Non-TF2 Players Rank Weapons from the Game

[@tonyallentf2]

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[@SpicySulfur]

tanks

[@nneykobar_hali]

Dont listwn to this coment. Play TF2 instead. After nine years in development... it is the best game ever. Give thus man some money for things he's done , and shut down this whole "play some other game ... please any other game , at least touch grass dometimes man!" Thing. Patreon , checks out. Have no money for this , sorry. Still it is better than advertising ti such... an audience.) Well money is money , and the only one arguing is i , so have fun.

[@Werthorga]

uh, no

[@mr.tweaty]

NO NO NO, WHY IS THIS EVERYWHERE?! Why do they spend 95% OF THEIR BUDGET ON ADVERTISING?!

[@kommandantkillcode]

@@mr.tweatyTrust me, they don't. Other than the spaghetti code bugs, the game has an incredible amount of detail for just how many vehicles it contains and that's what's made it so popular recently. However, it's still a niche game, so Gaijin's trying to get the word spread around more now. I've already been an avid player of the game for 6.5 years, and it's improved quite a lot.

[@BRAHEX-cc3tc]

19:44 Them having the spy main tell them about The Diamondback is so perfect

[@fearlesswee5036]

"The pomson 6000 looks and acts insane it has to be 1" 💀

[@Welcometoyourlocalchannel]

Every tf2 player: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠☠☠☠

[@blitzworldace]

hahahhahahaha thats actually funny tho

[@amogusgaming.6681]

As a person with a strange professional pomson I'll say it's definitely 1

[@MirelurkMaster]

As a person who has a pomsin named laser musket I disagree

[@NSluiter]

@@MirelurkMaster I got word another settlement needs our help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

[@Sarahm2261]

Dang it fishonastick, you made the pomson look good to normal people. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

[@Nitosa]

That clip is on a McDonald's level of advertising. With a clip of getting two random crits and half of it being in water so that it's harder to see how slow it was.

[@cron1807]

@@NitosaAnd two of the kills were wrench kills

[@-RandomStranger-]

​@@Nitosa whats funny is the speed is pretty much the only thing that makes the pomson bad

[@hi-i-am-atan]

@@-RandomStranger- well, there's also the fact that the damage is mediocre, it's slower at firing _and_ reloading than the alternatives, its magazine is only slightly better than the frontier justice despite having nowhere near the upside, the fact that it technically has perfect single-shot accuracy over the shotguns is made completely pointless because the damage falloff makes its long range damage effectively identical to the default shotgun, it can't even be used to chip away at enemy sentries because it does basically spitwad damage against them ... which all combines together to make an absolutely _busted_ weapon, because for as shit as it is in all other situations, if you can hit an enemy medic _once?_ you have dealt critical damage to the enemy team second only to actually killing the medic outright. which, y'know, make it a very rewarding weapon in every situation where uber advantage is game-deciding, and thoroughly subpar when you aren't participating in the high-level competitive lobbies where you probably ain't running the only class that can use it in the first place yeah, funny thing. the _real_ reason the pomson is shit is its unique traits that are written in _blue,_ not red

[@-RandomStranger-]

@@hi-i-am-atan 😂

[@Coconut_Prrson]

Not putting the sandvich is a true crime

[@tonyallentf2]

I'll consider it for any potential sequels.

[@mohammadwaled409]

​@@tonyallentf2 hey are you gonna address the Epstein list thing.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

It is redundant once they take it away from you however.

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

@@tonyallentf2I think we all agree is sequel is necessary

[@Theonlygamerthatistrulygaming]

Weapons.

[@Myiic]

Can't wait to see someone name their Machina "2018 Honda Civic"

[@-RandomStranger-]

I saw someone name it an ink machine

[@BRAHEX-cc3tc]

5:47 "Are there like weapons you can only use once?" Ullapool Caber appears

[@explosion6768]

Explodes once but you can still use it to kill

[@ScoobertDoobert-gd1wv]

@@explosion6768 Yes, but the main idea of the weapon is an explosive melee that only works once. So it can be used as a melee, but the gimmick or the "use only once" part of the weapon is the explosion.

[@BRAHEX-cc3tc]

@@ScoobertDoobert-gd1wv experienced demo players really know how to use it. Unlike me :p

[@LockViles]

@@BRAHEX-cc3tc I literally use it to troll snipers with the sticky jumper and stock nade launcher, go to 2fort or any intel based map and just jump and kill them. fun practice but normally wouldnt use it tbh

[@BRAHEX-cc3tc]

@@LockViles sounds dope!

[@jalontf2]

Don't believe the lies - Pomson is the best

[@Ashephalt]

Pomson/Bison supremacy

[@IsYeaYesyup]

no it's clearly the hot hand

[@zzyxxyzz5442]

@@grokcaveman the enforcer is just a slightly slower revolver though? it's not really bad, the upside is just pretty situational

[@-RandomStranger-]

​@@zzyxxyzz5442 the slower firing speed is actually a bit of an upside because you can no longer spam the revolver shots, and dont lose much accuracy

[@WILLIAMMUZZ]

The fish

[@m4n1987]

"who do not play team fortress 2" Their life is definitely better than mine.

[@DoctorTemblor]

what if they play league of legends?

[@waldemarpolcyn6936]

@@DoctorTemblor much worse then

[@xDragonzKingx]

@@DoctorTemblor can confirm, no league players are present

[@2groovey]

" I Can tell them what ever I want? I Can Troll them?" ~Jalon I'm Dieing! XD

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

*dying

[@2groovey]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Um I'm pretty sure that spelling for changing colors like clothing, If I'm wrong I blame dyslexia

[@DumbTF2Player]

​@@2grooveyit is dying

[@nothyg012]

MEDIC!

[@mieksucksatbass]

its dying

[@ChannelMiner]

lol the fish on a stick gameplay for the pomson is dirty

[@musicsheep9816]

To be fair, having most of the kills being done with the wrench is 100% accurate to Pomson gameplay

[@buggerofallhell1153]

You could be known as the TF2 gameshow guy

[@mayo_-]

Worse fate than death

[@nothyg012]

Kimme saying the bonesaw seems like something a mad scientist would use is so accurate omg

[@mysteryguyiscool5054]

Mad enough to not care about how shit it is

[@vids_0429]

The way they bullied the Shotgun tho...

[@Monkey_XDD]

The homeless man gutted me

[@Boxfanowner]

Sorry about Paul dude.

[@MalgastoDeVidaHumana]

The Pomsom gameplay not been stolen from Chimparoncito is a true offense against Pomsoms users

[@DWN037]

you do realize you're now legally obligated to rename your Machina to "2018 Honda Civic" right

[@nneykobar_hali]

Oh god , a pro for dimondback , and not only that but wellknown and respected spymain? God. It gets good real quick.

[@JoeSmoPedro]

A funny sequel idea would be to have people with some mildly passive familiarity that dont really play the game snd know the modern meta and change the rules up accordingly

[@Tyranitar.]

And then have experienced players guess what inexperienced people think.

[@A_Pinocheat]

W video as always tony, you are kind of a breath of fresh air for the tf2 community, also where is sandvich?

[@tonyallentf2]

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. Also, the sandvich maybe be featured in a future video if I do this again.

[@vintagememelord8168]

Victory! Excuse me do you have any Weiner Schnitzel?

[@Dingus-yu6xz]

The scout “using jarate” is the funniest thing ever.

[@karlkoskie2891]

Scout uses a different jarred...fluid...

[@Dingus-yu6xz]

@@karlkoskie2891 It’s technically not jarred. It’s in an open container.

[@RobinRhombus2]

Bro seriously put the Diamondback above the Crusader's Crossbow.

[@samdaman2939]

6:43 You sounded so disappointed when you said that 🤣

[@staticsphere_]

I died at the jarate response, it says so much about how these people are valuing these weapons-

[@redredblueredgreenred]

wish they read the stats for mad milk

[@theonetruekinglord]

Non-milk substance

[@ABJOBRIEDIELANDE]

@@theonetruekinglord White latex

[@razorbladeflamingo3635]

Always a treat when Tony Allen uploads.

[@Speefosh]

if i got a nickle for every time ive seen someone with the same name as me this month i would have 2 nickles which isnt much but its still strange that it happened twice

[@VroomNDoom2602]

28:00 I had just taking a big mouthful of water before this image appeared, that was close.

[@tonyallentf2]

For anyone wondering how the list with the "True Ranking" was determined. I sent out a Google Form and asked people to rate each of the fifteen weapons featured in this video from one star to five stars. I then added together all the stars for each weapon and sorted them from most stars to least stars. Based on 554 votes, here's how each weapon scored: Diamondback - 2595 stars Jarate - 2451 stars Crusader's Crossbow - 2415 stars Shotgun - 2223 stars Machina - 2065 stars Gloves of Running Urgently - 2053 stars Backburner - 2015 stars Atomizer - 1991 stars Spy-cicle - 1917 stars Loch-n-Load - 1903 stars Boston Basher - 1865 stars Thermal Thruster - 1666 stars B.A.S.E. Jumper - 1400 stars Bonesaw - 1284 stars Pomson 6000 - 911 stars If anyone's curious what my personal ranking would look like, it's this: Diamondback Machina Backburner Jarate Crusader's Crossbow Shotgun Atomizer Gloves of Running Urgently Spy-cicle Thermal Thruster Loch-n-Load Bonesaw Boston Basher Pomson 6000 B.A.S.E. Jumper Join my Discord: discord.gg/BdJNNeDckY

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

I'm surprised that machina got that many stars.

[@Welcometoyourlocalchannel]

@@pelinalwhitestrake3367 It's a sniper rifle which can penetrate multiple people while charging faster. It's basically an upgraded sniper rifle

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

@@Welcometoyourlocalchannel But you can't shoot while unscoped, which is a big drawback for those who can't quick scope headshot anyone at any distance.

[@amisstake8040]

Honestly very surprised crossbow is below backburner and machina on your personal ranking but everything else makes sense aside from the boston basher! Was very surprised at how low it was on both lists

[@Welcometoyourlocalchannel]

@@pelinalwhitestrake3367 true but most snipers can quicks cope. Wait, does this mean that this is a upgrade to stock? NO ONE TELL THE SNIPER MAINS-

[@Vcxzs142]

i played along for fun as a tf2 player and got 21 points

[@IsYeaYesyup]

congrats on getting 9 + 10 points

[@interlouper]

@@IsYeaYesyup9 + 10 points would be 12 though

[@Saawu]

Came for the blind rankings, stayed for kimmie's cat

[@spiritfox123]

Jay was more accurate to the old GRU when he guessed what they did, before they changed them to lowering your max hp, they used to just deal a flat 3 damage per second while deployed

[@StallionGD]

Yo I appreciate you telling people not to sub to me! I certainly don't want a bunch of TF2 players subbed to a GD channel lmao If you do another one of these I would be down to participate, I dont know anything about TF2

[@tonyallentf2]

That would be sick. Still unsure as to whether or not I will do another one, but if I do it would be really nice to have you.

[@iota3243]

this kicks ass, im holding my breath for a sequel

[@nneykobar_hali]

Thank you for the inclusion of music list! It saves lives you know. Thankyou once again!

[@Anarqism]

10:12 ad skip

[@rakesiar]

Love how she came up with the Spy-circle having some sort of durability system, because it technically does when you’re on fire.

[@MemeAnt]

0:24 GEOMETRY DASH anyway good video my guy

[@juicername9862]

Knew where the inspiration for the video was from so seeing it in a different game is really nice

[@alexadams4017]

Dam they got gloves of running urgently's stats spot on

[@Pepper2B]

robbery, i was excited to hear mönkey yell about how bad the bonesaw was

[@reddevn]

Best piece of advice: *Its just a B O N E S A W*

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

8:11 BEST lifeline to use here ngl My description of the jetpack: Powerful mobility but you can only use it twice before it has to recharge for a bit, and the main downsides are: It's not a secondary weapon (Basically mobility only) It's LOUD (Something you probably wouldn't have heard with the Stats lifeline) I'd put it surprisingly low for that, like a 12 or something It's powerful but people are GOING to hear you coming and unless theyre stupid, they'll know you're there.

[@AMentalFailure]

1:29 "Favorite game: Kingdom Hearts 2" I know who I'm rooting for already. Edit: Damn :(

[@quintonthecool]

PLEASE do more of this :)

[@ShockedTaiLung]

You should do a sequel but also show them the weapon stats and ask if they think its balanced, overpowered, or underpowered

[@denifnaf5874]

This needs to be a series

[@m1thical_362]

Fully honest, ranking like this wouldn't be easy even for tf2 players.

[@calor023]

yeah this is definitely tony allen and Kim

[@reepieces]

your ability not to chime into the conversation and help them along is astounding, I would have been like "Oh yeah, there are for sure weapons you can only use once" or "Actually you can use the thermal thruster twice and you can wait for extra jumps". Respect, great video! :)

[@reepieces]

Also Jay perfectly predicting the stats of the GRU is ridiculous

[@supersain2349]

ngl surprised how low the boston basher is considering it doesn't have a downside if you don't miss and the downside can be an upside if used correctly

[@DiverseCurse]

marg... kimbo... jay table brian...

[@clutteryguy9747]

Awesome video! Also really loved the background music used!

[@dev0nklein]

Seeing the pomson on #1 is mind blowing

[@musicsheep9816]

Assuming that the Jarate belongs to the Scout is surprisingly close, since Scout has Mad Milk

[@Thermo_D]

i liked and noticed the subtle game changer reference

[@rottenroads1982]

The Gloves of Running Urgency, abbreviated to G.R.U, FROM DESPICABLE ME.

[@ketchup901]

It's a reference to the GRU intelligence agency of the Soviet Union

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

naming a jar of piss "mark" is the most tf2 thing ive ever seen

[@realdragon]

I blurring jarate at the beginning is as useful as trying to swap mosquito with toothpick

[@dotcomgamingd5564]

damn, love the editing on this one!

[@nneykobar_hali]

"Warthunder , its superrealistic mil..." *tf2 fans sittimg procecing why should they care for realism.*

[@HexiiSky]

bout to see a mass influx of jarates named "mark". mine included

[@TheBallstealer-v9z]

As an engineer main that pomson clip made me think about if I shouldn’t have treated it as harshly (yea I should have)

[@niranu78]

I would argue that the crossbow is objectively better than the diamondback considering its influence. you can still play spy optimally without the diamondback.

[@NoahWood-j1v]

15 bonesaw makes me happy First place jarate ✨😀✨

[@Blind_Hawk]

Kimme really acted like a Californian describing the diamondbacks

[@protoman4622]

You should’ve had thewhatshow appear when you brought out the pomson so he could’ve done a rant I can imagine how funny it would be to watch these random people react to him going schizo 😂

[@HybridHenderson]

Pls do more of these either with the same friends or your friends bring THEIR friends

[@TQAET]

that was amazing, im gonna need more of this NOW!

[@pineapplepizza6949]

are you called "the real Tim Allen" in tf2, because i might've seen you in-game.

[@tonyallentf2]

Yeah.

[@DropsOfMars]

I would have ranked the Thermal Thruster so much higher just because it actually got me off of constantly using the Scorch Shot, it's just THAT versatile and useful that it broke my habits when I play Pyro

[@smugloozr2524]

i feel like being able to ask someone everything is a little to good

[@NoahWood-j1v]

It’s like the game show that great blue did

[@mr.slappii513]

You should do a thing like what the inktank does with ben 10 where you get a bunch of real tf2 weapons and community made weapons and get a bunch of people who don't play TF2 to guess which ones are in the game and which ones are community made.

[@jetdragon5]

Sniper: "2018 Honda Civic" *Warps into a 2018 Honda Civic* "HAHAHAHHA"

[@doctormedic2682]

This was entertaining. Great Vid

[@floodedmoat]

Honey, wake up, Tony Allen uploaded again

[@FNaFwaffles]

You needed the mad milk and bison

[@Bradorks]

I learned some new funny places from the atomizer bit

[@nathangamble125]

I can't believe that Jay's mom was actually Po from the Teletubbies

[@Survwithagun]

You should've put the huntsman as the last one so if they used lifeline there would've been no stats lol

[@LolO36675]

the shotgun ranking hurt me

[@CoolSs]

0:39 I don't care who is your friend name on the right but because he doing a caustic cosplay. i am out right thumbing up the video. you own him one.

[@abs0lutezer045]

Fun watch. Any chance for part 2 with other weapons?

[@curtisleblanc5897]

14:40 BONESAW IS READYYYYY!

[@iamthecheesegod]

Mark cheated and rubbed his victory in their faces by naming a jar of piss after himself. JUSTICE FOR KIMME

[@gohort]

These guys LOVE the gun design of Deus Ex: Human Revolution

[@extrakimmu]

mark epic win !

[@Munzee09]

turns out there are multiple weapons in tf2

[@melon9933]

who made this final ranking though? Diamond back is higher than crusaders crossbow? Oh ya that must be why everyone uses the diamond back and not the crusaders crossbow.

[@tonyallentf2]

I say in the video that it's based on community polling. And yes, the diamondback is generally regarded as overpowered. The crusader's crossbow is generally regarded as just really good.

[@metalclawsteelheart]

10:12 adskip

[@FaZe_Noob]

Monkey at home - the best character in this video

[@mr.tweaty]

That pomson clip was the most misleading thing i have ever seen. actually foul...

[@Green-the-military-monkey]

You should of make the mad milk mark because uhh it’s uhh you know it’s not actually milk

[@orangefela]

Cool video bro, wheres my dumb f*ing sandvich tho? (Lol)

[@unidiotamas1947]

another PEAK video

[@kylefarrell849]

Next time, add a lifeline that asks somebody that hasnt played in over a year (me)

[@Solid_Hank]

Jay sounds like Walter Jr

[@Robert_SK10R]

This is peak content

[@DogloverTravis]

Oh hey, it’s stallion gd.