TikTok's Newest Racist Conservative

[@kyillme]

“I peaked in high school and I’m FURIOUS that the people I bullied are now more successful than me and hate me”

[@ArturGlass.C]

She's literally a few words from actively saying that. I laughed so hard when she said famous actors were former theater kids in a shocked voice.

[@alyssapinon9670]

@@ArturGlass.Cyup. She literally can’t comprehend how there are people who can make careers out of their childhood passions

[@PhilBert-sh3nk]

Keep coping

[@fizzydante]

simp lol

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

​@@PhilBert-sh3nkyeah she will keep coping. Thanks for your input

[@joelman1989]

Electric cars are gay? Elon Musk the covert ally!

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

-Speak, Elon Musk. -ALLY!!!

[@SkiddlyBink]

vandalising the gay pride tesla but making sure to shout "not because it's gay!!!' to any passers by so they don't think i'm homophobic

[@joelman1989]

@@SkiddlyBink 😂 😂 😂

[@cerestrial8591]

Former mean girl who was devastated to find out that no one in real life gives a shit if you were popular in high school lmao

[@ssnowstarr4985]

literally trying to make a career out of being a highschool mean girl

[@snackpack8546]

she simply lacks the sauce to be the new christian walker or daily wire girl

[@CMan185]

instead there’s bottles and bottles of garlic and olive oil

[@Mavuika_Gyaru]

Actually she lacks the submission. Once any of their tokens disagrees with them, they get kicked out. Like Candace Owens

[@ChelCM03]

"Todays actors are just the theater nerds from highschool!!!!!" Its almost like....the kids who liked to act....became actors....

[@alyssapinon9670]

And that there are people who… can turn their passions into careers… The insecurity is strong with this woman. She’s probably mad she couldn’t turn being a bigoted mean girl into a job

[@Bipolar.Baddie]

"todays highest paid football players are just jock bros from high school!"

[@kingdomkey6184]

can't believe she found out me and all my theatre friends are running Clown World

[@ryshow9118]

Congrats friend 🥳

[@jamesoniris2647]

FUCK now we have to make a public statement about running Clown World. I have to run this by the board and get the clowns all in order and of course we’re gonna have to do a publicity tour- god damnit, this is gonna be a PR nightmare!

[@KamenRiderFinn]

I hope she doesn’t find out about Urinetown

[@SpecialInterestShow]

​@@KamenRiderFinnI hope she doesn't learn about uptown...

[@KamenRiderFinn]

@@SpecialInterestShow I’m sure that’s safe. I heard it’s quiet uptown.

[@sickleds]

It's actually so funny how bad she is at trying to make people mad, its all like a toddler saying a swear word for the first time 😭

[@larissabrglum3856]

You're right

[@sandriais]

It really is! That is actually the most accurate way I’ve heard it described. A toddler’s first swear word!!! 😅

[@MediaBuster]

And you are all falling for it..

[@aemmathis]

“If you are considering becoming part of the gay community” is so fucking funny I’m sorry yes I did consider it for awhile before making that hard decision.

[@kait711]

she lacks commas in appropriate places throughout her essays so often that i cannot comprehend what inspires her to add commas in the places she does

[@paulcarfantan6688]

Does she put a period at the end of her sentences, though ?

[@chrisbcpack]

she just sounds so awkwardly (?) childish when she's trying to be 'a strong conservative influencer' lol like i dont even really believe she fully believes what she's saying

[@rei2684]

Fr it doesn't sound hateful more just an awkward yapping from a women that probably just found a week prior out about conservative are lol

[@larissabrglum3856]

I don't think she believes what she says, either. It seems obvious that she's going for the shock factor

[@alexv3372]

At this rate she’s going to stop and think about what’s she’s doing with her life

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

She heard how easy it is to get money from bigots but she didn't even put in the minimum effort.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

So the usual grift 🙄 god they're so boring. If they're gonna be homophobic assholes they could at least be more creative about it, jeez

[@ayem8709]

why is the first amendment always brought up when ppl wanna justify being racist/sexist/homophobic

[@antgrantrant]

Cause technically..... ..... ..... For better and for worse.... ..... ..... That's what it's there for. The problem I always have is it's a straw man. No one said you're going to jail for being a moron with a mouth.

[@larissabrglum3856]

It's a way to make bigotry sound principled

[@firelordoregano5632]

like 💀 freedom of speech does not mean no one is allowed to react negatively to the shit you say

[@rosecity_chris]

Because they dont understand that the first amendment just means you won't be thrown in prison...otherwise you still get the consequences you get.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

But then as soon as minorities wanna protest, they're all for our first ammendment rights being stolen

[@lehasvanyodenhighm8036]

Hilarious that even the infowars guy could only muster up "She's definitely the most viral person online in the past... 3 days."

[@tjenadonn6158]

"Out of all the interchangeable white racists on the internet she's undeniably...one of them."

[@dizzyella8204]

DEFINITELY did not get cast in her high school spring musical and is DEFINITELY still mad about it. The insecurity is oozing out of this one, folks

[@beyoncenoona]

the pause after she says the n word...girl, you're not in front of a live studio audience

[@syds.corner]

she’s kind of giving me jojo siwa vibes in a way. like somebody trying to embody what they think is an edgy person with conservative opinions but falling flat because she so obviously is not that person, and is terrible at faking it

[@firelordoregano5632]

she's trying so hard to be that pearl girl

[@terra__incognita]

It seems like she watched a few Pearly Things videos and thought, "but I'm so much prettier than her! That means I'll be HUGE."

[@Cynoate]

I've never seen that clip of Trump before and I don't even want to know the context...

[@pawlific]

your metamorphosis into paul dano’s estranged younger brother is almost complete

[@danonation6355]

ive been thinking this ever since I started watching him he's just got that paul dano cutie patootie energy

[@alicethemad1613]

Oh my god you’re right

[@JamesLawner]

@@danonation6355 He also looks like he was crossed with Man Carrying Thing 😂

[@MartyBoBlue]

people will literally say slurs online instead of going to therapy

[@conniq1585]

💯

[@addiem4387]

As a former lgbt music/theater kid who is now about to be a lawyer, I am so happy to finally be able to come out (pun intended) about the secret society that has been running the government the whole time. So refreshing.

[@zpizzas]

her essays sound like incorrect mathematical proofs

[@jillparker6553]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🎉

[@willhennessy864]

Yay! Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[@alwaysrootingfortheantihero123]

i hate that people are calling her a trad wife. she’s not traditional, she’s just cooking. she’s also not a wife, she’s unmarried. just because she’s controversial, a young woman, and wearing an apron doesn’t mean she’s a trad wife.

[@ukonnokia]

Sorry did she say "forefathers" and "sportsmanship" are being censored by political correctness??

[@antgrantrant]

Its hard to compliment people like ben shapiro and tucker carlson, but at least they understand the crude art of the dog whistle. This lady just simply doesnt understand the game well enough for a right wing career.

[@alyssapinon9670]

To add onto this, I’m honestly more impressed with Grifters like Candace Owens. She should stand for everything conservatives hate (black woman who comes from poverty), yet she’s such a sly rhetorician that she’s still a popular staple in the right wing sphere.

[@everfluctuating]

that essay reminds me of high school when i would procrastinate a 1000-word writing assignment until the night before its due and just went into a delirious flow state to meet the word count. no proofreading, barely any punctuation, only capitalization because google docs automatically capitalizes the first word in a sentence

[@sortasofi254]

llisten i promised myself i woouldnt interact w any content made about her.... but my favorite theatre kid uploaded so i gotta watch

[@eipheres]

how is she so BAD at bullying?? my middle school bullies were better at this than her 😭 just calling something ugly and gay is like, fourth grade level, tops

[@TrulyToriYouTube]

I refuse to believe this was written by anything other than ChatGPT.

[@RariettyC]

genuinely waiting for her to pull a Cole Sprouse and claim that her whole social media presence was a social experiment

[@adeline.is.sleepy]

so good to know the kids who begged me for study help so they wouldn't fail stats in high school haven't changed a bit lol

[@fugitive_]

I bet she had to search through her whole closet to find that american flag shirt

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

I didn’t even realize the n word lady was the same person who made that rant about nerds ruining the world

[@alicethemad1613]

Frankly I think the video SHOULD have gone viral for her cooking. She put a full half a bottle of garlic powder in whatever monstrosity she was trying to make.

[@cascadianrangers728]

Without looking to boot

[@morganb6611]

I’ve never been this early for a video before and of course it’s regarding a racial slur, love that for me

[@Cloudsurfer69]

least nobody can say you dont have your priorities straight lol :)

[@BassicallyKiyash]

Lmao same😭

[@hellokittydressedupasmoodeng]

she's right my car IS gay and all my friends' cars are gay too and they're all in a cars L word situation

[@dinahb1170]

I've seen that Trump clip so many times now and I STILL don't know what the context is

[@benhaynes107]

The Chappell Roan joke was the best act of allyship I've seen all Pride month

[@PixelPenguin87212]

did she really say "if everyone's gay, no one's gay" ? 😂

[@loganthehennemann1]

The thing that pisses me off the most about her is how she pronounces things. She’s not great at talking out loud

[@juliepoirier1320]

"he didn't even do that in *his own* musical" is so underrated

[@raviamodernepic]

"pushing crypto scams... Or their walkers to bingo" 🤣🤣

[@kite-flying_potato]

Leopards ate her face.

[@willhennessy864]

I'm an English teacher. I'm thoroughly impressed you were able to parse out what she was writing, given her complete lack of knowledge of grammar. I tip my hat to you. 🧢 Also, bold choice of you to openly use the F-slur here (forefathers).

[@fizzydante]

Suddenly I admire Pearl for being so good at her job as a provocateur. This womans attempt is so pathetic and transparent 😭

[@nofoundfootage]

This is the most “theater kid” I’ve seen you act on this channel and holy cow I cannot stop laughing

[@Rewindwithrekenya]

When I watched the entire clip I was confused because she’s doing the fake trad wife thing but complaining about her dating life. wtf did Black people have to do with it homegirl 😂

[@jailynncustodia]

her essay about love gives pick-me girl who didn’t get picked 😭

[@allie4085]

i write like she does, i’m dysgraphic…

[@Octobermarceline]

I went to my capitals pride today!!! Happy pride to all!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Imagine saying a wholeass racial slur without hesitation and being unapologetic about it... But being too scared to say "fuck" or "shit" She's like a middle school child trying to be edgy and thinking she's SO cool for it rather than it being sad

[@larissabrglum3856]

🎵Who run the world? Nerds. NERDS!🎵

[@bnashee]

why are conservatives so annoying at all times

[@cascadianrangers728]

Because they haven't been lit on fire yet

[@Dashti1000Days]

What exactly does gay architecture look like?

[@anikagrace7530]

She thinks Marriage must be only based on friendship not passion… good luck babe

[@cutienerdgirl]

She ruined her actual career to fail at being a bigot. CRAZY! 🤣🤪

[@seaofbees783]

so much of her writing feels like when a high schooler runs their entire paper through a thesaurus to sound smarter but end up completely misconstruing their point like “the beginning platform” be so fr right now😭

[@yramismynamenowdealwithit]

"Word Salad" is a fantastic phrase 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@rhysandmiles]

What a sad, little life she must lead. It’s just embarrassing. Also, I hear you on the cranberry sprite but also… cranberry ginger ale.

[@Hamilgoth2002]

I thought Firecracker from The Boys was too outlandish but apparently there really are people like this

[@jillcarter4932]

It’s so????? Weird to me that not saying something incredibly cruel, outdated, and obviously holding a lot of painful history is being framed as “political correctness” instead of being just a decent human with basic understanding of history.

[@blackdahlia42]

"That's just the way Chappelle Roan made them" 😂😂

[@Teddy-hp9zy]

‘inextricably synonymous’ is going to keep me up at night

[@stretchmonster]

"Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

[@corvo9100]

Breaking News: Billionaire Elon Musk shamefully goes into hiding after a white woman on the internet called his electric cars “gay”

[@krisdoesart9643]

Why would you show me that Trump clip

[@michellegebert8280]

I didn't wanna see that😭

[@scaldcrowe]

she tried to become a conservative media person because maybe, on some level, she recognized that the conservative media space is largely made up of failures (shapiro is a failed screenwriter, crowder is a failed comedian, and so on) what she failed to understand was that even those guys at least have something else going for them. usually that something is simply lots of money, nepotism, and/or an ability to not stutter in front of a camera, but still. she's got, as far as i know, none of those things. maybe she should've taken some pointers from those loathsome theater kids, because even bottom of the barrel entertainers need some ability to perform for other people, lol

[@DustyHoney]

The way she writes sounds delirious. It reminds me of trying to talk when you have a bad headache

[@PenelopeAstony]

Petition for Funky Frog Bait's Callie to run for office, let's get this former theater kid representation in office that supposedly has such a systemic chokehold over most citizens in the USA.

[@jubilantsleep]

“Annie Mae people” 😂😂😂😅

[@ssnowstarr4985]

"I say what everyone else is thinking: that I'm r*******"

[@sadem1045]

Pride is every month in this house. - Love, your friendly neighborhood ace/aro

[@dyingsquid]

The new filming room omfg

[@thekneesbee]

Thank you for this lunch break blessing 🙏

[@arobarbie]

that “beginning platform” line really solidified my theory that she’s using a paraphase tool for her essays. it’s the only explanation

[@rei2684]

Her mind never left high school

[@acoelomate2984]

Hey it’s HJM talking about another person that sucks! My favorite thing! 🤩🥳

[@turquoisesnowflake4613]

I went thro8gh an NLOG phase in highschool (like most young women) and to this day I brush it off with "Oh, you know how teen girls are, let's stop talking!" Girly out here admitting full on she has not had any character growth sense 15.

[@moonknight2865]

“You don’t have to be smart, Im not smart” Oh honey, we know.

[@InternetsPedestrian]

The content warning was this lady's checklist for desperately appealing to the right

[@szeverenyiorsolya3506]

Please,please,please take the bird poster a little to the left and down in your next video. Thank you. Love your videos and the Harry James poster

[@ElementalWhispers]

Yes, it's distracting that it's slightly out of frame. We need to see all the birds and the frame 🕊

[@SpecialInterestShow]

"You're not gonna be considered edgy, you're not gonna be cool" methinks she projects too much

[@Animefan24711]

“Rainbow community you’re not cool or edgy anymore- find a new identity” Thank you dollar store Brett Cooper for telling us all how to find our own identity. For showing we as a society can find a personality by idolizing Camp Rock or High School Musical antagonists and embracing the envy of characters like Sharpay and Tess, but simultaneously develop a hatred of theatre kids cause you were too “artistically challenged” and could never land the role.

[@TwinRiver100]

5:48 The way she speaks or the way she's edited sounds weird or familiar. 🤔 it sounds like what might call normie but also what someone might hear from a stereotypical bully. Sounds like something I haven't really heard since maybe 2013 and before. I'm not sure. Just throwing a loose year on that. 🤔🤷‍♂️

[@JamesLawner]

Wait and see, she’s gonna start an OF and cosplay as Tomi Lahren 🤣

[@SwipSedai]

the 1st amendment means i get to say slurs! XDDD

[@ChazTheYouthful]

Honestly, stupid people randomly using the soft version is something I yellow card. Hard R is a punch in the face.

[@assapoopshitsmassachusetts2194]

17:25 ugh every conservative writer/pundit wants to be George Carlin soooo bad

[@zomo7400]

Loved the jokes in this video, the comedy plus the suit gave the vibe of a late night show but one of the funny ones

[@Dodgyjammie24]

I’m so glad I’m boring. I do t have the mental fortitude to do any of these things or put myself out there. And walkers to bingo got me

[@bighoodie4315]

"I reaped what I sewed and it's YOUR FAULT!"

[@redgladius9919]

This feels like a plant. Like a think tank was trying to figure out its main demo and settle on people who peeked in highschool, then sent this chick to see if the talking points have legs.

[@SocialistBoomer]

She should go to work for Jordan Peterson. He’s also good at using a lot of big words to say nothing. It’s called grandiloquence.

[@conniq1585]

She shoulda had a friend proof that essay before posting it, cause MA'AM!?!

[@davidwinn2575]

Her blog reads like something you're writing for a freshman comp class, not like something you expect people to read

[@user-gp5yz5yz4x]

I did not expect this woman to go down this route lmfao, like the barrier of entry for conservatives is too low

[@ashleepurefancy]

this girl is so wack

[@imjokingtoyouknow7911]

I know it's the name of a musical, and I know that musical is named after a specific woman, but there's still something very funny about you calling out a white person for saying a racial slur and less than a minute later dropping a different one

[@kiefer666]

💀💀💀

[@charlottephillips9269]

frog on the floor video when

[@firetarrasque4667]

I wrote better prose than those essays in ninth grade, it was *painful* to hear that shit.