Traffic Reporter Who Doesn't Understand Helicopters

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[@trixter7564]

Ok so first eh

[@PipFU]

Ryan George k

[@SamDoots]

Ok

[@juli9950]

I see you 👀

[@awe331]

Ryan George yes

[@nicolasbanks7871]

"I've seen people before, they're usually about my height" just realized this is because everyone in this universe is Ryan George.

[@KrillLiberator]

That's brilliant. I didn't even get that.

[@mileshelvey5089]

Oh, wow... never noticed that

[@intensellylit4100]

Most people in the real world are usually about your height too.

[@sunfl0werm1lk]

Only 3 more likes untill 666 likes

[@ndjoker34]

I didn't even think about that lol 😂

[@mentlegen6326]

Ants' life seems awful. Imagine if we lived like that.

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

7.5/10

[@alsoduke991]

Nice rating congrats

[@Dan-sb2fb]

oof

[@ZolaniZweni]

That would be terrible

[@roguebantha7324]

Way worse than a bug's life

[@Adam-xf6sq]

Plot twist: the helecpoter was on the ground and there were a bunch of ants driving hot wheels outside

[@LS-rp6yq]

Hi

[@juliadyck1742]

We need a pt two that says that

[@stevelux9854]

Helecopters are tite!

[@riccipeasy]

But we can see outside of the helicopter!

[@adityabhatt4186]

@@LS-rp6yq hello there

[@aterack833]

“If I didn’t know any better I’d say that this place is designed to manufacture a dependence on rectangles” truer words my friend, very introspective

[@jerichobeach2967]

Yes I loved that part the most

[@bartolhrg7609]

That's because of James Politician and his anti-triangle agenda

[@solidsnake4214]

@@bartolhrg7609Well James Politician does have a point. Most people don’t understand the benefits that rectangles have to offer

[@zoltanfreedman7485]

It's weird how accustomed you get to everyone having the same face after watching a ton of these videos

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

6.5/10

[@ModestyG]

What are you talking about? They look tooootally different

[@monkeyking9863]

welcome to the world of Prosopagnosia

[@lopaka76]

More than once, after seeing a bunch of Ryan's videos, my mom has said "these guys are funny"

[@PedroHernandez-sx2ck]

... I don't see it

[@plutoreturns9630]

I love how even a guy who doesn't understand distance can accurately describe the effects of urbanisation and point out solutions.

[@Swiftbow]

Mass transit isn't a solution so much as it's just a different kind of problem.

[@nikkinorcal2791]

He has a unique perspective.

[@Swiftbow]

@@CaitlynWemyss Well, sure. So mass transit: - Reduces freedom of movement (people can only travel on designated routes) You can try to add more routes, but this increases costs. - Reduces cargo capacity (people can only bring home what they can carry, which is less efficient) - Shunts costs to tax base, instead of to those using the system. (So, instead of paying for your own gas, for your own trips, everyone has to pay for other people. What you think of such a system is probably based on your political preferences. I hate paying for other people, and I hate other people paying for me.) Now, buses of course have tickets, but they do not pay the entire cost of operation. - Rail systems require considerable capital to put in place, and mobility is even more limited than buses - People with motion sickness suffer when using mass transit. (This is more of a personal problem, but I'm not the only one.) - Costs are NOT generally less than personal transit. Example: I used the city bus in high school and paid for a (discounted) student punch card for it. After I bought a car, I compared the cost of gas week to week with the cost of the punch card. Gas was LESS. Now... there are some other costs with owning a car. But still... - Time costs for passengers. (In almost all cases, it will take you significantly longer to reach a destination. I use my own example again. To get to school by car was 10 minutes. It was 30-40 minutes by bus. One time, when my car was at the mechanic, I had to use the bus to get to the auto shop to pick it up. About a 20 minute trip with a car. Nearly 2 hours by city bus.) I hope this was informative. Some of these problems are solved with more routes and more buses per route. But some of them are more difficult, and all of them cost more and more money. Benefits also vary based on the size of the city and how congested the traffic gets. I live in a medium-sized city (~500k)with (to be fair, mostly) decent traffic. Edit: I have a more recent example of using a park and ride in Denver to get to a Rockies game. We paid to park for about $5, then another $10 for my wife and I to use the light rail. It took about 45 minutes to reach the game including rail time and then walking from the station to the ball park. Also about $5 for the dramamine I have to take to use a train. (We had some more fun getting back, due to some bathroom issues and missed trains, but that's a whole other story and not the light rail's fault.) But regardless of THAT, we could have parked MUCH closer to the station, paid $15-20 to park, and saved about half an hour for the same amount of money. And also not be time-strapped to reach the station before a train left, or encounter a full train and have to wait for the next one (which also happened).

[@Swiftbow]

@@CaitlynWemyss The problem with the argument "more people should use mass transit more often" is that the people saying it USUALLY mean "people other than me." I'm (mostly) fine with mass transit being widely available for those who need it. I am NOT for being forced to use it, which IS a goal of many behind it. (Seriously, their advocates have put forth their policies at transit meetings I've been to.) Anyway, motion sickness primarily stems from movement that the brain doesn't expect or can't process right, like an equilibrium thing. So, if you're driving the vehicle, you feel nothing. Passenger seat is MOSTLY fine, because you can see and anticipate most of the what the driver does. Backseat is... variable. Sometimes it's okay, sometimes it SUCKS. (Rumble seat, which I tried once... no. I threw up.) The key part is being able to see turns and hills, etc. (Air on the face helps, too.) The light rail trains and buses have ads on the side, though, that make it harder to see through (plus you can't see out the front of the vehicle at all). That makes me sick. And forget about the side facing or rear facing seats. Good grief. (I also can't (well, shouldn't) ride spinning rides or rides that go backwards at amusement parks. Basic rollercoasters are tolerable.) Feelings of motion sickness start as light dizziness, to persistent dizziness, to outright nausea, and then to vomiting. It often takes a good hour or so to feel better after it hits. Dramamine helps (usually), but only to a point.

[@iruns1246]

@@Swiftbow Depending on how you live, gas can be heavily subsidized too. Sometimes A LOT. So fairly comparing bus fares to price of gas is not that easy. It's very possible that your government subsidize less for your bus fare than your gas, which by your own logic would mean other people are paying more for your gas than your bus fares.

[@ulrichbrodowsky5016]

Perfect understanding on how traffic works without understanding what traffic is. I love it!

[@aah3703]

“I’m pretty sure Hot Wheels only make miniature sized cars” I’m wheezing

[@dynamicworlds1]

You say that, but I've seen actual cars that look like hot wheels (like the brightly-colored glittery ones too) irl.

[@LunaRosalie]

@@dynamicworlds1 thats because hotwheels actually makes real cars ! twin mill is one of their popular ones

[@Simonporter89]

Ryan's acting is weirdly underrated. Acting well, with no one to play off of, must be very difficult, very much an inconvenience

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

7.15/10

[@sujatasaha4747]

It's supereasy barely an inconvenience for him

[@IAmNo03]

You might also like graenolf than.

[@memorra]

@@guywhoratescomments7118 Being a nuisance and a spammer on every single comment of a video is how you get hated and despised not popular, food for thought.

[@kkibela]

I heard that antman guy laul rudd was doing this in his series. It must be intense because i think hes getting nominated for it..

[@trailersforfun2669]

I want to see what the sport segment would’ve looked like

[@codynelson7575]

Same

[@SidPil]

"22 men running after a ball and when they finally got it they kicked it away"

[@bhaveshjain27]

Thats another video coming up

[@NeoTechni]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4S5m62caautr7c

[@danielbyrne5402]

same here, i mean if golf ends in bloodshed, imagine hockey

[@Jevgein]

I like how the other guy didn't understand distance but taught the viewer about Geopolitics

[@fakecubed]

It was a bunch of liberal nonsense. I expect liberal nonsense from people who can't understand something as basic as distance.

[@julianborjesson9857]

@@fakecubed lmao are you fr?

[@manincharge2097]

​@@fakecubed average conservative argument

[@Brosethorns]

@@fakecubed he’s a fictional guy lol, the video’s meant to be secretly informative

[@HomelessEmperor-ps4gs]

@@Brosethorns I think you missed the point, he was joking

[@haydenbrown8697]

0:05 damn that took a DARK turn

[@yusuf_kizilkaya]

Who is this guy he's like, smaller than my phone screen wtf?!

[@ggr7359]

underrated comment

[@LavroseRovender]

It’s a tiny dog

[@strbourne]

I think he may be some sort of racoon with less fur

[@golfnz34me]

Ummm, no he's not. His head is like 3 feet tall and he's standing right behind my projector screen!

[@ichijofestival2576]

@@golfnz34me Well, I don't know what to tell you, his head actually appears to be about a foot tall, and trapped the box I keep in my living room. Not sure how to get him out. But once I figure that out, I've found some girls elsewhere in my box that are just... they've gone wild.

[@HariSeldon913]

"I'm on the ground in a weird machine." "Great. Could you just step out of the machine for a minute for me, I think it would reduce the noise a little bit." "Super easy, barely an inconvenience... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[@zacherychapman8474]

The triple murderer racks up a fourth kill.

[@LegoCommanderCody]

Oh no

[@harunsuaidi7349]

Stepping out of helicopter is tight!

[@alfredromero4228]

RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHSxma14d5eUg7c A short clip

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

7/10

[@microlunchbox2657]

Alternate ending Jonathan: You’re kinda confusing me, Brett, I don’t think I wanna be in this weird machine anymore. Brett: Trust me, Jonathan, you’re going to want to stay in that machine until the other guy with you says its ok to get out. Jonathan: Oh, I don’t know Brett, I think those ants really need my help. I think I’m gonna go help them. Brett: No, wait Jonathan, no NO NO-

[@microlunchbox2657]

@JGTB0PL a great compliment that I give many handfuls of appreciation to

[@PorkchopGMX]

The first guy to ever go skydiving?

[@TruthWiz]

You have to watch the Bill Burr helicopter bit. You just might love it.

[@microlunchbox2657]

@@TruthWiz aw man, now its probably gonna be good and this is gonna be like the 5th skit KZbinr I’m subscribed too, dammit.

[@TruthWiz]

@@microlunchbox2657 He's one of the most successful comedians in the world. He's also featured on Breaking Bad and The Mandalorian. You'll thank me. 🙂 There's a ton of his stand up on Netflix and KZbin.

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

0:19 Literally me the first time I've ever been on a plane.

[@austinetier4956]

“Kind of like hot wheels” had me cracking up

[@SamDoots]

Ooh thats hot

[@Livia-T]

hawt weels

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Little rectangles with ants inside must be TIGHT!

[@Jimmy_Jones]

Free advertising

[@MrPuretrollin]

"Hot wheels only makes miniature size cars as far as I know"

[@holysecret2]

I expected it to end something like this: Reporter guy: *Actually, all of this reminds me of the way our regular traffic works* Studio guy: *Oh my god*

[@adaurysantos]

Same

[@anon5633]

YES

[@bluefletcherfish]

Or with him deciding he was getting out of the trippy machine

[@edbrito-swdev]

I'm just surprised that studio guy didn't do a backflip, break the reporter guy's neck and saved (normal every)day.

[@alfredromero4228]

RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHSxma14d5eUg7c A short clip

[@SillyRoseGarden]

0:10 TRIPLE HOMICIDE

[@Videolegacy2005]

He could produce, direct and act in his own comedy movie and it would sell like crazy. 😂

[@calebkuti7897]

He reminds me of Ryan Renolds

[@liampbjray5562]

*when you have a friend who's name is Ryan and has a brother named George and a brother who's middle name is renold*

[@WirHyperboreer]

That would be crazy. Could you imagine a pitch meeting for a movie where both the producer and the writer are Ryan George?

[@LumberDawn]

When you make a joke, but unironically give a brief history about how California was developed by car and tire companies

[@louisvictor3473]

how modern traffic and city planning almost everywhere in the world was developed*

[@Jaqen-HGhar]

Yeah tooootttallly just California there bud. Way to turn a meta-analyses on how redlining and the interstate highway and freeway system was used as a way to segregate every major city in America into California bashing for no reason.

[@alsoduke991]

Where is guy who rated comments?

[@bryanf6638]

Car and tire companies....lol. Smile more, talk less.

[@terrie3957]

That explains a lot about LA lol

[@John_Smith76]

Ryan: *Two videos in one week* Me: A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

[@alfredromero4228]

RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHSxma14d5eUg7c A short clip

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

7/10

[@Donnerjkks]

Hello there

[@OrphanPuncher]

Then the rectangles did a backflip, flipped the ants necks, and saved the day.

[@vishalrajput-ny3oh]

Tell me another one

[@MouseGoat]

No... no... that's a traffic accident and not a saving any days.

[@yoshithebear7630]

Can someone explain this reference to me?

[@user-iz2cb2kj4g]

@@yoshithebear7630 I'll explain it to you with a lie story

[@BigForAHedgehog]

@@yoshithebear7630 So there's uhh a ghost...

[@trenvert123]

0:59 "about my height" Makes sense when the whole world is Ryan George

[@gabrielatkinson1551]

“I don’t think hot wheels makes life size cars” 😂

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

He's right, they don't. They make little rectangles. Hey, they hold ants in captivity!

[@bigk8151]

That's not true the have made regular size before but I don't think you can buy them

[@flowerphotographyforfun4333]

You can buy full size, workable hot wheels car. They Made a few. My dad has one.

[@bigk8151]

@@flowerphotographyforfun4333 oh shit that's rad! That's like Mega dick energy to be like "Hey, what type of car you drive? Me, I'm the badass Hotwheels whip over there."

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

6.25/10

[@sanaylele148]

Is it safe to say that this guy made a career talking to himself?

[@littlebaldedone]

Definitely

[@ahmedwalid4819]

Like longbeachgriffy and calebcity

[@generalkenobi8158]

You guys are getting payed?

[@SamDoots]

Ok

[@gametests]

RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHSxma14d5eUg7c

[@smithintern-tainment7868]

“He doesn’t know how helicopters work but can discuss the intricacies of urbanization?” “That’s what we’re goin with!”

[@peterkrug4124]

"Well OK then!"

[@reverse3d584]

“yOu WoUlDnT eVeN bE hErE wItHoUt ReCtAnGlEs!” *”Sir, those are cars”*

[@ndjoker34]

How many sides does a triangle have?

[@liampbjray5562]

@@ndjoker34 how am i supposed to know, and stop changing the subject

[@HittMadd]

Another one? Damn we getting treated this week

[@OirichEntertainment]

We need it

[@alielmiedany3611]

Nice to see someone's eating their cereal

[@HittMadd]

Exo Maniac ah good to see another cereal eater here. May I ask what cereal you’re eating?

[@HittMadd]

Oirich Entertainment true

[@alielmiedany3611]

@@HittMadd that's a very good question. I am currently consuming some Kellogs Cornflakes wbu

[@WiloPolis03]

I will never get tired of hearing *"Hi there hello it's me the Adstronaut!"*

[@holysecret2]

Wow in my mind, I read that in his voice

[@toddc3988]

Best pitchman in any universe.

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

6.35/10

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

And I'm here in AdSpace....

[@WiloPolis03]

@@guywhoratescomments7118 Lmao how did you manage to get such a specific number down to the hundredth out of a one-sentence comment???

[@robinssidekick5963]

"I already am on the ground I'm just in a strange machine" That line killed me

[@QazwerDave]

An accurate retelling of U.S. infrastructure history. Excelent !!

[@DogsWithPurpose]

I bet he originally tried “the first ever guy to be in a helicopter”

[@benvoliothefirst]

Seriously, this was more like "The first guy to be way up high," or "the first guy to discover perspective" than anything else.

[@whodat879]

@@benvoliothefirst that wouldn't work because the guy on the studio already knew about distance perspective

[@cakeeatingpirate]

@@whodat879 but the helicopter man does not know about distance perspective

[@Xai47]

@@whodat879 I think it's likely that Ryan George probably started to write this script as one of his "the first guy to..." videos but then it gradually morphed into this along the way.

[@biggee8111]

Not his best skit. Also, it went on a bit too long.

[@graduator14]

Ryan George is so tiny!! He's the size of my finger, but when I click on "full screen", he's the size of my hand! Magic!

[@izzy4791]

Lol

[@jdadaiii]

Lololololol!!!!

[@DrTae233]

😶

[@infiniteplanes5775]

It’s just getting closer

[@TheZestyCoder]

It's not magic, it's called a shrink ray. He uses it alongside his cloning machine

[@TheCosmoses]

Ryan you are criminally under rated and I am working my ass off to show everyone I know your content cause I love literally everything you produce

[@The4905]

3:06 when ryan george turns into a urban planning channel

[@debjeetnath6901]

I love how in every video of yours, there’s always a mention of “the funny little rectangles” Heck, I’m even writing this comment on a magical rectangle.

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

I am being controlled by an orange rectangle that lives in my void. By the way, dude, are you Indian?

[@rangerleaf1505]

@@thebombspayloadisexposed why would the orange square ne asking? Is this about the O-R-B?

[@tomn6800]

RangerLeaf i think he means Trump

[@leovk5779]

In the last two videos he talks about funny little rectangles, yeah, so that's, that's two points of data. I'm also gonna assume that that trend will last forever and he'll speak about them in every video from now to infinity. Man, figuring out long term tendencies is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I wonder how people manage to get it wrong!

[@veganconservative1109]

Maybe Ryan is a fan of Flatworld?

[@THERRIEN_MUSIC]

He doesn't even puts his seatbelt in that helicopter.

[@Str8Faced]

Now why would I wear a seatbelt?

[@PerovNigma]

To be fair, he doesn’t seem to realise that he is inside a vehicle.

[@mobius_speedster5245]

OneHitUntilDeath lol

[@photelegy]

helicopter? What are you talking about? The thing on the ground where he sits in where those ants are walking around it?

[@Alvaldong]

Did you mean shrinking machine?

[@Alejandro-xz9kd]

3:13 speaking facts

[@kentanderson8501]

His writing, acting, and production 👌 these will never get old

[@dontfearsilver]

Jonathan Reporter's gonna need you to get ALL the way of his back about those ants and rectangles.

[@gametests]

RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHSxma14d5eUg7c

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Brett Newscaster is a douche. He should be fired. #PromoteJonathanReporter

[@b_p5558]

Yeah he’ll get right off of that thing

[@blueninja012]

@Jackie Daytona wow wow wow wow

[@nurse425]

@Jackie Daytona Oh Really?

[@cjh3676]

The Ryan George Cinematic Universe is all coming together

[@epicfafnir]

Yeah it's all coming together.

[@demizson576]

Yeah, now they've got ant-men and (presumably) wasps, too.

[@willvgo2950]

I'm waiting for the big team up movie when they do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck & save the day.

[@crazyman7615]

When is there are reference to other videos

[@nurse425]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be!

[@brieb402]

*"Hot wheels only makes miniature sized cars as far as I know, Brent"* I broke out laughing at that point. 😂

[@epsilontiger]

I dare to say that he is quite probably the very best Content Creator to have ever hit any media platform. He's extremely productive, assumimgly does most of his sketches alone and they are ALL, without any single exception, funny and entertaining AND smart. He honestly deserves to be admired, I really mean it.

[@DM-rc4yu]

"ALL, without any single exception, funny and entertaining AND smart.". So how do you explain this particular video?

[@lonelylama5222]

@@DM-rc4yuThis video was funny, smart and informative.

[@John73John]

You should do "First guy to write something down." "What're you doing?" "I'm making marks on this paper. When I look at the marks later, I remember the ideas I'm having."

[@Jan_Koopman]

Yes

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

“You want to see it?” “Why would I want to look at marks on a paper?” “I just thought you might find it interesting. I mean these marks can tell a fun story or something”

[@ashamansedai]

@@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 *gets suspected of communicating with spirits when reading* Neighbours: *"¡Burn the wiza~rd!"*

[@ShawnRavenfire]

Holds the paper up to his ear. "These aren't words. I can't hear them."

[@tonchi4905]

“Hot Wheels only makes miniature cars as far as I’m concerned, Bret”

[@TheNightSpy]

**cries in Matchbox** Oh who am I kidding, no one likes Matchbox as long as Hot Wheels is around

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

6.15/10

[@zacharyrollick6169]

@Liam Roberts Same.

[@catandogclone7880]

First video I have found of Ryan outside of screen rant, instantly subscribing. It’s a world for ants, it needs to be like... 3 times bigger than it is.

[@HarmonicWave]

Yes, this is his personal channel for just all kinds of silliness (like "First guy to ever...") and he even has a dedicated Pitch Meeting channel too.

[@coltonvanderzwaag7747]

And now to sports Sports news guy: Here is the model of a stadium that our local team wants to build, I don’t like that it’s so tiny

[@phitsf5475]

"I've seen people before and they're usually about my height, these are *definitely* some kind of insect" So we can confirm, he's looking at things with ~6 legs?

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

6.85/10

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

6.85/10

[@markuhler2664]

No, Ryan has an extra set of limbs - it's part of the cloning process.

[@dannydebito9847]

I mean we never see their legs so

[@onkelpappkov2666]

And the face of Ryan George.

[@timlaurent9871]

"I'm not gonna argue with you I'm a hair follicle!" Jellicle

[@andrewlance3898]

That's a very jellicle thing of you to say

[@Yougotcaged102]

Jellicle, Jellicle, Jellicle

[@flore2243]

Every youtuber sells something: *skips the commercial* Ryan sells something: *watches the entire commercial without even knowing is a commercial*

[@jofish5678]

What’s weird is how poignant this is. Like at first it’s like “oh Ryan you silly goose”. Then it’s damn social commentary that hits super close to home and is just as ridiculous. Well made!!😊😊😊

[@spiderjeranimo4992]

Weatherman looks at local map "WOAH I'm a giant!"

[@zachryder3150]

2:30 Didn't expect Ryan George laughing to be so wholesome and soothing in these troubled times

[@MJAYZ007]

You mean in these uncertain times?

[@mheermance]

@@MJAYZ007 I don't know, 2020 doesn't seem uncertain, it seems certain in that it keeps getting worse.

[@basedostrich]

@@MJAYZ007 in these uncertain times things aren't always certain. And when times aren't always certain it isn't certain what time it is.

[@MJAYZ007]

And make sure to give a big thankful to your medical professionals you are required to do that now

[@pvshka]

@@MJAYZ007 You mean these trying times?

[@heatmizer-jim6762]

Ryan, you are HILARIOUS! Thank you for never failing to make me laugh!

[@CodaCoda9]

I really appreciate the thought that goes into these sketches. While I generally enjoy the longer videos KZbin’s algorithm pushes, I miss the short sketch comedy this channel provides. Thank you Ryan for making funny and short videos again. I like every one I watch to try to promote this content.

[@martandaditya6940]

After you see Ryan's ad, all other ads just seem boring

[@dariadaniellemusic]

Except Daniel Thrasher's...

[@TXBC-yr3nh]

You be right. If ads were like that i would give them all my money all the time. MAJOR inconvenience.

[@allencassidy3970]

yeah but also daniel thrasher’s ads are awesome

[@hamman_samuel]

Except Ryan Reynolds'

[@aryaanbasu9636]

Yup, ads were pretty interesting in the first place ngl. It really makes you want to give them your money

[@tekuaniaakab2050]

Wasn’t expecting a commentary on auto-centric urban planning, racial displacement, gentrification, and vehicle pollution. Nice.

[@58209]

traffic reporter may have no concept of spacial perception, but they're woke af when it comes to how racism and capitalism has influenced urban planning

[@fishfeeder8098]

@sol1d gh0st yeah - if we did, we might not have time to care about the real racial displacement

[@manavsridharan3811]

@sol1d gh0st My man, you're making a fool of yourself please leave

[@fishfeeder8098]

@@manavsridharan3811 dude literally said jstor is unreliable. its a library....

[@DmanDice]

sol1d gh0st You ironically sound like the guy in the helicopter lol

[@daveinthewildOG]

My favorite moment from the whole thing is "This is like kind of a make believe game you like to play with whoever's in this thing. "

[@ryanne.5172]

I’m actually going to need much more of this news station. Weather, sports, interviews on the street. I love this concept!

[@acebalistic1358]

for anyone trying to figure out the timeline, this occurred the same week as The Scary News Network episode, as in that episode, after hearing that if you go outside you will be stabbed by a minority, they say "so much for the studios annual golf tournament this weekend" and seeing how this is the Ryan George Universe, they probably didn't cancel it, and as a result 3 people were stabbed to death.

[@royalpain9281]

Can you start a wiki page on the timeline? I think you’d be perfect for it. Course I’m just a stranger so you don’t have to obviously

[@acebalistic1358]

Royal Pain 1. That sounds like a fun idea 2. I don’t know how to make a wiki page

[@johnconnor8206]

Tyler McDaniel just go on fandom.com

[@turma8eac]

Lore keeper

[@randomcommenter2504]

We all need a Ryan George Cinematic Universe wiki.

[@moonlana3654]

Never thought I would hear about the conspiricy.. *"Dependance of Rectangles"*

[@longbowrocks]

I love it when your videos branch a bit more into metaphor. It cracks me up.

[@darkfun2481]

Well atleast the clouds are the same size as the weather man's hand who's inside this rectangle thing I'm looking at

[@daredevil6145]

Repoter's glasses suggesting *glitch in the matrix* is T-I-G-H-T !

[@Yougotcaged102]

Huh?

[@arenacloser7528]

3:01 his glasses must show the light from the green screen and it glitches out

[@alfredromero4228]

RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHSxma14d5eUg7c A short clip

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

4:00 No, That cloud is about the size of my thumb.

[@DJAngelcakes]

I like how this turned into a critique of urban sprawl

[@benthomason3307]

This is literally how the mind of a flat earther operates.

[@fakecubed]

No, the way flat Earthers' minds operate is they find something that will make you look angry and ridiculous, and then troll you relentlessly with it, as a meta commentary on how you've elevated television scientists into high priests of a humanist cult. Funnily enough, as part of trolling you, they're doing actual, real science, which starts with questioning everything, and devising experiments to gather data, and not merely believing something because somebody told them it was so.

[@benthomason3307]

@@fakecubed I've spoken with enough flatheads to know that that's complete bullshit. If they were doing real science then they'd change their beliefs the moment somebody pointed out that Australians can't see Polaris. Or that shadows at sunset slowly climb up the sides of tall buildings, which means that the light source producing them, the sun, is moving down. Or that known airline flight paths make no sense on a flat disc earth. Take your pick, really. Also, The only reason you have for suspecting that the world outside your home country exists is because everyone else insists it does; are you going to start questioning that as well? Also, from what you've said, it sounds like flatheads don't actually think the Earth is flat, but only claim as much to rebel against society. Which is the definition of a bad faith argument.

[@surfingnerd621]

Ryan: Man i'm losing my hair, getting my hair to come back is gonna be hard... Keeps: Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. P.S. this video was hilarious, and informative, i learned a lot about Ants today

[@EliteFiveJon]

They drive hot wheels apparently.

[@HopeRock425]

@@AxxLAfriku Donald Trump is pretty? LOL

[@surfingnerd621]

uuuuuhhhhh wut? talking about hair? lol

[@meduimrareberries5888]

AxxL You okay, man?

[@slaywee]

when you lie on your resume, and still get the job.

[@ashoksharma5133]

criminally underrated !!

[@Proclifo]

The host quickly changed subject once the traffic reporter started talking about inequality... sounds about right

[@alphazygma]

OMG, dude! You are hilarious, kudos on all the work and effort you put into your videos, thanks for the fun times!

[@Thomas_of_the_forest]

I can't be the only one who's reminded of the classic: "These cows are small. And those cows are FAR away" ?

[@shepchester3567]

Exactly my thoughts. A Father Ted Classic!

[@Pauly421]

Yep haha thought of that too :)

[@returnoftheredeye]

There's an old clip of I think The Day Today, where Alan Partridge describes the aerial view of a bike race as looking like cattle on bikes.

[@Shizzy5321]

Same

[@nikitaoc3699]

Came to the comments looking for this exact thing!

[@oddball2469]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that every time channel 8 covers something it always ends up in a tragedy; seems fishy to me 🤔🤔🤔

[@damyr55]

Nightcrawler!?

[@shojitakashima3622]

Sounds like real life to me

[@Watts-xl8zp]

Welcome to Portland, my local nbc station is channel 8, it’s pretty accurate to what this channel has on channel 8

[@alfredromero4228]

RTX 2080 ti owners reaction to Nvidia. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHSxma14d5eUg7c A short clip

[@pewnit]

@@alfredromero4228 Wrong channel. Post this on LTT. You'll get a better reaction, I guarantee you.

[@gswithen]

Love the commentary and brilliant overlapping dialogue to sell the illusion. Fantastic work.

[@muninnsmith7958]

This is amazing. Thank you for this hilarious and intellectually stimulating video.

[@HiSpeedz]

I love how all his content is hilarious but also ends up being a super deep look at modern society

[@bobvella7228]

not many seem to be chewing on that end

[@matt0a815]

This man made a whole career off talking to himself

[@lord_egg]

Wow imagine if he did an entire tv series. Oh wait. Dee Bradley Baker’s already done that.

[@cocodevs]

Didn't Seth MacFarlane do the same thing

[@whiskeyshaw8818]

Damn, living the dream

[@Ratsos12]

Can’t wait for helicopter dude to explain Ryan George making 6 bulb garlic butter! So excited!

[@trustknowwaunful]

O. M. G. I can't get enough of this video!! This is like my 3rd time watching it!! So funny

[@twistedsinging2952]

Traffic Reporter may not understand Helicopters, but he's sure got the high ground over corruption and global world issues. :D

[@H341HER_CH4NDL3R]

Yes

[@tuckerbrown3743]

The saddest thing is that the Scary News Network warned about stabbings at the golf tournament. BUT NOBODY LISTENED

[@LetsTalkAboutPrepping]

I was hoping we'd get a scene where reporter guy realizes he actually is a couple thousand feet in the air

[@thechocolatedonut7216]

Then the traffic reporter did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.

[@monokuma7746]

Another one.

[@Nesher_IL]

i want to know more about the triple homcide

[@Nesher_IL]

@Ricky Shiffer yes

[@jamesthanoob]

It was the stabbing

[@ilovecairns5181]

JamesThaBest No, it was the neck snapping.

[@jamesthanoob]

@@ilovecairns5181 if you watch the scary news video, it was the stabbing

[@jorogan4ev]

@@ilovecairns5181 neck snapping by back flips

[@ChickenCharm]

2:29 i never knew how much i needed ryan laughing in my life

[@dylansmeder8820]

Your social commentary is so good. Like I love your other vids but this fantastic. The piece about the worst dimention was great too.

[@otisdriftwoodd1096]

The adstronaut is the only ad I watch and I kinda love it thank you for your channel sir💯👏👏👏

[@vineethagopi6434]

You have to appreciate his dedication he literally got a helicopter!!!!

[@IAmNobody451]

Should we tell him?

[@bestboi2945]

@@IAmNobody451 let the kid dream

[@billbill4444]

I bet the pilot looked just like the weather man

[@IAmNobody451]

@@bestboi2945 yeah

[@IAmNobody451]

@@billbill4444 he kinda does actually.

[@thestoik5440]

"Well things seem smaller the further they are from you" Thats my new excuse.

[@womp9890]

Ahmed c'mon man dont do yourself like that 😂

[@letsrank9349]

Its not about the distance, but the performance you do with that distance.

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

Well I am fairly tall

[@pyredynasty]

This is reality Don't catch me slipping now

[@rhys-michaelsilverlocke3085]

I love you. No comedian on stage makes me laugh. None of my friends make me laugh. Occasionally the NEWS makes me laugh- if sardonically or mordantly. But YOU make me laugh. Frequently and out loud. I wish I knew you in real life because your perspective not only brings me much-needed humour but also reassures me that other people still THINK.

[@philliphughes8939]

I love the Ryan George multi-verse, the best comedian skit artist ever

[@noxlupa2996]

Ugh, I hate it when my hair follicles break up with me after decades of a healthy relationship 😞

[@guywhoratescomments7118]

6.85/10

[@salmonellq2981]

@@guywhoratescomments7118 stop rating all the comments the same

[@creepermanzombie24]

0:01 thank you caps, I wouldn't have understood the video without you

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

I negotiate with my hair follicles well atm thank you very much!

[@sandrosliske]

Cuts to a play mat with hot wheels in traffic and ants with Ryan George's face on them.

[@RedMadMichael]

He's here He's there He's everywhere! Comediant ace... Ryan George! Sorry wrong channel

[@uniqueemerald2185]

Should be this He's here He's there He's everywhere Who you gonna call? Screen rant tool! Ryan

[@bat8046]

This is a great one. It’s beautiful.