Top 101 Chuck Norris Facts That Will Blow Your Mind! 🤯😂

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Chuck Norris once punched an exclamation point, now we have the question mark

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Chuck Norris doesn’t stalk, he preys

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Ice cubes fire twice there

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Chuck Norris once back handed Rudolph, his nose has remained red ever since

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Such good jokes, and the pictures are simply amazing 🤩

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Glad you're enjoying them!

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The only thing we need to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear needs to fear is Chuck Norris.🤣😝

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ice cubes was done twice

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The Devil once tried to possess Chuck Norris. Norris kicked the "Hell" out of him. The Devil now lives on Pluto.

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The devil is undergoing an exorcism after being possessed by Chuck Norris

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The devil is now preying chuck Morris to protect him from chuck norris

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks are so fast that he time travels into the future

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If Chuck Norris joins the A-Team, he has four sidekicks A demon tried to posses Chuck Norris. It is now in therapy. The Rock smells what Chuck Norris is cooking. Chuck Norris tried to peform on The Voice, but all chairs turned around before he started singing.

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Chuck Norris can hear the voices in Randy Orton's head and smell what the Rock is cooking

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chuck norris can send an email on a type writer

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Chuck Norris can decipher the Reformed Egyptian Mormon golden plates!

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Chuck Norris can eat Chic fil a on a Sunday.

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😂😂👍

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Even nothing doesn't beat Chuck Norris because that's simply impossible.

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Chuck Norris can boil fire under water😊

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Nothing can beat Chuck Norris but when nothing found out, he killed himself

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Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Chuck Norris..

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Toilets say "More please!" after he uses them.

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These are not Chuck Norris jokes, they are Chuck Norris facts, because Chuck Norris is no laughing matter

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Not only can Chuck Norris hear sign language, Chuck Norris can also hear braille.😋

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Chuck Norris once left his helmet on top of the mountain, he skied uphill to retrieve it but only to find out that his helmet has already made its way down to the foot of the mountain for fear of angering Chuck Norris

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I remember arguments between my children about who was better, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee. It was hilarious.

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I heard it took the whole gdp of china to pay for the special effects in Return of The Dragon to make it look like Bruce won.

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Now you only have one kid. The one who was right

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Chuck Norris won a game of connect four in 3 moves

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Chuck Norris beat the Kobayashi Maru before Kirk.

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Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer. Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open. When you receive a call from Chuck Norris you have two options. 1.Answer 2.Answer. If you didn't like these jokes then Chuck Norris will pay you a visit. Be prepared

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Chuck Norris 💪 built the Hospital he was born at

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When Chuck Norris went to Mt. St. Helens, he farted. That is why the mountain exploded. Someone forgot to tell him to STAY AWAY FROM THE BEANS.

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Google needs to make the spelling chuck's name wrong thing happen

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When Chuck Norris hits you, you won't see stars, just Uranus.!

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Bruce Lee, Bigfoot are his Halloween costumes.

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Zlatan: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary🗿🔥

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Chuck Norris can stand in front of a mirror and outdraw his reflection. Chuck Norris played handball against the wall and won.

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Very nice! 👍 😀😃😄

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Chuck Norris said rain rain go away it did

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Chuck Norris can lick his elbows while looking backwards.

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Chuck Norris can write a Chinese poem with Hindi alphabets.

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A.I. is scared of Chuck Norris

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The Amazons are his daughters.

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Those are NOT lawn and trash bags. They are his condoms.

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There is NO such thing as global warming, greenhouse gases, any other Eco-BS. Chuck Norris only farted.

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Good one

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Chuck Norris got beaten by a small chinese guy

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He lets him win.