Overthrowing a Government in Africa: The New Summer Job

Tim talks about an american student who turned down the offer to be a part of what turned out to be a failed coup in The Congo.
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[@El_Spicolio]

I’m just glad that kids are finally going outside and participating in activities that build character. This should look good on his resume.

[@justinhutchings3290]

CIA will be reaching out for an interview if young Tyler can get himself out of this situation.

[@El_Spicolio]

@@justinhutchings3290 On the job training

[@funknotik]

Life in the big city

[@El_Spicolio]

@@funknotik That kid is in the cobalt mines right now

[@sirg-had8821]

I wish him well. *Tee-off*

[@airplane2316]

When ur CIA career ends early

[@trusttheprocess5618]

He forgot the part where if he’s caught he loses his credibility. They cut ties that same day 🤣

[@rankoutsider2363]

😂

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

I remember back in the day, you didn't even get paid to overthrow foreign governments, it was an internship.

[@Icedanon]

We've gotten to the point where people in power need comedians in their inner circle to make sure the things they say aren't a joke.

[@dillon_r_hansen]

This one hits hilariously close to home for me. Grew up in West Jordan Utah and could %110 see this happening to some gullible kids. My little sister went to school with these boys and said “yeah that sounds right” 💀.

[@justkidding8304]

Ah, the Mormon thing. Maybe he heard, "missionary", not, "mercenary".

[@psilobom]

Life in the big Congo

[@BAMBYH2O]

It’s a real knife fight

[@gezenews]

@@BAMBYH2O Real club fight

[@Just_Diante]

Good call back lol

[@tripfisk4246]

Ungawa

[@DarkHorse-qd8bl]

I wish him well

[@jval9]

That State Department rant at the end was classic Tim Dillon

[@geoff3103]

ROTFLMAO when Tim talked about the lesbian moms

[@FollowProto]

See, that’s why you need a dad . Someone’s gotta be the grown up and sniff out that kind of bs. We are failing society and the younger generations

[@JackofClover]

not the worst way to spend your summer, he could've gone to Cleveland

[@papachadllc4566]

I’m going couping in the Congo with the boys for the summer ☀️ 🏝️

[@j-edel996]

Weekly reminder that Tim needs his own radio show on GTA

[@histochronos]

The lesbians moms, cool parents and state department rants are so funny.

[@johnmiller5679]

I lived in Africa for about a year and the whole continent is just countries about to have a coup at any moment.

[@justkidding8304]

Sooo...not ideal for a vacation?

[@fightington]

it was supposed to be a family trip to africa but it turned deadly over the weekend - is a teeny weeny stretch

[@HatchiSan58]

"Get the f@ck outta my office!" This is gold Tim, pure 99.9% gold.

[@pookiepowers3043]

I was going to wait to watch this but then I scrolled down and it's saw Lex Freeman and Kevin Spacey and was like.. I'll go ahead and watch Tim.

[@pookiepowers3043]

Ps I was only waiting to watch Tim tonight while I ingaged in a little R&R... cough cough.

[@JackofClover]

coincidentally we had a kid turn down a job at my company so that he could spend the summer with some girl he hooked up with.

[@jaimlawson]

It's a knife fight out there.

[@BubuH-cq6km]

at least his stepdad is keeping it together

[@coleman318]

poor women in the mint chocolate chip jacket is the man of the household.

[@dashriprock8596]

And she's the pretty one.

[@chibakutensei8799]

@@dashriprock8596😂

[@chibakutensei8799]

@@dashriprock8596😂

[@eugenethaplug]

This shit had me dying, wildest shit of 2024

[@geoff3103]

the end part about the State Dept, that make a funny skit to see live. Some overworked, stressed out bureaucrat who hasn't slept since Russia invaded Ukraine and someone walks in with this latest scenario and just flips out on him LOL.

[@bradybronson4287]

So far!

[@damiens6465]

Because of Tim Dillon I smiled today...it was great..

[@HighAvenger]

Sounds like an action comedy plot in a popcorn movie

[@ToeKnife166]

I am Sudanese and sick of praying for Sudan and its endemic of wars

[@benjismith593]

I think they do it out of boredom.

[@HamBones13]

If any of these kids make it back, will Tim let one open for him on his next tour? 😂

[@rankoutsider2363]

“A summer job overthrowing a government” 😂

[@drgonzo1971]

The State Department does "take care" of Americans, but Tim is right in that that kid is not getting out of jail there. But I am sure he is being visited by embassy staffers. The institution is so huge, it has many, many people on the ground in Africa that have nothing to do with geopolitics.

[@geoff3103]

I was gonna say this isn't getting any higher than the State Dept. bureaucrat in charge of African affairs. Between Israel, Yemen, Mexico, Russia, Ukraine, China, North Korea, Haiti....yeah any higher and the guy would get thrown out of his boss's office with a threat that he gets transferred to the US embassy in Somalia if you continue to annoy me.

[@Notmyrealname69420]

The state department is terrified Congo will go pro Russia because of all their minerals so I don’t think they’re going to push to get him out especially after the blew up their relationship with Rwanda over the getting the hotel Rwanda guy out of jail when they’re the ones they used to overthrow the government last time

[@heelmoxley365]

Get tf outta my office😂

[@NewAge77]

CIA is straight up a menace bro I swear 😂

[@aaronvotan]

I feel like this could be an amazing movie

[@MrJzplastic]

This is a VERY good clip, it went out on a high note !

[@benhuffington8482]

fire episode. low bar but any laugh is a welcomed old friend

[@SuperJgodfrey]

They definitely were so proud of him and let anyone who would listen know all about it

[@DunnP10]

Summer sales

[@Honk_Clank]

gets in the white jaguar license plate says "sold" & you drive to the congo yelling its a knife fight! its a god damn knife fight! are you ready!?

[@thomaswright5632]

West Jordan is location of largest NSA DATA BANK SLC UTAH

[@uwusmolbean]

Boys will be Boys 😊😂❤

[@offthetrail636]

That was a normal job back between 2003-2018. Kind of obscure nowadays

[@brycennewby8]

The last 2 minutes killed me

[@BettyWhite2171]

I hope he's ok. I'd love to hear his side of things.

[@lmaolmao-ib8lg]

This story is absolutely insane.

[@cesp4827]

I doubt honey or flowers will be involved!!!!!

[@Mischief_T]

Real knife fight out there

[@evolvnyc]

Ask Scott Ritter about how warm and fuzzy the state dept are. 😂

[@CoolcatAMA-Pro]

Hell He is probably saving His energy to fight the War at home

[@JesusChrist-bj2wg]

If only mint berry crunch was here to save the day

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

I hereby reserve the rights for the movie...nah...i mean film.. : Coupin' in da Congo. Starring Cameron Monaghan and Forest Whitaker. 'Watch what happens when a young man takes his summer vacation to a whole another level!' - 'Fck me bro i never has a summer like this in my life! Congo baaaabyyyyy! 'But little does he know...that his summer might take a sudden ...swift... haaaard.. left turn!' Coupin' in da Congo!..this summer in theaters near you. Pg 13 parental discretion is advised.

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

I'd go if you paid my contact 50% up front. People from Africa and India do bad business from my experience. I did some security stuff and some south Africans wanted me to go and secure their land....wouldn't pay for my 4k$ plane ticket. Screw that. It's fun to play soldier when you're a kid.

[@user-ol2pu8bk9v]

Tim look at the Indian elections you gonna love the chaos

[@cantonaskungfukick1552]

Got to stop watching these on the Underground in London. Smiling or laughing is definitely not allowed

[@rebugcustomfx47]

😂😂😂. Tim is ruthless on warmonger.

[@mazza3571]

The fact Tim thinks the Congo a small country. As a Congolese man is comedy in of itself 😂

[@geoff3103]

French Congo? Thats small. Belgian Congo...yeah thats a biggie

[@mazza3571]

@@geoff3103 drc is the country of topic dummy 😂

[@Willrocs]

How many Congos’ are there

[@chanatillo]

@@Willrocs many but very small apparently 😅

[@histochronos]

He keeps calling it African Congo too lol. I understand Guinea there's like 5 of them but yeah.

[@octavian14]

We wish them well.

[@clownworldtimes6434]

Definitely not going to Africa during White Boy Summer

[@HarmlessComment]

All these 7 minute old comments saying "first" when there's already comments that are 8 minutes old, get a life 😂

[@l-train7876]

I always assumed the people who comment “first” are 12 years old.

[@sardoislove2674]

(Laughs in "Mad Mike")

[@chandlergryske7290]

Mad Mike H

[@chuckn4851]

I wish him well.

[@eligalicia2000]

Straight up gta needs to hire tim for the political talk radio

[@dashriprock8596]

Why did you bleep out "lesbos?"

[@varelansmartinez-gonzalez2775]

I’m never laughed out loud in real life hahaha “if your a white guy with a bit of money , you can kinda fuck around 😂”

[@Nalololol]

You should laugh out loud more often it's good for the soul

[@gussygrom8047]

Never once

[@machetevelasco4215]

We got a few wnba players we can negotiate with

[@kennypowers2429]

I wish him well

[@caminator1]

How I spent my summer vacation in 250 words or less...

[@jordan_8329]

The story Tim is quoting makes it vaguely sound like 20-22 year olds are current high school football players.

[@neilgatke1463]

You can't win with college kids. You need the DREAM TEAM.

[@doktormabuse4794]

Fake business and real coups.

[@TheJakecakes]

Utah is special😐

[@sarikatimmi]

how tf are his parents so calm

[@siennad587]

How about Nigeria?

[@kittenlang8641]

6:30 omg you know everybody knew, and everybody who hated them is saying, "that's just like them to raise kids that think they can take over a country!"

[@Guizambaldi]

I know the Congo is poor and lack a proper army, but 3 revolutionaires is a bit optimistic.

[@rollingthunder5944]

Life in the African Congo

[@davidtrujillo993]

Just like Gonzalo Lira no one in the government care and he didn’t try to overthrow any government

[@enlalucha1120]

What a god

[@bradleycavrak8013]

Funny how she had red white and blue nail polish and not rainbow. Whenever it benefits you, you'll rep 🇺🇸

[@jaynegaston55]

He should gone for like, just a day. Would have looked good on a LinkedIn.

[@itsallgoodlove830]

But then we wonder why they want to cross our border 😏

[@danielanderson6360]

I mean, I moved to Greece. Im rich here. dont gotta go to Africa unless you want Olympic babies

[@AndyWarpol]

The parents are super strange. Got time to get her acrylic nails done. 💅 They don’t seem legit upset. It seems like an act.

[@mr.j1381]

ARE they still offing trips or travel packs? now do you choose the communist group or the capitalist pack? and is is the same agent selling both packs, is that any sort of conflict of interest, there are do many options but I do know communisms cant exist stability at this time, are there and capitalist cues happening this season?

[@pimp1111]

Better when you don't bleep out cursewords

[@PlebThinker]

is this a reupload?

[@dashriprock8596]

It's an excerpt from his last podcast about 6 days ago.

[@ChristAliveForevermore]

This is more an indictment on the American education system than anything else. How could somebody honestly think it wise to talk so silly in another country? Of course it'd be taken seriously! Freedom of Speech is a privilege, not a universal right.

[@dontcare7086]

In America it's not a privilege. Driving is a privilege. Free speech is a god given right. It is universal to any American across all 50 states. Don't confuse a fundamental right with a privilege.

[@esSDeeThunder]

Lmao Tim is awesome

[@edbail4399]

This is part of the Air B and B story . Go figure

[@thethankmelater93]

Where is the shitty cardboard box skyline?!

[@svenskanorsk]

Africans in the US have more loyalty to their home countries.

[@monrow1961]

Clearly not if he went to go overthrow his home country's goverment

[@drewpoteet5862]

Dd Tim say he gas a friend named butt monster?? Tf

[@cziegl3r]

Scaphism.

[@aysenmx]

лучший

[@JayJay-wg5ex]

funny

[@imo_in_my_opinion]

Tap in if you’re Nigerian

[@joelbeck3129]

Congo drunk

[@bric6454]

First comment. Hi Tim

[@gorecassady1632]

FIRST

[@sportsfan4153]

Is tim that gay now he bleeps swears?

[@christinabeechner4640]

I doubt you will read this but I love your rants And find your smarmy gay wit arrogantly hilarious,however why do you repeat things(sentence or funny statement or none sequitur) in groups of threes keep it up and don't forget to thank joe Rogan and Russel Brand, you are very entertaining but I am a failure white rich kid that grew up entitled thinking all would be just given to me unfortunately that's me and the demographic that probably likes you the most stay strong and keep talking cruise rant hilarious so was the end of days rant ,for sure 1980 early 90s white childhood was the peak and my boomer parents gave me nothing have millions notta my dad died and my mom sold our Two bedroom condo in Hyannis Cape Cod not a dime from her and i was homeless at the. Time cos I was robbed after I had a seizure grand mal btw also did work with NYC Philly Chicago and Boston mob ,yes I am telling you this cos I hope you need a loser guest maybe look me up and let's see if I am even worth a fuck off from you cos I am a fan William P Cavalier is my name the Beechner name is my girl

[@stoneystew3382]

Who are you?

[@enc69]

Congo son or tent village daughter? 🤔

[@wraithstrongopark]

"they're getting Congo drunk, which is a different kinda thing." lmfao Tim is my nigga! he'll say a throw away line like that and not realize how true that shit is.

[@PickleMeat]

Yessss!!!

[@IamNiggler]

Or yes