Triforce! #51 - Lewis Van Gogh

[@jacobmorales2353]

This is Michael MacDonald and i listen to the triforce all day

[@TheGromia]

*Dies from nostalgia*

[@lukemoppy]

Hoo-ey, I'm some big fat Italian from New York, and I listen to the Triforce a'right.

[@ianfeyaerts7155]

my name is dave! Yogpod and i have the balls

[@molag9911]

I'm an old man and I've fallen over but it's okay because I've got my iPod and I'm listening to the YogPod

[@korey1293]

Mummy, can I listen to the yogpod? ..."FFFFFUUCKOFF" Mummy noooo!

[@emanuelkuurne4397]

"I'm an old man and I've fallen over. I can't get up. But it's alright, because I've got my phone and I'm listening to the Triforce Podcast. Oooh, me back. Oh God, oh God."

[@Wyattporter]

27:37 Kurt Lovasz. You promised us Poopfeast420, Sips, Poopfeast420!

[@poopsfeast420]

Hi

[@korey1293]

Wyatt land in the name of the father, son, and Holy Ghost, I name him poopfeast420, smoke weed every day" lol but really I wonder if he is old enough to realize that the whole internet refers to him as poopfeast

[@wilmadj532]

sips really loves nirvana so it aint surprising, plus its a damn nice name anyway. Poopfeast wouldve been better tho smh

[@syafizzaq]

Kurt "russell" Lovasz,the only canadian hero btw he did mention his son's name once I think in Punch Club playthrough

[@riley10199]

(co-op is not important because 90% of the players have no friends)

[@rthanejehxbejws]

Baphomet That's what I was thinking the people playing Divinity and following them on Twitter have no friends

[@alejandro3772]

Every additional podcast - "It's been a while, a very long time, like a reeeeeally long time; anyway we're back"

[@neontv15]

I know exactly what sips is talking about with the slug. I saw a huge one as a kid and what did I decide to do, poke it with a stick. I heard a high pitch squeal and I swear I had just push a ton of it's babies out. WTF

[@maddawg9644]

Andwele Nicholson Damn nature you scary

[@carl7697]

"Donuts, Beer and cigarettes," is the momento on my gravestone. But I'm all out of donuts...

[@jonathannoel7144]

There have now been officially more episodes of the Triforce than the Yogpod. Snap.

[@jake_russ]

I EXPECT A PODCAST EVERY WEEK AND YOUVE BEEN LETTING ME DOWN TIME AND TIME AGAIN. COME, FELLOW SMALL-DICKED MEN AND GAPING WOMEN OF THE COMMENTS, RISE UP AND STAND FOR LEWIS'S LAZINESS NO MORE! TODAY WE COME TOGETHER IN UNISON, AND STRIKE DOWN THE TYRANNY!

[@mrelephant2283]

Suq Maidic ... Shanaynay Do do doo doo

[@bee2bee880]

Master, can they truly be the Triforce, and not talk about Zelda ever?

[@Denisowator]

They have said the name "Ben" many a time. O.o *spooky pan flutes*

[@MelvinDorkus]

if we rise up then we *would* be standing for his laziness

[@Jelkeludo]

Jake R This will be the true end of Datlof

[@kjb434]

Another good Triforce. Never feel guilty because one of you are busy. I consider this as a great "add service" to enjoying the material you guys normally put out.

[@dirzydoo2785]

Pyrion: let"s talk in absolutes Me: ONLY A SITH DEALS WITH ABSOLUTES

[@TheMrKraps]

dirzy doo “only a duty deals with absolutes” is an absolute in itself...

[@LeRonan]

A few minutes ago I was literally thinking "Oh, it's Wednesday, there might be a new Triforce! today."

[@Naturetoa]

On Pyrions cardboard story, my dad has a little worm farm for our compost and cardboard is the absolute best for them. They love the stuff. So don't wait to recycle it and also if you want to get some fertilizer for your garden, leave it out on yor garden with some newspaper and you'll have worms in no time

[@deeEFG1]

I've been listening to this podcast every day since I saw it mentioned on an askreddit post. I have no idea what to do now I'm up to date! I love it. Makes me feel so happy. My fiance is more into the gaming side and I love hearing the dad stories, so we get to listen and laugh together. Just wanna say thank you, you have helped this stranger a lot.

[@stevenmansell5595]

Lewis: "I've been reading some books" Sips: "It was Mein Kampf" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[@vladimirzavodny8889]

Please never stop Triforce ! we need this! I'm like baby before christmas every wednesday, waiting !

[@michaelzimmermann411]

I would pay for a daily subscription of these, they are amazing!

[@jurriaandejongh8677]

Lewis, BLOODY hells, that commentator rant.. My poor ears and nerves, may they rest peacefully in pieces.

[@samuelcox9656]

15:30 We need this animated xD

[@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard]

When it comes to rpg co op I find splitscreen is the best. Not playing online, it never feels good online but sitting together its is truely the best thing an rpg can give cooperatively.

[@katorgahd700]

Kurt is Poopfeast420 confirmed.

[@poopsfeast420]

You called?

[@ByrantheGamerVideos]

He called for Poopfeast420, who the hell are you?

[@benny802]

Just listening to this one as I rotate to different Triforce episodes and then realized I'm listening to this on the 23rd of August 2018.

[@Jonas-yp4sz]

I LOVE how happily Sips talks about his kids painting stuff 😄

[@ashenone1996]

"That's an attempted cucking" - Pyrion "Canvas Cauterizer" Flax 2017

[@Novaximus]

I come home from a hard days work and load these podcasts. Thanks for the unwinding conversations. I save the beer for the weekends.

[@NibblerPDX]

I love 2 dads and childless, bitter grandad! It's my favorite podcast

[@Hoobles57]

my university chose Ready Player One as our required summer reading for all incoming freshman, the author came and spoke about it and basically said that he was surprised it was chosen because even he did not think much of the book.

[@jamesmckay8720]

Sips talking about cutting the grass really fucking connected with me

[@Toklu]

There are other podcast but this one is honestly the best. Thank you guys for almost posting every week though. I get you are busy. It means a lot.

[@Terinije]

Best beer you'll ever have will be in a hot shower after having just spent an hour+ shoveling a load of snow off your driveway and sidewalks. Magnificent.

[@Impeccablelane]

I think we had those slugs in our garden when I was a kid. They used to come up on our porch and eat the cat food. It was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my childhood going out to the garden in the dark and standing on one of those huge mofos with bare kid feet. Uh

[@e.g.1111]

shoes op

[@Jeudaos]

P Flax talking about DotA is hilarious. I've also, always found that a cold beer always seems to taste better after some hard exercise/heavy labor.

[@Blackrain7070]

I'm so glad that they're encouraging Sips' son to create because self expression is great. Lewis making something in return is fucking amazing as well

[@WillyMacShow]

Divinity is the best coop game I've ever played. It was a blast! So funny, but it took a long time to get through since our schedules where often busy. 15 months to beat 1 god damn game!

[@alienaf8151]

Where's the podcast been Lewis???????????

[@LoldemortII]

Alien af You didn't even watch the 1st minute before writing your comment? Or I missed something.

[@TheInterNep]

i dont

[@dans6046]

Mr. Yuki I was trying to make that a thing as well, like I have a tiny penis or gaping vagina

[@afsmopomsafafo]

Triforce Paints next week :o

[@swansonalex]

Three experts was just right for this year's panel on Responses to Artistic Cucking Attempts.

[@AxelGB88]

Can somebody please send pyrion a beautiful painting of his wife for top bants

[@Scio_]

I am confident that the reason we got that outlier result on the Divinity survey is because they asked if co-op was "important" rather than "appreciated." Obviously, in a video game about roleplaying _my_ character, doing so with other people isn't "important," but I'd love to do it if the game's designed around it well enough. Even I answered negatively to that, and it was not a usefully phrased question.

[@Mpwilson123]

FAn art of Lewis drawing with sips telling what to draw and clapping

[@JonahDels]

This is my weekly bread, please do not make me starve..please I need this weekly :D You guys are awesome, every time make me smile for that I thank you! Greetings from Latvia and keep the good work up! ;)

[@zemineriver8043]

New Vegas is the perfect rpg for me, the story is about you it's your adventure and it has a lot of content but even more replay value

[@robertcockburn6130]

Lewis talks like a guy who recently did acid for the first couple times and is wondering how to orient himself because of it sometimes. I love it.

[@ineedaname4450]

I cant handle this and HR in one day

[@OlafTheGrayBeard]

Fuck this is the best episode of this podcast holy hell the dad chat ascended.

[@carl7697]

So... in two weeks Lewis will open a portal to a Hell Dimension, Sips will become a Spider Queen, and Pyrion will become... well... Pyrion .I LIKE THIS NEW UNIVERSE! Addendum, being unsure is a sign of growth.

[@lilshadow48]

Closing doors is probably good for the environment honestly. Leaving them open means your AC/heating will have to work harder.

[@TheMetallicBurrito]

Hot coffee, cold morning, and a fantastic podcast.

[@venomx99x]

since when did sips have a kid named Kurt?

[@jeyendeoso]

25:11 most accurate description of Sips being angry at a game... "FUCK ME FUCK THIS STUPID GAME"

[@BigRazzmatazz]

"If another man delivered a beautiful painting of your wife to your house, you'd kill him wouldn't you?" I suddenly don't despise Pyrion

[@ipotatis]

lewis is such a cool uncle.

[@samibacha2585]

Lewis needs to commentate everything

[@sp00l]

man that sandwich making got me really hyped!

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

Put the cut grass into the garden, don’t spread it because grass will starting growing in your garden. Just put a clump here, a clump there, and boom, you’re done. And It will flatten slowly by itself too so you don’t have to spread it

[@baker3661]

Lewis's version of a modern art gallery is everyone else's deleted Web search history 😉😉😉

[@jerky2112]

I love these three triangle heads! The animation, not the humans. I could watch these all day long. Does anyone know how the animation is done? I want to make one of me. :P

[@arcane999]

Lewis: "Well when people send you stuff, y'know, you have to do something back!" Not to a young kid! What the heck? Kids just want to know they've done a good job!

[@Gool349]

ahahaha the sandwich shoutcast was awesome!

[@SockmanAnton213]

saw a giant bug in my toilet, and it's gone in an instant and couldn't figure out where it went, so i bug sprayed the whole room, and then i heard those freaking story about bugs and worms, now i can't fucking sleep

[@MuuceFace]

Really glad that they've slowly moved away from their negative stigma around game talk, especially since the Bodega shorts have stopped. One hour of pure dad talk can only get us so far.

[@iprice77]

Lewis the repressed masochist through olives :D

[@Chairdolf]

Fucking hell in tears at the painting bit soo good

[@georgeconnett7812]

Sips' Son is not actually called poopfeast420? Man i'm dissapointed.

[@briandoolittle3422]

I actually didnt drink alcohol when I was younger, I didnt start drinking until I was 23. It was around that time that I started to like the flavor. I just had some once, and it tasted good, so I started drinking. So its def not because people get used to it. There is a fundamental change in your taste perception that happens in your early 20s.

[@MorotsmuffinsPrime]

Holy shit this is what "I don't LIKE like beans" was about, wasn't it?

[@Drafonni]

I just use the bell here to tell me I can download this in the podcast app.

[@SinJonesy]

Tyler Mackie I just use this to masturbate

[@Drafonni]

Morgan Same, but I prefer to masturbate on public transportation, and their isn't any wifi on the darn thing

[@nozzz8680]

Omfg it's finally here

[@grandmaKilling]

Best day of the week

[@zacharybarkey5711]

Weird connection, but I feel the exact same way about olives as Lewis does. I don't like them, but i still can enjoy eating them for the sake of eating them

[@thekadend]

This is the best thing around! I love listening to you guys keep up the great work! I was also wondering if there is any way you could tell me or if anybody knows how the animations are done

[@KayJay01]

"... and he double tapped his blink, if you don't play dota, what that means is you blink towards your own base..." Wow thanks Pyrion, as someone who doesn't play Dota and has no knowledge of it, that really helped. What is the base? What do you mean by blinking? That clarification explained nothing.

[@johnroyal4520]

Base and blinking are commonly understood terms for most gamers.

[@ij5934]

RIP Bodega we eagerly await your return

[@ProudToBeNoob]

I love coop in games (also RPGs) but it's very difficult to organise an entire playthrough with 1-3 other players because of differing schedules and fatigue.

[@4ftermarch]

Sips has it right: I genuinely do depend on this podcast - it ruins my week when there isn't one!

[@SwivelSquiggle]

2 weeks now

[@GeneralNachos]

"its only water vapor" Bro its still being addicted lol

[@Debdibib]

Welp now Ted is going to be sent hundreds of portraits of Mrs flax.

[@smilz58]

Sips is the best looking triangle of them allllllllll

[@finntraynor3904]

Jesus christ thank you pyrion i just cleaned up the cardbourd outside!

[@mclovemoffin5977]

god i love this podcast

[@Chowdersome]

I just want you all to know that I would do some dirty, dirty things to Lewis.

[@taylorcooke5242]

Saucy ;)

[@JakeMDavey]

Get in line.

[@TheInterNep]

he's going insomnia 61. Good luck XD

[@s1lm4r1l6]

Well, judging by this podcast Lewis is a masochist. So treat him dirty and you'll be there. ;)

[@coppliable]

He needs it, so from all the tiny dick's and gaping vagina's.. we wish you all the luck.

[@Blackrain7070]

I hope Lewis posts his picture that he paints for Sips' son on his instagram. As a fellow artist, I really want to see it.

[@e1miniatures584]

Ai, my man Sean Plotting name drop. Young guys should have him in as a guest

[@benny802]

15:46 RIP my ears

[@jerky2112]

Every episode of this is plagued by Lewis trying to hurry the episode up to the end.

[@Mgrow]

3 weeks? Try 5 years.... There's a tree in front of my back door now, gonna have to remove the door to get in the garden.

[@droid88-b56]

Lewis speaks up for once. Also, Sips should make a video where he displays some of his techniques.

[@mattcrane416]

Oh dear Pyrion, only a Sith deals in absolutes. (20:18)

[@OMGyouMuPPeT]

But.. but.. that's an absolute too

[@bioshockinfintyfan]

I would have loved the previous staff for the panel it was soooo good. I had a reason to stay after the game, that and slacks.

[@flaminshotgun]

42:10 Lewis talking about how he is a masochist again.

[@weareennui]

I missed you ladies.

[@Treekco24]

As for the length of an rpg, I'd heavily value anything over say 50-60 hours. Played Persona 5 recently and that game absolutely blew me away, beat in 120 hours. Liked it so much I played Persona 4, which I beat in 65 hours. For co-op in RPG's, I'd disagree with it for the most part, but when games like Divinity come around it's a fantastic experience. For ones I'd like co-op to be in would be the new Zelda, I thought it was decent, 6.8/10, but it would help make running around the open world more enjoyable.

[@RisingDivinity]

Holy shit, making a sandwich will never be the same for me again.

[@SuperSexySintoras]

Pyrion seems to gets art alot more than hed like to admit i think lmfao.

[@joshuaszczudlak3386]

Now I need a beer.

[@modernkennnern]

42:00 I honestly agree with Lewis here

[@Alenthas]

I need to get me some beer now

[@FriendlyKat]

Ready Player One is a great book! One of the best!

[@zoravar.k7904]

I think people voted for 100+ because I found it took ~120hrs to complete divinity co-op, because you end up messing around a lot. But with a bit more focus, the game is like 90 hrs long. As far a solo playing is concerned, I think around 80 to 90 hrs is a great length.

[@Codemarla]

Theres a sure fire way to make sure I never play a game.... make it 100 hours long. South Park: Stick of Truth was the perfect length at around 10 hours.