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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

Күн бұрын

Tim talks about Independence Day, the Biden’s, Hawk Tuah girl, drill rap, the importance of lying, young nihilists, Delta serving moldy meals and blaming Ukraine.
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@TheGistwithJosh
@TheGistwithJosh 3 ай бұрын
Every single episode of The Tim Dillon Show is like a state of the union
@キキミミシュウ
@キキミミシュウ 3 ай бұрын
😂 so true
@katdog9786
@katdog9786 3 ай бұрын
Charcoal Burnt Giant Capers. Could be the mold from Delta meals and could be the title of the latest whistleblower's time within the Biden residence..."white house" or White House. "First one's for free"!!!
@EandJenius
@EandJenius 3 ай бұрын
If the union was gay
@harrisonwaddell9096
@harrisonwaddell9096 3 ай бұрын
@@EandJeniusare you telling me they’re not
@ignoranceisstrengthpodcast3294
@ignoranceisstrengthpodcast3294 2 ай бұрын
TDS is the REAL SOTU
@joshcortezmusic8697
@joshcortezmusic8697 3 ай бұрын
I love how Tim frequently socializes and then roasts all the people he interacted with in his next podcast episode.
@528grave
@528grave 3 ай бұрын
lol i mean ... he's the goat at that
@bigboy6704
@bigboy6704 2 ай бұрын
and I think that's why everyone lives him. Joe Rogan is the ultimate throat goat to his guests and it gets old
@528grave
@528grave 2 ай бұрын
@@bigboy6704 joe rogan is either bipolar or a good actor playing devil's advocate ... while letting jokes go over his head 75% of the time
@jmml1533
@jmml1533 2 ай бұрын
@@528grave 85-90% 😂
@Zackaryah
@Zackaryah 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 The absolute best
@levi_ai
@levi_ai 3 ай бұрын
Joe should embrace the narrative and run as the first neurodivergent president
@Good_Horsey
@Good_Horsey 3 ай бұрын
But are there still neurons in there to begin with is my question
@colbyzur4642
@colbyzur4642 3 ай бұрын
We all know Teddy Roosevelt was the first
@jllammie444
@jllammie444 3 ай бұрын
shame the cogniphobes
@ctg4818
@ctg4818 3 ай бұрын
Have you forgotten that we had an autistic cowboy for 8 years?
@islabee94
@islabee94 3 ай бұрын
​@@ctg4818 Excellent point 🤣
@mikela.shields
@mikela.shields 3 ай бұрын
“I looked at black mold and thought it was something different” LMAO
@EUCvibes
@EUCvibes 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@EUCvibes
@EUCvibes 2 ай бұрын
Mushrooms?
@michaeldunn3476
@michaeldunn3476 2 ай бұрын
I looked at the black mold and thought… Jackpot! Now united pays the bills!
@juanasebastian7832
@juanasebastian7832 2 ай бұрын
0:20 ​@@michaeldunn3476
@juanasebastian7832
@juanasebastian7832 2 ай бұрын
0:39
@AdaptiveApeHybrid
@AdaptiveApeHybrid 3 ай бұрын
America is the longest running episode of South Park ever
@keepgrindingup7661
@keepgrindingup7661 3 ай бұрын
I'm not a doctor, Jill is
@JohnnyFx83
@JohnnyFx83 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JonathanMullan25
@JonathanMullan25 2 ай бұрын
'The Riddler'
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 2 ай бұрын
The jiggler
@Pr0toPoTaT0
@Pr0toPoTaT0 2 ай бұрын
The diddler
@ToneWoN
@ToneWoN 2 ай бұрын
Jill the dementer Biden.
@knychro3428
@knychro3428 3 ай бұрын
I got an Airbnb just to watch this
@maxtonanddad
@maxtonanddad 3 ай бұрын
What about other episodes .? Just peer through windows? 😂😂
@DanielMendoza-ox5cu
@DanielMendoza-ox5cu 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@GrapeStation
@GrapeStation 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheMissing8
@TheMissing8 3 ай бұрын
In the desert?
@jordishima
@jordishima 3 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the Gortons fish, tartar sauce, baked beans, and various pints of ice cream
@douggiephresh1985
@douggiephresh1985 3 ай бұрын
Tim is cutting close to the bone with this one. He's going to be on the radar. I wish him well.
@AJ-mz4lw
@AJ-mz4lw 3 ай бұрын
Why.. what cut your bone.
@Poopster4U
@Poopster4U 3 ай бұрын
I am sure most of us are on a list amigo.
@528grave
@528grave 3 ай бұрын
@@Poopster4U I wish you well
@EandJenius
@EandJenius 2 ай бұрын
He's in too deep. Calling his boys dead husks deep. Final boss of US Presidents.
@j.t.r1409
@j.t.r1409 3 ай бұрын
Tim Dillion is one of the most brilliant communicators online, period.
@atom_smasher
@atom_smasher 2 ай бұрын
His command of the language is constantly impressing me
@Quailman615
@Quailman615 3 ай бұрын
Someone said at the debate every time he looked over at Donald Trump it was like he was seeing him for the first time 💀💀
@gary_beniford
@gary_beniford 2 ай бұрын
Remember he "hadn't seen trump in person in 4 years"😂 biden forgot what he looks like😂😂
@Utiger619
@Utiger619 2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@sflasaint811
@sflasaint811 2 ай бұрын
He was.
@kylieprice6651
@kylieprice6651 Ай бұрын
Tim watching 3 September, and yeah you were right, Binden out, Zuck outted spooky 😮
@matthewvaporean5151
@matthewvaporean5151 3 ай бұрын
Hawk Tua girl managed to perform every modern female comic's act in about six seconds. With any kind of refinement of her skills, she could be the female Tim Dillon.
@gildedvibrations8927
@gildedvibrations8927 3 ай бұрын
Wait, that wasn't Nikki Glaiser?
@lvl11717
@lvl11717 3 ай бұрын
Ahh yes. Because males never make seggsual jokes in their comedy routines. Your logic is truly astounding.
@lvl11717
@lvl11717 3 ай бұрын
Ahh yes. Because males never make jokes about sex. Truly astounding logic.
@MyBodyWash
@MyBodyWash 3 ай бұрын
@@lvl11717we wish you well.
@christossarantos9606
@christossarantos9606 3 ай бұрын
How would she do that? Gain 100 pounds and a coke habit?
@joseantoniochagollaquezada3956
@joseantoniochagollaquezada3956 3 ай бұрын
being an American to me is buying the loudest fireworks set. Knowing that my neighbor is a veteran with PTSD.
@swell07_
@swell07_ 3 ай бұрын
its an all volunteer force, have fun
@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr
@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr 3 ай бұрын
And your neighbor will show you what it means to him to be an American when he kicks your door down and has a flash back all over that ass
@PeoplePerson2020
@PeoplePerson2020 3 ай бұрын
I make sure to play screams and helicopter sounds through a loudspeaker too. Really get the ambiance going.
@bigsleepy9889
@bigsleepy9889 3 ай бұрын
God Bless America 🇺🇸
@DONTSTEPNSNEK507
@DONTSTEPNSNEK507 3 ай бұрын
Yes and drowning in toxic air pollution for a month
@ajh21313
@ajh21313 3 ай бұрын
More importantly, did the pool get done?
@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho
@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho 3 ай бұрын
In the but
@coloradomotion1836
@coloradomotion1836 3 ай бұрын
Amazing.
@TanoookiMario377
@TanoookiMario377 3 ай бұрын
@@ajh21313 truly spectacular
@elliottguest8924
@elliottguest8924 3 ай бұрын
Asking the question that really matters, thank you ❤❤❤
@gijoey5912
@gijoey5912 2 ай бұрын
He definitely should do an episode from his pool, floating on a raft, once it’s completed.
@joedysapp9434
@joedysapp9434 3 ай бұрын
"Drugs don't always work" is the only reason I'm 7 years sober
@christianburrzGR3Y
@christianburrzGR3Y 2 ай бұрын
They don't work anymore in these days
@Notthatbrandon
@Notthatbrandon 2 ай бұрын
I've known multiple people talk about quitting just because the drugs suck now. On top of all the other reasons. No one has, but we've talked about it;)
@jackl8605
@jackl8605 2 ай бұрын
[😊ll😊😊😊😊(😊(😊k😊😊😊lok😊(😊😊(lk😊😊ĺ
@jackl8605
@jackl8605 2 ай бұрын
​@@Notthatbrandono😊)(
@AM-qr4ys
@AM-qr4ys 2 ай бұрын
Congrats on your sobriety 👍🏻
@rachelmolina986
@rachelmolina986 3 ай бұрын
This Presidency is like having a substitute teacher and everyone in the classroom is lying about what usually happens in the classroom.
@erinroo5469
@erinroo5469 3 ай бұрын
At first I thought Hawk Tuah was a new Star Wars Alcolyte character.
@ashleybanks-wm4cg
@ashleybanks-wm4cg 3 ай бұрын
Hahaha you're so edgy and cool for hoping on the trend of hating the Acolyte you're cool now
@wilsojk
@wilsojk 3 ай бұрын
​@@ashleybanks-wm4cg lol the show is shit. self insert lesbian space witches that don't know how the force or Star wars works
@tommarino69
@tommarino69 3 ай бұрын
She's far too white to be in that show
@random.oddities
@random.oddities 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like another name for a loogey
@tylerhamilton9056
@tylerhamilton9056 3 ай бұрын
@@ashleybanks-wm4cgyea cause it’s fucking trash
@brewmastacam4942
@brewmastacam4942 3 ай бұрын
If i see another fucking "weekly reminder tim needs to be on gta 6 radio" imma lose my cool
@anthraxcrab2222
@anthraxcrab2222 3 ай бұрын
Sadly, someone at rockstar games would have to know about Tim, and be wiling to put him in
@DeckofLies
@DeckofLies 3 ай бұрын
“Oh my gosh why is that actually the literally best idea ever hahahahahah”
@jchase7586
@jchase7586 3 ай бұрын
We are years away from getting gta 6, so unfortunately the posts will continue...
@bigben42
@bigben42 3 ай бұрын
@@jchase7586it’s coming out next year (allegedly)
@loko8045
@loko8045 3 ай бұрын
@@anthraxcrab2222how do they not know him
@ALEXTHEGR8
@ALEXTHEGR8 3 ай бұрын
During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.
@johnsltzr01
@johnsltzr01 3 ай бұрын
This comment is written by the FBI
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 3 ай бұрын
I think there was a hit, and one or more people who needed to go were let go. Then his/her/their bodies were found among the others who were unalived. For sure Stephen did not off those who were targeted. Simple way to prove I'm correct: one or more of those who passed that day would have ballistic evidence on him/her/them that would show markings that bullet(s) hit them from close range. Of course the kind of investigation I'm referring to has yet to be undertaken, and will never be allowed.
@boricuachamp
@boricuachamp 3 ай бұрын
Sir this is a wendys
@user--710
@user--710 3 ай бұрын
He was using them belt fed's
@aaroncox830
@aaroncox830 3 ай бұрын
Sir you need to calm down or i'm going to have to ask you to leave
@remi3990
@remi3990 2 ай бұрын
Lmao….”Jill’s trying to kill him. I’ll tell you why…” lmao 🤣 💀
@metamorphicme9378
@metamorphicme9378 2 ай бұрын
I leaned in all the way from South Africa😂😂😂😂 Gid save Tim Dillon and fake business everywhere
@BenjaminBeak
@BenjaminBeak 2 ай бұрын
Why is the ad at 38:38 actually the funniest part of this podcast
@Alix88mnm
@Alix88mnm 3 ай бұрын
Trust me I’m enjoying this summer. Taking full advantage of my boomer parents friends pool
@WasFakestCenturyAesthetics
@WasFakestCenturyAesthetics 3 ай бұрын
You should swim pool to pool across town like Burt Lancaster.
@thewrongmelonfarmer3673
@thewrongmelonfarmer3673 3 ай бұрын
I'm at my Boomer parents pool as we speak. Amen bro
@HolyChaoMu
@HolyChaoMu 3 ай бұрын
My father in law got mad when I called him a boomer (he's 55). But he also has a pool and that's pretty cool!
@turnermd1302
@turnermd1302 3 ай бұрын
I live in Washington and all my friends have rich families with lake properties, I'm living it up this summer
@cleverkittn
@cleverkittn 3 ай бұрын
@@HolyChaoMulol. Of course he got mad. At 55 he’s GenX.
@jujubean1185
@jujubean1185 3 ай бұрын
Tim "Pivot" Dillon.... What a masterclass
@Jessica-ul6me
@Jessica-ul6me 3 ай бұрын
I'd take a bite of the mold so I could call Morgan and Morgan so I could get MINE!!!!! 😂
@pokermitten9795
@pokermitten9795 3 ай бұрын
I think there was some of that going on. You know one person will eat it and get sick and stop the flight, so you may as well become a victim too. One of the FAs probably thought this was the best way to get some stuff fixed...if they threw the food away nothing would get changed.
@mkmstillstackin
@mkmstillstackin 3 ай бұрын
🤣
@johnmaurer3097
@johnmaurer3097 2 ай бұрын
The car accident Morgan and Morgan read had me in tears
@adamvoss4402
@adamvoss4402 3 ай бұрын
That picture of Shultz, Tim and driller is the start of a Charlottesville protest.
@fbinformant
@fbinformant 2 ай бұрын
He's a cute little twink 😊
@adamvoss4402
@adamvoss4402 2 ай бұрын
@@fbinformant gay* super gay*
@gijoey5912
@gijoey5912 2 ай бұрын
Tim captioned it, “who says I don’t have black friends?” Haha
@Dronax
@Dronax 2 ай бұрын
true titans of industry, the meeting of great minds
@thomaslauria4642
@thomaslauria4642 3 ай бұрын
Almost died when he said jill biden was dressed like a batman villan
@christianburrzGR3Y
@christianburrzGR3Y 2 ай бұрын
The riddler!
@doobieblaze1628
@doobieblaze1628 3 ай бұрын
"Mitsubishi's that didn't work" 😂 I was there ✌️❤️
@cometier
@cometier 3 ай бұрын
Same
@blameks9136
@blameks9136 3 ай бұрын
Congrats, you're gay
@davidelliottinks
@davidelliottinks 3 ай бұрын
You take 10 and two work and hope you wake up.
@jondaniel6948
@jondaniel6948 3 ай бұрын
they worked 75% of the time, every time.
@talkingmudcrab718
@talkingmudcrab718 3 ай бұрын
Blue ninja stars...
@dogman615
@dogman615 3 ай бұрын
Ill be at Cracker Barrel
@ivywoodxrecords
@ivywoodxrecords 3 ай бұрын
Nice Ill stop by I heard they had a re-brand
@TheMissing8
@TheMissing8 3 ай бұрын
Dated a girl from a Cracker Barrel, wouldn't recommend it passed 4 months.
@iceblink7376
@iceblink7376 3 ай бұрын
we call that good eatin
@trumpwonBIGLY
@trumpwonBIGLY 3 ай бұрын
the gaza chicken strips are to die for
@taylah1218
@taylah1218 3 ай бұрын
Jimbo weNt to CrackerBargle on the fourth, had MeetLoaf, gobbless
@MrDenLDC
@MrDenLDC 3 ай бұрын
I can't wait for Tim to explain the fall of our empire to the "Hawk Tua" Girl.
@IamNiggler
@IamNiggler 3 ай бұрын
She's not even pretty
@OleksandrKhreptyk
@OleksandrKhreptyk 3 ай бұрын
“Oh that’s cool but like I have this new podcast coming out next week where I talk about who I would hawk tuah”
@IamNiggler
@IamNiggler 3 ай бұрын
@@OleksandrKhreptyk she's not even pretty
@hc2013
@hc2013 3 ай бұрын
​@@IamNiggler you're gay is all
@VicariousThePot
@VicariousThePot 3 ай бұрын
Repubs are mad because she said she wasnt a trump supporter 😂😂😂
@ReduceToTheMax
@ReduceToTheMax 3 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon is a national treasure.
@RenickJ
@RenickJ 3 ай бұрын
Tim is losing weight and we notice. Nice job Timmy boy.
@rachelengstrom9120
@rachelengstrom9120 3 ай бұрын
I barely noticed but since you mentioned it, he looks fantastic.
@RenickJ
@RenickJ 3 ай бұрын
@@rachelengstrom9120 he’s summer ready
@jw6487
@jw6487 3 ай бұрын
If he loses much more he’s gonna go from protected class to neo nazi real quicklike
@shayanlostflash
@shayanlostflash 2 ай бұрын
Yea he actually you could see gain weight after corona but now losing it He will turn to Twink 😂
@EandJenius
@EandJenius 2 ай бұрын
Dead husks diet
@jessicatonellato4508
@jessicatonellato4508 3 ай бұрын
“I love my family… to a degree.” lol
@Worldinternationaltradesystem
@Worldinternationaltradesystem 3 ай бұрын
It ain’t a Tim show if he ain’t randomly shuffling papers for dramatic effect
@jw6487
@jw6487 3 ай бұрын
Excellent
@Plasma250
@Plasma250 3 ай бұрын
The ol' Alex Jones exasperated shuffle
@trayshandle
@trayshandle 2 ай бұрын
Tiny bit of Rush Limbaugh 🙌🏽
@SuperTFRO
@SuperTFRO 2 ай бұрын
Very Rush like.
@myfightstyle991
@myfightstyle991 2 ай бұрын
🤣😄😁
@williamwaugh6
@williamwaugh6 3 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon for trumps press secretary 2024 !
@angm7139
@angm7139 3 ай бұрын
Tim's too honest; press secretary involves constant lying.😂
@geoff3103
@geoff3103 3 ай бұрын
LOL could you imagine some Smart A journalist trying to one-up Tim?!?! Good luck with that. And Tim in a suit everyday? I'll tune in every time!
@ilyatsukanov8707
@ilyatsukanov8707 3 ай бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a real knife fight out there. - Tim's response in a time of crisis.
@jimboscooter432
@jimboscooter432 3 ай бұрын
Please lord make this happen 🙏
@joescott8877
@joescott8877 3 ай бұрын
OMG, please, oh, pretty please!!
@ChrisMinorOfficial
@ChrisMinorOfficial 3 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon - one of the few wise orators left in the symposium
@heisocean344
@heisocean344 3 ай бұрын
I died when he said Jill Biden looked like a Batman villian @1:08:35 😂
@MrsPickles92
@MrsPickles92 2 ай бұрын
She looks like the riddler or something!
@IstariAzul777
@IstariAzul777 2 ай бұрын
Imagine if she teamed up with Lori lightfoot! Tim’s rants explaining and fawning would b delightful
@BriHmusic
@BriHmusic 2 ай бұрын
The riddler! That was sooooo funny!
@FREEUS1776
@FREEUS1776 3 ай бұрын
I love how Tim thinks the food on planes is something we care about. 90% of the public flies 2x a year on trips less than 5 hours in coach. We get pretzels and a diet coke
@michaelcarley9866
@michaelcarley9866 3 ай бұрын
Man I like that background.
@zephyrwinkle6552
@zephyrwinkle6552 3 ай бұрын
It reminds me of a 90s aerobic exercise set
@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4ep
@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4ep 3 ай бұрын
It was part of the set on a summer preview special filmed in February for a show called Talk Who-ah?
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 3 ай бұрын
Silver Lake Sand Dunes, West Michigan.(far from detroit, way better) Whistlindiesel did the red gwagon video there also
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 3 ай бұрын
My roadtrip wind turbine video, has the spot at the end 😅
@Local_landscaper
@Local_landscaper 3 ай бұрын
Cape cod ma.
@Cletus_the_Elder
@Cletus_the_Elder 3 ай бұрын
The riff connecting the in-flight meal mold and Biden's mental capacity is what people need to hear to come to their senses. Also, Tim's version of hoktuah girl at 57:29.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 3 ай бұрын
100% spot on i agree
@bidask123
@bidask123 3 ай бұрын
Tim's pivot from Gretchen Witmer to Helix mattresses is masterful. He is a master pivoter.
@slubducksounds4673
@slubducksounds4673 2 ай бұрын
'Have you had the skewer?'
@jayweiss4378
@jayweiss4378 3 ай бұрын
Tim is like a glass of wine after a hard days work…. Soothing the mind and the body
@w4rf4c39
@w4rf4c39 3 ай бұрын
I am shocked, appalled, horrified, and entertained all at once. I’m convinced the universe is just memeing
@bruhice6058
@bruhice6058 3 ай бұрын
God has a sense of humor, that’s why He had Jesus move the big rock in addition to being revived. Just so people would be even more stunned
@BossUitoh
@BossUitoh 3 ай бұрын
The lies and the lying liars are wonderful. Maddox, Cooper, Morning Douche Bag Joe, The View panel and number one,... The Black Tokyo Rose...Joy Reid are priceless.
@notsure725
@notsure725 3 ай бұрын
I’m a gay leprechaun 🏳️‍🌈🍀
@pokermitten9795
@pokermitten9795 3 ай бұрын
​@notsure725 that's so 2008
@natmanprime4295
@natmanprime4295 3 ай бұрын
those shadowy figures behind the scenes are full of memes
@desi4227
@desi4227 3 ай бұрын
It was a dazzling debate topped off by Jill patting his hand and giving him his participation trophy.
@BubuH-cq6km
@BubuH-cq6km 3 ай бұрын
just remember you seen "The Best version of Joe Biden" to date
@bvdrvg
@bvdrvg 3 ай бұрын
YOU DID IT JOE! YOU ANSWERED ALLLLLL OF THE QUESTIONS!
@Uarehere
@Uarehere 3 ай бұрын
​@@bvdrvgLOL, she has a PhD in education, and that's all she's got.
@nimamaghame983
@nimamaghame983 3 ай бұрын
As a Persian from Los Angeles."So Beverly Hills Persian Jew" is hilarious and accurate
@peachmelba1000
@peachmelba1000 3 ай бұрын
Gold plated everything?
@_Sj330
@_Sj330 3 ай бұрын
“Persian” fancy word for Iranian 😂
@EandJenius
@EandJenius 3 ай бұрын
You had me at big furry puss
@shayanlostflash
@shayanlostflash 2 ай бұрын
به به
@disturbedmoo
@disturbedmoo 2 ай бұрын
@_Sj330 lol right? By that logic, as a greek american, I am actually instead an Ionian Greek of the Delian League
@TheBasementDweller84
@TheBasementDweller84 2 ай бұрын
Tim's delivery is what is fucking hilarious. Then he backs it up with a bunch of periodic "punchlines" that are really just accurate observations and finished thoughts. A comedic genius!
@borkpit1969
@borkpit1969 2 ай бұрын
I'm an artist in L.A. and recently spent a week in New Mexico (where I'm from) trying to explain the art world to my cowboy family. Needless to say I was unsuccessful but all I really needed to do was send them this video. Thank you Tim for being the bridge we all need to span the gaping abyss of understanding between earnest, hard working but ignorant Americans and dead-eyed rich kids with no reason to exist.
@blameks9136
@blameks9136 3 ай бұрын
Can we get a live episode recorded at Cracker Barrel with Hawk Tuah as the guest??
@vurtechre
@vurtechre 3 ай бұрын
I'll be asleep when this drops but that won't stop Timmy boy from trolling my dreams with his rambling madness. god I can't wait
@CryptoDread
@CryptoDread 3 ай бұрын
Better than an ice cold Zima on a hot day In 1997!
@Klocaine237
@Klocaine237 3 ай бұрын
You called that right. Zimas on Friday working at a Body shop in Norfolk VA around 96
@RicArmstrong
@RicArmstrong 3 ай бұрын
I loved Zima back in the 90's. It was like Sprite but got you drunk😅
@Tommyk3576
@Tommyk3576 3 ай бұрын
Amen! Not a care in the world
@adamgardener8624
@adamgardener8624 3 ай бұрын
I was too young to drink back then, but the commercial always made me want a Zima
@RicArmstrong
@RicArmstrong 3 ай бұрын
@@adamgardener8624 Some liquor stores still sell it. Try one 👍
@mvinterlude
@mvinterlude 3 ай бұрын
Tim would be the ultimate kings hand
@IstariAzul777
@IstariAzul777 2 ай бұрын
Press secretary!! Make it FUN
@rjones6801
@rjones6801 2 ай бұрын
I legit went back and listened to the Morgan and Morgan ad again. One of the very few podcasts where I never skip an ad.
@TAGraham
@TAGraham 3 ай бұрын
old man won’t let go of the THING we forced him to take…CLASSIC😂
@brentgould958
@brentgould958 3 ай бұрын
No one forced Joe to run for president in 2020. The dems snuffed Bernie.
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 3 ай бұрын
loooool
@CommonScents952
@CommonScents952 3 ай бұрын
You know the THING
@PaulieWollyDoodleallday
@PaulieWollyDoodleallday 3 ай бұрын
The food is good
@anthonyrotola9905
@anthonyrotola9905 3 ай бұрын
There is but one whose rants I cannot live without and shes beez Auntie Timothy.
@Jsteward1979
@Jsteward1979 3 ай бұрын
Church has begun yes or yes. 🎉😂
@zainvohra4429
@zainvohra4429 3 ай бұрын
Yes
@mcolewalk
@mcolewalk 3 ай бұрын
Amen
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT 3 ай бұрын
Hallelujah
@rachelengstrom9120
@rachelengstrom9120 3 ай бұрын
Oh yes.
@bump112
@bump112 2 ай бұрын
Andrew Schultz hanging out with Lil Mabu is the funniest thing he's ever done....
@33moneyball
@33moneyball 2 ай бұрын
He’s so right about family/friends being years behind….i literally can’t imagine even attempting to wake any of them up to the realities of the world.
@Mark-cq4xr
@Mark-cq4xr 3 ай бұрын
Tim is carrying the torch of Rush Limbaugh
@AnisQiz
@AnisQiz 3 ай бұрын
Felt like a long week without Tim. 😔
@kensurrency2564
@kensurrency2564 3 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon: our daily dose of perspective.
@kushfrancis37
@kushfrancis37 3 ай бұрын
This is a top-tier episode, Tim. Thank you
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan 2 ай бұрын
_The Boomers' Last Dance_ is a great name for an 8-part Netflix documentary
@mizzop
@mizzop 3 ай бұрын
Watching this as I'm recovering from a near fatal car accident last night. If only I had Morgan and Morgan, but hey, life in the big city🤷🏿‍♂️🤙
@shaneb4923
@shaneb4923 3 ай бұрын
Your Right On Target Timmy Polo!! CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE!!’
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 3 ай бұрын
that full speech they hid... it would have made biden lookbad if trump used it for 2020 ads
@good_vibes_20
@good_vibes_20 3 ай бұрын
Tim is the new Rush Limbaugh. The delivery and Cadence. The moment. The honesty. Ol' El Rushbo' had his moments. What's up, Tim. You rock man.
@samanthasling341
@samanthasling341 3 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing. But, didn’t know if he would take that as an insult. Definitely not meant that way.
@good_vibes_20
@good_vibes_20 2 ай бұрын
@@samanthasling341 People didn't just listen to Rush Limbaugh because of politics. He was entertaining. he always explained that to people. In that same regards, Tim, is his own man. But he entertains well.
@SalamiCheeks
@SalamiCheeks 2 ай бұрын
I actually know a Chinese man named Wing Chawnigamina
@arkyandy9612
@arkyandy9612 3 ай бұрын
The only news worth watching. Was looking forward to it and delivered once again.
@J_THOR
@J_THOR 3 ай бұрын
To quote eric weinstein "if your child needed brain surgery, u wouldnt call upon Dr. Dre"
@zekelucente9702
@zekelucente9702 3 ай бұрын
What a great opening you’re right Tim this is an incredible time and there is much joy to be derived of it.
@collinsweeney-z9u
@collinsweeney-z9u 3 ай бұрын
"Weed, weed. Drugs, drugs. It's starting to make sense" 😂
@niveajones6400
@niveajones6400 2 ай бұрын
“Hamas embeds itself with the civilian population “😂 to start your Persian Bentley
@andremororo-fisher3096
@andremororo-fisher3096 2 ай бұрын
Didn’t get a notification for this one KZbin already playing games before election season
@ASE-CO82
@ASE-CO82 3 ай бұрын
I live in Aspen Tim would go insane if he hangs out here.
@jw6487
@jw6487 3 ай бұрын
Why good sir
@Obdaxazongaga
@Obdaxazongaga 2 ай бұрын
Because of the husk people. These dead eyed homunculi like to flock to the most beautiful parts of the country because they hope the scenery sparks something in their mostly dead hearts
@ASE-CO82
@ASE-CO82 2 ай бұрын
@@jw6487 The billionaires and Russian money should be enough.
@jw6487
@jw6487 2 ай бұрын
@@ASE-CO82 is it hype though? Fast times?
@duffradio
@duffradio 3 ай бұрын
Those first 3 minutes were masterful
@2010kgurl
@2010kgurl 3 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon emerged when Harambe was assassinated, marking the end of the empire, and I’m not convinced Tim isn’t his reincarnation…
@jenniferlamarche193
@jenniferlamarche193 2 ай бұрын
The reference to the mitchibishi extacsy brought me back 20 years
@SpaceGoat.
@SpaceGoat. 2 ай бұрын
Right!!
@jenniferlamarche193
@jenniferlamarche193 2 ай бұрын
@@SpaceGoat. flashbacks from the past. Rolls Royce Was my go to lol
@christianburrzGR3Y
@christianburrzGR3Y 2 ай бұрын
God damn I love this show!
@sketch2347
@sketch2347 3 ай бұрын
you know DELTA is hurting, if the company sorts through the moldy food and goes no no these pasta ones are still good.
@hamdinger7145
@hamdinger7145 3 ай бұрын
I had the lasagna
@paulyates3370
@paulyates3370 3 ай бұрын
OMG!!!! The NFT bit deserves world status comedy award, thanks for making my day.
@common_sense1567
@common_sense1567 3 ай бұрын
Pulp fiction adreneline shot!! 😂😂😂
@HonestTherapist
@HonestTherapist 3 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon is a national treasure
@TengwarMetal
@TengwarMetal 2 ай бұрын
No one paints a better mental picture of a scene or scenario than Tim!
@DocDanTheGuitarMan
@DocDanTheGuitarMan 3 ай бұрын
Tim. I’m laughing everyday. It’s priceless. I hope I keeps coming all summer long. We are so lucky to have this humor as the marrow is sucked from the country’s dying corpse.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 3 ай бұрын
Corpocracy is a real thing
@dingus6317
@dingus6317 2 ай бұрын
It's like the bread and circuses that occurred as Rome fell
@mariobudal8850
@mariobudal8850 3 ай бұрын
Lol! The takes on drill rap 🤣
@tdpay9015
@tdpay9015 3 ай бұрын
I agree. Let's all enjoy this showing of King Lear on the Potomac.
@trick7100
@trick7100 2 ай бұрын
I can’t believe anything I hear until Tim covers
@2bNIKEt1
@2bNIKEt1 3 ай бұрын
Bill Maher said about Biden: “He had a bad night.” Same as people saying Delta serving mold as “It was just a bad flight.”
@33moneyball
@33moneyball 2 ай бұрын
Delta was correct…they don’t serve moldy food as a rule. Biden is falling apart and incapable of debate on his best day.
@Jeff-tt7wj
@Jeff-tt7wj 3 ай бұрын
Love today’s outfit. It brings that feisty energy that fits the moment.
@singerd0697
@singerd0697 3 ай бұрын
I liked the previous sidekick who used to sit with Tim and laugh
@MUSCLETAKEOVER
@MUSCLETAKEOVER 3 ай бұрын
The best news commentary source 😂🤣😂
@mkader2494
@mkader2494 3 ай бұрын
"Find what you can find in the rubble; and move on." You're the sage of this era, Mr Dillon.
@bgbuilds2712
@bgbuilds2712 2 ай бұрын
This podcast is like if you took Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and Paris Hilton and put them all in a blender. 😅
@friendsofcoal
@friendsofcoal 2 ай бұрын
I do love the people that are shocked by the recent events- we were screaming this in 2019 and people were so high on their jabs they couldn’t even conceive Joe was impaired
@OpHop973
@OpHop973 3 ай бұрын
Tim buddy. A woman executive at Porsche threw her newborn out the window because "it would affect her position at Porsche". And you're talking about Biden and the Hawk Tuah. Cmon man!
@buttersstotch4956
@buttersstotch4956 3 ай бұрын
That happened like a year ago she was just sentenced like yesterday. So the original story is too old and the update is too new for it to make the pod. That’s a great topic for Tim tho I would like to hear his thoughts on it. Also she got only 7 years which is fucking crazy. I guess our country is slowly devaluing the worth of babies and letting mothers just slaughter them at will so I shouldn’t be surprised 😂. She would’ve got atleast 15 if she killed a homeless meth addict but she can throw her baby out the window and not even get a murder charge. She was charged with manslaughter for some dumbass reason.
@OpHop973
@OpHop973 3 ай бұрын
@@buttersstotch4956 yeah I guess I didn't think about the timing. Maybe he'll do it on the patron
@buttersstotch4956
@buttersstotch4956 3 ай бұрын
@@OpHop973 yeah I forget podcasts are prerecorded a lot cuz you assume it was recorded the day they released it cuz you don’t think of the editing and them banking episodes for when they are on the road. Some pods will pre record like 5 in one day
@thomaswheeler6053
@thomaswheeler6053 3 ай бұрын
THE BEST ONE DOING IT SHOUT OUT TO TIM DILLON
@TaraConti
@TaraConti 2 ай бұрын
Ahh Mitsubishis! You’re bringing me back Timmy! ❤
@SpaceGoat.
@SpaceGoat. 2 ай бұрын
Glorious!!!
@lustbubo4638
@lustbubo4638 3 ай бұрын
I was just listening to Tim while I was at the beach and now he's at the beach
@TruthDefenderPodcast
@TruthDefenderPodcast 3 ай бұрын
I got excited. I thought it was out already. 17 hrs to go? FUUUUCK
@purplemediocre
@purplemediocre 3 ай бұрын
😢
@Myllys2
@Myllys2 3 ай бұрын
It's available now
@William2Firearms
@William2Firearms 3 ай бұрын
Were you able to survive long enough to hear the show?
@TruthDefenderPodcast
@TruthDefenderPodcast 2 ай бұрын
@@William2Firearms Barely
@taylah1218
@taylah1218 3 ай бұрын
My 30th birthday this week, what a time to be alive. Best birthday present ever with this episode; glad we have our Narrator in Chief in these trying/circusy times. Currently watching this on day 3 of the Big 4th of July Boomer Bash with the whole family, waiting in the car for the parents to stop arguing over how to fit ALL the patriotic stuff into the car, and putting the taco dip on the right tray, to then go hang out with my upper-middle-class aunt, uncle 'n cousins in town from Arkansas. Which, once at the lakehouse, should be nice in theory, but in reality will be filled with "riveting" conversations about what the true Patriots think about the border crisis, why do geys need their own month, and yes HawkTua girl. ...Happy Murica Weekend everyone
@pumpupthevolume4775
@pumpupthevolume4775 3 ай бұрын
Can't think of many worse ways to spend the weekend.
@libertywilly7519
@libertywilly7519 3 ай бұрын
Beautiful word picture
@libertywilly7519
@libertywilly7519 3 ай бұрын
Beautiful word picture
@taylah1218
@taylah1218 3 ай бұрын
@@pumpupthevolume4775 it's rough lol
@bruhice6058
@bruhice6058 3 ай бұрын
We wish you well
@Blazeette
@Blazeette 3 ай бұрын
my day is instantly better
@akilstokes3683
@akilstokes3683 3 ай бұрын
I’m hope this new Tim Dillion is here to stay🔥🔥
@jamezdean113
@jamezdean113 3 ай бұрын
Haven’t seen Tim this on point in a couple years, good to see
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