Top 5 Things Chinese Girls LOVE!

[@emerson-sheaapril8555]

People and cucumbers both have the same amount of water, we are basically cucumbers with anxiety.

[@emerson-sheaapril8555]

This isn't true of course; cucumbers are 98% and we range from 50 -65% I just think its a funny saying. your comments about smelling like a cucumber reminded me of it LOL

[@screwufacktard8702]

Emerson-Shea April lol.....good one

[@shanghainoonsmomlovesblack3761]

MishuTaste You are wearing one right now your filthy pervert.

[@AshyLarryTM]

Your name is hilarious bro, LMAO!

[@CassiusOvO]

MishuTaste lmao

[@mrmike1346]

my wife has a 32 gig iPhone and she constantly has to delete the food pictures out of it because the memory is full.

[@craigloubert8240]

When Vivi says "white" she is talking about skin complexion, not race. Many Chinese have very light skin, much lighter than yours. The preference for light skin is about class, as she described, not race. To her you are not a white man, you are a western man.

[@777NihonSloan]

Wrong. White is associated with beauty by many East Asians. Both the color and the race. Class is only one part of it.

[@vonheimlerstrudel]

Very good to know.

[@vonheimlerstrudel]

I have heard that when a Chinese person marries a white person, they are stepping up on some class or respect level. I wonder if that's true. My Chinese wife and her friends always seem to treat me and my two kids like gold.

[@harrymcnicholas9468]

It has to do with people who work out in the sun get tanned while those in upper class do not.

[@Nyanfood]

Chinese girl here; white people are WHITE people. Like literally "white" people. The division between white and western is really thin, and it's actually reflected in Chinese racism towards black people despite China and black people having no substantial history (that I know of, anyway) outside of immigration culture in the last like 500 years. It's originally a class issue that unfortunately CARRIES OVER to race (partially due to western influence as well). But yes. Vivi is talking about skin complexion in this specific context.

[@AVAL0NIX]

1) money 2) moneyy 3) moneyyy 4) moneyyyy 5) moneyyyyy source: im chinese

[@josecartin825]

Yes, but you are a rat (presumably year of the rat).

[@AVAL0NIX]

im mickey

[@RayoSombrio78]

Yes, but chinese ladies are incredible materialistic. In many cases, much more than westerners.

[@snowpearl5908]

Depends. My parents are from China, my mom married my dad knowing the fact that he's not very rich.

[@spacefreedom]

Snow Pearl back then, in your mom’s age, everybody is poor.

[@stevenmiller9710]

I have been visiting and teaching in China since 2010. I lived in Kunming for 2 years and I met my wife there, and she is from Zhuhai. In 2015, we moved back to America and there is many times during the week that I miss living in Kunming. I really enjoy your videos and you and your wife look great together.

[@thepresence365]

"Men in those photo shoots are basically decorations" 😆 Not just in China, my dear.

[@mindu8561]

Haha, when you take the professional wedding pictures with your wife, you are just props.

[@davidharrison4881]

Asian women are so beautiful, please don't change a thing.

[@Ron-jk7hc]

Maybe change your panties once a week...

[@Cotinine]

@@Ron-jk7hc once a week like once every 2 days

[@wsx2000lol]

YELLOW FEVER

[@telloarevalo7341]

@Vox Quod lol you've never been to Brazil obviously...

[@telloarevalo7341]

@Vox Quod sure doesn't sound like it...

[@MrRdbrig]

I just started watching your videos a couple of days ago and I find them fascinating. I enjoy hearing your wife's and her cousins opinions and viewpoints on different subjects. Thankyou so much for posting them.

[@porsche804]

these videos with your wife are actually really good.

[@laowhy86]

Thanks man!

[@matttackett9505]

I enjoy watching your videos. So entertaining, I love it. Today wasn't particularly the best day for me, I watched this video and laughed and had an awesome time watching it. I feel a lot better. Thanks guys.

[@laowhy86]

Thanks man!

[@glenwarner162]

Nobody asked me, but I think your wife looks great as she is!

[@marcopolo3001]

So she is 2 foot tall perfect for BJs with a flat top head to put your beer on and big ears to steer her while doing the deed? If not then thats not perfection.

[@glenwarner162]

Way to keep it classy, dude.

[@JIAIANG]

In the Chinese aesthetic perspective, didn't mean to offend,, she is not beautiful at all !

[@glenwarner162]

Very nice! I'm sure you just made your mom proud with that comment. Good job, bro.

[@rileyscott5827]

Marco Polo are you saying that you are a latchkey kid who is being raised by the internet so you think you are a part of the cool kids club because you talk like that? In reality you just sound like a loser.

[@youknowwho1686]

Old video. Watching in mid 2019. Got here by accident. What a wonderful chemistry there is between you two. Please make sure it lasts. Priceless.

[@spaceisalie5451]

whatever

[@youknowwho1686]

@@spaceisalie5451 Such thought-provoking eloquence! Priceless.

[@worldaviation4k]

I liked your bike vids so i've subbed now along with winston. It's funny in the uk a lot of girls travel to spain to sun tan and get as brown as possible and they see being brown as rich. I'm not bothered either way but when in hong kong i use a sunbrella to go climbing a mountain instead of spending money on sun cream

[@MightySteve001]

It’s not just china has the altitude of a lighter complexion being wealthy and being darker complexion being poor. This mentality also persists in Europe too in the middle ages. India also has this mindset.

[@AugustasRimke]

europe? No, nobody has this mentality

[@MightySteve001]

@@AugustasRimke During the middles ages, the poor were associated being a farmer, working the land. Wealthy people can work indoors and have servants. This attitude persists through the years. Nobody wants to be associated with being poor. Look how many Skin whiteners are being advertised in undeveloped countries.

[@dallaspowwi6682]

哈哈哈哈。 True true. But they also like luxury bags, clothes, coats, shoes and cute things. Did I mention clothes? Love the videos.

[@peterzelchenko]

You two are so cute together, glad you're doing this!

[@DHammerr]

Don't starve yourself to lose weight, i did this and i got heart problems that will last a life-time. It was because of vitamin and mineral defficiency. You dont eat food = you dont get enough vitamins in your system = you get sick. Very risky. Exercise instead and avoid fast food and sweet foods.

[@ssvman100]

Your wife has the best personality!.

[@Crustenscharbap]

I have a Chinese girlfriend. She's awesome. Mostly its right. Now I have a great gift for her. Thanks.

[@TrueMexico]

Great video! Maybe do a video on what Chinese girls hate... My girlfriend when I was in China told me off for using sun cream on a hot day climbing a 'mountain' (large hill). She said it's very feminine for a man to do that in China and I should not do it. I said I'd prefer to prevent skin cancer and not burn and was quite happy being a 'feminine' man in this case. I often wonder if she was just extreme or many Chinese girls really think that.

[@chenyirun5414]

+True Mexico As a Chinese male, I would say that being feminine will definitely bring you some pressure from peers. It's a common phenomenon around the world. But in this case it's different. Using sun cream is nothing about being feminine. It just protects our skin. Some people don't understand the difference between being feminine and doing things girls do but most men don't do. Being feminine is more about personality, but there are many good things that men should also do, but many people just don't realize the importance of them. People have to change the way they think.

[@TrueMexico]

+奕润陈 Good to read your feedback! As you know, using sun cream stops you burning and is proven to help prevent skin cancer. Very old science now. But of course many things are deep routed in culture, I guess like men using creams on their face being a feminine atribute in China. Though I imagine this is changing now especially in the large cities. With pale skin, I used it anyway and she was fine with it of course. Many things I was happy to be adapable with her being frome a different culture, you have to be! But obviously putting suncream on my pale face in 30C sun was a must and something I wasn't going to change. It' an interesting discussion, the thigs western people should be adapatable with for their Chinese partner in China and things you just can't do, like not putting on sun cream because it's not 'manly' in China.

[@chenyirun5414]

True Mexico Sure you don't have to change at this. It's true that most people I know think men using sun cream this action itself is feminine and say something bad about them without concerning those men's skin conditions. I think this is ignorant but I used to think so and make fun of those men because I didn't have my own opinion back then and I just imitated other people. Now I know it's wrong and I have changed my mind. This kind of thoughts have hurt many people and I'm sorry for what I did. But now I've changed my mind and I'm glad to say that people are also changing their minds as I know.

[@TrueMexico]

+陈奕润 Eric Chan So the sun cream on mens faces really is something in China that people make fun . Do you think it's changing? I mean now China has a huge middle class with a lot of money to spend surely all the big brands like Nivea and more expensive brands are trying get men/young men to use face creams? Must be a huge market once there is a shift in thinking.

[@chenyirun5414]

True Mexico Haha true. Actually last time I saw my roommate who is from Shenzhen were using facial mask to improve his facial conditions. That was the first time I've ever seen any man doing facial mask in real life, and after that I'm considering to do it myself. IT IS a huge market because it includes half of the population of China, and it's an unexplored place. If those companies would like to make some good advertisements to change more people's mind(All Chinese people, not just Chinese men), I think it would be a good revenue

[@SsiolisP]

White women were also adored in ancient Greece for the exact same reason!

[@srbmsun]

Chinese girls are naturally beautiful. They don't need any apps.

[@Mendaz]

Steve Bowles I know, right. Unfortunately, their beauty standards are different from Western ones.

[@SilverforceX]

Asians wan't to look Western, that's their beauty standard. Why? Who knows.. but the obvious one is darker skin tone, the explanation here is correct, darker skin Asians is equated to lower class status.

[@rileyscott5827]

It's the same in most cultures around the world. White = wealth, power, status.

[@Yulioo529]

they all look the same david

[@resmarted]

nah sometimes they be some dirty bitches

[@troyna77]

out of all the you-tube channels, i enjoy yours the most.

[@Triggerboy78]

sounds pretty superficial tbh...

[@rileyscott5827]

Maybe, but it's true regardless. Everyone admires people who are slim, well dressed and look good...and they're elevated in status without doing anything.

[@leafster1337]

Riley Scott slim means at least some what healthy.

[@SecretsOfMartialArts]

Thank you, dear friends!!! Good educational video.

[@kensonpang9673]

Love money, money, money, money, money

[@RayoSombrio78]

Totally true

[@Denebreus]

This was a cute video. Well done!

[@Too_reel]

I like how he keeps giving subtle hints of having babies with her and getting married

[@alexalexander6030]

this is one of the best chain of videos I have seen on you tube. no bull .keep up the good work. you signal handedly restored my faith in you tube.

[@snarkyguy]

I do see a lot of girls with umbrellas in the summer and even those "face-kini's" at the beach. Its kind of funny...but yeah the constant food selfies are hilarious.

[@michaelalguire419]

snarkyguy Yes, I see that all the time.

[@angelosor6912]

Very entertaining video! Nice flow! I see it's winter in China. It must been cold...

[@LudwigVaanArthans]

Umbrella is for sun Parepleu is for rain The French had a clear distinction, they used the parapleu for when it rained, and the umbrella for when it was sunny outside, hence the names. Umbrella having "umbra" as a basis which means "shadow", and parapleu being "against-rain"

[@animal0mother]

Meanwhile, the Anglish word for 'umbrella' is 'rainshade'.

[@jedlimen123]

Love you guys! Your content is also really good! Subscribed to both. Thank you!

[@apataye]

I really love how natural, honest, spontaneous, and un-apologetic, is this girl about her own ridiculous things. She just admits her "nonsenses" with a smile, and that´s really CUTE.

[@anthonymartinez7844]

Fantastic video of both of you . Great job . Congratulations on your busy schedule of life .

[@DJaquithFL]

My daughter must be half Chinese, countless photos of food, those bizarre photo editing apps, but she wants her milky white skin tanner.

[@andyrivas3599]

D Jaquith that's pretty interesting

[@andyrivas3599]

D Jaquith maybe when I'm 23 or 22 I will actually marry a Chinese girl and then later have kids I think boys are going to look like me by the face and the girls going to look like my wife

[@Traumm9]

Great upload, thanks for sharing :-)

[@KrisTheCodeManDude]

I want my chinese girl to be thick and dark skinned.

[@nandorblue]

Then go to the Philippines.

[@KrisTheCodeManDude]

why not Vietnam or Japan?

[@nandorblue]

Filipinas are brown but if you prefer lighter skin girls then Vietnam or China.

[@markmark5269]

Plenty of full, dark skinned girls in China. And when I say full, they are still hot, just large by toothpick Chinese standards. Great news is regardless of how beautiful they are, and many are just stunning, they are looked down at by Chinese men and are very available.

[@Advtaiwan]

Hendyzero50 Japan has thick girls . and American-Asians are thick . I live in Taiwan they don't mind tan skin but they hot thick ones are rare

[@muskitchen2941]

I have recently been into your videos. All of those videos are really funny and interesting for me.

[@patrickprosser8227]

She made you look like Boy George. 🤣

[@jamesleach7470]

You're right. A dead ringer. Such a clever observation.

[@glenndavis5743]

I really enjoyed this. Thank you.

[@a-terrible-fate532]

Less than 100? Damn that really is sick

[@robofaust9957]

NO, it NOT a "sunbrella". There's actually a word in english for that: it's called a PARASOL. **taps head, winks** PS: I kinda love you guys, and I'm so happy for you having your second child. Merry xmas! PSS: OH! You should do a video on Christmas in China (do they even know what that is?)....

[@undercaos]

You miss 1 amazing opportunity when you take the photo. Rule #45 for mastering in Love: Don't modify the photo and when you show her the photo, she say something like; you don't change anything or you did nothing, then you say the anciant phrase: Because you are the most beautiful woman without changing anything or Because I love you as you are right now.

[@irielion3748]

Yukk

[@altereg0]

rule 1 for life: don't ever talk like that again

[@Greenmile.]

Then she'll be cheating on you by next week

[@lopezmarlon]

lol, you look like a member of a Cure cover band @5:36 "I've been looking so long at these pictures of you..."

[@cdnsoul5808]

I love Vivi spontaneity and laugh. She really adds value to your videos which BTW I find immensely informative when relating to the Chinese women. I definitely agree with this top 5 and YES I love a woman that is 45 Kg or less, especially if she's real tall. I dated one for 2 years and loved every moment of it and now it seems that only Chinese women can be tall and very slim. Other Asian ladies don't quite make it.

[@hellosun8965]

Many Asian women are slim, e.g. Vietnamese, Korean, Taiwanese, Singapore, etc.

[@marvinbrewer62]

she is so adorable

[@Philip_J_Hill]

"Lawrys Seasoning Salt 86 here"

[@motorsforthemasses]

This makes me laugh so much! My wife's Wechat is constantly full of food. When we moved back here, my wife would not let me eat dinner until she had taken photos of it. Drove me nuts! My wife doesn't actually do the selfie thing, she is far too focused on making money!!!! She is dark skinned but not farmer...her dad works for the government. Our wedding photos, (we got married in China) I REFUSED to wear anything fluffy, laced, flowery, sparkly or PINK!

[@leonidas480bc]

Chinese girls are truly beautiful.

[@nicholasmutch3112]

they truly are.

[@michaelthomashayden7125]

Vivi does it again, "Everything make better, better, better." What a great phrase.

[@TynanCreations]

CMilk you gotta use that doctored photo of yourself as your KZbin profile pic. .was hilarious.

[@laowhy86]

+Daniel Tynan lol i will consider it dude

[@ddmore4me]

I married a Filipina and I can relate to many things, too funny. Wish you many years of happiness.

[@hirofan]

Your wife in painfully cute.. I can stare at her all day.. LOVE YOU VIVI!!!!!! >___

[@nanningteas]

I enjoy your videos. I have lived in China for 11 years, where I live is not quite the same outcomes as many of your alls, buy I can understand them. I love China and enjoy my life here. Look forward to watching more.

[@matthewbradley9214]

I thought you were American? You caught me off guard with serpent ZEDa (saw you from serpentZA's channel). If I may ask, where are you from?

[@lkrnpk]

+Matthew Bradley he's Murican, just friends with ''the Serpent'' :D

[@cstephen98]

Funny, the Chinese view on pale skin held true in the west as well. Tanned skin meant you worked out in the fields or were a labourer while the upper crust of society, who stayed indoors, had pale skin. It wasn't until Hollywood and the California life-style of the movie stars that that changed to people wanting to get a 'healthy' tan.

[@qihangz81]

lol, I love to be tan, and I work out twice a day...

[@terrencew.4475]

@Kevin Mcdonnell same here

[@TheFunkoDunko]

@Vox Quod People also tan / tanned in Sweden, just fyi

[@bodean5163]

I know that it's a old video but it was nice seeing you two interact with each other about a common subject.

[@carlosog5041]

that photo app is hilarious!!! hahahahahaha

[@russellrollain5295]

You guys crack me up.Your wife is AWESOME! I see what you saw in her. Don't ever lose her. She's a diamond.

[@scottmccallum5545]

Great show guys. Really got to see the personality and humor of your wife, i have forgotten her name sorry.

[@Idk-bs6in]

These are always so funny :D, why aren't there more subs or views?

[@tonygriego6382]

Money, family, money, family, money.

[@timothyrafferty477]

You guys are so spot on. Every single thing that you mentioned is so abundantly obvious with Chinese girls. Selfies and food pics。。。。 Never ending. I get new pics or videos sent almost non stop. 够了！

[@rhy8336]

She's adorable😂

[@Doobie386]

You guys are really cute together and the insights are very thoughtful and sincere. We keep watching them (me Dutch and my Chinese girlfriend from Tianjin)!!

[@aarona8631]

Haha great video :)

[@reggiemccoy3265]

Bless You Two Couples For Breaking It Down Step By Step Much Love and Respect God Continue To Protect Y'all.

[@legaleagle7226]

Those bug eyes and pointy chins remind me of something I saw in a horror movie once - nearly threw up then and...

[@tomraven7215]

Love your videos you two😊Keep up the awesome work😊

[@TynanCreations]

I actually enjoyed doing the wedding photos. But then again I didn't have to wear traditional Chinese clothes. . which always look ridiculous on a non-asian guy.

[@djrxmx]

You guys have me so exited about coming to China. Next month I go to Nanning.

[@Zaine2]

I love Asian girls - they are so much more polite, cute, and appreciative than western girls

[@celiaartemis5485]

@Vox Quod Many different. Like chinese buffé!

[@rage8kage]

vivi's knowing mocking tone makes alot of these video watchable, its just much funnier

[@TranceCore3]

4:51 holy shit that's scary

[@timothythehuman3977]

Tech Core ikr

[@Murlock2000]

My twin brother is married to a chinese girl and when they got married nearby shanghai in the middle of the summer then we were also almost dying because of the extreme heat and long photoshoots to get the perfect picture in alot of random places dressed up in suits and then changing to traditional chinese cloths, it was so damn warm !

[@vsalasarcr]

you two are a wonderful couple.

[@paulcapocasa4416]

I am TOTALLY with you on the food photos!! My wife does that all the time....and just walking through the supermarket is painful, everything has to be looked at. haha.

[@awegahn]

I can attest to all of it... but isnt a "sunbrella" really called a "parasol"?

[@shakespeare_hall4788]

also can be a Parachute !

[@wilkifrog6]

I hate those filter apps Many post all their pics using them and the worst is when they use them on dating websites

[@limitless1692]

This video was hilarious 😂

[@mathewdavis-adventuresandd6643]

That was fun to watch. Thanks.

[@MrPipvampire]

hilarious, You're a lucky guy. Your missus is a darling.

[@blackkoganinja5093]

watched ya on the bike tour through china here in ohio on the discovery channel. dude great video im still laughing.

[@markm2771]

Who the hell knows what any woman wants? Cross culture expectations leave a dry spot on my brain. At least you two have two common languages. You can argue bilingually. (Tell us how that works). I enjoy what you are doing all around. The laowhy86, Vivi videos, Churchill, and the stuff you both do with Winston. Thanks for taking the time to give us a small window into life in China.

[@jamesleach7470]

Agree 1,000 percent.

[@petereese7404]

You two have a great chemistry. Entertaining vids and very informative; please keep them coming!

[@AmazingPhilippines1]

Very entertaining, funny and true. Whiteness is sought by many Asians from India throughout SE Asia also. Whitening products and services in the Philippines are in every store, including 7-11. I visited China 9 years ago and almost moved there. Love the Chinese people.

[@ngrobert5054]

is pinoy

[@natalievegas]

I love the honesty of how you both talk 👍😊

[@johnwright449]

asian woman are awesome.

[@andyrivas3599]

John Wright and super sweet too don't forget that Sergeant

[@halildogan6435]

Hahahah. Chinese girls who live in germany absolutely do the same things. This video made me laugh so hard. Thank you so much for entertaining us.

[@zilonghuang1959]

Your wife is very cute ~ You are a very good couple!

[@agrocons]

Enjoying your videos a lot, thanks :). btw the word umbrella comes from the latin word for shade = umbra

[@joshuabray37]

Oh man, the wedding photos were the worst! We had to do it twice, because the first pictures were terrible. It ended up being 2, 14 hour days. And, I'm a big guy, so, none of the cloths fit.

[@laowhy86]

Such bad memories

[@jasoncramer6198]

Lol. I got married in the US and it was a very small wedding. We snapped a few pics of course, but no photo shoot. No - we had to save that for our first trip to China together. My wife hired this company to do this HUGE photoshoot that took from early morning til late at night - probably a 16 hour day if I had to guess. Most of the photos actually turned out great and we're really glad we had it done, but she hated so many photos that she had probably half of them deleted almost immediately. Then the rest we had them photoshop to make us look better. The hardest part of the shoot was the underwater one which was her favorite. She has a name that basically means ocean, so naturally she loves water. She had no trouble being in it (although maneuvering in it was almost impossible for her), but I (in spite of generally having no issues in water) kept choking on water and gulping it down because she would take so long getting in position, and then she wouldn't get it right so we'd have to keep doing it all over again. I nearly drowned and she tells me she wants to go do it again!

[@conradventa2539]

Joshua Bray qqd

[@halvardlundnorway]

This is a really glad video. Excellent tv work.

[@NoNamenoonehere]

It's not about white it's about untanned skin.

[@michaelquintana678]

i like tans better

[@calebstevens8269]

No its about white, thats why they put pure white paint on their face

[@wahyungchow8589]

I am one of your subscriber, your and your friend (the english teacher) videos let me positive, stay awesome, I know you will

[@generalzod7959]

skinnier does not automatically equal prettier. a woman with a fit, shapely bod beats those toothpick chicks everytime.

[@forgotmyun]

General Zod yeah, I’d prefer to have a figure with curves. Gotta work for that hourglass!

[@aristoclesathenaioi4939]

A number of the points can be rolled up into a single principle that I learned long ago from my wife. "What women want most is to eat as much as they want of whatever they without getting fat."