Top 7 jokes Colin Jost made about Trump at White House Correspondents’ Dinner

[@youlandaJF1145]

Fox saying Trump sleeping in court is because he’s anti-woke was hilarious! 😂

[@ftswarbill]

*Joe Biden raping Ashely Biden in the shower when she was 11 is hilarious, isn't that right Biden voter?*

[@Lonewolfmike]

Maybe his lawyers are hiding hid Adderall to keep him sedated. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ftswarbill]

@@Lonewolfmike *That's Biden you r3tard.*

[@roberthevern6169]

I think tht may be exactly what's happening!

[@judd442009]

Biden is the decent POTUS. Vote for DECENCY and the preservation of DEMOCRACY.

[@CrazyBoomerDude]

That's Right, Vote Blue So We Can All Get Screwed For Four More Years!

[@D.A.OhK.]

​@@CrazyBoomerDudeWe, a long with the past four Democrats, have been screwed by the massive messes left by Republicans. We would be so much worse off if Trump had stolen 2020.

[@misterjj779]

We all got screwed over during the Trump presidency. Unless you think watching Elite Trump and his Elite rich friends get super rich while 1 million Americans died on ventilators and 20 million lost jobs was great for you

[@bjornstahle4652]

@@CrazyBoomerDude LOL you enjoyed the Covid-19 Lockdown that trump put us through? You enjoyed learning that Trump added 40% to the Nation debt? You enjoy the fact that Russia and Chinese agents had their eyes on top secret documents at Mar-a-lardo? Do you enjoy the fatc that 10% of the US population has an effective IQ of less than 83. Do you enjoy the fact that 10% of the US voter population are dedicated MAGA voters?

[@mick8669]

If you want to preserve Democracy, you must vote for Trump, because Biden is leading us into a socialist, communist dictatorship!

[@michaelbayer5094]

Jost did not have the audience on his jokes but won them over on the poignant story of his grandfather, (to Biden) "he voted for you because you're a decent man". America, that's how easy your choice is. Decency v. the epitome of indecency.

[@mv28]

Trump it is. 🇺🇸

[@stevecarson4162]

@@mv28 : REALLY?? You think Trump is DECENT, when a jury found him guilty of raping E.Jean Caroll, AND he banged a porn star when his THIRD WIFE had just given him a son??? (He cheated on ALL his wives repeatedly, and he was a buddy of Jeffrey Epstein.)

[@T_157-40]

Decency Vs Evil

[@ForCrynOutLoud]

Jost did not have the audience on his jokes because he's not funny, I will however admit that the descent man line was hysterical. The only people that believe that live under a rock in the middle of the Sahara Dessert, that's what makes it funny.

[@stevecarson4162]

@@ForCrynOutLoud : You mean it wasn't funny to YOU to hear him ridicule the bloated orange gasbag you still support, even now. WHAT "descent [sic] man" line? (HINT: Buy a dictionary and use it before you look ignorant in print.)

[@Standardqueso]

The Jimmy Carter joke was golden.

[@JessE-gz1ug]

🤣🤣🤣🤣trump is the love child of the grinch and lorax in his migshot. Made the sketch of trump line even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sunnyvaleria889]

Brilliant. 👏👏👏👏

[@debbiejensen8623]

First of all Trump is pissed because there are no cameras in the courtroom. And you don't really have to try to make Trump look bad he's already there.

[@BaconTomatoCheese]

The courtroom sketch artist need to illustrate the gaseous cloud emanating from his sleeping, rotting corpse to give the American people an accurate picture of what’s going on behind closed doors…

[@claremurray6357]

😅😅😅

[@gr8dvd]

@@BaconTomatoCheese "rotting corpse" life is empty without dreams 😀 … justice requires this happens behind bars.

[@justsayin...2784]

" . . . and the race is TIED?" Yeah, my favorite of the jokes, but still... ... I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

[@Dnn411]

It’s a tough room…

[@stevecarson4162]

Considering that a big chunk of those people support the bloated orange gasbag, it's not surprising that they looked so grumpy at the jokes at his expense.

[@UncleMikeNJ]

That's why Trump hasn't been in that room since Obama smacked him in 2011. Trump can't handle a tough room.

[@stevengeorges9046]

It's hard to judge. Without microphones properly placed, you can make an enthusiastic crowd sound asleep.

[@ALT-vz3jn]

He went too easy on Fat Smelly Orange Farter 😂

[@rick_222]

Obsessed with the orange man?

[@ThirtyYearstoolate]

@@rick_222 Everyone loves a train-wreck.

[@ftswarbill]

*Atleast Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joes rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

[@thl205]

@@rick_222 have you remortgaged your house to donate to a billionaire’s legal fund yet?

[@roberthevern6169]

Thanks God we didn't perfect 'smellavision'!!!!

[@lizl6514]

Amazing job! I can see the ketchup on the wall wherever Tantrum Trump is!

[@JakNekon]

Fantastic

[@pegf.8066]

As the grinch wound say "STINK STANK,STUNK " !!!!!

[@gp1683]

Very well done Colin!

[@ftswarbill]

*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

[@michaelhernandez3041]

Joe and Colin were on fire ...farting himself awake in court .😂😂..Rupert Murdock stepping down from fox news...I didn't think there was anything lower than fox news..😅😅😅

[@user-ij6vg8xq2r]

Colin Josthansson killed it. 😂

[@ftswarbill]

*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

[@roberthevern6169]

Good one! I'd never heard that!!

[@laurirohr5364]

Colin was savage...I Frikken loved it!!💙💙💙👍

[@ftswarbill]

*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

[@dorotheahouston1962]

Colin was amazing!❤❤❤

[@DarksouIjah]

Trump would be crying. Biggest cry baby in modern history.

[@fhl1369]

Colin Jost is amazing and truthful

[@ftswarbill]

*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

[@claremurray6357]

Brilliant!!!

[@MrGriff305]

These weren't the top jokes, but way to overhype it and set up the comment complaints

[@TheFMHatter1986]

I love how the audience doesn't know what to think about the Diddy joke

[@JL-re1rx]

EXCELLENT

[@d.l.sosnik2135]

who here also at the end of this video, did a quick mind check with a visual mash-up of the Grinch and the Lorax ?

[@54mgtf22]

Colin Jost. Legend.

[@derrickstorm6976]

There were all jokes we've been hearing on the Late Show's for the last 3 years lol

[@Vince_F]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂‼️

[@MS-jh4zt]

I don’t understand why everyone gets so freaking mad over two 80 year men. The host is funny. It’s perfectly okay to laugh along with people who don’t believe the same thing that you believe. Do y’all honestly think that you can change someone’s whole belief system in a comment section on KZbin? It’s funny. Have a laugh. Lighten up people…they’re two old men.

[@rolandreyna215]

Two old men. Yes. But one can't take a joke without his followers giving death threats to the comedian.

[@1Tomrider]

I wouldn't be too hard on the sketch artists "making tRump look bad," given how bad he actually looks in RL - inner self oozing out?

[@Freakears]

If he were in better health, Jimmy Carter really could win this thing. He has the respect he deserves now, which he inexplicably lacked in 1980.

[@Metal.mike89]

Trump *CoLiN jOsT bOmBeD!!!* 😭

[@CarmenSantana-jn3nb]

Lol truth

[@PureBleachFilms]

This was pretty soft

[@jeffschwehr6750]

Perhaps this video was too many short clips. Jost's jokes were pretty good, but we didn't get to enjoy audience reactions.

[@TomFalletti]

Thank you. Vote blue. 🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@marcus_ohreallyus]

That act was pretty lackluster

[@jpyoung9259]

They should just calls this a democrat function

[@mcemtpockets1775]

1:02 jimmy is da man

[@T_157-40]

All comments deserved.

[@gradaloo]

Nice guy but really wasn't up to the task. Michelle Wolfe is more to my liking.

[@Smiley_101]

Listen up colon Collin I likes to see where your career heading after this . Why don’t you speak the truth what all of us working class going through, businesses shut down n super high price of everything .

[@GenRN]

All the ❄️ whining like their orange Jesus is making me just as happy.

[@ftswarbill]

*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

[@nicholasagius6427]

He crushed biden with caution albeit to his face

[@ftswarbill]

@@nicholasagius6427 *He licked Bidens shity ass. Colin is Lefty garbage just like the rest.*

[@bethhayes1]

Jimmy Carter for president!! Haha!!

[@jon2026]

Anti-woke.🤣

[@bubsmp]

Trump living rent free in these dolts heads.

[@mmeduvennet3316]

I want to see the top 7 jokes that were told about this so-called comedian I want to see the jokes about how poor his performance was get Ricky gervais😊

[@Jim-nt7xy]

Mr. Johansson should be more worried about his crappy jokes that fell flat during the Dinner,

[@CarlosBayon-ti5fd]

Really disgusting. The lower point in his career. "BIDEN A DECENT MAN " is not even funny.

[@stacyhackney6100]

I thought some of his jokes were funny. Comedians say stand up is hard. I believe them.

[@eskuriad]

Not great, must not have had his SNL writers.

[@tristancharbonneau5241]

Go collin

[@ftswarbill]

*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

[@valkimura1053]

Meh. Jost gave a cringe performance anyway, so why didn't they hire Michele Wolfe again this year to poke fun at the deaths in Gaza? She already has a track record at being inappropriate and disgusting for the pleasure of that out of touch audience.

[@karmaforsale2334]

Does the sketch artist sketch the farts.... because how else do they know he is farting?.... weird. He was not funny at all. The Diddy joke was tasteless.

[@TheMamonti1]

Haley Voters....... she knows your calls haven't died....... but "2028" may never come..... Now..... make her hear your calls to protect her chance to be President.... Call for Her endorsement..... of Joe Biden!

[@Adams_Prayer]

We are SLAVES who work 7+ months P/Y to pay taxs. Sin tax, Property tax, Income Tax, Excise tax, Pay roll tax, estate/gift tax, corporate tax, Death tax & Sales tax. All Tax's accept sales must be made illegal. To fund police, schools, roads and border. #Trump2024 #MAGA

[@liberalman8319]

You’re dumb enough to be trump supporter

[@melanieparker]

SCARLETT: Honey, YOU SUCK!!

[@AmericanJohnnyBoone]

Republicans suck.

[@bettertomorrow791]

Well, Colin is the one that gets to go home with Scarlett every night. Yea, you suck.

[@frinoffrobis]

anti-woke lmao

[@cindysimpson6428]

PAUSE.............

[@dennismorris3254]

Michael che is the funny one he

[@GayleAllen-RINO]

I love POTUS Biden...

[@ftswarbill]

*At least Trump never jumped in the shower naked and fondled any of his kids, unlike Joke Biden.* *High Food and Gas prices from Creepy Joe's rampant inflation already got Trump re-elected.*

[@nicholasagius6427]

You're sped

[@nicholasagius6427]

Cult level comment

[@ftswarbill]

@@nicholasagius6427 *Democrats are the biggest cult. You Idiots are paying just as much high prices as Republicans and you dummies thank Joe for it and want 4 more years of it. Talk about a cult.*

[@liberalman8319]

@@nicholasagius6427like you guys have room to talk 🙄

[@tristancharbonneau5241]

You are the man

[@juansequitur]

yikes

[@melanieparker]

That's what scarlett said on their honeymoon when she saw his size. LMAO!

[@fcon1350]

@@melanieparkerwowww good one. I bet your super funny at parties 🤡

[@AmericanJohnnyBoone]

Yikes, but true!

[@ricardosalazar5743]

BORING

[@curtisheron8858]

Was this supposed to be comedy ?

[@aaronchandler2380]

This guy isn’t very funny…

[@kietsabrown8657]

Sorry for truth

[@ftswarbill]

*Democrats know no truth, only lies like "The Economy is doing Great!" as banks and companies are collapsing. Hell Rite Aid just said they are closing 400 locations because of Creepy Joes inflation.*

[@mick8669]

Surprised he didn’t make any Sh*ts and Giggles jokes, now that would have been funny!

[@FrankyFixIt]

The only truthful and funny burn was about Biden falling up the steps!! 🤣🤣

[@thepaulusmaximus]

Well howdy thar, Jebediah! Bout time for one of those good ole kool aid enemas! Now lets see that pretty little butt of yours!

[@billytheweasel]

Half of America isn’t

[@AmericanJohnnyBoone]

Half of America must be evil, stupid, or both to vote for Trump. Trump is a selfish POS.

[@mesaeddie]

I guess you aren't a math major . Just another whiny loser.

[@ftswarbill]

*More than half, Democrats are leaving in droves to support Trump because food and gas are too damn high.*

[@sparkyjerred419]

Remember when families could afford groceries.

[@ALT-vz3jn]

Quit being an idiot. Grocery prices have been rising ever since the existence of grocery stores.

[@ivankolinic5679]

Cuz it certainly wasnt under trump

[@spacedye2001]

I remember that store shelves were empty during Trump.

[@AmericanJohnnyBoone]

You just told the world that you are a LOSER!

[@ClowderOf3]

Remember when food companies weren't controlled by a few corporate conglomerates and couldn't price fix?

[@user-ol9vl7ul1s]

Not that funny at all, really poor delivery.

[@ivankolinic5679]

Colin Jost is like Rishi Sunak in his remarks, ignores the cost of living and his only good two punchlines include the predecessor of the man who he is talking about, and the economy. Thw difference is that he didnt get slapped with a fine for breaking his own rules, which makes Sunak and Johnson surprisingly similar to trump, and that he is actually funny, and doesnt have to use the whip go illicit laughter from his mps

[@AmericanJohnnyBoone]

The bottom line is that Trump is an a**hole, he will lose AGAIN, and he will spend the rest of his miserable life in prison. That is the punchline.

[@BaconTomatoCheese]

Yep… Colin Jost bombed! All over the dumpster…

[@stevecarson4162]

You mean the Republicans in the audience didn't like their guy being ridiculed? THERE's a shocker....

[@liberalman8319]

During sleepy don term he wouldn’t even go to this event because he is too thin skinned and couldn’t take a joke. We could, we had that doofus as president.

[@jadapinkett1656]

Rich frat boy attempts to be funny

[@ThirtyYearstoolate]

Don't forget, he's married to Scarlett Johansson too. Green is an ugly look, Vlad.

[@Pokarot]

"Rich frat boy attempts, and succeeds, to be funny while triggering RINO's" Fixed that for ya.

[@Rasmos]

How do you listen to these jokes and still vote blue? Half of the jokes, he's hitting Biden, too. And it's not like it's all in good fun. It is legitimately concerning that we are questioning the mental well-being of ANY leader. Be it, Trump, Biden, or Fetterman. It shouldn't even be a question. If your mental capacity is flawed, if you cannot publicly speak, if your age is affecting your decision making, the American people deserve the right to replace you as leader.

[@walterjohnson67]

How do you vote red ?

[@betomontemayor7369]

The Republican Party can't even run their own house and you want to vote red.

[@starpawsy]

SOme of these were not funny at all.

[@scottmurray4689]

Sorry, Colin just sucks

[@CrazyBoomerDude]

Urnalism

[@rick_222]

Just recycled jokes about the orange man, boring.

[@viewer7200]

Is that supposed to be funny ? Even the most liberal and woke-indoctrinated audience could hardly squeeze a laugh at these lame and cringe jokes pandering endlessly to Joke Biden.

[@Nrsesand1]

Is that all you have to talk about is Donald Trump?

[@shereesheree7735]

For real!! American media is dead anyways!!

[@ivankolinic5679]

Considering how fucked up trump is as a candidate, yea

[@AmericanJohnnyBoone]

Trump is an a**hole that has given standup comics plenty of material. FDT

[@AmericanJohnnyBoone]

​@@ivankolinic5679Thank you! 💯 correct.

[@ThirtyYearstoolate]

Send E. Jean Carroll another check.

[@Inpreesme]

Poorly presented and the material was just not funny

[@nksarwath]

He was never really funny. Ignoring genocide makes it worse. Shameful

[@Fernandoc24]

Go north korea, commie

[@teresaaguilar316]

Wow this was so lame

[@DianneForPeaceAndLove]

Not funny

[@ALT-vz3jn]

Cry harder, he’s hilarious 😂

[@ivankolinic5679]

Imagine saying someone isnt funny because he made fun of a geriatric skeleton who has committed more crimes than Boris Johnson

[@Nrsesand1]

Agreed

[@AmericanJohnnyBoone]

​@@Nrsesand1Sourpuss. I thought it was HILARIOUS and FDT.

[@ThirtyYearstoolate]

Humour rarely translates into ORC!

[@iowanation1034]

He has weired teeth!

[@summertime_blooz]

Jost stinks!

[@dt8762]

There's no better joke to world than Biden as President

[@BlueJazzBoyNZ]

Great Jokes Terrible Delivery... You would think he had never done a routine S.N.Live

[@asphyxiafeeling]

Remember when the correspondent's dinner was about speaking truth to power? Those days are long gone. Compare this to Stephen Colbert's performance, it isn't close

[@ricopedrajrs]

Whatever