Toontown Rant: Back Nines

[@papaelf420]

"There he goes! To fix all of Toontown's problemmmss..."

[@rarehyrda8703]

(but it was ineffective)

[@zullian2009]

This is the biggest design flaw with back nines, I don’t really mind the fact that they take 1 hour to finish, they’re optional after all. What I do mind is the fact that if you crash or disconnect, you get absolutely nothing and have to start everything all over again, effectively wasting one hour of your life

[@everythingisround]

well consider your prayers answered, loopy, cuz as of yesterday's under new management update, you never have to complete another back nine ever again

[@metalsnake27]

OK: PSA FOR EVERYONE WHO IS CURRENTLY GRINDING BOSS. TO AVOID ALL ISSUES WITH CRASHES AND GRAY SCREENS DO THE FOLLOWING. At the end of the floor when you get into the golf kart, wait for the screen to go black. Once it does, CLICK AND HOLD THE TOP BAR OF YOUR TTR GAME WINDOW FOR ABOUT 3-5 SECONDS. Then let go and the next floor should load. This was an old fix YEARS ago, and nobody seems to remember it. Also for the mazes: It's literally the same maze. By the time you reach the Back Nine, you really should know the 4 main routes of the maze by now, so then you just need to think of it rotated when you exit on the left size.

[@SynZ777]

The grey screen is easily fixed. Just follow your group until they get to the cog ball part and finish it. When that door opens, you go through it and come back and the world will appear again.

[@Danisnotonfore]

Nope! Back nine mazes can literally be different. They aren't always just the standard mazes x2/3.

[@VincentVictini]

who is watching after seeing the under new management reveal?

[@Megasnoop]

This was amazing haha

[@blkw]

hi dad

[@KyleG250]

totally amazing.

[@nintendosagethegreat9664]

Rodrigo Rodriguez the evil robots were cogs always, at least Disney says, so it's not an easter egg... but still pretty good

[@haileycarter122]

You’re amazing, Megasnoop.

[@exterminator9676]

Entering the Back Nine crashes Toontown Rewritten

[@antone5994]

Stryder7x?

[@exterminator9676]

Aye.

[@skypinkdogttr3048]

Entering the D Office is Perfectly Acceptable (If you know what I mean about the reference)

[@markborishnikoff5485]

Logging on crashes ttr for me rip.

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

A presses.

[@massiveidiot77]

8:57 WHAT A WONDERFUL WORK OF ART!!!! THIS MUST HAVE TAKEN YOU ATLEAST 3 DAYS *STRAIGHT* TO MAKE

[@LoopyGoopyG]

Yes it was an undertaking

[@justeverything4461]

Notice that this is Loopy’s 9th rant?

[@rafaellopez2171]

"STRIPped CLUB 3 PPL 1 DANCERS HURRY"

[@ellen.13]

Helps a lot to only grind it during Toonfest where you can get merry multipliers and only go through half of what you would usually need. It made it actually tolerable.

[@basedmemes8677]

for some reason i dont want to do a back nine anymore

[@LoopyGoopyG]

You're welcome lol

[@JustAGuy01]

I did a lot of back nines for my first toon and your chart is pretty acurate.

[@LoopyGoopyG]

Scientifically proven

[@deputygaming543]

I am a Scientist, and I can confirm that this man’s chart is true.

[@PerfectOxygen]

How do I love watching loopy rants at 3am... This is my favorite one.

[@TheTatermeister]

Congrats they are updating the game!

[@awesomeness0111]

Dangit loopy now I really don't wanna grind bossbot

[@LoopyGoopyG]

Sorry lmao

[@aijahreese1881]

I’ve never actually done a Back Nine

[@SparkleWolf404]

Many years ago my cousin told me the tale of bossbot HQ when I was just a small non member, his words were "never go unless you want to lose"

[@darkthunder5097]

I HATE THE BACK NINE! I'm a level 36 Cheese and it's agony going through those x_x

[@calebdonaldson8770]

Even after all these years I still have troubles with the Back Nine mazes. It really is a part of Toontown where the repetition becomes too much. And it didn't used to be as glitchy before! Now, I'll often find myself stuck in the "Dead Realm" of infinite gray lagginess! One time I was so fed up with the Back Nine that I ran out into the abyss as far as I could until I turned around saw nothing and was entirely lost! The only solace I still find in Back Nines is my favorite music track in all of Toontown: Back Nine Final Floor Foyer music. ;)

[@uhSpike]

Thanks for raising my morale for the 7 back nines im about to endure!

[@LoopyGoopyG]

good luck my boy

[@Bella-og7sq]

I never even understood why it's mandatory to have the same mini games on every single darn floor. Like what does it give you besides a tedious and pointlessly extra long experience? This was never thought through properly since it brings zero to none strategic value to the run. The only one I can find sorta helpful is the cog golf where you have a chance to get gags, the rest are literally adding nothing to the game. At least throw them in every now and then for effect, not every darn floor. One of the many reasons why I literally would rather quit doing the CEO than start doing back nines.

[@ThisIsRealFish]

"Good job, sh-sherlocks." *IS THE ONE WEARING THE DETECTIVE HAT*

[@selobee4831]

Bishop Lemmon I noticed that too and actually bust out laffin 😂😂😂😂

[@selobee4831]

Also, underrated comment is underrated 👍👍

[@notfunnydidntlaugh1890]

As soon as I see the words The Back Nines I sigh. I sigh and have depressing flashbacks of soundless toons in The Back Nine.... very depressing.

[@prim16]

6:25 My lungs

[@anastayshapuff8069]

good news back nines are now GONE FOREVER!

[@LoopyGoopyG]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[@Kermie-the-frog-born-1955]

@@LoopyGoopyGwhooo yes

[@rarehyrda8703]

8:55 no the back nines are 99% bugs and frustration and 1% protective gaming

[@pigeon2802]

lmao my heart skipped a beat because at 2:17 when you showed screenshots of vibrant valley, I was the yellow duck LMHO and the dog was my old friend raven (now Astrid) aaaa

[@khryz8181]

the triple back nine mazes didnt take long for me to learn

[@crocorobin2613]

When I was around 30 laff some random person on Donald's Dock added me as a friend and then invited me to do a back nine for some reason and promised me I would make it through even though my best sound was a bike horn back then. Of course I died and they got mad at me and removed me from their friends list. Not the best first experience, let me tell you that haha

[@thebowlfosho4974]

*I can see clearly now the cog golf course has loaded*

[@LightningE-iy8fr]

I was invited to a back nine once when I was just wandering around aimlessly when I ended up at BBHQ and for some reason got invited. I accepted not knowing what I was going to get myself into. We actually went into the cart. I wanted to exit but I couldn't. I alt + f4'd out of there. To this day I wonder if they were just stupid, Thought that I was an uber or were trying to green me.

[@trippinjim8426]

this was actually one of your best videos, very funny

[@LoopyGoopyG]

why thank you

[@trippinjim8426]

Sure you'll make more

[@TheEclipsedLock]

0:58 I literally burst out laughing because I've heard so much about the golf glitches. I should try playing it and see what the fuss is about lol

[@Christoph5782]

I haven't even killed a bossbot on my main toon since getting my bossbot suit... when TTR had the play ques

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

I love how most of this is just being mad at TTRs incredible programming skills.

[@LoopyGoopyG]

Xd

[@hydrothecoin1135]

I'm about to begin to work on my lawbot suit and seeing this video makes a bossbot suit even harder

[@LoopyGoopyG]

Rofl I'm sorry

[@hydrothecoin1135]

Its Fine

[@oliverhees4076]

Law is easy, especially with group tracker (similar to cashbot for grinding)

[@OceanChimera]

This is why loopy made back nines actually fun in ttcc

[@snackerslc]

And how do you explain the fact he inserted his suggestively inappropriate building into the main taskline..?

[@Alanari_]

I maxed bossbot like a year ago, and during all those back 9s, i have NEVER gotten any of the bugs that everyone has. Doesnt matter if im on mac or Windows. Never got in the gray, never had rooms not load, or anything like that, i only had to deal with other toons having the issue like every floor. And i still never get those issues while other people still do. Which is just so strange how they didnt fix it yet

[@alyssarasmussen1723]

so i had a potato pc i played ttr on.. within like 10-20 minutes it always crashed.. this was w/ an intel integrated graphics card.. now i play on a decent pc with nvidia graphics card and rarely crash at all

[@Alanari_]

@@alyssarasmussen1723 even back then when i had a garbage 2009 imac, i never had problems

[@cosechadorjunior]

Finally you got that video back

[@redhawkfour]

I was writing notes.

[@godnicka1493]

And this is why I won't go 137 on my toon (that and I chose the tasks of 100 5+ story cog bldgs)

[@Luster_duster]

i will never do a back nine unless i need to.... (and yes i refuse to max my toon bc of it)

[@tiramitssu]

I must be crazy. I have a fetish of back nines that have gone wrong

[@DallasWB]

Why were you in a back 9 to begin with as a pencil pusher? You didn't need a back 9....

[@LoopyGoopyG]

I mentioned several times it was to.help a stream viewer that needed several back nines

[@DallasWB]

Lol, you went through all that trouble because you wanted to help someone... I get it. It's a viewer. But nothing is worth helping if it takes 45-60 mins to do unless you absolutely need to do it.

[@bloxrocks5179]

6:37 that feel when your the yellow bear. Ripperoni in peperoni. (Insert wierd al lame claim to fame)

[@Male_Parent]

about time lol Goodbye Back Nines you will not be missed - Medic

[@reactingmaniac7313]

I need 600 bossbots and I am doing 4 more back 9s

[@bezka3545]

I've been playing again since 2020 and haven't experienced any of the bugs. Lucky me, I guess.

[@Niko_Frost]

You know what I do for max ops? Grab a bowl of popcorn, grab all the Star Wars movies (Excluding Episode I) grab a cold one, and do a marathon, and time seriously flies, and by then I'm already done, works great try it out. (Or don't cause I don't tell you how to live life)

[@bradkellow2164]

GOOMPY WAS HERE

[@lemotheemonemo]

I like the cog golf mini-game, and have been lucky so far to not have these kind of glitches. But this rant about the back nine is how I feel about the DA offices.

[@LoopyGoopyG]

the golf minigame is nice, the mazes stink. CGC's really aren't the worst, it's just the sheer amount of floors that make me avoid Bossbot.

[@Sonicsaber]

Oooooo ha...ha...ha.... ahhhh V Valley was a mistake, so many memes and broken dreams from that place. /D;

[@jack-xh7ce]

i actually went through a back nine for a joke and i got through the maze on the first try

[@alyssaXE]

I just do a bunch of boss bot buildings to avoid all cog golf courses. Less stress for sure.

[@gamemaster11123four]

It's finally back

[@baharrothbluu]

What were you going for at 0:40?

[@TotaIIynot-Kimmy]

loopy's video is back!! YAYYY!!!!

[@LittleLilac27]

*Now I fear Back Nines....*

[@GroovyCAAMPer1974]

They Need TO Fix Silly Street. Loading that has a 25% Chance to Crash My Game

[@davidelias2556]

Yesssss a loopy video

[@gamzdude]

Hopefully, the Back Nine is a lot better in CC.

[@miah8163]

"Back Nine" and "Variety" don't belong in the same sentence.

[@wailord2824]

Yay

[@davidelias2556]

Wait golf works now?

[@LoopyGoopyG]

Nope, it's an old clip from an old stream

[@SpaceByte]

8:47 nice graph

[@yotengo532]

I thought this was based on the back 3

[@saturn_illus]

And here I am wondering why a lot of toons think maxing bossbot first over lawbot is easier. Literally just two words, "Back nine". Mainly because Office D's only take 25 min and you have many groups on toonhq, while back nines take 50 min - 1 hr and nobody does those anymore for some reason hmmm I wonder.

[@katrinaoconnor3479]

hey loopygoopyg i go back to lipery to make my pai tart it has 65 of scard 33 of frstration and 2 of happy nes it in my pai tart.

[@c.j.dandyflipper4814]

TTO: never got past Flunky Level 1 TTR: has climbed all the way up to the ladder to Big Cheese Level 14 :)

[@evanquinn6092]

Original sun chips are the best

[@LoopyGoopyG]

I'll trade for your doritos

[@monomachy7717]

I dunno, maybe doing so many of them has made me actually find back nines relaxing. It's nice to just put on a video or listen to some chill music while doing them and it makes it way less stressful. Grinding Lawbot was what I hated.

[@MiragetheZoroark]

Your back thank goodness.

[@MiragetheZoroark]

Wait Golf been fixed fam?

[@MiragetheZoroark]

Oh and by the way am a Level 15 Big Cheese

[@GeForce1080]

*You're

[@immenseshoutmon]

Can you help me ban the back nine?

[@Nodachi_]

i have done 2 efficient back nines each taking about 35 minutes

[@LoopyGoopyG]

but can you do that 56 more times

[@shelbcake]

I'm glad they've been removed

[@BarberFamily5]

working golf

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

there is only 4 different patterns for each maze part to be. once you memorize the four going through the maze is easy. Albeit annoying.

[@thetoontastic4070]

Office D's are much worse than Back 9s don't @ me

[@LoopyGoopyG]

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[@metalsnake27]

Yes, yes they are.

[@oliverhees4076]

I see no problem with them. Basically like bullion mints: same amount of time (30 minutes) and similar gag usage. Puzzles aren't bad either, if you know how to do them

[@masterchief00]

how in the hell lol office D flies by

[@jontysherson]

here a question is the ttcc back nine is more easy?

[@LoopyGoopyG]

I don't think it's easier, but you get wayyyyy more stock options in it, to the point that it's way more worth it than TTO's

[@SkyDuskAndHerAmazingCupcakes]

Damn, and people say Office Ds are bad lol

[@kv_6584]

I think office D's are worse and Lawbot HQ in general. You need 7 back nines to get potentially 5 instant kills VS 9 office D's just get a summon a Penny Pincher. I can say from personal experience that both are dreadfully boring having maxed Bossbot and getting to Big Wig 37.

[@PerfectOxygen]

My favorite video so far :)

[@el_locoet3694]

That MLK impression was pretty good

[@LoopyGoopyG]

thank you rofl

[@black_spade2818]

so my main shouldn't do a back nine?

[@LoopyGoopyG]

I mean you can if you want

[@black_spade2818]

ok maybe when i have more laff

[@1nfernape]

Wtf working golf

[@CloroxBleach-pq3zg]

Skrt outta the back nine real quik

[@yotengo532]

Ya this video is back

[@abandonedchanneld8031]

best guide for mazes: Always go to the left. If there's a 4 entrance maze, go to the inner left. If left is dead end, then go right, but most of the mazes have a left exist.

[@lupeibarra4764]

heh loopy's trying to revive ded chanel series

[@LoopyGoopyG]

it was never ded but thx

[@DabloonsTNT3]

wtf that equals 101%

[@bingokemski4473]

Can you help me do a back nine?

[@LoopyGoopyG]

no

[@SomeSentientCreature]

hEy lOopY, wANnA dO A BaCk nInE?

[@LoopyGoopyG]

want a sprite cranberry

[@GreenDemonSquid]

@@LoopyGoopyG Unironically yes.

[@jackdonohue7893]

Are you not gonna describe what a back nine is?!

[@LoopyGoopyG]

I would assume most people knew what it is since the community is usually people who played for years ;-; A back nine is a Bossbot Headquarters facility that you do to get enough experience to do the Bossbot boss fight. In the Back nine you go through nine floors of cog battling, puzzles, and the like.

[@LordOfSpaghetti_Official]

You Know What's BS!? Back Nines

[@LoopyGoopyG]

yaaaa knowwwwwww what's bulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[@LordOfSpaghetti_Official]

@@LoopyGoopyG WAIT YOU KNOW CINEMASSACRE HOLYNNDFS BN HFD BUSDFU

[@LoopyGoopyG]

@@LordOfSpaghetti_Official he's gonna take you back to the past, to play those 😳 Avgn is classic

[@LordOfSpaghetti_Official]

@@LoopyGoopyG imagine avgn did a video on toontown

[@LoopyGoopyG]

@@LordOfSpaghetti_Official I think my brain would melt from the amount of two totally different worlds colliding

[@kingemerald4622]

I bet it ruined your day

[@deiko3981]

@LoopyGoopyG i would like to dispute your evidence pleass

[@LoopyGoopyG]

y

[@deiko3981]

LoopyGoopyG idk i actually just did this because you said not to at the end of the video

[@secretivesolitude8233]

I’m so late on this video but yeah 2000% accurate man I like the CEO battle and all but the grind in my opinion is just a waste of time.. utter waste of time it’s ridiculous....

[@nintendosagethegreat9664]

Vibrant valley cats were actually stupid 8 year olds that should be in jail for online dating no joke