time cube - gene ray interview

interview with "time cube" "theory" creator gene ray.

[@baconsir1159]

"How can you call top and bottom a side?" A true genius here

[@KaoticSheep9]

imagine if he tuned around the cube in his hands... oh wait

[@SuperLordHawHaw]

He's got me there

[@anmolagrawal5358]

he's not wrong

[@chocolatetuesday]

it sounds like he's just...describing the time zones??

[@bigbrownhouse6999]

Best take lmao

[@brown3394]

yeah thats what it sounded like to me

[@theartillery9724]

Found the ONEist

[@basedmod2139]

Fake Mother-Hating Child Eater ONEist

[@Dreadkid08]

evil ONEist trash!

[@xXbudred123Xx]

Simontaneously

[@StephenLynx8492]

Tahm-churb.

[@brageok]

Insaneously

[@Thejoyfulprogrammer]

I actually met this guy many years ago when he wondered into the little print shop I work at for some copies of his "Time Cube" papers. He tried to explain his concept while I was making his copies, but I quickly stopped him as I didn't have time to listen. I invited him to come back after closing when I would be available. I enjoy listening to people's theories even if it is for a good laugh, and I couldn't wait to hear what he had to say. He came back and spent several hours trying to explain it all to me, but I knew as much when he finished as I did when he started. Funny thing is, when I tried to ask specific questions about his concepts, he got mad as though he wanted me to just accept his teachings. I excused myself after that and left. I did run into him several times after that over the course of several years.

[@pleb9243]

r/thathappened

[@truthbtruth8559]

I met Gene Ray in 2001 at the Clearwater, FL Post Office. He was handing out 2 printouts in the parking lot about his Time Cube theory and he had with him his mini "earth" encased in a 4 cornered plexiglass cube to demonstrate his theory. He seemed very nice, intelligent, well spoken while was kindly trying to spread his message. I still have those two papers. #RIPGeneRay

[@XaxtonRevolution2]

I actually spent 8 months pondering his website and I've come to the conclusions that when he says 96 hours, he means that there are 5 suns that shine on earth: the one in the middle of the solar system and 4 perpendicular suns that you can't see with the naked eye (they're like ultraviolet or something) that orbit the earth in a 96 hour orbit as the earth rotates around its axis creating a 96 hour cycle that fits into an astrological cycle that affects people differently based on their ethnicity.

[@truthbtruth8559]

@@XaxtonRevolution2 You're a pure moron.

[@generalralph6291]

@@XaxtonRevolution2 i would really like to get your explanation in more detail. Can you create a paper or something like a video? This fascinates me.

[@AgentSapphire]

a cube has 8 corners though...

[@AgentSapphire]

khlorghaal corners. not sides :P

[@AgentSapphire]

khlorghaal .... Maybe.........

[@justinlindfors8512]

Well this theory is on to something, but I say there is no time cube and there is no 4 corners of the Earth! Besides, for there to be 4 consecutive earth days spinning simultaneously, is to assume there is 4 different time zones and theres more than 4,time zones, at least 24 time zones, each time zone for every hour, therefore 24 different earth days in one earth rotation!

[@Sodasaman]

justin lindfors technically, since earth is round (well, relatively round, you know what i mean) you could divide it into infite time zones, resulting in infinite earth rotations...

[@justinlindfors8512]

Soda Sama Exactly! In fact in that case, this theory becomes redundant and that it is insane rather than stupid!

[@spookym123]

Notice he never actually explains the time cube, and avoids the question of how he knows it's true.

[@Sodasaman]

It's true because look at my paper weight. You can't deny that.

[@CriticalMassCongregation]

Soda Sama It's true because you cannot prove it wrong. Burden of proof be dammned!

[@WalknTalknStevnHawkn]

best part was when he hustled him down to $1000 JUST incase

[@dread_nought]

Notice how nobody is defending him and pointing and laughing like everyone else is POINTLESS. What is meaningful, however, is examining the almost beautiful, complicated patterns, conclusions, and justifications that the human mind can conjure up. He is a remarkable specimen, it is true. There is an intrinsic beauty that you aren't appreciating.

[@roachdoggjr1940]

You can't deny that. They run and hide.

[@BaleetedUser]

Can anyone even understand most of what he is saying? Good lord. ENUNCIATE.

[@natalielane1119]

^^Took the words out of my mouth!

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

@@natalielane1119 and apparently out of his, too.

[@generic_sauce]

I read a description of him a while back, it said he sounded like Boomhauer from King of the Hill reading a science book. Pretty spot on lol

[@TeddyBullard]

I can. Git gud bozo

[@1cy3]

IT ROTATES IN 4 DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS SIMONTANEOUSLY

[@MarkProffitt]

That is actually not a crazy as it first sounds. If you read "Flatland" you'll learn a physical principle that you can only directly perceive 1 less than the total number of dimensions of the system you are in. We directly perceive 3 spatial dimensions infer the 4th dimension of time. A sphere can spin on 3 spatial dimensions at once around the X,Y, & Z axis. If time is the 4th dimension then perhaps it is also spinning about a 4th axis related to time. This still doesn't explain that other stuff he said but that could shed some light into how he got started on that rabbit hole.

[@FukcAUsername]

Simon lol

[@hattonhaha]

"Gene, what's your proof?" *holds up paperweight* "You can see it, you can't deny that" That little exchange made my day

[@MediaSubliminal]

I read a lot of his site just now. The official site is gone but it has been archived. It's pages and pages of non-stop rambling. Then I see there's a video of him on youtube. I was expecting a man so brilliant that it would blow my mind. I was also expecting him to not have english as a first language. I have never been so wrong. I feel kinda bad for him now :( One thing was good, "...but a cube has 6 sides..." "...it has 4 sides and a top and a bottom. You don't call your floor and ceiling sides do you?"

[@alexmanbeck]

Really? I was expecting a psychotic schizophrenic

[@numberpi5473]

What he is saying is that while it's day where you live, it's midday and midnight somewhere else, or "timezones"; Now why the fuck he's acting like he just discovered the lost link is what bugs me. Maybe he thinks people are taught to believe that when it's day on one place, it's day on everywhere else on Earth? A mystery, that will be emtombed with him.

[@ToiSoldierGurl]

I thought that myself. It's possible but if you read his web page....dude, there is no way to even try to give any sort of plausible explanation for that craziness. By the way, he says at the bottom of page 2 of his web page, on the "Life Encompasses A 4-16 Cube Principle" diagram, there are certain people that "live" in the four corners. One is Socrates, one is Clinton, one is Einstein and one is Jesus. Again, I can't figure out how to even closely justify this...other than to say he must be some type of schizophrenic.

[@meh23p]

Ohhhhhhhh.

[@bradyweston2791]

That's... not actually what he's saying. He's really saying, "Help! I have lost all touch with reality!"

[@ToiSoldierGurl]

With the time I've had to spend around schizophrenic patients while treating them, I can say you can often times find some threads of connection to reality because they do still live in this world. But that does not make their ideas or theories then valid. They are still rantings that have lost touch with reality. For someone to try to make sense of their nonsense is what we, as humans, do naturally. Sort of like the blotches on paper. What is that? A butterfly? A bee? Or just a blotch on a paper...it is our thinking that makes us find meaning.

[@MagneticJerk]

***** So wait, in essence he just doesn't understand the principle of the space-time continuum, i.e. that there is not "different" time in a "different" place? He thinks that in every of these 4 places, there is a "seperate" set of 24 hours ticking down, adding them together and thus getting his 96 hour day? I've just been reading through his Time Cube site and trying to comprehend what he evens means by the "4 simultaneous 24 hour days". The fact that he thinks that 4 different periods of 24 hours can occur at the same time should have been the clue really...

[@AustenJenius23]

"So..if we don't start believing in the timecube principle we're going to start resorting to cannibalism?" "That's right."

[@djlethargic]

​@Blank Vision Why do you keep copying and pasting the same exact comment? Is it because you don't have an actual argument, or are you just bored?

[@dogsRoxXD]

"The top and bottom aren't sides, that's dumb!" Made. My. Life.

[@you317]

Dear lord ... I didn't think it would be possible for Gene to talk exactly how he types ... but he does.

[@SuperLordHawHaw]

Stream of unconsciousness

[@HimJimRimDim]

Actually after looking at his website and watching a few other interviews I feel kind of sorry for the guy. He may be suffering from schizophrenia of some similar disorder. He expressed visions of grandeur and then explains a model of the earth that is all jumbled and relates things in such a way that make no sense, except perhaps to him. He may actually be an intelligent man but sadly it seems like his train of thought has derailed

[@simoncarlile5190]

+ScienceAndTruth What he's saying doesn't make sense. It has nothing to do with "if I get it"; a logical argument or theory should be comprehensible and have conclusions that follow from its premises. Timecube is nothing like that. It's arbitrary, batshit nonsense. For instance, why 4 days from 1 day? Why not 8 days? Or 24? Why does the earth have 4 corners? Why not 8? Wouldn't there be an infinity of different days since the sun doesn't exist directly over any two points at the same time? It's a bullshit theory.

[@simoncarlile5190]

***** Then enlighten me. In your own words, explain how a single revolution of the Earth results in exactly four simultaneous days.

[@Biblig]

+Simon Carlile Lol no response

[@falc0knights496]

The last analogy was so inspiring i almost cried

[@amywang5021]

+Albert M Picard gr8 b8 m8

[@agentmith]

Kids, this is what the internet was like back in the 90s. No one to tell you what to say or think, where or where not to go. You picked a direction, joined their webring, and hung on for the ride until your mom picked up the phone and knocked you off the internet.

[@sam5345]

This was 2000s retard

[@mstrfstr310]

Perpetual free AOL with your dad's Penthouse Magazine subscription.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

_"But the Earth is a sphere"_ _"It's composed of four corners"_ Ok, do you really need to keep watching beyond this point?

[@MurphLAZ3R]

+Catzilla No, but I do anyway, 'cause it's hilarious.

[@HimJimRimDim]

Catzilla Yeah, it was hilarious. He must have been a riot up at MIT, they must have been laughing their asses off at this nut. I like his concept of a cube defies the true mathematical definition. According to him "A cube has only 4 sides plus a top and bottom". Huh ??? So then I can claim that a cube has only 2 sides + a top and bottom + a front and back. Or by his logic I can argue that a cube has no sides, it only has a left, right, front back, top and bottom. And a sphere has 4 corners. Is the earth also embedded in a clear polycarbonate cube ?

[@ChrisHennick]

+HimJimRimDim And he calls the centers of the faces "corners". I bet he's never heard of an octahedron.

[@Cheesedragon117]

+Catzilla Technically yes, it still can have four parts despite being a sphere.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

+Cheesedragon117 A sphere cannot have corners just by the fact that it's a sphere. Words mean things.

[@RubberChickenFilms]

We got to watch this in Astronomy class. Happy days.

[@mrnemo204]

What was the topic?

[@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248]

I watched it in Astrology class and got Cancer

[@michaelmichael2382]

@@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248 hope you hav some healing crystals around

[@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248]

@@michaelmichael2382 I got some off Etsy but I didn’t read the description clearly enough. They were fashioned into the shape of an intimate male part. Worst thing was the non returns policy. What the f am I going to do with a $700 translucent rock dong?? This whole healing business is difficult... (Anybody need a rock dong? Only $800)

[@thecianinator]

It's true that midday for one person is midnight, sunup and sundown for other people, but he's ignoring one o'clock, two thirty, and all the other infinite potential divisions of time. Time itself is an arbitrary concept, and dividing it into four sides is just as arbitrary. The halfway points between dawn and noon, dusk and midnight, etcetera, could easily be added to the time cube, making it an 8 sided time prism. And why stop there? The time prism could have infinite sides. Or, to keep it simple, we could just agree on 24 sides and call them hours. Gene Ray isn't promoting four 24 hour days, he's promoting one single 4 hour day, he's just not calling his divisions hours. He's calling them days. The time cube isn't false, it's just arbitrary. And since the world already operates efficiently on a 24 sided time prism, which we call a 24 hour day, this time cube model is a needless distraction. I'll take my thousand dollars now, please.

[@Caustic13]

sounds like you're just stuck in the time cube

[@danjugle]

thecianinator Right. That's the way I read it also. But -- around 1:45 he states that each quadrant is rotating in an opposing or different direction simultaneously. That's where I lose it. He does make a worthy argument for the importance of the "village" versus a community of strangers. It's touching. He's a nut, but he may have a soul after all.

[@thecianinator]

He's thinking two dimensionally. If a rotating sphere, divided into cube-like quadrants, were viewed from the north pole, then the quadrant at the top of the viewpoint would appear to move right and down, while the bottom quadrant would appear to move left and up.

[@mbommari]

Holy shit, timecube finally makes sense to me

[@koboldgeorge2140]

Holy shit, you just might be the second wisest man to ever live. I could never quite grasp what he meant by the "rotating in four different directions" thing..

[@DeciduousClouds]

this is the smartest man who ever lived

[@fadammte_aggst]

living is composed of four corners so he is the smartest man who fourever lived

[@imverydeadd]

hes smarter than nietzsche

[@ultimateclassic4092]

His face when Gene tells him we're going to resort to cannibalism because we don't believe in the time cube. Priceless.

[@Erik-yw9kj]

This makes me feel very fortunate to have a mostly working cognitive system, and also very sad that some people do not. =|

[@ericmcdonald9803]

yeah it actually makes me kind of sad. the school that had him lecture should be ashamed of themselves. he obviously is mentally ill and they were just amusing themselves.

[@kuzmavolkov]

@@ericmcdonald9803 or getting them ready for 2020+ where qanon exists and parlor...

[@SamFischer1000]

I can get mad at Alex Jones, I can get mad at Peter Joseph, but this guy I just feel sorry for.

[@Beclocs]

Well this just blows my "Time Sphere" theory all to hell.

[@bazookasniper5167]

Rofl XD

[@AI-Abominations]

I read the time cube website and understood all of it. This man is a super genius.

[@Scythemantis]

I've known about the Time Cube site since it first went around as a joke, but this is my first time seeing and hearing him speak. I had no idea he was so PRECIOUS. I wish he was my grandpa and had told me all about four-sided cubes by a fireplace when my mind was still open and impressionable.

[@davidmoore00]

Same

[@GARGANTUANMASKEDFISH]

"How can you call the top and bottom sides of a cube sides?" That's when I lost it.

[@chilliecheesecake]

I'll bet he thinks when a room is built the floors and ceiling just magically appear on their own

[@TomSFox]

This man makes just as much sense in person as he does on his website.

[@lindaalbu8762]

In an purely coincidental event, I met Dr. Gene Ray in Clearwater, Florida in 2001. I was at the Post Office, getting into my car, when he approached me from across the parking lot. He introduced himself and handed me a few papers describing his Time Cube theory, along with showing me a small Earth model encased in a plexiglass cube to explain it further. He was very nice and my fiancee was with me too - we spoke for several minutes outside of my car, then Gene went on his way - he had his contact info on those papers too but I never contacted him. I thought it was strange but 'whatever' I thought, the world is full of things. I still have those two photocopied papers from him. Then years later, I started to see all kinds of his Time Cube stuff on the internet, and how he ranted on his beliefs - I thought - who did I meet that day? A crazy man or a genius or both? I still don't know!

[@operationd--msday]

a schizoprhenic

[@MaxTheGamingMan]

@@operationd--msday a schizophrenic who never heard of geometry and geography, apparently

[@thehideoustruth]

This is a guy who believes that our bellybuttons prove that we came from a weird nature goddess whom he has named "Mama". I rest my case.

[@lras650]

I don't know psychology, but I wonder how wise it is to feed this guy's delutions. I hope this student prank, which essentially is ridiculing a person with mental illness, does not end in a tragic way.

[@ZacharyDietze]

R.I.P. Richard Janczarski and Otis Eugene Ray

[@dave8436]

the positive thing about this is that he gave a question no one can answer.

[@Omniprong]

Wisest man who ever lived.

[@colsonjimenez6288]

simontaneously

[@ronm2313]

Whoever made those little glass Earth cube toys probably had no idea that they would take a schizo for such a ride.

[@mysticx0]

im pretty sure cubes have SIX sides.....

[@solomonpachowiak106]

Gene Ray's response to that is "How can you call a top and bottom a side?"

[@mysticx0]

then i would say that space doesnt have an up or down and thats where earth is so for to name a top or a bottom to the planet is kind of strange. or i could put it better. if i put him in a steel cube and rolled it down a hill, id as him which two sides are up and down and to simply walk through them if a cube has no top or bottom.

[@Julian74593]

Solomon Pachowiak north and south pole has a opposite magnetic pull they are up and down

[@solomonpachowiak106]

Up and down relative to us, sure. Doesn't mean the Earth has a "top" or "bottom". Unless you want to describe Earth as more like a cylinder; distinct top and bottom, but no clear "sides".

[@pabloramiro1025]

I feel dirty even defending one part of this nonsense, but I actually understood what he meant here. His theory revolves around the sun shining on different "sides" of the earth. Since the sun shines directly along the equator, only the "sides" of the "earth cube" that are on the equator are relevant. (So while the top and bottom are sides, they just don't matter to his theory)

[@KoalaBerzerker]

Well, I geuss there's a thin line between genius and madness.

[@musicalrevo]

This is just madness though.

[@KoalaBerzerker]

Never said that it wasn't.

[@CorrinZGW]

Doesn't apply here, bud. Time Cube guy is just a dumbass proto-Qanon republican.

[@craigthe3rd]

He's the hero the internet deserves, not the one it needs right now.

[@K1RKH4MM3T]

I'm usually pretty open minded about unorthodox theories and such, but man, Mr. Ray is on some serious shit

[@DroidAssembly]

dr ray get it right

[@sobeita]

I watched the whole video and finally understood where he was coming from... he makes distinctions between four times of day, 12AM - 6AM - 12PM - 6PM, and assigns each to a face of the cube (excluding the faces at the poles of the Earth.) He makes a mistake, though, when he assumes that these simultaneous zones (like our time zones, only much larger) imply additional time passing.

[@michaelpowell3204]

I think I finally actually understand what the hell he means. It's stupid, but I understand it.

[@notinterested100]

hahahahahaha

[@breloom8448]

Enlighten me

[@00wez]

@@breloom8448 How I understand it is: There are 4 angles/corners. When you place them together you get a cube, with the earth in the middle. The corners are rotating simultaneously meaning all four times exist and move at the same time. morning, midday, evening, midnight. My theory is: The sun shines light on the "current" daytime you are living/awake, so even though as he says there are 4 times. We can only see one at a time. edit: nvm sun does not shine except for morning, midday and evening. Perhaps that's part of his point.

[@bigbrownhouse6999]

I met somebody like this at a Starbucks once. I was reading my Bible (used to be a Christian as a young adult) and he came up to me and wanted me to read his book he was writing about how Jesus didn’t fulfill the prophecies of the Jewish scriptures. It was actually pretty good but had some historical inaccuracies. I tried pointing them out but he didn’t want to hear any criticisms. He was homeless and was just doing it as a hobby.

[@13CrystalHeart]

...Oh my...he actually exists?! O_O Dude, now I can put a face to the crazy, at least XD

[@2dsss358]

His theory is just too complex for my little brain, it makes sense that he was the the wisest man on earth

[@littleferrhis]

This man is on a whole new plain of existance, one which we mortals can never understand.

[@InfinitySZ]

"...It's composed of four corners because it rotates in four different directions simultaneously..." I think my brain just broke.

[@cellmat]

There are actually twenty-four days happening simultaneously, they're called time zones.

[@cassandra5322]

Why hasn't anyone helped this guy.

[@bearsaremonkeys]

cassandra5322 Schizophrenics mostly don't accept treatment

[@bearsaremonkeys]

+Ace Legacy There is a good amount of treatment, but it's ineffective so often because so many see the treatment as dangerous. Unfortunately, the treatments we do have only work for people who are at a certain threshold of schizophrenia. It's really sad.

[@bearsaremonkeys]

***** It's not at all. Treatment for schizophrenia can make people far more productive.

[@cassandra5322]

+perleatsworld When I first found out about time cube I was mad, now I just feel sad mostly.

[@NazoKiyoubinbou]

+cassandra5322 This guy is beyond mere schizophrenia. He is... His entire sense of reality is warped beyond any sense of rationalism whatsoever. Even if he was WILLING to accept help, there's no way anyone could get through to him. I tried to read that website and just got a bad feeling deep in the pit of my stomach as if I was looking into the abyss of the most completely broken human mind I've ever seen and could not even have ever imagined. There may well be worse, but it is impossible for me to even imagine.

[@TJTheEmperor]

Simon-tanusly.

[@ThyrmBloodaxe]

this guy is my hero

[@followingtheroe1952]

2:37 NASA has been real quiet since he dropped this

[@gregulbrich153]

Wtf is be saying I can't understand this shit. And on top of that he sounds like Herbert from family guy

[@TomNovak2113]

Oh dear God, I am dead. Herbert the Pervert!

[@heavyharris5580]

This man is a genius.

[@sigmaroll9802]

Still glad he got a lecture on his work

[@Lesquille]

He's so crazy that he wraps completely around the insanity-sanity spectrum and becomes sane again.

[@Jxmpy]

he is clinically insane

[@TheModernHermeticist]

RIP Timecube

[@hattonhaha]

2:55 'Human head has four corners, nose, 2 ears and back corner' SOUNDS LEGIT

[@brib4911]

As a wise man once said: The ONEist educated with their flawed 1 eye perspective (opposite eyes overlay) Cyclops mentality, inflicts static non pulsating logos as a fictitious unicorn same burrito transformation.

[@ToiSoldierGurl]

I suggest to anyone who thinks maybe this guy is talking about time zones to check his web page out. Once you see that schizophrenic jumble, I think everyone will realize this guy is absolutely crazy.

[@BrianGeppert]

[@BankaiIchigo12345]

Time cube is a distortion in space-time (an "anomaly" as they say on Star Trek), and this guy got trapped in it, and after he got out, he's now trying to explain what the experience was like being trapped in this 16 dimensional space-time structure. No human words can describe what this rift in the fabric of the universe is like. That's why his babbling sounds so crazy. Where could he have been on the earth that such a spacial anomaly would exist? Obviously he was in an airplane flying over the Bermuda Triangle. He's one of the few who have actually survived this.

[@jaredjankola2119]

BankaiIchigo12345 You are an idiot.

[@3sc4p1sm]

he's right though, if you take a circle, draw a line down the middle vertically, rotate the circle 90 degrees, and draw another vertical line down the middle, you will create a grid of 4 quarter-circle "quadrants', each of these "quadrants" as he calls them experiences a sunrise, afternoon, evening, and sunset, within 24 hours; therefor there are "4" simultaneous day. you could slice n' dice this further to create any number of simultaneous 24 hour days, depending on perspective; if this isn't the case, then I don't get it.

[@yawn74]

From science , we know that we humans invent time which is 24 hours for 1 day. He just divide the earth sphere into 4 different parts and say we experience 4 different time (sun rise , noon, etc...) and eventually 4 days but he forgot 1 thing No matter how many parts he divides , he has to multiple back to the parts that he divided.... Here is a simpler solution use his time cube , mark all the 4 sides with flags or something. shine it and look at it how many turns we need to take to experience a day / a complete turn ? As such we still conclude the revolution of earth makes 1 day. he said people are dumb bla bla bla makes people feel like he is strange should we listen to a strange person?

[@BenjaminWirtz]

Well we have that already except 24 of them called time zone. In actuality there are an infinite number of lines.

[@yawn74]

thats true , time zones are just a rough idea of what time we should use.

[@pangexp]

This guy is a modern day Zeno. He knows what he is saying is hogwash but has created a carefully crafted argument that follows seemingly logical steps to produce the logical outcome. Love it.

[@kingcrimson234]

pangexp No, he really believes this. I just don't even think he understands what he believes... but he believes it to the bitter end. Such is the sad grip of dementia.

[@vii408]

god in heaven, I would have loved a chance to get Gene on the couch to unravel the mystery of what made him this way.

[@fuckYTIDontWantToUseMyRealName]

This guy has to be the best troll in history.

[@daydaydi]

FuckinGoogleIDont want to use my real name Lovin' that name of your G+ account X'D

[@HulklingsBoyfriend]

Unfortunately he's a paranoid schizophrenic who suffers from severe OCD fixated on patterns of 4; he's also incredibly racist, sexist, and queerphobic.

[@ForeverSharkman643]

AdeptLen Having a favorite number that you fixate on has nothing to do with OCD. However, you are right that this guy is probably has some form of schizophrenia .

[@HulklingsBoyfriend]

He has OCD. It's not just a "favourite" number. He is literally incapable of tying things together without the number 4. He really needs help, and the fact that he believes in "Big Pharma" makes me sad, as we have medication that can help him.

[@ForeverSharkman643]

OCD is an impulse to do something so many times, not just an obsession with a number.

[@Hocotatium111]

"Christopher Columbus told everyone the Earth was round, not flat. They laughed." False. They probably responded with, "yeah, probably."

[@THEfromkentucky]

It was common knowledge that the Earth was a sphere well before Columbus. They laughed at him because he drastically underestimated the size of the Earth, and therefore the time it would take to reach India.

[@Fleechin]

Nah it wasn't even that, he just miscalculated how much supplies he would need and figured he could make it with what he had

[@thegmanofEAP]

There really isn't a whole lot to his theory. He just says "cus id iz!" and stops at that.. This is amazing.

[@edgymurphy570]

I have fewer neurons now than when I started playing this video.

[@Rinaldimanc]

I'm here because of poor little white boy 3

[@edu8273]

poor little white boivin

[@evanwater3633]

This guy is amazing. Sadly his website no longer exists

[@xxxXLopesXxxx]

evan water There is a new website that is an exact copy of his old page.

[@metelicgunz146]

timecube.2enp.com/

[@andrewabbey3669]

you can find it on archive.org

[@StratOCE]

He actually died :(. But it's back up as per the links in the thread.

[@geredbrown5417]

I bet this guy was a greeter at the local Wal-Mart

[@logancaine9616]

Man imagine if this guy lived long enough to see Minecraft.

[@BeenPWNED]

SomeOrdinaryGamers anyone?

[@Adrastea06]

ye

[@BeenPWNED]

dis mudafucka cray

[@Adrastea06]

+Ace Legacy aw that's sad :( poor guy.

[@chopperlaki3938]

+BeenPWNED ye

[@wickedwildwezt]

Yes.

[@pruplehoodedninjagrandmast6038]

timecube is love timecube is life xd

[@RandomGuy0987]

His logic is... undeniable.

[@FactVsReligion]

Yeah its so crazy its hysterical.

[@tonkagaiseric1609]

I find the whole thing very interesting. The Time Cube theory that is. On a side note, that host was a dick. But reading some of the timecube. Theyre very interesting ramblings of a mad man. I love it

[@mattomanx77]

If you listen closely, he's describing 4 different time zones and calling them "Days"

[@xcalibrx1653]

W👁ke

[@Errror_4O6]

Humanity will stop laughing after his theory will become reality

[@kuaggie624]

"i'm not a writer or speaker" A CLUE SHERLOCK!!!!

[@Phobos_Anomaly]

I've actually read his website...and I've read all about the illustrious and irrefutable Time Cube principle on RationalWiki, and I knew the guy was batshit crazy...but until I actually heard him talk...I had no idea....holy shit.

[@117legend1998]

'merica.

[@richo61]

TimeCube guy! The original internet Crank! This guy has been around forever.

[@krakhaid]

Okay, so the Earth is a 4 sided cube, with each face of the cube in an alternate dimension, and a parallel existing universe. Makes perfect sense. He's sort of right about the whole midday thing though. If I'm standing in the midwest of the US, at midday, in Hawaii, it's dusk, in England, it's dawn, and in Moscow it's midnight.

[@storyteller915]

top and bottom and front and back? Naw, only two "sides". Not time-cube, time-plane. Only got two side, hemispheres not quadrants. What the fuck is he smoking? TIME CUBE WILL SAVE YOU FROM CANNIBALISM!!!!!

[@trog871]

look at his website, and then cleanse your eyes with fire.

[@HulklingsBoyfriend]

That's what the internet was like in the late 90s and early 2000s.

[@Familiar7]

GENIUS! Give that man a promotion!

[@BushcraftingBogan]

This was 13 years ago. And I just ate all my neighbors. If only I had seen this earlier.

[@MrMargaretScratcher]

Simontanous.

[@realitywarper936]

Do you even science?

[@a-circling-sol]

this guy is absolutely off his rocker.

[@zosojb]

Mother Hole Father Pole

[@OsirisMalkovich]

What I don't get (well, the main thing I don't get) is even if what he's saying is true (which is a stretch, but for the sake of argument) how does it change anything about life or the understanding of physics? As far as I can tell he's talking about a semantic difference in how we describe time, but it's not like you can use his "theory" to actually _do_ anything.

[@johnybalohny]

I agree with what your saying. Why not have an Octogon, or any even sided object as your shape. It would be just as valid. I suggest we build off his 4 side theory, but instead it should be 24 sided with 1 top and 1 bottom.

[@johnybalohny]

You could have a 3 sided figure (three timezones) or a 173 sided figure (many time zones), all depends on what we agree on.

[@galacticketchup8175]

What ever do you mean‽ His "theory" can be used to do everything! If we don't accept this now, we're going to resort to cannibalism!

[@LunarLemonade]

This opened my mind so much that my brain blowed up.

[@southparkboy619]

I really miss this show.

[@gabbogaffe1477]

I feel almost bad for this guy he needs help

[@hanliu3707]

Whether he will accept the help is a question, and the answer is no, it's too late. I always wish people like him works as (only) artists and fiction writer, we can use more Lord of the Rings or Discworld rather than... this.

[@adrianmarcolini2210]

Please tell me this guy is a troll.

[@UFC_Buffalo]

The heavy southern accent doesn't do him any favors either lol.

[@SUNRISE.ONTHEROAD]

"The races must not mix until the Time Cube is defeated" ~ Woolie Madden

[@benjaminp.771]

Is it bad I find the whole "colombus proved the world was round" thing to be the most wrong thing in this interview? The greeks not only proved it was round thousands of years ago, but calculated it's diameter fairly closely

[@Soundeagle3456]

diameter except minus the extra zeros.