Tool - FUNNY MOMENTS COMPILATION

[@ShineOnBenevolentSun]

"I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken." - MJK

[@Kornrock1969]

Wait are you from Washington. Because he said the same thing at the gorge 2 years ago

[@PJyrstinkangas]

"But I am! Always I am right. It is so invariable it startles me. And now it looks very much as though I may be wrong, and that upsets me. But I should not be upset, because I am right. I must be right because I am never wrong."

[@RedceLL1978]

That's not actually his quote but he said it well.

[@louie9373]

When people use the word wrong they are implying their religion is right but they're incorrect about that.

[@jamessuraciart]

@@Kornrock1969 I was at the show at The Gorge, but Maynard tends to say the same shit (or similar shit) at all the stops on tour. So that joke isn't necessarily indicative of a specific show...

[@nevermanishere]

It's always amazed me how MJK sometimes looks like a total badass and sometimes like an old librarian. One of my favorite humans.

[@carolyntalbot947]

Ditto that👏👏👏

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Sometimes Steve Carrell. Sometimes Paul Shaffer. Sometimes a hottie. Sometimes a philosopher. Sometimes the fool. Always standing in his own power.

[@Way_too_tapped]

Or a worm with glasses

[@valeriy8502]

Sings like a monster and then talks like a nerd 😄 I mean that in the best possible way

[@brodiwheeler7583]

Sometimes he looks like Sinead O’Connor’s uglier, derpier sister in bra & underwear.

[@JohnnyMrHattersmith]

So that's why it's takes so damn long to produce a new Tool album, he waits until he cant afford waffles.

[@luuiv9518]

theyre going thru somethign with their label for tool, thats why maynard started a perfect circle and puscifer

[@shmergulflargamish7686]

Lowe's, Home Depot, ect., are trying to sue them for trying to copyright the name (keyword, NAME) Tool.

[@krentetic8856]

its all good though. im seein them halloween weekend (:

[@Rocksteddybelmont]

JohnnyMrHattersmith that's it

[@ZieSpiralOut]

hes worth 40 mil apparently so that's going to take awhile, unless the price of waffles skyrockets.... quick EVERYONE buy ALL the waffles!!!!!

[@paradiddle16]

Interviewer: "ever though about doing an instrumental album"? Maynard: "that would kind of leave me out of it" Priceless!

[@KT-Buf69]

I've never heard a tool album that wasn't heavily instrumental

[@RustinChole]

And yet, that’s exactly what they’re latest record is. (I did the math MJK sings on 21.815% of the album.)

[@ispartacus1337]

@@RustinChole that's an oddly precise percentage .

[@tomgreenfan]

@Jamie Koering you get help buddy he didnt do anything to you

[@monikaszymanowska5142]

@@KT-Buf69 There is no half way, an "instrumental album" term means no vocal at all:-) That's why the question asked to the great vocalist is so stupid and the answer so funny.

[@AdiAdi-bf6sj]

I love how Maynard is literally a parody of every frontman ever

[@TheCheesySubApproaches]

he isn't real LMAO

[@DerekxxCore]

"No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close."

[@duduneitorsepsiboi8467]

Dave T xdxd

[@JohnGarryDrums]

Same

[@pizzakitty69]

I came here to post this

[@The_Wolf_Fury]

Buy Fear Inoculum, so Maynard can afford waffles.

[@alexswick310]

ShadowECHO I will buy it twice for him

[@zer-op2gq]

Send more money =)

[@MaynardsSpaceship]

I bought like 5 of those fucking things.

[@zaynebonshire3900]

Yep

[@stevegeedey7270]

i bought Fear Inoculum so Maynard could buy syrup for his waffles

[@doodahman2995]

Danny Carey is just a beam of Sunshine every time he smiles n laughs..

[@angelarizona622]

Yes he is! Hehe

[@bellarose7369]

Oh hell yes!!! Absolutely!!!

[@PneumaNoose]

That man is a pure gold. I’ve never seen someone so happy to work his craft, then also, just cuz it’s Tuesday.

[@susiejo143]

Ya he's just a gorgeous man

[@Crunchywallaby3357]

He always reminds me of having an older brother that was born 15 years before you 😂

[@Hanseng92]

"I met Maynard through a friend from high school and we started..uh Tool" 😅😂

[@nikkinoona8630]

Best moment in this video

[@Egoblivion]

I had to rewatch it like 10 times lmao

[@Woet]

Wasn't that friend Tom Morello? (according to wiki)

[@DeezNuts-so2fu]

6:07

[@nick.valente_bass]

Tom Morello was that friend.

[@devilsguy8711]

Imagine walking outside one morning and Keenan is in your driveway on a forklift spiraling in a large circle.

[@DarkSpaceStudios]

A perfect circle

[@imperfectcoversofperfectsongs]

Dark Space touché

[@benjaminingenito530]

@@DarkSpaceStudios nice

[@benjaminknotts745]

Keep going

[@salvadordollyparton666]

I jump in my weaponized killdozer replica and we ride on to fucking heaven, I'd imagine... And he'd somehow manage to be driving my old JCB manufactured in England that actually worked awesome for years but has been broken down for like 5 years now. Vs the one built in God damn Georgia that's about a piece of shit... Made in murica... 🙄

[@aicMadSeason]

This song... Is the last song.....*crowd boos*.... Before the next song *crowd cheers* lmfao

[@User-xw6kd]

aicMadSeason 😂😂😂

[@nathanjamison830]

Ultimate troll right there

[@mariosmarinos2392]

Time stamp?

[@fungusly]

@@mariosmarinos2392 23:27

[@sadwrld520]

LMAOO

[@1969ryson]

I have a feeling that Maynard is somewhat making fun of the audience that they will cheer anything.

[@AakashBalajiCyborg]

tru, evn wen the jupitr thing

[@Webster109]

Yeah, he seems like the kind of guy who doesn't like sycophants

[@AakashBalajiCyborg]

EndZiiel true , when the guy acts totally pathetic by coming to shows in just a thong and makeup, the fans will make him look like a God , ascending from the exosphere.

[@Assimilator702]

Maynard is the reason I fanboy NO ONE. The farthest I'll go is certain drummers. Most of the best drummers I've met have been very nice and down to earth. Lead vocalists are usually the most fucked up members of any group. Maynard just wants to be more mysterious than he really is when all he is is a dude that sings in a really good rock band. Without Danny and Adam there is no Tool. After all without the music all you have is a dude singing.

[@MultiOMFG1]

That's actually his point though. He's not trying to be mysterious. He took to performing in the back of the stage because he realized that his being upfront was pulling focus from the rest of the band. It was distracting listeners from actually LISTENING to the music the way that they wanted. He knows damn good and well that he isn't shit without those guys. His/their idea is for you to see them as a unit-not Maynard and his band(which is what was happening), but that instrumentally, they are all equal to each other. Adam is the guitar, Justin is the bass, Danny is the drums, and Maynard is the voice. A package deal. He'll gladly be the first person that'll stand up and acknowledge that the other 3 do the heavy lifting and he's just a voice-he's got the easy part. He's said it time and time again. It's the "FANS" that project way more importance onto Maynard than he, himself, wanted and felt that he deserved. Then, they throw that projection back onto him claiming he's a dick for it-as perfectly exhibited in this comment thread. He didn't go to the back out of ego and a need to feel "mysterious"-he did it out of respect for the band and their music. He just wasn't comfortable being the center of the attention in a band that's as musically complex as Tool is. The amount of people that claim to be fans of their music, yet allow the messages in their music go way over their heads totally missing the point AND don't respect their personal decisions as a band is mind blowing.

[@floopsfooglie213]

THEY DID MAKE AN ENTIRE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY (The Hobbit) FASTER THAN THEY MADE A SINGLE TOOL ALBUM.

[@Estragon17]

+Joseph calderon And take a wild guess which was better.

[@floopsfooglie213]

+Estragon17 obviously the hobbit. duh. c'mon are you kidding me?

[@mattbeatz8709]

+Joseph calderon The Hobbit had already been written

[@Yerp_To_Da_Skerp]

Matt Beatz So was the first 3 Lord of the Rings movies. You do realize they were all books first right?

[@StevieJay404]

That explains why that was shit.

[@youknowhuwitis]

Maynard's dorky little laugh after explaining the situation about Jupiter always makes me howl

[@bridgetwardwell14]

Me too.

[@victor_.]

Maynard: Jupiter got destroyed Crowd: YEAAAAAHHH!!!

[@thedarkness97]

I am utterly convinced, Adam Jones, is a vampire.

[@rylee8135]

Those teeth... Say it all...

[@PigeoN1776]

Oh, he is.

[@Raynecolwell]

Chewbacca

[@queengoblin]

Yeah

[@LordofDiamondsMetal]

his teeth are so sharp what the heck

[@Falxifer95]

Saying Maynard's weird would be the understatement of the century.

[@shmergulflargamish7686]

Agreed.

[@HahnGFX]

weird people change the world

[@Cyba_IT_NZ]

I think he seems suprisingly normal considering the drugs he's probably done and the parties he's been to.

[@710JHJ]

Cyba IT yea its more saying fucked up shit as a joke then being weird its honestly just a good sense of humor

[@onixtheone]

Not weird he’s just tired of bullshit

[@jamesflagg8060]

"... so all of you people that are Sagittarius are gonna slowly begin to disappear. I just wanna be the first to say goodbye.. heahaha" LMAO

[@SanguineMalcontent]

A truly beautiful eulogy.

[@mikemaldonado9960]

" i met maynard, through a friend from high school. And we started....uh...tool" lmao

[@GradStudentTutorials]

+Michael Nite A moving and powerful story!

[@telluwut5674]

+csanchez505 I wasn't crying! It's just my allergies.

[@chrisbryant600]

Adam Jones' friend from High School...Tom Morello from Rage Against The Machine.

[@Metts1337]

Michael Maldonado yeah u uh, started tool and totally didn't just do acid in the bathroom

[@ChuckNorrisUltra]

That made me laugh out loud when he said that.

[@gulermo]

"No one is gayer than i am, but some comes dangerously close" Maynard James Keenan, trolling everyone for 20 years+

[@johnathanking9885]

I just love how serious people get about this band and don't realize that the band is fucking with them most of the time.

[@buckfuddy489]

Johnathan King THAT is why i love them!! (Not to mention Maynard sings like a GOD!!)

[@Greasyheels]

"I just wanted to be the first to say goodbye hahaha" I lost my shit at that

[@HugoStiglitz88]

+Freezie Pop Me too LOL that laugh...

[@shmergulflargamish7686]

His laugh sounds like Willy Wonka's in the Tim Burton movie. LISTEN TO IT, AND TRY TO DENY IT!

[@DerWaidmann_]

Favorite part

[@MaynardsSpaceship]

Biggest troll. I fucking love it!

[@Ghostly-00]

his laugh at that part was so good

[@psychozulu]

"No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close" -MJK

[@nbkawtgnobody]

Gotta get that on a t-shirt 👉👌!

[@EarthSurferUSA]

I went to HS with Jim,--opps,---Maynard, and wrestled with him on the wrestling team (I graduated in 81, he in 82). He was a good athlete, who did what I did, he stuck with sports based on the individual. His dad was our coach, and teacher--and was very good at both. I think he was the best grade school teacher I ever had, and he made great impressions on me, that helped me find some success also. Maynard James Keenan, comes from some good cloth. I am a bit surprised he never did a remake of a Kiss song, as he had Kiss posters all over the inside of his hallway locker, or may be that Aerosmith song "Dream on", because I know he dug that song back then. I would love to hear Tool remake that song. I thought it was a great song too. The last time I saw him was at a bar in Grand Rapids Mi. around 1994, similar to that bar in star wars, a place called "The Reptile House",--no longer there. I thought I offended him with a "off joke" as we caught up a bit in that bar,---I guess not. I also heard he was back at the old HS a may be a month ago, wrestling with the wrestling team. Very cool. Unlike me, he probably never got out of good physical shape. If Jim sees this (I doubt), hello from Doug Johns, and tell your Dad he made good differences in me. I doubt there are any teachers like him anymore, and that is not good.

[@hectarsavoie8166]

@EarthSurferUSA Was he as cynical back then?

[@irti_pk]

Thanks for your comment, some cool stuff in there.

[@rebuilders22]

He covered calling dr love live with apc

[@keaganjohnstone9063]

Wow u read his book nice

[@robeichinger7240]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJjck2qCltmrgKM

[@chrisprado4597]

Interviewer: So, Maynard, what lead you guys to release Fear Inoculum? Maynard: Initially we weren't supposed to make another record, 10,000 days was going to be our last, but I noticed I was running out of waffles and I couldn't masturbate without eating waffles and watching brokeback mountain. So I decided I needed more waffles and here we are. New album is called uhhh... Fear Inoculum.

[@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6]

Genius

[@youssef90210]

Timestamp?

[@ibelieveinsomething3895]

Awesome

[@mikemeengs4124]

Maynard played a prank on me when I went to Lolapalooza in '97. I thought security was gonna beat my ass while he stood (unknown to me) behind me laughing. Very funny.

[@Its_s_t_e_l_l_a]

We were there. My friends shook hands with Danny just walking around.

[@roflol65]

that rosetta stoned one killed me

[@thelastpunslinger8806]

roflol65 same here

[@SammytheSwan1903]

roflol65 what time was it at?

[@Nameless_Wretch]

10:42

[@DevunGames]

Mickey Stoned

[@HelloThere-bj9rw]

Please someone what performance is that from

[@Satyr000]

You have to love Maynard screwing with the audience.

[@noiminoimi1179]

Ya he's enjoying his time too

[@lostkeysnurse]

"Morrisey's a wanker!!"

[@azzajohnson2123]

"Air Fresheners"

[@kai326]

That part in Rosetta Stoned live had me in tears

[@jamsesh5376]

Actually no. That's what makes him a complete dick head. He hates his own fans because he thinks Americans are stupid.

[@SalsaShark6]

I met Maynard, through a friend in school...and we started Tool - i fucken died.

[@artcosmos7]

18:50 Damn that's seriously so funny how totally spaced out Adam Jones is. :D It's even like the camera guy focuses him and then very quickly decides "Oh let's better look away. There is something going on here."

[@queengoblin]

Lmaooo I died when I saw that

[@wyattjackson977]

I’ve never seen somebody SO FRIED before lmao. Do you know what the title of the original interview is called?

[@JeniOnly]

19:23

[@queengoblin]

Maynard is hilarious, I think people feel he's an asshole bc he just refuses to take himself seriously like people want him to. People think he's a god and he knows he's just a dude who follows his heart. True coyote energy.

[@alexanderbaker4083]

If you don’t think Maynard loves himself you’re an idiot

[@MurderFaceXD]

3:39 lmfao "When people call us metal, I'm just like "sss... I feel like taking a bath.""

[@mnemesiiis]

MurderFaceXD He was referencing Glam Metal actually

[@user-bs8hz9ft9b]

I think he meant metal in general but like they don't really fit theirs nothing really to compare them to in metal their sorta closer to 60's psychedelic rock but theirs really nothing entirely comparable.

[@mnemesiiis]

# # I suppose

[@mnemesiiis]

@John Hurley My bad. Although you don't need to insult me like that, man.

[@thenewhumandesign]

The way English works, there is nothing obvious about this statement and whether he was referencing glam metal specifically or not with the second part, despite the dumbass in this thread. Also Adam: "I like Scandinavian metal bands, such as Meshuggah..."

[@Allagi22]

My favorite but is at 2:28 Maynard is talking AC/DC and asks Danny for his opinion and he starts saying nonsense about a muscle car "Fucking 4 on the 4 floor man! Got a 350 4 barreled carb homes!" haha wtf was that I love it.

[@whakjob980]

4 on the floor is a drum term meaning playing the bass drum every quarter note. Idk about the other stuff

[@Juancabrone56]

also means pushing the gas pedal to the the floor and opening ALL 4 barrels on the Carb "homes". ...........that comment from danny was random

[@michaellrakes5521]

siquator he's actually rambling car nonsense just to goof off. 4 on the floor is a 4speed manual transmission, 350 is a small block Chevy V8 and 4barrel carb is 4 port carburetor. god only knows what that had to do with the question, he was probably baked lol

[@JargoniusMaximus]

D) all of the above

[@jackoo666]

4 on the floor also is a very common drum term that very much applies to ACDC. so in this case he probably means both. double entendre

[@rxsilience]

Ah, Maynard. Couldn't he be any more comical. What I mean is this: 1:31 - "I think that I did too much acid in High School and can't remember what I said in 2001. I'm just going to say, for the record, yes."

[@teddclevenger6380]

That's hilarious.

[@lamolambda8349]

Yeah I loved that though I kinda feel sorry for that german reporter girl

[@cancanb.2401]

silience zAWESOMESAUCE

[@jonthulhu]

“Hi I’m Britney Spears...” “I’m Whitney Houston.” “...and we’re coming to you live from Hell.”

[@TThatsWhatSheSaid1]

3:47 And here we see Maynard demonstrating the Fibonacci sequence.

[@ShreddNugent]

Adam Jones looks like the love child of Chewbacca and Frankenstein.

[@LOQUITAA2]

ShreddNugent i thought he was cute before you said that

[@diegosepulveda4669]

ShreddNugent more like chewbaca and albert einstein

[@daddy_cool762]

ShreddNugent fuck me, spot on xD

[@trisomy21anomalies34]

Maynard reminds me of Eminem the way he talks is similar

[@88glaze]

Frankenstein was the doctor. The monster didn’t have a name. But you’re right anyway.

[@noahmayberry1]

Best thing about Tool is you can return to them after a long sabbatical, and everything is new again. Amazing band.

[@HahnGFX]

"I just wanted to say I have the exact same lens; same lens" haha Adam was/is probably always stoned as fuck

[@adamstephens5168]

Haha that's the best part

[@TheSecondNature]

he actually doesn't use drugs

[@HahnGFX]

Well he once said that dmt saved his life so you must be right!!!

[@I_am_Angerer]

He musr have been... high

[@philsteven7770]

Tool gives me every hope in the world. Their lyrics are so moving but they’re so goddamn funny in real life. It teaches me to enjoy life and truly experience your journey, but never take life too seriously.

[@smartacus88]

The pain and frustration and longing in Tools music has saved my life more than once by allowing me to live vicariously (no pun intended) through it. It brought me to realizations I'd have otherwise not reached. Thanks for your art guy's.

[@sarahsmile2883]

I relate so hard to this comment. Same, just got out of rehab and just saw them live. They are saving my life.. again.

[@bridgetwardwell14]

Ditto.

[@yourdaddy6030]

You're certainly welcome.

[@droptherapy2085]

"buy it so i can afford waffles"

[@jennifer9047]

BUY! BUY! BUY! Meeeeee sum Waffles!

[@MultiOMFG1]

@@jennifer9047 LMAO I literally just finished listening to HWAP when I went back here and saw this. The song being still so fresh in my mind is making me laugh way too hard at this.

[@jennifer9047]

@@MultiOMFG1 Haha 😆 Let's keep it goin': Send more honey! Fuuuuuuck you IHOP! Fuuuuuuck you, IHOP!

[@MultiOMFG1]

@@jennifer9047 LOL

[@jak7312]

葛Jennifer But, hey IHOP has waffles...

[@MyoticTesseract]

Tool is my favorite munge band.

[@buckplug2423]

What's your second favorite munge band?

[@nyx9208]

Blader yes

[@purplehumor22]

He said the "munge" comment right as I read this

[@proxynstuff1469]

7:43 best laugh

[@lamolambda8349]

Maynard's such a douche though hated him on Rogan

[@Skinrar]

Adam barely moves or speaks on-stage. However, if you have the same nice lense on your camera, he'll definitely take the time to admire and compliment that. 1:45

[@daymanc]

"... making an instrumental album?" Maynard looked pretty stoked when the interviewer asked that haha

[@Adnezal]

Whenever I use the toilet I end up in this Maynard rabbit hole for like an hour. My right foot is permanently asleep. Worth it.

[@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6]

Dude that’s what I’m doing right now. I know the feeling.

[@constancemerryweather525]

Don’t sit there too long or you’ll get Maynard James Kenoids!

[@Adnezal]

@@constancemerryweather525 - I’ve come to just accept them.

[@jonnyrondeau13]

Lmao

[@brianzhao3394]

We now know where Anthony Fantano got his look from

[@AirGuitar]

haha yup

[@Mosixman]

brian zhao Manthony Keentano

[@torrent8446]

A Perfectony Circano

[@basslightyeah]

I like to think he rocked that maynard hairstyle from '94 at the time

[@MaynardsSpaceship]

@Chuck Buskee Let's get his channel taken down!

[@jetsaleet]

"I met Steven Spielberg and he was really short, and I was like, oh my God" -Adam Jones Edit: It’s really been 3 damn years since this comment. Time flies. On another note... 1k? What the hell... lmao

[@TheSecondNature]

sarauzenlee Dan is huge!! I saw a picture of him and Maynard standing one next to the other and he is like 1 meter taller lol

[@mrlolster2144]

Dan is 6 foot five inches and maynard is 5 foot 6

[@PeeWeeHermitGames]

Steven Spielberg is 5’8” lol

[@mgonzalez8880]

@@qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232 Q is a Lie, dont trust the process.

[@Borndisk]

I read this right as he said it. Perfect.

[@mrkind13]

"I just wanted to be the first to say goodbye, haha!" LMAO love it

[@aettic]

Adam Jones is so hilarious, and it's just him being himself. Amazing.

[@AirGuitar]

"All you people who are Sagittarius are gonna slowly begin to disappear." Crowd completely looses it's shit!

[@zacharyramm3551]

Yeah i guarantee ppl were trippin on various substances... I enjoy a lot of his humor but that was cruel as fuck

[@azzajohnson2123]

"I Just wanted to be the first one to tell ya, ha ha!"

[@ianbyrne465]

"Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men" - Maynard James Keenan

[@shirleyhale6757]

Vicarious!

[@andrewcharles6197]

When they played in San Francisco in January he kept doing the "Thank you goodnight" thing until eventually literally every single person screamed no

[@RustyHermiston]

13:38 - "I've read about drug experiences...I've never taken drugs in my life." HE SOUNDS SO SERIOUS THOUGH, HAHAHAHA!

[@johnstewart2981]

Seeing MJK walking around in circles onstage and saying “Okay, So, this is the last song.... before the next song” killed me

[@colinwalker6282]

Every time I see a clip of them live I like to play a game called “where’s Maynard” and I only win like 60% of the time.

[@bridgetwardwell14]

😂

[@bridgetwardwell14]

Musical version of Where's Waldo lol. I love it.

[@cardiokiller]

"i'm shorter than he is, i have nothing to say."

[@lustiferius]

He had a lot of nothing to say

[@paulthoresen8241]

Complete opposite of every Tool fan I have ever met, soooo chill

[@rohansingh105]

the drummer seems like a really cool guy !!!

[@nathanjamison830]

Danny Carey. Hell yeah

[@angelarizona622]

The drummer is a Drum God. Seriously.. 🌞

[@3wGaming]

"The drummer" has a name boi.... Whitney Houston

[@ziongray918]

He looks like viking highlander

[@mercuryrising9174]

@@3wGaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Whitney Houston true story

[@nomad1517]

That band is a universal treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.

[@buckfuddy5561]

Ahhhh, Maynard can protect himself.. (and if he fails, Danny will stomp over ppl)🤘

[@cbus]

they don’t need our protection

[@AngelSalazar-pb1rd]

Just look at chancellor's hands... he can break stone with just a slap

[@lukebrock-f6j]

"when people call us metal I feel like taking a bath"

[@dezenttt9117]

incer3 You got that wrong.

[@valerieb3195]

He's says glam metal

[@JinxMarie1985]

😂😂😂

[@Zangdoodle]

They're like a boy band for men.

[@limaromeo8745]

Zangdoodle man-child band?

[@starhubbard6799]

I guess I’m a man now. Lol

[@SlyHikari03]

They’re a Man-Band!

[@epilepticrants3371]

Won the comments.

[@joshuarodriguezbanks6435]

Zangdoodle I had magazine fold out of Maynard on my wall when I was a teen. Music saves lives.

[@maddog788]

"i think that i did 2 much acid in high school and that i cant remember what i said in 2001." Maynard is a fkin legend.

[@donotinquire]

Maynard seems like the most chill, funniest, and down to earth person ever

[@cassienikoloska8857]

"i just wanna say i have the exact same lens. same lens." - adam jones

[@GORB-CHAN]

Jupiter was hit by that comet, so it just completely disingrated. You see, Sagittarius is the sign associated with Jupiter, therefore all of the Sagittarius people will vanish. RIP Maynard.

[@kai326]

He's an Aries

[@cynzia_d]

😂

[@mercuryrising9174]

He said that later in the speach and yes he's a aries

[@mercuryrising9174]

He said that later in the speach and yes he's a aries

[@josephmiller1941]

I saw an interview where he refered to Nickelback to being the equivalent to the show The Little Rascals. I lost my shit when he said that.

[@TSPH1992]

I can't blame him xd

[@bradc429]

This Video SAVED MY LIFE! Earlier this evening, after watching this Video, I got I'm my car and began driving. I came up on a curve where it was more than necessary I pay close attention. Just then a car coming the other direction swerved into my lane. I reacted with a speed which seemed that of light. A collision was avoided and both the careless driver in the other lane and myself both made it home safely. If I had been masturbating while driving, like I had planned, we would all have died that night. Thank You Maynard for your wise suggestion, I'll never jack and drive again.

[@janeswurld]

are you fucking serious??

[@raeconrad877]

hahahahaha!!!!

[@Elchinodiabolero]

I want this to be true SOOO BADLY

[@landonrutledge2649]

i also had a simaler situation

[@Menacing_Mike]

@@landonrutledge2649 me too. Thank Mj that we have mj to show us the way.

[@sonic64101]

i swear james is the physical manifestation of Deadpool

[@noiminoimi1179]

Yep

[@Zenki8118]

Tool is not just a band. They are a whole different genre.

[@KidsFund1]

2 things I learned from this: Adam Jones is definetly a vampire. Maynard with a forklift is a very bad idea.

[@elisecoady4604]

Ive watched this video at least once a month for the past 3 years and it gets better and better every time.

[@TMmodify]

1:10 Fuck me if I'm wrong but MJK Is basically Tom Morello's second personality that takes over when he removes his baseball cap

[@jefflebowski3319]

2:27 Maynard talking AC/DC, and Danny busting out the 4/4 reference.....LMFAO. Funniest part of the video IMO.

[@TThatsWhatSheSaid1]

He said "4 on the floor" which is an old term for a stick shift vehicle with 4 gears, with the gearshift being on the floorboard. It lines up with all the random shit he was saying about cars afterwards 😂 it could've been a double entendre though

[@jefflebowski3319]

@@TThatsWhatSheSaid1 Maynard was talking about ACDC....they use alot of 4/4 time signatures in their music. Danny used a double reference cause he is into cars, but also emphasizing that ACDC uses "4 on the floor" just straight rock time signatures for their music.

[@Nitrous_oxide_addict]

​@@TThatsWhatSheSaid1 I'm pretty sure he said 4 4 on the floor

[@zanovran2569]

All in favor of buying 10,000 days AGAIN so Maynard can afford waffles say "I"

[@youssef90210]

I

[@vereist7813]

I

[@nybsfp7486]

Naaa...he can live vicariously

[@blvnkq]

I 🙏🙏

[@SqumbusJumbus]

I think the acid is high on Maynard

[@andyydna101]

22:19 "Fret for your air fresheners" lmfao

[@RjSyPlethora]

24:28 The worst thing that could happen to a vocalist. I lol'd, big time.

[@ZikkityZakOTA]

He sounds like, fucking, George of the jungle. XD

[@linayamada98]

@@ZikkityZakOTA this comment hahahah

[@connoriquada5429]

I low key feel like he did it on purpose but also at the same time he’s the type of weird bastard to actually fuck up but make me believe he did it to fuck with me just to Fuck with me

[@cmweigand]

That was awesome! Thank you! I’m going to see them in a few days! This was so much fun!

[@jiminewport5733]

Why has the tool album taken so long Tool 20:10

[@Roguecjb]

21:55 fret for your air freshener lol

[@choppsyche8243]

Cool to see a JMT fan here.

[@windog551]

Maynard is a troll/practical joker type. Never takes himself too seriously.

[@jaredhawking2433]

Maynard is one of the most random dude you could ever meet. And I love it

[@TheEvilMonkeyZ]

Is it just me or is Maynard James Keenan actually Anthony Fantano's dad?...

[@depressed_cows]

TheEvilMonkeyZ Maythony Keentano... Adthony Jonetano... Justhony Chanctano... Danthony Careytano

[@ArtfulCosumDust]

See this is a conspiracy I'm willing to believe in.

[@mono5401]

Nah Maynard wouldn’t give birth to such a soyboy

[@MycologyVet]

3:47 Maynard is in full bliss riding the spiral to the end.

[@chrisv3338]

10:48 is the best fucking version or Rosetta Stoned I've ever heard haha so fucking funny haha.

[@davidcopperfieldslovechild1924]

When they played Rio Rancho, Maynard ended with "I hope that everyone learned a little more about themselves and takes home one valuable piece of advise. Do not drink and drive. Please, you could hit a bump and spill your beer." Old joke but MJK still made it a riot!

[@TheMissing8]

Nice 10:11 , I was at that show. Danny had a 20 minute drum solo while they performed Lateralus.

[@willstew7336]

Luckeeey

[@gregharrison5479]

Maynard is calculatingly deliberate in a way that makes him seem like he is totally random. He's a master manipulator but he does like being the centre of attention. He guarantees it.

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Sometimes Steve Carrell. Sometimes Paul Shaffer. Sometimes a hottie. Sometimes a philosopher. Sometimes the fool. Always MJK. Standing in his own. As a conduit for ENERGY.

[@darthmelsie]

Sometimes Dean Pelton

[@zoezzzarko1117]

@y33tarchist If only my mom would be so lucky 🤣

[@biz_markie9189]

Maynard is my spirit animal.

[@bassman3235]

Biz_Markie91 Edgy

[@markreyes7454]

Same Here , Lol .

[@jestle]

Biz_Markie91 Same for me.

[@beautifulvampires777]

Maynard is a Tool

[@Ohmloud]

Maynard killed my spirit animal after he had relations whit it. (I got a bottle of wine as a compensatie to..)

[@Quicknpointless]

lol " i want waffles, new album coming out called 10,000 days..buy it so I can afford waffles"

[@caseypayne5138]

"No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close" lmao

[@MultiOMFG1]

That camera pan to Adam just standing there looking stoned to the point of confusion of how he even got there at 19:08 kills me every time I watch this. Not so much as a fucking blink. Waaaay too big pre-interview bong hit was had that day.

[@queengoblin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xlitallica]

“No one is gayer than i am, but some come dangerously close”

[@fallingtoearth810]

13:40 "I've never taken drugs in my life" LOL UHUH

[@foxfollin4773]

Where can I find the Rosetta Stoned clip around 11:00? I almost herniated laughing at his voice

[@francesthepossum1812]

Fox Follin HOWLEE FAHKIN SHIET!! 😂😂😂😂

[@sspark2686]

The holy fucking shit got me off haha

[@NimeetaA]

4:44 when MJK looks way hotter in a bra than you'll ever be in your whole life 🙂

[@jseebold100]

Good stuff!!! :) Thanks for taking the time to put that together!!!

[@angelarizona622]

Yeah.. I liked this vid. I'm glad he made it too!

[@theangledsaxon6765]

Doing donuts in a forklift is aggressively Tool

[@a.t.pickle85]

what's funny is that at one point in the video, maynard is talking about how he likes meshugga, and theres a concert in Sacramento featuring both tool and meshugga

[@puneethvenkatrao987]

Not mjk but adam

[@tab89]

Saw them both at the Chicago open air festival last year. Great show!!

[@bok3rnes425]

6:31 and One of priceless moment when they praise Meshuggah. Or I don't know. I think it is