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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

Күн бұрын

This week Tim talks the cult obsession over Tesla and Elon Musk, nearly getting sucked into a New York apartment scam, and goes off on people who can't stop talking about how they beat the virus.
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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 3 жыл бұрын
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@Tacit_Tern
@Tacit_Tern 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, man... This is crazy. I would love to hear you address this topic someday. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rX6md2WbqpZ3Zqc Ps. 18:50 Verifiable fact.
@bryanbliesener5112
@bryanbliesener5112 3 жыл бұрын
TIM I NEED TO STAY AT THIS FUCKIN SHIT KUMP PLEASE TELL EVDERYONE ADDRESS ILL STAY IN IT LIKE NO ONE EVER STAYED IN IT BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@michaeljackson8390
@michaeljackson8390 3 жыл бұрын
@Just Matty 😱!💉Scary reactions to the mderna vax.xine! Share ! Wake up! Vid on my channel ! 😰😫
@briansmith2492
@briansmith2492 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Rocks!! 🤘
@cashedoutmyluck
@cashedoutmyluck 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I saw gavi for a sponsor 💉
@TomTomTom87
@TomTomTom87 3 жыл бұрын
The lesbian vs gay guy beef is a tale as old as time
@YeaJon
@YeaJon 3 жыл бұрын
That's what this is a classic case of gay vs lesbian
@Prod_D
@Prod_D 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljackson8390 SHUSSHHHHHHHHHHH.
@GrizzleeHair
@GrizzleeHair 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljackson8390 SHUT UP!!! And stop spamming
@scottp.548
@scottp.548 3 жыл бұрын
This case needs to go to Judge Judy for punitive and emotional distress damages.
@angelotro
@angelotro 3 жыл бұрын
If you are neither, its good to stay clear; no eye contact, no sudden moves.
@ericdouglas7039
@ericdouglas7039 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is 100 percent correct about the 400 dollar cleaning fee.
@dcsc1
@dcsc1 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@andrewwoodward8563
@andrewwoodward8563 3 жыл бұрын
Yea that's ridiculous. Clean it you fools. It's an exorbitant amount of money.
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
I spend $400 to stay in a hostel for 2 weeks.
@CaptainKilluminati
@CaptainKilluminati 3 жыл бұрын
400 dollar cleaning fee?!? they better bleach my asshole
@scottp.548
@scottp.548 3 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainKilluminati and then toss my salad.
@gabes3dvideos
@gabes3dvideos 3 жыл бұрын
Quite bold of Ben to use Nancy Pelosi’s laptop on the show.
@mistykohtakangas
@mistykohtakangas 3 жыл бұрын
Hahah nice!
@michaeljackson8390
@michaeljackson8390 3 жыл бұрын
@@mistykohtakangas 😱!💉Scary reactions to the mderna vax.xine! Share ! Wake up! Vid on my channel ! 😰😫
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 3 жыл бұрын
💀☠️💀☠️💀💀☠️💀💀☠️💀
@brandonsc.dmath5538
@brandonsc.dmath5538 3 жыл бұрын
An excerpt from the book: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected Comments from The Tim J. Dillon Show
@hugomaritz692
@hugomaritz692 3 жыл бұрын
5 points to you good sir!
@zsom1987
@zsom1987 3 жыл бұрын
I left the JRE and switched to the TDS and never looked back
@javedoy2404
@javedoy2404 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly have tried to continue watching JRE but Spotify just doesn't have the infrastructure to host his shows without issues. I've given up as well.
@Xr3737
@Xr3737 3 жыл бұрын
out of site out of mind. joey rogs is going down
@rodsavage8275
@rodsavage8275 3 жыл бұрын
Same, also watch Mark normands podcast I think they're equally funny and entertaining.
@harrietkumah8549
@harrietkumah8549 3 жыл бұрын
@@javedoy2404 yeah i miss the whole youtube experience especially the comment section and Rogan isn't even funny enough for me to stay.
@silentsam222
@silentsam222 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, it’s all doctors and marine biologists now and very little comedians, if they make off color jokes, he’ll ‘what?’ the joke to death; and I used to love it 🤷🏼‍♂️
@CalebSlain
@CalebSlain 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Tim Dillon is now the funniest person in America.
@ericmceachin6375
@ericmceachin6375 3 жыл бұрын
He gives me gay Sam Kinnison vibes. Love Timmy D!!
@mansamusamusictinatbonat2670
@mansamusamusictinatbonat2670 3 жыл бұрын
I just watched the last episode of him moving to Texas and I agree.
@Dolcesin
@Dolcesin 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@collinbarnard207
@collinbarnard207 3 жыл бұрын
I took a break from a lot of KZbin content around the election but I finally came back and Tim is as hilarious as ever. For months I’ve been subscribed to his patreon and I only listened to a few of the episodes on there yet I refuse to cancel my membership. Love supporting this dude
@MonsieurDrobot
@MonsieurDrobot 3 жыл бұрын
Verified!
@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n
@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever designed the neon sign nailed it, it’s cool as fuck
@danieldoughty
@danieldoughty 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@stevus23
@stevus23 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I absolutely love it
@4242Chucknorris
@4242Chucknorris 3 жыл бұрын
Would be cool if he sold mini versions of the sign as merch
@grantguillemette813
@grantguillemette813 3 жыл бұрын
Epstein vibes LOL
@sc6520
@sc6520 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like the Kyle kulinski one just not in a DC tunnel
@ronhitler-barassi2624
@ronhitler-barassi2624 3 жыл бұрын
AirBnB is being so homophobic about this
@1stblackpm
@1stblackpm 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh is that your real name?
@ronhitler-barassi2624
@ronhitler-barassi2624 3 жыл бұрын
@@1stblackpm Unfortunately LOL! I have a friend named Wayne Bennett-Trotsky
@angelotro
@angelotro 3 жыл бұрын
"AirBnB Is Being So Homophobic About This" sounds like an ANB song title. Word.
@henrylicious
@henrylicious 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronhitler-barassi2624 How many times have you been reported in Facebook? Lol.
@skreign
@skreign 3 жыл бұрын
Cancel them *now*
@Evan03Grimes
@Evan03Grimes 3 жыл бұрын
Ben makes this podcast twice as funny with minimal effort
@niziggz
@niziggz 3 жыл бұрын
When Tim's brain is spiraling down a black hole and suddenly takes an even darker turn, Ben's background "BWAHA!" outbursts are just gold
@yodythewoadie
@yodythewoadie 3 жыл бұрын
It's such a a shame that his podcast with his brother Jace and comedian Kevin Tienken was ended 3 weeks ago because he became too cool and has no time for such trivial efforts now. Brain Jail, along with Tim Dillon, and Cumtown are forever top 3 God tier pods. kzbin.info/door/TitX4VcP0Oq-FWs3o3dtdw
@pareja90210
@pareja90210 3 жыл бұрын
Especially after him and his wife left the Church and began to bathe under Tim's light.
@bunating
@bunating 3 жыл бұрын
@@yodythewoadie Is that why BrainJail stopped all of a sudden with no explanation? I knew Ben was getting increasingly busy with the Tim Dillon Pod but thought they were just taking a break since Jace got Covid (hope he's recovering well). That really sucks. I liked hearing Kevin, Jace & Ben a lot.
@yodythewoadie
@yodythewoadie 3 жыл бұрын
@@bunating yeah they posted on the IG that it was due to Ben's schedule. Kevin is plotting on starting something again soon. I hope they just pick it back up and record without Ben, he could be a guest now and then. Honestly I had put Brain Jail at #1, above TTDS in my top 3.
@hexagongraphics2525
@hexagongraphics2525 3 жыл бұрын
When Rogan left KZbin I couldn't be bothered to follow. When Tim gets removed, I'm going where he going.
@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n
@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n 3 жыл бұрын
But he shouldn’t, just like Joe shouldn’t have. All I think of when I think of Joe taking the 100 mil is Tim and Eric’s billion dollar movie when they keep saying random shit and then insert “a billion dollars”. The only reason Joe is on Spotify despite anything he says is “100 million dollars”
@kmking5600
@kmking5600 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is smart rogan is a caveman
@boot2themoon
@boot2themoon 3 жыл бұрын
Patreon $5 a month well worth it
@sneed3613
@sneed3613 3 жыл бұрын
@@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n I don't think Timmy boy will. He makes damn good money just on Patreon.
@slimeeeeeeeeeeeaz
@slimeeeeeeeeeeeaz 3 жыл бұрын
mad respect for not downloading an app for absolutely no reason
@Mark-jr6ld
@Mark-jr6ld 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon, a young *patriot* who is just trying to conduct business appropriately.
@liltiddy186
@liltiddy186 3 жыл бұрын
Is this real business or fake business?
@fatguybob2778
@fatguybob2778 3 жыл бұрын
@@liltiddy186 it’s real fake business
@Stoney-Jacksman
@Stoney-Jacksman 9 күн бұрын
yung pat dil
@beermansf9791
@beermansf9791 3 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing more entertaining than Lesbians fighting with a gay dude .
@FFuckYouTube
@FFuckYouTube 3 жыл бұрын
lesbe-honest
@jeremiahnovember2617
@jeremiahnovember2617 3 жыл бұрын
@@FFuckKZbin 😂
@matthewrillera224
@matthewrillera224 3 жыл бұрын
Tale as old as time
@StripedAssedApe
@StripedAssedApe 3 жыл бұрын
The lesbians will realize, too late, that they never stood a chance from the start
@jackfiercetree5205
@jackfiercetree5205 3 жыл бұрын
@@StripedAssedApe the dominance gays hold over Lesbians is proof "patriarchy" is a necessity.
@moshev.4705
@moshev.4705 3 жыл бұрын
there are no sweeter words to hear than "ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show"
@topdhen
@topdhen 3 жыл бұрын
Outside of the the words “ here’s your refund “ then yes, you’re absolutely correct
@consciousmachine413
@consciousmachine413 3 жыл бұрын
i also enjoy "Good morning, beautiful people!" ( who knows?)
@dococtagon8771
@dococtagon8771 3 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Kuuuuuuump." is equally sweet
@brentbarrus9754
@brentbarrus9754 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is my shoulder devil personified.
@angelotro
@angelotro 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. And when he puts the shades on, I know I'm going to hell.
@thescoobymike
@thescoobymike 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Matanumi
@Matanumi 3 жыл бұрын
TIM DILLON SENDIN YOU TO HELL
@level1dodo896
@level1dodo896 3 жыл бұрын
Ben is the angel, wearing white
@Mrpeely1
@Mrpeely1 3 жыл бұрын
Ax. Cacaxacadcaxaa
@susie7336
@susie7336 3 жыл бұрын
“Life is a Pandora’s box of horrah.”
@gottafunk4646
@gottafunk4646 3 жыл бұрын
Hara
@headfullofacid8088
@headfullofacid8088 3 жыл бұрын
It sure is
@cullenbroadcast
@cullenbroadcast 3 жыл бұрын
This is the new t-shirt.
@susie7336
@susie7336 3 жыл бұрын
I say it the same way but didn’t notice how bad my accent was until he said horror. 🤦🏽‍♀️
@russellm1883
@russellm1883 3 жыл бұрын
"Life is little more than the subjugation of pain" -Big Lenny
@harshman121092
@harshman121092 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to this while practicing piano accompaniment for church choir. So I’m hearing “BLUDGEON A COP WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER” over The First Noel. Just a lovely combo for the upcoming holidays
@sspandchange
@sspandchange 2 ай бұрын
how’d the choir go
@joeydurham2216
@joeydurham2216 3 жыл бұрын
I want a compilation just of all the times Tim has said “Airbnb”
@Wandering_Chemist
@Wandering_Chemist 3 жыл бұрын
Like right now!! Lol 😂
@alexl.4362
@alexl.4362 3 жыл бұрын
Best way to live.
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. And that's a lot. 🤔
@michaeljackson8390
@michaeljackson8390 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wandering_Chemist 😱!💉Scary reactions to the mderna vax.xine! Share ! Wake up! Vid on my channel ! 😰😫
@milesmccall2301
@milesmccall2301 3 жыл бұрын
They should honestly be paying the man.
@ellenbro1852
@ellenbro1852 3 жыл бұрын
The way Tim talks about his AirBnB experience is so full of righteous indignation that I feel like I’m at war along with him. Personally very relatable, even if hilariously unhinged. Yes or yes.
@colematthews7535
@colematthews7535 3 жыл бұрын
I love and hate Airbnb. Have stayed in hands down, the coolest places, but I also almost got shot in Jackson Mississippi and couldn’t get a refund after spending an hour and a half in a hood which I paid $150 for the night.
@tonyd3057
@tonyd3057 3 жыл бұрын
I stayed at a very similar airbnb last year. Very pretentious... feminist artwork everywhere....500 a night....not a comfortable piece of furniture in the damn house.
@24749ersrock
@24749ersrock 3 жыл бұрын
Forget the Civil War, I’m joining in on Tim Dillon’s Airbnb war.
@brandonsc.dmath5538
@brandonsc.dmath5538 3 жыл бұрын
An excerpt from the book: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected Comments from The Tim J. Dillon Show
@MurphmanCometh
@MurphmanCometh 3 жыл бұрын
Way ahead of you, AirBnB sucks
@FazeParticles
@FazeParticles 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. lol 😆
@scubatablemallcop3804
@scubatablemallcop3804 3 жыл бұрын
Sell a T-shirt “Lesbians against arson” with a picture of a concrete stool in the background
@nodiggity9472
@nodiggity9472 3 жыл бұрын
Fake War is a dirty fake business.
@JStack
@JStack 3 жыл бұрын
“I threatened to burn their house down, we’re having a good timeeeee”
@SamuelTucker9
@SamuelTucker9 3 жыл бұрын
"It must be so comforting to just live in a reality that bears no resemblance to the one on this planet."
@TheRman0
@TheRman0 3 жыл бұрын
This truly is the single biggest deplatforming that has happened this week
@njc065009
@njc065009 3 жыл бұрын
Did I stay up until midnight to listen to this immediately? Yes or yes
@justagirl1894
@justagirl1894 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and yes
@henrylicious
@henrylicious 3 жыл бұрын
Correct on both accounts.
@sylvestercalzone1003
@sylvestercalzone1003 3 жыл бұрын
The pigs are here to feast
@cauler6627
@cauler6627 3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever.had pig cheese? Look “intuit.”
@burpeesking11122
@burpeesking11122 3 жыл бұрын
'The ultimate act of charity is to walk into a room, identify other people's weaknesses and magnify it in front of others'. LOL.
@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394
@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394 3 жыл бұрын
I've never used Airbnb but it sounds like a real knife fight
@zeechzilla
@zeechzilla 3 жыл бұрын
I understand this reference
@nathankiefer9323
@nathankiefer9323 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: "i always give 5 stars regulardless" Also Tim: "i don't trust these average peoples reviews, i go somewhere 5 stars and it sucked.
@michaeljackson8390
@michaeljackson8390 3 жыл бұрын
😱!💉Scary reactions to the mderna vax.xine! Share ! Wake up! Vid on my channel ! 😰😫
@alexanderkvitrovn9828
@alexanderkvitrovn9828 3 жыл бұрын
You jelly of his gay
@badgebadge8946
@badgebadge8946 3 жыл бұрын
nice observation
@nathankiefer9323
@nathankiefer9323 3 жыл бұрын
lmao, i love you guys
@PhosphoricKnight
@PhosphoricKnight 3 жыл бұрын
Confession time: ever since I’ve seen Tim on Rogan, I now watched/get more excited for the Tim Dillion show every week rather than JRE. It’s nice to know what I’m gonna get each time, (which I vibe with more), rather than the mixbag en mass at Rogan’s. Keep it up Tim, you’re the avatar of the new era
@andrewwoodward8563
@andrewwoodward8563 3 жыл бұрын
Rogan cashed out and disappeared. Good for him. Tim will be bigger than him in a few years
@paulies5407
@paulies5407 3 жыл бұрын
Tim’s the comic Joe wished he could be
@arthuradjamoglian2418
@arthuradjamoglian2418 3 жыл бұрын
As far as raw talent you are spot on
@ME-zc7sw
@ME-zc7sw 3 жыл бұрын
I will never set foot in an air bnb until you can.
@brandonsc.dmath5538
@brandonsc.dmath5538 3 жыл бұрын
An excerpt from the book: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected Comments from The Tim J. Dillon Show
@CM-ou1lx
@CM-ou1lx 3 жыл бұрын
F*ck AirBNB
@omgersh
@omgersh 3 жыл бұрын
#standwithtim.... actually #sittingwithtim makes more sense.
@Alejandro_87
@Alejandro_87 3 жыл бұрын
I was mad that Joe moved exclusively to shoddify but now I see that his departure created this massive hole that Tim now occupies.
@mattv.4089
@mattv.4089 3 жыл бұрын
Not the first time Tim has occupied Joe’s hole.
@gilbertdaroy6080
@gilbertdaroy6080 3 жыл бұрын
You're right on the dot. And way smarter and hilarious.
@AngryAlfonse
@AngryAlfonse 3 жыл бұрын
Not a perfect fit, though. I LOVE Tim Dillon for comedy, but I do miss having a podcast where I could hear interviews with a mushroom expert, ufologists, a theoretical physicist, two US senators running for president, comedians, a guy who lives in tundra wilderness eating wolf liver, and Tim all in one year.
@Alejandro_87
@Alejandro_87 3 жыл бұрын
@@AngryAlfonse not a perfect fit.... that's what she said. Joking aside, you have a valid point Sir.
@queerdor
@queerdor 3 жыл бұрын
Why do you hate spotify?
@haileyquinn1313
@haileyquinn1313 3 жыл бұрын
"I hate you for who you are" should be a series of Valentine Day Cards by Tim Dillon 😂
@reynam2576
@reynam2576 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@nodiggity9472
@nodiggity9472 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is the only person who ever hated me unconditionally for who I truly am.
@brandonsc.dmath5538
@brandonsc.dmath5538 3 жыл бұрын
Gorton's fish with tartar sauce, baked beans, cheeseburgers and seven pints of ice cream. An excerpt from: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected memoirs of Tim J. Dillon
@codygeorge2202
@codygeorge2202 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the end of the USA is watching Tim Dillon losing it more and more every episode while simultaneously being one of the few individuals who is worth listening to.
@theremingtonjames
@theremingtonjames 3 жыл бұрын
I’m never late for the Best Podcaster In Los Angeles ✌️
@areyoutheregoditsmedave
@areyoutheregoditsmedave 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t you get shouted out by Coach Greg this week?
@robspecht9550
@robspecht9550 3 жыл бұрын
It’s getting a little weird at this point frankly.
@1stblackpm
@1stblackpm 3 жыл бұрын
@@robspecht9550 yet you're here
@crazyaccountant5439
@crazyaccountant5439 3 жыл бұрын
I'm never late for the best anabolic chef in the kitchen!!!!
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. And that's a lot. 🤔
@bigmike5785
@bigmike5785 3 жыл бұрын
Tim's gayness really comes out when he's ranting about lesbians.
@nodiggity9472
@nodiggity9472 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up, Tim is NOT a gay!
@benjaminreyes3624
@benjaminreyes3624 3 жыл бұрын
@@nodiggity9472 Tim is gay
@AnnusMirabilus
@AnnusMirabilus 3 жыл бұрын
"Life is a Pandora's box of horror." -Tim Dillon.
@level1dodo896
@level1dodo896 3 жыл бұрын
Horrar*
@himynameiscorey
@himynameiscorey 3 жыл бұрын
Horra*!
@christinet638
@christinet638 3 жыл бұрын
nothing but the best
@brandonsc.dmath5538
@brandonsc.dmath5538 3 жыл бұрын
"If we're not supposed to eat the Gorton's fish, why would they sell it at the supermarket?"
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@brandonsc.dmath5538
@brandonsc.dmath5538 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eblis840 “Beans explode when they're hot. Whose fault is that? I didn't come up with the idea of the bean.”
@SmokeyDaBigBear420
@SmokeyDaBigBear420 3 жыл бұрын
C
@DLoc-tu2yq
@DLoc-tu2yq 3 жыл бұрын
Love that episode
@jmeyers88
@jmeyers88 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I thought it was Gordon’s for the last 29 years of my life. I feel enlightened.
@todd.howard
@todd.howard 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite podcast
@vegasgambler388
@vegasgambler388 3 жыл бұрын
Best show on Saturday night
@1stblackpm
@1stblackpm 3 жыл бұрын
I loved when Australia news did a segment on you.
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Jeff, wanna hang some time?
@todd.howard
@todd.howard 3 жыл бұрын
@@goldencheese7247 depends. are you a teenage girl??
@matd808
@matd808 3 жыл бұрын
This is Tim's greatest podcast. I have never agreed more about lesbian architects.
@susan908
@susan908 3 жыл бұрын
Totally. This is a keeper --cant wait to listen again when I'm not so high
@fatmanyrhaw9423
@fatmanyrhaw9423 3 жыл бұрын
they arent architects, they just pretentious hipsters...
@mdummy
@mdummy 3 жыл бұрын
@@susan908 me too😂
@Ijknapp
@Ijknapp 3 жыл бұрын
“fustrating” Ben - “I like it, it’s shorter”
@kingaustinb197
@kingaustinb197 3 жыл бұрын
The way Tim Dillon says “horror” is the reason I get up in the morning
@harshlight7
@harshlight7 3 жыл бұрын
The Blast Zone should be the name of Tim's restaurant.
@suhkmadiq2992
@suhkmadiq2992 3 жыл бұрын
Or his Steak Sauce if it’s spicy
@eskimointhisworld
@eskimointhisworld 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣❤❤❤
@russellm2555
@russellm2555 3 жыл бұрын
Explosive desserts yes or yes
@bexcrown9773
@bexcrown9773 3 жыл бұрын
Something tells me Ben broke that cactus...
@charleshern6958
@charleshern6958 3 жыл бұрын
Shakes head
@arawello6
@arawello6 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, you had me at “or you can watch SNL”
@christopheri6036
@christopheri6036 3 жыл бұрын
Tough choice...
@fr0zdify
@fr0zdify 3 жыл бұрын
"How do you break a cactus" has got to be the quote of 2021 so far, i'm dead
@thrashandburn10221
@thrashandburn10221 3 жыл бұрын
"COVID cleaning" implies just how shitty you were cleaning the room before!
@MookonYoutube
@MookonYoutube 3 жыл бұрын
I WILL RENT AN AIR BNB FOR TIM DILLON!!!
@H4rdcory
@H4rdcory 3 жыл бұрын
tim is that raw shit that we need more of now a days
@photomukund
@photomukund 3 жыл бұрын
Until a big corporate internet streaming service buys him out. Buying consent by buying out dissenters, it's called 😁
@H4rdcory
@H4rdcory 3 жыл бұрын
@@photomukund i wonder if thats how they tame people
@photomukund
@photomukund 3 жыл бұрын
@@H4rdcory its a win-win anyways, and a neat-cut.
@sauceguy19
@sauceguy19 3 жыл бұрын
VRBO, this is your chance to sponsor the Tim Dillon Show.
@garrettsmth
@garrettsmth 3 жыл бұрын
golden opportunity
@michaeljackson8390
@michaeljackson8390 3 жыл бұрын
@@garrettsmth 😱!💉Scary reactions to the mderna vax.xine! Share ! Wake up! Vid on my channel ! 😰😫
@earth355
@earth355 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljackson8390 Calm down
@colematthews7535
@colematthews7535 3 жыл бұрын
VRBO stönks
@scottp.548
@scottp.548 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljackson8390 Sim simma
@hilaya
@hilaya 3 жыл бұрын
every week i feel like i’m angry and then i tune into my weekly tim and i’m like no i’m not angry enough
@yodythewoadie
@yodythewoadie 3 жыл бұрын
"Let the kid have the corn pops, and then he doesn't turn around and start blowing people in a library." "Helix PLUS mattresses are delivered with a succession of trucks, and then delivered outside -- you have to sleep outside."
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the "Real Estate Guy" got kicked off Airb&b
@nickholcombe3664
@nickholcombe3664 3 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 3 жыл бұрын
You mean the corporate steakhouse guy?
@dildoswaggins3724
@dildoswaggins3724 3 жыл бұрын
AirBnB is a real knife fight
@suhkmadiq2992
@suhkmadiq2992 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickholcombe3664 death in the small desert
@Existential_Dread
@Existential_Dread 3 жыл бұрын
@Stephanie Belyavskaya exactly! Fake bidniss has its way of following us around.
@thepeter3116
@thepeter3116 3 жыл бұрын
👐"That's not punk rock."
@Kapitalist88
@Kapitalist88 3 жыл бұрын
Loved that more than I should've.
@avitalmorgenstern
@avitalmorgenstern 3 жыл бұрын
yes xD
@travixo
@travixo 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I was so annoyed when Rogan said you “should’ve done the dishes”. Like bro.. $400 cleaning fee!? That’s ridiculous fam.
@tamapajamas
@tamapajamas 3 жыл бұрын
When was this? Link please? :)
@BakerySSK
@BakerySSK 3 жыл бұрын
@@tamapajamas Yannis pappa on jre.
@Tybolt1
@Tybolt1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah joes a bit of a bijh....
@dylynblue9864
@dylynblue9864 3 жыл бұрын
$400 is nothing to joe and he would NEVER stay in a airbnb anyway. He's been out of touch with reality for quite sometime.
@Messothelioma
@Messothelioma 3 жыл бұрын
@@dylynblue9864 you'd think interviewing people would keep you in touch, Rogain proved that wrong.
@kui_maina
@kui_maina 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this show drops every Sunday morning,and i listen to it as i make breakkie .
@robertgituhu9975
@robertgituhu9975 3 жыл бұрын
A Kenyan that listens to tim dillon 😂😂😂 nilidhani niko unique
@jordanheblinger9661
@jordanheblinger9661 3 жыл бұрын
This show is legit helping me get through life right now. Thankyou
@drdeadbeat1604
@drdeadbeat1604 3 жыл бұрын
Dude you killed it on King and the Sting
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын
Tim in glasses is top Teir 😎
@DarrellVermilion
@DarrellVermilion 3 жыл бұрын
9:00 WHAT THEY DID WAS DISHONEST AND THEY'RE HURTING TIM'S ABILITY TO CONDUCT *_FAKE BUSINESS_*
@benjaminstansfield1411
@benjaminstansfield1411 3 жыл бұрын
Sand Andreas fault is holding off to hear all of Tims material.
@1stblackpm
@1stblackpm 3 жыл бұрын
Na it's waiting til Pelosi stops hitting the booze.
@michaeljackson8390
@michaeljackson8390 3 жыл бұрын
@@1stblackpm 😱!💉Scary reactions to the mderna vax.xine! Share ! Wake up! Vid on my channel ! 😰😫
@fives.
@fives. 3 жыл бұрын
Soon as Tim finishes his set, it's Arizona Bay
@knowone11111
@knowone11111 3 жыл бұрын
Yea & the Untitled Statues of America is holding back it's impending doom for the same reason
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 3 жыл бұрын
I think it is hilarious that Timmy is going through the same thing on Airbnb as Trump on Twitter. Can't make sh** up. 😂😂😂
@SuperBrentendo89
@SuperBrentendo89 3 жыл бұрын
You’d have to think that if the cleaning crew almost had a stroke from the shocking state that the Airbnb was left in, they would’ve taken some pics. Release the photos!
@Jai.P91
@Jai.P91 3 жыл бұрын
How dare yOu! They are of the lgbtq they’re right!! They don’t need Proof Cmon man!
@413.
@413. 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jai.P91 so is Tim ,, so that whole argument flies right out the window
@shmoo1000
@shmoo1000 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the Ben Avery after show
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a reality. Fingers crossed.
@mr.nevanice420
@mr.nevanice420 3 жыл бұрын
Just about to sleep, then this pops up
@Burgher1605
@Burgher1605 3 жыл бұрын
Sleep can wait.
@mrs4624
@mrs4624 3 жыл бұрын
Same its 5am
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. And that's a lot. 🤔
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
It's 7:30 AM here in Germany
@flex_piper
@flex_piper 3 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan's been all messed up since he went to Spotify, I'm with Tim you pay a $400 cleaning fee that should cover the dishes yes or yes?
@ShannonCLCA
@ShannonCLCA 3 жыл бұрын
Why did they stay at a place with a $400 cleaning fee?! I never would. But yes, for that amount they should’ve done the dishes, not Tim and company.
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 3 жыл бұрын
The renters should love that easy money.
@ckyleu
@ckyleu 3 жыл бұрын
im guessing there were no real cleaners and the "hosts" just keep the fee.
@III-vg4dp
@III-vg4dp 3 жыл бұрын
It makes me laugh in advance seeing that my favorite podcast comes with a COVID-19 warning from youtube.
@austinknowles1338
@austinknowles1338 3 жыл бұрын
As somebody who watched their father die over 2 years from ALS I appreciate this episode tim. I appreciate your work and bringing attention to the disease.
@AlecEduardinhoEM
@AlecEduardinhoEM 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing will musically top the Tim Dillon/ Billie Eilish collab this year, yes or yes!
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын
👨‍🎤 🎵Stop The steal 🎵
@FazeParticles
@FazeParticles 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eblis840 yes 🙌🏽
@miheadhurts
@miheadhurts 3 жыл бұрын
I can't understand what they are singing.
@grant8171
@grant8171 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is ridiculously funny. Such a good Show and im only 15 minutes in
@aarongoss5514
@aarongoss5514 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve watched the first 15 seconds and i can tell this is going to be a good one. (they’re all good)
@thafox8380
@thafox8380 3 жыл бұрын
"Honeyyyyyy" This is the greatest first 10 minutes of a podcast ever
@speedypete9694
@speedypete9694 2 жыл бұрын
So happy I just found Tim . Now I can go back and watch all 200 episodes
@dearyahoo
@dearyahoo 3 жыл бұрын
The one dislike must be those Airbnb ladies!
@truthisheredealwiit952
@truthisheredealwiit952 3 жыл бұрын
At 3 dislikes now. Must be both of the women individually and Airbnb.
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
Now it's 13. Must be all of their friends who hate gay men.
@nonofyourbusiness7631
@nonofyourbusiness7631 3 жыл бұрын
Nah its the Tesla cultists
@blappichulo9015
@blappichulo9015 3 жыл бұрын
The Blast Zone™ Good God I love you, Tim. Never change.
@DarrellVermilion
@DarrellVermilion 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: It's not the week to push buttons on social media Also Tim: **refers to DC as a blast zone** Is this ʅ( ᐛ )/¯ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉⁿᵈ
@nickzinc9695
@nickzinc9695 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy puts on glasses and goes full Theo Von during the magic loops promo: "fruit LOOPS"
@couchman-sw6jy
@couchman-sw6jy 3 жыл бұрын
Tim podcasts the best when he’s angry and frustrated
@truthisheredealwiit952
@truthisheredealwiit952 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim has just been ripping on Yannis Papas the whole episode without mentioning his name 😂.
@bullishatresistance8830
@bullishatresistance8830 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yes surprised more people aren't mentioning this. I was expecting maybe Yannis would be on the show but this is way better.
@volcomwave
@volcomwave 3 жыл бұрын
Yannis just posted on his Instagram story that the rant was about him lol
@truthisheredealwiit952
@truthisheredealwiit952 3 жыл бұрын
I love the banter that goes back and forth between comedians. 😂
@agreen182
@agreen182 3 жыл бұрын
"Get the latest information from the CDC about covid 19" fucking lol
@Kapitalist88
@Kapitalist88 3 жыл бұрын
@Elias Leal Wait...so you're saying it's about money? How could that slip away? ;)
@bone_zone_
@bone_zone_ 3 жыл бұрын
i figured tim leaves behind a stench of exploded beans and mass produced fish filets
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын
Are you not a Patriot?
@petemalaspina604
@petemalaspina604 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m being a pussy because my “fake business” is actually a “real business” and has afforded Ben a Tesla and I a Range Rover... Anyway... Magic Spoon...
@what-a-life8097
@what-a-life8097 3 жыл бұрын
#Covid
@Jumpy2423
@Jumpy2423 3 жыл бұрын
"My mom made me eat health cereal and thats why I became a gay cocaine addict" a memior by Tim Dillon
@Johnwilliams-th9hq
@Johnwilliams-th9hq 3 жыл бұрын
90 % of TIm Dillion audience has to be unemployed we should organize a protests outside Air Bnb office, and Tim should record a live podcast. Maybe get the lesbians to come and even everything out.
@brandonsc.dmath5538
@brandonsc.dmath5538 3 жыл бұрын
An excerpt from the book: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected Comments from The Tim J. Dillon Show
@s.h.723
@s.h.723 3 жыл бұрын
I’m in school but can i join the protest after class?
@Johnwilliams-th9hq
@Johnwilliams-th9hq 3 жыл бұрын
@@s.h.723 We can study together during the night protest during the day.
@kailismith
@kailismith 3 жыл бұрын
just took edibles for the first time in my life , been tripping for the past hours. and saw Tim Dillon has a new podcast... here we go baby.
@didhedieddud334
@didhedieddud334 3 жыл бұрын
No
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын
Nice 🤙
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 3 жыл бұрын
Phone a friend. If you can find your phone. No the toaster isn’t a phone.
@kailismith
@kailismith 3 жыл бұрын
Your not much fun
@didhedieddud334
@didhedieddud334 3 жыл бұрын
Kaili Smith correct lol
@1naveedkhalid
@1naveedkhalid 3 жыл бұрын
The annoying karate guy at the party sounds like Bryan callen.
@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime
@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime 3 жыл бұрын
fuck, that's funny
@angiescorner9549
@angiescorner9549 3 жыл бұрын
Ok I think I just found my new favorite podcast. His humor is refreshing
@jyo9735
@jyo9735 3 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you shut up about the future?" -Timmy D
@totallylost7683
@totallylost7683 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck i love this weekly black pill.
@miathermopolis3021
@miathermopolis3021 3 жыл бұрын
the best podcast by someone banned from Airbnb
@SquashGuy02134
@SquashGuy02134 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who's does "covid cleaning" he's right, it's the same as regular cleaning.
@413.
@413. 3 жыл бұрын
So u scamming people? 😂
@SquashGuy02134
@SquashGuy02134 3 жыл бұрын
@@413. nah I started off hardcore cleaning but just no one else gave a shit, so eventually I stopped bcs they were all getting paid the same and doing even less than I do now
@bolgerlake
@bolgerlake 3 жыл бұрын
Waking up to this podcast is a great birthday gift. Thanks!
@BefallenLegate
@BefallenLegate 3 жыл бұрын
$400! What do they do? Use a flamethrower on the room everytime and bring in new stuff?
@JFox337
@JFox337 3 жыл бұрын
“Covid cleaning” had me loling
@dokidokideathproof
@dokidokideathproof 3 жыл бұрын
Me watching Tim's clips just now have willed the simulation into manifesting this new episode. (Edit) Theo von just release a clip "are we living in a simulation?". 0's and 1's boys the end is near.
@NoisyNeighbor69
@NoisyNeighbor69 3 жыл бұрын
im going to win the Mega Millions, yes or yes
@CM-ou1lx
@CM-ou1lx 3 жыл бұрын
I would try Heroine, this guy on Joe Rogan said that it really helps with the Schizophrenia. I would say maybe cut back on the weed and start Heroine.
@thacoolbean
@thacoolbean 3 жыл бұрын
This is the new JRE on KZbin
@Wandering_Chemist
@Wandering_Chemist 3 жыл бұрын
Been throwing bangers every Saturday night for a while now. And love how stoned Ben gets too lol 😆
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. And that's a lot. 🤔
@user-dd7pq2to3o
@user-dd7pq2to3o 3 жыл бұрын
It's an insult to compare this to that jre garbage. Rogan has that fake business sussed out to the max
@Wallyworld30
@Wallyworld30 3 жыл бұрын
He could be. Tim is too busy fucking around to put out 3 or 4 podcast a week. That’s what being a new Rogan would require.
@Bobojanglesbo
@Bobojanglesbo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wandering_Chemist he’s just hitting a juul or whatever. He’s sober I’m pretty sure
@RoyalFizzbin
@RoyalFizzbin 3 жыл бұрын
When he said “blast zone”, that delivery was just perfect. First time I have laughed in a week.
@pcopps4505
@pcopps4505 3 жыл бұрын
Starting my Sunday morning with plate of freshly fallen snow, a warm glass of maple syrup and the Tim Dillon Show
@blisslee8157
@blisslee8157 3 жыл бұрын
Great - I am trying to sleep and all I can think about is Warrens Beaver and a vaccine buffet with chain smokers .
@CForreall
@CForreall 3 жыл бұрын
"Housewives and rappers... and I'm half of each" - No wonder I fucking love this guy.
@raveelevator8960
@raveelevator8960 3 жыл бұрын
Just buy Tim Dillon’s tickets and stay home, for safety. Yes or Yes. 😂
@games68775
@games68775 3 жыл бұрын
The week between shows feels like an eternity lol
@hungarian1
@hungarian1 3 жыл бұрын
“No no you don’t understand i faught the Chinese “ what a legend
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