@smoketinytom]

Stepped off her box… :D

[@dmeep]

This is what happens when Tzeentch tries to force Khorne to read a book

[@alphamav3rickgaming]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[@DiceDweeb16]

Magnus: "KnOwledge". *Smites*

[@kylek1119]

Tzeentch: But you'll love it! It's called "The Art of War". Khorne: I AM THE ART OF WAR!!!

[@DJROCKSTAZ]

KHORNE HATES BOOKS! *SMASH!*

[@4mplitude]

Jinx is so much fun to watch during these battles! i look forwards to seeing her show up on more battles :)

[@matthewpaul4520]

The terminator blood explosion was hilarious, made my night.

[@dairewoods2544]

Finally, a thousand sons battle report, I've been waiting since the edition started for this 😊

[@cordial001]

I still love Kharn's theme music... and it's always even better when it doesn't work out for him. Makes my day.

[@amon_937]

This is an epic setup. I didn’t see Chaos forces fighting each other often so I’m really looking forward for the outcome of this match. May the mightiest dark deity and the strongest Daemonprimarch win! 💪🏼

[@joefawcett2191]

absolutely terrible use of points by the tsons player, they need cabal points, shes missing out on lots of juicy combos, and no ahriman, infernal master, or mutalith? you should be running 3x infernal masters ideally, one with each of the enhancements, ahriman with some flamers, you can get 16 cabal points on a 1000pt army with athenean scrolls, with ahriman you can cast 2 doom bolts and one weaver of fates provided you don't lose any cabal points first few turns. That combined with your infernal masters focused witchfire (one that is arcane vortexed for +1 STR and +1 DMG) and ahrimans psychic stalk, not to mention all the devasting wounds you get, becomes far too much for most armies to handle. All this before you spend any CP, let that arcane vortex infernal master overwatch and then ritual another overwatch for 0 CP, the combos are endless. It's really annoying that I can't find any battle reports of people playing tsons to their full potential.

[@melodioustones2194]

yeah it sucks when people play lists with the units they like, own, and have painted, pretty inconsiderate of them. I really wish they'd put optimization over their personal preferences, would probably make it a lot more enjoyable to watch.@@joefawcett2191

[@matthewpaul4520]

@@joefawcett2191 It sounds like you are wanting to see tournament lists. These free reports are not meant to be sweaty. Also, since you can name off that list, it seems likely it is some meta list, which are very boring to watch as they have been done over and over. If you are looking for sweaty content, try checking out a tournament.

[@joefawcett2191]

@@matthewpaul4520 there's a difference between sweaty and completely nerfing yourself. there is absolutely no reason to play thousand sons unless you are going for cabal points, its the whole point of the army. I understand not picking meta lists but theres absolutely no reason to not pick a different chaos army to run a list like this

[@matthewpaul4520]

@joefawcett2191 Well, like I said, this was likely meant to be a thematic list, so that's likely why they didn't run top tier. They wanted to see 2 primarchs wreck the table, not watch Ahriman and an infernal master outshine Magnus. Just a didn't kind of battle report.

[@kida4313]

I hadn't seen one with the Pastry Chef in a while so, me being me, I immediately assumed something terrible had happened. Really glad it clearly didn't!

[@fezzingtons]

Was great to see Jinx pilot the sons, but I await the day where chef will become the tricksy tzeentchy schemer we all know he is deep down (in 10th) :P

[@JT-mg2if]

More chaos fights!!!. Feel like chef has been missing from my life recently. Which is now complete, having witnessed a rhino doing a wheelie!.

[@ock9850]

Blood for the Blood God! Today Khorne has been pleased.

[@seandollard4441]

You really have made working on a Saturday much more tolerable, great battle as always guys!

[@tedathalan]

As a newscaster, I appreciate all the newscaster voices

[@ElOvnen]

God, Jinx's Eightbound sounds were glorious 😆 And lore-accurate, surely!

[@catosicarius3262]

Canon

[@joeljohnston3390]

I am just here to appreciate chef‘s amazing taste in movies, “Princess and the frog“ is an underrated masterpiece right up there with tangled

[@alexlyster3459]

The pun game was strong in this report 😂

[@joeljohnston3390]

I do appreciate that the two of them rolled 9 before finally beating chef

[@zett0474]

I am sorry, Angron is already a Disney princess. Magic hair, butcher's nail. Magic hand, look at his daemonic hands. Do animal talks to him? Daemons count! Was he poisoned? The power of chaos is a poison. Kidnapped or enslaved? Of course! Do people assume all his problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? The emperor did show up to get him out. CONFIRMED ANGRON IS A DISNEY PRINCESS!

[@criticalcommenter]

You ok, bro?

[@giovannidistefano8486]

LoL

[@PyrrhusBrin]

​@@criticalcommenterThey are just spitting facts about Angron

[@jonathanhaynes9914]

Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne! Jinx, why do you betray me.

[@DkAuRrKo]

They match each other energy so well

[@GrandiaKnight]

My ghostly psychic boys! Let's go!

[@Upyours99xs]

Let’s see a 2v2 with three daemon Primarchs & Be’Lakor!

[@giovannidistefano8486]

I swear at around 34 when she failed lots of saves vs angron It was so fun, didn't quite understand a Word but knew She was like "omg he dead" haha

[@CaptainMirro]

Love this whole table!

[@marioroman555]

We all knew that when the guitar riff came, Kharn was going to do something incredible or fail spectacularly, there was no in-between.

[@kriegdeathkorp1286]

the red angel against the red! a fight of the redest primarchs to have ever lived (excluding sanguinius for obvious reasons)

[@rafaelbogdan9307]

Sanguinius with his golden armour and tresses? Dude's really not that red 😁

[@Averagejoepainting]

Ok amazing battle chef made a Mulan reference! Dishonor, dishonor on you dishonor on your cow. 😂 that made my day I can start work happy now.

[@kyleroberts3426]

thanks for the upload good entertainment while i paint my raven guard tonight

[@Whoknows21356]

That’s how you know Eightbound are hard to find when even TTT can’t get them

[@francismetherell4919]

9:28 I can just imagine a Chaos marine holding his hands up in the air, yelling: "IT'S GOOD!"

[@jonny_kung]

I thought cover saves are determined by ANY part of a model or its base being obscured, no?

[@Francis5795]

28:03 KILL! MAIM! CHURN!!!

[@IronNotWithin]

I am about to buy one of these armies but not sure which one. Let the battle decide

[@Whoknows21356]

World Eaters. Blood for the Blood God

[@MegaOblivionmaster1]

Idea, a 4 way free for all with the 4 armies of the chaos gods with their primarchs. But we don't have fulgrim you say well I say either just don't worry about it or possibly proxy model him with tweaked Angron rules/stats to match Fulgrim. Or what if a battle of 4k points with the 3 chaos primarchs on one side facing Abaddon and Belakor with Black Legion and Daemons

[@jeremywenham3211]

For the banter alone this channel is worth it. 😂😅😂😅

[@dandylion1987]

Goodness me Magnus' Gaze attack is so scary

[@mrlorgar1413]

I didn't had time lately to see your show, but damn I missed it! Absolutly in love with the content :)

[@gro3302]

Very excited to see Mortarion as a disney princess

[@consolescrub4031]

Honestly I'm most excited for the 8th and 9th primarchs due to one of them being more fabulous than all the other princesses and the other one being Sanguinius. Hilariously I thought it would be funny to use the criteria from Ralph breaks the internet (magic hair, magic hands, animals talking to them, poisoned, cursed, kidnapped/enslaved, deal with an underwater sea witch where she took their voice in exchange for a pair of human legs, having true love's kiss, daddy issues and all their problems getting solved because a big strong man showed up) to determine if the primarchs would be princesses. Magnus, Mortarion, Lorgar and Fulgrim all count under having magic hands (possibly Ferrus if we're less literal), Leman has animals talk to him*, Gulliman, Horus, Jaghatai and Mortarion were all poisoned (I'm not counting Sanguinius's wound from Ron), Sanguinius, Corvus, Vulkan, Konrad, Alpharius, Omegon and all the daemon primarchs are cursed, Gulliman, Vulkan and Angron were kidnapped/enslaved, Konrad gets his own human legs so no points for this one, Fulgrim has probably had true love's kiss in the mirror (Gulliman had Gullimum and Corvus had his adopted sister who talked him out of depression so there was probably an affectionate smooch there), daddy issues is just a big yes for all of them and with the exception of Angron I'm going to say yes, all the primarchs problems got solved because a big strong golden man showed up. By this logic all the Primarchs would count as princesses often for multiple reasons. Feel free to let me know if I missed any. *Lorgar also has animals talking to him but they're just crows cawing threateningly at him so I left it off the list.

[@RS-ng9lb]

Dude that look at 24:00 was hilarious. She’s like, I don’t believe you bro…

[@jonsteen8344]

Any age of Sigmar reports coming out anytime soon? Love your 40k but I like the AOS as well! Love all the content this week, especially the crusade report!

[@brandonashby6206]

24:02, the look on her face is priceless.

[@RegensDominor]

Why could the tzeentch terminators come in from deep strike turn 1?

[@jeffriesa9781]

There is an enhancement called the umbralific crystal that allows a unit to go back into deepstrike in their command phase, and come back in their movement phase, meaning you can move wherever you want turn 1

[@sjeveburger381]

Umbralefic Crystal doesn't count as a Deep Strike because it doesn't put your unit into reserves, so it's not bound by the restrictions from what I can tell Compare it to Raveners, who's ability states 'you can remove it from the battlefield and place it into strategic reserves' edit: Jinx probably just misspoke when she said deep strike

[@Slapdab]

Thanks for all the content!

[@andrewjones1170]

Don't forget the blood-surge on the Berzerkers!

[@brumeme7]

This was a good fight!!

[@hideinthehole]

I love your battlereports and watching the World Eaters take skulls, don't get me wrong! I'd just like to see some more fluffy WE lists where Angron isn't featured every time 😅

[@Tibruk64]

The WE don't have enough units to be viable without big man

[@beerbatreps3861]

Chef in big one-on-one fights with monsters or vehicles you always do tank shock! Especially with swingy, damage weapons. You could have started the fight with five or six mortal wounds! One CP for all those mortal wounds is always worth it

[@TheGenerator411]

the fade away on KT. i died.

[@Emotional_Enema]

I never noticed before the placement of the chest horns on Magnus makes it look like he has the universe's strangest nipples.

[@tresteg77]

just as creed planed it at the galactic card game

[@edwardcote2440]

Lovely paint once again

[@jprovorse4159]

Servo skull giggles are why I’m here

[@Dakota311]

I appreciate jinx learning thousand sons for us, they are a higher difficulty army imo when just tabling fun units.

[@BloodyRedBaron-u1x]

Hmmm, Angron as a Disney Princess 🤔 Fiery but has a heart of gold

[@tabletoptactics]

It fits perfectly!

[@Tyresiax]

At 45:30, I may be wrong but I believe that a lot of the Rubrics' lines of sight were blocked by the Predator

[@beanspud88]

Friendly models don't block LOS

[@SGKestrel]

You can see through models. Only terrain blocks line of sight iirc.

[@Tyresiax]

@@SGKestrel you can see through models of your own unit, not other units

[@SGKestrel]

@@Tyresiax I see, cheers mate.

[@edwardcote2440]

Do you guys have a Mutalith Vortex Beast? Some TS players are using them in 10th.

[@Xenock_Genesis]

I always love every one of your videos. But there is a reference of sorts that I don't understand. What is that song you attempt do the tune of? Du do do do do do... Etc.

[@Heroes_of_Qalanor_RPG]

See if ive get this right... A squad of 10, 2 wound each space marines. If I fire a lascannon into them and do 5 wounds - only 1 marine is removed? As wounds dont carry over. BUT if I fire an assault cannon into them that does 6 shots and do 5 wounds, 2 marines are removed and 1 marine takes a wound ?? So multiple wounds from a one shot weapon don't carry over but multiple wounds from a multi shot single weapon do??

[@tabletoptactics]

Correct, high damage single shot weapons do not spill over, but weapons with lots of shots do

[@chrisg8321]

Magic for the Magic God! 😂

[@alangodfrey9504]

Excellent batrep 😊

[@Kierano777]

Sweet Emprah T-Sons put out on ungoldly amount of damage, if Angron hadn't come back...

[@Porkist1]

This really is the space marine

[@javier855]

what paint is that beautiful turquoise on those thousand sons? :O

[@randomacademypilot]

Thank you.

[@connorwhite2003]

Love to see this

[@Poggle_der_Geringere]

Wait, did you switch the dice by mistake? I was confused at the beginning because the teal coloured dice were Khorne and the orange dice were Tzeentch.

[@aronrowley411]

Tank shock took out its first primarch..... #best strat ever!

[@ghosthawks]

Siblicide is the term you were looking for.

[@corvaxblackfeather6529]

I wonder.... would the World Eaters welcome the 'AAAHHHHH!!!!' Marine from the Dawn of War 1 Opening Video ? ^^ Also... awesome BatRep like allways!

[@rafaelbogdan9307]

...Wasn't the game supposed to be tuned for less lethality in 10e? Or am I confusing it with something else?

[@glootina340]

Doesn't the pred tanks re roll damage rolls of 1s against vehicles and monsters

[@sabsterism]

I am so confused, I thought charges always fail on a roll of double 1. Is there actually something that says they can’t fail a charge if they are that close or is it just something you guys play. Ive been playing as even if im just over an inch away I can fail on double 1 so is that wrong ?

[@tabletoptactics]

Nope that’s not a rule anywhere, a double 1 is only a fail if it doesn’t get you in combat range 🙂

[@sabsterism]

@@tabletoptactics nice yeah thankyou i must be getting confused with a previous edition or something

[@talscorner3696]

A Sanga Sorcerer?! Crikey!

[@talscorner3696]

The Moobric Rarines!

[@max16]

headphone user here.. its all good. was not that loud :P

[@riderpsychopate]

how do we get those sick WE terminators with the crest behind their heads ?

[@FerreusVir]

I believe they're an old FW set, don't believe they're available anymore.

[@eggmancorp]

1:10:01 WDYM Pretty sure Fulgrim already is a Disney Princess

[@maxchapuis6256]

How the terminators deep striked turn 1 ?

[@valkhandynasty6285]

My dusty bois let's gooooo

[@88Spint]

That Magnus model IS SO PRETTY!!! :D

[@anguslee-jones9745]

Disney princess primarch's would be great just for the musical numbers alone

[@thekasrkinrevenant8809]

@10:40 why wouldn't you receive the benefits of cover? Looks like you are partially obscured

[@cbthemetalhead]

Need more death guard and black templars!

[@beanspud88]

So how are rubrics deep stiking T1?

[@braytonschackow157]

they were not playing leviathan, that got FAQ

[@cullenasaro2229]

The 1k sons terminators can deep strike turn 1?

[@grzmit5904]

their leader has an enhancement called "umbralific crystal" which allows you to pick them up in the command phase, and then in your following reinforcements step of your movement phase, place them back down anywhere more than 9 inches away from enemies. This works in turn 1 and is really good to provide an early in your face threat for your opponent!

[@cullenasaro2229]

@@grzmit5904 yea that sounds pretty strong. 1k does a whole bunch of goofy things.

[@chrismorley27]

Princess and the frog did it better than Coldplay. I side with you @chef

[@ThijsSchrijnemakers]

Praise the XVth!

[@PeterIsATeacher]

9:00 love Jinx's commentary, it's so goofy

[@AX50K]

Does deep strike work turn 1 now ??

[@Whoknows21356]

No. It’s an enhancement. It’s the same concept as Veil of Darkness from Necrons.

[@AX50K]

@@Whoknows21356 cheers

[@Whoknows21356]

@@AX50Kthe enhancement is something Crystal

[@PizzaPartify]

Have Angron and Magnus met during the Horus Heresy ?

[@ruru_dake6490]

They met but not as opponent

[@UrbanArmada]

They all met during the siege when Horus had his little planning session, but they were apart for the most part.

[@PizzaPartify]

@@UrbanArmada Did they exchange any words ? Do we know what they thought of each other ?

[@smoketinytom]

Mmm, free war gear on transports… Good thing Marines and Chaos can’t run Rhinos like Heresy can. :)

[@nickmathewson390]

AL GOUGH RHYTHM!

[@Orodben]

Bringing back Angron completely tilted the game. Still a really cool game to watch!

[@joesteinberg4426]

I love you all when I say this, but I feel like both players were sharing a single brain cell the entire game.

[@tabletoptactics]

Doesn't sound like love at all then

[@AndyVela-m9i]

Can we get a Halloween special