JAY LENO - HEADLINES!

JAY LENO - HEADLINES!

[@joeheid4757]

Absolutely hilarious. Miss this segment.

[@hijodelaisla275]

"Hey, I'm getting tired" cracked me up. Jay has a wee streak of black humor.

[@arnoldaguilar8704]

I watched him every night when he was on.

[@tomgraves6463]

My name is Tom, and I approve this video. 👍

[@donnatate458]

Thank you Tom. Whew, I was worried for no reason.

[@duranfanvr882]

Another new Leno headlines segment that I've never seen before, thanks for uploading this!!!

[@alm2187]

I could imagine goths at a holiday party topping their tree with a headstone. 🌲 🪦

[@skyebird3933]

Love to watch Jay and headlines for a good laugh. Thanks for posting!

[@COMPFUNK2]

3:52-4:33 - That one has always been one of my all-time favorites.

[@JasonSmith-vj1de]

Not only was the robber an idiot but the cashier did some quick thinking when the robber asked for the scotch.

[@TangoWolf09]

Shoutout to the cashier who had the colossal cajones to demand to see ID from someone who just robbed them at gunpoint.

[@jeffking4176]

Cool ❗️. A new batch. I love these. 📻🙂

[@richstrobel]

I love the quote from Randy Moss. Looked for the play and it was amazing.

[@josephsullivan775]

Back when we could laugh at ourselves without everyone getting all pc and upset

[@steverlfs]

That's what a late night host is like! Haven't watched any of those modern hosts since he left.

[@vforvendettaMA]

Leno watches and like them. *shrugs*

[@JasonFlorida]

Leno was the best!

[@SpaceAceInSubSpace]

We always support the other guy!

[@indigowolf556]

I love watching the Jay Leno headlines. I didn't know the other people on late night. No I don't mind just watching the monologue of late night and sometimes the political comedy satire gets old but I just think of it as stress relief. But it's always nice to go back and listen to Jay. It's a good perk you up😅😅

[@megadethmofo2001]

8 minutes...funnier than Stephen Colbert's entire career.

[@stantaylor3350]

I miss Jay. Haven't watched any of the late night talking heads since Jay was let go.

[@jamiedoughty6703]

You haven't missed anything.

[@jeancorriveau8686]

Me too. I miss Jay. Funny and a man with class.

[@jimScienceNerd]

Miss these. Headlines were always my favorites. I had a couple VCR tapes full of them. Weren't these on Mondays?

[@christopherdunne7848]

Yes. “It’s Monday night, time for Headlines!”

[@MrTValleyguy]

I'm in the process of getting licensed to serve alcohol so the story about the liquor store clerk who wouldn't give the armed robber a bottle of scotch without proof of age made me laugh. 😊

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

Oh my gosh. I sold Alcohol for nine years and as long as I can get my hands on a Ukulele and a tin cup, I will never go back!

[@nancykolonich2531]

Yay...new ones

[@largemember]

2:22 CMON JAY!!!...its a slice of Lemon!!!!....DUH!

[@brianwilson5393]

And no political crap mentioned or social media..... what a difference it makes. Now everyone knows everything about everything

[@alm2187]

0:35 It's like The Fates chose to conceal her identity! 😲

[@PilpelAvital]

He could make fun of people - and of politicians - without anybody thinking any joke about blacks is "racist" or any joke about a politician is "biased."

[@Djtmanga]

I really love feak news late night show jay Leno

[@CartoonMitchell]

Feak News!

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

That feaking news lemme tell ya

[@rachelredden6682]

I love going to Dildo Days every year. It always makes me feel good.

[@excrono]

Really important celebration in a little town.

[@patrickwilson3990]

Looks like the candy cane bear sings "We wish you a Merry Christmas"

[@grf15]

Gave the cashier his driver's license. Yikes! He deserves jail for that smooth move.

[@cavspunk08]

that festival must draw a large female crowd

[@revinevan87]

What IS the deal with the Axtell's?

[@leahshaw1447]

I loved Johnny Carson and I love Jay Leno. Haven't watched any of the late night hosts since. The ones on TV now are not funny and idiots.

[@revinevan87]

Hmm. Haven't seen this one.

"Your cow is gone !!"🤪

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

But I voted for the ..Other Guy

[@ThatsViews]

Many of those "accidental" double entendre headlines? They were deliberate. I worked as a sub-editor and yeah. We have minds like sewers!

[@burtonwilliams5355]

I MISS LENO!

[@eddietigre6233]

The bank robber wasn't so much an Idiot, as the teller was a genius. I hope I got the expression right

[@excrono]

3:34 Ad featured with Kevin in mind.

[@toyman9642]

Dildo Days...there's a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

[@mikez.6309]

Honestly if I were Leno the sender would have had to explain the "eggs" one to me before I passed it on to the audience. But, that's why I'm not Leno.

[@JLvatron]

6:11 Isn't the dentist a Smothers Brother?

[@philippliskin9196]

There’s a place in LA called Joe’s Shoes & Coffee

[@markrodriguez9442]

The show them the license made me laugh. Stupid criminal.

[@jimpomac]

Dildo is a Town in Newfoundland, it is about 28 miles from Come-by-chance !

[@jefolson6989]

Jay's problem was he was #1 for 30 years. He HAD TO GO!

[@afriend9428]

*New openings for gynecologists Ha! ha! ha! What does that even mean?!?* 💡

[@brianstewart3897]

They went to the Dildo Days festival.

[@ciderfan823]

Gynecologists look at "openings" for their job. Double entendre

[@SimplyTakuma]

06:55 Kev 🤣

[@alm2187]

Jay's wife wouldn't like furniture shopping? You kinda think of house & homey stuff as a girl thing while interest in specialty car parts are a guy thing. A tire and furniture store would thus be a great choice for hetero couples!

[@mikeorclem]

dildo days...sounds like a pain in the ///////

[@powerengineer1]

There is a community in the Canadian province of Newfoundland Called Dildo. Been there for hundreds of years. I am sure they are use to the jokes.

[@ciderfan823]

Particularly considering one of the things on the poster was related to the church, if I saw correctly.

[@daveriley6310]

C'mon, Jay. The Teddy Bear has no hands. Anyway, he's from Dildo, Newfoundland.

[@MichelleNghi]

I like toilet ⛳⛳⛳ golf

[@Ron-d2s]

Yeah but did he enjoy the scotch?

[@AndrewVelonis]

How many times is he going to show the Dildo Days ad?

[@Chainsawslots]

Why does he always put some aside? Why not just pick the best ones in advance?

[@JustinEvitable80]

He doesn't always know how much time he has.

[@jamesnielsen3674]

You read the audience reaction, then choose accordingly.

[@spinandmarty]

Jay always talked too fast. Half the time his brain is thinking one thing but his mouth stumbles and mumbles with the words that finally come out.

[@javierbookshadowscontribut6223]

4th comment

[@DrLumpyDMus]

Jay milked the joke too much with headlines. They're funny on their own. Jay building them up, stumbling through trying to read them, doing the over excited vaudeville comic takes etc...That all distracts from the comedy inherent in the headline. Let the headline be funny.