Triforce!

Triforce! Episode 249! Freshly shaved Flax goes for a meal with Joseph Quinn (Eddie Munson in Stranger Things), Sips wants to fly a Cessna to France and Lewis has a million projects he's never finished.
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[@rpreston5867]

pyrions anti Wisconsin rant at the end was my favorite ROFL

[@NoNaame04]

51:20 I suffer from panic attacks as well, and have found that listening to podcasts/game reviews help me take my mind off my thoughts.

[@spacemaria_]

It's why I started listening to Triforce in the first place...

[@Datharass]

Pflax's shorn scrote was not how I expected this to start. Congrats on the aerodynamic coin purse bud.

[@kyleywags9443]

First hand account here, the itching does stop after a month. You can maintain it easier with the "pinch-and-spread" and after a while its easier than shaving your face.

[@themelleryeller]

It makes you feel so much cleaner tbh, idk why this isn’t more common. Now I’m itchy if I don’t

[@Tiwack01]

You may feel cleaner but the hair you removed was actually there for hygienic purposes. Removing it also carries a risk of ingrown hairs which can go real bad without treatment. Best to just trim and leave a fuzz if you really want to mess with it for any reason.

[@Watam8o]

The war on Wisconsin has escalated

[@Terrible_name]

just started listening, and finally I agree with pflax on something It doesn't take 20 minutes. once you get more comfortable and stop being hyper careful, it takes maybe 5 minutes. Also I only do it once a week, but Im sure for some its a twice per week thing.

[@Novaximus]

25:00 I was "that guy" that got cut from the cool group. A friend of mine managed a garage band rock group. They were like a step up from that though in that they would get gigs at some local night clubs and they had like their own cd and even a few groupies. The band all looked the part....tatted up, died crazy hair, spiked bracelets. They were doing a gig at a restaurant and before the show both my friend (their manager on the weekends lol) and I sat at the bar to have something to eat. I'm sitting there looking like a normie eating a burger and fries. The people of the band come around and my friend was trying his best to introduce me to them. The drummer looks at me eating the burger and gives me this look of disgust and says, "wow I couldn't eat something like that" or something to that effect. Despite there being like 10 people in the whole place they flat out ghosted me for the entire night. I just thought it was funny. These guys are in their 30's. Noooobody has ever heard of them. For the last probably 10 years they've been playing gigs for an audience of 30. Their "image" screams insecurity for any kind of attention they can get. I'm enjoying my burger 100 x more than I will ever enjoy their shit generic music. It's like they were fresh teens who just got into goth and they think their the coolest thing in the entire world and are just totally ignorant to the rest of the normal world around them and how they actually appear to the rest of us. I'm like "you made a CD?! lmao. That's cute.

[@manuellebron9805]

the Spotify version of this episode is only 32 minutes long? why is the rest of it here?

[@ShadyPNW]

Perfect timing for my drive to college triforce wooooo

[@LEROYJENKINSNZ]

They could clip that bombshell for a manscaped advert.

[@phoenixskyward9972]

You guys never fail to entertainment us.

[@RufusOmega]

Triforce Vs Wisconsin continues. This is one feud that I hope goes generational

[@Wyattporter]

Yoooo it actually came out on Wednesday this week I was starting to think Thursday was the new day

[@RND_ADV_X]

Hey it's Molly Porkshanks. I grew up in Wisconsin, and left to live in Seattle. Here's the good things about Wisconsin: • beautiful parks and forests. From the wild hills and swamps of The Kettle Moraine to the beaches of lake Michigan, to the western la crosse area that was missed by the glaciers so it's considered "pre-historic" landscape... If you groove on camping out will have great options in Wisconsin. • farms? I guess we like eating food and having wood, so the farms of Wisconsin help make all those great meals. • good restaurants options. The portions and large and varied. If you like eating out, Wisconsin has some unique dishes. Bring a flannel and unbutton your jeans... This is comfort food territory. • blue collar culture. If you love the attitude of hard workin down home labor and craftspeople... This is the home of mining, forestry, Harley Davidson and of course many breweries. The bad things about Wisconsin: • drunks. Sadly, 9 out of the top ten most alcoholic counties in the USA are located firmly in Wisconsin. You get a free beer belly just by moving here. • close minded conservatism that tries to front like it's socially liberal because everyone in Wisconsin wears printed t shirts and blue jeans all the time. If you wear a suit or nice outfit, be prepared for endless streams of doofus asking what you are dressed up for and assuming you are a card carrying republican. • Milwaukee wants to be posh SO BAD. They have this nouveau riche attitude that everything has to look sterile and corporate and expensive... But without any of the confident carefree attitude that comes with actually being successful. It's really bothersome. • The accent annoys me a little. • Old fat and ugly people EVERYWHERE, and they don't seem to have any self awareness that there is literally any other option. • nice summers, winters are sometimes harsh, meaning there's too much fun to be had in the summer, and everyone stays inside 4-5 months over the winter. • Wisconsin people are weirdly socialized. I don't know how to say it... But everyone has this facade of being nice, but it's hard to actually find anyone to hang out with and have fun. • I think there's a lot of molestation and incest and stuff... I can't prove anything. But from personal experience Wisconsin seemed skeevier than a lot of other places... Might be a Midwest America thing? I know too long and you don't care Pyrion. Just had to share. Disclosure: I have a weird perspective because I grew up being a fan of Ska and the British scooter mod scene since I was little, and was one of only a literal handful of Wisconsinites who followed that subculture. Yup my first vehicle right out of high school was a 70s era vespa and I wore a huge patch covered parka in the middle of Harley Davison land... And honestly most of the bikers here were cool about it and some were very friendly because they respected me for keeping up a vintage imported Italian cycle. I also don't like beer, altho I do come from a welding family so I'm not completely alien in Wisconsin 🤣

[@coreywho2972]

Pyrion man, I know it might not seem like it to you because you're actually quite a humble dude. But hanging out with Acer Butterfield and those other 2, just casually having them with him is a really massive flex! I think you undervalue just how important you really are in the Dota scene sometimes man. Big up to Flax. Alex Wolff is such a fantastic actor. Really cool to hear you met them all.

[@caleb_dreams]

Triforce, Remember, Be Here Now!

[@milesroy9564]

This is episode was fantastic

[@RCGamex]

That poor waiter 😂

[@LW94V2]

Someone clip Lewis saying "If I was having sex with a hot young guy maybe it would be solving all my problems" at 4:50

[@datoorion]

I've lived in Nevada most my life.... You should visit Ely

[@Likeitornot91]

This was a fantastic tforce lads

[@Terinije]

Will Smith overreacted because he initially laughed at the joke, Jada gave him a look, and he got pissed off at getting in trouble with the missus and decided that he needed to overreact. And to be clear, I'm not blaming Jada for his overreaction.

[@paulnz1]

i went to the ... umm .. i think it was the venetian ? .. or the one beside.. its literally a City within a casino.. we went for a few days and didnt make it out of the complex

[@PotentiallyAndy]

I had a hernia and hydrocele surgery done at the same time and a guy arrived before the surgery with an electric hair trimmer and did it there and then… no disrespect to him, but what did he do in a past life for this to be his job now ;) The point being, I was Mr Stubbly Sack which was clearly not the sane joyous experience that Mr Flax enjoyed

[@MystLunarabne]

7:42 He did he was literally laughing at the joke originally it was only when he turnedto his wife and saw that she didn't look amused that he went "oh shit I gotta do somethingmacho to prove I'm still on her side" because of all the other issues there are in that relationship. Frankly they should jsut get a divorce but since Will Smith seems to hold on to the idea of traditional family stuff he's not willing to let go and she just doesn't seem to give a shit.

[@livid_spider]

Idk whats up with the other Americans defending their states like their mom was insulted. Im from CA and my state gets dunked on all the time even by me

[@MarkThunderous]

Congrats on the shaved crown jewels

[@RedSntDK]

Poor Wisconsin 😄

[@lin90210]

Sips...Will Smith was actually laughing at Chris Rocks joke. He then saw Jada wasn't pleased and then went up to slap him. Maybe he felt he needed to defend his wife because his wife isn't all that interested in Will because she had an "entanglement" with another...her words not mine

[@nickdziura7373]

Jada isn't the one who walked on stage and slapped the dude though

[@exphwon6022]

I like how upset they got over people getting upset and called them babies, the irony is palpable

[@fintandavies1977]

YogCon at Lakota when?

[@Eiko286]

Brilliant!!!

[@sidneyhuckabee3598]

"the gays are tryna murder me"😅

[@gnarwhale]

Fuck yeah

[@dethmin173]

cool

[@GhostOfSparta]

Sips complaining about ppl taking pictures of trees then Said when he takes pics it'd rather be of dog poop on the road lol is sips an old man now

[@CakeLord7]

Lewis its not morning its 6:30

[@Dimo-lt4tw]

As an American, I can confirm: Pennsylvania sucks. I could give you three pages of reasons why but typing this comment is all the effort I'm willing to spend on the topic.

[@Terinije]

Wisconsinites are just mad that every state that borders them is a nicer place to live, with the caveat that Iowa is more dull.

[@TheZaius]

Yeah, Florida sucks.

[@Necrobadger]

WTF is with this bad take on Will Smith defending his disabled wife?? How the FUCK has that story become Will having thin skin when the ACTUAL story is him defending his wife against someone who made fun of her to her face?