Funniest Test Answers BY REAL KIDS (2018) | TOP 80 SCHOOL FAILS | Alonzo Lerone

[@bingbonghafu]

“I would rather be on an island with someone I hate so I have something to eat.” Best Quote of 2019 so far

[@itzjust_ash4306]

BingBong Hafu 😂 same

[@pizzatacos5312]

Same

[@xboxgamer9997]

XD

[@bingbonghafu]

@Jayla Sangster GET A DICTIONARY

[@rogerinaspinkcar8790]

BingBong Hafu can I put this on my senior quote when it comes later in life XDDDDDD

[@thatssonotwatermelon4248]

“ *I’M GIVING YOU 3 SECONDS TO COME HERE KASH* “ Dad?!?!

[@jenaesmith9633]

I'm really not trying to be rude to u but its kash (not trying to be rude)

[@thatssonotwatermelon4248]

fun time with naenae 333 auto correct

[@lorianamay8079]

I thought the statue behind him was kash lol 😜😂

[@user-tj3qc8vj1b]

@UCM3srqM3PEhhq7ELzaRjNbw stfu

[@CutieKB7]

@@jenaesmith9633 ur so rude auto correcting mistakes is mean you smarty butt kid

[@lilelly0428]

"her teeth shop at the gap"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@raemin-laanmcneil8449]

Now THAT is the Quote of 2019....Facts!

[@Hi-me5xm]

”Do not get distracted by this shirt” Gets Distracted by his shirt only because he said don't

[@casnorth6114]

This shirt is all I can look at

[@trentvaughn3367]

Nice

[@cameroncisneros4268]

My question is why would i get distracted.... WHY

[@cameroncisneros4268]

But i did get distracted

[@jas-minesolis2380]

I read this comment right when he said it

[@judymcdougle4014]

"what even is inertia" *Flashing back* "Bill Nye the science guy... Inertia is a property if matter"

[@amityknasel8335]

bruh i’m stupid i thought it was energy💀😂

[@Oddity2994]

BILL BILL BILL BILL

[@wlorourke1]

Inertia is part of a law of physics. Right? Like....Newton's 2nd law?😏

[@Oddity2994]

@@wlorourke1 * epic rap battles of history flashbacks *

[@judymcdougle4014]

@@wlorourke1 uhhh idk I'm just going into 8th grade 😅

[@hannah7977]

Him: I don't even know what inertia is I need to go back to school" Me: GET A DICTIONARY

[@hannah7977]

Solid burn..

[@torimcconahay5665]

Crazy American shots fired

[@hannah7977]

Tori McConahay lol it's true tho

[@JessicaEliza]

What’s inertia

[@hannah7977]

JessicaEliza I REPEAT GET A DICTIONARY Inertia is a property of matter by which it remains at rest or in motion in the same straight line unless acted upon by some external force.

[@g1ng3rsn4ps]

"I'm not snitching #3hunna" was actually a godlike answer lmfaooo I woulda gave that student full credit on that cuz sometimes passing on a laugh and positivity is what makes life the best lol

[@emxstarxii5447]

lol same this might sound bad but I don't mean it badly. Honestly I hope the teacher was feeling depressed that day, (God this sounds awful) cause if your just are having a bad day and you see that, well for me it would have made me smile so much.

[@amandataylor4938]

Once my elementary music teacher lost her voice and she said when she told the kindergarteners one of them said maybe God took it away and another added because you talk too much!

[@evilkitty2269]

everyone else in the kindergarten class: OOOOOHHHHH!!!!

[@LexietheFNFFan]

Friday Night Funkin BF on November 19, 1936: Me and GF are getting married!

[@sarahbelle1993]

When he was hollering for Kash I literally almost died. Lol

[@lauren7669]

1:18 does anyone realize that her mom is 12 yrs old??😂

[@cvltss]

Lol omg

[@michellementh9651]

Supposedly the child thinks their mom is 12 😂 the worst part is that it’s fake because no 5 year old can write like that

[@jameslandergagui7895]

Lesely from ml

[@tajneafoster2836]

Potato Farmer The teacher normally asks the kid the questions and then writes what they said! So it’s right a small child didn’t write it but it’s probably real!

[@user-kc1lh4qo6l]

holy fuck your right

[@aminahwhyne2633]

His laugh is so contagious!!!🤣

[@gangplank7toplane]

U want to see somethings thats contagious Search on KZbin You are not ready for this one yassuo and watch the 1st minute

[@aminahwhyne2633]

Παναγιώτης Διαμαντέας Lol I’m dieng

[@belladurante3921]

the kid I'm babysitting just yelled "BRUH HE NEEDA GO BACK TO SCHOOL" he's 6

[@WaltRBuck]

Yeah, stop signs are octagons. At least, here in the states.

[@shamusspencer4060]

Walt R. Buck , well they are in Canada too dude so yeah most places I think do too eh

[@jeffersoniiil1621]

Europe too

[@kattkaufman6132]

A shape is the same every where dumbass

[@Blazin_D_Asian]

He drew a hexagon tho

[@WaltRBuck]

McKayla Kaufman I've generally found the one calling names is the one who doesn't understand. In this case I clearly was not referring to the shape, but the sign of which I assumed but wasn't sure was the same polygon in all countries.

[@heathermcfarland6317]

Kids are so sassy. I love it. I wish I would’ve had the courage to write some of those things down on my test papers. Especially the ninja. 😂

[@itsjz5016]

I still am in school so ill have a chance lmao

[@chelseaokereke8001]

Nicole Scholl | lmao😂

[@racheldesroberts9018]

Hahahaahahahahahahahahahh this is the rudest teacher but a good storie

[@z0e.williams]

Takes guts

[@Camila-ll9oj]

Heather McFarland i would have written YOUR ESSAY

[@MayaRoyal12]

Alonzo:Tell me that don't look like Kash, Tell me that don't look like Kash! Me:It don't look like Kash.

[@racheltalbert306]

But kash be looking like a polar bear

[@MayaRoyal12]

Rachel Talbert yea lol

[@beldandylee4775]

Alonzo: Do not tell me that that don’t look like Cash Me: that don’t look like cash

[@emilycollins485]

Beldandy Lee **Kash

[@quimarthegoat2063]

Beldandy Lee you spell his name kash

[@musicloverme3993]

He asked you NOT to tell him that! (Get Smart reference.)

[@thekey207]

Me: Watch, either the kid or Alonzo will say sushi... Both: *sushi*

[@xoxoxoxocasey411]

i have to say, ive been crying for the past hour and a half, and saw u uploaded a video, I clicked it, and it was the only thing that made me laugh/smile all day🌈thank you for being u and putting a smile on my face when i needed it most

[@yiinnexii_wiin]

Bella Rose glad Alonzo made you feel better ☺

[@melly9204]

Bella Rose Hope you feel better soon! :)

[@yeulychin9274]

I was just about to post something similar to this. Sometimes we all need someone else to smile and laugh to make us feel a little better.

[@osmosisjane]

The second you told me to NOT focus on your shirt, I focused on your shirt. And now it’s the only thing I can see

[@osmosisjane]

Your laugh is literally the best thing😂😂😂

[@osmosisjane]

How are you going to ride a Harry Potter ride but not read or watch the books smhhh😂😂😂

[@swimlover04]

osmosisjane same

[@rockytopg4767]

osmosisjane same tho

[@AliceRinGameLand]

osmosisjane I know right. Never tell a person eith ADHD to not look at something or get distracted by (insert whatever), that's the first thing I noticed. I mean I noticed it before he said not to look then he brought me right back to the distracting shirt

[@ashleyblanco729]

I laugh so hard bc you laugh so hard. It just makes it so much funnier. Thank you. ♥️

[@asiao.1515]

I hate math tests because all through the test it’s really easy and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like... IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING 200 MPH AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN DARREL BUY WITH 8 RUBBER DUCKS IN 24 HOURS????

[@giadamiraldi6792]

The ending sounds like a youtube challenge.

[@robertlucas6745]

Depends. How many rubber ducks are the cupcakes worth?

[@zoeymarie5537]

34. why do you ask? Its so easy

[@pupthatmayoooo6893]

I laughed much harder then I should have at this

[@celebnews8675]

My_ Edits TRU

[@nev834]

Can we just acknowledge that a student said that the teachers son should be named Grandma? 😂 13:40

[@NYChica23]

I also noticed that one of the students said that the teacher's son should be named Peter Pan

[@willowstrike1102]

or even better, ' '

[@4ndreiii]

Another said that the baby's name should be elephant

[@kayleek.8609]

delatine another said elephant and somebody said potato 😹😹😹

[@legitdonkey581]

One kid said Tiny and another said Balloon

[@leet9873]

These arent fails. These kids are geniuses.

[@nisarojas2869]

Leet except for the stop sign one

[@ndisfoshiz]

Especially the one paper by Jamal. He did read the other 2 questions and they are genius!

[@courtnieguevara4646]

True you are right leet

[@msbunny6671]

Yup these are the kids who have common sense LOL but also are extremely literal the world needs more of that and less followers 👍👌

[@ghostwolfs4130]

Omg ikr

[@edyarellano5462]

I also drew a ninja on my work from protecting it from being wrong and I still got it wrong but I got 1 point for the Ninja

[@karlacardona7796]

Edy Arellano lol🤣

[@arandomuser9459]

Was that yours?

[@e1._.r0se]

Edy Arellano WOOOOOWWWWW

[@keeganlillith9694]

Fill out the following: “I love my dad” Me at four: What’s a dad?

[@pandapaws5496]

Yep that’s me to!🤣

[@chopp4996]

Nigga same

[@CodyWhitlock]

This is our future generation! We are in good hands 😂😂🙌

[@saralang7433]

You are legit everywhere!

[@erinmyers571]

Sara Lang he may be everywhere but he’s cute

[@CheerNastics9]

HEY! I’m one of the people who will be the future generation

[@DemonSlayer8379-1]

Cody Whitlock yep

[@amnesiaplayz4314]

WAIT there is a teacher at Parkview middle school named mr.Whitlock ARE YOU RRLATED

[@UnseelieRose]

"One... Two... Two and a half..." Oh, Gods, my mother used to yell that at me all the time when I was a child! :D

[@Camila-ll9oj]

UnseelieRose I feel ya tho it wasn’t my mom it was my bossy big brother

[@angrywaffle1429]

UnseelieRose I mean no offense by this I’m just curious are you politeistiche

[@Camila-ll9oj]

Stormey's Way I don’t know what that means

[@Camila-ll9oj]

Stormey's Way what does that mean ???

[@angrywaffle1429]

UnseelieRose means you believe more than one god or not monotheistic(believing in god)

[@user-rh8tf5ms5w]

“My mommy’s job is doing the dentist” I’m dead 💀😂😂😂😂

[@emilluciooo_]

One of my favorite quote: If idiots could fly... This house could be an airport

[@Juuzxu3X]

The Hennessy part got me 😂😂😂😂😂I was crying so hard and my stomach was hurting so much

[@deactivatednone]

juuzxu 3x could you please subscribe to my channel it would mean a lot to almost most to 500

[@melchiorzibeon5024]

I cried laughing at that

[@arryanabrown3032]

juuzxu 3x same!

[@SubscriberswithnoContent-cn5mm]

Next time please list the time it happens at

[@JadeHP05]

10,000 Subscribers with no Content - 14:07 “My mom drinks Hennessy” unless you got it already 👍🏼

[@twentyfivehourpharmacy6348]

7:09 So you’re a muggle? That explains a lot..

[@landonfonke6082]

The kid answering was Harry potter

[@twentyfivehourpharmacy6348]

The Matress xD everyone doesss. Especially if she be a Slytherin ;)

[@reina4544]

Yeah

[@lukepollard1327]

Sakora Caudell we all know that huffle puff is the best

[@sabrinathompson6198]

No he lives under a staircase. ( kinda like Harry)

[@zombiecat2492]

I wasn't distracted by the shirt until he said something 😂

[@jasiahlaramos5190]

Same 😂

[@elliejones7397]

BanditKitty101 I didn't even noticed his shirt until he pointed it out.

[@Don_Tron9000]

Same

[@Tasha11E]

Same

[@amandasinnett6194]

I wasn’t distracted by his shirt until I read this comment

[@spacexghost888]

“A pencil” I’m crying 😂

[@jassyredd257]

Something tells me you have matching pants with that shirt

[@saby115]

Jassy Redd he probably does

[@debrahfelver5957]

I have a pair of shorts that match it lol

[@bnooie]

I'm pretty sure it was grey 6:25 watch closely Sorry lol

[@anniebannani6985]

same

[@pastelpandapepsi7847]

Libby Smith omg I see it! XD

[@Somethin2z_]

"Inertia is a property of matter " Bill Nye the Science Guy ! Bill Bill Bill Bill

[@Kat-wy6zb]

You don't know how bad I want a friend like Alonzo

[@heatchills4093]

I feel likewise, but I don't know if it would be worth the ruptured eardrums.

[@dabishoto]

I can be ur friend I'm exactly like him ,😂

[@thgritic102]

1:55 The fact the teacher drew that meme astounds me XD

[@justarandomboiscrollingthr1704]

thgritic102 w

[@TheRealQuickSilver]

Yeah I have this awesome teacher who's like the epitomy of what a millennial is and he puts memes into his lessons all the time. School sucks but he keeps me going lol.

[@JackMarisKnight]

Stopsigns are octagons. Six sided polygons are hexagons.

[@topnep548]

“Oh man!” - Jack Black

[@Silver5kull]

@@topnep548 "Oh man..." - Starlord

[@1967buickriviera]

Thank you

[@alexistouey2723]

Jack Knight awesome I’ve been scrolling looking for someone else that realized that

[@gaaraofthefunk7163]

Jack Knight the one he drew though, still had 6 sides though lol 😂 should have received at least half a credit 😂

[@braidwood3853]

Who else didnt notice his shirt untill he said something

[@chizuriz9138]

same

[@avakinsparklez5879]

Ikr

[@Chloe..F]

Yup!

[@mandy1810]

It was actually the first thing I noticed 😄

[@pacifistminigun3987]

i did

[@lorealmacdonald9607]

harry potter joke: Ron: let me slyther-in you Hermione: No, how about I show you the gryfin-door.

[@mochatoodlessunshine8320]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arandomuser9459]

That’s amazing. Although we all know Ron would never use slytherin in a joke. He probably thinks they are the joke.

[@Slayadventures2479]

😂🤣

[@artsyfartsy7248]

Rooonn stop

[@mady9105]

:D

[@khaotictrash]

Here's an explanation for anyone who is confused by 15:10 It is asking to put those five letters in order, the full alphabet above is a clue while the five letters are scrambled out of order so that the child can figure it out. It's _r s t u v_

[@raeofsunshine07]

kittenautie wow props to you

[@hoteltrivago8292]

Thanks Proffesor

[@KenTay2]

"slaps forehead"

[@victorma9355]

Nah it is a pattern. S skips 4 to V , then the letter next to S which is T goes back two letters to R, then repeat. That’s why after R is U because skips four. EAZY

[@shewantsblood]

Wrong time

[@relianc9825]

The kid almost deserved credit for saying stop sign; except stop signs are octagons, not hexagons

[@pinkyrose5214]

“Bill Nye the science guy ‘inertia is the property of matter’ BILL BILL BILL BILL"

[@cloudstudio6828]

When my teacher plays bill nye I have to control myself not to sing along or everyone will think I’m crazy😅

[@lealahgreene9569]

That's the only thing I remember about inertia

[@camrynpennington4483]

Bill the decapitated science Guy

[@_analog]

The only episode I remember is when bill went to a frikin valcano

[@9037chaparra]

Thanks Bill Nye the science guy for all your shows.

[@evilkitty2269]

Alonzo: *looks at hexagonal stop sign* "is that the wrong shape? Me: yeah! stop signs are octagons lol

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

*Jack Black has left the chat.*

[@lbmonk275]

YO I DIDN"T REALIZE THE KID DREW THE STOP SIGN WRONG TILL I READ UR COMMENT

[@evilkitty2269]

Lol alonzo didnt either

[@eclipses1003]

*octagon

[@pim5490]

I LOVE THE SHIRT! 😎🌸🌺

[@felmin809]

Kym Hughes looks gay

[@pim5490]

Daniel Bencosme It does look HAPPY. I thought so too! 🤓

[@felmin809]

Kym Hughes it looks homosexual

[@felmin809]

Alivea Harms you think I'm playing, it's on sight.

[@aliveaharms2236]

@@felmin809 wdym? People can be who they want to be. Everybody is unique and beautiful...except you bc u say hateful things that come from ur cold dead ugly heart. So think about yourself b4 putting ur own problems on someone else.

[@carolinegcooke]

Love ur shirt, man!!!

[@Wesley-go7wn]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2LNqZ2qnryFsLM

[@jonathanzhu4188]

You can get it at H&M

[@carolinegcooke]

Jonathan Zhu oh cool

[@jr61vicari65]

I have that same shirt

[@Baddawg_313]

i love his channel. just wish he would finally come out the closet already

[@gloryshrock636]

Am I the only one watching these at 2:00 am, trying not to laugh cause my sister's sleeping!!! LOL

[@MCCNDANCER]

No it’s 1 am rn xD

[@soloken-_-8880]

I am watching at 4 am on a school night

[@acktan1]

@@soloken-_-8880 cool kid

[@qazwiz]

@Ev Evenying Gacha that question has been hexed.

[@gloryshrock636]

@@Heartstopper_Brynn LOL I guess

[@SF3L]

1:16 Everyone:*see “my mom is doing the dentist* Me: how the heck is this kid’s mom 12 years old?

[@amolchougule2751]

Because that kid might be 12 and most kids think that their parents are their age. Because when he born that’s the day when she becomes mom , right?

[@LexietheFNFFan]

Mommy Mearest: Who married my daughter?

[@theredgamer2362]

If you read this, you may have the best day ever

[@judymcdougle4014]

@@mainlands1 rip

[@orangexlightning]

Am I being granted permission to have the best day ever or is it a possible out come for me to have the best day ever? You're going to have to be specific.

[@prestonjohnston7907]

TheRedGamer days past

[@ylayourlittleadvisor2927]

What will happen? Will my poop perhaps turn into gold🤔🤔🤔

[@realshitdeathtrap]

zer0 damn bruh...

[@bellam6468]

So we gonna act like he just ain’t choke on his own mucus 😂😂

[@squickerscat5377]

1:21 "my mom is 12 years old."

[@GenocideShell]

squickers cat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gp75motorsports]

AND her job is "doing the dentist" O_o

[@spaghetti2316]

Yea wth

[@sydneyw9425]

In pre k i put my mommy’s age as 90

[@hasaki8098]

FBI! OPEN UP!

[@Gobacktothepondyousillygoose]

Laura’s math sheet for her kid was to order it alphabetically That’s why there are five letters and five blank spaces with the alphabet above it *boom*

[@4violets]

I didn’t even notice his shirt until he said something, it’s hard to focus now lol.

[@Ash.3s]

2:32 What do u dislike about highschool? Person's answer: People Me: I can't disagree there, high schoolers and middle schoolers are the worst beings in the world. Edit: And this is saying a lot considering I'm a middle schooler

[@kateissues]

😂 👍

[@kyliesmith9199]

I'm a middle schooler too lmao

[@Hamster-fetus]

Cup The Cake I put that on a paper once my teacher read it while grading and started laughing uncontrollably and was questioned about it by people so he read it out loud but didn’t say it was me and one kid was like I thought we were all homies

[@feelunreal777]

Cup The Cake where I live there’s only primary and high school so what grades are in middle school?

[@caitlinthorpe1018]

6th-8th grade

[@knightofdoom6044]

Alonzo my main man... I think it was obvious you didn't read Harry Potter or watch the movies. But that's ok bro,you're good. I just die a little inside everytime you don't get the reference but I still love you.

[@deactivatednone]

Knight of Doom hey could you please subscribe to my channel if you don’t mind trying to reach 1k it would mean a lot

[@dsgsecondspice1998]

Life Of Monique & Vaj stop self promoting we came here to watch Alonzo's vid not subscribe to you

[@spicychickendip3919]

Facts😂😂😂

[@cielphantomhive5044]

Knight of Doom agreed

[@thereallyfatcatt]

Fuck that book it has the big gay

[@sanaabrown7750]

“This is my science project in one picture” -Alonzo Lerone 2019

[@heartbreakerninja]

Alonzo: dont get distracted by the shirt. Me:....Too Late

[@shanikariddle6355]

When he said "Do Not Get Distracted By This Shirt" it was too late I was already staring at it.

[@jassyredd257]

It was over when he said that I HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@eviltweakerz]

When i was in middle school my science teacher would give us extra credit if we made her laugh lmfao

[@mfingmothman5370]

bUt YoUr ShIrT iS tOo dIsTrAcTiNg That shirt is just 👌👌👌👌👌

[@rebeccatoland8040]

Feeling butt hurt by the way you pronounced coenzyme. Edit: can’t believe I got so many likes, thanks guys. P.s. Much Love to you Alonzo!

[@spikergaming869]

Bex Toland Haha yeah 😂

[@deactivatednone]

Bex Toland hey could you please subscribe to my channel really trying to grow my supporters more 🙏🏾🤟🏽

[@mar2939]

Same

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

His vocabulary and pronunciation has really gone downhill since the beginning. He's been exposed to too much "dumb."

[@princessrae8722]

Has y’all’s phone ever gotten stuck horizontal....I hate that so much..Love ya Alonzo

[@deactivatednone]

Laura-May H. could you please please subscribe to my channel it would mean a lot almost to 500

[@princessaz79]

Are you sure it's not on lock mode?

[@kariyaproctor2858]

Yes mine dose all the time

[@Mia_Alise]

Laura-May H. Just happened🤦...my ass was shaking my phone like wtffff!!

[@princessrae8722]

QÙÊËÑ M-GÓØFY True I look like a weirdo in public they be like 👀

[@burninghammerstudios7033]

all the math in this video gave me anxiety

[@awkward-scarfy-boi9400]

On my Algebra hw last year, I wrote a long explanation for why I could not answer a question. The reason was because the grammar was incorrect on the homework.

[@justinshaw7279]

Why

[@gaaraofthefunk7163]

3:00 Shoot! A pencil ✏️ has been my support on difficult times too. Coping mechanism, drawing out stuff helped replaced the self harm/mutilation. Writing ✍🏽 helped as well. I laughed so hard when he read it, then recalled it can be so true too.

[@aidanfitzhugh1422]

2:10 This dude said “He” as in a pronoun, fam its Helium.

[@wordivore]

Lol right, and turns out he got lucky with that first answer.

[@elijahfoster2]

@@wordivore How did he get lucky? Would many people put 1, and if so why?

[@maryscarlettsherwood4278]

At 11:49 I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A STROKE!! What in the WORLD was happening there Alonzo?? 😂😂😂😂

[@sophieb7368]

15:24 , you look at the alphabet and then the letters given "s v t r u" and in the blanks you write them in order which is "r s t u v" .

[@steph_saavedra0670]

sophie b thx

[@hungryhungryhummer]

Leahcim naerc that does not translate to smart using Caesar cipher

[@taranicole4760]

Pretty sure it's a pattern.... Forward 3, back 2, back 2 Blanks should be. s q t r p

[@silverkiss37]

That's the problem!! I was making it way more difficult than it was. Hahaha

[@sheidamavaddat2562]

its a pattern +3 -2 -2 and then repeat

[@bruyere997]

5:15 that question should’ve said “Lord Farquaad” 😂😂😂

[@itsyagirlanna6172]

Notif gang 🔥🔥🤑✌️✌️

[@theblueluna2218]

So it's the middle of the night where I am… I just had to spend most of this video trying NOT to wake my family up… I failed 😑

[@theblueluna2218]

Topanga Bogardus they didn't stop my laughter

[@kendalllowery1420]

Ella-Mae Potter I’ll pray for ya...

[@brittanyeller6258]

The struggle 🤣

[@rickydingitydongjikowsy342]

peachgirl hell no she won’t be laughing she’ll be screaming

[@theblueluna2218]

peachgirl I mean that actually sounds good. Hot sauce is bae

[@lalady2495]

So glad KZbin didn't exist when I was in school. I thought I was creative by making designs on a long test where all answers were A-E. These kids actually drew good pictures & wrote great answers

[@connerwine8257]

When did you graduate lol

[@dottie_mayfield]

You're the perfect personality, that would make for an amazing teacher! You are obviously more supportive than any of the teachers these student have had.

[@ryleedowns6193]

During this an ad came up that said This Christmas give yourself the gift of Education 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Julius_...]

OMG That is golden.

[@alexmagriplis6019]

I got one about cancer.....

[@MCCNDANCER]

Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@igocrazy-1781]

These are too funny like this

[@emmagrae2003]

I have heard him say “don’t get distracted by my shirt” and “don’t comment on my shirt” so much it should be a part of his merch.

[@ashakiwest4244]

xxXSlaughterXxx MAX Slaughter yep and have the sleeves in the same print 😂

[@emmagrae2003]

Ashaki West I would buy that merch tho😂

[@Grace-ju1gp]

Yas

[@CrotaTheSon]

H&M, i have the same one

[@dbseamz]

xxXSlaughterXxx MAX Slaughter that would be an awesome shirt!

[@samuraijackson241]

6:43 for that question. The solution is actually quite simple. The sentence read ‘…nore of its medians.’ So we can assume that the line ET split the line FG into two equal line segments, TF and TG, that is because the median of a line means a point on a line that has the same distance to either end of the end. Now, we know TF=TG, and TF is half the length of GF. So the length of GF will be TF+TG, which 6.3+6.3=12.6.

[@cerealtrees2593]

OH. MY. GOD At the beginning where it says *GET A DICTIONARY* yeah wellllll my video lagged and this is what i heard *GET A DIC-* my video was full volume and i was outside while my neighbors were outside.

[@Tachikiloofficial]

The_Mad_One lmao

[@axyl5376]

xD

[@annalisebellorado9679]

Your neighbors should have heard that did they???

[@lemonletsplays5271]

Same M8

[@ellenopal1712]

😂 lmao

[@Lyza0327]

Does anyone know the answer to the ABC thing that the parent tagged Alonzo in? It was on 15:17 I’ve been stuck on that for the past 20 minutes 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@brookehoff8069]

Okay so I seen a comment further down and it basically said that the teacher was trying to give the parent her number 19-22-20-18-21 which is kinda genius

[@Lyza0327]

Brooke Hoff oh ok thanks for explaining it. Its still confusing tho lol

[@tommyzeringue7107]

It's to put them in correct order id assume from the way it had the alphabet on to

[@litteraltrash5935]

ur supposed to fill in the next letters in the alphabet based on the line

[@Schubackk]

No it’s 3 letters to the right, then 2 left - 2 left and 3 to the right again and so on. It’s a sequence haha

[@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy]

This video is great and all but does that kung fu midget have night vision

[@ArkyBarky141]

Lol I checked ur channel 🤣😂

[@SubscriberswithnoContent-cn5mm]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos Holy shit we same name

[@austinp1124]

10,000 Subscribers with no Content you actually got 78 subscribers

[@KellingtonDorkswafer]

Austin P Close enough to 100, which is only 99,900 subs away.

[@mae_does_gymnastics1704]

Little people don’t like the m-word

[@ditchdot]

Alonzo: do NOT get distracted by this shirt My ADHD: allow me to introduce myself

[@acer8123]

"This is a comment." "Dear god" "Theres more" "No..."

[@pyon250]

Aircoll ok?

[@KJ.85]

If It Wasn't For My 10-year-old Daughter I Would Have Not Known The Lesson Without The Instructions Wanted Them To Use The ABC's On Top As A Guide To Put The Letters [s v t r u) In Alphabetical Order.....[smh! lmmfao] 🤣🤣🤣

[@BrianAnderson-br8ex]

Thank you for telling me because I've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to figure it out!

[@DoRealAres]

i sat here forever wondering then after ur comment i walked up to my 12yo sister and shes like do i have to just put it in alphabetical order i was about ready to jump out of a window xD

[@thedoublessymbol]

ah so that's what they wanted the 7 year old to do

[@markoyamashitach]

Yo Alonzo! For real man! You gotta tell us where you buy those sweet shirts! This is like the 4th one I wanna get!

[@nillabean215]

ob1foru it's from h&m

[@midge7451]

Only 4? 4 shirts out of all the years he's been on youtube? Dayum !

[@obiwan-kenobi3881]

ob1foru target

[@fr4nk124]

7:51 Scared the shit outta me. I had my headphones in and that sound fx was so loud. I nearly jumped out of my pants.😂😂😂

[@oldsoul1765]

At 6:10 through 6:30 I died laughing bc you remind me of my mom so much please do more videos like this

[@Icecat113]

put the 5 letters in alphabetical order. the alphabet was there to help you see what order the letters come in

[@LattePunch]

Thank you. I was trying to form a word with it but the V had me lost.

[@kiranj.3195]

no it was a pattern question. here is the answer : s v t r u *s q t r p*

[@ilovesparky13]

how the fuck did you get that answer??

[@jamisonlance809]

Start at S move three letters to the right to get to V, move two letters left to get to T, move another two letters left to get to R, then start over by moving three letters right to get to U. Pattern is Right 3, Left 2, Left 2.

[@angelofdeath8853]

Wildcherry6 the alphabet question answers are: S V T R U Q T P S O R. You basically start at one letter and go back and forth 4 letters form where you started than continue one..

[@beautywithliz]

Yay. I stopped everything so I could watch this. I love watching your videos!!!

[@ChennaJCook]

Him: "I'm gonna give you three seconds to get here! One....two....two and a half...." Me: Mom?

[@solarjones6181]

Am I the only one who says the intro

[@zeerob3208]

interupted and cold i say it in my head

[@K1lluaiztired]

interupted and cold nope

[@PatrickStar-dx3en]

Get a dictionary then talk to me

[@trinijay4256]

I say it with him

[@GhostOfNormandy]

Me in school when people can't spell or mess up their grammar "get a dictionary" *throws it at their face*

[@sniypaaa333]

My grandma just died but I watched u and immediately felt better I love I Alonzo keep up the good work

[@pim5490]

L.A V My condolences on your loss. God bless you and yours.

[@thema1998]

L.A V That's sad. How did your grandma die?

[@teresahowick5197]

Sorry for your loss :(

[@jacobking3736]

good

[@kiaty5500]

L.A V Prayers to you and your family

[@_Xsist]

Whats funny is that I was just binge watching Alonzo's videos just now.

[@Rissie]

My husband and I love your videos. It's impossible not to laugh.

[@HaruOkumuraNoir]

“I never watched Harry Potter” FINALLY SOMEBODY LIKE ME!

[@adaliawright6891]

YASSSSSS!

[@alexrecker4617]

IKR I don’t like Harry Potter

[@45myburks]

o.o

[@45myburks]

@@alexrecker4617 o.o how could youuuuu

[@skrskrkskrkskrkskr2334]

Harry potter is shit

[@jessemichalski7151]

U should do another funniest detention slips

[@EvilQween3488]

Random Random I second that

[@sarahnextdoor]

I third that

[@pokemonanddarkpokemo]

Cash: really man? Why you say that looks like me! That looks nothing like me. Yes I’m doing the mannequin challenge cause I know you will come looking for me if I don’t stay still 😂

[@eb-vu7sy]

I lost it at the "bear covering the sentence" 😂😂😂

[@rrkivexx]

" get a dictionary " just what I need

[@jocelyn332]

These are one of my favorite videos when I’m high I can’t 😂

[@dharshinic7962]

Your laughter is the funniest lmao😂prolly that's the major reason I'm laughing

[@clementinethemerciless7563]

I laughed and died so many times😂 The sushi 1 got me. Is that ramen noodles in the centre?!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂