#185

[@TimDillonShow]

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[@a.k.4o]

Is this studio in tim's gaping hole?

[@lordcommander993]

Lol Tim literally called on point the Syria thing . 55 min time stamp

[@curtisnucmed]

Ah a simpler time. No pandemic. Portland was still a nice place to visit.

[@alberthjakobsen7590]

Zoh

[@troyberkheimer4613]

@@a.k.4o

[@j.b.7133]

The decor matches his taste in comedy. A dark bottomless abyss with the only light being himself

[@andrewlaco1776]

Underrated accurate comment. Tim has escaped the black lodge and created his own.

[@teddylifer]

It's like the sunken place podcast💯

[@narcoskeptic]

He should name the studio The BlackPill

[@j.b.7133]

roach lung recordings He should just call it “Black Cube” or “The Abyss”, or maybe “Zero Dark Thirty”, or “The Dark Knight” none of those are trademarked, so feel free Tim!

[@Football__Junkie]

The allegory of the comedy cave

[@redpalace2494]

"Stop posting libertarian memes if you live with your mother." God, I want this man to run for office.

[@ICXC_33]

Red Palace fun fact, the person who spawned that ideology lived at his mother’s house while writing his magnum opus, the Wealth of Nations. Also, I will be writing Tim Dillon’s name on my presidential primary ballot in the coming months.

[@Cuyt24]

Socialist scum who post memes while living with their mother is honest. They are scum though and she be removed from society.

[@DescendingBlade]

Living with their mother is a socialist game.

[@stevenlangeathx]

💯

[@rexstout8177]

@@ICXC_33 Fun fact - Adam Smith didn't spawn Libertarianism, and wouldn't agree with it if he was around today. It's as wrong a summary of Smiths politics as claiming Bentham founding the Bolsheviks.

[@Sprite_525]

Tim is life. Tim is love. Tim is working at Best Buy.

[@Trapsarentgay133]

Doing fake business

[@gabrielkessay6629]

I'm saying

[@tuprincipe]

@@gabrielkessay6629I’ll tell ya

[@antonyroberts4438]

"Boomers by the way are the first generation to have a shit ton of life experience and no wisdom" Tim Dillon

[@Football__Junkie]

Antony Roberts I love the contempt for the Boomers

[@ericmcgee2386]

This is true

[@Peadeymclovin]

that's a quote

[@theflowerhead]

That is genius.

[@catnipcommander6554]

Yoo

[@nickcasillas3395]

Tim is my favorite gay comic. Byran callen is my second.

[@thesixthestate4274]

Why are you putting people into groups? Can't they just be comedians? Are you a bigot?

[@justinfuzzyhat]

Ari* not Callens

[@Gyork_]

@@thesixthestate4274 The other reason could be to give some sense to his punch line but that's just a theory.

[@bsilano]

@@thesixthestate4274 Nick Casillas got a thumbs UP bc of your sick libtard comment. It's his first amendment right to say whatever he FEELS and wants!

[@JamesTheAxeThrower]

The number one gay comic is Theo von

[@DWZukowski]

"They want him for genocide, but he loves infinity pools." Pure gold.

[@guitarnutbolinuli9875]

Tim Dillon makes more sense than almost anything else on the internet.

[@Junkmailcrusades]

his philosophical outlook on life is the correct one

[@Cuyt24]

Tim looks like an assistant manager at Best Buy.

[@irvinghenriquez8231]

LMAO

[@JosephusAurelius]

I’m dead hahahahaha

[@nmeyers92]

I like his red polo better.

[@alexmendoza9645]

Assistant to the manager

[@tommyoneill9761]

😂😂

[@jexterwest8454]

Aretha Franklin was like wtf did I do 😂

[@Goldenspiderducck]

“And, you know….hey.” - Marcus Aurelius

[@randylahey5463]

This is the stuff I look forward to on Sunday. I should be going to Mass and saving my soul but instead I choose to watch a hunk of Irish soda-bread and his little twink producer talk about Jeff Epstein for two hours

[@moonlit6311]

Hey. This IS church. Bottoms up! 🍷

[@andrewlaco1776]

Feels good man. 🥂🍻👌

[@MattAndTaniaKlecker]

It’s your destiny!

[@Sprite_525]

Life in the big city

[@evanboyer5928]

are they a couple?

[@stevejobs8751]

This podcast was filmed inside Ari Shaffir's soul

[@j.b.7133]

Steve Jobs You win the internet today

[@andrewlaco1776]

Luckily his soul does not contain the new Avenge Sevenfold album.

[@shoonger001]

@@andrewlaco1776 a7x doesn't have any soul...

[@homelander2243]

Ari was correct

[@William2Firearms]

B hole

[@nicolasjosephs9910]

He’s poisoned a river in China, he’s being accused of genocide, but he loves infinity pools 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Tim is the fucking funniest comedian alive right now

[@andrewsmith5757]

I love when Tim makes fun of Ben's radio voice.

[@sealevelbear]

#metoo

[@BasedTexans]

" I did dmt and tried to sell the aliens condos " please make that shirt.

[@sa.8208]

timestep?

[@adamkornreich2732]

@@sa.8208 1:11

[@sa.8208]

@@adamkornreich2732 cheers dude, one of the best rants haha its 1.1.11 :)

[@taxRe]

It’s a stunning estate

[@Termitater1994]

@@taxReDo you want it or not?

[@janhenkel4459]

I ate an edible and am now fondly recalling my childhood under the fatherly tutelage of Kobe Bryant.

[@LordTempist]

This video deserves to be a Master class in real estate, personal grooming, cultural anthropology, phrenology, socialization, and philosophy. I feel like this is something people would buy. So sell it. You'll feel better, we'll feel better, and nothing will change. Nothing. Except they will have less money.

[@cameronfosselman6983]

I like how Tim just rants to his homeless IT guy

[@TrevorTrove]

In terms of iconic rants in one episode, this might be the top

[@johnrobertson421]

240p because I'm early thats life in the big city

[@j.b.7133]

kidou33 migraines + opiod life + Dillon. That’s my daily routine. Life in the big city

[@MrsLady-jt4qt]

This looks like a straight up interrogation room. Kind of reminds me of a crime film

[@porquee]

I love when he interrogates his underling about the way he talks

[@banecastle8772]

he's been in my recommended for a while and I was like "who is this bum?" he's the best is who apparently

[@basicfeelings8375]

"You can do acid and be a materialistic piece of shit, I did it for years" And to say the whole podcasts is all made of golden sentences like this

[@mikeanderson2747]

Fast forward, they did end up finding maxwell in a stunning estate. Keep it up Tim

[@smokedgouda1155]

1:11:05 I heard this for the first time on a flight and i absolutely lost it. Everyone was looking at me waiting for my next move. Just skipped back and laughed nonstop for about 20 minutes

[@timeherenowbe3126]

The only podcast on earth where you look forward to the ads! The wallet ad was hilarious!

[@troyg6968]

Who would’ve guessed that Tim would call the Putin/Ukraine gig 2 years ago via a ridge wallet ad. What a visionary

[@YoungSantasGroupie]

his ridge wallet ad reads make life worth living

[@mattmurray517]

Ridge wallet yummm

[@DCSniper1]

The Ridge Wallet ad read is an all timer. Holy shit.

[@Aphasia17]

The weed segment literally made me question what I've been doing the past 17 years...

[@janhenkel4459]

I wouldn't take it too seriously. He's a comic, sober and a New Yorker, which means that he can't help but disdain weed, mostly because it's not very conducive to earning the money that he knows too well that he'll never make.

[@janhenkel4459]

@ It doesn't affect everyone the same way. Of course, it's a bad idea to consume industrial quantities on a daily basis and yes, constantly talking about weed is an irritating habit. Personally, I have no problem exercising or interacting with people after eating an edible, I find the latter somewhat easier even. Am I exceedingly proud of using it? No. If I fail to do things that I ought to, I can assure you that it's not because of the drug.

[@Existential_Dread]

Jan Henkel People are forgetting he said it was a bit.

[@janhenkel4459]

​@@Existential_Dread Of course, but in their defense, he didn't seem all that sincere when he said it was a bit.

[@leorickt.9604]

@@Existential_Dread yeah but its pretty much a known truth that for a lot of people smoking weed does nothing but waste time

[@yadig9227]

What a fucking gem of an episode

[@calwiggums3319]

Turning so many frowns upside-down.. Dillon slays

[@disconnected22]

On either end, you got the classic porch shows, the random BnBcasts, and the current highway shades and hat setup. But for me, deep in the heart of Corona madness back then, it was all about these Black Pit Of the Abyss shows...

[@Hi.my.name.is.]

His last 3 rants on this one need to go into the Library of Congress.. have to watch this one every 6 months or so lol.

[@drewstaples9648]

God damn I love this podcast!! And if you haven't seen him live yet you're missing out!!

[@s.solomon6534]

You were SPOT ON about G. Max! LOL (49:10) "Someone" gifted her a modest New England cottage and she was just living there trying to lead a normal life; away from the harsh scrutiny of the public.....

[@Conker187777]

So if I poison a river then I can buy a 30M penthouse on park ave? Sign me up

[@OffGridInvestor]

Cyanide used to refine gold. Particularly if they're mining gold dust instead of nuggets. It's ended up in the bottom of open pit mines here in Australia. Water is green.

[@jmcfootball96]

Here from the future. This is a top episode all time lowkey

[@jesse7157]

I'm still waiting on my low cost high quality jewelry

[@riddeit]

Jesse Richards low quality high cost very important to remember 😂

[@ZaDowlan]

Yea as someone that consumes cannabis but don't talk about it all the time, I find pot culture super annoying these days.

[@boylibrary3533]

For real bro it’s like no man I don’t want to smoke with you I’m just trying to smoke this and play dark souls 3

[@mikelong3460]

As the guy who grows at home and works at a dispensary i find it hilarious and have to agree.

[@yourneighborhoodxenos]

That "Million Dollar Fisting" nearly ruined my calligraphy 💀

[@carrieannefaithfull2044]

DEAD

[@MrAhuraMazda]

"Ari Shaffir is the type of friend we all need to grow out of." Thats the best take I've read on the internet regarding Ari

[@Ryan-oq7oq]

I laughed at the tweet . Was he not accused of rape ?blood evidence ? Settled out of court? 70 children die in a school bus in Yemen from American weapons ? Any outcry ? What if all these kids were future NBA player then would anybody care ? He threw a ball in a basket amazing!!!!

[@MrAhuraMazda]

@@Ryan-oq7oq wrong fight to pick. I know the Kobe case inside and out. The accuser was on medication for schizophrenia. She attempted suicide multiple times before this incident. She hung out with her manager after the "rape" and the manager noticed nothing wrong (keep in mind the accusations were violent, bloody, forced rape, not "date rape." According to her she was brutalized, choked and bloodied without consent. The manager said she was fine). The next day she took a rape kit at the police department, they found the semen and pubic hair of a white man whom she had sex with that same night after the Kobe incident. She was caught lying to police about the events that transpired in the hotel after the incident. And she didnt "settle" anything. You cannot settle a criminal case. She refused to testify, which is quite different. She refused to testify cause she didnt want to be cross examined, cause her story was shit. She settled the CIVIL case which is not a knock on Kobe, but a knock of her for taking money over justice. Had she gone through with the case, the only person who would suffer is Kobes reputation. Instead she took the money and agreed to keep her greedy mouth shut. Sounds exactly what a victim of bloody, violent rape would do.

[@MrAhuraMazda]

@@Ryan-oq7oq im sure you mourned those 70 children yourself. So youre gonna use that as a jumping off point to justify someone dancing over the grave of an American icon?? That's not a strong argument. Even 9/11 pails in comparison to what America has done overseas, not the least included murdering 1 million Iraqis and propping up the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia. So we shouldnt mourn 9/11 victims either?? Solid argument dude

[@MrAhuraMazda]

@Christian Slater nah whats lame is dancing over the grave of someone and calling it comedy. The majority of people rightfully support the outrage to such a tasteless unfunny joke. But dont worry, if and when Ari gets killed I'll be back dancing on his grave. See if you think that's lame. Im will have zero problems with that. Im not a moral arbiter. If what he said was funny, id laugh. It wasnt. But it'll be funny if he gets it. THAT would be hysterical. Given he's such a master at trolling death.

[@Ryan-oq7oq]

@@MrAhuraMazda I don't even like Ari but it's hilarious how mad people get over one life ..what makes him an icon again he put a ball in a basket swoosh hes a hero !! On any given day I'm sure 1000s of hero's are vacummed out of another hero vagina ...nobody cares this will all pass when the next outrage comes along ...typical...if you did nothing wrong why pay out money? 🤔

[@drewtap]

the ridge ad read was the greatest ad for any company i’ve ever heard

[@bunnymama6851]

Congrats on 50k subscribers! Love you guys.

[@CoolAdam247]

Wow look at our boy now 😎👍

[@mlarktar]

I usually skip the commercials but Tim makes everything interesting

[@pessf400]

“You’re eating a cereal someone bought for you” 🤣

[@sigmacentauri6191]

Stuck in my head like a song with only one line... a stunning Estate, a stunning Estate, A stunning estate, a stunning estate, a stunning estate...

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

greatest closing bit of any of these shows. watching it again in Sept 2021. LOLz

[@tassospappas8915]

Guy on the laptop has the best job ever

[@chrisludwig7964]

You mean the Young Jamie wannabe?? Check yoself foo!

[@sealevelbear]

Ben is the producer.

[@CH-ml4rz]

chris ludwig Any producer is imitating YJ? What a world u must live in.

[@chrisludwig7964]

@@CH-ml4rz I was simply comparing the significance and coolness of the job. Saying YJ has a cooler job in comparison.

[@DavidCollins-yf5lc]

I’m still laughing at the Aretha Franklin joke lol

[@ryanofottawa]

Kobe was like a father to me. I never met him.

[@joshtooley9441]

that last speech was beautiful and inspirational. So much wisdom and knowledge.

[@filmerd]

Tim ranting in the dark is a beautiful thing

[@justinfuzzyhat]

Low cost, high quality

[@jeremiah893]

i heard Tim dillion pees siting down and takes a dump standing up their was a bazooka joe comic book strip on it years ago

[@andrewlaco1776]

Lol

[@CERBERUS1O8]

51:00 one of the very best ads haha

[@HashtagBassCovers]

Recently discovering Tim and this bit is one of the funniest bits on KZbin him rattling off tragic scenarios for Tracy followed by it's a real knife fight ruined me in the best way

[@Dad_Brad]

I feel satisfied when Tim rips on real estate agents and cruise ship people. I’m not gonna say why, but it all makes sense now.

[@chillin0715]

I really liked the porch.

[@austinmaez7862]

Don’t worry Tem I used the word “Code” when I bought my Ridge Wallet.

[@BasilHagens]

Tim: "sometimes I wonder if there's impressionable people that watch this" Me: gets reported for every essay since listening to the TDS

[@tech1238]

Now i’ve watched the back catalogue, i like to pick a random episode and rewatch

[@brooksysdead]

Ever since young Benjamin left , the show sadly just hasn't had the same magic anymore. I frequently come back and rematch all these older episodes and relive how awsome these were every week. Good memories lol

[@ChristinaFromFlint]

Who's here for Sunday Morning Church with THE Rev?

[@s4v4nt]

The start of this is so perfect

[@WitzyZed]

studybeats Hah?!

[@ianoshaughnessy4601]

Tim needs to find the Architectural Digest KZbin page it’s wild

[@fellopiantube7607]

one of the greatest episodes

[@stellar7760]

Tim, you’re looking slender in your Best Buy uni, buddy; screw the haters! 😍

[@BillHirsch1417]

Tim is the only podcaster that i wont skip ads on, like there are some fuckin GEMS in these ads. I got ridge wallet and now im engaged to a beautiful woman i met at the bar, who is faithful to me but pleads with me that i dont need to be faithful to her, cause ya know im so handsome and successful

[@jwolff1991]

Tim was on 🔥🔥 this episode haha

[@absolem8098]

why are they at men in black HQ?

[@Fimbulwinter2]

Tim filming from his favorite location; the dark corner of a corporate steakhouse.

[@x-hunter1965]

Thank god it's here.

[@porquee]

I was just listening to the podcast before but watching him gesticulate makes this so much better

[@Jeremy-ob4gm]

Once Timmy gets a new hairstyle we’ll know he’s bigtime. Mark my words.

[@mickeypierson2]

Tim Dillon is my new life coach

[@hobobluesclown7337]

😂 “THAT’S why people are angry?!” I fucking LOVE Tim Dillon!!!

[@nonoahhh]

Yes, thats correct absolutely no sunlight in the underground dungeon. all cash or no buy .

[@AnorexicShark]

tim i neeeded this

[@catvssnake6639]

damn you're good tim. much wisdom here.

[@movememan]

This camera angle is somehow perfect

[@kidsister316]

vincent. noooooo! it's giving me fucking veritgo!

[@simulatedentropy5768]

No

[@richardadams6793]

This is a masterful visual mix: the star gilded up, and the aftermath in the shadows

[@billy6464]

"don't watch the news, the news is not your friend" is some pretty A1 advice in modern culture

[@LOVEHIPPO32]

Best podcast

[@sethjoyner391]

If Tim goes into best buy with a megaphone and begins preaching illuminati conspiracies

[@randallhubbard6342]

This is greater than any netflix special

[@kidsister316]

me: sitting here thinking Tim would have a real shot at real estate in L.A. in between gigs to save up money to move to Florida, meanwhile sitting here listening to Tim spitting truth about high end real estate in L.A. and surrounding area. getting weird out here in these parts

[@kidsister316]

@something clever if he could get over that huge hurtle that you would feel like you're selling your soul

[@OffGridInvestor]

With his recent "FAKE BUSINESS" and saying that he doesn't have a real estate license but LIKES CALLING these people and likes them to be shallow.... and HAVING BEEN a salesman.... I think HE WILL BECOME a real estate agent in the side.... and do gigs and then buy himself A STUNNING ESTATE regardless of his old credit rating.

[@matthopper9637]

the most inspiring conversation ever

[@jebjed3998]

"we gatta get an HDMI cable" -- WOOOH slow down there this is getting to high tech for my blood.

[@Freddy_v]

“RIP Kobe, RIP Ari, goodnight.” Hahahah god fucking damnit Tim Dillion. I love you. That’s the greatest ending I’ve ever heard.

[@SKELOO]

I’m here for the ‘stunning estate!’ 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣

[@WallhacksYT]

5:17 thought I was watching history hyenas for a second

[@skilletburritos8464]

thats just life in the big city, NYC, it is what it bro. Don't sweat the technique.

[@marycallahan2334]

Lyle Alzedo Tim Dillon & History Hyenas are born and raised New York comedians. They are the voices that make me think a little and laugh a lot!

[@natemarx4999]

"What are you laughing about?"

[@thebidendotwin2926]

Internet raging is the new emo cutting

[@Alex-dk1um]

Top 5 episode of all time ♥️

[@nayaleezy]

traveling back in time to listen to episode 185 in 2021

[@paulc4091]

Tim please make real estate show

[@LittleOrbit42]

Does this show have video now? Goddammit best podcast ever.

[@whitekony1006]

Far Cry Realty hosted by Pagan Min lol

[@hawk9664]

That "shape of skulls" bit got me good.

[@kibbkibbe1115]

ok, I'm sold. I think I kinda like this.