Triforce!

[@MoxStash]

Pyrion "Adults aren't allowed to enjoy fun things" Flax

[@refl3x540]

Thanks for the bit at the end Lewis. Your experience with uni sounds very familiar to me and I needed to hear that.

[@D34DParadise]

I feel the exact same way, I’m in my last semester of uni and I feel so fed up now. I have lost the passion for my subject and my supervisor is a bit of a dick because he can’t be bothered to help me with my final year project. Sorry for this mini rant but I needed to get this off my chest. Best of luck dude, it will all be done and dusted soon ❤

[@bierrollerful]

"What's the ~deal~ with step-sister porn?" - Lewis Seinfeld

[@sirkadabra]

I deliver for Amazon and these episodes make the day soooo much smoother. 🙏🏻 Thank You 3

[@etherealpenguin8683]

"good luck young people" *me aged 31 with zero life prospects and still clinging onto his youth* cheers guys *forced smile*

[@desOOOm]

Man gets upset with adults going to Disneyland while playing video games for a living. Can’t get any richer than this 😂

[@sirrox8080]

Literally

[@fawn2911]

The irony 💀

[@Wyattporter]

I like how you can tell the thumbnail actually says “penis” and “vagina” on it in a funny alien font because the I and A repeat where you’d expect

[@jaydonium]

Had 19 inches of snow today. You guys got me through half the shoveling Thank you.

[@Nero-ho6gt]

These grown men are expressing opinions I held when I was fifteen years old. It's kind of embarrassing for me to admit that while enjoying this podcast.

[@thefinal9923]

Honestly curious, which opinions? Pyrion had some real hot takes this one, but everything else here seemed relatively spot on.

[@uhgal]

With the person for first contact i just imagine Mr Beast going: Im here with the first aliens and the last one to remove it's tentacle from this Lamborghini gets it + a million dollars! XD

[@sam23696]

It would be a shit show as every rich and brain dead influencer tries to be the first person to engage the aliens in first contact, meanwhile the governments of the world are throwing down miles and miles of red tape around it to delay other governments so they can be first. I hope the aliens see everyone clambering for attention while the vast majority of the rest of our species are toiling in poverty and they just neutron sweep the planet until nothing is left.

[@uhgal]

@@sam23696 I think we just made the start of a wery exciting SCI FI novel XD

[@PotentiallyAndy]

I love how Lewis describes people who believe in ghosts or aliens are “believers” but religious types are “nut cases” lol

[@spawnedblonde7131]

is he wrong? Millions of people over the course of humanity have been treated pretty awful, all in the name of religion, holocaust the crusades all that kinda stuff. Oh and the occasional old lady burning at the stake. Sure religion may help some people but the same could be said for a cup of coffee or weed. Those things dont abuse or kill others though.

[@PotentiallyAndy]

@@spawnedblonde7131 not wrong.

[@deceptiwave2936]

Pyrion is such a miser sometimes lmao

[@XMysticHerox]

"Sometimes".

[@Endrw]

and we love him for that

[@OmegaP]

@@Endrw Totally agree 😂

[@kmh0237]

Great episode! I enjoyed the bit comparing aliens to ghosts

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

"No adults are making Fortnite popular" *Me, who preordered Fornite because of the Yogscast ad*

[@jorbdan6305]

Another week, another incoherent lewis rant. Great stuff, keep it up lads Edit: this was in response to the stuff about all humanity being backwards. But actually that talk about jobs towards the end by lew felt pretty spot on actually. There really is very little incentive to put all your effort into your work when you don’t own the product of your labor, which I think is a pretty glaring flaw in capitalism. Well done, Lewis consider yourself redeemed.

[@JurijsPastnieks]

It takes a lot more effort to create your own product, it is much safer to work for a company and receive a regular salary.

[@jorbdan6305]

@@JurijsPastnieks yeah, I definitely don't think everyone should just become artisans who work for themselves. I do think companies should be reorganized so that employees have more ownership of their companies, though.

[@JurijsPastnieks]

@@jorbdan6305 It seems like a sweeping solution to a very complex problem. It has been done before. Problem occurs when company goes bankrupt and your shares become worthless. Do you really want that commitment as average employee? Better to just get paid and invest in something of your own choice. Or start your own business.

[@jorbdan6305]

@@JurijsPastnieks well if we're really gonna get into the weeds of it, what I'd want is for an eventual transition of all companies to become worker coops. Individual coops or individuals within the coop can have their own preferences on whether they have shares in the company or get paid wages (or a mix). Of course the problem of going bankrupt with the company wouldn't be nearly as dire if the country you lived in could guarantee your basic human rights even if you did go bankrupt, which we refuse to do here in the US.

[@JurijsPastnieks]

@@jorbdan6305 What I meant was as an average employee you don't want to bind yourself to a company, ever. I have heard that it is another problem in the US. It is a nice sentiment, but things like coops work in a small scale with people you can trust. Some one still has to run coops, if that person is corrupt and everyone under that person knows it, how do you police that on a scale. US has a lot of problems, you need to separate them and solve them individually, all you and your government does is look for cheap fixes to everything and/or just try to throw money at it which is not always a solution. The way your government as whole works is a bit dated, but seems to reflect mentality of many US citizens, if you are to ever change I hope is for the better. I come from a post soviet ****hole, if you want to study how to (not) run coops or if it is a good idea in the first place, you should look there.

[@ashtonmay5662]

Makes car rides better these podcasts

[@jurriaandejongh8677]

Did you survive the ride? :D

[@Ahkmedren]

10/10 I would recommend Brian Blessed to represent Earth

[@minor_edit]

What if the aliens have more sensitive hearing?

[@adamdonaldson8867]

Ive never felt so happy about someone saying im not special

[@degenasis]

Thanks for the words of encouragement at the end there. As someone like Lewis who's at the end of his year of University. I don't want to do anything with what my degree says.

[@lin90210]

People run the Disney land marathon...and they don't run with kids P Flax

[@zigzera7757]

The best thing in my opinion to change the world is to have a lot of kids and raise them well so they will have alot of kids and pass down the values you taught them

[@feoleb]

I'm gonna spacebook stalk our new alien friends.

[@danielm6739]

interestingly, a lot of alien stuff (like the description of humanoids with large heads) comes from the descriptions by Barney and Betty Hill who claimed to be abducted by aliens in 1961

[@MetaPlay23]

I swear to god, for me there will never be a work place where I actually want to work or be happy getting up in the morning to go to work. It's just not possible for me. Work of any kind sucks for me. The best I can do is to have a job with the least amount of stress and pressure. I go there just to get my money and leave without feeling depressive because of shitty bosses or coworkers. As long as that is happening, I can accept to go to work every day. Working for someone else always feels forced no matter what type of work it is, at least for me. I don't want to be my own boss or make any decisions in a higher position either, because it's just not what I am made for.

[@baldboy-bx3gh]

I feel that if aliens were to invade itd be for some sort of mineral they dint have or for one of the reasons we colonised other peoples... Spices and tasty stuff!

[@bryanlinsmeyer3521]

Realistically any civilization advanced enough to traverse the stars would have access to all the raw materials they could ever need without needing to invade any planets. The only thing on earth we think might be rare in the universe is complex life, so it'd have to be related to that if they were going to bother with invasion. Even then it's hard to believe they couldn't just replicate anything they were particularly interested in unless they were just getting off on ruling other planets.

[@johnmarcus8864]

47:10 Even if your opinion is wrong it does not mean you can't have it!

[@svik11]

It is Tom Cruise!

[@lifedragon99]

The reason "step" porn is popular might be because of what Pyrion said, but it's also illegal to make incest themed porn in some states. So to get around this they make it step family. There are some companies that were making incest based pron then had to switch to step because of these laws.

[@forcommenting1017]

I dunno lads, I have to imagine aliens are out there, universe is massive. Do I think we've seen any on earth? Not really, if any creatures could make it here, they'd probably have stealth technology that we would never detect, or sensors so strong they don't even have to land to learn about us.

[@ColourlessQueen]

Lol at 24:00 I said Brian Cox right before lewis did

[@Weewoooweewooo]

You can only be cancelled by people that are your fans

[@Stefura]

Pyrion sounds dead inside based on that opinion that adults should not have fun at Disney :'D Or is it some weird parent thing that others also have to suffer parenthood in order to enjoy childish things?

[@ALotOfCancer]

Some of us just don't like Disney that much.

[@Stefura]

@@ALotOfCancer Im pretty neutral on it myself, but I dont understamd the policing of the enjoyment of others

[@EvileDik]

No one should have fun at Disney. Not policing fun (and they certainly do a lot of that)but the cultural damage they have done and continue to do is immense.

[@eonnephilim852]

it's probably to do with the hatred of the "disney adults" kind of people who just mindlessly consoom everything disney not specifically against the having fun of adults in disney lmao

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOO!

[@HighConCannibal]

.....Is Lulu ok?

[@mtgrabbitwizard1679]

His recently broke up almost 38 and single. So probably fine

[@HighConCannibal]

@@mtgrabbitwizard1679 Im 34, recently broken up and im good xD

[@christianfrausto8390]

pylion is aweomse

[@Casowsky]

I love Yogscast Pylon

[@Kahnabys]

I believe we are the first intelligent life in the milky way. I believe that simple or single celled life is probably common in the galaxy at large.

[@dethmin173]

cool

[@narsil1984]

On the alien stuff: none are hard to explain, there used to be a task force in the US military that counted over 12k UFO incidents and on closer examination, they're all complete non-starters. Now there's a few dozen more blurry images and the mass hysteria starts a-new. The journalist mentioned by Pyrion did a really crummy job, on the one hand complaining about over sensationalised bits on UFOs while his own piece is... well, over sensationalised (edits, music choices, zooms etc...). It's insane to what degree bullshit is coming out of people's mouthes on this, the videos show birds, balloons (including probable party balloons and plane lights out of focus. Often, "analysis" leaves out obvious stuff. Like, the objects do not move fast, the camera the pic is taken from moves... which many of these videos even indicate on the footage. Anyways, there's some literate analysis on YT (but not as much as the sensational BS ofc). Current wave seems to be nothing more but revival of hysteria surrounding the topic mixed with media clickbait interests.

[@Jockster109]

27:22

[@MystLunarabne]

I don't think the popularity of step-porn actually has much to do with the step angle at all, I think it's probably more often because it's a shorthand for a type of personality and realtionship so you understand more of the tone before you get in, I think that's also why roomate is becoming more popular etc, basically it is just the more mordern version of the fucking the plumber/hadyman/fitness trainer etc from before except those types of people aren't really who people want to fuck now adays, people want more genuine connection but they still want it to be a more casual thing. Which isalso why boyfriend/girlfriend porn is not usally at the top because whenpeople are watching porn they usually want tothink of it more like a hookup and also chances are they're single or not able to hook up with their partner maybe due to distance etc and don't want an extra reminder of how they're lonely.

[@calebmcdonald3312]

Good lord Pyrion can be such a downer sometimes.. what amount of self hatred inspires someone to hate on Lewis’ elderly parents just because they went to one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world

[@milesroy9564]

I don’t think it is self-hatred, but if you’ve been watching his streams he has a new concern that the west is being infantilized

[@kdg8076]

I think he realized how shit his opinion was when he said he doesn't have a good reason for it

[@FasAntick]

Fucking hell, he's allowed his opinion and it makes the discussions interesting, wise up

[@XMysticHerox]

@@FasAntick I can't stop him but it's a a pretty dumb opinion and he couldn't even justify it.

[@refl3x540]

​@@milesroy9564 MOBAs are gonna infantilise the West before Disney does. I put around 700 hours into DOTA 2 between 2013 to 2016 and the whole time I got screeched at by Eastern European and Russian children it was aids.

[@Ongomar]

Pyrion with his trash opinions once again, this time regarding adults at Disneyland

[@RufusOmega]

I don't think it would be too hard to find a single person to be be the representative of humanity to an alien species. You just need to find someone who nobody, no matter their race, nationality, religion or political leanings, could reasonably object to. One name immediately springs to mind: Keanu Reeves. And have David Attenborough on standby as a backup, just in case something goes wrong.

[@jesseparker8878]

Two white, English speaking people you've suggested there.

[@Arc_TheAirPirate]

Lucky for you I've already found the best representative for all humanity's most positive traits: my mother. I'm serious FBI, hit me up if you need the position filled, I'll get you in touch but she's got a tight schedule!

[@JustSiobhan]

Love how Pyrion completely discounted all women when talking about how we lost all our 'good people' in WW1 and 2 in battle. Because we all know that women can't possibly become anything other than housewives..

[@Ephemeral-Bean]

That whole rant was borderline eugenics, who in their right mind considers genetics fatalistic?? Thats not even mentioning how the damage of wwii essentially created the baby boomer generation and their prosperity

[@kyleward1834]

Tbf he didn't say "all good people" died in the world wars simply that a lot of probably very talented and enlightened individuals did.

[@jummeh]

Sad march of Entropy the podcast =)

[@theoneonly9586]

Step porn is just a lot of it and it got popular do to the memes but I think it has more to do that there so many of them. That majority of people are just looking for who is attractive/ tickles their fancy and tatse that it just ends up being step porn but then again I could be wrong and majority or people are genuinely into step porn

[@theoneonly9586]

And I I'm talking about the porn Star for taste/tickles their fancy not the genere

[@Necrobadger]

It is so weird how Pyrion can be SO right on some stuff, like the vegan bullshit, then turn around and have a WILDLY bad take like "Adults can't go to disney world."

[@Jojozilla426]

which "vegan bullshit"? because I have scarcely heard a take on veganism from Pyrion that wasnt just reactionary with no thought put into it whatsoever

[@kdg8076]

I think Pyrion realized how someone might take his opinion wrong when he said he doesn't have a reason to think this way about adults at Disney. But honestly feel the same about adults at Disney without children. You could spend your money on something so much more meaningful or impactful instead of throwing ur money at this monopoly. I should say tho, when I went as a kid, my fav ride was Soaring Over California which has nothing to do with any of Disney's productions. I think I'd enjoy it now as an adult BUT I never would waste money on such a novelty when I could spend less to actually go see these places it shows in the ride! So I'd say I'm with pyrion on this. Maybe wouldn't say it like he did tho 😂

[@XMysticHerox]

There is a difference between not getting it (same tbh no idea why you'd want to go there) and saying it's a bad thing and not ok.

[@kdg8076]

​@MysticHero yeah ur right. And I do not get how someone could rationally make the decision to go to Disney as an adult with no kids🤣 money can be spent better elsewhere

[@XMysticHerox]

@@kdg8076 Nothing wrong with it if you enjoy yourself there.

[@kdg8076]

​@@XMysticHerox true true

[@horrisnorris6478]

I'm surprised at the amount of comments saying Pyrion's views on Disney Land are miserly. I didn't think it was that negative at all - just a bit of banter, even with an acknowledgement that there was no real reason for it. When I see these kinds of reactions to Pyrion generally I always wonder if it's some kind of cultural difference - like is it Americans just taking what he says too literally? In Britain it's pretty normal to overstate your opinions and have jokey arguments with friends about them, and nobody takes it that seriously - especially in the context of an entertainment podcast!

[@masonjames7090]

Nah I'm English and I find him extremely miserable

[@leohoffa]

Pyrion is usually pretty enjoyable to listen to but adults not being allowed to enjoy Disneyland (or theme parks in general?) Is just a sad, sad opinion. We aren't in this world for that long, let people enjoy things and try things out, especially if you're elderly already. And even then I can tolerate hot takes if you at least elaborate on your opinion. Don't just duck out after ruining the mood.

[@jaydencloud8937]

Furst

[@q.q.p.p]

I dont get the idea that we have enough to go around. If everyone had even one of the many appliances people have in the west. we would need exponentially more energy produced, which would probably pollute the climate etc. Keep the non WEIRD world poor or we all have to be poor.