Tosh For Kids! 🤡- Tosh.0

Daniel becomes an older brother, takes David back to the Dentist, and saves a flatulent boy from detention.
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About Tosh.0:
Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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[@jeffreytackett3922]

I am always in awe how Tosh manages to make everything funny without bashing people or outright insulting them, most of the time. He is so quick, and finds a lane beside everyone he deals with.

[@davwill154]

He is a natural. Def one of the best interviewers out there.

[@sheeeitmayn4384]

cause he isnt some hollywood hack comedian lol

[@YourMorningWalk]

⁰

[@sumguy540]

Tru dat.

[@tommyboy43]

Br😮

[@GeoRell]

This man gave that little boy the whole brother experience. He's such a hidden gem. I wish more ppl thought so

[@williambenson1477]

tosh donates his time to make a wish. he spends time with sick/terminal kids. they ask for him a lot actually. reportedly, he's pretty awesome with it...

[@heirrose1606]

hidden gem? his show took entire pages on channel guides it was on a loop so much

[@lk4871]

Exactly my sentiment

[@BobbySacamano]

The Mormon parents' look of concern when the brothers were signing the legal documents was hilarious and scary. I feel like they filmed all those scenes in backwards order.

[@curtislindsey1736]

When the kid tells Tosh that his favorite comedian is Jeff Dunham, the look is just priceless.

[@justinklenk]

That restraint, when his fundamental sense of order in the Universe is under threat... EPIC. ✔️🙏

[@eazyridin7283]

I spit my drink

[@patron40silver]

First puppet guy I thought of was Robert Smigle. 🐶

[@riverraisin1]

@@patron40silver That had to be who the kid meant.

[@gadaffitoohottie1231]

The John Witherspoon cameo ❤

[@18763332]

I love how the sister of the N64 kid copies his excitement but you can tell she has no idea what he is so excited about.

[@blakecorea1512]

I was thinking the same lol it's the little sibling thing ya happy when ya older bro or sis is happy and vice versa lol it was touching lol

[@Zanroff]

I noticed that too!

[@dannygreen5477]

Little faker.

[@casey8083]

Can't lie, it was really cool of ICP to do a redemption with the kid.

[@kevynhansyn2902]

I was never a fan of ICP, but that was pretty funny.

[@kurodon8533]

One of my most vivid memories from elementary school in the 90s was the kid next to me telling me ICP lyrics from different songs.

[@Lovicide]

Wouldve been even funnier if eminem showed up or something

[@DabuDave]

@@Lovicide they squashed that back when proof was alive.

[@leonh619]

they make such awful music, but you can't deny they support their fans...

[@DabuDave]

As someone who was a juggalo at 14 i shed a tear seeing Violent J and Shaggy just make this kid a Juggalo legend.. for real whoop whoop

[@user-qn9qm8qz6k]

What do you juggle?

[@JackOLanter]

You mean a Juggalegend?

[@beepthestrongestwarrior8746]

Yikes dude. I think I'd rather my kid be a furry than a juggalo

[@DabuDave]

@@beepthestrongestwarrior8746 how about a furry juggalo?

[@beepthestrongestwarrior8746]

@@DabuDave mother of God

[@hussydahustla]

“Who’s the most famous person you met?” “You” “I needed that”

[@sgpwarrior2013]

Man, the scene of Tosh and his Mormon brother bonding was so wholesome.

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Good thing that wasn't a chocolate cake... otherwise dad be the one crying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tosh you'll always be Comedy Central's Best! Thanks for making us Laugh.

[@peppereater3028]

W Best comment of the day! 🤣

[@jupiterdeluna7706]

DEVIL' FOOD 😂

[@eddydiaz5005]

Ur funny as well dawg or should i say mr w

[@youtube.commentator]

Lmao

[@oneDonly]

Hay, that was good.

[@BammyQ]

Tosh can rip someone to shreds but is also damn wholesome with children! 🤩

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

That's how he gets them in the van

[@Lovicide]

@@ClaytonBigsby01 I really hope Todd Glass isnt in that van too

[@corkyvanderhaven3391]

Except for the extras whose parents allow them in those skits But, can give it to ya both ways Just keepin it ReeL

[@joshuadowdle9691]

That was pretty adorable when he went to shake the kid's hand and the kid thought he just wanted to hold hands.

[@bobbygreensmoke486]

It's cool seeing the kids have fun

[@ezrabrewer294]

The Juggalo kid looked like he was going to sound 30 but clearly I was wrong

[@sherlockwatson101]

“ITS NOT A THINKING JOKE” fucking hysterical

[@depmaudoofal74]

Tosh is the man. The ICP cameo was badass.

[@bradleysmith9431]

That kid has the potential to be a beast! He is huge, and he doesn't even have hair on his legs yet...

[@depmaudoofal74]

@@bradleysmith9431 lol. You’re right.

[@stpbasss3773]

@@bradleysmith9431 considering when that episode aired he probably already is a beast now lol

[@Under-Kaoz]

If you have down syndrome, sure. Super badass.

[@DonBair]

"I like tudols" got nuthin on "They wanted to rail my sister"! I know funny, and THAT's funny!

[@Weoutherewildin]

You’re not funny, but I’m sure you know that.

[@kevynhansyn2902]

I'm on your side Don, i also found that funny as well.

[@vontablack8825]

When that kid said she has a crooked eye i lost it

[@frocat5163]

"Little Orphan Danny" got me good.

[@TheSnowboardGuyBreezy]

Daniel Tosh is my favorite. Period. Kept me out of some dark places and lead me down to even darker ones but I love it!! Thank you Tosh

[@CONEHEADDK]

You might "need" some Jeselenik

[@juangringo3906]

I hope your dad returns from the 2am cig run 8yrs ago. He probably just got kidnapped. 😂

[@petemitchell6788]

Slit vertically

[@TheSnowboardGuyBreezy]

@@petemitchell6788 I’m trying

[@recoveringbeautifully4920]

Hope you're still shining bright

[@kris242]

I feel like Tosh would be the greatest dad ever. He's so damn good with kids lolol

[@smokinjoecool9370]

31:10 The juice boxes in a brown paper bag... 😄

[@jdawg3629]

Where was the Mitch McConnell picture?? He's the turtliest of all turtles

[@michaeltobias3110]

President of the 🐢 club. Lol

[@BrownBrown270]

Turtle turtle

[@WhoBeSilly]

No, he's more like a turkey.

[@StephySon]

That’s an insult to turtles. Turtles are innocent and friendly creatures

[@mo55yoakgaming52]

RIP John Witherspoon. His cameo was hilarious

[@blakecorea1512]

Pops !!

[@Sigmundfrued]

Time stamp?

[@NoName-vq3zo]

I am not trying to bash a kid but that black kid had barely any remorse and I didn't think his responses regarding his behavior were scripted. As a matter of fact, Tosh WAS trying to make him realize his mistake but he was like he would do it again if he got half a chance. Is it cultural? Environmental and the role models in it? I wish him the best and hope that he has grown up to be a model citizen with a great future ahead of him. I am just trying to understand that jaded, nonchalant brazen attitude, at such a young age, as an observer.

[@jlyons1107]

Look him up... He did no better.

[@davewilliams1693]

Daniels interviews look effortless..

[@Keegeth]

25:29 I love Daniels laugh 😂

[@laratheheavy]

It cracked me up at 9:04 when the cameras looking around the turtle room

[@Roger-tv7sf]

RIP pops you'll be missed

[@AJones101ful]

RIP Mr.Whiterspoon!

[@leevilla8814]

R.I.P. Pops

[@lawslugger]

Of course a Mormon dad is gonna pick favorites with kids, he can even pick a favorite wife

[@ballind4548]

“It’s weird how the threat of violence helps you regain your balance”- best part of this vid

[@littbitterst2328]

Bless ICP for helping this kid to redeem himself!! Love em

[@nicolebogda1482]

Dayum I miss me some fresh Tosh! But I’ll take reboots any day.

[@BellaLu26]

I love how the mormon dad doesn't even hesitate to announce his favorite 🤣🤣

[@sketchyraptor92]

What's up with Daniel getting kids to lick 9volt batteries? Lol

[@kaleloz2868]

ICP & tosh making that kid’s dream come true . That’s dope AF

[@Tonyhouse1168]

His stand-up about jet skis is awesome!

[@pearlgussman3466]

I remember leaving the dentist loaded when I was a kid and had my step mom laughing hysterically on the drive home. I don't know what I was saying but remembering watch her laugh and laugh it had to have been hilarious.

[@cenoflame21]

I bet we all knew an ICP kid in middle school.

[@michaeltobias3110]

I was the ICP kid in middle school. 😀😀😀

[@calibomber209]

I went to hs in Arizona and there was a lot of them.

[@elizangelacosta9891]

''its turtle soup'' LMAO

[@GIGAFAT3]

RIP Mr. Witherspoon

[@Pedro-tl7jg]

Sprints 20 feet, nearly dies. Hilarious

[@charleslast9020]

I truly hope Daniel has kept in contact with the turtle kid. That guy could have a very bright future in the biz

[@lemifap2369]

I wish they left in the part where the N64 kid leaves a voicemail asking when he’s gonna get the SeaDoo lmao

[@emilykaczor6757]

Say THANK YOU. Like a normal person.

[@cap10zomb]

"Dont nobody come to the back of the bus for 35 to 45 minutes."

[@Livelaughlimpbizkit]

I love that the dad took the contract before the kid was able to sign it

[@DesertDweller1776]

So much nostalgia

[@danielmeuler2877]

Yertle The Turtle is By far the Best and most underrated Children's Story from My childhood.

[@shittyshow]

32:00 XD that kid's got some tremendous natural delivery

[@Petra999]

I remember the Mormon one lmao

[@XselfwillrunriotX]

love the fact Tosh gave that kid the chance to meet SHaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay, thats pretty damn cool. Tosh is a legend

[@RLomoterenge]

I like how they are appalled by Daniel’s suggested names but their kid’s names are just as bad!

[@emilykaczor6757]

They cut the best part. The n64 kid called tosh several times stating he never received his waverunner. But the condition was he had to say “thank you” and he never did 😂😂

[@conors8117]

I'm not really an ICP fan but I do think it's cool that they have a good relationship with their fans

[@BX-Fish]

The n64 kid was so me in the 90s with a super nintendo lmfao

[@jettyeddie_m9130]

Same dude but me with a used sega genesis with sonic the headghog game , I was STOKED !!

[@BX-Fish]

@@jettyeddie_m9130 I miss the days of peaceful console wars

[@scabcrawler632]

@@jettyeddie_m9130 earthworm jim all the way

[@dickbuffman594]

I grew up Mormon and when he asked the questions about attending church, I knew every answer they were gonna give.....

[@MaidenHelll]

I did not grow up in the mormon community, and I knew every answer 😅

[@jasonjewell1667]

My favorite thing about his is how he can shat on people like "Slumming it with the poor" Then giving a kid a high five and saying "I needed that"😂

[@jonhohensee3258]

I LOVE that he didn't let turtle boy win the race.

[@watsonlitchfield2306]

I don't care how old I get, it's always going to be funny when someone farts. Especially if it's me. I'll be 55 in two weeks. I used to drink lots of Guinness and eat plenty of kimchi over the weekend, and then I would try to get as close to the front of the PT formation for the Monday morning run as I could. I like to think that I was a motivating factor for people to be quick. Monday was Battalion PT, so it was a 12 mile run. Those were the best days of my life, and possibly the worst for everyone behind me.

[@MrBraffZachlin]

that kid's favorite movie is meatballs 2; now that is good parenting!! he will be a cultured man when he is older

[@armadillospaz]

What’s wild is it thought it was Rosa Farts at first, but really it was Fartin Luther King, Jr.

[@armadillospaz]

23:26

[@dandylionriver]

The battery tester! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saltycomet]

"on a budget" *Having 5 kids and no sign of stopping*

[@nickburleson9555]

Dudes I've said it so many times tosh is the only other person that could play dead pool.

[@andycruzatx3387]

He would be a different but very funny and good deadpool now that you mention it, But Ryan is so perfect for deadpool it is unreal.

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

I think you need muscles for that role but yeah he would be great besides that

[@ticket2space621]

@@andycruzatx3387 would be a funny spoof movie for sure. Like "superhero movie" and "scary movie"

[@nopeISdope96]

They got an interview with Latarian Milton. To me, that’s legendary. The kid is like a human marvel. The Boondocks based an episode around his character, calling him like pure evil. Kinda sad how he says here he wants to be a fireman when he grows up. Looks like his life choices steered him in another direction, unfortunately. I wish the best for Latarian.

[@erikfrankfurt4650]

He got arrested for carjacking. No joke.

[@Krisrye101488]

Parents failed their kids on not only names, but how to shake a dang hand

[@BobbySacamano]

The fucking exhale after Jeff Dunham made me burst.

[@KyleJB007]

That kid ain’t gonna be saying he doesn’t like girls when he’s older.

[@sirclarkmarz]

How dare you assume his sexuality , that's not very woke of you.

[@rgaud8]

@@sirclarkmarz How dare you gender that child. The both of you make me sick.

[@ticket2space621]

@@rgaud8 for all you know the kid could be a 57 year old woman on the inside. Grow up bigot

[@loganjackson7746]

@@ticket2space621 And yet you continue the abuse by labeling them a "kid" in the same sentence? Ugh. Better luck next time gestapo

[@ddi_spec]

crazy how the threat of violence makes you regain your balance 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@later_skateboards]

Can CC re-reverse that 4 season cancellation? We miss tosh.0.

[@petemitchell6788]

Kid broke his arm on the trampoline 😂

[@BlueFlame]

Tosh literally has no chill

[@sloanramon6004]

Are we not gonna sweat the fact that this kid's favorite movie is "MEATBALLS 2"?.

[@exitscreaming]

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 = hardcore

[@princesssprinklesthecat4192]

If it was a chocolate cake, the dad would be crying.

[@coreyvega6145]

"Gangsta's first" 😂

[@gregoryw6136]

The farting kids dad was a great sport, that was a wholesome bit.

[@ihatesnowflakes2537]

Lmfaooo the jugalossss

[@littbitterst2328]

Somehow i dont think he REALLY meant Jeff Dunham. Im guessing his favorite comic is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 😂😂

[@k8ball666]

“Yeah I like paisley” and his smile I just 🥲

[@Condy247]

Crooked eye 🤣🤣☠

[@alecnolastname4362]

“tosh for kids” two can play at that game, let me light up again.

[@EvieTighti3]

That mormon wife is studying EVERYTHING. Shes like preditory with her eyes and you can see her calculating and ignoring what tosh is saying to her son

[@phasm42]

I hope turtle kid gets to meet Clint's sulcata tortoise *Big Daddy* someday.

[@davidblue3942]

Five dollars each, or three for twenty bucks! Priceless!

[@maxiepattie85]

Grew up in Culver City and love to see them outside

[@beepthestrongestwarrior8746]

The Illinios joke made me laugh not sure why

[@abelgonzalez2243]

Yes! I was searching for the N64 Kid redemption!

[@Condy247]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[@landi2244]

Oh man, that scene at the Mexican restaurant was great.

[@Mr.Unknown1525]

This man got John witherspoon in a skit. Absolute legend 💪🏾

[@user-mz6iv8ps6c]

I’m pretty sure you’re the funniest comedian alive.

[@dannygreen5477]

I felt for that kid, he already has two sisters lol. Also imagine how desperate a News station must be to do a story on a kid farting on a bus...

[@stanleykinzinger]

this is hilarious

[@johnroyer9069]

i had the vision daniel visits the state prison to inverview the murderer caught on tape web redemption. a few things come to mind including the kid caught between awake and dream. part two of actors being subliminaly programed prior to performance. news papers are obsolete yet still readily available thanks to recycling in various townships. more later, thank you for the laughs.

[@watsonlitchfield2306]

The N64 Kid is straight up legit. This is the first time that I've ever used all of those words together in the same sentence.

[@christophmetcalfe7736]

Tosh is a killer.. the man is 🔥!!!!!

[@rayalison1234]

Tosh is the funniest person ever

[@larrbaII]

35:00 ICP would be proud.

[@dougriech6561]

If you had to rate your driving on a scale of 1 to 10, what was it?............"cool " ahahahah

[@pearlgussman3466]

He's so happy I cried,then and just now.