Triforce! #35 - Valentine Conspiracies

[@Fezeros]

Stuttering Lewis is the best x'D

[@iamcerealman102]

Where is it?

[@Fezeros]

IamCerealman After 16:05

[@scottfidel1733]

When I listened to that part for the first time I was driving and had to pull over for a good five minutes to compose myself.

[@TomThiis]

Ecks Deee

[@jguitar151]

this episode we finally uncover the reason why hannah and lewis broke up. she couldn't handle the four hour pound sessions that lewis was laying down every goddamn day

[@ganin_]

jguitar151 she wasn't dedicated enough for the loveless bjs

[@alfredstutter]

In all honesty, this is the content that I most look forward to on KZbin. I think it fits that gap in your day for something to half concentrate on. Pitched exactly right. I think there are a lot of people like me who started watching the main channel around mid teenage or earlier, and now in their early twenties or older. Where this sort of thing is spot on.

[@teralyri]

Alfred Abercrombie This comment is spot on in all aspects.

[@SercanD-_-]

Looking into the eyes of Lewis character when hes not talking is terrifing

[@Ali-ey9sz]

You know when you can't unsee things...

[@matthewjeremy6887]

Sercan Djemali oh god your right

[@evelynrobinson2431]

Sercan Djemali holy fuck, when you're looking at that stoned...😂

[@johnmacdonald812]

I prefer pyrion trying to pronounce the numbers himself. It adds to the Bodega aspect of the whole thing.

[@TheAwesomeMan54321]

John MacDonald Yet it's so painful to hear xD

[@TheGameSorcerer]

John MacDonald I think Pyrion knows that, and so is trying to keep it like that

[@georgefowler6120]

The Flat Earth Society has members all across the globe

[@thorbjrn6290]

Don't you mean around the globe?

[@georgefowler6120]

Damn, I meant to say around but I just hoped no one would notice.

[@rdizzy1]

Around the disc. Globe is 3 dimensions. Lmao.

[@kedronmallia939]

around*

[@earlgrey2130]

Yeah.. "all across the globe". Like 12 retarded people from different countries that found each other online and now feel justified in their idiotic beliefs because they created themselves an echo-chamber.

[@calvin4912]

Best Bodega episode yet. "Why are you shouting, I can hear you just fine."

[@Gallstaff621]

There should be a Bodega Yogsquest

[@jachymwiaczka4271]

THIS!

[@xdguy2569]

See Yogsquest 2

[@matthewjeremy6887]

Cody Mort that menchanded it a while ago

[@emilsteinsholt1403]

you know when u dont know if theres a new triforce or not so u go on youtube and search it and last one was uploaded 3 minutes ago

[@DrRaynbow]

yeah no i dont know that

[@MrAntieMatter]

It goes live just about every 4:30 pm, Wednesday, London time.

[@OTGT26]

Subscribe and turn on upload notifications

[@emilsteinsholt1403]

bell yeah lemme quickly jump into the road

[@timmityok8722]

FOUR HOURS, really Lewis? Holy cow how are you still single if you think sex should last FOUR HOURS???

[@RVukovi]

Tim Mityok Because anyone who has sex with Lewis "Lebanese Libidomaster" Brindley dies from the furious four hour marathon of that good ol Brindley Dicking

[@communistgamer3267]

four hours? more like all day.

[@Pizzacheese10]

3 hrs and 59 minutes of foreplay, that's how.

[@benjaminchristensen1646]

+Lord Gaben nice

[@inkarabbit9780]

four years later, happy to provide the 69th like xx

[@NerdPuppy]

45:55 Bodega

[@tomofthetomb]

Wait..... how did u get to that part. CHEATER

[@NerdPuppy]

Bedega doesn't play by the rules, and neither do I! ... What are you going to do about it? Call the space police?

[@damienrautenbach3339]

Ameebo, Imperial Police! Stop right there!

[@hysteria7755]

Does anyone know the name that of the music at the start of the bodega?

[@sgradone]

Lewis obviously brought up valentines day so he could talk about what he got up to then instantly chickened out when asked. Classic Lewis.

[@iyi1316]

As a spanish person I found it really funny and interesting at the same time how something so simple for us such as numbers can be a challenge for you guys. Great laughs! And you did pretty well Sips, btw.

[@JC-xg2ic]

I need more of Sips mispronouncing spanish in my life.

[@edisonyellick484]

As a man in a relationship with another man, can confirm.

[@mtndew4746]

sick

[@henryjohnson-ville3834]

Gross. 🤮🤮

[@Ali-ey9sz]

I loved Sips' idea. Just got the fucking shaver... Nice one Dad.

[@totimies]

This podcast gives me a warm feeling inside every morning.

[@christiani1561]

Totimies for me thats breakfast

[@AnitaZorro]

About the whole puking thing, I used to go to my Mom's Room, and go I'm sick and proceed to puke on her, my poor poor mom

[@HeyImVincentTan]

My most favorite Bodega by far. Pyrion's Tan Blachman/German accent is worthy of Hatfilms. Holy crap I loved it

[@lynettebr]

When Sips mentioned a Brazilian helicopter pilot i was thinking "was that..... an inside out reference?"

[@mrwings3194]

You guys are genuinely awesome!!!

[@harrisonallen7090]

I love this too much hope it never ends these make my week and the bodega

[@andreigheorghe3673]

This Podcast was the best one.Especially the Bodega

[@tomhindley1584]

I can never suppress my tears to the scene in Castaway when Tom Hanks speaks to his friend after escaping the island.

[@judechauhan6715]

i remember once i felt it coming for a while and went to bed when it stopped. Then a few minutes later i just turned over pushed myself up (like a pushup hold) and just threw up all over my pillow. it took me a while to be bothered to change it because i was so tired.

[@HAJICON]

Life Is Not Measured By the Number of Breaths We Take, But By the Moments That Take Our Breath Away

[@Dostwyn]

Another good black-and-white movie I can recommend is The Third Man. It's about a guy who travels to Vienna shortly after WWII because one of his friends told him to come over and earn some easy money, but when he arrives the friend is dead, and he has to find out what happened.

[@zapb42]

I am so behind on these but so relevant I just saw the 13th, and I remember Fail Safe from when I was a kid. It was actually done live on TV and was based on a pretty good book.

[@storminmonkey2437]

it would be so cool if for one special episode they animate these 3 sitting round a desk like on a game show and they are all talking , like the old yogpod animations

[@DFG1125]

As soon as they start talking about louse, my head starts itching sooo bad

[@edouarddubois9402]

@ that Inside Out scene It was weaponized tear-jerking. I mean christ, it's basically something out of a WWII drama where the colonel has to sacrifice himself to save his men, but with happy cartoon characters.

[@creeperinmybedroom]

Bodega reminds me of spaceman spiff from Calvin and Hobbes

[@ImprovingEoghan]

I think that bodega's pals will be the craggy island crew whereas Tan Blachmann's crew will be the bizarro parallel /rugged island type.

[@MichaelGames19]

This episode of Bodega was glorious

[@milos23]

i literally can't keep up with podcasts atm. Haven't got just these podcasts in my watch later haha

[@TinkTele]

Booked the half term off work so I could have some time to myself and do some college work and catch up on the Triforce!

[@datboi7990]

My favourite thing about tjis podcast is that they reference the podcast within the podcast

[@FoeReaper]

Ynow barfing is kinda like how wolves howl. It stops when everyone has barfed in the certain area.

[@tomasdavies2801]

I have to admit I had to hold the tears in when the star wars music blasted in the cinema in the force awakens

[@Barold]

Such a great episode.. loved the bodega aswell

[@Gool349]

Pyrion needs to try Skyshines Bedlam! Just the gruesome yet comical science fiction stuff he writes about in Bodega!

[@Deceipter]

This episode made me cry

[@AresWasTaken]

Fun fact, conspiracy theories don't come from irrational thoughts but rather the human brain over-rationalizing thoughts.

[@SherioCheers]

As a 33 year old woman, you are correct in saying that we talk about sex matter-of-factly a lot. Especially close friends.

[@mattmontgomery2800]

Last time I cried, I was watching a youtube video of the eclipse. Truly wept for a good five minutes.

[@RUMBLERUCKUS]

Great episode of Bodega!! Love the new character and there does need to be a bit of tension and different personalities

[@nojumperjamie]

funniest episode and best bodega yet

[@bradenswanson5986]

you guys are amazing keep it up

[@theNick256]

This podcast..... I need this podcast

[@GAPIntoTheGame]

The diference between Lewis' lifestyle and Sips' and Pyrions' is so evident in this ep

[@ricomarez7834]

Pyrion has a hell of a lot of skill with his comedic writing, but I'm sure his own reading helps a lot with timing and rhythm.

[@Benos04]

as a spanish speaker, the guys who gaved them cues about how to pronounce was well done

[@Azkal_gubat]

Lewis: "Life is what's happening right now, this second. This is part of your life..." Pyrion: "Put it on a fucking poster!" Lewis: "Come on..." Pyrion: "Give me something good!" Sips: "Shanaynay" 5 lines that explain why I love this podcast. Also, Bodega.

[@AmerikanRejekt]

hints of spacecataz... easily one of the best bodegas yet.

[@deadnan4207]

More Conspiracy talk please! :)

[@odhranmccartan3803]

Amazing bodega like always

[@jhawk8085]

16:12 good lord.

[@robbie3726]

Great episode

[@Scr117_]

For a tip for writing so that a mirror makes it look normal, look at Leonardo Da Vinci's personal notes. His writing reflect perfectly in a mirror.

[@BatteredToast]

Moe: * looks at noose * , not today old friend.

[@danielm6739]

The Bodega music is great.

[@subzero_8124]

Pyrions headlice removal method seems really tedious. There are quite a few different kinds of headlice medication available aside from the one that was described. Fullmarks for example, works by dissolving the outler layer of the headlice effectively causing them to dehydrate and is only left in the hair for 10 mins. (ofcourse you still need to comb and wash the hair, so itd still be fairly time consuming)

[@TheGameSorcerer]

Bodega is just too amazing

[@xila762]

I am Dave! Yognaugt, and I listen to the Triforce - Yogpod.

[@Crashburn1313]

the big one is the idea that 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' Jet fuel doesn't have to melt steel beams... The building structure was poor, those kinds of buildings were built in layers and if one went, they all went. There we go.

[@LordBathtub]

For those wondering it's a Nitty Gritty brand comb pyrion is talking about, i work in a pharmacy haha

[@Crashburn1313]

That little 'they're icky' from lewis lol

[@purplesnails22]

Belly laughed so hard when Sips said he raced into the bathroom holding a headshaver. Also Inside Out wrecked my mum, she was a mess, it's harrowing.

[@murderbus]

i loved this one, keep it up Pyrion

[@baxterclagmoar9333]

I'm a guy and I have lots of friends, guys and girls and we are all fairly open, within reason, sometimes the guys all just hang out to gossip and chat about our personal lives, quite openly, we are honest, good friends, it's a good situation.

[@judeethan1]

I don't know why i have to repeat myself on this point: Your personal experience means nothing! It sounds harsh but it is true, I also have friends, male and female, who express freely. However what matters are statistics and studies and from these we can see that men on average hide their emotions much more than women. Evolutionary speaking it is extremely unlikely that psychologically men and women have developed the exact same way. It also depends where this emotion is expressed, men and women definitely express these differently. Go do some research on this topic first, and don't just look for an article: 'why men and women are psychologically the same'. Read multiple articles that contradict and come to a conclusion. Please stop using personal experience as anything other than personal experience.

[@baxterclagmoar9333]

Dude, I wasn't talking about any facts or articles XD Just saying what I'm like, it's literally just what happens with me and my friends, I never said it was common or anything, nor did I say anything about statistics, I do realise that statistically men are more likely to be more closed of or not talk about things as much, I know that, I was simply just talking about what happens with me and my friends, that's all. I feel privileged that my friends are open to me, because I do realise that it's not always so common.

[@baxterclagmoar9333]

I wasn't using my own experience as an argument to say "Oh yeah, men are always so open." No, I was just saying what happens with me, that's it, just sharing, not making a point XD

[@shiloh6915]

You should watch Citizen Kane, That film still holds up today and it's just amazing.

[@multieyedmyr]

note to parents scarlett fever is making a comeback.

[@81killer1]

Man, Lewis at 16:10 just made me laugh my ass of for 5 full minutes

[@Gordonias]

Thank god, just in time for me to do some studying.

[@lin90210]

Sips....my bro and I cried when Bing Bong self sacrificed....it was painful

[@DSSeamusftw]

Woop new triforce podcast!

[@rowurle5781]

Loved Tan, although i kinda liked him as an arch enemy rather than an ally.

[@connordaniel789]

Tan Blatchman = Zapp Brannigan

[@TheGhostOfAGamer]

Life is like a box of ammo, eventually it'll run out.

[@Chapizard]

Bodega is really starting to gain momentum for me. I can visualize these episodes so well. I visualize it in the SamSweetMilk style. I'd love to see these fully animated.

[@MickeySherbert]

Chapizard it’s my least favorite part of the podcast, I can never pay attention to it.

[@mayhem296]

loved it!

[@TheTravelHub98]

Can we ever expect to get a Bodega audio book, read by Flax himself??

[@Yasha277]

Funfact: Cooties are just a word for lice, so Lewis was dead on when joking about having her scared of the boys because of lice. That's how the whole cooties thing started, it was just parents scaring their children into avoiding other children because they had lice.

[@magnusviggen6771]

wow you guys should make a movie list of movies people should see :D would be nice because lads like me have no clue about those movies you were refering too.

[@Julian-jc3xd]

47:30 whats that music

[@beastmejster]

It's weird how general pyrion always is, he's like ''the earth isn't flat so 911 wasn't a conspiracy either" He is acting like he cares about the evidence but from the way he talks about all these things he can't have done any research. Its just kind of maddening because he so often talks about needing to be well informed about the news but just blindly accepts what he is spoon fed and the snap opinions he makes that let him define an entire topic.

[@damnwolfie4986]

Brick Wall LOL someone triggered

[@AmerikanRejekt]

Brick Wall he's a brit, of course he's going to be bullheaded about his opinions :b

[@hellmes1826]

people have known the earth isn't flat for thousands of years. it's hardly spoon fed.

[@Exlaax]

Brick Wall your talking about the guy who shat on his desk just because someone said anime

[@owendewaal9805]

Or you have a severe case of paranoia xD He didn't literally say 'the earth isn't flat so 9/11 wasn't a conspiracy' he just said they were the same type of people that just purely look for evidence supporting their weird ideas and ignore all the other evidence.

[@craww1990]

That scary turd line mad me cry

[@opqwertypie2352]

When Sips says that life is like a box of chocolate, I thought "it doesn't last long for fat people" XD

[@jimmythebum6498]

Bodega=hilarious

[@irontom1052]

My body is a temple he tells us as he plays 7 hours state of dota

[@smilz58]

guess what just popped out

[@thatoneguyz7484]

3:44 AM Me "I think I'll get some sleep" boom triforce notification me "who needs sleep" am I right?

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

no. It's unhealthy and can really fuck you up the long run.

[@christiani1561]

that one guy z you do you man, podcast comes out? feckin watch it

[@abdurog1122a]

that one guy z 'Stralia?

[@rembrandttip4861]

You, me, most people.

[@omenpl29]

that bodega was great.

[@tyjay6752]

Guys! You should read Worm. That will definitely make you cry.

[@Raggepagge]

Listening to this while cooking/eating, isn't always a good idea...

[@chocoboasylum]

Tan for President! ...Oh, wait.

[@KINKEYKORNEL12345]

Pflax is just a lost soul ☠

[@Blackrain7070]

tan is a good character to complement bodega

[@wojyouvoicing]

im spanish and honestly it´s just funny when you guys say it completely wrong

[@squishybubble8408]

Sip's impression of Lewis's studier lmao