Tony Soprano met Valentina La Paz, The Sopranos HD

Tony Soprano meets Ralph Cifaretto's new girlfriend, the Cuban-Italian Valentina La Paz, The Sopranos HD

[@GABRIELA-ACEVEDO.]

In the previous episode Tony was beating up Zellman for dating Irina. Now he's messing with Ralphie girl. The irony.

[@drmartin5062]

Haha, Tony is one sick puppy. By the end of the show, he has not one redeeming quality

[@thee_morpheus]

@@drmartin5062 Him and Carmela are the biggest hypocrites on the show

[@geordiejones5618]

Tony was just a pussyhound. Fucked anyone and everyone he could.

[@BrandonCassaday]

That's the irony of the show Tony is a DO AS I SAY not DO AS I DO person. He's the ultimate type A personality hypocrite!

[@brettpilkington9539]

@@BrandonCassaday we're talking about your addiction not his type A personality!!

[@troyf.9050]

"You wanna bring down an entire criminal organization...send in a pretty lady"

[@detectiveMM]

Who said that?

[@troyf.9050]

@@detectiveMM a great great Man by the name of ....Troy F. *I have tons of sayings like this. I.e. "just because you're tough doesn't mean you have to put yourself through tough situations"

[@BrandonCassaday]

She did that on purpose to get rid of Ralph to make her move on Tony, she ain't slick🤣😂🤣😂

[@victorspennato3008]

Slick enough. Her loss in the end.

[@ovidiumihai8986]

​@@victorspennato3008true she can't get burned with Ralph because she doesn't need to cook him eggs. Ralph will cook his sour cream eggs

[@schallrd1]

This was beginning of Tony's horsing around.

[@moncorp1]

Way to trot that one out.

[@slingshotnerd]

“Stepping in horse shit is good luck” *gets murdered by Tony*

[@jimgallagher2979]

Tony got one whiff of the cooze and it was off to the races.

[@moncorp1]

broke his maiden

[@incarnateTheGreat]

Off to the races. I like what you did there.

[@yoloswaggins1579]

Valentina was such a shameless hooah.

[@D34dfgRu45]

I never liked Valentina at first, but she has her own unique style of hotness. I like her confidence too. Shes a real go getter

[@jacobgarcia8893]

"What I think is funny is what an 8 year old boy thinks is funny"..

[@emeryjones8099]

That’s why David chase loved James for that reason...u could see the child in him

[@williamharris432]

She gave him the number so slick lol

[@dragorn3212]

None of these girls would ever give tony the time of day if he weren't a mob boss, tony's a scumbag for fooling around on his own captains.

[@brettpilkington9539]

Women like power, welcome to the real world

[@alexandrostheodorou8387]

If he was Joe Schmo the Best Buy Employee your right. But he is Tony Soprano. His name was known for what he is. A millionaire gangster.

[@brettpilkington9539]

@@alexandrostheodorou8387 but the thing is that's an accurate reflection of life, look at the women Trump bangs. Would Melania be with him if he was just some old racist dude in florida that's bitter, twisted, mentally incompetent and constantly has delusional rants about fake news? I think not!

[@alexandrostheodorou8387]

@@brettpilkington9539 obviously not bro. We are what we are. And we get what we can eat. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@DrikkiVyvi]

Valentina threw herself at Tony . That wasn't the first time she started coming onto him. For what it's worth Tony did say no to her and she got really ticked off.

[@ovidiumihai8986]

2:30 Tony is already contemplating something

[@mg6192]

she's a half Porta Rican hoooaah

[@michaelcaputo4187]

she's italian and cuban

[@chadchaddingtonflexington8415]

1:12 imagine if Ralphie started beating her like he did Tracy😂😂someone should make an edit of that

[@r44gz96]

An interesting analogy - each of Tony’s gumars represents parts of his personality. Carmella his wife - is his one woman that has everything to a certain level. Oksana- was his straight up indulgement, all he wanted was sex. Gloria - was his passion, the woman who he truly loved other than Carmella. Valentina - was his playful side, and brought out the fun in Tony. But the thing about all this is, is that it shows the multiple personalities Tony has in the series, and he plays it out with his gumars. Tony definitely has some sort of personality disorder within the series for sure

[@Cash4gold84]

What about the ducks 🦆?

[@pablosanchez6558]

You forgot the blonde mistress he had in the pilot

[@matthewmorris5893]

@@Cash4gold84 They eat corn and shit like that

[@Cash4gold84]

@@matthewmorris5893 not fucking bread

[@matthewmorris5893]

@@Cash4gold84 family uh malluds lived in my pool fa two fuckin months

[@paulpatane2439]

1:35 You're welcome

[@Rome274]

She looks a lot like Gloria

[@johnk.7523]

How could Ralph even land a woman like Valentina.

[@RebelThoughts82]

Money...Ralph was a big earner.

[@brettpilkington9539]

Money and power

[@lukamilic]

The moment he saw her...we all knew what was about to go down... *literally*

[@SonnyRed420]

LMFAO Ralph, R.I.P James, gone but never forgotten.

[@TheRealSuperJ]

Pie o My whatever happened there

[@johncohle8331]

Whatever happened there????!!!!

ALL RIGHT THEN.

[@darrynmurphy2038]

That animal Cifaretto killed the kid without any provocation whatsoever

[@TheRealSuperJ]

@@darrynmurphy2038 I guess stepping in horse manure wasn't such good luck for Ralphie!

[@hanklesacks]

She was beautiful

[@goo8295]

Note to loser men: She embarrasses her boyfriend because she recognized HIS boss, to signal to HIS boss that he's expendable. Men, choose wisely!

[@troyf.9050]

Wise words.....especially since she went on to live a beautiful healthy life!😏 I think your note should be for both the Men and the Women....considering what really happened to the Both of Them.

[@reallyhappenings5597]

Only works if the boss gives a fuck, which he usually doesn't. Otherwise a move like that, and she'll be stepping in horseshit next.

[@mcmasters1484]

She did like pulling pranks on tony too

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

@@troyf.9050 doesn't apply to women because the two sexes want different things

[@justamaninTN]

@@troyf.9050 Didn’t she get burnt to a crisp? Lmao!

[@TheValhalla1989]

2:34 Ralph was just asking Tony to take Valentina. Weirdo.

[@masterzombie161]

Just like that Tony again gets a woman who resembled his emotionally abusive mother, and Gloria.

[@northernking6610]

The horse died in a fire. The girl was burned half to death. Its like all these characters are in hell and they dont even know it

[@DrikkiVyvi]

Poor horse didn't even deserve to go to hell

[@attila_the_hunk9685]

Tony got it wrong all along; he didn't need to kill Chris for better luck. Just needed him and his crew to stomp around in horse shit all day every day.

[@iamverycrazy]

Valentina is my favorite mistress by far!

[@miciboo9993]

Until she burned herself right

[@jsciarri]

Gloria was so much hotter though. Valentina irritated me with her dramatics and Cardi B foot long fingernails.

[@ajwalker2365]

Girl he played roulette with

[@j.a.orozco3589]

@@ajwalker2365 👍🏻

[@O15Omnicron]

@@ajwalker2365 It was the same principle as the sholar shystem

[@batgurrl]

RIP JG - you are gone too soon - you will be missed - Valentina turned out to be a rather boring gumar IMHO

[@fetti214]

Gloria was my favorite

[@str8cash113]

She never had the makings of a varsity cook

[@cedricliggins7528]

Damn Valentina was fine!!

[@soakjoke4244]

I had no idea Roxy Deville was even on this show. She doesn't have her ear holes in yet. She was younger when this was filmed.

[@la-mascara4175]

Fuckoh! 1:35 lol

[@robertlee4172]

"I already took Ralphie's horse"🤣

[@dailystriver2727]

You taking a survey? 🤣🤣 Rest in peace to the great James Gandolfini

[@jamesmccormack491]

I’m using that one lol

[@danielbergonzi7319]

Tracee was been killed for less

[@psychoakustic]

It was a COKE!

[@MrSuchasoorma]

How could Tony have Ralph leftovers

[@thee_morpheus]

He just wanted a taste, he dropped her real quick afterwards

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

Tony's laugh he he turns head.

[@0mnicide]

I wonder if the fur coat the woman is wearing in this scene is meant to make Tony look like an absolute hypocrite.

[@jamie7398]

Interesting maybe. He also bought Carmela a fur coat at the end of season 2.

[@paularcaria]

as in Tony is pissed at himself for being so hairy 🤣😂

[@bernieudo9072]

Now that's a Philly.

[@tysonleblanc8862]

Valentina is fine

[@AbolfazlKhoshdel-y7n]

میشه بگید فصل و قسمت چند هست

[@emersonmiles07]

Tony's jealous eyes on the loose...

[@incarnateTheGreat]

Man, Tony really loved that horse.

[@TexasDragon]

Look, all I know is that as soon as the horse died, so did Tony’s last bit of soul he had left. And his downward spiral really began

[@ovidiumihai8986]

0:56 Ralph is the biggest simp in the show

[@DrikkiVyvi]

Ralph treats her better than he treated Tracie

[@Bees123Knees]

For some reason, I never bought the character of Valentina. Never liked anything about her and never bought the relationship with Tony. Not sure if it was a casting mistake or if she was intentionally so off-putting, but if I could remove any secondary character, it would be her. My opinion only.

[@dickiegreenleaf750]

Maria from Head of the Class.

[@warrenl6863]

Ralph Sniffaretto.

[@Wagmiallday]

Ralph Biden

[@J4sse]

I hope i never step in horse shit.

[@neopro4k541]

That's a pole job in the making....#facts

[@cnsmooth]

So fake how every hot independent woman throws herself at Tony..give me a break!

[@MateoKalifas420]

Women like a man that takes charge, alphas.

[@cnsmooth]

MateoKalifas420 Notice I said independent. I don't doubt that guys like him get women throwing themselves at him, but some of the chicks that where immediately struck by him (Without even knowing who he was) would never have looked at him twice in real life. Anyway I guess it's a tv show, but I felt they went ott with the sex at times.

[@adamameur4873]

Chicks digs guys with big balls, diaper boy.

[@cnsmooth]

adam ameur clearly you don't dig reading properly. I don't have a problem with the women who knew who Tony was, but theere were plenty of moments when some chick would give Tony the cioome on within seconds of meeting him or from across the room. Was a bit unbelieveable.

[@Tusc9969]

In Paulie's voice: Power is ultimate aphrodisiac...look it up.

[@actionfigurescollectionssu7854]

I like Valentina she’s fine, And she was hitting on Tony So bad she felt in love with him.

[@timothyo718]

Valentina was a troll haha.

[@Natedawg38]

Valentina was hot

[@dr.daredvil612]

I really don't understand how can below average looking guys like Tony and Ralphie can get such hot chicks?

[@chunkymilk]

fucko, where’s the hoo-ahs?

[@jackquinn7446]

I love the coat on Valentina

[@CloudZofCamelot]

Rip skip

[@carlt9265]

She was a terrible actress most of the woman were in this show lol

[@mattblah7737]

Those nails...DISGUSTING!

[@DUGOUTinc]

ralphie like to hoarsy Tony

[@keverinkarama]

Tony takes sloppy seconds?

[@jonathangonzales4115]

Ralphie doesn’t have Inter course. S and m only

[@dannickwoolfganglabonte6781]

That’s why he didn’t want it at first

[@SynBlades]

@Shawn Rodriguez Good point.

[@detectiveMM]

@Rooster lol

[@cepeidioten]

Haha!

[@browningautomatic2393]

VALENTINA WAS HOT ! MONDAY 5/16/22 MAY 16, 2022

[@stochasticdifferentialeq.1393]

Soprano is just like me a heavy guy with a taste for hot busty woman and he knows how to hit their spots hard.