Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes

[@random_gurl6575]

You had 9 chances to spell lion correctly I’m still laughing from that.

[@kjellringstrom6217]

Loin King, sounds like something you can get at your local carvery. XD

[@taijuan5087]

Maybe they meant it to be "Loin King". You never know...I'm just sayin'...

[@ItsMe-gw4kb]

And the replier's name is loni, an anagram of both lion and loin. 🙂

[@medexamtoolscom]

It reminds me of that famous Family Feud stupid answers clip where the woman is asked to say a word commonly following "pork", and she says "lawn, pork lawn" in a crippling southern accent, and then when steve harvey asks what she said, she spells out "lion". And of course she was trying to say pork loin.

[@vancemccarthy2554]

It would always be wrong because of copy and paste.

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

As someone who is admittedly massively uptight about things like spelling, punctuation and grammar, this stuff always makes me laugh. Too funny.

[@jamatg]

Same here

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

@@jamatg 👍👍👍

[@pinkcrochet8562]

i now right?

[@mred8002]

Old (really old) former teacher: makes me itch for my red pen. But, no, we haven’t crumbed down the curriculum!

[@91rummy]

Me too. I have this compulsion to correct people's English and I keep resisting that urge..

[@hanquanphoon5664]

I know it probably meant to say vaccine, but "Vacuums don't cause autism" is still technically true.

[@mjudec]

Or so the Germans would have us believe...

[@Taekaleaf]

They want us to.... *gulps* *_You is the because_*

[@stevend2877]

Thanks for clarifying.. I didn´t get that one.

[@harrietsmells]

You fool. I have autism because of vaccums

[@blackflagredrose]

@@mjudec Sorry I’m dumb, but what do the Germans have to with that?

[@like90]

I think I shall call it “chicken rude and unreasonable” now. Oh god, that one nearly killed me because I was laughing so hard.

[@NickRoman]

Jerk chicken. That was the best one.

[@Thanasis_Koligliatis]

At 3:27 It's actually a recipe. It is coated in spices and slow-cooked over a fire, or a grill composed of green pimento wood, positioned over burning coals. Jerk chicken is believed to have been conceived when the Maroons (African slaves that escaped from the British in Jamaica) used this cooking technique

[@ArtamStudio]

@@Thanasis_Koligliatis we KNOW what jerk chicken is. r/woooosh

[@Thanasis_Koligliatis]

@@ArtamStudio I am from Greece and I didn't know. I hadn't even heard the expression "Jerk chicken"

[@sharickfely9818]

90 percent of all people are caused by accidents remember that one, kids

[@felicitybywater8012]

That was my favourite.

[@NickRoman]

I don't doubt it. That's why people are so uptight about sex.

[@ajayshah1950]

This one I liked the most.

[@divyanshighosh707]

India is a master of everything even wrong ways of sentence making😂

[@RSProduxx]

Well, there IS some truth in that...

[@dblc3410]

OK, I can understand blunders in the English language in other countries where it's not the primary mother tongue. English is not an easy thing to master, granted. In English speaking nations, however, it's an embarrassing example of the quality of education given to kids these days.

[@erikblaas5826]

I agree with your statement, but like to add... more likely an example on how kids ( or grown ups as they were kids ) take their education seriously. Education can be at low, moderate and high quality given, but if there are no receivers.... I rest my case.

[@indigoeye3874]

I live in a country with a different language. Some years back, my English teacher at high school told us that foreigners are often much better at English grammar than people from English speaking countries themselves. I wonder if that might actually be true. By the way, personally I think that English is an extremely simple language to learn in comparison to other languages. Out of all I have ever encountered and studied, the grammar is by far the easiest.

[@robertgotschall1246]

When leaving an American grocery store, I saw a sign taped to the door saying “Not an entrance”. Assuming it was an exit, I pushed on the door and learned that it wasn’t one of those either.

[@kjellringstrom6217]

My guess is that it is mostly two kinds of people that can´t write properly in their own language. The lazy/ignorant ones that cant be arsed to learn, and dyslectic people, and they can´t really help it.

[@fataturchina5289]

@@indigoeye3874 I agree 100% and I'm italian.

[@raystarlight6836]

Are u mail or femail? Not I,m Gmail. So u are gay? Damn I died.

[@jakepullman4914]

I know it's an old post, but "tiny grass is dreaming " still makes me smile.

[@sinsitysinderella790]

I know! I loved that too, it just evokes something sweet and mysterious 🥰

[@ItsMe-gw4kb]

That one is my favorite too. I think tiny grass dreaming would make a great drawing or painting.

[@miriambucholtz9315]

There's something very poetic about that.

[@lolAchso]

And it's not even that far from the original text. 小草休息 -> small/young grass is resting/taking a break.

[@ItsMe-gw4kb]

We can all put some thoughts out there, and see what happens. Mine is quiet time for reflection.

[@user-vm5ud4xw6n]

I was worried when they said they were going to have an autopsy to find out the sex of their child. That’s pretty scary! I had to rewatch this (It’s 3:30 AM and the cat woke me e…what can you expect??). I think the obstetrics doctors need to know that 90% of humans are caused by accidents. This is going to completely change how parents tell their kids “the facts of life.” Or maybe I should say how kids tell their parents!!

[@binkiejean64]

It does seem a little extreme. Personally, I'd rather wait until the child is born. 🤣🤣🤣

[@graceedozie6649]

LOL And the video only pointed out the 'girl or female' part LMAO!!

[@frostyrose5225]

I was worried about that part too!

[@eliezercotto3505]

Exactly. I was surprised that they only cared about the girl or female part.

[@Bella_Black]

I mean you can do it like that. It's a little... drastic but...

[@balloonkittyarchives2261]

Ah yes an autopsy to see if it's a girl or a female

[@eliezercotto3505]

Exactly. I was surprised that they only cared about the girl or female part.

[@i_bleed_makeup1187]

I know this is supposed to be a funny video, but 3:20 actually warmed my heart. I hope they enjoyed their visit with their sisters ❤❤

[@karlweurfel]

I laughed so hard, i had to crew 😂

[@graceedozie6649]

Don't worry. You and I both crode tonight lol

[@emojiguy4187]

I donnt geet eet

[@Mac_Omegaly]

@@emojiguy4187 the joke is from 6:19

[@emojiguy4187]

@@Mac_Omegaly i dont think u get it, i also made a spelling mistake on purpose :/

[@phatcat3705]

@@graceedozie6649 and @Jan Kronsteiner, I get the joke, and same here. 🤣

[@lykaina210]

6:41 I can't!😂😂😂 "90% of all people are caused by accidents"! I swear, I died laughing, my cat is still looking shocked.😂😂

[@phatcat3705]

Well, in a way, they're not wrong. XD

[@adrienne-ukulelecraftsandm559]

3:00 Is no one gonna talk about the fact that she’s going for an AUTOPSY ?

[@bxssx7586]

AAAA she’s dead lmfao 🤣 i think they meant ultrasound lmfaooooo

[@michaelbaker8632]

No, its a zombie pregnancy :)

[@breezep.7693]

I think the pregnant person is dead

[@bxssx7586]

ooh- uhhhh- that would be dark… yikes.

[@Rik_0]

Wait what is an autopsy again?

[@thechannelofrandomness7670]

2:25 I once saw a shop where it was written "Shop lifters will be prostituded"

[@kellydalstok8900]

That is one way of making them pay.

[@taijuan5087]

Did you partake?

[@moniquewilson4179]

Makes sense lol

[@gringo3002]

Shoplifting is totally against my value system, but if it wasn't that sure would be a deterrent for me.

[@josephhodges9819]

Damn rude and unreasonable chicken. What a jerk. I love it.

[@fataturchina5289]

Shameless chicken,too....

[@vijiszepel-golek]

I was in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ItsMe-gw4kb]

If I order a chicken sandwich, and it talks, I'm sending it back. 🙂

[@josephhodges9819]

@@ItsMe-gw4kb If the SOB talks then me and it is going on a road trip and making some money.

[@ItsMe-gw4kb]

@@josephhodges9819 That works too, even though I never thought about that. You could make some good money, no doubt.

[@lindickison3055]

This is really scary...especially when so many of these are used by speakers of English as a first language!!!! (I love tiny dreaming grass!)

[@gzntrl]

?

[@SushiVolcano]

I think maybe the tiny dreaming grass one is supposed to be funny on purpose?

[@chiffondollsweet]

weed?

[@gzntrl]

@@chiffondollsweet HAHA WEED

[@TK-ij2xi]

My husband purposely calls sanitizer "satanizer". 😆

[@andrejansen3281]

This clip made me laugh more than watching an hour of standard memes.

[@graceedozie6649]

Indeed. It was like someone just revived my funnybone!!

[@harshiahuja5828]

SAME!

[@reginanoptii500]

Same 😊

[@jackpayne4658]

I recall a cafe run by a lovely Greek couple with little English. One day, a sign in the window said, 'Lamp shop special'. I thought of Aladdin, but they meant lamb chops.

[@fae206]

Yeah, I’m glad my family has always been able to afford onions

[@jessiesungmanitou9369]

Ouch! English isn´t my native language, yet i couldn´t decide to laugh or cry over these... I don´t know what to call them. But that elderly lady wasn´t entirely wrong: men are too headache... sometimes.

[@agirlnamedsarah]

Great example of how google translate should never be trusted… 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@fataturchina5289]

That's a real masterpiece!!!!! 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Much,much better than antidepressants, with no side effects....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sinsitysinderella790]

Right? I'm firing my psychiatrist 🤣

[@fataturchina5289]

@@sinsitysinderella790 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justarandomhumanlol3915]

Guys, just remember Joe is Biden

[@mariostar13]

3:09 -「お出口ではありません」still means "There is no exit"! 233333333 7:02 -「ここにゴミを捨でしないで下さい」actually means "Do not discard trash here".

[@samanthaellenrook9199]

Yeah. I think I kinda love the "tiny grass is dreaming" sign though.

[@phatcat3705]

Same. It was actually cute. 😊

[@caryrodda]

Tiny grass is dreaming! I like that one.

[@dadoctah]

Someone really needs to write the song to go with that title.

[@sinsitysinderella790]

Omg. I freaking Loved this! I tend to be very particular about using proper grammar and English (or any other language) in general, so this was totally my kind of humour 🤣.

[@june.w.1288]

Yeah. "Satanize your hands" and "you need a face to enter" were my favourites. 😂

[@ianhill4585]

"Two faced people" were definitely welcomed on those premises.😊 Although you may not leave the premises faced ,if the Rottweiller is on the loose.😉

[@patrickmcconnell2710]

Voldemort does not have a nose. Is he allowed in?

[@louisegogel7973]

7:42 “No Face No Entry. Thank You”

[@Tony_Baloney_69420]

3:50 "What would you like to eat, sir?" "I'll have the I CAN'T FIND ON GOOGLE BUT IT'S DELICIOUS, please" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jayef53]

I've seen the "Tiny grass is dreaming" (4:15) sign before. I like it. There is something poetic about the phrasing.

[@duanebrodnick5212]

Apparently in non-English speaking countries, they don't realize there are websites where they can translate their native tongue to English. Unfortunately in this country, there are people who went to school but never mastered the English language. I can't tell you how many times I've seen 'their', 'there' and 'they're' used incorrectly. I'm not ashamed to admit I do have trouble with 'worse' and 'worst'. But at least I keep a dictionary on my desk.

[@klarabarunovic9841]

Or "your" and "you're", always used wrongly😤

[@Finnec123]

And what's that nonsense with 'of' instead of 'have'? In writing? 🤷🏻‍♂️ I don't get it.

[@felicitybywater8012]

The problem with some of the dodgier translation sites is that they're as good as the fake translator operating them.

[@cheryl8280]

Duane Brodnick PLEASE, PLEASE tell me why a simple three letter word can get so blatantly screwed up as "ASK". So simple. I can't tell you how angry I get when the word is butchered as "AKS" . There's no need. Ask the same person to add 1 + 1 and they MIGHT come up with 2. I say "MIGHT". and these people have been allowed to procreate.

[@ianhill4585]

"Cleanliness is next to godliness", ------- shows you have pages missing out your dictionary. Copyright ,Ian Hill circa 1986 ish.😁

[@hilltopfjords7916]

The “synonym rolls”! I was holding my sides 😂

[@seraphik]

aww the one whose sisters were coming from Korea though... that warmed my heart that he/she was so happy that they announced it on their closed sign

[@corainight5378]

Respect are country 😂

[@riverraisin1]

OK, Moran! 😂🤣

[@scooter2099]

Anyone want to explain what 'reclamation of wasteland by army unit' is on the menu ?

[@louisegogel7973]

Someone mentioned the wasteland could refer to a dessert dish. “army unit reclamation” though? Anyone have any thoughts on those parts of the dish?

[@barbarawild2478]

Laughing so hard my dog got worried😂- wonder what an army unit reclaiming wasteland tastes like!

[@ItsMe-gw4kb]

@Barbara Wild I've been thinking about that one. So far, I only have the idea that the reclaiming wasteland part could mean desert, which could be dessert....I'm still working on the army unit part. 🙂

[@barbarawild2478]

@@ItsMe-gw4kb brilliant! Dessert! Good idea😂😂😂

[@ItsMe-gw4kb]

@@barbarawild2478 It's just a guess, of course. The reclaiming part might mean they'll take the dessert back, so eat fast. 😀 Still have no idea what an army unit has to do with dessert. This is fun to try to figure out.

[@barbarawild2478]

@@ItsMe-gw4kb done! Already too late- I love my chocolate😅

[@ItsMe-gw4kb]

@@barbarawild2478 I don't eat chocolate much, but when I do, I can go through a lot of candy bars pretty quickly. A unit is one, so my guess for the whole thing is that you get one dessert (probably in the color of the army clothing in whatever area of the world this is). Of course, it could as easily mean potato soup or cotton candy. 🤔🙂

[@kczarG]

oh no the ploice is after me an d you is the because and i under the rest and

[@bxssx7586]

I LOVE IT LOL

[@saintracheljarodm.holy-kay2560]

No, no, no, it's speak American in USA ,speak English in UK!😅👍

[@BonaparteBardithion]

And Australian in Australia, right? But, wait. What if an ESL student learns English from an Australian guy with an American textbook?

[@michatuodziecki2079]

Ah... Unyen, true secret ingrediend of McDonalds burgers.

[@kentGrey]

2:58 I'm more concerned that she's doing an AUTOPSY!!!

[@mamamoma9238]

1:19 "Aww, the kitty is homophobic, so cute!" - noone ever, at least that's what I thought untill now...

[@dadoctah]

The right word, for those completely lost here, is "heterochromia". David Bowie had it. So did Colleen Moore.

[@mamamoma9238]

@@dadoctah ;)

[@nicks40]

@@dadoctah Often the cat will be deaf in the ear that is on the blue-eye side. There's a name for that too, but I can't remember what it is.

[@francoisdvanderwesthuizen]

3.12. Welcome to the hotel California, you can check out anytime you want but you can't never leave🎸🎸🎵🎶

[@808chihuahua]

"Respect are country, speak English" hell no, i'd stick with mine😂

[@naletsanaele]

As if they respected our countries when they budged in Visa free and planted their flags all over. Smh

[@ianhill4585]

"The our is upon us". 🤗

[@davidjacobs8558]

White Americans should be happy that the immigrants can't speak good English. When the immigrants speak good English, they will talk back, and argue with you, and you will wish they could not speak English well.

[@bxssx7586]

deformed man toilet really hit me hard. not all handicapped people are deformed, okay sign? also not all handicapped people are men; some are women lol

[@nicks40]

Translated from the Chinese. But then, chicken is a vegetable.

[@kuhnhan]

3:27, can you blame the chicken? It's about to get killed, cooked, and then eaten.

[@seethamuthiah8906]

3:00 I'm laughing harder at the autopsy part-

[@kosmosvanhartland747]

Yeah, i was like; "And the comment on the screen is worried about the *girl or female* part while they want to do an *autopsy* !!!"

[@Janhalb]

90% of all people are caused by accidents… Holy Molly :-D

[@troyseffrood2972]

Molly, the patron saint of protection from accidents.

[@Janhalb]

@@troyseffrood2972 :-D

[@helgaioannidis9365]

Just try to imagine Greeks would pretend every tourist learns Greek before visiting... 😂

[@nicks40]

Φυσικά μαθαίνουμε ελληνικά πριν επισκεφτούμε την Ελλάδα. Ποιος δεν θα το έκανε;

[@annalieff-saxby568]

@@nicks40 I certainly always take a phrase book and try to "get by". Google translate has made it a lot easier, mind.

[@nicks40]

@@annalieff-saxby568 We love the 'Get By In ...' language series (is it from the BBC?) and we are always ordering ten cakes in Portuguese and saying hello to Katie.

[@annalieff-saxby568]

@@nicks40 What, no postillion struck by lightning?

[@nicks40]

@@annalieff-saxby568 Oho! Tota noin ... eihän se vaa ollu' sun ajokoira? (in a Finnish phrase-book): I'm awfully sorry ... was that your ferret?

[@capture_diaries]

3:03 Caption: Girl or female? Me: Autopsy!?!?

[@medexamtoolscom]

The loin king one reminds me of that famous Family Feud stupid answers clip where the woman is asked to say a word commonly following "pork", and she says "lawn, pork lawn" in a crippling southern accent, and then when steve harvey asks what she said, she spells out "lion".

[@binkiejean64]

I laugh so hard every time I see that. She was followed by a family member who said "Cupine". 🤣

[@mohamedmusthaq7629]

Chicken rude and unreasonable broke me lol

[@sophdog1678]

Whoever does Happy Land captions deserves an award. They really add so much to this kind of video, so funny.

[@HeidiKohne]

Yeah, they are usually great, but the font that's (still) used screws up the spacing with the apostrophes.

[@masi2778]

"Buy a man eat fish... He day, Teach fishman, To a lifetime"-Advice from a master - 2:13

[@angelwatcher374]

4:25 They only spelled two words correctly: “No” and “pickles”

[@lucapalagini8828]

1:51 twitter, is that you?

[@mariposa9506]

Yes, it's their terms of service agreement

[@Vee.1_]

𝚢𝙾𝚞 𝙸𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝙴 𝚋𝙴𝚌𝙰𝚞𝚂𝚎

[@shelleyamos5842]

I guess speek’n and spell’n our too dif…diff…defer…not the same things🤷‍♀️

[@Finnec123]

😄👍🏻 Good won!

[@ANDROLOMA]

Spelling errors always bother me something offal. 😉

[@CrochetIsLife54]

While stationed in Japan, I saw mangled English frequently. A couple of my favorites: Sign on the back of a bus: Stop when halted. Restaurant menu: Grass Wine (wine by the glass). Road sign: A hade road crosed (road closed ahead)

[@davidjacobs8558]

Well, Japanese language don't have V or F sound, and R and L are considered one and the same.

[@aarikkacarrillo7966]

All of the grammar mistakes: * is funny * 1:47: *Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you*

[@ilovepancakes2545]

Or 6:04 : Are you SURE you want to exist? 😳😰

[@lisamelroy2855]

I laughed so hard - these are great! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ccefc_families297]

Ok some of them had me LOL, while others just made me go HUH?

[@jayxfrost8987]

How these people got further than first grade of elementary will forever be a mystery. (I'm not talking about the ones which were clearly written by foreigners in a foreign country)

[@shayrenibrahim2133]

It's a relief to see.. That I'm not only one bad in English 😂😅😝

[@aronkovacs4730]

I am originally from Hungary. At the Budapest airport there was a sign saying:"The same in English." I laughed so hard I cried by the way.

[@baforika3945]

Omg 🤣 I’m from Hungary too but I haven’t seen that sign

[@letsgobrandon7966]

5:28 Those “Synonym” Rolls looked delicious. 😂

[@louisegogel7973]

That was a good one! And wasn’t it wonderful how they were “just like grammar used to make”?

[@alex-1314]

Yes. The synonym rolls are delicious, the antonym rolls not so much. In fact, quite the opposite. 😆

[@biancavelazquez8549]

Funny thing; my American boss always asked me to audit and spell check her letters , my mother tongue is Dutch....

[@desktopkitty]

I can relate. I'm originally from Korea, while my husband has lived in America his whole life. Even he agrees that my English is better than his.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:25 - Oh, God, it just occurred to me that "The Loin King" would make a great title for a porn movie! (Of course, it would also work for a cooking show.... ) 1:20 - Cat: Marriage is between One blue eye and One green eye! NOT two green eyes, and NOT two blue eyes! 2:59 - You didn't even mention "autopsy". 3:28 - *BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!* Don't worry! If the chicken keeps being a jerk, I'll eat it! That'll teach it a lesson! 5:03 - Even the devil needs to wash his clothes occasionally. 7:23 - But then there'd be twice as many of them!

[@ebony721]

Actually "Loin King" is the title of a YTP

[@aligalad9907]

I’m here to mention ‘Autopsy’ - personally I’m more concerned about that than girl/female.

[@-cherry-6091]

0:08 if you make it "You are the "because"" it will technically be grammatically correct.

[@jaynecobb3701]

6:30 When I was in school we were so poor we count not afford anything. Fortunately, someone gave us a 50 pound sack of onions, so we did not need money for onions.

[@yoggers56]

...and I bet the guy at .58 who couldn't be bothered to apply himself to learn to spell HIS OWN language still refers to himself as a patriot.

[@LeeeLooo-lh1ji]

Some of the captions are funnier than the pictures 🤣

[@StrickerRei-Chn]

3:06 not only that... autopsy...... that is a medical operation to investigate the cause of death of a deceased. Edit: Ultrasound... he is thinking about ultrasound.

[@RatchelRach]

Well I'm personally not sure what loin king is but I have had some fine beef in my day so I may have to disagree with you here bud. Especially if it's the king of all the loins. Especially tenderloins. Like, dang.

[@PhilipReeder]

I'm originally from St Louis. There is a bridge that crosses the Mississippi River called the POPLAR STREET BRIDGE. Whenever a new on air radio or TV news reporter reports that there's a traffic jam on "the POPULAR STREET BRIDGE", you know that they're not a St. Louisan. Probably from St. Louis County...

[@VulpisFoxfire]

Well, maybe the poplars are popular there...

[@mabelurena8311]

Well, they get points for trying.

[@MrBobconner1952]

I don't need to "satanise" my hands, a girl I dated in high school insisted they already were.

[@ANDROLOMA]

Nights in white Satan, never reaching the end.

[@annaelina6146]

3:11 it actually says “this is not the exit”, but I guess the translator missed one character and the meaning changed

[@meisjeViv]

With most of them you can see where the translation failed and what it probably should have been and that only makes it funnier 😆

[@BonaparteBardithion]

The sentence is actually correct, just translated with the wrong context. The literal translation is roughly "Exit is not", and it could be interpreted as either "This is not an exit" or "There are no exits".

[@bup918]

3:15 this is actually the correct translation, and yes, you should definitely be scared

[@Verses-from-the-Quran]

Don't you just hate when you leave your face at home and then you go somewhere and they ask you to show your face Also I think cutting homeless people into 3 or 4 pieces is better than 2 pieces because they'd be easier to dispose of

[@samw8452]

1:04 Never knew I needed an out of control freezer until today.

[@vancemccarthy2554]

0:46. Post Office workers only.

[@fredthehead4603]

Internet hole is a real thing.

[@taijuan5087]

@7:25: Perhaps, but it might also just double the existing problem.

[@LMakaCobra]

I got a new phone and apparently the last owner used the number for things like Hotmail and Outlook so I get a lot of inappropriate texts and I can’t stop them. However, it is hilarious because there are plenty of stupid typos. For instance, “My boddy color is white.”

[@keithcunningham923]

I'm a grammar Nazi and this stuff is just too funny. I've been in the internet hole a LOT. In fact, I'm there now!

[@IKEMENOsakaman]

Respekt are English in Amerikaaaaa!!!!!

[@Frost-elda]

This comment is pretty funny

[@The123fiona]

Especially when KZbin offers to translate it to English!

[@gavanwhatever8196]

I suspect you may have missed the point at 5:27. "Just like grammar used to make" is punning on "synonym rolls" (cinnamon rolls)

[@marissareffie4929]

Call me crazy or smth idc but isn't the caption for the sign at 3:18 a little disrespectful? At least they're trying. Learning English as another language is hard on its own, not to mention being away from family for so long.

[@noelle7327]

- Are you male or female? - I am gmail. - You mean gay?

[@taijuan5087]

6:37: And I am one of them! It's good to know I'm with the healthy majority.

[@libbymurphy7033]

Tiny grass is dreaming! Fantastic! Relaxing a wasteland by an army unit? What would be the translation of that for food?

[@Ad-pl9ww]

English is just a language and not a sign of intelligence.

[@joeschmoe5009]

I see Chicken rude and unreasonable all the time, so funny

[@galaxb33]

Ah yes, I love to SATANise my hands.

[@erikblaas5826]

It is worth every drop of it.

[@CainXVII]

At rude chicken I literally spit my coffee

[@chiisana0sekai]

Thanks! It's nice to finally get some laugh at the end of a depressing day. 😆

[@jacklow9611]

I would certainly agree that 90% of people are caused by accidents. These were hilarious. Thanks for the lols.

[@sandyy.8244]

@Jack Low Probably true! Or as the person with 10 kids says, "birth control should be retroactive" : D

[@tyrssen1]

As a former English major, I cringe when I see stuff like this. Now, a lot of what's shown here is obviously a foreigner's lack of knowledge; but there's no excuse for things like a giant John Deere sign near New Smyrna, FL. that read "Get near the dear."