Triforce!

[@Xanthanarium]

Really enjoying the man who's never been to Disney World setting the 2 men who have both been to Disney World straight on what Disney World is all about. 10/10, exactly the takes that I come to this podcast for

[@StalkTheHype]

And hilariously enough, Pflax is way more accurate than either of them. Some people never get a adult mind, and the difference between Pflax and the other two demonstrate this fantastically.

[@Xanthanarium]

@@StalkTheHype I mean, if I'm gonna be 100% honest, it's entirely based on perspective. None of them is empirically right or wrong. The concept of an 'adult mind' is nebulous & ephemeral, changing in meaning depending on context.

[@TehMillionkill]

@@StalkTheHype I feel like it's just another way for people to relive their childhoods. There's a reason why remakes are the hottest craze and why a lot of people keep going back to the familiar media they consumed as a kid. Also, Disney has a large enough adult audience where Disneyworld is absolutely targeted to adults as well

[@sproot7461]

Triforce might be the longest running Yogscast thing I've ever seen thanks for the years of content :)

[@Terinije]

Pyrion has peak "If I don't like it, nobody else my age should like it either" energy. And you would have to pay me to want to go to Disney. But others are free to enjoy.

[@PitchBlackLaser]

Noooo… you can’t end the episode without telling me if Sips’s boy did like Indiana Jones in the end or not 😢

[@MalliyaFK]

Why suddenly end when Sips started an interesting story? Did his son like the movie or not?

[@yessmabie919]

+

[@lifedragon99]

I thought I had hit my phone and skipped ahead when that happened. Feels like they may have edited that section out.

[@Nimbus3000]

Yeah, pretty weird edit.

[@bierrollerful]

Yeah but is there anything that poopfeast420 doesn't like?

[@SupernovaOrange]

Pyrion took his childlike wonder out back and shot it like a limp horse during that Disney discussion lol

[@foreng3095]

Sips: talks about enjoying the new Puss in Boots movie Lewis: talks about enjoying the Bluey Pyrion: yOu CaN't eNjOy sTuFf MaDe FoR cHiLdReN >:[

[@StalkTheHype]

And he is utterly right for calling out man children for being such. Don't shitty up kids experiences just because you can't handle the idea of having missed out some experience.

[@MrJuiceFreeze]

Triforce goes to Disneyland would be a great episode

[@TheZaius]

There are plenty of things going on in a Disney theme park that adults can appreciate. That's just a rational understanding of theme parks. Pyrion is being completely unreasonable with his assessment, which appears to be based on whatever bias he has against Disney and ignorance.

[@icykickflip]

someone should tell Flax how much alcohol they serve at Disney World

[@elliotfisk1099]

We need a triforce trip to disney vlog series, if only to see how uncomfortable pflax would be at disney land with two other middle aged men

[@Rajivrocks-Ltd.]

It still baffles me how close minded Pyrion is. It's fine to say "in my opinion blah blah blah" but he brings it in such a matter of fact manner. Come on dude, there is a reason millions of adults and kids love Disney, the parks, the movies and the songs. I am 26 and I love the songs in the disney movies (not so much the new stuff) and I love the stories the movies tell. I am an adult, but that doesn't mean I can relife my childhood and experience new wonderful movies which, a lot of the time, are really touching and emotional.

[@markhackett2302]

Pyrion lives in his own head. That's the main reason. Someone he trusts will say a thing and if it gets in, "suddenly" he comprehends. A lot like a grandparent who watches Fox. They will live thinking a thing or coming to a conclusion and never think it could ever be wrong. That is were Pyrion lives, in his head until someone he feels he can trust says something that should have been obvious given ANY thought for a few seconds, but not once did he think that was needed. That goes back to "Why all these dudes complaining, we're just talking like old dudes conversing with each other in a pub, and I don't think anyone should butt into that!" and then Sips says "Yeah, but we make a podcast about it, if we were in a pub, we don't.". And "suddenly" Pyrion instead of thinking how his anger at others is justified, is made to consider how those other people would be justified by someone who put a TINY bit of thought to how that would happen.

[@iplaylol25]

Why do you care so much about some dudes opinion

[@markhackett2302]

@@iplaylol25 Well why didn't you ask that about Pyrion, then? Either Pyrion's opinion should stay in his head, or the OP should be allowed to voice THEIR opinion.

[@Rajivrocks-Ltd.]

@@iplaylol25 Who says I care? Asnwering with another question is not a strong start either. I just make an obervation because he has been persisting this kind of behaviour for a long time and I finally thought to myself "let me write my thoughts down since they post a video form of the podcast on YT"

[@thefinal9923]

@@Rajivrocks-Ltd. Replied to somebody else with this, but the PRIME example to me is the episode in which Pyrion says that (I think Death Stranding was the focus?) that games without endings and meaning essentially suck. When Sips brings up Dota 2 as an example, Pyrion replies with some bullshit weak justification when everybody knows what a MOBA is and it's lack of actual narrative meaning as much as it is about the joy of epic moments and solid teamwork (about 1% of the time, the rest is hating yourself obviously we're talking about Dota)

[@rafe388]

Did honey crack down on the grandma jokes?

[@hansturismo1]

I've never been to Disney World and I doubt i'll ever go on my own volition, but Pyrions "take" after reading the e-mail is just dumb and oozes "everything is about me, and if I don't like something, you shouldn't either". If that guy wants to experience something that he missed out on in his childhood now, all the power to him. The bald, old man could be less judgemental about something so trivial and innocent.

[@thefinal9923]

Honestly, I've started a new job that gives me time to listen to the Triforce for nearly 8 hours a day, so I restarted it. Just today I listened to episode #35 where Pyrion constantly says stuff like "They're not listening to the other side, they're looking for something that proves their point." And he is soooo hypocritical. It wouldn't be the same without him, love Pyrion in these, but sometimes he just has the *worst* opinions and he just refuses to see his own hypocrisy and not-quite-narcissism, but I don't know what to call it. That "If I don't like it, nobody should" viewpoint. Prime example of that: The death stranding conversation where Pyrion's opinion as (paraphrasing, but essentially): It doesn't have a point, everything has to have a point and if it doesn't have a point it is bad. Both Lewis and Sips gave several examples of games he liked that fit and Pyrion steadfastly dug his heels in and refused to even acknowledge them. It's actually the most frustrating episode of the Triforce podcast, at least for me. And I honestly don't even remember which one it was. Relatively recently, probably after 150 at least.

[@Loogielicker69]

Same. The way Pyrion talks just rubs me the wrong way. He's always been a bit of a dick. I mean, I enjoy him on the podcast for the most part, but he's treated some people he streams with terribly and he's a prick to fans too a lot of the time, mostly because he can't take a joke very well.

[@lifedragon99]

@@thefinal9923 I have been re listening because it's good background noise while playing Pokemon or cleaning after work. I just finished an episode where he was complaining about his mother, and other old people being set in their ways. All I could think of was what a hypocrite he can be.

[@fawn2911]

Some parents are just miserable and want childless adults to be miserable too

[@bakinbit]

Him doubling down on his intolerant stance reeks of classic 'old man yells at cloud' people can be so strange 😅

[@pandabearangry]

I love P Flax but his take on disney parks is akin to the people who say that all videogames are for kids and adults shouldn't play them

[@brynjones3530]

Eh? He explicitly explains why it's not the same?

[@yessmabie919]

Lewis, you interrupted Sips when he was telling the story about his son! Sips never said whether his son actually enjoyed the movie or not! Did he change his mind about "old" movies or not?

[@VideoSage]

Man... Pyrion really has a hangup on Disney...

[@mightymot45]

The medical/vascectomy talk ends at 15:00 for the squeamish out there

[@Valerie_turtlegir]

It feels like the episode ended abruptly.

[@RedSntDK]

In fact, the first result you get when you search "data worf" is that specific scene. It's very powerful imo.

[@RCGamex]

Pyrion being the classic dad 😂

[@lifedragon99]

Pyrion is such an old miser sometimes. There is literally a star wars park on Disney parks. How is that not for adults? It's not all Mickey and princess.

[@stuchris]

Honestly people that don't even give Disney parks any thought because they think it's just for kids are literally missing out on some of the greatest experiences in the world, especially because of the parks with star wars areas and similar areas that aren't just designed for kids, but adult nerds alike.

[@markhackett2302]

Pyrion just doesn't consider anything outside his own head.

[@anthonysorensen7680]

Damn, no old lady pflax with her coupon book

[@lin90210]

Omg Sips I'm on the same page. Prince of Darkness and Candyman. So creepy

[@danielm6739]

did they cut the indiana jones story?

[@crisp-waffle]

What indiana jones story?

[@Rajivrocks-Ltd.]

No, it's at the end x)

[@netwt42oz]

Sure sounds like. Wonder why.

[@yessmabie919]

Sips never said whether his son enjoyed the movie or not

[@Rajivrocks-Ltd.]

@@yessmabie919 Ooooh x) true

[@VideoSage]

Pyrions complaint, in particular, that the idea that Disney is more of an experience, makes me want to go to such a place more. I like the idea of a place where you just enjoy beautiful sights, with a nice atmosphere. That said, I do feel Disney isn't my cup of tea, bit too copyright heavy for me, and too child focused-- but I don't see any reason to fault people that want to see the sights. Even if it's just the architecture, and even maybe have a callback to their youth, in a pleasant environment.

[@SipsNumberOneFan]

If you haven't watched it yet, just jump to 30:56 before starting the episode. It'll be a good laugh out of context

[@meridanrichardson9631]

As someone who has to administer laxative and suppositories... we don't really like doing the job either, but once you've been shit on once. Its the same thing everytime. I've had to catch poop in a bowl while a patient was in a ceiling hoist... that was a new thing, and I found out I had bad aim.

[@SixToFour]

One quarter of the way there.

[@PotentiallyAndy]

Worf was shields guy…. Nice

[@jocking3]

So from now on there are 2 Mrs. Pflaxes in the family?

[@danielfreeman9385]

I honestly can’t get enough of pyrion ranting about stuff he hates. I love it so much. You’re my fave pyrion, I stand with you against the cringey Disney adults.

[@brianm5060]

Ha yeah I think it's pure cringe and I might be a dick, but I can hold both those facts in my head simultaneously

[@tradingelk6914]

Me too. Having the opinion of "just let anyone enjoy anything" might be the most reasonable and "correct" one...BUT, it certainly isn't an entertaining opinion to have. It's fun when someone just mindlessly goes on the offensive against something inane and silly (no matter if I agree or not). Also I think people take it a bit too seriously. He probably doesn't really care. It's just fun to rant sometimes.

[@forcommenting1017]

Disney World is no joke, and some of the rides are actually super cool, not like jawdroppingly terrifying but real roller coasters nonetheless. Rock and Roller Coaster, Guardians of the Galaxy, most of the Star Wars stuff, flying one of those blue things from Avatar, some of the best rides I've ever been on. The measures they go to to push the bounds of what coasters can do, the lengths they go to immerse you in the "magic", its just straight impressive no matter your age. Me and my folks couldn't stop jabbering about the engineering and architecture. The food is good (but very expensive) with vegetarian and vegan options. Some of the cocktails they make slap. The tour of the world at Epcot has great food and gorgeous buildings. I mean it's unforgettable.

[@Mynestrone]

what happened to sips indiana jones story??

[@nate.draws.things]

Man, Pyrion really gets on my nerves when he goes on about certain stuff. Preface: I'm not a Disney fan, nor have I been to their parks, but I know what's there bc at this point who doesn't. Not only are there plenty of things for adults to enjoy at Disney parks (they even serve alcohol at some of them!), I don't really think "You're too old for that" is a valid reason to shit on someone for enjoying *anything.* ~15 years ago, LEGO was mainly a kid thing, so much that the term AFOL (Adult fans of Lego) was coined to represent this new demographic. Same thing happened with video games early on. In fact, those latter two things are, I think, identical to theme parks in this sense. They all started out as something "for kids," but adults took an interest and they started making products/parks geared toward adults. So my question for Pyrion is, why don't you shame adults for playing Nintendo games? Or building Lego sets "meant for kids?" The whole argument is nonsense.

[@sam23696]

He's just a fossil that thinks like every other normie his age. I don't really give him any attention when he rants about things like that because he just sounds like the ignorant elderly people you'd find on the street who don't spend a single second outside their own carefully positioned box.

[@coreywho2972]

Alot of people over the years have clearly missed how psychotic and contradictory Pyrion can be, glad this episode is highlighting it lol.

[@Wyattporter]

Easily one of the triforce titles of all time

[@kagemandmaximus6766]

i went to disney land as a like 11-12 year old and it was shit mostly because it was in france and there were too many people cuz it was in summer. also growing up i was more used to legoland in billund as i am danish and would say legoland is way better than disneyland paris ever could be also as an adult because you can still see the cool creations made of lego. (i am childless)

[@kdg8076]

28:25 I knew this was coming 😂 this rant was amazing 👏 fun fact tho my fav ride as a kid was Soaring Over California which wasn't themed like any of Disney's characters or settings. Would do it again as adult, if it wasn't at Disney lol

[@EzekielHateable]

Great video as always.

[@juanitoburrito5218]

I LOVE TRIFORCE!!!

[@desOOOm]

Pyrion is so closed minded it’s actually infuriating to listen to sometimes.

[@Nimbus3000]

Pyrion reminds me of Karl from an idiot abroad, he and lewis should do a web series where they go with pflax to places he doesn't want to go.

[@Watam8o]

Yes. Let us censor the books. Nobody has ever tried this before so it could only ever end positively!

[@gnarwhale]

Fuck yeah

[@thesofabears2]

warning: if you are an empathetic and/or sympathetic male, the beginning of this podcast might be hard to listen to

[@Wolfencreek]

If you don't want your balls you can always get an Orchiectomy

[@Ongomar]

Pyrion has always been the worst part of the Triforce podcast - he has the most garbage opinions

[@Crackmonkey809]

250 baby let’s goooo

[@mooncat7009]

i’ve gotta say it’s incredibly strange that Pyrions children are not scared of the thing but cant watch someone getting their finger cut. Who gives a shit about someone getting their finger cut, sure its not pleasant but compared to the fucking dogs splitting open and getting eaten alive and the men having to put them out of their misery……???!!!wtf

[@squegeemcgee2403]

Because when a monster eats a guy it's fake. It's not real. It was done with special effects from the 1700s too so it's fake AND it looks fake. But slicing your hand with a knife or getting a needle put in you is a real thing that could really happen to you. I'm not scared of Freddie Krueger attacking me late at night, because he's a dream demon or something weird y'know, it's not an actual threat. I'm scared of getting mugged and shot/stabbed late at night because you fear things that might hurt you. People fear heights because they can kill you. Freddy Krueger and the thing can't kill you. The suspension of disbelief is the only thing making a monster movie scary, but when it has old ass effects the suspension of disbelief is a lot thinner

[@markhackett2302]

@@squegeemcgee2403 I remember being afraid Animal from The Muppets would eat me from the feet up if my feet were out from under the covers, but Animal would eat my neck and down my body if I didn't keep a tight fit around my neck. And Animal was my fave. SOME of the reason would be "it is an unreasonable and obviously fictitious death, so is not scary", but it depends on connecting what you see to what your brain has as a gap for it. That's why we want kids to read and do homework, or lots of mingling with others: so that they have more to connect new things learned to.

[@squegeemcgee2403]

@@markhackett2302 animal from the muppets is real tho. He's not claymation or cgi he's a real thing that really moves and can really interact with people. Animal from the muppets could actually "attack" you if you went on the Muppet show, y'know? Besides, that's when you were 5, not flax's kids ages

[@markhackett2302]

@@squegeemcgee2403 But animal really will eat you if your feet are out of the covers, right????? No. Kids make all sorts of weird connections, but if that connection doesn't happen, it doesn't end up in their brains. We call that "not learning". The reason why we make kids take years to finish school is so that they have more things for learning to connect to.

[@ixhilkalaskiiver792]

30, live in CA, every medical and dental professional I've ever met or had personally, just likes to talk so much trash to my face. I'm like, 'Oh, sorry, I've been in this dentist chair, practically upside-down, getting a root canal hole gauged for a hole filler for 3 hours now, I'm getting vertigo.' Dude says to me; 'well, you know, it is a business...' I looked at him, like; 'OH, OK. I see you. I hear you, friend... ;p' I wanted to smash dude in the face with his receptionist's log book. I know it's a business you little shit. Why do you think I had to pay a copayment, because this is some kind of non-profit collective dentists???? ....

[@ixhilkalaskiiver792]

not to mention that anytime my mother sees a physician, they try to claim she's an ex addict because she's older and needs pain meds. She's been in horse and car accidents in her life and they want my mother to suffer, on the off-hand chance she's an ex drug addict for needing medication... My country is ... rather, frustrating at times, to say the least. we all act so understanding and then we're so cold and indifferent to eachother, because we've all been conditioned to hate eachother. the people who went to school to take the jobs to help others, just went for the money. people come here from other countries because they don't get paid enough for these jobs in their home countries, like in Romania, doctors come to CA all the time. I've been to a clinic nearby that is all eastern european doctors. I wonder why. Just thoughts. have a nice day, regardless. or try to , i guess.

[@roseways]

who decides what’s for kids and what’s for adults? i don’t think u need an excuse who cares just let ppl enjoy stuff

[@briankale5977]

I use bozo in my every day life, I think it has more impact because people expect you to tell them to fuck off etc. That and a hearty thumbs down when on the road.

[@donm6578]

That thumbnail killed me

[@Minimikeish]

I agree with Pyrions take on Disneyland to be fair

[@stuchris]

Pyrion, i think you should try and better inform yourself on Disney parks, specifically in their documentaries on how intricately their designers try to make the parks as immersive as possible and fun for parents and kids alike. It's an experience in it's entirety that you can't just base off of what you've heard by other people. Take your kids sometime as an excuse but actually try to enjoy it via it's rides and stuff not just the things designed for kids. There's a reason why they have like half a dozen parks that adults would kill to visit each one of, and you really have to have experienced it to understand.

[@_e8a]

pyrion likes big thrilling rollercoasters and doesnt enjoy most disney intellectual property. of course they invest huge amounts of money in design because they have huge amounts of money. one yt doc doesnt make you an expert, just let the old man be grumpy

[@ALotOfCancer]

No. Pyrion is right.

[@markhackett2302]

@@ALotOfCancer No, Pyrion and you are utterly wrong. There are adults targeted for as well as kids. People in Disney marketing are PAID to pander to grown ups. That it doesn't work on YOU is no more relevant than Footie doesn't work on me, but probably does on you, or DOTA marketing works on Pyrion, but not me, no FOMA from me on either DOTA or Footie. Or for me Disney parks, either, but SOME do, and I don't pretend I AM RIGHT because I don't fall for the FOMO you or pyrion does, I accept YOU EXIST. But you can't.

[@iplaylol25]

​@@markhackett2302it's an opinion. Why the fuck do you care so much about his opinion. Jesus grow uppp

[@markhackett2302]

@@iplaylol25 No, it was a claim as of fact, not opinion, so he is 100% wrong, and you are wrong to claim it was opinion when it wasn't, and also wrong to claim I should not care or that I have not grown up sufficiently. So eff off, kid.

[@liam4184]

Someone please bring Pyrion to Dinsey Land already

[@tylerpoore97]

Vasectomy?

[@jod125]

Google?

[@StalkTheHype]

Ah, the overgrown children sure got super upset at Pflax calling them out for being childish and enjoying children's entertainment, while also making it shittier for actual kids. Sorry, but if you are old enough to pay taxes you should not be making children's entertainment worse just because you aren't mature enough to accept missing out on certain experiences.

[@jocking3b510]

So, what will be "his" name after the procedure? Edwardine?

[@Einomar]

You haven't really thought this joke through have you?

[@Jasmine69420]

Well, now we know what's in your internet search history...

[@jocking3b510]

I don't know what is more sad when a man giving up the thing that makes him a man - thinking that it's an order from his wife and he is just a big pussy, or making self harm just to make others think that someone with 2 kids and almost in his 50s is still having sex (which is a joke alone).

[@_e8a]

the ability to produce sperm does not make someone a man

[@flavortown9426]

Do you think people hit 50 and their sex drive just evaporates overnight?

[@jocking3b510]

@@flavortown9426 I don't think, I know. When you get your 2nd child, your sex drive slams on the brakes and changes gears to reverse.And when you hit 50, it goes into negative. At 50, the thing that gives you an orgasm is getting up in the morning without anything hurting.

[@tardwrangler]

It’s over

[@iplaylol25]

Blows my mind that people who think like this watch the same content i do. How fucking stupid hahaha