Three Jumps & Terran aggressiveness | 2422 | Short HFY Sci-Fi

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00:00 Intro
00:22 Three Jumps by CatFish21sm
07:23 Terran aggressiveness by WegianWarrior
#ScienceFiction #Storytime #scifi
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Interplanetary Alignment - NoMBe
Interstellar Mood - Nico Staf
Lens - Bobby Richards
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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Story 2: Human do crazy things, for your benefit

[@davidhenderson3400]

I think somebody was coming after him and they were trying to save his tentacle ass. They were getting him and his family out of the way where they dealt with the matter. They chose a kidnapping cuz they didn't have time or patience to explain.

[@jeanannd]

1st story: LOL, humans an invasive species. Humans become the galactic equivalent of Milky Way dandelions. 2nd story: LOL if only most species aggression lead to a pleasant ending like that.

[@Fylasfrommabi]

well to be fair they did tell him to get the feck out of the workshop.

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Can’t remember which one it was, but there was another human are an invasive species story where we had entire drift fleets going around and stripping everything we came across for scrap. Like a bunch of meth muppets tearing the pipes and wiring out of a house.

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Wel I didn't expect the ending of the last story. Kidnapping the Boss to get him to take a vacation with his wife and kids. They really do like him as a Boss.

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When your employees kidnap you so you can actually take a vacation you know your business really is a family

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I was expecting it to be a bachelor party.

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Yeah, my colleagues might resort to that tactic … I’ve got over 50 days banked …

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Bro I bet your boss is looking at your vacation time like the sword of Damocles hanging over your department when you take it they all fall

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@@kylejohns2288 they used to let me just cash it out … but apparently they don’t anymore.

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What the story didn’t tell is that the wife was in on the abduction 😂😂

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@@frankmoore3598I had assumed that was the case!

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Yo, you should use it! People literally fought and died to get workers' benefits like vacation time. Make the most of it!

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That has got to be the most stressful way to start a vacation I have ever heard of🤣.

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Poor octopoid, he was so overworked the humies had to kidnap him into a vacation. Probably inked himself in the process.

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AAAAAAAH, the nanites ate my other sock!!!

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i bet that in the first story, the issue they encountered testing the ftl drive is that they went into dark space without the observer realizing it ahahaha

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I am immune to the nanites, as I wear no socks.

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Great stories; Excellent narration! "Invasive species"... they have no idea what is coming! LOL!!!

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I'd like to think that we'd be the sort of invasive species that improves an eco system and not one that destroys it, but that'll depend on how much we learn from now to then.

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For DA SKWERL and his Nest!

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Ok that second story was ended in a very unexpected way. Loved it, I wounder how they would have treated him if he had paid them there full wage. Thanks, as always your reading is top notch.

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Bravo Sir Encore! Personally I prefer the longer single tales my friends.

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Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Glad the other channel is back up! Story 1: Humans are Smarter than Xenos. Be afraid! Story 2: I was thinking it was a surprise birthday party.

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Vacation is non-negotiary

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