My AV Guy - John Alfano | Tosh Show

[@lukemeacham1282]

I like that Tosh has a group of friends he's kept for years. Pretty cool.

[@tempsitch5632]

You’re easy.

[@itsROMPERS...]

At least that thousand-dollar remote has its own leather-lined drawer.

[@nocheapdopamine725]

😂😂😂

[@JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81]

Hahaha beat me to it!

[@AbbiZika]

Daniel is absolutely a cat in the hat type character 😂 that was so funny

[@aaronha994]

Lol, and when he wore that red and white stripe shirt, it was like where's Waldo ???? And boom cat in the hat guy pops out with jokes. That's why he is wealthy and most are not. Good job tosh, love the show.

[@willisattack]

I’ve never heard anyone described like that, but I’m gonna use it

[@1nvisible1]

*"Meemaw, is that you in that leopard print cardigan?"*

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

Perfect way to explain him. Lmao

[@spencercar8080]

Tosh is like the wacky neighbor in a sitcom. He pops in by surprise. He does wacky stuff like hide cake under his hat. He's always stirring up mischief with his pranks and antics.

[@sas1974]

It's hilarious how Tosh passes out the gifts and immediately demands the guest gets the shit off the table.

[@Botched_Toe]

When Eddie is giving his father's eulogy, Daniel should shout Shanalzagus x3. Test his commitment to the bit.

[@TortureMeat]

😂😂😂😂 that’s so fucked, he has to do it 😂

[@jevdetm3780]

Tosh is rocking the Carole Baskin look .

[@christinathein951]

I was going to comment if he had fired his lovely, sweet stylist

[@noahziegler3478]

Tosh dressing like a true Coastal Elite douchebag. Interviewing a contractor he spent more money on to do his lighting plan than most the broke asses watching his show spent on their house. With no shame lol. Love it.

[@ParkerTJames]

I love how after Daniel asked if he was watching them make love over the camera he took a minute and then just didn’t respond 😂

[@kobusswan902]

😅

[@doctormadness6924]

my favorite part 🤣

[@ParkerTJames]

@@doctormadness6924 I just rewatched it for like a 5th time, would make a great out of context clip.

[@mmusibogopane2225]

like he never said no lol

[@Jado-ll7xl]

Yeah, this guy is super creepy.

[@chetjump5744]

I love how Daniel is basically just having on all of his neighbors, like he put a note on a light post in his neighborhood saying come be on my show😂

[@tuesgayy]

?? Only John and Pierre

[@emiluvskodanian4L]

Tosh waiting in this dudes garage waiting to scare him, is too good

[@DogBrainDingus]

Hey Tosh, my Dad and I were huge fans of Tosh.0 so I took him to see you live in Detroit last weekend for Father’s Day. We had a fantastic time, thanks for the great show!

[@TommyP-gt2vy]

You gotta love these conversations tosh has with his friends. Something genuine there.

[@worldeater161]

His son story had me in tears. "Andthenandthenandthen"

[@brandond40]

and they said watobedabagalakas!

[@Veneer22]

'It be short sometimes' had me rolling!

[@_dx_dy]

"Are the rich people in Aspen better or worse than the rich people in Malibu?" "They're the same people. It's their Aspen house or Malibu house..." Ah, nothing like the extreme concentration of wealth.

[@patrickryan5011]

I like how most talk show hosts make themselves the butt of the jokes, but Tosh flips it and tears into every single one of his guests 😂😂 I love this show

[@dlee6985]

They say there’s the left, the right and the rich. That’s why these two can still be friends.

[@noahziegler3478]

1% of the 1% is rumor has it this guy did Epstein's Island

[@johnnymac6178]

I think this was the funniest episode yet. John seems like a great friend with a great personality. Everyone needs 1 friend like this.

[@stephenr85]

And how convenient that your name is john 🤔

[@nicholaskoenig3106]

I concur! So fun.

[@unspoken13]

🤔 suspicious

[@johnnymac6178]

@@stephenr85 not the same John I promise. I wouldn't live in CA for free, not even if I could be neighbors with Daniel. 😂

[@johnnymac6178]

@@unspoken13 Your mom is suspicious. 🤣

[@RevengeAvenger]

The more episodes I watch, the more I respect Pierre.

[@masterpain889]

Pierre part 2. Give the people what they want.

[@bobbygenesis]

So funny to see how they’re like actually friends here, this is a great episode

[@Alex-zi1nb]

tosh roasting his av guys sister in law, this is why i tune in

[@codykenova]

Just saw Tosh live last week. By far the funniest standup event I've been to! I couldnt stop laughing lmao

[@snmnmidld6203]

Stop lyin I didn't see you

[@stephanier1366]

Me too, this is the fourth time I've seen him. He never disappoints!

[@Barely2JZ]

Fresno? Or

[@TRKISH324]

More Tosh n friends. Best fuggin episodes, though all have been top gotdam notch

[@dpthefish6221]

Can we get Pierre to come back cause listening to Tosh talk to friends is probably the funniest shit I get to listen to

[@SirScroggs]

This has to be my favorite episode so far! You two are hilarious together! Keep up the good work

[@hayhow11]

Maybe the best episode yet. Tosh is good medicine. Thanks for the great entertainment !!!

[@kylecummings6893]

Just saw Daniel live in Detroit this past weekend. He was incredible! And Eddie made a fantastic opener!!

[@sunnyb7144]

We saw the Columbus show. It was the best comedy show I've seen to date. It was nonstop laughs.

[@jgr002z6]

Daniel is obsessed with this dudes wife🤣🤣

[@squid_fish]

What’s Heathers @

[@robertlane3565]

He remembered the water on her body only…. Until everything else came back to his memory

[@worldeater161]

They're friends that have known each other for over 20 years. It's called jokes. Busting balls. You absolute panzy

[@johnfalzon]

He finds Daniel hiding in his garage to 'scare' him

[@jgr002z6]

@@johnfalzon😂😂😂 didn’t think about that

[@hawkeye11en1]

I need to hear an hour of stories about the phone calls that he gets from the Malibu moms complaining that Timmy didn't get to pitch on Tuesday night.

[@stephaniem5188]

This cardigan is giving forever 21

[@GSP96]

Forever 31

[@BFCgirl]

For real. My sister has this

[@1nvisible1]

*Forever 71.*

[@crystallionsyndrome2805]

Forever 91

[@IDONTKNOWJEFFERY]

the stories at the end are HILARIOUS

[@lmendonsa7282]

It’s like a little parting gift when the episode ends. I hope he recorded hundreds at this exact age lol

[@IanICee]

Anyone else been watching The Goat? I usually hate reality TV but the show is silly enough for me to enjoy it every week. Last week Joe not being able to balance that book has me laughing so hard I was inaudible.

[@k.fuentes7448]

Only watching because Daniel is the host. He really made me laugh when he came out dressed as a priest. He really says some funny shit..

[@IanICee]

@@k.fuentes7448 all of his vote notes get me hahahaha

[@BryanSolo_1]

Started watching it because of Tosh. Stuck around because of CJ 😍. I’m hooked now and need to know what happens lol

[@The-D-Hoyt]

OMG. The Vietnam hat wearing is on point. For most of my life my dad never wore anything about him being a vet of Vietnam. He rarely talked about it. Has bragged about never using the VA hospital for anything except some dental work when he first got out service. Has mentioned over the yrs how he should call those lawyer infomercials about getting compensation from being exposed to napalm and/or agent orange, but never calls, just talks about it. And then, sometime in past 8-10 yrs he's become obsessed with wearing Vietnam veteran hats. Plus, always asking if he gets a discount when at a restaurant or store.. But all the yrs prior he never acted or talked or presented himself as a vet of Vietnam. I guess it's an age thing.

[@maxherzog3287]

Social media stirred up all the patriotic propaganda, so if you don't behave like that, you must hate America

[@skaughtmc6591]

My dad as well. He started using VA when he needed hearing aids, which they attributed to his time in the Navy. He mentioned to his doctor that over the last several years he noticed every now and then some small little statements people made would make him unreasonably angry. His doctor said the hat wearing, the unexpected anger, talking about Vietnam a lot more, etc is something they’re seeing a lot of in Vietnam vets, and that it’s basically delayed PTSD. He said that generation came back from war and immediately went to work. Now that they’re retiring, they have more time to look back and really think about what they went through.

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

Eddie and Daniel’s relationship is a true bromance. I love it 😂

[@DrSlipperyFist]

No one ever liked the gifts until this guy.

[@MelissasMuttHutt]

John has a "tell" he laughs instead of answering any questions he doesn't want to. Seems like a great real friend to Daniel. Great guest.

[@iamhelenwheels408]

This is one of my favorites so far.

[@jamesward1210]

Eddie fucking KILLED at the beginning. Had me rolled 😂

[@JTAronesty]

its crazy how good this podcast is this long and consistent

[@SuperBladezz]

I went to your Sunday 5:00pm show here in Columbus with my Dad for Father's Day and you were absolutely hilarious! It was my first comedy show and I was so happy I got to see one of my all time favorites! Thanks for adding that second earlier show even though you didn't want to. You the GOAT!

[@ismanovska]

This was his funniest show😂😂😂 love that guy he's a good sport

[@MrBallen]

Loved this one 😂

[@brennaemcculloch229]

Just saw you in Columbus. You and Eddie were hilarious. So cool to see you now after years of Tosh.O and now Tosh show! Best in the business! Happy Father’s Day!

[@parkerhope387]

“Tiny 8,000 square foot house” lol

[@woweeoi11]

Two bros just having a good time

[@itsROMPERS...]

Right now a cougar sipping a spritzer in Santa Monica is chilly.

[@finneganwoolley6557]

🤣

[@johnrau6568]

I just saw Daniel Saturday in Detroit! Eddie was hilarious and Tosh killed it! Always great videos!

[@johnvoit9629]

The kids story at the end was the best 😂😂😂😂 and then and then and then. I just kept hearing tosh in my head say that he and then him to death. Ohhhh man that was great.

[@DawsJosh]

This podcast is just Daniel explaining the best way to spend the wealth I know I will never have. And it's a lot of fun

[@will201084]

Chit more like overpriced for average 😆

[@abramshelley9691]

Josh! I just bought a ticket for the September Vegas show!! I am counting the minutes.. I can’t wait to laugh until I cry!! I love the podcast!! I would be honored to have the pen and a picture with you.

[@ZebulaJams]

As someone who works in IT, knowing clients' passwords is a little strange. Typically, you have a master account to make admin changes rather than knowing each individuals password - which is primarily a security risk for possible disgruntled employees. But perhaps I misunderstood him (I hope so).

[@will201084]

No this guy is mid af robbing wealthy people lol

[@edgythehedgy6661]

This guy does not come off as a ‘tech expert’. So there’s good chance he’s doing things wrong. Too bad there’s not a correlation between intelligence and income

[@Mrkysersose]

Right? "We have a security protocol, where if someone logs in, it makes a carbon footprint of who logged in and for how long". That's....not a security protocol, that's called logging. If this guy is doing this for multiple rich celebrities/people of power, imagine all the dirt he's gathering.

[@sirmaximilian5658]

He said his minimum install starts at $300k and Daniel said “you blew up all my lightbulbs because you didn’t know if it was 120v”

[@Jephre87]

ITS TUESDAY AT 6AM ON THE WEST COAST AND THAT MEANS ITS TIME FOR TOSH SHOWWWWW

[@ParaMarilyn]

i would never wake up at 6am for this, luckily where i am it comes out at 9am.

[@Jephre87]

Same here 😂 and this is a reference to the pit boss episode when Tosh screamed something like this at the beginning😎

[@reid_dreamcatcher6017]

Berberp-berberp-berberp TOSH SHOW 😂

[@Jephre87]

@@reid_dreamcatcher6017 fo show!

[@jamesharris5156]

Fo sho

[@SS3Jake.]

That Cat in the Hat story with the cake is so goddamn adorable ❤

[@fractalbeef]

If I had a 20,000 sq ft house my army of butlers are gonna be turning off the lights

[@Eric-dr5bj]

People are much more expensive to purchase than some technology equipment

[@pxrays547]

@@Eric-dr5bj Depends on how nice your sex dungeon is....;)

[@tardis358]

Plus it's illegal to purchase them in this country.

[@fractalbeef]

@@tardis358 🤣 I was thinking the same thing

[@matthewprice5749]

Daniel, you are getting fleeced by this guy.

[@danthecraftman]

tosh's solo intros are GAS

[@Terragitty]

Best bedtime story yet! Had me cracking up.

[@lisadickson1456]

Saw Tosh and Eddie in Detroit this past weekend! Eddie was hilarious, as was Daniel! Best laughing abs workout I have had in a long time!

[@nicholasgilvin6396]

Another banger of a guest. Keep up the great work guys.

[@SylviaKonefal]

Lol this was the funniest episode so far for me. I loved the stories and the banter between you two

[@fromthebasin]

😂😂😂 i love how you cut Daniel’s rant about how all that smart home bullshit never works right!!! 😂😂😂

[@fellowviewer1095]

Oh my God they did! 😂😂😂

[@wes7949]

Saw Tosh and Eddie two days ago in Columbus, OH! Great show 🔥

[@nobodyever22]

Toshhhhhh…. We saw you at the 5:00 show in Columbus and you’re still my favorite comedian. Also Eddie 🥵

[@Side-yard-shenanigans]

This bedtime story had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@leor.3493]

That was the best bed time story ever!!😂😂

[@caitlannunnally4044]

Was Daniel’s stylist out of town for this eps

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

Meow why would you say that?

[@drunkenmasterii3250]

It seems on part with what he's normally wearing. His stylist makes some... interesting choices.

[@seanv6711]

great episode! av guy seemed cool and the story at the end was the cutest yet! Cheers!

[@howellinnovation]

Hey Daniel! First of all thank you for performing your show in Detroit, Michigan! Extra points for the all the jokes that made the alt-right people sitting next to us look butt-hurt the whole time! Eddie killed it as well! Your show was the the most hilarious I’ve ever seen in my life - tied only with John Oliver. My wife and I laughed our asses off the entire show so much our faces hurt! Bonus question: what is the brand/model/system you use for nanny-cams in your home that don’t connect to the internet? I’d like to set up something similar in my place for my kids as well. Extra bonus question: as we were leaving the Fox Theatre, we saw the stretch limo on the side exit, with a bunch of people waiting, and we continued on and didn’t stop, because we guessed that you thoughts would be “Oh fuck off.” and wanted to respect your space and peace, despite the thought it wold be cool to meet you say hi: Do you like to meet fans, or would you rather those types of people waiting to ambush people after a show, also should just die? 😂

[@MrsMintzPlasse]

That story was pretty intense. 😂 Good episode, I always enjoy the podcast. Saw you perform at Firekeepers and it was a great show! Been a fan since high school, so it was dope to see you in person!

[@andrewlunt7557]

"Is that P Diddy?"😂🤣

[@KevSal]

by far the best night time story, leprechaun really pulled it all together!

[@Jennabeandip]

this guy looked at the camera an uncomfortable amount, like he’s talking directly into my soul 😂

[@BenjaminVaterlaus]

this was my favorite episode ever. I'm so glad you brought a long friend on. This was amazing.

[@EL_Arson]

Eddie killed it with those subtitles.

[@goodpainlive]

Tuesday's with Tosh- the best.

[@magneticpupful]

John is sooo adorable!

[@curtistinsley3710]

Daniel releasing this the day after the Celtics win a championship is cold blooded. True friends

[@nolongerblocked6210]

This guy feels like the king of the upsell, he's got a very used car salesman vibe

[@michaelmeara6776]

And very telling how much he haggled the Gardner, assumed he was trying to overcharge cuz he’s well off cuz that’s all he does to his customers

[@stevehunt914]

We may have to rethink the whole 'only having the guest on once' thing. John's a cool guy!, also, he brings out a great side of you.

[@guslopez5053]

I loved this interview. This was so funny.

[@sethirving8356]

Not sure why but "and then there was so much else" got me good. Pure gold brother.

[@nathantinsley2618]

That was my favorite of all the stories so far

[@stacierathbone1345]

This is the best one yet 😂

[@altohippiegabber]

As a kid back in the 80s I was the family's AV Guy 😁

[@stephanier1366]

Hahaha me too for a short while!

[@mastergwaha]

and probably the remote too since a lot still had the UHF/VHF knobs haha

[@VeronicaAdamsJokeStar]

Happy Tosh Tuesday, everyone! This needs to be a national holiday 😂

[@TRKISH324]

Tosh is awesome, making those kids laugh, being the goofy "uncle".

[@martytayman9138]

This might be my favorite episode. You are a funny dude.

[@johnsheehan2136]

If I say "giraffe" 3 times will your stylist appear?

[@xrodarte82]

This was a great one.

[@frankzbeanz4200]

I love how he excitedly talks about how everything should be smart technology. And later says yea anything that connects to the internet can be hacked 🤷‍♀️

[@Finnchlol]

Thanks for not mentioning Eddie was on tour with you and how well you guys did in Indianapolis despite the state you were in. Love you

[@john6626]

I grew up in tville and around 95-96 I would jog along s carpenter. Some kid would drive by and honk his horn when he was right next to me. Made me jump out of my shoes. I caught a glimpse of him and to this day I think it was tosh.

[@FullFlavorG]

I finally made it on time 🎉 keep it up tosh❤

[@jamesdavis2359]

"You've never been to the sphere?" "I'm just waiting for you to pay for it" is the right response.

[@ChristianBallmer]

Just wanted to say we saw you this past Sunday in Columbus and appreciated you sharing your story about infertility. My wife and I have been on a similar journey the past three years and really appreciated your words on it. Fantastic show and we will happily be that .0002% 😆

[@jerhatfield1]

I love how you can tell Daniel gives him shit constantly, and then John roasts him hard about shitting his pants all the time.

[@robperez86]

It's funny how Daniel HATES his gifts on the table 😂😂😂

[@rbee6507]

This might be the very first Tosh kid story where he was actually really ready for sleep.

[@Harloha]

Yes! Finally! A real, and funny comedian is coming to Honolulu Hawaii. The last good show my wife and I saw was Andrew Schulz in February of 2020. My guess would be that you will perform at the Blaisdell, because it's a big venue, but The Blue Note is an awesome venue. Either way, my wife and I will be there. So excited to finally see a funny comedian perform again after 4 years.

[@SS3Jake.]

Tosh's kid - "It be short sometimes" 😂

[@jaritsu]

lol hell yes @ the jacuzzi work. When I had a pool it occurred to me like the company was just sending out like highschooler looking kids to do the work and it was then I realized that "this can't be very involved" and just watched the guy do it once and then did it myself for the next several years. The secret to keeping the water in check was to just drain it at least every 2 years if not ever year.