Tom Hanks At-Home Monologue - SNL

[@GideonPaliama]

Looking back now, it's crazy how we went through this phase. I got emotional for some reason.

[@jordansedgwick8551]

“ITS SOMETIME BETWEEN MARCH AND AUGUST!!!!! WOOOO” that’s too real

[@dolorsitametblue]

🙏🏻‼️ this is ‼️ too real you guys know this (a blank‼️ or not) but this is what we have on tape lol don't get mad. we know we have a damn plan. our worlds are colliding sometimes. this is the time now. this is what we do to break the power of control and oppression. so good job to these activists‼️‼️ I will admit it, but I like you guys because you are fighting for you right. we will use any means to make sure we do not become victim for the corruption

[@freelikeyve]

Jordan Sedgwick 😂😂😂😂😞😞😞☹️

[@AndrewRiscart]

I guess that's what they want now for this to go until August... then to November... if the get their way in November they will then immediately want to lift the ban. Dude exposed himself even more as a hater of the free world and the little folk.

[@ericbird4263]

@@DrJames_YT he deleted it... what was the video about?

[@DrJames_YT]

@@ericbird4263 it was a fortnite vid just ignore that shit

[@neojd]

The intro sequence was surprisingly warm. Prefer it over the actual one

[@r8chilln]

People check out Toddlers & Tiaras with Tom Hanks on YT. On Jimmy Kimmel, they do a bit on a "sexy baby" beauty pageant involving toddlers. His own toddler daughter says "talk dirty to me". What the ACTUAL fuck?

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Jost graying already! Corona virus adding stress to people’s lives

[@LordRothschild666]

It's called conditioning

[@jacobrengen]

Let’s make it the new opening

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Jack Shite a Phil Hartman sketch portrayed Reagan as a homicidal maniac itching to nuke the world. Eddie Murphy sang “kill the white people” and got skewered by humorless conservatives just like you. Before Hammond took over, Hartman’s impression of Bill Clinton was largely of a fat, southern bafoon. Politics has always been front and center. And SNL has rarely been funnier than now. You can’t accept that because you are thin skinned snowflakes who are unable to take a joke without feeling victimized.

[@sheik3648]

Give the editors a massive round of applause for working with those low rez clips to create a more than decent intro 👏

[@valeria4915]

decent? IT WAS AWESOME!!! ♥

[@inforism.]

in an alternate universe where SNL is actually just a youtube show

[@RobbieStacks90]

Tom Hanks' son is way cooler than he is. Chet's song White and Purple was a banger. 🔥🔥🔥

[@davidbjacobs3598]

Tom Hanks cosplaying as Ryan George in this thing.

[@jakesnake165]

They need to try harder

[@teslafudge1585]

Wait, its not just a KZbin show?

[@chriscullen5500]

as it should be now as it totally SUCKS!!!!

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

I definitely chocked when he said “Hey all you cool cats and kittens”. I am weak.

[@rodneyboehner3007]

Holy cow! Tom Hanks looks like he aged a 1,000 years.

[@jeffsimpson1421]

Choked*

[@djtwelvetwenty2939]

Adrenachrom withdraws

[@jayyyzeee6409]

I'm shocked you choked on chocked.

[@wut3358]

@@djtwelvetwenty2939 How do you think they pay him for SNL appearances?

[@Jacqueline_Hyde]

"Will it make you laugh? Eh, it's SNL" Best line out of the whole thing.

[@r520jr8]

I’m sorry but the best line is “36 is good. 38 is bad. Like how Hollywood treats female actors”

[@BrokeSoulz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4CZpq2fpbh2rrs

[@jayvlogs2675]

true

[@marshaboody9069]

Hanks was a friend of Epstien.

[@matthewseckerson7763]

Tom Hanks is my guy, buddy...fwiend!!!

[@dharmaangelg3467]

WE ARE WAKING UP BIG TIME TOM HANKS!!!

[@omomon]

WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS?!?!?

[@tatutervo856]

NO CAP! WAIT.. WHAT?

[@tammycocar1]

He's already been executed. This is a deep fake.

[@sweamatilda9131]

Tammy Cocar truth man? What’s going on?

[@Lynn-rf1kc]

@@tammycocar1 I understand how these rumors start nut not buying Hanx or others are dead even more not buying into clones. I believe clones exist but that every Hollywooder is one. NO.

[@Drew_3000]

Tough crowd Didn’t even hear one laugh

[@glennlrw]

When we did, I think it was the rest of the SNL cast for the news segment. It was in need of a laugh track.

[@scremped]

Someone didn’t press the button again.

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

If it was a REAL audience without the “please laugh” signs, then you’d still hear no laughs.

[@krumbsbakery154]

hahahaha

[@JJohnston4Life]

I heard one.

[@ceezb5629]

Good to see a covid survivor using humor. Best wishes to all patients, medical staff, and everyone in quarantine. Agreed with Hanks + Thank you to all still working in groceries, restaurants, and elsewhere helping out.

[@bilbobaggins4710]

@@archangel5991 hahaahah

[@G_ProTv]

Preciate it 💯💯💯💯

[@darlenespatafore1743]

That was humor?

[@Heirllionaire]

covid survivor? its not that serious.

[@cyote312ify]

@MAGA Chick I dont believe woman, I dont believe men, I believe facts and evidence. It's seriously that easy

[@rudabanasir6796]

Everyone looks like they aged during the quarantine except for Keanan who obviously ages backwards

[@Nimesay1]

He looks so good; keeps losing weight.

[@joeyfitz9]

Whadaya talking about?! They all look great and it is so good to see them doing this, for us!

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

They look just fine

[@frankblackhal]

Keanan has the Benjamin Button syndrome XD

[@antifreezeresearcher]

Thank you so much snl 🥺 tom u are fantastic.

[@goose-actual]

Remember Issac Kappy.

[@curtisradke9213]

Hanks Says he has to use Q cards........

[@NMDecember1]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYfIdX6rfbV3gZo They are coming for him and justice will be done.. Check my playlist re 'signs of the times'.

[@FmYWtGaming]

Over route 66. So when will everyone realize the world is crumbling because of these pedos? Oh wait, they killed epstein, bought a few more years.

[@klmiller333]

His kitchen looks old. That’s weird.

[@midwayinn1043]

Brackets and jackets for the satanic reprobates and Jesus Christ thrusting a sword into the all seeing eye of the pyramid. Their kingdom is coming to an end.

[@simplypatti6705]

Seeing Keanen with his babies warmed my quarantined heart.

[@PapagenoMF]

Yeah, just what the overpopulated world needs - more babies.

[@gretchenpike4990]

SimplyPatti same!

[@suzannebracker8219]

SimplyPatti We need more Lottie Keenans.

[@suzannebracker8219]

SimplyPatti little Keenans.

[@flala2261]

Same it was so *cute!*

[@errormacro6128]

I imagined Tom's quarantine to be more like one of the scenes off of cast away.

[@stantondinger5836]

Hey at least he has Wilson with him...... Rita Wilson is her name this time around though!

[@ismth]

Stanton Dinger lol good one

[@smiller2044]

Ryan Joaquin should be a skit

[@thedragondemands5186]

Rylan Joaquin he was trapped in his house with Wilson.

[@Carlos-wy4on]

they missed that obvious opportunity to do a full skit with Wilson again. =(

[@python-jd2bm]

Kudos to him for trying to do a monologue where audience laughter plays a big part.

[@jutco]

python1103 the late night hosts gotta do it every week

[@ryanaustin1321]

Ya, nevermind that he sleeps with children... he sure is funny.

[@Kzombie]

What the fck is this shit? Not funny at all

[@technowey]

Monica M - Trees, grass, and bushes are good! And, you call him scum for being successful. That's wrong. He does a lot of good in the world. Why are you so angry?

[@dmitrei]

@Monica M Wow, you sound like a really fun and well adjusted person! jfc get a grip

[@hermitthefrog8951]

*"LIVE! From Gitmo..... It's Saturday Night!!!!"*

[@jedielsa7452]

Well played. Lol

[@jedielsa7452]

@ColinMcCabe I saw that. Good observation. It also appears there's a door (notice the silver metal handle) that could have been open when we see the poster in black and white. Then when it goes to color and pans left, the door could have been closed thus concealing the poster. Thoughts?

[@Y20XTongvaLand]

Gitmo?

[@Lynn-rf1kc]

@ColinMcCabe his is NOT Tom it's his brother. Tom admits his brother does Woody voice overs and more. Not Tom.

[@Cyber_Kriss]

@@jedielsa7452 I was thinking that one of the doors were closed, too. The poster is then on the back of the left door.

[@conorhorgan8145]

Kate’s intro is exactly what I was expecting LMAO

[@NessaH]

conor horgan SAME😂

[@misterhorse8327]

Kate's intro was the best.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Is "Horgan" a real surname?

[@conorhorgan8145]

Angry Applesauce yeah haha, why?

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@conorhorgan8145 I've just never seen it before. It could be a meme, or word play. My channel name is an alliteration, which often leads to people thinking I'm angry. XD

[@lupinisthinking]

Honestly if this doesn’t win an Emmy... the updated quarantine intro alone is amazing

[@Donttalktomeifyoureabot]

Michael "I don't wanna be here" Che

[@leahdorothy]

Steve Adams what the fuck else are people supposed to do when we can’t leave the house to see our families???

[@goodie2shoes]

Where the sarcasm sign?

[@riskmaker717]

🙏🙏 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4qbf5mwmNNkp7M

[@ricdafric7565]

@Steve Adams Absolutely, these idiots can't even put the pieces together, because they are so enamored with these satanic celebrities.

[@corylyonsmusic]

I dont care how different this episode is. It's a lifetime memory now.

[@dolorsitametblue]

I dont care how different this episode is. It's a lifetime memory now. For those who just recently joined or those who've been here for weeks already, welcome. Its time to sit back, relax and watch a recap. I am giving this episode one of it's highest chances of getting you to feel warm and fuzzy inside because its still the best Star Wars this side of the Galaxy. And on this Christmas episode, I got to wish you all a Merry Christmas and to take a moment to wish George Lucas a Merry Christmas as well. Thank you to my wife (pinks and reds all the way) for joining me for this episode and for inspiring me to write this recap. This is just a personal and fun message from me to you

[@DL-rz6tw]

Nothing butt a fart in the wind for me

[@brentchasm1167]

D L Careful not to breathe it in...COVID-19 travels that route. Happy breathing!!!

[@sheem.2450]

Yeeeeeeeesssss!!!!!

[@Nicolllla]

@@dolorsitametblue did we watch the same thing

[@kathleen4367]

Something is off... can you feel it?

[@allankay12]

@Sunny Times lmao

[@giabarrone7422]

Sunny Times WHy wouldn't they just book someone else if he wasn't available?

[@allankay12]

@Jim G yea it's called rain.

[@coldcut333]

@@giabarrone7422 To give the illusion that he's still about.

[@jdstinner3868]

@Sunny Times his brother is going to help cover up his brother's death or imprisonment? Give me a break with this shit. Stupid people that just believe anything.

[@jinjinb528]

When i see Tom Hanks getting old, i feel old, i dont want to get old

[@maryschmitz7817]

Oh well, life happens! And I'm a boomer. 😁✌️🍀✝️

[@annielane5621]

Enjoy what you can every day. It is okey to be getting older. 😳

[@maryschmitz7817]

People don't really understand that life is a gift from God. He gives you the possibilities to make your choices. Go up or down. Right or left. It is Your choice. Believe and Trust. Go forward and create your own destiny. Peace be with you! 🍀✝️

[@maryschmitz7817]

@Shpetim Berisha Yeah, I can now sit on my butt watching Magnum PI🤫😂🤣😁 Peace be with you!🍀✝️

[@krumbsbakery154]

maybe you won't, careful what you say

[@cRAVEtrance]

"Will it be good? Eh? It's snl." Most meta, on the nose joke I've heard "on" snl :-)

[@LindseyLeighAR]

cRAVEtrance - that’s “meta”?! I’ve been trying for a long time (yearrrrs 😖🙈) to figure out what meta means. Maybe I understand it on a soul level but can’t explain in words cuz that was a lovable moment for me. “You know... some will make you laugh, some will be meh...” (paraphrased)

[@stevenjohnson8011]

JabberJawAR meta just means breaking the fourth wall

[@rockerdude725973]

He’s basically an SNL veteran without being a cast member. He knows the show can be shitty sometimes

[@jackclapz1247]

I think kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXibmYqQqrGBmbs

[@deborahmahon5451]

@@LindseyLeighAR meta means something that references itself.

[@jacobj.8200]

Everyone: "I hope Tom Hanks is ok" Tom: "Hey all you cool cats and kittens"

[@Psychol-Snooper]

He's not. He only did this for the "money!" (AKA airfare and a hotel for a week)

[@Yimello]

@aaron anderson Stop with this Q anon bullshit already

[@firstnamelastname59]

@@Yimello is that the Stone Roses' lemon?

[@Verdiz700]

I see that the truth hurt you 😂😂😂

[@JEiowan]

Angry Applesauce - gaslighting seen and noted.👀✨💖✨

[@diggsthehigherfrequency7626]

I just came here for the comment from people who’ve woken up, keep fighting the good fight💪🏻💪🏻

[@spacehaustrace]

Me too!!! Expose their adrenochrome drinking pedo asses!!! So many waking it gives me hope..some of us have been alone in this rabbit hole for many many moons

[@dreamofmermaids]

me too

[@msallan80]

I'm woke but how is he on here?!

[@mvddiekay]

Maysah Allan it’s a deepfake, they’re using his brother who’s voice is exactly like Tom hanks

[@allankay12]

@@spacehaustrace please go get help

[@johnkalkirtz658]

"36 is fine 38 is bad kinda how Hollywood treats female actors" tom Hanks gone savage

[@BrokeSoulz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4CZpq2fpbh2rrs

[@jayvlogs2675]

oomf

[@kaziniloyhasan4591]

Pardon my lack of understanding, what does he mean by that?

[@johnkalkirtz658]

@@kaziniloyhasan4591 I interpreted it as the girls age if there's 36 years old it's okay but if it's 38 there too old

[@drewwesely8853]

@@kaziniloyhasan4591 In the movie business an actress generally has to be remarkably beautiful to play the lead character and thereby get the best roles. Like one-in-a-million, utterly stunning. Actresses have constant competition from younger starlets who are in their 20s to play the love interest to the hero, the sex symbol, the femme fatale. At age 36 they are still winning that competition. At 38, age starts to tip the scales against them. Over 40, they are playing the wife character of an older hero (played by an actor in his 50s-60s), a supporting role, not a starring role.

[@thesword62]

Tom Hanks was the perfect host for this episode. Tom Hanks makes everything seem like it’s going to be ok.

[@xxbodycountxx7626]

Even pedophilia?

[@ncrawford5673]

@@xxbodycountxx7626 stop accusing celebrities of the same thing it's dumb and repetitive

[@debbiethompson9209]

He’s our Mr. Rogers for the quarantine

[@deanjones2885]

@@ncrawford5673 They all deserve to burn in hell we're they belong

[@joshuasmith6346]

Thats because that fraud doesn't even have covid-19 Tom Hanks is a lying sack o shit

[@drezdogge]

Tom hanks, still isolated on an island with his best friend Wilson

[@cbr1thou]

U mean epstein

[@Starlightskipper]

St James Island

[@Timezzzz4]

Wilson!

[@DaI-mi7hw]

And his typewriter corona

[@j.r09160]

Isn't it interesting how Wilson is his wife's last name and also grrr he name of his Hispanic best friend who's also black and white

[@kevikella221]

This getting embarrassing. Surprised they haven't turned off the comments section yet. Maybe it's karma...

[@x50nathan]

They’re brave to keep the comment section open. They’ve been axing the dislikes too

[@SparkleP8nter]

Hamza Hussain look at his neck going through his collar

[@nikibronson133]

I have no idea what you mean people are responding to this rather happily , especially in retrospect

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Why? Tom's hot as an Australian holding his Vegimite.

[@purplenothing9305]

This sounds so much more...sad without the laughs or music...

[@akkoyu123]

I'm glad they put the effort in though, gives a sense of normalcy in these weird ass times

[@landenmcgough6231]

I think it makes it seem more genuine

[@kapleenkis1981]

It feels awkward

[@NekoinaBox2000]

TheHumanWhoDoesStuff I agree. This whole show blows without any laughs.

[@triixstiir]

I disagree. It reminds me of a regular KZbin sketch without the laughter.

[@tylerg276]

Not gonna lie, I kinda cried a little bit when he said we should appreciate the people who are helping us in the world right now. I am no Doctor or anyone in the medical field, praise them, but I am an essential worker in the food industry. It really warms my heart when customers appreciate me after working really long and hard hours. All you got to say to us is thank you to us and it'll make our day. I am also a senior in High School, 2020 lol , so it really sucks. But in times like these we have to have hope. So try to have a wonderful day and stay safe guys!

[@85nikki96]

I just told someone the other day that the ones who stay working in the grocery stores and who deliver food are being forgotten to be thanked. You all too are risking your safety to make sure that we all eat, and I for one am so appreciative. You all are also in the front lines. Thank you, thank you, very very much!!!!! What would we do without you all? And also another thank you to police officers. They are out there trying to uphold order and are risking their lives too, in many ways. Thank you, thank you, to you all too.

[@tylerg276]

@@85nikki96 Thank you sooo muchhh!! It means sooo much to hear that!! And yes, a HUGE thank you to the police who have to be out in the public and keep order during these rough times!

[@85nikki96]

@@tylerg276 Please stay safe.

[@tylerg276]

@@85nikki96 We are doing our best. We have face masks, gloves, and we constantly wash our hands if we aren't wearing any gloves. We also have customers stand six feet apart from each other so that we can try and maintain social distancing while they wait for their food. Stay safe too friend!

[@user-ii4vn8hw7z]

Thank you very much for what you do and stay safe. As for your graduation ceremony - find a way to make it different and special in your own way. I know it sucks. Thank you again.

[@anirudhramesh9379]

Realising Colin's video was taken by Scarlett Johansson..

[@KilamajaroKen]

And Tom Hanks was filmed by Rita Wilson.

[@zbsx]

Where's her production Emmy?

[@kicksalot9943]

Lucky SOB!!!

[@LordRothschild666]

Realizing Tom Hanks is a 🐍

[@tylerg276]

@@LordRothschild666 what'd he do?

[@nextnetworkent]

Tom Hanks said he shaved his head for a movie he's working on but the Studios have been shut down since before he shaved his head things that make You Go Hmmm

[@nickmesafilms]

He was probably referring to the movie he was working on when he got diagnosed

[@nextnetworkent]

@@nickmesafilms but he had hair then. Why would he shave it after getting the corona virus and all of Hollywood was shut down, all productions put on hold? He is full of shit. I bet he is dead by now.

[@soylientgreen8618]

C9H9NO3

[@eastwest312paq8]

it's his brother

[@soylientgreen8618]

@@jonathaneglin2325 good find. Thanks shared

[@microtasker]

I got a gig disinfecting a grocery store for corona after losing my job as an overnight cleaner at a movie theater and to see this is very inspiring. Hang in there everyone, we'll get through this.

[@mhopepdx]

Micro Tasker, and you are a big part of that! Thank you for what you do!!!!

[@AgentSquiddy]

Good luck to you :) keep you're head up

[@EdertheJust]

Good luck, Micro.

[@toknowmadness]

Not all heroes wear capes. You are appreciated.

[@LadySunflower1224]

Thank you! we will get through this 🙏🏾♥️

[@drbobinski1]

Tom Hanks kitchen? Cmon. Maybe his housekeepers unit over the garage!

[@mattdunn2009]

It’s green screen

[@CourierSiix]

@@mattdunn2009 no it isnt

[@gigiw.7650]

How STOOPID do they think we are? 🙄

[@nyahmanismommy]

It was a green screen. Just like Colin's.

[@greghaunch1154]

Its totally green sceen. Right side wall is really room he in. The shadows are inconsistant w rest of scene esp with the chairs.

[@jare___]

“Hey all you cool cats and kittens”

[@pvzcraft6782]

gets flashback to tiger king

[@JakeAndTheBrosYT]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpTNmXmBZdR3b6M

[@Matthew-ry6pc]

Where is toms ventilator?

[@LadySKizo]

Matthew tf are you talking about

[@Matthew-ry6pc]

@@LadySKizo i thought tom was a covid patient....where is his ventilator so he can breathe?

[@kristen3267]

He said, “don’t mind my hair I’m shooting a movie.” I’m sorry but aren’t you in quarantine? Lol tick TOCK

[@half-lifescientist1991]

kristen He said it *was* for a movie, as in past tense, as in not currently, as in before now.

[@kristen3267]

Half-Life Scientist he’s supposed to have been in quarantine since March. That’s a freshly shaven head.

[@harperblankenship3017]

Yeah so supposedly in the amount of time since his last hair cut he's had time to be on a movie set, then get covid.. recover from covid...and his hair is still this short.

[@mikehartley8234]

Half-Life Scientist he didn’t have the haircut when his quarantine began.

[@robertbogert8257]

Half-Life Scientist stay sleep 💤 we dont need everyone

[@jennifercollins2043]

"No one wants to be around me very long, and I make people uncomfortable"

[@teresachapman205]

THAT'S an understatement!

[@banditbandit2384]

Teresa Chapman 🚨Plz Tell me about my music&Subscribe🥺🙏🏽

[@Mr-Rett]

You make peopl uncomfortable... ;-}

[@8lacksheep300]

STAY WOKE

[@matthewcanfield6748]

Sounds like what Rosie O'Donnell should say

[@airport862]

Who better than Tom Hanks to reassure us at this time.

[@champsammy13]

But where is Ja-Rule at a time like this??? What Ja got to say????

[@tammyforbes2101]

champsammy13 somebody find Ja so we can make since of this! Where’s Ja?

[@firstnamelastname59]

...Maybe someone that doesn't collect children's red shoes! He's a fucking wierdo mate.

[@jamesb6857]

If you need Tom Hanks to reassure you, you’ve gone terribly wrong somewhere.

[@BeeWhistler]

Well, he's more comforting than the president. Of course, a barrel cactus with a termite infestation would be more comforting than the president, so... yeah. Anyway, I find him comforting. I've been watching his stuff since he was on Bosom Buddies. It's that feeling that not everything familiar has gone away or turned out to have been drugging and raping women or something... knock wood.

[@pepppery]

“Will it make you laugh? Ehhh it’s snl . They’ll be some good stuff, maybe one or two stinkers. You know the drill”. Truth! I love Tom Hanks, ever since bosom buddies. I’m glad to know he and Rita are healthy.

[@gtenhave]

Never watched bosom buddies.

[@ascent8487]

It’s possible that truer words have never been spoken about SNL. .

[@kurtbaumann7686]

I miss his hair.

[@scottpierce3351]

I've liked Tom Hanks ever since he tried to beat up The Fonz on Happy Days using Karate.

[@youmakemehappy7]

You should check out his creepy Instagram and Twitter.

[@dbelladay123]

I have only seen one minute of this and already getting happy chills! Thank you so much for not shutting down! I love SNL now!

[@mindya1799]

Michael Che lost his grandmother to COVID Monday. SNL lost their music producer to the virus the same day. And, the show goes on......

[@dontask3613]

That's terrible :( I hope this nightmare fucking ends man

[@hugh_jasso]

Oh wooow.. That's terrible.

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

He did? I didn't know that. 😢

[@Heather-xz8fk]

Horribly sad isn't it? RIP to all of them.

[@FlagCutie]

Man that sucks!

[@tobybartels8426]

We don't usually get to see the intro here on KZbin; I appreciate this.

[@patsissons4025]

Yes! I always miss the intro!

[@misterlondoner]

Toby Bartels true!

[@thelakes-z7v]

Yes! Especially cause I’m watching this in 2024 and so many of these people have left the show now and all of the featured cast members then are full time cast members now

[@ScarlettJ1221]

I'm glad to know that Tom Hanks and his wife recovered from Covid19 virus

[@regularslick6038]

Yeah, me too 🙂

[@despicableme8703]

ScarlettP Tom Hanks is dead

[@rencaelum4396]

Now we need to use him to make a cure

[@rogueprince1341]

Thats the only reason I watched

[@chrisperkins3026]

Yes him and 99.5% of the rest of the world

[@lazorisbriggs3468]

Background looks a lot like green screen..

[@LilyGazou]

Lazoris Briggs good eye

[@omniaparatus1890]

@Papa Jose presidents get assassinated. Not junkies

[@brandalynmarie]

how then do you explain the reflection in the picture behind him?

[@freedomlover9560]

@@brandalynmarie Because that picture is hung on a board that is actually there. The rest is fake. Try looking for any shadows of him other than that. You won't see any.

[@helenemelon]

I love how Cecily is just like "oh hey I'm sexy this is just how I am"

[@Windupchronic]

Who knew she dressed _down_ for the show? Huh.

[@Mama2CDHsurvivor]

I know I was like DAMN CECILY

[@EdertheJust]

I thought, does she wake up that sexy?

[@ma-ew4kj]

Seriously? She looked very self aware and ready for her close up, Mr. DeMille.

[@gnocchidokey]

Meanwhile Kate McKinnon like bKhGiJgVnCcAaAtSsSS

[@san18ful]

“And live from Zoom, it’s somewhere between march and august” 😂😂😂 thanks Kate!!! And then Tom Hanks with his tiger king reverence😂 never laughed so hard during an intro and monologue (and that was exactly what I needed, so thank you so much for all of it, people of SNL ❤️)

[@ItsMe-ch1yp]

"Hey all you cool cats and kittens"- America's dad (and that bish Carole Baskin)

[@yeseniagutierrez339]

Abi Baer that birch if u know the gamer channels

[@CandieP]

🐯 🦁

[@Ash0512]

I think we all deserve to give that man a hug

[@annelizabethcarroll3396]

A few days ago, for the first time in my 71 years, I used the "cool cats and kittens" phrase.

[@PriscillaAustin]

BEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!

[@bluejeans5770]

The weirdest SNL video ever... His hands, his neck.. 👀

[@x50nathan]

He's dead. This is his brother. The news will come out later on in May...kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3ibpXWwrdCBack

[@margeavx]

@@x50nathan ...maybe not buddy

[@mortal8093]

@@margeavx he has been excuted for crimes against humanity Australia press accidentally released it. Cats out the bag Hollywood "Babylon" has fallen .

[@buddah3418]

@@mortal8093 link?

[@scottamusprime2510]

His neck? His back?

[@TheCapedWanderer]

“Well, not like THIS home.” The shots he takes at SNL are hilarious. “But will it make you laugh?! Eh... it’s SNL.”

[@jondunmore4268]

And he's a Five-Timer too!

[@acidrain92]

@The Realist Move to NYC and start interacting with everybody. We'll put your coronavirus theory to the test.

[@BrokeSoulz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4CZpq2fpbh2rrs

[@theocean._._._.]

@The Realist I'm from NYC and my English teacher literally passed away last Saturday... Please don't just shamelessly say these things.

[@KimberlyLetsGo]

His home looks surprisingly normal. From the spot he was at.

[@Hundo_Mo]

“Hey you cool cats and kittens” I see you, Carole Baskins

[@MrGHawaii]

Watching it right now.

[@cemsengul16]

She fed her husband to a tiger!

[@trinitywright7122]

Lol

[@erinlynch4]

@@cemsengul16 Maybe not. I watched video from Dr. Grande where he talked about a couple of factors that point to her innocence that were omitted from the documentary. For me it's enough to no longer be convinced of her guilt in the death of her husband. It was a show. It's more sensational to have people think she did it.

[@MrJarBottles]

Watch doc antle with Andrew Schultz

[@karlyallison502]

Kate McKinnon’s intro is one of the most accurate representations of this quarantine😂

[@canaisyoung3601]

I thought it was representative of Kate just being a normal person to contrast with the fact that she's basically a one-woman SNL cast (playing men, women, children, animals, freaky creatures, and everything in between. And if she can't play them, then Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Melissa Villasenor, or a female host usually steps in).

[@gglenn991]

I love kate

[@jeanoboyle2439]

I liked the RBG sketch. A diva playing a diva.

[@zDrFeelGoodz]

@@canaisyoung3601 seems like you just like the women lmao I mean the guys do alright too

[@nms7872]

this bit really brought out all the crazies.

[@DannyOvox3]

“There is no such things as Saturday’s now” This is the closest it feels to an actual apocalypse yet we are so far from it, I can’t even imagine what it would feel like if it was.

[@MonkeyWrenching]

“This” is NOTHING like an apocalypse, try visiting Africa.

[@unleavenedbread]

Understand that the end of a thing is also the beginning of another, the Apocalypse is the end of the world for those who follow after evil, but the beginning of salvation for those who love Jesus. If you feel like the world is ending and not beginning for you, then you need to take a step back and find the *true* word of Jesus, because this fear would mean you are on the wrong side of the story

[@Jozzieism]

@@unleavenedbread That's all fiction though, if you are relying on imaginary friends to get you through this, it's already too late for you.

[@Unknown-zv4ox]

We’re all dead

[@unleavenedbread]

@@Jozzieism The only thing that is fiction is everything that you blindly follow after other than our Lord Jesus Christ.. May God Bless You

[@LindysEpiphany]

I've gotta say this virus is showing a whole new aspect in talent. So many powerful thinkers working with whatever they have to entertain the masses. Thank you for brightening up a dark spot. Stay safe, stay sane, stay home!

[@Tan87ful]

Agreed

[@integralogic]

When the propaganda follows you despite not watching TV 😂

[@danderson8431]

Tom Hanks is the PERFECT host for this.

[@russmartin9549]

He survived an island for four years, piece of cake

[@Zeldarw104]

Yuppers! Tom looks good and healthy!🤩

[@amberdoll5215]

YESSSSS thanx forcominout!!!

[@Zeldarw104]

@Thanx Forcominout shaaaaaaadup stupid you probably eat, rats sounds like projection to me, don't be stupid, stupid?! Maga-mayo-moron!!🥴

[@Zeldarw104]

@aaron anderson how do you know this suspect info. Tom Hanks is a decent, man, and I've never heard of that stupid, shit, before, you sounded schizophrenic! 🥴

[@l.taylor2431]

Growing up with SNL, this was absolutely comforting. Thank you 💜💜💜

[@ZiggyMangum]

I see a lot of people giving the show hell for this, but can we just appreciate the effort?

[@seansilence2697]

Right? Like, they didn't have to do this, but they still put in the work anyway

[@kurtbaumann7686]

Human nature being what it is... probably not.

[@williamcondon7729]

You do better

[@xxbodycountxx7626]

I don't support Pedos.

[@theMcWOPPER]

Appreciate the effort, execution was lacking Intro was badass though

[@HaydenDuty]

"There is no such thing as saturdays anymore" **Cries in essential**

[@jaelynn7575]

That's nothing new to me. I've lived in isolation for a very long time, 11 years of "Groundhog Day," so not much has changed for me, though it's actually getting to me too. All the noise pollution has ceased, so I hope it stays this way. The air traffic, car traffic and fighter jets have all stopped! It's been fantastic to actually SLEEP again, esp since this tiny flat, $700/mo, in the mid-west, on the edge of a med-sized city, wasn't worth that much! It has no amenities, and when I say "no," I'm mean not even a garbage disposal. No anything, not even a bedroom!

[@tylerg276]

fr same lmfao

[@lightningmcseed7303]

*Cries in student*

[@patricialynnmoore]

@@jaelynn7575 Does it come with indoor plumbing, dear? As in, do you have inside toilet that flushes, dear? And water to wash your hands, dear? You need to wash with soap and water, not to forget, very important, dear.

[@benburke3015]

“It is a strange time to try and be funny, but trying to be funny is SNL’s whole thing, so”. Oooh the shade.

[@papamikemikee9569]

After-burn lol ... old ppl humor lol 😆

[@Diana_Fire]

Tom Hanks at home: SNL is trying to be funny. Antonio Banderas in Mask of Zorro: You were trying, Mad TV was succeeding.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Alicia Westfall mad tv was succeeding... in 1999. Go back and watch the later episodes. 🤮

[@openminded4751]

“Will they make you laugh? Ehh” lmao

[@LordRothschild666]

@@Diana_Fire Sure thing Westfall 👁️

[@bowertech6744]

Why is Tom pixelating with really young hands but the background perfectly fine? Who travels with a Corona typewriter thats very heavy? They're laughing in your face

[@Montezuma0]

Uhh he probably has a private jet??

[@bowertech6744]

@@Montezuma0 What brand is it?

[@wandersonwheels2190]

He collects old typewriters. It's his office. I speculate he keeps part of the collection where he writes.

[@x50nathan]

They killed him for crimes against humanity. This is his brother Jim. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3ibpXWwrdCBack

[@LunazulBaraka]

Madonna has a one too

[@lkatt_]

This doesn't look like the kitchen of a multi million dollar home.

[@bobsilver3983]

its a green screen

[@JohnusSmittinis]

@@bobsilver3983 Green screen? What about his shadow casting on the wall?

[@quietdime]

It might be an Airbnb where a basic lighting setup was done by a crew for the sake of keeping their real home isolated, or it could have been where they were staying in Australia.

[@t.c.o.g.773]

I kno right!

[@ytzep2012]

He states in this interview that they shot in the kitchen of his office down the street from his home. www.npr.org/2020/04/18/837682956/we-call-to-check-in-on-tom-hanks-and-ask-him-to-play-not-my-job

[@TheSmileyLOL]

Man Tom Hanks crowd was dry!

[@elijaharroyo2173]

@@stockmarkettrader6498 ?

[@sillycrow3834]

SMILEY LOL the spiders in his house even ran off! Lol

[@larryhinze8658]

Well...next time he should try some comedy.

[@sillycrow3834]

You guys are crackin’ me up ! 🤣 I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one recognizing that shit show lol!

[@magicvampirelver1321]

@@stockmarkettrader6498 Lmao😆

[@dantoums]

With his head shaved, Tom looks like the farmers insurance guy JK Simmons

[@cUser691]

Yup. Maybe a Letterman- pre beard- vibe too.

[@ValerieJNorse]

Farmers Insurance guy AND Oscar winner!!!

[@eMTy_One]

You just referred to J.K. Simmons as the "farmers insurance guy".

[@Aeronor2001]

@@eMTy_One Like Shaq, the General insurance guy

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

I agree, Dan T. To be honest, I had the TV on mute and could not hear his voice, and so I did not even recognize him for a few minutes.

[@Aivottaja]

All things hidden will be revealed. Rest in peace, Isaac Kappy.

[@Aivottaja]

@SupremeJalapeno A hit.

[@jp9707]

'All hidden things will be revealed', huh? Biden was inaugurated today. The Qanon prophecy of a 'Storm' failed to materialise. You were lied to. Time for you to realise that you were taken in by a conspiracy theory.

[@Aivottaja]

@@jp9707 The hell are you babbling about? I never believed in QAnon. It was an obvious psyop.

[@jirden]

@@Aivottaja nice backpedal attempt 😂

[@Aivottaja]

@@jirden Whatever you just said.

[@jasoncarroll6541]

Wow the whole cast looks like they’re a good decade older. Especially Colin.

[@cookieburgos9840]

😄😄😄 same thing that went thru my mind

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

No tv makeup.

[@millennialaviation]

Ikr? Good god lol

[@jeslarcy3370]

colins hot

[@dhaliadestrange]

@@b2kzangelalwayz or stage lighting 😕

[@bracita15]

Didn’t know how much I needed this until the music started!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@RobertAnthonyPitera]

Gee, poor Colin Jost; locked down in quarantine with Scarlett Johansson. We should all be so 'unfortunate'...

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Robert Anthony Pitera she’s driving him crazy... the poor man is already graying

[@vincentvangogodancer]

For every beautiful woman, there is a man who is sick of her shit. In this case, that man is Ryan Reynolds.

[@nahmastay7497]

Good to see we have our priorities in this time of crisis!

[@liberteen22]

tom hanks body count. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqmwaZ2Kjr6Yisk

[@kennylaysh2776]

@Captain Delicious Pants Read Robert's post again more carefully...

[@adriangheorghe4872]

Well that,s what i call acting . GITMO;S LATE SHOW ! Funny as HELL ! Literally R.I.P.

[@ShavaSays]

Colin Jost gets to quarantine with Scarlet Johansson. Noice

[@glennlrw]

I wish to be quarantined with Scarlet Johansson. Did I say that out loud?

[@sirachasugar]

Glenn Williams yes Glenn, you did

[@glennlrw]

@@sirachasugar Ha ha. The heart knows what it likes.

[@bryceb1889]

Lol

[@glennlrw]

@Ray Volpe Whew! I don't want to be on the other end of Colin Jost's arms, er fists. ;-)

[@donjuanlebron]

I'm surprised that they didn't cut the comments off

[@robertbogert8257]

Don Juan me too

[@kevikella221]

That's what I said. But maybe it's karma.

[@annakocol7116]

Tom Hanks kitchen looks modest or it’s a green screen lol

[@sawart6798]

Def greenscreen

[@being_frank_with_you]

His. The reflection in the picture glass showed house windows in back of the camera and a silhouette who was probably the camera man. Tom can go anywhere he pleases though, he's immune, he can't get it and can't be a carrier. Still, getting a huge paycheck at home is sweet! He probably wasn't even wearing pants.

[@LindseyLeighAR]

THAT’S” modest???? 😳

[@rcrookster]

No way in heck Tom Hanks has a 10x10 basic starter home kitchen people...nope!!!!

[@rcrookster]

Check he's LA kitchen from late 2019 something is up folks...kzbin.info/www/bejne/inute3Wlq55jqqM

[@CobraDove1111]

Yup, definitely arrested, shaved head, green screen, word and hand gesture codes and that IS NOT A MILLIONAIRE'S KITCHEN LOL Missing pizza and pasta Tom??

[@Chriscarper]

Why would they let him do this show of he had been arrested?

[@genericname34]

Mr Crabtree maintain appearances, try and ruin credibility of folks peddling the theory that he’s dead/arrested

[@that1electrician]

@@genericname34 your eyes are still wide shut.

[@julie11307]

What? A real life Green Mile?

[@giabarrone7422]

tropicAces Why wouldn't they want people to know if Hanks died? I love a good conspiracy theory, but this one ranks with COVID-19 being caused by 5G towers.....

[@rosemarymancera4318]

"There's no such thing as Saturdays anymore, it's just everyday is today". Goodness, how profound!!! Try and smile anyway. 😃

[@MonkeyWrenching]

Saturday’s never went anywhere, freedom of choice is what seems to have disappeared.

[@rhodes449]

Yo Kevin, that’s what a fuckin day is

[@douchymcdouche169]

Missed opportunity to have Tom's wife come into the shot going "Tom, can you take the garbage out?"

[@ncrawford5673]

That definitely would've been hilarious

[@staceypolishook4715]

Except she is the one fliming😅

[@liberteen22]

tom hanks body count. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqmwaZ2Kjr6Yisk

[@mavennicole5936]

@@staceypolishook4715 HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? ITS CLEARLY A SET. also he and rita havent been filmed together since arriving back in LA. odd considering they are 2 very famous people that survived corona virus together and are sheltering together.

[@vernexe4598]

Maven Nicole please shut the fuck up and never speak again

[@asaneal5383]

The beginning of this video gave me flashbacks to Too Many Cooks.... just kept freakin going

[@violetgc6049]

Yes! Great catch. I too felt it was going on an eerily long tme but didn't make the Too Many Cooks connection like your big brain did

[@psyched.shelby5391]

ya i skipped through it.

[@pamelahill196]

Excellent promo opening with cast, band and host Tom Hanks!

[@bigtaz504]

This was cool that they had Tom here. Glad he is doing well.

[@TheColebyArnett]

Marty M Shut the fuck up you fucking sheep. ZERO evidence. Keep watching your infowars bullshit.

[@thedisneycentralhub5876]

The first ever episode of SNL to be done completely from home lol 😂😂😂

[@kurtbaumann7686]

It sure beats the bearing yourself and reruns on KZbin.

[@beeayeembeeeye]

i love this. the zoom intro was so heartwarming.

[@f.lynnfilms]

pete's "yuh" at the beginning in splendid \

[@jakeseligson7852]

*Shows Heidi Gardner’s next to plants* Me: I see what you did there

[@passiveagressive4983]

jake seligson ??

[@banditbandit2384]

Passive Agressive 🚨Plz Tell me about my music&Subscribe🥺🙏🏽

[@passiveagressive4983]

6K BanDIt eerie no and fuck off

[@SYMShutYoMouth]

Passive Agressive Gardner (Gardener)...She’s planting. What don’t you get?

[@bornbrit777]

Fuck I’m stupid. I rewatched this over and over and then I finally got it 😒

[@storytellingwithaskreddit5041]

36 is fine 38 is bad kinda how Hollywood treats female actors" tom Hanks gone savage

[@mj-yo7vt]

StoryTelling With AskReddit I mean he just got back from Australia

[@MarcosAmparo]

To be honest, I thought it was Tuesday and I was wondering why SNL was uploading videos.

[@MarcosAmparo]

No lie

[@yourmomsfavoriterecipe6236]

Lol

[@KL-zu1fv]

Same omg

[@proto7310]

time stays still during quarantine...

[@taekim2886]

Mr. Hank. We are glad you and your wife is a live and well... Your movies through out so many years brought us joy. Hope you can continue safe journey......

[@sarahoshea9603]

I'm actually really loving these "at home" shows.

[@osmosisjones4912]

I don't about America's dad but he's innocent

[@lotus7906]

Cecily Strong looking fine as hell in that intro

[@Jazzymama8703]

I don't know what your talking about. 🙃

[@HellaCalifornia]

Ok but Heidi Though 😍

[@nebulousisgod]

A bit tossed and bed ridden, if ya know what I’m sayin

[@toughtittypdiddy4634]

Yes lord

[@EdertheJust]

She woke up like that

[@Nonyah123]

I felt like I was living in the twilight zone before but this really pushes it to a new level

[@iBMcFly]

That’s the realist thing I’ve heard online all month.

[@glennlrw]

A Twilight Zone where SNL thinks it is funny. Oh wait, that has been the case since ... 1990?

[@Konninen7]

Everyone in the comments: Tick Tock time is up Hollywood: ( - Hears Boss Music - )

[@x50nathan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3ibpXWwrdCBack

[@Konninen7]

Okay, thank you for your comment.

[@AmyThrash]

The monologue would have been even funnier if his wife was in the background washing dishes.

[@angelaaltman864]

@@masko2095 oh, and I bet you have a compelling theory behind your hypothesis. I bet your favorite letter is Q 🙄

[@loveasia9354]

No need to wash the dishes. They have a dishwasher or a housekeeper.

[@sq1734]

That would've been funnier but she's likely in a different wing.

[@evenios2831]

for sure!

[@myamoore2936]

Was that a green screen.?.

[@VenusVoice]

This whole quarantine thing has been awful and fascinating at the same time.

[@cristinasolano6487]

soul sanctification perfect way to describe it

[@madarauchiha1428]

Like how we never leave our homes and now live in a virtual reality on the internet where you can be whoever you want to be just like in the movies....

[@mr.benjaminfranklin7108]

Who' tha F... Ask you

[@BrokeSoulz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4CZpq2fpbh2rrs

[@jayvlogs2675]

It's making me pretty sad tbh

[@monicataco3734]

This honestly made me laugh so hard. The burns on SNL though

[@usp.4073]

I like the institutional door hinges and light switches. Also the drab yellow green paint on the wall Glinda like a government building. Interesting.

[@savannahmaynes7452]

I know this guy loves his Cheese Pizza.

[@240sxplug]

savannah maynes 🍕🍝🍝🍝 #adrenochrome

[@JulioLopez-xz5kx]

I saw what you did there...

[@jannawhitehead9555]

😂

[@barrythacker7281]

hot dogs

[@ellietozier143]

U DID NOT😂

[@eastendthug]

How can Tom hanks be filming for a new movie when he just apparently came out of quarantine and posted a pic of himself on instagram with hair a few weeks ago. Aren't the movie studios closed? Also that's a very modest kitchen for a multi million dollar mansion.

[@area859]

Look at Tom's neck, this is DEEPFAKE CGI! It's fake

[@tyhall7330]

area859 You might be on to something....

[@area859]

@@tyhall7330 Go to @Tommy g Twitter page, its where I found out..

[@eastendthug]

@@area859 me too

[@yammmit]

area859 the same guy who thinks that Dr. Fauci is trying to take over the world... lol

[@akremakes2059]

It is SO great seeing them at home like this - especially given their terribly long hours, it's nice to see them comfortable and resting

[@wut3358]

They work hard, they deserve it.

[@MoonFlower4022]

Agreed. They look chill and it makes me feel chill.

[@CodellMusic]

That background had to have been a green screen, the walls on the side looked real, but something about the kitchen background seemed off

[@MikmaqBaddie]

He was on house arrest

[@Dehmitz]

3:15 "Canary in the coal mine." When does a bird sing, Tom?

[@tavern2468]

WHEN ITS CAGED BABY

[@KellyO]

17th like ☺️

[@mrsa9130]

It's a reference to the fact coal miners would send a canary into the coal mine to see if it was safe..

[@robertbogert8257]

That would make him “ dead” hence warning the other “ coal miners” to get out the tunnels

[@lisarodriguez2926]

@@robertbogert8257 Maybe he's hunkered down with Epstein and spilling his guts as well? Or maybe they executed a pedophile. Hanks. Who knows.

[@Drew_3000]

These KZbin characters are pretty good They should have their own live show on TV

[@thewiseowl8804]

Drew No they’re not

[@mjpopp]

They should stick to youtube.

[@glennlrw]

Ironic because Melissa Villaseñor basically started online before she went on SNL.

[@banditbandit2384]

Drew 🚨Plz Tell me about my music&Subscribe🥺🙏🏽

[@banditbandit2384]

71 65 🚨Plz Tell me about my music&Subscribe🥺🙏🏽

[@KwanHopkins]

When you get your dad a camera for Christmas:

[@mrose84]

Kwan Hopkins haha totally!

[@jackclapz1247]

Like this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXibmYqQqrGBmbs

[@dharmaangelg3467]

Wait...NICE GREEN SCREEN...wer not buying it

[@super8man807]

Do you know how green screen works? You can see his shadow in the picture frame. And at the start when the camera pans you can see the dynamics of the kitchen.

[@Bobbyman17]

@@super8man807 thinking the same thing, definitely not a millionaires kitchen though and symbolism is baked into this sketch