Times People Said Things That Only They Could Have Thought Of (New)

[@SeventhSonStudios]

We need more influencers to go out on yachts for photo shoots.

[@carlablair9898]

Maybe bugs can walk up walls because it never occurred to them that they couldn't.

[@earlgreyt123]

I'm off to try......

[@marcushinton772]

It's like fly papers - how can you tell if they can read?

[@andrewthornhill7042]

5:31 Explain it to Benjamin Franklin? Somebody please explain it to ME!!

[@GeorgieB1965]

1st clip: the original version of "Willy Wonka" starring Gene Wilder, where the kid was sucked up a tube of chocolate. Traumatized me for years, so I had to fast forward through the chocolate river scene.

[@tslehman]

12:42 sounds like a junior high school boys fantasy

[@solitaryman777]

If this was a true occurrence, it must have been either exceedingly odd or these two are beyond thinking outside the box. Can't even imagine approaching the subject

[@kimdickinson3063]

The last one, you don't take emergency food with you wherever you go? Uou sre a moron, my sons best mate died from not maintaining his diabetes properly.

[@andrewthornhill7042]

"Uou sre a moron"? Uou din't proofread.

[@kimdickinson3063]

@andrewthornhill7042 no I didn't, I was so mad at people who won't take responsibility for their own medical conditioms, I have Asthma amongst other issues, I always take my inhaler with me.

[@andrewthornhill7042]

@@kimdickinson3063 👍

[@davep5788]

A. They specifically said they didn't take food so they would not attract animals. B. I have a feeling that incident went exactly as planned.

[@donjones4719]

3:55 At first I read that as pubic armpits and that the poster preferred to not shave her underarms. Which kinda makes sense as a source of confusion of terms since the lady lawn and armpit hair come as a matched set with puberty.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@12:18 Buckle up, kids! With ol’ chunky chump in power the next four years, it’s going to get a lot worse.👍

[@waynebryant1857]

You okay,snowflake?

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@waynebryant1857 I’m absolutely fine. I’m just laughing at all the maga goofs that voted ol’ chunky chump in. Already he’s reneged on things he said he was going to do and embarrassed the USA to the point you could watch all of the EU laughing at him when he talked to them via the internet. Fortunately, I don’t live in the USA. I live in a country with universal healthcare and a leader that isn’t addled with dementia. Have fun watching the USA slide into a dictatorship, “snowflake”.👍🤣

[@judalea17]

uh Jesus was not a Christian, he was a Jew; he was also not Caucasian; the romans killed him, not the Jews also, it would be Sting God, not Sting Jesus (but that's on the original poster)

[@Trebor74]

The Sanhedrin(Jewish council) convicted jesus. The Romans just carried out the sentence.

[@BabalonNuit]

@@Trebor74 Bar Abbas was Jesus' BROTHER, who later became the Bishop of Jerusalem.

[@the_leaf_muncher]

Gurl if you wanna get technical, it’s Sting Mary

[@rmalus10297]

Nobody even said all that.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

What is a Christian- a person who believes Jesus is the son of God. Pretty sure Jesus WAS a Christian,lol. Whoops, is a Christian

[@donjones4719]

10:30 A: Thank you, Darwin. B: Huh. I guess it's a myth that boob implants are flotation devices.

[@simonfea2]

7:29 Oh, honey, no.

[@susanbrennan5511]

The stingray who impregnated herself died. Very sad. She almost proved we don’t need men.

[@andrewthornhill7042]

Without men your society will eventually die out. That's a fact.

[@CaroBVB09-pn4vz]

We dont. Unless you want to naturally conceive a child. Thats like the only thing you'd need men for that you cant find a workaround for

[@tbd-1]

6:52 I've used Great Googily Moogily. ...what?

[@jeeptrucklover72]

You keep repeating what the captions say and that’s so immature. Like we can’t read them ourselves and you have to repeat them, so stupid and immature

[@melodypaz7247]

A lot of people learn to read by hearing someone read the words aloud.

[@SaywardTowers]

Look Einstein. Repeating what someone has already written is really moronic.

[@s.p.8803]

Are you new to YT?!?

[@wtf1185]

Your comments add nothing to the posts, you just repeat what's already been written, that's dumb.

[@rmalus10297]

Make your own then

[@lazyhomebody1356]

Mute the sound. It will save you from the bad music too

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@3:40 Bears raid bee hives for the larva but will eat the honey.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

No! Winnie the Pooh was eating larvae?? My childhood is ruined

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@lazyhomebody1356 lol…I remember seeing a super 8 of a bear raiding a bee hive in a tree when I was 8-10 and I was shocked that he was eating the larva.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

@hillbillydeluxe27 ick.seriously. So not as cute as honey,lol

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@lazyhomebody1356 that is correct.👍

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@10:36 Both my children are gen x, both went to university and both have very good jobs with excellent wages and benefits. They also have jobs related to STEM degrees.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

Math is so unpopular,lol

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@lazyhomebody1356 huh…you don’t say. Odd but math isn’t unpopular in my family…lol

[@lazyhomebody1356]

@hillbillydeluxe27 It sure is in mine! Geometry is fun, but the rest, ick! 😉

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@lazyhomebody1356 dayum…my worst math was geometry…I had geometry in grade 10 and barely managed a 2.9. Fortunately, my next maths were algebra and calculus so it was all good.👍