The fighter: "I strike the dragon with my greatsword!" The ranger: "I use hail of arrows on the dragon and his minions!" The wizard: "I cast fireball!" The monk:
@speedbagbard7 ай бұрын
The DM: Roll for attack. (NAT20) Roll for critical confirm. (NAT20) You scoff in the face of limitations and the lack of foot pedals as you deliver a flurry of blows so violent and yet so rhythmic to the dragon. The dragon initially scoffs at the perceived lack of damage to its scales before hearing a distinct shrill static-like noise in its ears and blowing up into chunks of meat that oddly resemble a bard's hurried scrawl of a quarter note. When you return to your hometown, you find that tales of your recent conquest have encouraged the development of an exchange program between the monastery and the CarnieG musical academy. Bards flock to strengthen their feeble bodies in the monastery, and the monks aspire to temper rhythm and reason into their ruthlessness. The local guardsman comprised of barbarians have expressed interest in joining this cross-cultural exchange, explaining that this would benefit their berserkers combatants by providing them a non-destructive outlet of entertainment. The local tavern owner feverishly seconds their request.
@ArgonBlargh7 ай бұрын
@@speedbagbard now I'm gonna spend a Ki point and do it again :)
@zombieford7 ай бұрын
But he's a bard
@BuiltDownLogically7 ай бұрын
The dragon's ballsack:
@MagnumEvolved7 ай бұрын
Incredible
@JonSudano6 ай бұрын
Dragonforce: Our drummer is sick :( We can't play the show tonight Speedbag Bard:
@RoseStrohm6 ай бұрын
Speedbard
@toastyeeter6 ай бұрын
Me: **dips my balls into the fish tank** The mantis shrimp:
@LogosBKC6 ай бұрын
Wth omfg 😂 this got me so bad im out. 🤣
@MegaPandaCraft6 ай бұрын
Eternal aquatic purgatory.
@MrChukinorris6 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@hello-rq8kf5 ай бұрын
o7 in chat for the strongest of god's soldiers
@6DADADA6 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe this is a 2024 youtube video, let alone 5 days old. This video feels like it should be in 240p
@josephmurphy4176 ай бұрын
Imagine making this guy mad and he just crouches and starts doing this to your sack
@josephmurphy4176 ай бұрын
Jokes aside if he messes up a speed bag that bad though imagine getting crossed up by this man lmao you're just deleted instantly
@michatarzan75956 ай бұрын
This joke is gold af XDD
@goodluqx5 ай бұрын
My doctor after my credit card declined for my testicle surgery:
@effectz_end5 ай бұрын
I award you a single "Lmao" for this peak humor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@McQzv5 ай бұрын
Original and good
@yourlocalraccoondealer86116 ай бұрын
You know the youtube rabbithole session has gone excellently when you end up seeing a video like this.
@kenclarke59666 ай бұрын
and the birds are chirping outside
@radicard51937 ай бұрын
This is peak 2006-2008 KZbin
@ricebeansrockroll8827 ай бұрын
Im so happy we are finally returning to our roots
@ikendoitdotstudio7 ай бұрын
I miss it
@Neurotrace7 ай бұрын
The world is healing
@azjohn5206 ай бұрын
And better than most of the crap on Sh!+ Tok.
@lisaisdeceased6 ай бұрын
it's actually peak 2024 youtube, you can appreciate both but you don't have to undermine how funny some of the shit that's posted today is
@Therealyoda346 ай бұрын
This is what youtube was made for. Not corporations making millions, but normal dudes being fucking godlike.
@PattyTrills6 ай бұрын
this feels like a 2007 yt video and I'm here for it
@09widji906 ай бұрын
agree, it almost feels nostalgic
@keeyajavan6 ай бұрын
facts
@DarkkestNite6 ай бұрын
No intro no outro no sponsor, just what it says on the tin. Filmed in a basement. 1000/10 no notes.
@Keirnoth5 ай бұрын
What's even better is the comments are like an old YT video too. Everyone cracking nut jokes and people just having a good time. Very little arguing, very little "AKSHULLY", just people enjoying someone busting a nutbag.
@dk74727 ай бұрын
can you post tabs
@rtyuik77 ай бұрын
as much as id love to laugh at the joke youre trying to make, i could see some Actual Benefit to someone who needs the "left hand/right hand" "punch/elbow" "inward/outward" designations...
@tuttosalve83527 ай бұрын
It’s all in the video broseph
@dk74727 ай бұрын
@@tuttosalve8352 👏
@ikmor7 ай бұрын
Hahaha!
@opie96176 ай бұрын
Learned it by ear. Sorry!
@VincentLobster6 ай бұрын
The funniest part is if you listen to just the audio, you can't really tell if it's a speed bag or someone just playing Guitar Hero 3 😂
@JC20XX6 ай бұрын
Holy shit you're right 😂
@DarianTrinity6 ай бұрын
There are differences if you know the GH3 chart as well as a pro player does
@faithcrisis21382 ай бұрын
My thought exactly! (Oh my God, I'm one of those people 😂)
@HarrySchreiner-vu9kg23 күн бұрын
These are insane performances... Best skills I've seen so far.
@speedbagbard23 күн бұрын
Thank you very much!!
@cxpKSip11 күн бұрын
Insane.
@BlackMetalTimes3 ай бұрын
We finally found him. The Final Boss of KZbin.
@aurapris95915 ай бұрын
This video feels like it could've come out 15 years ago, it's amazing
@packjackisback5 ай бұрын
I thought it did lol
@edl42205 ай бұрын
Very much old school youtube vibes. Like he would have been in that south park episode
@Notalobster6 ай бұрын
I am a drummer, and I box. This makes me feel like the whole of KZbin was created just for me. I've rarely felt so special. Probably my favorite video ever.
@IniresMirrors6 ай бұрын
1) I just want to say that I appreciate you not editing out the misses, like YT guitarists (myself included) do. 2) This was better executed than Dragonforce’s live show in 2006.
@JasonDeCarloGuitar7 ай бұрын
This is the greatest instrument since mayonnaise
@MetalSharpensMetal7 ай бұрын
I understood that reference 😂
@DarkCamui6 ай бұрын
Man the algorithm knows I need to be reminded why KZbin exploded back in the early 2000s This isn't as easy as he makes it look
@Chekkles3 ай бұрын
I love how at 4:00 taking off the bandana wasn’t “I’m about to murder this shit” (not that he didn’t, he fucking killed it), it was more of “God please help me for the next 3 minutes”
@St0ckwell6 ай бұрын
This has huge, absolutely towering 2009 energy. I am in disbelief at this video's age
@iamthemoneyj6 ай бұрын
It's amazing that he can cover this when the speedbag is so low in the original mix! Truly impressive
@BurstingVeins16 ай бұрын
As ridiculous as this is, this is legitimately one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. Keeping near perfect beat rhythm with this song with a punching bag is nuts.
@jeekboi6 ай бұрын
your friends nuts when he falls asleep first at the sleepover
@dewgyhouserm.d.42243 ай бұрын
I don’t know how everyone can feel the aura that this should’ve been a video made 10 years ago just suddenly reappearing by the algorithm
@de_oScar6 ай бұрын
Mike Tyson has been real quiet since this dropped
@zvidanyatvetski80817 ай бұрын
The fact that you manage to get back on time right away during the small slip ups is honestly amazing, if you're not a drummer you're beyond human
@Talesfromtheshelf7 ай бұрын
Speedbag Hero would actually go crazy
@DanArnets14927 ай бұрын
The problem is the peripheral, the game itself is 200% doable
@1000MilesAway6 ай бұрын
You know he's serious when he walks into the frame sweating like he already beat multiple people and needs to cooldown
@sparking0235 ай бұрын
"So, do you play any instruments?" "It's complicated..." Awesome to watch
@Omfe66 ай бұрын
AI could never come up with this, we’re gonna be alright.
@gungnir39263 ай бұрын
We're not but he is
@GarrettGroff-md7mn6 ай бұрын
Musician: What instrument do you play? This guy: f i s t s
this dude was definitely just doing his workout when the song came on, noticed the synchronization between the double bassdrum and speed bag, and immediately decided on a new mission in life. this rules.
@HECTORCOMEHOME6 ай бұрын
nah man, check his channel- he's got a shit load of these and now i'm obsessed
@jacksonfischer82705 ай бұрын
This is what the internet was made for, and I am 100% here for it
@Metallifuch7 ай бұрын
seeing you actually get tired and make mistakes for once gave me an appreciation for the difficulty of your craft. You didn't wimp out tor the solos either. the headband came off and you went insano mode. bravo
@AngelUribe186 ай бұрын
"do you play any instruments?" "yeah" "which one" "the speed bag" "speed bag? that's not an instrument" "Hold my headband"
@thebestever77885 ай бұрын
I'm not sure why someone would take the time to do this, but I'm glad someone did.
@rileytucker40456 ай бұрын
I like how the algorithm hit us all at the same time
@MrLevtastic6 ай бұрын
"I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today" - KZbin, probably
@ItRhymesWith5 ай бұрын
The originality and ingenuity of people never fails to impress and astound me
@jimmyrussells6 ай бұрын
Dragonforce, if they hired Bruce Lee instead of Herman Li.
@metallurgico6 ай бұрын
Top comment
@joshua.recovers6 ай бұрын
This comment is so underrated!
@billyh20046 ай бұрын
Enter the DragonForce
@preax19515 ай бұрын
Bros pfp no topic? 💀
@RightCross226 ай бұрын
So we all got recommended this masterpiece at the same time huh?
@Worst_n00b6 ай бұрын
This is the freshest and most active comment section I've seen
@CyWySu1234566 ай бұрын
😂😂 why is this true!?
@justsam1003 ай бұрын
This is literal beat-boxing.
@sc59222 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@zekeviews5 ай бұрын
nvr in my life have i thought i would watch a video of someone punching a speedbag for 7 min straight
@TheSpongyMallard6 ай бұрын
“So what instrument do you play?” “I box” “Beatbox?” “No”
@will9001asd6 ай бұрын
"So what instrument do you play?" Speedbag Bard: "You're not gonna believe this"
@johnwalker66756 ай бұрын
Prime midnight KZbin recommendation
@lechface6 ай бұрын
Here with you brother
@Henrix19986 ай бұрын
0:16 can confirm
@soyegrosayan3 ай бұрын
This remnids me of how the internet used to be
@Elmeromerosaborranchero-q8x3 ай бұрын
Totally true👍
@chaker465420 күн бұрын
This is by far the most obscure cover I've seen, but you killed it, sounded sick!
@tinygarlic6 ай бұрын
never thought that one day I would see a speedbag cover of Through the Fire and Flames
@MelodicTurtleMetal6 ай бұрын
Strange, I've been patiently waiting years for this very thing
@n00bJesus5 ай бұрын
Her: so you said you play an instrument? Why are we going into your unfinished bathroom? Him: *tying headband* you know dragonforce?
@JohnathanJWells5 ай бұрын
I don't think it's a bathroom, it's just the heater room
@BosGaurus056 ай бұрын
This is the most unique thing I've watched this year
@nLinxy5 ай бұрын
I don't know how or why this was recommended but I am happy that it was.
@Snail_Corp3 ай бұрын
If you have ever hit a speed bag you would know how difficult this is. Absolutely crazy. Peak weird flex.
@nightcrawlermc3 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s crazy how anyone can learn this and have actual consistency as long as some of these songs are and at such high bpm!
@pkjk12552 ай бұрын
7 minutes straight is wild
@nightcrawlermc2 ай бұрын
@ it’s like osu irl haha
@LazerLord106 ай бұрын
When you've reached mythic tier monk with fury of blows, but also picked up a level in bard.
@free4fire6 ай бұрын
This has great "early KZbin" energy, I love it.
@RafaelAAMerlo6 ай бұрын
I will actually show this as an example to my students of how everything can be a musical instrument if you have enough creativity. Thanks for sharing this with the world, love from Brazil 💚💛💙🤍
@speedbagbard6 ай бұрын
I am very flattered and thankful for your comment. Much love from USA ❤️
@lucas_lipp5 ай бұрын
When the level 17 monk finally takes a dip in bard
@JD_Y85 ай бұрын
Superb
@AMKpolka53 ай бұрын
I could be one of the dozen comments that says how amazing this is, but you seem like the type of person who can push beyond themselves. Dont stop I believe in you.
@AceOfSpades79916 ай бұрын
Add this to the “completely obscure talents someone has that I’m jealous of” list And matter of fact, put it top 5
@ChillaxingJay4 ай бұрын
4:25 bro locked in and went even further beyond
@ajaxmajor4 ай бұрын
i was expecting a legendary shitpost but i got a legend
@erzhanva2 ай бұрын
Yoooo! Fire triplet singles at like 2:38 I’ve played drums for a long long time and every time I see your videos I’m even more impressed. I kickboxed for a while so I actually learned how to work with a speedbag and they are SO sensitive and difficult to keep a solid beat with. As always thank you, you are indeed the Bard we have all been seeking.
@PrecursorIdeliron5 ай бұрын
Sometimes, the algorithm gets it right. This is absolutely one of those times. I am slack jawed at how well this works…
@radbradmusicartist5 ай бұрын
I dont know much about speedbag techniques, but this has got to be next level
@ichiro3196 ай бұрын
"So, what instrument do you play?" This guy: "It's complicated"
@therawkhawk645 ай бұрын
The algorithm has blessed me with this. I now finally know what happens when the bard multiclasses into monk.
@splatninja94475 ай бұрын
Today I learned there is at least one person on this planet that turned a speed bag into an instrument. What a world
@ActualDragonTears6 ай бұрын
You make it look so effortless and easy but having experience myself I know this is absolutely INSANE! Expecially at the guitar solo, absolute fists of lightning.
@TheOrangeSunsetGaming6 ай бұрын
This is the type of video that'll make guys go "hell yeah"
@alanarcher6 ай бұрын
@@TheOrangeSunsetGaming HELL YEAH
@br4tuna5766 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH
@hello-rq8kf5 ай бұрын
hell yeah
@agingerredhead93806 ай бұрын
Imagine getting beat up and your assailant is just rocking out with your balls
@gnomish8446 ай бұрын
Now this feels like OG KZbin. Nice!
@luinnoc5 ай бұрын
When you multiclass your monk into a bard.
@vixi16775 ай бұрын
goated comment
@patrickvilela10414 ай бұрын
When he took off his headband, missed a few shots and got rage fulled to start doing even faster, now THAT WAS ANIME
@lowercvse4 ай бұрын
It's 3 AM. I just watched this in its entirety. This was so sick. I'm gonna go to sleep now.
@derekschommer14654 ай бұрын
Liar
@thegunslinginghero6 ай бұрын
You break into his house and all you hear is, "alexa, play through the fire and the flames, by dragonforce" and then youre instantly in a Coma.
@formeraxe1176 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the mid 2000s youtube where it was just peoples whacky talents and entertainment.
@effectz_end5 ай бұрын
The monk-bard multiclass when the dragon starts breathing fire:
@HallsteinI5 ай бұрын
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
@SneakyBastard-oi4eb5 ай бұрын
Does he live in a country full of bats, by any chance?
@Dankbanana13 ай бұрын
This song was made for exactly this. A speed bag cover. Incredible
@DaekoTan5 ай бұрын
So this is what a Monk-Bard multiclass looks like...
@christopherknowles3 ай бұрын
Nice to see all the boys still carrying on through the fire and flames.
@charlesjohn36356 ай бұрын
no clue why this was suddenly recommended to me, but gah damn, thats some skill
@SkrymSkript5 ай бұрын
Sometimes, the algorithm feels like a homie showing me the sickest video he's seen all day.
@kaede_but_yt3 ай бұрын
The way he just rips off the headband before the solo was **chef's kiss**
@CocoonMasterBrendan6 ай бұрын
This is the kind of stuff KZbin was made for 👊
@edwintovargarcia5 ай бұрын
Hold up, that spin pause at 3:02 was actually clean af
@jamesfitzpatrick96076 ай бұрын
What gets me is how gentle the hands are when stopping the bag
@lildavecho6 ай бұрын
The algorithm really got it right with this one
@TrentonOn0ne7 ай бұрын
This is the most oddly specific flex, but I'm here for it.
@TrentonOn0ne7 ай бұрын
I knew I'd get that heart ❤️ lol thaanks
@jookssbm6 ай бұрын
this guy has more talent in a single drop of sweat on his left testicle than lars ulrich in his prime
@Flaeron16 ай бұрын
a turd on the ground has more talent than lars ulrich
@sijambalok81856 ай бұрын
So you join a metal band huh. What instrument do you play? This guy: Speed bag
@fabriceclement65876 ай бұрын
Once again the algorithm did a tremendous job at finding hidden gems that deserve appreciation!
@JS-lx1kr5 ай бұрын
Literally the best example of "It's my autism and I GET TO CHOOSE the special interest" well done my brother
@samueljacob31706 ай бұрын
and once again, the youtube algorithm has brought us all to this masterpiece
@KingBulletproof6 ай бұрын
THIS is beat-boxing!
@kcdj51356 ай бұрын
"Is speedbag an instrument?" "No Patrick, speedbag isn't--"
@n00bJesus5 ай бұрын
I love the water heater in the background. He was like “ok but instead of a sink, toilet, shower or tub- SPEED BAG.”
@crazako6 ай бұрын
Good to know this is KZbin's next "lets show everyone this" video, it deserves it
@papillonvu6 ай бұрын
My father: “I want you to become a fighter” My mother: “I want you to become a musician” Me: