Time to bounce (Vampire Survivors)

[@pokemonmaster6016]

I love how the meta for backseaters is to wait until he goes on a rant to try and get him to pick something that’ll let him win

[@patricktan7120]

i dont wanna go off on a rant here

[@VivBrodock]

Luna inherited the banter gene

[@tsawy6]

8 hour Constantinople stream when?

[@meta4knight]

Imagine learning to talk with Ryan around. he’s not only a talking machine but an interesting non annoying machine

[@eggoslayer1001]

Calling daycare an "auto-battler" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard lol

[@heresRIPLEY]

He says this isn't an unhinged stream but this is probably one of the most unhinged streams of the year. At least three completely unrelated and completely insane tangents.

[@camelspiderattack4161]

the parking payment story made me feel so much second-hand rage i had to pause the video lmao

[@CboTheSecond]

I read this before watching thinking "nah, it can't actually be that bad". Oh it was

[@EsotericCat]

@@fixyourlevels it is atrocious and common

[@iancrane5705]

As somebody who is able to take transit/bike for 90% of their travel, I was just laughing uncontrollably the entire time

[@canox6017]

I'm glad to live in a really walkable city. I just go wherever I need to, and if it's too far I take some kind of public transport. Dealing with parking systems seems like a nightmare

[@enkays_den]

I HATE VANCOUVER PARKING SO MUCH

[@JoeTheWiltshire]

25:50 That parking situation sounds like some kind of elaborate inverted escape room 🤣

[@Khanh1321]

time to bounce... bounce on ya boy's "like button"

[@LunyDR]

+2

[@vincebl9899]

That pegging tweet really hits different when we start talking about the Like Button

[@themauler1599]

I tried to bounce but every other bounce takes it away

[@zoid_on_youtube]

+2 brother, stay pegged

[@themauler1599]

@@zoid_on_youtube You got it...wait...

[@dijjo]

This man actually called daycare an Auto-battler. Absolutely pegged.

[@int3r4ct]

16:44 as a stay at home dad, that is the one thing that fuels my nightmares, man. Thankfully I look really unapproachable or something so no one has said anything to me when I’m out with the kids.

[@user-zz3sn8ky7z]

"Thankfully I look really unapproachable or something so no one has said anything to me when I’m out with the kids." Between that, what NL said and my personal experiences i think it might actually just be that it's way less common than people make it out to be

[@kennygee3062]

Grandma- *puts blanket on baby* NL- You've lost your damn mind, no more babysitting for you.

[@sator_project]

32:50 NL boldly tries to replicate a half step harmony sung by Michael McDonald and himself

[@xenos_n.]

17:31 that's some parental rage right there

[@joehemmann1156]

Now that she knows Constantinople, you need to teach her to say Istanbul.

[@SeraSmiles]

Cuz it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. 🎶

[@joehemmann1156]

@@SeraSmiles Been a long time gone...

[@NFStopsnuf]

NL needs to show Luna the Greek vs Turk based argument video asap

[@newrev9er]

No

[@astarothgr]

The day care being an "autobattler" made me hit the like button. That was good.

[@Sonar009]

People really do be out here running solo no daycare any% speedruns.

[@donkeykong315]

In terms of what to do with a child when you have things to do, we’ve always just had them either “help” with the chores or let them sit/stand around and watch. Babies and toddlers are just so curious about everything that the most mundane things are interesting to them.

[@arthurdebacker3270]

Saw NL play this game a couple of days ago. Looked fun so I tried it myself - it's cheap, why not? Now I'm 20 hours in and I'm hooked! Damn you NL, I was trying to cut back on gaming!

[@donkeykong315]

30 minutes for a win really makes the time disappear lol

[@minoxiothethird]

nl's baby enraged about the destruction of constantinople

[@alecmiller5296]

Understandable

[@Tanzklaue]

when you turn 25 years old, 99% of all cats born in the same year as you will have died. I think 25 is old af. we just get way more older afer later on.

[@shintaro_13]

The parking lot story is so good

[@rubemevangelista3868]

This guy is such a good storyteller

[@Elischannel4stuff]

That ending is so good

[@MrEvakin1]

“Hey, can you send me a copy of that video? Cuz I’m about to take your ass for all it’s worth…” Jesus fucking Christ that’s so badass.

[@RoloFilms]

From now on I will refer to daycare as 'Auto battler for my kid' XD

[@jeydonfal1]

his parking anecdote is my actual worse nightmare

[@firedonutzFTW]

7:10 Grandma from Encanto moment. You see how fricked up Luisa was? You ever listen to “Surface Pressure”???

[@mik3e]

The satellite impression at 30:15 I don't why shit was that good

[@funkmata]

Great job on the "Debaser" / "Bracer" gag. Made me laugh out loud.

[@lordgoogler6380]

That parking system is hellish, I hope to never need to park in a city like that...

[@cricerysth7431]

I think the game is called Vampire Survivors because you are the vampire trying to survive.

[@jurgeysamuel]

The contrast between the songs was top tier

[@mattwilliams2935]

NL talking about how difficult solo run parenting is but me having read Ruyard Kipling's The Jungle Book *smirks like Jerry Lawler*

[@deadvenom4994]

DLC is out NL? We gonna see you complete this game or are you done with it?

[@DrLongWang]

NL’s is never going to teach his daughter chess because he knows she’d be better than him by 7.

[@martysue3704]

Least deranged Egg Benedict rant.

[@manguy01]

Man. It would have been insane if he had taken the magic wand the rare occasions where it came up. Still. Very cool run!

[@MonkPredator04]

just turned 30 as well. thanks, NL. this did make sense to me

[@Szanth]

Starting the belief again engagement

[@Doomclown]

I took my kids to the grocery store on Father's Day and they gave me a free cake.

[@doodoonoodle2985]

Lol you think you know dads until they open their mouths 😂😂😂😂

[@PukeattackAK47]

NL raising a true wordsmith

[@beansperkins]

Suggestion: go to options and turn on damage numbers

[@OmowiHY]

He just turned them off like the video before this one.

[@litapd311]

it destroys the bitrate later in the run

[@Miser_Mask]

Haven't been watching on twitch lately, has chat told him about heading to the bottom of the tower yet?

[@rubemevangelista3868]

They kinda did on a previous video, I believe one of the mods advised against it

[@JelloSalad021]

fellas, what does he mean when he says the xp congeals

[@zoid_on_youtube]

i think when you leave xp on the floor and walk away, the xp crystals on the edge of the screen condense into better xp crystals, and thats what he means by congealing

[@Linkfan001]

@@zoid_on_youtube they also follow you around and spawn just off screen.

[@myspicyclips6402]

it agglomerates

[@punkrockllama]

32:13 it is better down where its wetter. ;) If you know what I mean

[@Doomclown]

Confirm that my kids don't watch TV and my house looks like shit.

[@Blaurot]

I hated Marvel Snap, but.. gimme one more, just to see if ill get addicted

[@keeegz95]

many people are saying this

[@cowboi61]

NL just shave luna's head so everyone can tell its your kid then nobody will suspect you of kidnapping lol

[@paunchypanic0495]

After a month of never understanding a reference, I got the Office Space reference. My Film Studies class was worth it in the end

[@piklboi]

What does NL think people did with their kids before electronic screens were in every home. An empty box keeps a kid occupied for an hour

[@DeadHawk23]

Better let her know it's Istanbul (Not Constantinople)

[@MrJack8700]

The fact that he never takes laurel is insanity

[@Durzaka]

NL Banishing Crown and Laurel, 2 of the best items in the game has be actually losing my mind over here while watching.

[@KingofBattle008]

Wonder if he will ever kill red death lol

[@tomdalzell3674]

You love to see it.

[@DomesticWithAnMD]

Do you mean to tell me that NL can't afford a nanny on Fridays? The Twitch revenue share changes are hitting hard.

[@dylanoconnor5821]

hey nl how about a little more vampire survivors? just think about it

[@theStr4yD0g]

When he took knife instead of magic wand I cried a little.

[@TaraRaeDev]

I wanna see Ryan's drawings.

[@F1R3S74R73R]

26:16 Ted Kaczynski moment

[@willowevergreen7577]

New NL pog!!

[@myspicyclips6402]

can anyone of you twitch viewers tell me NL’s regular streaming schedule in eastern time?

[@myspicyclips6402]

@@liruneko89754 i wonder if he would ever consider taking his weekend sometime during the weekend, like restaurants.

[@imthebestmayne122]

Pog! Vampire Survivors! But when is Marvel Snap coming back? Day 4 of commenting until we get more Marvel Snap.

[@jeeneeraykreenaldeen7979]

It's super easy folks, just succeed

[@BeeKeeper-]

i love

[@shualawrence249]

Insane NL take, going crazy over the fact that some people bring in their parents to help look after their kid as if he’s not literally in the prime job to look over his kid all day. Totally redeemed but the rest of the video though. 8/10.

[@EsotericCat]

Big hater of the pay portals instead of physical insurances for simple payments like a toll booth, or parking, or even parking meters. It is absurd that they want everyone to use phones for this stuff, like what if people don't want to have phones or cant afford one? Where I live soon, you wont be able to use the metro without a phone app and all money on old cards will be null.

[@davides6710]

Board game arena speedrun when??

[@1gnorantlizard733]

38:34 I am sorry to do you like this Ryan but I gotta, everyone who picks always floor chicken doesn't have confidence. Real Alpha Omega Sigma males pick always big coin bag and die like men

[@sickwickedsick]

woo

[@toxic_cowZ]

Hey nl could you please play one of my favorite games rift wizard please and thank you.

[@nattteo]

You gotta start turning on some of the modifiers like double time or hyper, playing on easy mode constantly is not the way. Plus you get more money that way.

[@ericlamb4501]

Don't jump the gun bro, Constantinople is an easy word to say. The city was built during a time most people couldn't even read and Illiterate farm peasants had to say it. A toddler saying it just shows they succeeded in naming it.

[@justinianian]

19:00 if people are worried about getting filmed abducting children they're more likely to not abduct the child. considering how often children ARE abducted that little bit of prevention is worth it. -2. I'm hoping what you meant is POSTING/KEEPING the video without permission of the people IN the video, which is a crime.

[@pepperios1647]

1/300,000 in the USA, what are you talking about?

[@Lazerfaced]

How about you just don't film random people going about their day?

[@オレンジと殺人鬼]

isn't half the fun in these games the satisfaction of seeing damage numbers everywhere? why do people disable them?

[@Lazerfaced]

I cannot stand the damage numbers and flashing vfx in this game, I have both turned off. Its just way too much visual noise on top of an already hectic screen

[@VonFalcon47]

I did not understand the point he was making about ipad kids at all. What is the correlation between not letting you kid near a computer/cellphone screen and having a dirty house? That one flew right over my head...

[@poecheapbuild]

the implication is that parents who don't let their children use electronics must then be watching over them all the times, which doesn't leave enough time to clean the house

[@VonFalcon47]

@@poecheapbuild OK, i'm sure he didn't think that one through then since he comes from a generation that didn't have tablets growing up, so is he saying his parents always had the house dirty? Kind of a weird point to make, parents that don't let their kids watch a screen will just distract them with something else. The rest of the rant though is golden, especially the part about being in the trenches while other dads are on the radio XD

[@poecheapbuild]

@@VonFalcon47 my brother in christ are you aware of the concept of an hyperbole?

[@VonFalcon47]

@@poecheapbuild Google says: "exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally." When am I supposed to know if he's saying something that's to be taken literally or not then? I would assume there's a reason for using such a way of phrasing things but I can't understand what it could be in this case since he doesn't elaborate further. I don't think I like this "hyperbole" thing very much...

[@tremendo1556]

Well thats it for me folks.. not like you know me lol.. but i been watching NL for years and always knew he was opinionated and a bit of a narcissist and thats fine.. but more and more i see him attacking his fan base like he is mr know it all. Hopefully in the future you can drop politicizing everything and go back to fun commentary. Till then so long.. hope his kid doesn't inherit that ego. Bye.

[@largeonion7178]

is this real lmao

[@vincebl9899]

It's not an airport you don't have to announce your departure.

[@newrev9er]

There's nothing narcissistic about him. And he's not condescending. Sarcastic, and a bit psycho at times, but that's a byproduct of streaming full time.

[@figgisfiddis]

lmaaooooo no1curr