My daughter had an exam question, "Can you name all of the world's continents". She just put..."Yes". She argued that she has answered the question as asked. And I suppose that she had. They didn't actually ask her to list them, just if she knew them. They gave her the point. Brilliant.
@dancedecker2 жыл бұрын
I think my favourite answer ever is from a genuine exam paper. "What ended in 1896?" The answer given was.."1895". Genius.
@Ruby...X2 жыл бұрын
@@dancedecker Genius indeed.
@dancedecker2 жыл бұрын
@@Ruby...X I agree. But then again, I suppose I would. Lol.
@RustyDust1012 жыл бұрын
She was absolutely correct, and as she could also logically defend her point, any teacher NOT awarding her the point would stifle her creativity and ingenuity. But that's exactly (among many other skills) what school should teach you.
@dancedecker2 жыл бұрын
@@RustyDust101 Many thanks. I agree.
@genesisreyes1003 жыл бұрын
The motivate your answer one tho😂😂hope the answer feels motivation😂😂😂
@christopherdean13263 жыл бұрын
WTF is "motivate your answer" supposed to mean anyway?
@polarbearsarecute62403 жыл бұрын
@@christopherdean1326 explain it i think
@christopherdean13263 жыл бұрын
@@polarbearsarecute6240 What a strange way of expressing the idea...
@nobodyknows47703 жыл бұрын
@@christopherdean1326 more like "support your answer"
@nealjroberts40503 жыл бұрын
@@christopherdean1326 presumably it comes from "provide a motive for your answer" which is clunky "standard" English itself.
@HardtoHandleThisFella3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the motivate your answer. " Go answer, go!!" 3:04
@MrTruckerf Жыл бұрын
What does 'motivate your answer' even mean? Do they mean 'give a motivated answer' as in: 'Try Hard!' ? To motivate is to encourage, so I actually can't think of a response different that the one given.
@gajustempus2 жыл бұрын
Programmer: "I'm going shopping. Do you need something?" Girlfriend: "Yeah. Bring a bottle of milk please. And if they've got eggs, get 12." two hours later, programmer brings 12 bottles of milk. Girlfriend: "Why did you bring THAT much milk?" Programmer: "They had eggs."
@Fereiro14102 жыл бұрын
As a programmer i find this very normal and ok As a human being i find this very funny
@burnttoast262 жыл бұрын
Programming: where being a technical smartass actually works.
@myview99232 жыл бұрын
I think there is something wrong with him. He is supposed to get 13 bottles of milk.
@kyledaugherty16092 жыл бұрын
@@myview9923 Plot twist: His girlfriend was chastising him for his poor logic.
@myview99232 жыл бұрын
@@kyledaugherty1609 That's horrible.. Blamed because of incorrect instructions.
@jackrasmussen44673 жыл бұрын
I once told my son to dry the clothes in the washer before I got home. The clothes were still in the washer. I asked him why they had not been dried. He said you can't dry clothes in a washer.
@unbekannternutzer252 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong
@Dolphin0023 жыл бұрын
When my brother was in first grade, he got the question "Name the shapes" in his homework. He named them Tom, John, etc.
@thekyoungin60543 жыл бұрын
You just got that from the internet
@danasepton78963 жыл бұрын
Oh wow 🤣😂
@Dolphin0023 жыл бұрын
@@thekyoungin6054 No, it's a true story
@thekyoungin60543 жыл бұрын
@@Dolphin002 alright, you just keep convincing yourself that champ, okay?
@Dolphin0023 жыл бұрын
@@thekyoungin6054 Okay, deny it all you want, you can't change the fact that it happened
@maggiezhang53803 жыл бұрын
"Always try to fool your teachers so you get put into a smart student answers compilation" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
@Ipshitabagel8203 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ridita52213 жыл бұрын
If I would be their teacher, I would give an A for creativity and original thinking.
@moonstorm63102 жыл бұрын
"Hallo,"
@soupsgord3 жыл бұрын
Pillowcases on the pillows is either a super bad dad joke or a divorce waiting to happen...
@Capillus3 жыл бұрын
She should have asked him to put the pillows into the pillow cases.
@soupsgord3 жыл бұрын
@@Capillus If he doesn’t know pillow cases need to be put onto the pillows she should search for someone else, else she will be a slave to his “ignorance” and end up doing all the work.
@Capillus3 жыл бұрын
@@soupsgord Don’t get me wrong, I totally agree with you. However, semantically speaking, the pillows go into the pillow cases.
@soupsgord3 жыл бұрын
@@Capillus yeah like I said dad joke 🙄😂
@afriend94283 жыл бұрын
*A divorce NEXT YEAR! But they still did it like animals in da kitchen when she was laughing that day* 😂
@YSO9923 жыл бұрын
The 3DS thing was just savage. That poor kid. Lmao
@sprintershepherd43593 жыл бұрын
i didnt get that . did the kid ask for a, free DS idk ?
@lezorford71553 жыл бұрын
@@sprintershepherd4359 Don't worry...I didn't get it either...along with a few others ☺️
@vmkoya40802 жыл бұрын
@@sprintershepherd4359 the kids was asking for a Nintendo 3DS. It is a portable video gaming system. But when the kids asked they just said 3DS. As a joke the parents got them an S in 3-D.
@RTStx12 жыл бұрын
@@vmkoya4080 Oh thank you
@hunterlawrence35732 жыл бұрын
Hopefully their parents gave them a real 3DS after
@dewmilk72663 жыл бұрын
4:05 best response to that ever
@sprintershepherd43593 жыл бұрын
yeah , also then by posting that , he then posted to the world that he asked his wife for underwear pics ? idk , call me old fashion , dont people care anything for their intimacy and privacy anymore
@trinytrin21423 жыл бұрын
That was perfection. I couldn't stop laughing, my stomach hurts now
@hummingbird113 жыл бұрын
I was in tears over the lady breast feeding. Hilarious!
@Whassevah3 жыл бұрын
Next time use a burqa.
@U_N_C_R_E_A_T_I_V_E2 жыл бұрын
use a burqa.
@Brievel2 жыл бұрын
Good for her, I say. Babies hate covers, and who can blame them?!
@RustyDust1012 жыл бұрын
That must have been nowhere in Europe. I can't remember any place in Europe where a woman couldn't breastfeed her baby or where someone would demand her to cover up.
@gldxh4ck3r3 жыл бұрын
6:25 is by far the funniest for me. Someone actually posted pictures of ground birds, AKA no flyers. Gotta love that!
@BloodyBay2 жыл бұрын
*Random Internet Smartass:* "Clever, but there should be a Stephens Island Wren in those flightless bird photos too! 1/10." *Internet Counter-Smartass:* "The Stephens Island Wren is _extinct,_ dude. A single housecat killed off the entire species by 1895." *Random Internet Smartass:* "So? That's not an excuse!" inb4 _that_ happens. ;-)
@kakahass88452 жыл бұрын
@@BloodyBay I can't believe I'm doing this but it wasn't a single housecat there were multiple feral cats.
@BloodyBay2 жыл бұрын
@@kakahass8845 I read and learned otherwise. It was a single lighthouse keeper - David Lyall - being sent to operate the lighthouse on Stephens Island by New Zealand's Government during the 1890's, and he had one companion to go there and live with him: his housecat, Tibbles. He set up and ran the lighthouse, he discovered the species of flightless wren that was exclusive to that island, and while he was documenting the wrens, his cat was out _killing_ the wrens because apparently Lyall didn't believe in keeping his cat inside all the time. Since the island had never been home to any predators before Lyall introduced Tibbles, the wrens had never needed to fly to escape predators before. Stephens Island is a small island - it's about a quarter-mile across at its broadest dimension - so it's not inconceivable that one cat alone could lay waste to the island's entire population of small, flightless birds. It's a poignant historical lesson on the damage that invasive species can inflict on local environs (as if we here in the States hadn't already learned enough of that lesson firsthand, having to deal with such bothersome foreign invaders as kudzu and fire ants). And what can't you believe about doing this? People post comments to contradict other people on KZbin all the time. It's nothing remarkable.
@kakahass88452 жыл бұрын
@@BloodyBay I read that wrens were actually native to New Zealand in general but since humans exist they were eventually extinct in every place but Stephen's Island I also read that it was a misconception that it was killed by a single cat and the thing I couldn't believe doing is well exactly what you demonstrated in your comment everyone going "Well actually" to each others comment.
@BloodyBay2 жыл бұрын
@@kakahass8845 It's possible that the Stephens Island Wren/Lyall's Wren originally lived in locations other than Stephens Island; perhaps those locations were originally connected by land bridges when the ocean's surface was lower in eons past. But the lack of predators on Stephens Island is why the wren avoided extinction (until David Lyall and his cat showed up, anyway), even as wild felines and other predators eradicated the wrens' populations elsewhere, New Zealand's mainland included. (And the Ackshully Guy meme only applies in the case of people making *_petty or unnecessary_* corrections or contradictions. Questions as to the exact cause of an entire species' extinction are neither petty nor unnecessary when the species' traits - in this case, flightlessness - and how those traits may have contributed to their extinction are parts of the topic at hand. So we're all good. :) )
@deesauve43033 жыл бұрын
I have one: I was eating pizza and my brother walked in. He asked me how long to put the pizza in the microwave because he wanted a slice. I told him "22", as in 22 seconds. So, he put the pizza in the microwave for 22 *minutes*. The pizza, plate and microwave did not survive. Everything else did, and no one was injured, other than a bit of smoke inhalation. He put it in for 22, I suppose.
@centauria91222 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing after the part you said 22 minutes and that the pizza, plate, and microwave did not survive LMAO! 😂
@unbekannternutzer252 жыл бұрын
The second comment where units change everything I read within a minute. What are math teachers doing these days?
@Dreamheart1012 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I would probably have made the same mistake 😂 If someone's asking how long to put something in the microwave for, it's because they genuinely don't have a sense for it yet, and they will have no idea what's a lot and what's a little. Speaking from experience
@kanalmimi2 жыл бұрын
Lol but how old was your brother to not guess? 😂😂
@gardenjoy5223 Жыл бұрын
It runs in the family, I see :) :) :)
@morgfarm13 жыл бұрын
Me at work about 5 years ago: my 'trainer' at the time was my younger sister. she told me to toast 3 buns. So I did. exactly 3 buns -- Crown and Heel. Nobody specified to me she meant 3 full packages of buns. To this day I am why the new hires are taught with toasting 3 *packages* of buns. Because people like me exist.
@darcybrummett70043 жыл бұрын
That’s probably how I would’ve interpreted that. Trainer: “Toast 3 buns.” Later, trainer to me: “Where are the rest?” Me: “What do you mean, ‘where are the rest?’ You told me to toast 3 buns and that’s what I did.” Trainer: “I meant 3 packages of buns.” Me: “Why didn’t you say that?”
@flowerdolphin56483 жыл бұрын
I mean, you did what you were told. Just about anyone would do that hearing an assignment like that.
@aasthaacharya63432 жыл бұрын
I would've done the same thing tbh
@unbekannternutzer252 жыл бұрын
See kids, that's why units matter. 3 buns and 3 packages of buns are two completely different things
@vickielam85272 жыл бұрын
Trainer said 3 buns... you were correct my friend I would have thought that as well, besides the trainer wasn’t specific enough for us to understand
@nandhanamanoj99443 жыл бұрын
George is really a good name for a short bushy plant...I guess😂
@georgealderson44243 жыл бұрын
I am short and have a beard and don't move a lot - so does that count?! Haha
@foodistasty87443 жыл бұрын
@@georgealderson4424 m a y b e-
@georgealderson44243 жыл бұрын
@@foodistasty8744 Haha Glad I am behaving as I should in that case!
@Nightmare_Developer3 жыл бұрын
Is George funny name ? idk just wondering
@georgealderson44243 жыл бұрын
@@Nightmare_Developer No I don't think so. It is just an old fashioned name but I think it is becoming popular again.
@theangryotaku33612 жыл бұрын
4:35 i have a german grandmother, they take every statement at face value and have never even dreamed of using sarcasm. very entertaining to talk to about certain subjects because there is absolutely no beating around the bush, only plowing straight through them with the force of a train
@unbekannternutzer252 жыл бұрын
Nah dude. Depending where in Germany you are, sarcasm is a very important part of talking. As someone from bavaria I have to say that the regular beer you get in Berlin is already small. So if you asked me to make it even smaller this is the only logical option
@kawsaypaq34482 жыл бұрын
I am half-German in Germany and have a hard time, because they don’t say what they mean. 😂
@panagea20073 жыл бұрын
At a corporate luncheon I noticed a woman behind the counter with the name tag "Kathy Chef". I said wow what a coincidence she has the same last name as her profession....then I realized....duh.
@soybean34233 жыл бұрын
lol :)
@ridita52213 жыл бұрын
A lot of people choose the same profession as their name. A lot of Dennis became dentist and so on.
@sprintershepherd43593 жыл бұрын
@@ridita5221 yeah I have noticed that , its cool and makes me think every time , how much did their name have to do with them choosing that particular profession or job
@raymond190012 жыл бұрын
@@ridita5221 What about John Carpenter. He renovates bathrooms.
@ridita52212 жыл бұрын
@@raymond19001 It's close enough. 😉
@ChrisBreemer3 жыл бұрын
GO ANSWER ! GO !! That one just cracks me up 😂❤
@TheDracoAnimator3 жыл бұрын
Once the answer to a math test was 64 I wrote "1 stack"
@bladeofSteele3 жыл бұрын
Oh Minecraft
@Nightmare_Developer3 жыл бұрын
No one stack can be 16 or 1 🤐 you nees to clarify Good one tho :D
@KMW8963 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sawfie93273 жыл бұрын
That probably was one perfect day and moment- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lr_laura2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@liisung7613 жыл бұрын
I asked my mom for an x box 360 when I was young, i couldn’t pronounce it so it sounded like eggs box......so she literally got and egg box and stuck 360 to the front😂
@Agnethatheredhairkid2 жыл бұрын
@ Lilsung: My father said he'd got me a keyboard. It turned out to be a piece of cardboard with a house key on it!
@rollomaughfling3803 жыл бұрын
LMAO @ Bobby. 00:37 What a legend.
@AnimeLover-rw2vg3 жыл бұрын
3:11 This is so cute and hilarious😆
@veronicasimmonds18742 жыл бұрын
"This is America we use H here" unless it's in words like HERB. LOVE LOVE LOVE her response your wife kind sir is a genius
@jeffnarum13732 жыл бұрын
Customer: I'll take a coffee without cream. Waitress: You'll have to have it without milk, we're all out of cream.
@hilltopfjords79162 жыл бұрын
Hubby filled out the insurance info on the new house..... Where it said “number of smokers in the house”, he thought for a moment and wrote “one, but it’s on the deck” 😂
@juliagonzalezperez44583 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if I enjoyed the video or the music more... Both are really good, by the way :3
@Villan8lle3 жыл бұрын
That Golden Retriever tho 😂
@NatRomanoff583 жыл бұрын
I mean when you're dealing with toddlers/little kids you've gotta expect some funny results 😅
@jaomwtoptd3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, too often, we don't get enough time to read everything before the page turns.
@sprintershepherd43593 жыл бұрын
push the pause button , if using a ketboard , its the space bar , and push it again to play
@Klm492 жыл бұрын
Oh I had to pause on almost every image to really take it all in!!
@reddiamondclasher50482 жыл бұрын
The answer is so motivated that all its words are still running
@shawnbarczak17662 жыл бұрын
I give ultimate props to the woman that was breastfeeding!!! Bravo! There should be no shame in this and to cover the way you did breaks everything! Bravo to you!!!
@ChicagoMel232 жыл бұрын
It’s still possible to be modest while doing it. I hate when they get hassled though
@Klm492 жыл бұрын
@@ChicagoMel23 You don't have to be modest or anything else, you just have to provide nutritional sustenance to your baby as they need it. When you give birth, your Breasts are NOT for titillating, they are for Feeding Babies and that is all!! When my daughters were screaming I would feed them wherever and whenever they needed it.
@LynxSouth2 жыл бұрын
@@ChicagoMel23 I agree. Many generations of women have nursed modestly in public with a diaper or small cloth draped over the baby's head, which comes in handy for wiping the baby's mouth afterwards. There's a time and place for everything except immature attention grabbing and virtue signaling.
@blumoogle29013 жыл бұрын
I really, really struggled with this for a long time when I was younger, and it caused me and probably a lot of people who I spoke to a lot of frustration, but not in the way you might think: I'd long realised that people didn't always mean what they actually asked, and could realise when they probably meant to ask something-something related to what they actually said, as what they said wouldn't make sense when compared to what other people did when asked to do something similar in the past in my experience, so I'd learned when to ask questions to clarify, then ask more questions, then made sure that my understanding lined up. Nowadays I can understand what people mean when they ask questions, but when people ask me what time it is, I still have to consciously censor my awnser to not give them the truth but what they actually want to know: the first awnser is almost always "I don't know, I can only tell you what my watch indicates, and I'm not sure how accurate it is, or if any of the millions of possible ways it could have been adjusted to indicate the wrong time happened, and I have no way of finding out in any reasonable way" and if you ask me what colour the house across the street is painted, I don't know, I can only tell you what colours the walls on the front was painted the last time I saw it, and I have no way of knowing if the back walls I haven't seen are neon pink or if the house has been repainted in the last two days and I hate assuming, but you don't actually want my knowledge, you want my assumption. Nothing in the world is more irritating than vague policies for this reason, because rules lawyering isn't an attempt to be a smart-ass, its the default for me to assume that the litteral interpretation is the correct one, then try to interpret what the speaker meant as a conscious excersize. This is the reason why peer pressure just doesn't work, if I don't feel like trying to interpret your meaning through body language queues and passive aggressive implications, subtlety and comparison to how others would react in a similar situation, I can choose not to and there's no little voice telling me to do anything except exactly what I want to do - I know exactly what I should want because there are rules for that and if I don't like the potential negative consequences I won't do it. But please guys, say what you mean, it's exhausting to be constantly, consciously, logically empathetic when unconscious, emotionally driven empathy doest work.
@Izabela-ek5nh3 жыл бұрын
Asperger, I assume? The answer I give the most is "I have no idea" and the second is "it depends" which makes me the least helpful person ever 😂
@blumoogle29013 жыл бұрын
@@Izabela-ek5nh I have joked that if someone gave me perfectly working truth potion, my awnsers would all be what I perceive to be subjective truth, and thus probably useless to whoever asked any questions, as I wouldn't be able to force myself to make the same logical leaps neccessary to guess what my questioner assumed our shared framework for reference is before awnsering a question. This is a very useful skill when programming computers and doing lie detector tests, not so useful for social interaction. If you've ever read Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land, I could very well become a Trusted Witness without any real training.
@Izabela-ek5nh3 жыл бұрын
@@blumoogle2901 Yes I have read the book. I can truly relate to your point of view and all the struggle... "will you come to the concert?" "How should I know?" "????" "...cause I can have an accident, I can break my leg, my kid may break his leg, the whole planet may collapse, the concert hall may collapse, how the heck can I know if I'll be there, I cannot see the future..."
@blumoogle29013 жыл бұрын
@@Izabela-ek5nh Yup, I have to assume, without evidence except experience of how other people normally think, that the person asked the so-so related question "Do you recall having created a reasonable plan, that, if implemented mostly effectively and that you could adjust as neccessary if required, will satisfy the major, foreseeable requirements for permission and required logistics neccessary to account for reasonably likely problems or hindrances that might occur, from your experience with similar plans, in order to attend this specific concert if it seems likely that the concert will actually happen and have you started taking all neccessary and possible actions that you assume from experience might be effective or neccessary to implement this plan, assuming no unforeseeable or unforseen problems occur?" and just awnser that question instead. The difficulties come from knowing when and how to reinterpret questions asked to what people likely wanted to ask and expending the mental energy to do so consistently and rapidly during conversations.
@Izabela-ek5nh3 жыл бұрын
@@blumoogle2901 yes but how can I promise anything when I may not be able to keep my word?? "Promise you will come!" I mean how?? How can I know? I alwats have to say "I'll do my best to come" and nothing more...
@lykaina2103 жыл бұрын
Am I the only german person watching the video and laughing about the name of the person in 0:30? I mean, "Sandi Mann"? I'm pretty sure, for the most german people this should be a very hilarious name.
@crissibuchbauer41663 жыл бұрын
A man called Mann is funny, but for a woman this is... 😂 And I also couldn't stop laughing at the small beer from Berlin, because ordering a small beer in Bavaria would still be half a liter.
@ranmakuro3 жыл бұрын
@@crissibuchbauer4166 It's not about the Mann (because yes, this is a common surname). It's about the whole name. Sandi Mann. We have a childrens TV show called Sandmann about a kind of gnome or elf that visits small children with a ton of sand literally and throws a handfull in childrens eyes so they fall asleep. And this is german culture. A woman called sandman indeed is weird.
@dadoctah3 жыл бұрын
A small Christian sect founded in Scotland were called the Glasites, but when the founder's (John Glas) son-in-law Robert Sandeman spread the church to England and America, they became known as the Sandemanians. The physicist Michael Faraday was a member.
@ranmakuro3 жыл бұрын
@@dadoctah Now that's some funny shit. XD Love that!
@blockyhour42243 жыл бұрын
That thousand wet floor signs 🤣 im dying
@yourfaveartist79743 жыл бұрын
6:10 that’s perfect for when your eating and your brother and mom ask for a part of your sandwich give your mom the middle one, your brother the right one, and you eat the left one 😊
@adustycat3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that is perfect except for me it would be my older sister instead of a brother
@hbarudi3 жыл бұрын
That insurance company is living in the past, they don't need to mail you 10,000 sheets of paper when they should simply put the approved psychologists on their website or simply email you a pdf if it can fit in an email attachment.
@SpaceflightSimulator3 жыл бұрын
5:10 Whats the number for 911?? You litteraly just wrote it! 😂🤣
@marshmellojrgaming60463 жыл бұрын
😉😉😉 excellent work only legend can do that type of work 👍👍😂😂
@kissynuggett37273 жыл бұрын
That taco bell one though.... That's how we regularly order. We always get a bag of sauce packets for the hoard!!! Lol
@SingerGuy592 жыл бұрын
I usually ask them to give me exactly three packets and tell them that I'm just going to throw away anything more than three. I still get “the claw!” (an entire handful of them).
@juliasannicolas083 жыл бұрын
I loved the "frozen fruit" one😂😂😂
@little19422 жыл бұрын
When my oldest was 15 months old, we went for a walk. When we got home and went to go up the steps into the house, he just kept walking INTO the step. So I said, “pick up your feet.” He bent down and picked up his foot. The woman that was asked by her husband to send pics of underwear, should have sent him pics with HIS underwear on the dog. 😁
@paulok67302 жыл бұрын
"Post no flyers" was great!
@atpointvib17343 жыл бұрын
The first picture already killed my Chinese ancestors
@goinggoinggone33943 жыл бұрын
SAME SAME SAME
@crissibuchbauer41663 жыл бұрын
I understand what you mean. It is not even nice to look at for someone learning Japanese...
@GaySatanicClowns3 жыл бұрын
3:51 I wouldn't say no, honestly.
@niakurnia85763 жыл бұрын
5:34 I can relate
@opulenceharbingerofchaos39392 жыл бұрын
Test: “Give an example of an exothermic reaction.” Me: *draws stick man with muscles, blonde hair and blue eyes* “This is Gary. Gary is hot. He gives off the heat of his good looks and keeps the praise inside.” I got extra credit, and my teacher put it on her Instagram. This was in 8th grade.
@JoybuzzerX2 жыл бұрын
That's what I want in extra frosting when I ask for extra frosting!
@milk41313 жыл бұрын
"what's the number for 911"
@hoptanglishalive41563 жыл бұрын
My uncle is actually the Uncertainty Principal of Probably University.
@SingerGuy592 жыл бұрын
Whenever an order-taker asks me for my name, which I know they are going to call out to the entire establishment in a few minutes, I tell them I'll have to spell it, and then say M-U-H-L-O-R-D. Usually they call out Mallard (like the duck), but occasionally I'll find a little drama student who will slip into an English accent and announce, "Muh Lord, your order is ready.“ Priceless!
@robertthomson15872 жыл бұрын
What does "motivate your answer" actually mean?
@sanianaqvi33722 жыл бұрын
Kind of like support your answer, it sounds weird to tell you to motivate it though
@dinithisahanika78232 жыл бұрын
Give reasons for your answering...like that
@robertthomson15872 жыл бұрын
@@dinithisahanika7823 Then 'motivate' is clearly the wrong word.
@razvanandreiantonescurogoz42362 жыл бұрын
@@robertthomson1587 It would make sense in Romanian... probably the teacher was a native of one of the Romance languages and not a native speaker of English
@jamesyu52122 жыл бұрын
@@robertthomson1587 it’s one of those English words with different meanings in another country. Kinda like pissed means angry in the US and drunk in the UK.
@Noivern873 жыл бұрын
0:32 "What's your name?" " Sandi mann" "Oh cool. Can you tell me what I'll dream tonight?"
@mamacindyrogofsky4953 жыл бұрын
OK. Bobby has More money! Whew my brain is pooped....
@yahoo60633 жыл бұрын
5:06 “what’s the number for 911” I’m pretty sure it’s 911
@sprintershepherd43593 жыл бұрын
depends here in Oz its 000
@harveyabel13542 жыл бұрын
In the movie, "The Little Rascals", the kids did that bit - the fire station could clearly be seen a few feet away from the phone booth! XD
@-bunnibon2 жыл бұрын
David: "Okay sir, what is your name?" Zack: "Umm.. Zack.." David: "I sense weakness."
@zinussan503 жыл бұрын
0:58 there was a time, i use kodak camera to snap image on monitor, print the photo & glue it to paper, then photostat, before finally fax it. 🤷 Phew...
@KazikBitch2 жыл бұрын
When I was in elementary school, in math we always had to answer the question, "How did you come up with this answer?" after problems. My answer was always, "I counted on my fingers."
@intercat4907 Жыл бұрын
Nine months later, you have received "Most Underrated Excellent Post of the Year" ... and just in time. Happy New Year, Rose.
@myrabbitispink3 жыл бұрын
this was a really well themed compliation. need another one please
@jayswtnap3 жыл бұрын
Go answer go is probably the best test answer here, cause is written with a pen, so you know that the person was dead serious about it and the picture was probably from the teacher
@kenjcm2 жыл бұрын
5:36 I love her, can I have her as my daughter if her father doesn't want her? If my real daughter isn't a smart ass like that I would be really disappointed...
@shaireensharma66033 жыл бұрын
The problem is when you see the video and can't figure out what is odd here😅
@VideozForFun Жыл бұрын
My classmate in high school in a history paper just wrote his best friends' names as the names of the generals that led the army during the war. Got a heck of a scolding from our history teacher lol.
@jakepullman49142 жыл бұрын
3:49 I see this as an absolute win.
@Rxanne283 жыл бұрын
Seriously? If you want a small frosty just say small and don't tell them to put a small frosty in a medium cup lol! 😆
@Snow101013 жыл бұрын
They were probably going to make a float out of it hense the med cup.
@skzstarstruck19302 жыл бұрын
It's always the husband did something lol. And I don't know why but the guy sending a picture of himself instead of a car cracked me up even though I had seen it before
@MySerpentine3 жыл бұрын
The fun of malicious compliance
@natotwin17393 жыл бұрын
Note to self: do all chores yourself. Not your husband. Not your kids.
@afriend94283 жыл бұрын
*Brian with a y!?!?!? LOL* 😂
@Yukiba3 жыл бұрын
Malicious compliance!
@benjaminlassmann53872 жыл бұрын
"Brian with a y" made me laugh a lot.
@richardreed873 жыл бұрын
6:57 I LIVE NEAR THERE! ITS RIGHT NEXT TO A WHOLE FOODS!
@unbekannternutzer252 жыл бұрын
Did Dave learn to tell the people what to write on the sign as well in the meantime? 🤔
@இயற்கை-வ1ல3 жыл бұрын
Go answer ! go !!!!!!!! Made me laugh a lottt
@checoregalado Жыл бұрын
Can't stop laughing!!!😅😅😅
@tamoroso2 жыл бұрын
Sav-Mor liquors are near my house. They really do always have the best signs. My favorite: "Holidays means family. We sell liquor".
@rithe073 жыл бұрын
Who the hell says "motivate your answer" anyway??
@ikeathewonderfuleveryday84893 жыл бұрын
5:06 What's the number for 911??? 🤣🤣🤣
@ludwigvonkoopa58913 жыл бұрын
4:40 its hilarious seeing "Schweinshaxe" in an english text lol
@BL_fanboy2 жыл бұрын
I imagined myself as UHH ZACK standing at counter 😂
@armyblinkstaymoamidzy10942 жыл бұрын
0:52 this reminded me of when my mom told my dad "Can you please hit the light?" and hitted the light and mom said "ooof I was saying to turn it off!"😂😂😂😂
@riverraisin12 жыл бұрын
hitted????
@kellybraun70483 жыл бұрын
You’d think, with the extensive expanse that is the Internet, that a new video wouldn’t only use images that you’ve seen before... the video was a nice compilation, but I think I may have even seen these images in a similar order before.
@prevengeix85512 жыл бұрын
Finally, delivered as advertised
@Thomaswasujade3 жыл бұрын
I wanna know what is going on in her head when you told her to lean against the pole for picture and she did that.
@Error-vi4iz3 жыл бұрын
The first one it's just technoblade lol
@andycontento35633 жыл бұрын
Absolutely tatifilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
@sprintershepherd43593 жыл бұрын
tatifilarious . you made that word up ,
@andycontento35633 жыл бұрын
Actually I didn't. I knicked it off a wonderful British comedian called Ken Dodd.
@ScreamingIntoThePixelVoid3 жыл бұрын
Soooo r/technicallyTheTruth
@mardy37323 жыл бұрын
George BUSH! Get it?
@shewmonohoto2 жыл бұрын
That 'Tour of Europe' actually sounds fun to me. But, than again, I'm strange.
@unbekannternutzer252 жыл бұрын
*then
@arbynevermisses2 жыл бұрын
one day in 1st grade, my class had a very interesting sandwich day where we made sandwiches for the staff. we could add whatever we wanted to whatever kind of bread we wanted but we couldn’t put pork if we wanted to give them to the muslim staff. one of my friends wanted to put tuna on hers but the tuna was in a can, which she needed to open. because nobody knew how to work a can opener the teachers tried to teach us, but sis got tired of it and she decided to take it into her own hands to open the can. sis had an idea because she made the discovery that anything sharp can be a can opener, she took a BOX CUTTER from the teachers desk and being the rebel she was she was really close to *CUTTING EVERYTHING IN HALF* until the teacher realised what was up and told her how to use a real can opener. to this day the first graders are being taught how to use the *actual legit can opener* to open the tuna cans and not a box cutter. because people like my friend exist.
@historytime10292 жыл бұрын
NO flyers. definitely got laughing
@kaylee43943 жыл бұрын
Just proves “ be careful what you ask for”
@petrescuework-difficultcas65813 жыл бұрын
2:45 she's probably German
@Formula7Driver3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand. What was she supposed to do?
@vrindaabrol93833 жыл бұрын
7:58 I saw a similar meme somewhere. It was a post where someone had eaten half of their subwrap vertically and the caption said something like "Gonna save half for l8er" Lol
@Maerahn3 жыл бұрын
The husband ones were painfully real as well as funny.
@rosesmith69253 жыл бұрын
I hear one where the teacher of a class learning Englishasked the student why he broke the window? Student said you said crack the window.
@traceyw14582 жыл бұрын
At my daughters Nursery school graduation, years ago, she was asked what she wanted to do when she got older. "I'm going to diiieeee..." was her response. That is correct.
@73challenger50313 жыл бұрын
I'll bet people ate those McD's fries, though, and the slice(side) of cheese.
@bug95083 жыл бұрын
0:08 Sun tzu, art of war
@sukilps34622 жыл бұрын
6:10 I don't know what concerns me more, the fact that she cut the paper or the uneven pieces.