Tim and Eric Nite Live - Episode 5

[@Sithedd]

I cant believe im watching this live in 2023.

[@CardboardOdyssey]

Will Forte is an incredible actor.

[@tommykarrick9130]

@@matthiasstetson737 what in the name of bot spam

[@a-gnosis]

brilliant

[@motionsuggests]

"Step away is a good idea. Step away is a really good idea."

[@AdamLacy228]

I LOVE Will Forte!

[@stevenbard8026]

I come back to watch these about 1 or 2 times a year. I was so happy and filled with all kinds of warmth to see others doing the same. It's 2022, and I love all-of-you.

[@MeniscoManeiro]

Me too

[@hayorge27]

You too bro 🤙

[@pantherplatform]

I'm running the circuit right now.

[@stevenbard8026]

@@pantherplatform I think I'll join ya...

[@pantherplatform]

@@stevenbard8026 SPAGETT!

[@aschemusicreations]

Tim is such a convincing actor.

[@unreal_taxi]

Especially in an angered state of quality control.

[@incongruous4]

Tim is good at acting like an ass hole because he genuinely is one.

[@woestijnjongen]

@@incongruous4 nah he's nice

[@incongruous4]

@@woestijnjongen No, look at him helping his friend blacklist the creators of million dollar extreme then fights with their fans/4chan to no end. Not to mention to eggs them on then acts like a victim of unwanted harassment. He can't even keep his story straight and won't admit he did anything because there's no absolute hard evidence and it just makes him look worse. He has half admitted it several times but he knows it'll make him look bad if he comes clean. The dude's a douche.

[@woestijnjongen]

@@incongruous4 oh wow didn't know there were still losers out there crying about that shit

[@tzazella751]

its 2022 and this is still ahead of its time

[@stevenbard8026]

I wanted to say that...

[@NormanNC]

Just a truly exquisite piece of comedy that I rewatch at least once per year

[@flowerface9011]

Nobody does emotionally unstable quite like Will. That screaming match with Tim has me dead

[@aarondavis8943]

Nnn BREAD!!!

[@xavirik4828]

You could say it's his .... fortè........ bah dum tiss

[@hjuikkll]

His ability stems from the fortunate - yet tragic fact, that his boyhood was cut short. By an evil witch.

[@neonfroot]

@@hjuikkll How is it fortunate? Maturity isn't about aesthetics.

[@hjuikkll]

@@neonfroot huh? I dont remember writing my comment, so I dont feel qualified to comment on it. Sorry.

[@waggawaggaful]

i remember in college being so excited on the nights when a new tim and eric episode would debut. my adrenaline would surge. every new episode was like an initiation into a transcendental psychedelic experience that only their unique imaginations could provide. it's not just comedy, it's high level performance art and theosophy.

[@icelandicbanks6473]

They've been must see for for their entire career, it's beautiful!

[@JOonRails]

Check out Skeleton Realm LIVE on KZbin

[@207Richy]

I'm watching this in 2015 and it's still ahead of its time.

[@CeeJayDee94]

+Sangus Brule I'm reporting here from 2016 and this hasn't changed.

[@ylette]

Still watching this in 2016 and hoping the gingerbread house won't tip over.

[@psychotripnerdstuff]

2017 here. I'm just happy we're all still alive.

[@AgrippaMaxentius]

2018, and the Melee estate continues on.

[@conbon3564]

2019, we just passed the event horizon

[@Duhya]

Neil Hamburger fucking killed it. This episode is one of the best.

[@aarondavis8943]

I saw him live years ago and it was unbelievable. He was supporting Mr Bungle and he did jokes about the heroin use of Red Hot Chilli Peppers. No one laughed except me and one other guy; everyone was furious and started throwing things. Made me love Bungle all the more for bringing Hamburger on tour and they were great live too.

[@Palmieres]

@@aarondavis8943 It's a well known fact Mike Patton hates the RHCP. I don't know about the rest of the band, but it seems very fitting to have that kind of stuff on their show.

[@tommykarrick9130]

I like how some of the gingerbread houses shown in the stock images are clearly bigger than the “largest gingerbread house of all time”

[@bingbonghippy]

Tim never understanding why people wear headphones is one of my fave recurring jokes

[@dongliker]

That was a beatiful prayer from David.

[@hereisthekhonch]

"All grace goes to god" "Oh wow" lmao

[@tigerfight85]

That was the best line of the show

[@AdamLacy228]

Tim is the best with random quotes that most people miss. Lol

[@gfx2943]

I love how seriously they took the gingerbread houses and the information leading up to the catastrophe on-set. It was possibly the most focused they've ever been.

[@207Richy]

I watch this live every week, what a show.

[@talkingmudcrab718]

Some of the hardest working men in the business. Still going 9 years strong.

[@broncotrolly]

I come here every night for live experiences

[@oddysee3030]

It's amazing how much effort they put into creating a complete trainwreck. They just bleed genius.

[@JPJones03223]

3:34 The "young ma'am" bit kills me every time

[@doubleas2380]

Gregg Turkington: the golden years.

[@rickdeckard1075]

+Ruz yet DLH does a better neil than ol' gregg does

[@mathewhill5556]

+Rick Deckard km

[@rickdeckard1075]

mathew hill Kilometres?

[@NormanNC]

THE LINKS

[@BrianBattles]

I liked seeing Tim & Eric playing with their pets

[@MrR0py]

im glad they decide to go live everytime i want to watch these

[@chrisbbbbchris]

lmfao one of my favorite parts " shut up for a second, .....no you shut up,,, NO YOU SHUT UP , etc Lol

[@lampini]

Their pathetic attempt to convince the viewers that they’re live is one of my favorite openings for this show

[@bikeshop2002]

they really were live though

[@stevenbard8026]

@@bikeshop2002 prove it...

[@thomasb7347]

@@stevenbard8026 they had last week's paper what else do you want?

[@TerrorTerros]

@@stevenbard8026 I love the part where Eric gets an inkling and then just sort of trails off around 3:00

[@hayorge27]

I believe them

[@bocachicaTePica]

Tim's laugh when the show opens was gold.

[@whitedesertheart]

They prepared a graphic for the emergency prayer. I died.

[@AbduCola]

The best actor in this entire episode definitely goes to John Mugar at 12:05-12:12. That expression looks so genuine

[@broncotrolly]

Could be John Mayer

[@idkjustchangingmyname7343]

Love how nearly half the show is spent proving they are live. Such a great and entertaining segment.

[@bigsnacks2350]

Watching this in 2075, still ahead of it's time

[@killert-cell9943]

I think the gingerbread house... is my favorite bit... "5 years of my life" "thats a member of my family!"

[@number1authority]

I could watch them play with their pets all day. Especially Eric with that passive cat.

[@Ebeezy]

"it was so shocking to actually see a women on my screen rather then young uhh teenage boys that..."

[@Ltcmdrtroi]

That’s me! Haha

[@redwolfe7049]

​@@Ltcmdrtroithat's so cool 😮

[@207Richy]

My chemical ronin, what a group, great magic excellent job.

[@aidanm5825]

Triangulate the times LOL

[@Mlek13]

I'm going to watch everyone!!! Keep loading more tim and Eric!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!

[@MrOkami75]

hahaha! When Tim's clothes are left on the desk ..i almost had convulsions!

[@craigrfoley]

Really appreciated the extended cat and dog showcase section

[@aarondavis8943]

NO FORGIVENESS.

[@friendsofhedorah]

the gingerbread house drop was so shocking that i had to pause the video for effect

[@DirtyRottenTaylor]

I love these just for the “Say wha?” Alone. Everything else is a bonus.

[@chrisbbbbchris1]

by far the best episode.

[@talkingmudcrab718]

This was a beautiful episode. I have been brought to tears.

[@stevenbard8026]

So happy to see all these comments from thus year.

[@Jrhollis6]

The way Eric walks at 0:10 seconds is outstanding.

[@jerzychris78]

"This is worse than Vietnam!" "No forgiveness!!"

[@habanero5866]

Matthew 18:22

[@PkmnTrainerSophia]

Tims birthday: February 3rd 2007

[@BomChickyBowWow]

Tim was extremely impatient with Skype callers then and he’s still extremely impatient with Skype callers today on Office Hours. Some things never change.

[@RolloTonéBrownTown]

Maybe if they didn't wear the stupid headphones Tim would be more patient with them

[@doflamingodonquixote1929]

this is brilliant

[@metalxhardxcore]

"5 years of my life that just fell on the... floor" "ok"

[@daviebaggins]

Member of my family😂🤣

[@stevenbard8026]

Noooo, not "OK"

[@billsanders29]

lol @ 7:01 they have to cut away because eric is laughing. probably because he knows whats coming

[@DaidoujiSempai]

Lucas Biron he's trying so hard to resist the laughing

[@jimreily7538]

Good catch. He does indeed break

[@mateogalvan]

This is so good

[@gearheadred]

Damn I wanted to see My Kimcle Romans.

[@aldencoley6841]

Me too

[@NormanNC]

Hollywood season and the holiday season

[@thugger-vandross]

The Neil Armstrong of ginger bread houses 😂

[@NormanNC]

Emmanuel Melly.

[@thewakz]

Best episode yet! Can't wait for #6. Oh nevermind, yes I can. #waitmate

[@slbetz7815]

I have so much fun watching these guys!

[@TripleKillNZ]

I love the extra touches in the writing on Nite Live, like at 8:22 when Tim genuinely asks Emmanuel if he's wrong.

[@thatpart]

WITH THESE! AND HOLY WATER! AND BREAD!

[@ExpEcer]

Getting nostalgia best live shoow ever

[@nexxusnexxus1167]

Eric's cat was way cooler than Tim's horse

[@BrianBattles]

This is so perfect, what a great idea, starting out as a parody of one of the dozens of low-rent, dreary clone TV talk shows into an insane train wreck. Why would they have brought in the old weirdos who sit around as sidemen, and how would a spaz like Neil Hamburger have a career? And when the commotion and swearing gets going it takes forever to go to the sloppy-ass tech difficulties card, and why is it switching color keys and losing synch, then to bars and tone, and occasionally back to camera, like what mental cases are in the control room? This kills me, brilliantly busts on the lameness of TV!

[@timy.4818]

Yes ! Well said !

[@satan1663]

neil hamburger is america's funnyman you actual fool

[@jimreily7538]

@@satan1663 Let's not use language. We're all in love here, which is why we're here, and although sometimes we forget that, it's important to recall our mutual affection.

[@alistercaddy1208]

@@jimreily7538 my thoughts egg Zach Lee

[@droan999]

Praise hosanna

[@jordanmiles2195]

9:36 "All grace goes to God" "Oh wow"

[@Joykeymusic]

I love those weird moments of silence where tim and eric are completely serious but you can here the behind the scenes guys laughing.

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

I love the absolute chaos at the end of the episode lol And I love Neil Hamburger/Gregg Turkington

[@thomasb7347]

We are all greggheads

[@gm-pr8mp]

this one is beautiful

[@na_tash__a]

I didn't even realise I had been watching them play with pets for 5 mintutes

[@KingCobra2377]

February 3rd...2007

[@OneBug2]

This might be the best episode of the series

[@aidanm5825]

liebe hart is somethin else

[@signifidelica2819]

He's sincere, and hilarious

[@fairweatherfriends.]

I know a guy similar to him. Strangely enough, the guy I know is black as well. He and his ilk think the world owes him its ear. David is the type of idiot who can’t ever relate or understand his fellow man because he can’t stop making everything about himself.

[@RolloTonéBrownTown]

@@fairweatherfriends. they probably can't help it. I feel bad

[@bikeshop2002]

@@fairweatherfriends. sounds like trauma tbh

[@NormanNC]

Shelby!!!

[@RacharTrek]

"It was so shocking actually to see a woman on my screen rather than teenage boys."

[@therealBALLOONKNOT]

that countdown to sync up is genius.

[@sysyphosliebtsteine]

Some Isaac Newton Shit right there

[@chrisbbbbchris1]

11:37 best moment... i love when tim gets " mad " like that.. lmfao NO U SHUT UP.

[@glitchfreak316]

Why quotations?

[@tylergoodguy1194]

2:45 I love any time they do maths tim's sale of an idea bubbling to the surface is so good

[@gettybiggy5507]

Fucking John destroyed that Gingerbread house, ruined the show, it was going so well!

[@hankscorpio8928]

When this was an actual “live” series, I just didn’t get it. Now I have a medical card and this the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Also my legs stopped spasming and I can sleep now. Well I gotta get to sleep, I hope your legs feel better.

[@chippchipp1]

5:10 is one of the funniest T&E moments ever

[@thugger-vandross]

they really need to update that answering machine

[@RareWareDude]

I fucking died laughing when that guy dropped the gingerbread house

[@phillgelinas8249]

I love how they never explain why Tim ended up getting naked

[@Palmieres]

It very likely involved a wrestling match with both of them naked and covered in oil, and/or some make-up angry sex. Probably "and". And I'm sorry we didn't see it.

[@TomKloseMusic]

99% of the time I don't know what these guys are doing but I'm 99% sure they are very good at it.

[@RacharTrek]

Eric and that cat...

[@JonYodice]

THAT'S A MEMBER OF MY FAMILY!! I MADE THAT!

[@Grungus27]

Jon Yodice WITH THESE! AND GINGER! AND HOLY WATER!

[@vampsith]

Still great to watch this

[@jamesgish9202]

David liebre hart just starts singing Christmas songs lol

[@ricksimpson3715]

i'm pretty stoned and maybe over thinking this but even when Tim and Eric or the extras aren't being funny, or if they're being tedious, like Hamburger, it's still acted to absolute perfection. I wonder how much is scripted. It blows my mind.

[@number1authority]

It’s not just you. It’s true.

[@aarondavis8943]

You can clearly see how little joy Eric's cat brings him. Utterly stone faced.

[@robinsonner5461]

its so great when you stumble on these old shows from the birth of the internet

[@thugger-vandross]

this is from '07 friend

[@AbduCola]

great job

[@jamesgish9202]

We need more of this

[@redshiftexperiment]

thanks for mapping out those sizzle points.

[@MazaroAnonymous]

I actually like this show more than "Awesome Show". The slow pace is relaxing.

[@davidphilipsmusic]

+Joshua Landry This is my fave Tim and Eric stuff too. Love Awesome Show but it's as if they took it even further with this ad let it all hang out. Love these guys

[@TR-707]

just got this reference - 15:50 Neil Hamburger is talking about the Procter & Gamble's Olestra debacle - FDA approved fat subsistute that was in stuff like chips that made some peeps sick

[@TeeViz]

Episode cinco is by far the funniest.

[@rainbowtractor]

Thanks for triangulating my wristwatch T&E! It is finally telling me the correct time for my time zone

[@pantherplatform]

This is giving me the biggest dopamine boost right now.

[@crazypath573]

"it was shocking to actually see a woman on my screen instead of young teenage boys" -eric wareheim

[@neonfroot]

Yea, I take offense to that. It's more asif though he regards his male Fandom as necessary dross. Once again, even alt comedy guys prefer female adult youths as their clientele.

[@backwoods518]

@7:25 eric cant keep a straight face hahaha

[@aop199]

I'm pretty sure they don't even give David Liebe-Hart a script

[@stevenbard8026]

Even if they did...

[@Toskano]

The My chemical romance performance was really dope

[@stevenbard8026]

Stop...

[@1BadSavage]

I'm gonna make my bub bubs bounce

[@s3dchr]

22:50 LMFAO that whatever-it-is(one of the background's skyscrapers' antenna, I think) in the background made me think they hung John for what he did, at first.

[@maxfidyk4754]

10:15-12:57 The part we all came for

[@kylerswamp1075]

"financial money" 🤣