Top 10 Bill Burr Moments on Conan

[@FlowKio]

Bill Burr is a prime example of you can joke about anything as long as the delivery is good

[@NobleNobbler]

Yeah how easy would it be to have the entire audience turn against you with this set

[@tay0mason]

That is very well said. Great delivery in fact.

[@tomast9034]

and dont give a f of the outcome because it cant "hurt" you :D

[@coffey1718]

You can always joke about absolutely everything no matter the delivery. Comedy has zero and should never have any limits regardless if someone is offended.

[@coffey1718]

@@NobleNobbler absolutely zero. People that go see comedians know what is coming and Conan fans are comedy fans!

[@Dixhansh]

He did a whole standup while sitting on a couch... what a legend

[@tclanjtopsom4846]

In a lot of different shows.

[@nathanielsmith7705]

Facts

[@SamieTee]

He’s right women do two things at the same time all the time

[@jayhowell2219]

😊

[@Samwell-L]

“It’s not that she says that I’m a jerk, it’s just the nerve to be surprised” Bill’s personality distilled into one quote

[@maxhirsch7035]

Bill the existentialist - she has free will, agency- if she chooses to be with a jerk, fine- but accept the reality!

[@RyuBlack93]

💯🤦🏾‍♂️☠️🤣😭

[@APR4JC]

this guy's talkin crazy man, did he just join isis!?!?!

[@tameembadi]

"She stood on the heads of those little people", One of the greatest lines ever said. Comedy gold 🤣

[@flykicksdj]

I didnt get that one can you explain it to me ? thks

[@GraniteStateofMind]

@@flykicksdj Oprah Winfrey’s first show was very much a slapstick comedy / vulgar reality TV sort of show that, as Bill said, included midgets

[@BigSlick40]

@@GraniteStateofMind I remember those midgets on her show.

[@BigSlick40]

@@flykicksdj Think Jerry Springer but with midgets. No joke.

[@lukaduka1001]

I loved that he called out Oprah.

[@kyleharrigan2274]

I swear Bill Burr is Conan's favourite comedian, he always has him is stitches laughing lol

[@metoo6247]

Don't swear you dumb ass. That should be sacred. Idiot

[@Kenan99_]

@@metoo6247 what u just sweared

[@AllthatremainsMV]

Either bill or norm Macdonald

[@robertparaday9122]

His favorite guest is norm.

[@kyleharrigan2274]

@@metoo6247 How stupid can you be? What's sacred? Fucking dunce.

[@rantme8765]

It's charming how Conan doesn't want to laugh hystericaly because it's offensive but still can't help but to.

[@nickfekula6617]

I've never seen anyone make Conan laugh as hard as Bill does.

[@vforvendetta9838]

I find it more offensive when weak people cry over small, trivial things.

[@dontbememe7364]

@@vforvendetta9838 you mean like crying about people that get offended by people crying about small trivial stuff? 🤔

[@vforvendetta9838]

@@dontbememe7364 - Don't quite your DoorDash job...you're not nearly as witty as you think you are....

[@robertsertic4276]

Conan talks about something similar when Norm Mcdonald comes on. It's not always what he says that makes him laugh but the audacity that he said it.

[@the_bottomfragger]

"I would randomly sink cruise ships" still absolutely kills me when I hear it. You just know he has given this some serious thought.

[@newmanwolfry1630]

The one guy with the utterly evil laughter after that line is amazing.

[@destroybot3000]

@@newmanwolfry1630 the one guy? You mean Andy Richter?

[@gitknownmedia3655]

Andy does keep a solid laughter and proceeds with follow up questions… he may be plotting 🧐

[@playasadonejoe]

complete with evil hand rubbing and chuckling

[@mechengr1731]

No matter how many times I hear that bit and the one about the gorilla, I always laugh

[@2wings1bird31]

Bill burr has made me actually appreciate Conan as an interviewer. No-one else keeps up with bills energy levels.

[@youknowwho257]

Sure the ammount of What what what and the mountain of hypocrisy on parts of the clip really show that.

[@michlo3393]

The 907 consecutive "wait, what!?" he said while Bill was trying to get through a bit at 15:50 was a tad annoying but yeah, otherwise, he's great.

[@boddysurfer]

Conan is a master of playing the underdog. He went to Mexico with a cardboard 'trump build the wall' box and asked for donations on the street. The reactions were priceless, the guy who gave him the finger and then turned it upside down and plunged it into the box was the best.

[@fatdaddy1996]

2wings1bird. Very good point.

[@DuckYou69]

He did they same with Norm…rip

[@beckyquin8365]

I've never seen anyone make Conan laugh as hard as Bill does.

[@aaronahlfeldt2916]

Him, Timothy Olyphant and Jeff Goldblum are the best

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

You should watch some of the times Norm MacDonald was on Conan

[@kanegarvey3188]

Z N exactly

[@kylethefloridaman]

Him and Norm Macdonald

[@irman925]

Bill Hader's Schwarzenegger impression beats it I think

[@DD-sr9xm]

I don’t think he writes any comedy, he just talks about what’s on his mind and says what he really feels.

[@itoaster2516]

How it should be

[@GrubKiller436]

Comedians can do both no problem.

[@JoesGreatIdea]

Great comedians make it look easy but it’s not. He works hard to make it look that easy. It doesn’t hurt that his IQ is off the charts.

[@zivemmavad4422]

“It’s not that she says that I’m a jerk, it’s just the nerve to be surprised” 😂😂😂😂

[@oliverm.2118]

As much as I love Bill Burr, he frequently repeats his stories almost word for word. Doesn't make them less funny though.

[@amanojin3338]

He's not politically correct.... But he is correct

[@rodqueen2910]

Always

[@Smokestacktics]

@Fe Cu Or like almost every rationally minded person PC culture seemed harmless at one time and then greatly exacerbated in scale? Though to be fair I'll take bluenettes bitching about the wage gap over Christians bloviating how good their god is and how good of people they are while thinking of new ways to invade the secular government with what amounted to (and sometimes really were) blasphemy laws.

[@calamar1e320]

@Fe Cu he still rails against PC culture all the time and says the same controversial shit, what do you mean by "sold out"?

[@roems6396]

@Fe Cu PC, at its core isn’t a problem. It’s good that we’ve evolved beyond some indecent behavior. But once we cleaned up, people kept looking for things to complain about and they have made it intolerable. Just like social justice is a good thing, but the ultra left nuts who complain about everything ruin it for everyone.

[@branon6565]

Amanojin....political correctness is just like liberalism, they're both the result of severe mental disease and/or a severe lack of intelligence....

[@johnstevenson5914]

Bill is right about the MLB cancer thing. As someone who recently lost their dad and best friend to cancer, all that MLB moment did was make me cry. I was trying to watch a baseball game and these assholes have me crying about my dear dad.

[@Thiago_Alves_Souza]

And as someone who has Sarcoma, I myself know for a fact I wouldn't want the world pitying me every event. There's a time and place for everything. RIP to your friend and father.

[@nahtesalinas1917]

😢😢😢

[@stevecochrane8799]

Here! Here!

[@starkai6806]

Same.. and it’s like wtf am I gonna do about cancer? My family could barely afford the treatment without going bankrupt. How am I going to stop cancer?

[@FreshTillDeath56]

It's for entitled fucks that have never felt sorrow in their lives.

[@chrisb7767]

Conan is the only late night talk show host that actually genuinely laughs when his guests make him laugh. Everyone else fakes it especially Fallon lol

[@hoptweak]

Fallon has child-like humour to be fair

[@lionsden5123]

Fallon never has a guest as funny as Bill Burr

[@niigu]

Come to Europe and watch some british late night shows :D They´re all pretty real and funny. More gameshows than talkshows, but still filled with real and great humor. I agree though. Conan is without a doubt the realest of the real in American late night television. I can´t watch any other myself.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

I'm a Conan fan, but Conan can fake laugh with the best of them, he even does it in this video a few times. It's when he's *not* making noise that he's probably laughing for real

[@simdecog]

ferguson had the most genuine laugh imo

[@petew.1418]

All the stages of Bill's hair.....

[@beckyquin8365]

Looks good fully shaved.

[@LightningBoltForever]

...or lack thereof

[@bankslie4one]

Going, going, going, gone!

[@kamlawilliams6549]

Right!

[@recipekitchen5115]

@@LightningBoltForever a 0

[@cutaway79]

i don't think there's a more naturally funny person than Bill Burr.

[@seanw5016]

And someone so unfunny as conan

[@mav9428]

@@seanw5016 You need help

[@cutaway79]

@Suck AButt For sure! Norm is a legend.

[@wasuuuuuuuuu]

A lot of it is bits, he just tests them with Conan's audience. Don't get me wron, I love Bill Burr and his material, but I think when it comes to being naturally funny I would go with Norm Macdonald or Big Jay Oakerson.

[@cutaway79]

@@wasuuuuuuuuu Norm is (obviously) great, and Big Jay is hilarious! Just listening to Bill speak to anyone, or on his podcast, he could probably crack me up reading a chicken soup recipe. I'd say he and Big Jay are on about the same level of "don't give a fuck". Norm is so unique, he's hard to really compare to anyone.

[@SharonMartinez]

Can you imagine living with this guy? Never a dull moment.

[@TheAngryIntellect-]

My roommate doesn't think so. Sounds fun in theory, but not everyone can handle the hateful comedy 24/7.

[@nepesilva2284]

@@TheAngryIntellect- “hateful comedy” lmao

[@bertbccfu9564]

Lol hateful comedy , someone is very sensitive

[@s.e.wagger3888]

I work with a guy who is exactly like him. He should be in Stand-Up but he's serious when he says the shit he says. So he just stays in his job as a Prison Officer.

[@sirclarkmarz]

@@TheAngryIntellect- you need to go wash your pussy .

[@joshfahrney2728]

Steve Jobs bit couldn’t be more accurate

[@lavodvince150]

yep, wonnabe Nikola Tesla

[@BryceJohnson98]

Jesus, Ghandi, Me!

[@afa1515]

Ed Chigliak YNWA Cry all you want, Jobs changed and dictated the way of the industry. Also he was the mentor of the Google guys.

[@lavodvince150]

@@afa1515 oooooooooooooooooooo so nothing!

[@elevatedmind]

Jobs: Get on it...

[@mikailone]

Bill burr has the most comfortable sitting style in the world

[@jacobsaunders1092]

Hah true, he sits like a champ

[@joset3264]

See: jack black

[@yolandashikers4006]

Bashing Oprah is by far the best moment. She is so full of herself

[@sergiodeanda5749]

All the stages of Bill's hair.....

[@ayushkumar-bg1xf]

he is confident

[@Morticide.]

I think Burr's cancer joke is spot on and his reaction to the cancer event at a ball game reflects how much talking about that kind of stuff actually affects him. He clearly cares enough about that stuff to allow it to bring down his whole mood doing his favorite hobby.

[@odizza1688]

Great analysis 👍

[@brandogtv9650]

What a unique little snowflake he is.

[@David-vf7if]

It’s not cancer that brings down the mood. It’s because there’s no point to it. It’s ridiculous

[@Foxx488]

@@brandogtv9650 a snowflake would make demands and try to cancel things. Bill's a classic cynic like Carlin, just sharing their opinions when people ask.

[@iPlayDotaReligiously]

​@@Foxx488 george carlin?

[@LA2047]

There is no one since Carlin that makes the hypocrisy of humanity so funny as Burr.

[@credrole]

Ricky Gervais

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

I love that ❤️

[@nanashi7779]

​@@credrole nope 😂

[@BokorugroRR]

“She stood on the heads of those little people!” - still resonates in my head from time to time

[@DrsJacksonn]

What did he even mean by that lol

[@BurningMarmite]

@@DrsJacksonn bump

[@yryama]

@@DrsJacksonn at one point Oprah was just another trashy show with ridiculous guests, eventually ratings went up and she took the show in a different direction.

[@arghyadas6331]

@@yryama Thank you for explaining that. I never understood that part even though I found it funny.

[@gustavoruvalcaba89]

@mhm izme so, everyone should know everything? Fucking grow up and let people be enlightened. What an arrogant person

[@DougieBarclay]

Bill Burr is literally on another level. He's enlightened.

[@alexandraacreator-art]

For sure, brilliant

[@muppetmittstheOG]

He's the guiding light through the PC-culture quagmire.

[@muppetmittstheOG]

He's pragmatic.

[@WZRDr]

He has reached that rage induced nirvana state.

[@francinethompson4273]

I swear Bill Burr is Conan's favourite comedian, he always has him is stitches laughing lol

[@catbeara]

"It's not that she says I'm a jerk, it's just the nerve to be surprised." lol

[@usiyabongandlovu6779]

😂😂😂🤣

[@velvetthunder3856]

Lol

[@oscarsalazar2166]

2016: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2017: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2018: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2019: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" I have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Burr actually knows quite a lot... But I don't know

[@WZRDr]

@@oscarsalazar2166 copy paste comment, this i know.

[@ChaniceMReidREALTOR]

💯

[@tkamm]

This montage was made 3 years ago and I’ve probably watched it randomly 3 or 4 times. Each time it feels like I’m watching it for the first time. Genius.

[@bossartwork2269]

“It’s not that she says that I’m a jerk, it’s just the nerve to be surprised” 😂😂😂😂

[@maltesefalcon4221]

Hehehhehe

[@kimphan676]

“It’s not that she says that I’m a jerk, it’s just the nerve to be surprised” 😂😂😂😂

[@alexhebert2497]

2016: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2017: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2018: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2019: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" I have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Burr actually knows quite a lot... But I don't know

[@andychia3132]

He makes Conan cry of laughter... Of course he'd be invited back time and time again. You need a Bill burr in your life.

[@KenanTurkiye]

The guy is turkish italian black brother on the inside, ginger on the outside.

[@tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal]

@@KenanTurkiye Turks are not black...

[@KenanTurkiye]

@@tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal ....and Burr is italian? You didn't get the point.

[@tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal]

@@KenanTurkiye doubt anyone will can you explain?

[@KenanTurkiye]

@@tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal Ok sure, I'll try to explain, his demeanor, character, personality, way he talks, how he carries himself, his aura, presence etc etc had traits of both a Turk, a Italian and an Afro-American and I found the both funny and impressive at the same time. Ohh and he is ginger on the outside. :) I hope I was able to explain what I meant. Let me know, thanks.

[@danlozza]

Bill Burr is a comedic genius because hidden inside his extremely well-delivered jokes is absolute truth.

[@josephsalmonte4995]

HIDDEN? It's blatant truth 😂

[@AbeFroman-zx5hs]

Comedy is nothing more than uncomfortable truths.

[@tvscribe]

Bill is an American treasure. They're few and far between these days, but this guy tells it straight.

[@stevem2323]

Absolutely and I consider him my treasure also and I'm not American.

[@kukunase1686]

him and Dave Chappelle are treasures. they say how it is

[@dobledekersoulwrekr]

He used to be,,,, now he's a whiney therapist ass licker

[@random_eskimo_in_the_rockies]

It's ironic that he tells it straight, considering how warped he is (meant entirely as a compliment - I LOVE Bill Burr.)

[@Thawhid]

@@stevem2323 sam

[@BestAudiovisualTricks]

“Bill Burr Conan” best search words on KZbin ☑️

[@NiekKuijpers]

Exactly what I typed haha

[@surgec]

Facts 💯

[@katiec4947]

YES!!

[@jasonfischer8946]

@@NiekKuijpers me too

[@matiassilva2885]

Hahaha exact same search

[@benjaminjohnspencer1864]

"She stood on the heads of those little people...." is part of one of the greatest, and funniest, rants of all time. These clips all together have given me more laughter than any movie I've ever seen and they never get old

[@allenstaines4766]

Can someone please help with the context on the Oprah joke

[@kyle2999]

My favorite part about this video is how hard bill makes Conan laugh, especially with the Oprah rant. Like u can tell it’s a genuinely good time for Conan whenever he books a show with bill.

[@hewystudio7832]

I love how Conan knows when he is suppose to disagree and gets that serious look, but always bursts out laughing anyway 😂

[@emanuelmota7217]

supposed

[@pablot-r9402]

He has to because he's hosting a TV show. If he truly agreed, as a TV talkshow host, he knows he has to visually disagree, or else risk public criticism. He may not actually agree with the stuff he's disagreeing with, or he's pretending to.

[@Jammer-gm6sq]

@@pablot-r9402 I don't think he's disagreeing out of fear of public criticism. He's doing it to advance the bit.

[@pablot-r9402]

@@Jammer-gm6sq Sure, that's the double-utility behind his response. Put it this way, Conan can't flat out go "YEAH, RIGHT ON", and if you notice (aside from his laughter and amusement) many of his verbal reactions are deliberately marginal or he simply responds "so you're saying ___ " and then simply giggles. But he does not go "HELL, YEAH, PREACH". ;)

[@KwakWack]

yeah he's trying super hard to make his show politically correct lol

[@dinghus_khan6661]

4:45 "But she stood on the heads of those little people" 🤣 That was a perfect setup and punchline. And he's so off the cuff with it. Gotta love Bill Burr.

[@Simo258]

I dont get this joke. Maybe coz im English and not clued up on opera past!

[@dinghus_khan6661]

He was implying she got famous off that type of bullshit tabloid style daytime TV show like Jerry Springer: farming views by having outlandish guests and talking points on the show. Such as bringing little people on the show and airing they're dirty laundry to get more viewers. Most of these TV hosts started off doing some pretty crass stuff I'm the beginning before finding their niche and tailoring their act to suit. Him saying she stood on the heads of those little people is just him saying she exploited them as a means to raise herself up, gain more recognition, become more famous, etc. It's just a figure of speech but the way he delivers it is great and given the scenario he paints I can't help but imagine Oprah literally clamoring over a crowd of little people: standing on their heads with no regard.

[@randomuser2619]

@@Simo258 When Oprah first started, she was competing against tabloid talk shows (Geraldo Rivera, Sally Jessy Raphael, even Mort Downey Jr), and therefore she was pressured to have lurid, tabloid-y themes to attract viewers. At that point Oprah did not have much control over her own show, so she went along with it. But once she became famous, she used her leverage to ditch the tabloid themes, and started producing a more mainstream program. Bill is pointing out that Oprah was being a bit of a hypocrite when she confronted Lance Armstrong for his steroid use, since she had done something similar herself (i.e., she did whatever it took to get to the top).

[@shaftshaft]

@@randomuser2619 He's also pointing out that Oprah's mountain was much smaller than Lance's

[@AntonQvarfordt]

God dam I just bursted (dam-joke.. Boom!) when he yelled that.

[@RaulieGonzo97]

“That’s why they can’t be happy.” Remains one of his most iconic moments

[@fizzcarreviews7997]

He’s got a point. I do believe jealousy is very bad for your mental health. Don’t be upset because someone has a nice car, get your own one.

[@weekdeek5865]

All the stages of Bill's hair.....

[@bridgecross]

"It's not that she says that I'm a jerk, it's just the nerve to be surprised." might be my favorite Burr line.

[@justinwilson1359]

The Steve Jobs “GET ON IT!” kills me every single time 😂

[@meadster308]

Burr has called Steve Jobs, Nerd Jesus.

[@DekkarJr]

hahahha I love "Soldering * turns to other guest * - possibly welding."

[@misterk3920]

Bro i am dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@PoorEdward]

😂😂😂🙂🤣😂😇🙂🙂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gdpenterprise7755]

@@meadster308 with no belt

[@Mitsoumi21]

The Oprah joke literally set Conan off lol.

[@winterwarden]

"didn't she used to have midgets that wanted to bang their mailmans boyfriend" wtf did I just listen to

[@jmd11185]

Me too, Luke Masters...me too

[@mufdiver9406]

Oprah is a joke.

[@mreasterntownshiptootheeas1247]

It set me off !!! 🤣 no one has ever put that out there about lady O

[@blaynestaleypro]

also a golden moment is the "cavalcade of whores" bit on Fallon

[@nathanvandermeer]

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can’t hear the music" --- Friedrich Nietzsche

[@nathanvandermeer]

@@Zombiphobia ... the last one really hits deep with me

[@Doofpilled]

@@Zombiphobia chimps laugh. Get fucked Nietzsche

[@godzillaqueen]

Didn't he die of syphilis and the last thing he did was like kiss a horse? Stage 3 syphilis causes brain deterioration.

[@puneetmishra4726]

@@godzillaqueen nope. He died of pneumonia but he suffered from migraine since his childhood.

[@godzillaqueen]

@@puneetmishra4726 google says "once thought to have died of syphilis" but now considered "almost certainly brain cancer". But at the end of his life, Nietsche was physiologically brain-impaired.

[@billyfubar2748]

When someone as funny as Conan laughs so hard he has to catch his breath and hide his face...you're a real comedian

[@ocharni]

You can really see Conan become unhinged at times when he cant hold back the laughter anymore. Bill Burr is just awesome

[@ambrooks5]

It’s even better when Bill continues to where Conan can’t hardly breathe he’s laughing so much 😂

[@aayasar26]

I love how Conan was trying to hold his laugh before Bill says "There is a time and a place."

[@NickRoman]

And then Bill did a great job equating it to something that most people would find unacceptable and thus should agree with him.

[@vthyaga]

One of the greatest lines ever on a talk show!

[@Unvaccinated69]

@@NickRoman he's right though, we have sports and movies as light entertainment to take our minds off the difficult things in life, it's an escape for an hour or two we shouldn't be flooding it with stories of people dying and suffering

[@bbtank3000]

"But she stood on the heads....of those little people." Never gets old 🤣

[@TheNivKo]

Can you explain what he's saying? I'm not family with Opera

[@phee3D]

@@TheNivKo I'm also not family with opera i would also like to know what he means.

[@TheNivKo]

@@phee3D holy crap I meant familiar with Oprah 😂

[@ambrooks5]

Timeless for sure lmao

[@garoz1895]

@@TheNivKo It means when she first started as a talk show hosts, she had to go along with what the producers and management decided to do for her shows. And some of her shows were really unsophisticated. But when she became more popular she became more powerful and got to decide what kind of shows she wanted. After that her shows had a lot better content and not as cheesy.

[@YDREAMIN]

Bill Burr is the only person who can match my frustration rage making me feel almost human again… the synergy with he and Conan is unmatched

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

😂 they make magic.

[@amelialovertich7310]

Whenever I am sad , watch Bill Burr , laugh till my face hurts. I love him!

[@PinkyakaAyannaj]

Yep 😌💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏

[@TWOxTONE_773]

11:05. The way he loses the crowd and pulls them back in with one sentence is unmatched talent.

[@maximusolivia9982]

I counted 3 other saves in this clip as well. He’s genius

[@davidkettelle1581]

Bill Burr even talks in his shows about the effect of how putting certain words at the beginning of a sentence vs. at the end changes the whole acceptability and credibility of what’s being said.

[@dariuszhorvath-krol8540]

I remember that!!

[@peterj.fallon4327]

New top.. espec as it relates to describing someone’s ethnicity

[@Pissgremlin5964]

​@@peterj.fallon4327 this Asian m'fer vs. This effing Asian guy!! 😅

[@Zenith6174]

2:31 "Soldering...possibly welding" Bill's delivery is just incredible lmao the "possibly" made it so much funnier.

[@AarOnCoasters]

Bill: But she stood on the heads of those little people. Conan: shits pants

[@jimhandler1129]

Uh Bill.....you can't say midgets 🤣🤣

[@JosephRGrych]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mannycortez262]

Bill burr has the most comfortable sitting style in the world

[@aldisstimits8364]

“She stood on the heads of those little people!” - still resonates in my head from time to time

[@JosephRGrych]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AndrewBarsky]

“It’s not that she says I’m a jerk, it’s just the nerve to be surprised.” Brilliant

[@asdfjkl7430]

Conan sets up Bill's jokes so perfectly. They make such a good team.

[@marioguti9887]

Two Irish gingers, they're in sync 😆

[@patrickvalentino600]

Having been around since the beginning of his career, I have never, ever, ever understood what people see in Conan. The best thing he does it gets out of the way and lets the professionals be funny. I sampled his stuff on and off for decades and it always came off like a 6th grader's first attempt at writing a joke. As read by a 4th grader. With the timing sense of a 1st grader.

[@josequintero7250]

Like Magic and Kareem

[@MrJDB1989]

Bill Burr and Norm Macdonald make Conan die laughing everytime. RIP Norm

[@ninaa4192]

Alternate title: Angry Bostonian make Conan laugh hysterically for sixteen and a half minutes

[@Ron20042004]

Loosen up. He’s hilarious... people are so sensitive

[@roems6396]

@@Ron20042004 What is it about this comment that makes you think they need to loosen up? Nothing about this was sensitive. It’s a good description.

[@johnochiltree1170]

Correction: angry Bostonian makes non-angry Bostonian laugh hysterically for sixteen and a half minutes. It’s like a scenario at night after a bruins game with one angry guy joking with a complete stranger

[@WZRDr]

Angry bald Bostonian white male

[@DanielWBates]

@@Ron20042004 ll lllill LLP omm

[@MulettoMotorsports]

"one guy, one chauvinistic jackass out there knows what I'm saying" Cracks me every time.

[@noahmay7708]

Stop callin' names maybe? Here's a tip for your future discussions: pissing people off doesn't help you change their minds.

[@MulettoMotorsports]

@@noahmay7708 Who's having a discussion? Not me. Bill was clearly joking. Here's a tip for you; you're not changing any mind on the internet. Ever.

[@jmc4612]

Oh Yeah. Priceless!

[@evanhodges8031]

@@noahmay7708 You must be a lot of fun at parties

[@coreycasciano3255]

@@noahmay7708 someone shit in ur oatmeal?

[@sammisells8398]

This guy is so funny. Dark humor makes me feel like Im not alone.

[@michaelhockenjos7208]

🐉🖖👣💪

[@stillwaitingfor99]

Real question is this considered dark humor?

[@brycereeves9040]

@@stillwaitingfor99 parts of it. He can get dark. His bit about sinking cruise ships is dark but hilarious

[@stillwaitingfor99]

@@brycereeves9040 so a part of 1 joke out of 10 other jokes just dosnt seem like hes dark humor if 95% isnt dark

[@brycereeves9040]

@@stillwaitingfor99 that was just an example dumb fuck.

[@Mo_Taser]

I must have watched this video 20 times over the last 3 years. It keeps showing up in my recommendations, and I'm cool with that. I'll watch it again. Billy freckle-f**k-face is the best.

[@AnthonyLopez-hf3ir]

Conan’s responses are so genuine. That’s what makes this great.

[@WraithTDK]

His take on Steve Jobs was 100% accurate. That dude didn't do Jack shit. He partnered with smart people, marketed what they created and then walked out as the face of the company as if *he* was the genius. Glorified ad exec.

[@FCipollo]

I'm with you. Same thing with Musk. All respect for managing big companies and guiding those ships but one needs to differentiate between respect for running companies and respect for actually knowing enough about technology to actually do the legwork yourself for many years and thousands of hours. Now, the debate would be that we've become so astronomically more complex technologically that it becomes difficult for someone these days to be in their basement coming up with groundbreaking inventions and tech shifts on their own. That said, the god-like worship for Jobs and Musk tells more about how the average Joe thinks (not deeply) than Jobs and Musk themselves. But again, it's easier to worship them than to worship a whole team. It's easier and more marketable to feel good about buying an iphone thinking one hippie came up with it on his own and built it with his bare hands than whole teams in the lab and sweatshops in Asia.

[@pedrocoelho6344]

@@FCipollo Exactly this. People fantasize being some big shot like Musk because he a billionaire and can say and do whatever he wants.

[@misob]

@@pedrocoelho6344 except musk actually works like a mofo, and if any of you watched some of his presentations (not interviews), like AI or battery day, or even the Neuralink one, he brings out his crew and actually has them explain shit they are working on ... so not same as Jobs.

[@pedrocoelho6344]

@@misob looooooool

[@PincheBeto_Bass]

Honestly the thing that bugged me the most about Steve Jobs was like Bill said, "walking out on that stage with no belt and sneakers like it's no big deal"

[@nauseous3925]

i love this guy it's like he's the voice of everyone's thoughts they are too scared to say

[@CLA82529]

Yeah he's the voice in my head everytime I'm pissed off lol

[@nikitacalvus]

In fact he's much brighter than "everyone", they're not scared to say stupid shit all the time, his shit is not stupid. But he makes you think he's your voice.

[@Yoobster]

@@nikitacalvus yeah he has the courage to state his own opinion in a public place in front of a whole stage, no matter what stupid woke agenda is against him.

[@athenahepler4030]

That was the original point of a court jester and Masquerade balls, according to some lies someone told me.

[@David-iv6je]

@@Yoobster Oh god there had to be some yob who was going to whine. Burr is like Monty Python: he has a go at EVERYBODY. Shove your stupid victimized agenda and laugh at the guy. Comedians can do this shit and be funny. You do it and sound like an asshole.

[@MarcusGoodwyn]

“Glenn Close”. Andy saying that at the end killed me.😂. Billy boy is the master!

[@musicsdarkangel]

I had one of the toughest days of my life yesterday and have been exploring many avenues, in search for a way to get over it, to regain my zest for life and frankly, to focus less on the negative. Just 5 minutes of Bill Burr made it happen.

[@jcd6968]

No one cares

[@musicsdarkangel]

@@jcd6968 I love you too, babe.

[@jcd6968]

@@musicsdarkangel like I said, no one cares.

[@bazil83]

@@jcd6968 I think you need to check out the video, on Conan's official channel, called 'Bill Burr Thinks Most People Online Are Evil - CONAN on TBS', and take the roasting you deserve from Bill. You fall in to the 87% category.

[@musicsdarkangel]

Thanks Bazil... agreed. EDIT: for anyone looking, JCD deleted a lot of his prior comments (all melodramatic attention-seeking, ironically)

[@paiman1976]

2016: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2017: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2018: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2019: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" I have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Burr actually knows quite a lot... But I don't know

[@TexWatson-sh8vf]

Ozzy was the first. I believe on the blizzard of Oz album.

[@Shabbi2]

Thats hilarious! Thank you

[@winterwarden]

bill burr making any point or segway: 1995-2020: "...I don't know"

[@mattschemmer3091]

Public discourse could use a lot more "I don't knows" from people who think they know everything

[@genebennett7362]

Steve Jobs bit couldn’t be more accurate

[@mikeydanvers]

“And then he goes out, no belt, sneakers on. I just don’t buy it.”

[@WoleGqu]

what do belt and sneakers have to do with this? I don't get it as a foreigner who doesn't speak English well.

[@davidovics92]

@@WoleGqu Bill implies that Steve Jobs only wore those dull clothes (big baggy jeans, black sweater) because he wanted to sell himself as a cool, down to earth, regular guy so the customers would find him sympathetic and they would feel more connected to him, like "oh, he's just like us!"... Bill sees through this and understands that this is just part of the promotion of Apple products.

[@WoleGqu]

@@davidovics92 thx a lot

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

@@WoleGqu It's a douchey thing to do. A middle-aged man trying to be hip.

[@JohnSmith-xl7zt]

“And then he goes out, no belt, sneakers on. I just don’t buy it.”

[@cerberus3426]

The planes rant had me laughing so hard😂 Bill Burr, forever a legend.

[@scottcompher888]

wowwww....how he lost them on that cancer joke then reeled them in. unbelievable timing and maneuvering

[@colonelangus75]

The look on Conan's face when Bill talks about lifting them off the sheets with two fingers is priceless. 4:00

[@JamesThompson97]

@@colonelangus75 the look of sheer mortification

[@erawatyattan8951]

2016: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2017: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2018: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2019: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" I have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Burr actually knows quite a lot... But I don't know

[@JohnGaltShadow]

@df gg Absolutely. I was trying to think of something to add to that but that's totally on point.

[@dstrickler96]

@@JohnGaltShadow who are you?

[@somebean168]

I'm a simple man I see Bill Burr I click

[@JoseHernandez-xy8mj]

@Deep Under yea no men left just simps with the fuking feminist movments

[@ultrabigfella]

@@JoseHernandez-xy8mj Jose, fucking what?

[@metoo6247]

I think you're gay that's why you click

[@ultrabigfella]

@@metoo6247 Me Too, fucking what? He enjoys his comedy, that's obviously what the comment meant.

[@somebean168]

@@metoo6247 yea I saw your other comment so I know your a child so there is no point in arguing with you

[@holddadoor755]

"They don't want their own shit, they want our shit" yes tell me more Bill *watching girlfriend intently as she takes more food off my plate after refusing to have her own moments before*

[@noahyes]

bill burr is one of the best examples out there of why comedy is such an important art form. he speaks the truth people dont want to hear, but makes them laugh at the same time. this is the only way most people can hear truth.

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

True.

[@williamheafner2396]

"90% of the world is starving F*** that guy" best part of the video

[@Ben-il3oc]

True too

[@Ben-il3oc]

The starving part

[@PuffBittle]

11:09

[@Al_Gonzo]

19*

[@Al_Gonzo]

Lmao imagine if 90 % of the wolrd was starving, Murica would probably be the only people that did not starve

[@laika6661]

The Oprah bit gets me every time. Just how collected Bill starts and gradually goes more and more into it until he's practically yelling about midgets while Conan loses it.

[@zwtvchannel]

😂😂😂😂 he would’ve broken decibel meter.

[@guitarmaniac004]

"AND SHE STOOD ON THE HEADS OF THOSE LITTLE PEOPLE!" Oh my sides have elevated to another level

[@rjam1974]

How accurate he is which is why its so funny. I remember Oprahs first few years with her show. Crazy guests and topics lol

[@dariussilaghi1989]

The tuna fish sandwich joke almost took Conan out 😂

[@felix_christopher]

It's kinda rare to see Conan actually loosing his shits over a guest,

[@raymondduck6492]

Bill makes a point.

[@iamsidsilver]

Watch him with Jim Carrey ;)

[@cocalicoman]

Basically any time Norm MacDonald is on he loses it as well

[@felix_christopher]

Laughing Siddha Is that on the internets tho?

[@iamsidsilver]

@@felix_christopher yes ofc! Its on this channel itself

[@dennisbent8601]

By far the best active comedian today!! It's easy for him too. Just his general personality is hilarious!

[@tylersawyer4373]

He’s absolutely hilarious - I need to watch more of him!

[@uncoiledfish2561]

He writes this stuff. It’s not on the spot

[@clinical_caliber]

@@uncoiledfish2561 you really acting like you just cracked a top secret code. 🤣🤣

[@anthonygordon9483]

@@uncoiledfish2561 It's still his material.

[@marioguti9887]

Burr and Chappelle are easily the best comics today

[@robertherzberg7347]

Conan is the only one who lets Bill do what he wants. He understands comedic scenes and appreciates them. Reschpect

[@michaelhockenjos7208]

Restekpe kkkkkkkk 🐒

[@kurtownsj00]

@@michaelhockenjos7208 east staines massif

[@michaelhockenjos7208]

✊

[@southern04man]

Norm McDonald also. My 2 favorite guest on Conan

[@idontlikestuff]

Bill Burr is an essential human being. The world needs this.

[@aleksandarmarkovic75]

If more people were like Bill, I swear, the world would have been a better and happier place

[@Ahmed-vk8pv]

I love his act and agree with most of what he says but a bunch of him would not make a better place. He would hate every single one of himself lmao

[@mvasqu762]

@@Ahmed-vk8pv I agree. Fuck that world,lol we just need one bill

[@bigbill4368]

There is a whole city of bill burrs in Boston

[@zigfaust]

Like Bill HOW doe? Cuz just angry without his level of self humiliation is fucking stupid.

[@bojackkatarn]

Tbh a big percentage of people in the Northeast are like Bill Burr. They're just not professional comedians that hone their material over 2 years for a special (and then do part of it on a late night talk show).

[@kelp_cake]

We need more Bill Burrs in the world 😂

[@CrazyLocoInsane1]

You are right..... now go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich oh yeah btw you are so brave just sitting there HAHAHA

[@supersaiyanzero386]

@@CrazyLocoInsane1 wow you must have some serious issues

[@kidnamedfinger2840]

@@supersaiyanzero386 nah, he just tried to sound funny lol

[@JiveDadson]

Be happy with the one you've got.

[@jmc4612]

Agreed. Tells it like it is with a funny twist.

[@sheepy2716]

"He was so fat I was literally sitting next to him and behind him" haha DEAD

Nobody, I mean NOBODY cracks up Conan better than Bill! What an absolute LEGEND!!

[@kip9999]

False. Norm MacDonald wrecks Bill Burr EVERY time.

[@Thefoxygamer1]

He’s spot on about Oprah, I was worried Conan might piss himself. Lol

[@Thefoxygamer1]

@Православна Балкан Oprah’s shoe was a lot more like Jerry springer in her early days. Watch some old clips of her show and compare it to her newer stuff and you’ll see what he was talking about.

[@jeeplord4067]

Bill burr needs his own segment every Friday night literally titled “You know what grinds my gears?”

[@wearytrader535]

He has one on Thursdays and Mondays, Bill Burr Podcast.

[@aaronwillis6179]

nice family guy reference 😂

[@aaronwillis6179]

@Tabora I could listen to frank Murphy scream about shit that pisses him of

[@Bobdixon_Moonvarga_Dancer_III]

He’s right about Steve Jobs, the last time Steve was actually hands on technology was the 80’s, cut to the turtle neck days he was just the CEO that made directives to the actual engineers and scientists, make this reality. Gets way too much credit.

[@marcdinsmore8690]

He's right about Oprah, too. Among other things.

[@Bobdixon_Moonvarga_Dancer_III]

@Former Auror he was a face guy and hype man who is glorified.

[@flipnap2112]

actually he's about half right.. but apple wouldn't have gotten to where they were without Steve Jobs. he's no God, but he wasn't some schhmuck who took credit for things he wasn't involved with. Without Steve Xerox would've thrown away the mouse and wed still be using command line. same with USB. intel created the tech but if Steve didnt force it on the Macs wed still be using serial ports

[@TitoRigatoni]

He was never hands on technology, he was always the marketing guy. Not that that's a bad thing, businesses don't succeed without good marketing.

[@flipnap2112]

@@TitoRigatoni he was solely responsible for bringing the mouse to the market because he recognized the technology.

[@georgethomas9200]

Not only is Bill Burr pure gold, but watching Conan try to keep it together in all of these interviews just cracks me up even more!

[@benlawrence7147]

I feel like bill burr is Conan’s internal monologue.

[@scholarlymukus2000]

Burrs jokes are hilarious because they have a lot of truth to them but at the same time perfectly delivered. He’s a genius for this imo

[@Kornflayx89]

"The guy was a sociopath on a bicycle". I'll never forget that sentence

[@alexdengate8968]

Bill and Conan are so good playing off each other. It's magic. This is so good

[@MarMaxGaming]

Man his imagery and metaphors are just amazing. He always finds something to compare it to, it’s so natural and honestly crazy.

[@drwasikeokile7299]

Means he has either read much or watched alot

[@thor3279]

"pulling my legs up like Quint at the end of Jaws".. omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gtxxsn1per95xx]

Its good that conan just lets him say anything he wants to say

[@augustosaad5664]

That's why Conan is the best. He's like that with all guests.

[@nocturnalferalguitarist]

Conan has a genius level i q

[@Nesto38]

"Its Tony Tuesday, all guys named Anthony can board now" 😅😄🤣

[@funghouls5498]

Watching this again three years later and I’m still in awe of Bill Burr laughing out loud :]. Tell it as it is man, and make us laugh. Thank you

[@themanhimself3]

Bill "I would randomly sink cruise ships." Burr

[@nehuenbec]

its on Netflix. good shit.

[@NelsonStJames]

Bill Burr is probably the closest thing we have to a George Carlin now.

[@UCFElCarnicero]

Cause they booted Louis CK. :D

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

Steve Hughes is pretty close too tbh. Like an Australian bill hicks.

[@roems6396]

@@UCFElCarnicero Yeah, Louis gave a nice speech about how Carlin completely changed his approach to comedy and made him the great that he became.

[@jupiterokachobee1532]

Andy’s laugh for “I would randomly sink cruise ships” 😭🤣🤣

[@dfdsdfndfsuf3895]

“the president, you only see him like once every three weeks” Ah, the good ol’ days.

[@neilacrabtree1617]

Love Bill Burr. He is hilarious at every turn. His dark humor is unbelievable and so so good. LOL

[@fernandolemos2823]

I never get tired of watching this clip. Bill is ridiculously funny, and Conan's reactions make me laugh harder than the jokes themselves.

[@DekkarJr]

Same!

[@rjam1974]

Burr is a medicine for bad days lol

[@bigbaba1111]

Amen to that. He can make comedy gold out of banal situations.

[@NCLIII]

Bill Burr is the white equivalent of Dave Chappelle

[@russiangravy3870]

There is no equivalent

[@jerobussio]

@@russiangravy3870 Chappelle is fantastic but his fans have made him overrated

[@nergrohombre]

I get what you are saying, but Bill is Bill, I love Bill for saying whatever the copulation he wants to say.

[@supersaiyanzero386]

H'WHITE

[@the2dudes1]

Bill Burr is better

[@peterjansen3846]

This guy is simply phenomenal. He tells it like few others can.

[@bchearne]

Watching this for maybe the fourth time I’m realizing how good Bill’s timing is. Most of this wouldn’t read as jokes at all on paper, but it’s hilarious when he does it

[@richardwelch9796]

Richter's cackle at the cruise ship joke... HE GETS IT!

[@tmseh]

That was for real.