Toxic Gossip Train But Every Time Colleen Lies The Vine Boom Plays

I was gonna do with with it speeding up, but it ended up being too fast for my free video editor

[@peppermiinti]

“it was weird” **silence** “i’m a loser” **silence** 💀

[@viscountrainbows2857]

"She's gaslighting, manipulating, oh a narcissist, a rat." *silence*

[@Idkkk320]

I’m sure your disappointmented in my sh•••y little song *silence*

[@Dis_is_Legend]

😭😭

[@solicoli]

not a groomer *vine boom*

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

ALL ABOARD-

[@littleweird4807]

Love how the vine boom plays when she says shes not a groomer but stays quiet when she says shes a loser💪

[@averagetoaster19]

I’m so glad someone noticed that XD

[@nevisnebis1207]

She is both though 🤔

[@mysticmoth1111]

@@averagetoaster19Based edit

[@lobaloxrajobs9354]

@@nevisnebis1207 the catch is vine boom plays when she tells a lie so "i'm not a groomer"BOOM "i'm just a loser" no boom

[@nevisnebis1207]

@@lobaloxrajobs9354 I get it, she says she’s ‘just’ a loser when she is in fact both. 👍

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

I like how it's sped up, just subtly implying that she talked way too fucking much and no one cares LMAO

[@slimestudios9748]

doesn't even really need to be implied tbh

[@yoshisarethebomb]

She make it long to put ads

[@CharacteristicLizard]

"Subtly implying" Nah, no one can stand her voice. Common knowledge.

[@poggorseel]

its actually because shes copyright striking

[@slimestudios9748]

@@poggorseel oh yeah i forgot she's actually expecting people to pay to stream this garbage

[@yoisakikanade_]

honestly the lack of a vine boom in some parts is even funnier than the vine booms itself

[@lowkeyykiraa]

i was getting so weak at the silence after she calls herself a loser lmfaooooo

[@triangularsphere]

@@lowkeyykiraasame also I love ur pfp hxh is my favorite show

[@riverhooson4621]

i could already hear all of them in every spot needed even if they weren't there

[@faerie5757]

I love ur kanade pfp

[@Saturn.7056]

Keep watching this video before it gets taken down- SHE COPYRIGHTED THE SONG 😭😭😭

[@hopesmusicvids]

I love that there's a boom when she picks up the ukalele. Like she hasn't even spoken yet, but you just KNOW

[@averagetoaster19]

I just thought it would be funny

[@Jigglexphysics]

Also the first thing I thought when she picked it up was “I know you fuckin lyin” 🤣

[@chillsuki]

The fact the video is dead silent when she says- "She's gaslighting, manipulating! Ugh! She's a narcissist and a rat!" 💀 And also when she calls her song shitty lmao

[@_Quackerjack]

I love how taking out the ukulele was a lie itself

[@averagetoaster19]

I just thought placing a vine boom over it would be funny

[@Will........]

​@@averagetoaster19and you were so right

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

Your pfp is based as fuck bro

[@xandtheironminer602]

​@@manwhatdoiputhereWhat flag is that? I'm just curious. Edit: Question has been answered

[@lunar_proxy]

@@xandtheironminer602 pretty sure it's the "map" (p3do) or zoo(phile) flag, not sure which, doesn't matter cause they both suck

[@WeegeeMaro]

This is the best thing to come out of her “apology”, the fact she thought a song would be a response to these accusations is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard

[@averagetoaster19]

Fr, unfortunately the timing on the video got off so I may reupload it but yeah.

[@iiiamyrxiii]

fr if I were one of her team members I would've quit what did she think was going to happen after posting this

[@MJGaming57_REAL]

I don’t get why everyone calls it an apology when she denies everything

[@DemiSuaton]

@@MJGaming57_REALshe also didn’t even title the video so that we would know it was about allegations, or the fact it was an apology. It was literally just “hi.”

[@MJGaming57_REAL]

@@DemiSuaton it wasn’t an apology she didn’t apologize for anything

[@maeeeeeeeeeee17]

this video is the only way i could watch her entire apology without dying

[@Emma-do8dt]

I still died tho bc it was 3 am nd I find everything funny when I'm tired

[@mariaserrano3559]

Same same. First time too

[@kymania.c.915]

Plus you have the advantage of not giving her views. I've watched many reaction videos where they show snippets and this video, but intentionally didn't watch her video so she wouldn't get my view. I should once just to dislike it and see read the comments

[@Joeh_]

​@@Emma-do8dtbro late night humor is something else

[@hilton_chloe.e]

@@Joeh_god ikr it’s the best 😭

[@nova42869]

I like how the boom got louder on the “I only wanna talk about the facts”

[@kawasaki_voyagur1700]

lol 💀

[@wthleo]

i swear i dry heave every time she says "my bony little back"

[@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow]

Same because it feels like a dig at Trisha, as Colleen has been seen making lots of body-shaming comments against Trisha, lying to Trisha's face about making those comments and even going as far to showing Trisha’s nudes to her MINOR fans…

[@finn_evander]

@@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow Plus Adam said that he developed an ED because of Colleen's bodyshaming and fatphobia

[@MJFan625Moonwalker]

@@finn_evander, if you develop a whole disorder over someone’s comments, you’re soft as a grape.

[@peridotasadeadbritishmonar7924]

@@finn_evander I think what makes it worse is that the Colleen Ballinger Snark reddit has compiled a lot of evidence that Colleen herself has an ED, and I believe she denied that she had one by saying something along the lines of “I don’t have an eating disorder, I just have disordered eating” (which that doesn’t even make any fucking sense like?????). So like not only could she be trying to upset Adam and Trisha with that line, but is actively shitting on every fan of hers who ever expressed that they were concerned for her health.

[@swagmundfreud666]

And like it could easily rhyme with 'ass' and it feels like it should but no it doesn't

[@20_dionysus_10]

love how the "fart joke" in question is her spreading a minors legs open on a live show then playing a fart sound

[@playdoh658]

She was wearing a dress too so she exposed her too when doing it

[@AnnaVictrix]

And how the whole bit is tricking a teenage girl into getting on her back on the floor with her legs spread wide in the air because it's "yoga," which is something a m0l3ster would do...

[@sparrowtakesflight]

@@playdoh658and apparently after the show men were catcalling Becky and looking at her weird

[@thepearlswirl]

RIGHT!!!

[@seyspectra]

Even if they weren’t a minor, HOW IS THAT FUNNY???💀

[@DistressedCrab]

Thank you for speeding up I can’t do this song for 10 minutes again

[@averagetoaster19]

Of course!

[@candycoloredprotagonist]

its honestly even funnier when its sped up lmao

[@Dan55888]

Jesus her original one is 10 minute sob fest? How could anyone watch that?

[@ghostlykasp]

@@candycoloredprotagonisther eyes shifting back and forth sped up is so funny

[@lolkayleen2757]

THE VINE BOOM ALMOST BECOMES ITS OWN CHARACTER 😭😭

[@Billiesavocados]

i love how she acts like we are the ones manipulating her but in reality she is the one manipulating people. i also enjoy how she thinks this is all over a fart joke

[@reyxyeshua]

colleens cannon event fr a fart joke caused all of this just like how miles threw a bagel at the spot

[@Billiesavocados]

@@LawnMower_gaming1 kinda seems that ways

[@Billiesavocados]

@@reyxyeshua yep

[@budpalguy]

not to mention that when ya know the full context of the, "fart joke," you just gotta think, "This isn't where it all started but that was definitely one of the many shitty things ya did." 💀 the gist of that, "fart joke," was just her doing her usual of traumatizing a minor, so, no surprise there.

[@babyyoda7417]

Like, she’s saying she thinks it’s important to hold people accountable, while not holding herself accountable, like she clearly is not believing what she’s claiming

[@fernfaith]

should’ve put a boom after she said “i’m sorry” 😭

[@halfbakedvideos2817]

But. She didn't??

[@justsomeone2391]

@@halfbakedvideos2817 She said it before she said “Im not going to take that route”

[@HER0_]

I love how she says that the accusations about her aren’t true, but doesn’t show any proof at all💀💀💀

[@aegisScale]

"That's a great argument Coleen, why don't you back it up with a *source?"* *"My source is I made it the fuck uuuuuuuuupppp~"* [furious ukulele noises]

[@ketaminepoptarts]

​@@aegisScale"source: it came to me once in a dream"

[@starmoi]

source : trust me bro

[@LabelleSoul]

i can’t accept the idea that she thought that this would actually end well, like this whole thing feels like a social experiment.

[@ASweetShortCake]

Well, the actions and reactions of a manipulative narcissist are always confusing. That’s how they manipulate… they play on your empathy. She is the one that takes facts and twists them. That’s what they do…

[@LabelleSoul]

@@ASweetShortCake she sucks at it 😂

[@Ezzy1331_]

She most likely wanted to be cancelled in her own terms

[@ayyayayayayayyayyyayyyayayyaya]

she looked so proud when she said "they never said i couldn't sing what i wanted to say" like ok girl

[@zaybeth6753]

“At least youre having fun” *BOOOM* took me out ☠️

[@averagetoaster19]

Even though she did it very recently, she also did it many years ago so 🤷🏻

[@santiastronomo]

The fact she says in all seriousness at 2:10 implies she was not serious about anything before that. this whole song is a vine boom

[@kcwjunior1AceAttourny]

for the last verse, she didn't really tell lies people do sometimes make mistakes, and calmly guiding them down a better path is good for everyone the problem is just that she didn't just "make a mistake" 💀

[@averagetoaster19]

Yes, sometimes things others do truly is a mistake that can be learned from. However, the shit she did is not a “mistake” and she knows it, that’s why the vine boom plays.

[@kcwjunior1AceAttourny]

@@averagetoaster19 fair enough, makes sense

[@jiwnug]

exactly there's so many suprisingly adults defending her and calling her very calculated revenge on a minor a mistake, disgusting.

[@Dis_is_Legend]

@@averagetoaster19ye

[@Hellokittylover2884]

@@jiwnugNAH FR!!! so many people are saying stuff like "omg y’all are so sensitive it’s not her fault kids watched her stuff" like yes she can’t control her audience but the fact that she knew they where mostly minors and still continued to do sexual things with them shows she’s a pedo

[@MakinItRain24-7]

The fact that I would have absolutely no idea about these accusations if she had just shut her mouth and not made the apology vid

[@nooriping]

fr

[@weirdbird74]

same. though can we even call it an *_apology_* vid??

[@StarSkies-]

seriously though

[@noonstar3435]

​@@weirdbird74only thing she apologizes for is to use as a tactic to pull the "everybody makes mistakes" card

[@Banana-hk2tb]

Same. I had no idea who the hell this person was before this became a meme.

[@tzu__]

The "Fuck me right?" at the end makes me turn to dust to hopefully reform a few days later

[@Sun_shiner11]

I love this comment sobbing

[@weirdbird74]

this entire song makes me disintergrate into many tiny triangles from one of those poorly photoshopped "i don't feel so good" edits

[@Sun_shiner11]

@@weirdbird74 LMAO

[@primalshane]

@@weirdbird74I couldnt have said it better myself

[@Lilyium]

Why is she embarrassing millennials like this 💀😭

[@Speculumlisha]

lolll

[@star_fru1tz]

for real 😭😭 melenials are so weird 😭😭😭

[@milliejane8476]

she killed her own reputation and stabbed her own "bony little back".

[@waferboi]

i love how there's a vine boom where she says "at least youre having fun" because we're all hating it

[@cyberkittiez]

man i wish my groomer coulda sung this to me 💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@averagetoaster19]

OOP-

[@ariannasv22]

Same bro.

[@tasha3939]

Oop 😭

[@sebosemi]

WHAY

[@Nella_nova]

If I was groomed, I would want them to die

[@thestabbedcoathanger7148]

1:24 is a literal jumpscare. Especially in that speed

[@xandtheironminer602]

Okay but I almost physcialy fell over. The only reason I didn't is because I'm laying down. Actual jumpscare. Horror games, take notes.

[@Cup1dzzz]

slime boy pfp :)

[@melearoartown]

Bruh she convinced her self that she did nothing wrong 💀💀💀💀

[@trueblueedits4673]

The deafening silence when she said she was a loser sent me into the stratosphere

[@ariannasv22]

Me in court being tried for tax evasion

[@anononononon-r2d]

HAHA ME

[@MiniKitty27]

she really thought she was clever and did something with this wow

[@mollyay]

i hope in a likely future “history of the internet” college class, a student can use this video as a secondary source

[@trystero1729]

this would be a primary source

[@gardeno7905]

💀

[@PokeDude011]

"DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR HAIR CUT!" 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿T O X I C G O S S I P T R A I N 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@FTMothman]

Context: fart joke was her spreading a minor’s legs on stage and playing a fart sound(which led to grown adults staring at her and making the girl feel unsafe)

[@Very-Uncorrect]

I think her goal with this was to make everyone focus on the shitty "apology" instead of the things she did, when actually so many of the people who watched it didn't know about the drama before she made the video, so she is actually digging a well for herself to sit and slwoly drown in

[@DUCT_TAPE_MAN]

She also made it 10 minutes long so it’s monetized, she’ll get views from people that want to hate on it and make some money out of the Toxic Gossip Train.

[@StarSkies-]

Wouldn't be surprised if she was gonna put it on Spotify or something

[@Totalcryptid]

@@DUCT_TAPE_MANhonestly the song is so godawful I’d be surprised if anyone made it the whole way through. I haven’t even watched the og and I can barely stand the memes because of how annoying she is. I wanna laugh at her but her annoyingness reaches through meme barriers 💀💀💀💀

[@DUCT_TAPE_MAN]

@@Totalcryptid You don’t have to watch the whole thing for her to make money off of it, though

[@elijah6169]

​@@StarSkies-she did put it on Spotify

[@mIlLiCeNtGrAcE]

my exact words when she picked up the ukulele were you’re lying so adding a boom there was spot on thank you

[@Quinn2]

I think her biggest lie is "I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me." Oh it did honey. But not for the better.

[@averagetoaster19]

But our minds weren’t changed about how awful she is

[@mystical-noodle]

@@averagetoaster19they were changed for how sick she looks now 💀💀

[@ThatOneChorusKid]

@@averagetoaster19my mind was, I just think worse of her tbh 😂😂😂

[@Moocluckcow]

The silence after she says something and it's true is so loud.

[@burnttoast401]

Alternate title: Toxic Gossip Train but every line or so the Vine Boom plays

[@santiv4]

it doesnt give the same message

[@avaavaava18]

⁠​⁠@@santiv4the joke is that there is a lie in every verse :)

[@santiv4]

@@avaavaava18 i know.

[@firesd7306]

"Im not a groomer" *boom* "Im just a loser" *silence*

[@AspenExists]

"omg i made a small mistake" You sexualized 13-16 year old by mistake? You asked for pics of them with TAMPONS in thier mouth as a mistake? 😱😱😱😱😱

[@AwesomeYena]

She WHAT?

[@AspenExists]

@@AwesomeYena yepp 🥺

[@normalhuman9878]

“Oopsies”

[@pittbul6083]

yeah and she repeatedly sent a 14 y.o kid someone’s nudes by mistake 💯

[@Dang.-]

​@@AwesomeYenathe context is a person in her group chat asked how to insert a tampon in, so she sent a video with a tampon in her mouth to demonstrate so it became a little inside joke. Some people were uncomfortable doing it but they didn't want to disappoint their idol

[@MuddReal]

I like to sing this as a joke, why did she think singing an “apologize” song for grooming kids is gonna change our minds?

[@benelz8542]

That just shows how much she doesn’t actually care

[@playdoh658]

She didn’t even apologize that’s worse

[@bauhausliker0]

the fact that she thought she could just defend herself like this even though we all know she’s lying and there’s literal proof that she grooms kids

[@EdWedgie]

I like how the boom didn’t play when she said at least we’re having fun

[@nternetrat]

aren’t we though .

[@normalhuman9878]

We’re all only having fun because the ukulele “apology” was so laughably bad

[@EdWedgie]

@@nternetrat the memes are a blast

[@makaylaspalding5480]

Love how "you're having fun" is a lie 💀

[@tubatubatu]

notice how there's not sound at 0:24 she's not wrong by saying that. I actually believe there's people who are having fun with this situation, some enjoy being haters and don't genuinely care about her victims. SOME people tho not everyone

[@Theorigamicrane170]

Not to undermine the situation but this song is pretty catchy

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I'm a guitar main but ngl this did inspire me to pick my uke up

[@nevisnebis1207]

It’s just an earworm type of song, it’s not actually good :P some people think that it’s good just because it gets stuck in your head. Not that you really said it was good, but remember, catchy =/= good

[@5Crows]

It's catchy like Tommy Wiseau's The Room is rewatchable in a way

[@karkador]

​@@nevisnebis1207real

[@aqune9578]

exactly i hate her and this song so much but fuck every time i hear it ends up getting stuck in my head for a little bit

[@JasTheSass]

Colleen really didn’t understand that grooming kids isn’t just a mistake? I know it’s a lot, but at this rate she’s better off just going offline.

[@blueburns8880]

"it was weird" *silence* 💀💀💀💀 this whole thing is perfect

[@-_-gofrend]

Me bursting out laughing when there was a vine boom when she took out her ukulele, was the whole thing a liE? Well technically yeah it was. I'm definitely subscribing.

[@hollyjoestar8782]

I was sad the ukulele wasn't real 😢

[@carmenchihiro]

when tanacon 2.0 happens, I expect another ukelele video

[@J.S_24]

YKNOW ITS KINDA FUNNY CUZ THE SONG IS ACTUALLY TRUE FOR ALOT PEOPLE BUT JUST NOT HER 😅

[@averagetoaster19]

I and many others have dealt with our own “toxic gossip trains”, but that’s just stupid stuff. This is illegal activity with mountains of evidence that she refuses to take accountability for.

[@kellabdjfoo]

@@averagetoaster19ikr

[@n3igh471]

whys she staring at us like its our fault 😭😭

[@ChikunVA]

Love that the "I wanna talk about the facts" Boom was louder

[@silver9485]

I literally did not realize how condescending she was in this video when people were talking about it, and it is AGGRAVATING now that I'm seeing it for myself

[@hxney_blossommm]

I'm just watching her insane facial expressions the whole time 💀💀 She looks even weirder with the beauty filter that she put on ☠️

[@sooploopz]

pls make this again but every time it's a vine boom it's a piece of proof

[@nternetrat]

gooood

[@nizkielle]

what she did: caused trauma to some of her fans, groomed literal children and made fun of some people (including bodies) and overall did some horrible things her response to the allegations: “🎶tOxiC gOsSiP tRaInNn🎶”

[@Outshined93]

i couldn’t wait to get off at my stop but as the toxic gossip train began to pull away the silence came crashing down and i took off running to get back on

[@PastelxVibes]

"Monetize their demise" as she is currently monetizing her own demise

[@kawaiimarichan2134]

The zooming in and silence gets me everytime

[@pigurl3.145]

Bro tysm for speeding it up omg I cannot listen to her bs for ten minutes uninterrupted 😭 Also sidenote those "fourth wall breaks" that she did were so bad, I hated them SO MUCH

[@BloodySagee]

Bro just called collen a loser in one of the best ways possible and thought we wouldnt notice

[@AleenaTheDoofus]

how is she not a groomer if she says that she grooomed two of her persian cats💀

[@xandtheironminer602]

Groom has two meanings. She did both. One more often than the other.

[@goofyrat2938]

@@xandtheironminer602💀💀

[@funkyfool5796]

the fact that the vine boom was louder when she said she wanted to talk about the facts

[@christmaslanterns6425]

The fact that it played extra loud when she said, “I want to talk about the facts” lollll

[@Bamb.]

Colleen: *breaths* * V I N E B O O M *

[@snsech]

The fact that she’s throwing accusations around in an "apology"... 😳😳

[@Lonelysappytree]

Lmao- it’s the way she says things like quoting Adam’s original video and thought we wouldn’t notice

[@KupFam-cs8vu]

"Today I wanna talk about the facts" *boom*

[@evapo7]

I’d love for a metal pipe falling one too

[@liaouxxie]

IM JUST SIDE EYING MY SCREEN WHEN THE VINE BOOM COMES ONN LMFAOOO

[@gabs1258]

Will only be watching this version from now on

[@The_GenderLiquifier]

100% same

[@natejackson7580]

It’s like she wants people to hate her more💀

[@Lutail.]

4:20 Your selling yourself short Colleen because guess what... You can be both!

[@XGame80]

4:37 there is no remorse in that face, only anger she loses money and fans that should both rightfully leave her and never come back

[@kilobiten]

u should rename this to woman sings about pedophilia with vibe booms as adlibs

[@djvirtlgaming]

This is the reason I pay my internet bills

[@CeruleanCat]

4:40 Yes, yes it did help me change my mind about you Colleen. It made it blatantly clear that the things people were saying about you were true, and that you had no intent on making things even the slightest bit right.

[@The_Warsmith]

Now remember. She had to write this whole song. She never doubted herself. Jesus Christ

[@ThatOneChorusKid]

When the boom didn’t play in “I’m just a loser” I physically fell over and laughed so much-

[@stars4charlotte]

the most painful thing about this is the foundation shade match

[@Roach_OG]

Her kids in the background asking what she’s doing 😂

[@PixxelFO]

But you gotta admit that chorus was a banger 🗿😳💃🏾✨

[@hollyjoestar8782]

Fr I love music on the ukulele and the melody of this song, but I hate her

[@caitlynh-tn2lh]

@@hollyjoestar8782yeah if this song wasn’t about grooming or made by her, it would be decent

[@Foop6570]

*Grabs ukulele* BOOM

[@aegisScale]

You have done us a great service, now her PR team and everyone with sense will know exactly when to slam their heads against a table as they processed this whole thing happened!

[@hollowstarfire]

*Vine Boom* *The sound of many palms hitting a forehead*

[@yuarentlucky]

"At least you're having fun-" *Vine boom* TRUE LMAO.

[@yuarentlucky]

Her videos are so boring.

[@charlotteleereads1206]

The best part was “I’m not a groomer” **vine boom** “just a loser” **silence** 😭😭😭

[@ThatWasAnEpicFail]

That made since💀

[@Swagtrap_CZ]

I've seen this apology so many times at this point that i know every single line 💀

[@unownyoutuber9049]

the fact you sped this up and its still 6 minutes long lmao

[@Aurora-zs4bc]

Thank you for the 10% speed up

[@amyhoj9321]

The fact that you didn’t do the boom when she said she “didn’t deserve to die” was a classy move. 👌 Restraint is an important part of maturity and you demonstrated that you possess it. A gold star for you ⭐️

[@kroolsilver]

the fact that you cant even hear most of what shes saying because how many lies there were was crazy

[@hollowstarfire]

Gotta love how she’s talking about forgiving people for mistakes while having NOT DONE A MISTAKE. Like girl…. you didn’t break a plate, YOU WERE SEXUAL WITH K!DS!! You didn’t “do an oopsie” you did a felony.

[@dreambrush7251]

the loser one is not a lie though, she can be both at the same time

[@dumbstudios9713]

Man. This is one of the best reactions to Colleen's "apology"

[@ADHD-Creature-Official]

**pulls out ukulele** This video: *_LIES_*

[@xJabro]

my favourite part is when she goes to end the video but realizes it's not 10 mins yet so she makes up some shit to get it to the monetization threshold

[@savagebiker1879]

We makin it out the courtroom with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@sakuc2769]

70 booms

[@averagetoaster19]

Oh shoot was there really xd

[@mimimi5656]

If she thought about it a little bit and was a smidgen less narcissistic, she would realize that we would be able to see that she is trying to manipulate us and change the narrative thru her singing and making light of things. She needs to realize the internet is chock full of people who are used to someone being manipulative to them and already used to the patterns and tactics used by one. It's really fucking obvious if you had it happen to you, the victim blaming and self centered motives it's all there.