True Facts: The Ogre Faced Spider

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Deinopis is a throw back to an older, cooler kind of cribellate spider. Lots of spigots...LOTS. OF. SPIGOTS.
I forgot to add one very important credit for the wonderful egg sac weaving footage: / basin79
Peter Clausen @bugsincyberspace
Dr. Jonathan Coddington
Adam Connolly: / liladtheinvertabarianc...
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Gianfranco Gomez and Tracie Stice : www.thenighttou...
Young Hg @yongi_ng82
Geoff Hyde @spinifex222
Dr. Anna-Christin Joel
Jeremy Jones @jeremycology
Olman Alvarado Rodríguez
Shutterstock
Håkan Söderholm
Dr. Jay Stafstrom jaystafstrom.com
Dr. Fritz Vollrath
Paul Whittington
Robert Whyte : www.amazon.com...
Music: / querflote
to contact me regarding footage i could use or interesting leads on biology topics: [e-mail]

[@wiilov]

David was literally born yesterday, Zefrank, cut him some slack.

[@BoomKing69]

He should be cutting his own sack slack.

[@ahmadsarr4277]

Austin Felton exactly 😂😭😭

[@larkunique4932]

@Oggatha Christie Thank you

[@astrea4020]

Well Vanessa could do it sooo 🙄

[@sharkdude2633]

:(

[@208jdog]

I like how zefrank can leave youtube for years, come back and still get millions of views.... we never left u zefrank

[@adararelgnel2695]

Lol right!? Already at half a million views and it's only been like half a day since he posted

[@net_spider]

Exactly what I was thinking! Just happy to find his new video in my Recommended. ^_^

[@peterthor9940]

I needed his voice

[@marycyskymutia4176]

Zefrank's voice is da only thing that can make me love science. . . whenever I can't sleep I watch he's videos Bcoz he's voice is soothing af

[@christopherleveck6835]

We need to get him to talk to Grade A and see if he'll come back. Who knows maybe they hide under the same Rock.

[@ConsortiumOfTheBrain]

I’m currently in biology class and professor had me pull up this video on the giant screen in the auditorium. You made 175 college students very happy today

[@overlord267]

Did you get caught watching it in class?

[@MystralThunder]

@@overlord267 Excuse me? Do you mean to ask if he had to put it up because he got caught? That really sounds confusing the way you put it

[@airotiv7916]

Excellent choice 🎉

[@forregom]

What about the horrifying spider face?

[@airotiv7916]

@@forregom If it was just a whole video just zooming into its face then yeah, it would be definitely disturbing, especially for the arachnophobics 🤣🤣🤣

[@ClanImprobable]

I love when he gives them names. Vanessa was very mature. David needed to stay in the eggsack and cook a little longer.

[@AmaryIIion]

I think the problem was he did in fact stay too long, big bro couldn't get out lol

[@theresebrandser]

“It’s like a lunch date after a bad argument... rage chewing” 😂😂😂

[@kengamble8595]

Yeah, I have witnessed that..... a few times...... could chew through a steel beam in under a minute ! 😊

[@QueenBForLife]

Lmao she really does look pissed.

[@blackmagician7645]

😀Or- "Don't $%!# where you eat unless what you eat likes $%!#" 😆

[@WhimsicalCreature457]

Grrrrrr..... chew.

[@daleroberts855]

@@blackmagician7645 Wise words that I live my life by.

[@Sgtnolisten]

“She looks pissed. Like a dinner date after an argument” I’m done

[@PorchPotatoMike]

Sgtnolisten “Rage chewing”

[@unlimitedduckgamer]

Thats where i lost it.

[@eustace8520]

*"It's like a lunch date after a bad argument."

[@XUnholyMusicianX]

A one cheek spread fart Puuuuhhh...... XD

[@gulmaraz5931]

Ogre kingdoms total war Warhammer 3

[@马列主义孙子全家去死]

Finally, you recalled your KZbin account’s password.

[@VidralliaArchives]

Can we have a "True Facts: David" and it's just Zefrank narrating footage of various creatures being exceptionally unsmart?

[@alexstone691]

I like this video but this i need

[@adudenameddrake3563]

He just released it 2 minutes ago! kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqPNY3unbN2kh5o

[@TrashSniper]

@@adudenameddrake3563 I fucking hate you with all my heart

[@galanie]

LMAO My brothers' name is David and he was married to Vanessa. Was. I find this funnier than most probably because of that.

[@souldancer9091]

@@adudenameddrake3563 I’ve never been so disappointed by getting rick rolled in all my life-

[@slinkerdeer]

"They cut a tiny circle, and the circle of life continues." That was an excellent finisher

[@spydere3392]

And then came David

[@gollumslovesongs334]

My precious?

[@MacCakePie]

The more excellent finisher was „Uh, millenials...“ :D

[@Not_Sure-2020]

Heh...millennials.

[@slinkerdeer]

Wow this comment blew up fast, i won't be one of those dicks who edits it saying OMMGGG SO MANU LIKEESSSS

[@cinnamon5930]

When he made the "spider laugh noise" that shit took me out.

[@OpinionatedChicken59]

**Pfffeh**

[@RetroNewWaveBoy]

@Suffer No Fools what the hell are you even on about? "took me out" was used in the 90's in the same context, you lemming.

[@Shelleybean3315]

😂😂😂😂

[@DaithiSan]

Suffer No Fools you must be fun at parties...

[@Critter_Farm]

@Suffer No Fools Your username is very ironic. You realize that people coming up with new ways to refer to the same thing is the way language evolves, right?

[@dumpster9048]

"If you don't speak nerd, that means 'dang they see good'" Thank you for the translation. Much appreciated

[@jaxusr235]

Mm.

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Jaxus R your input will be noted. Processed, and rebuilt onto the mainframe.

[@kungfuman1655]

666 likes

[@thatweirdperson4378]

Read that as he said it.

[@sg4c695]

Fun fact: When you find coins in your room it’s your your lil friendly spiders paying their rent so don’t sweep them out

[@Angel-rr2ow]

👍

[@rightnutnews2290]

👍

[@rowdyruffy]

👍

[@D_U_N_E]

Why I had to kill my spiders, missed rent for 4 months in a row.

[@zBMatt]

@PEDRO PAULO SILLOS PEREIRA your order of extra small condoms has been shipped.

[@ivanov093]

I love how "if you don't speak nerd, that means, 'dang they see good' " attacks everyone who hears it.

[@kimberlyperkins2992]

Laughed so hard I snorted

[@Jeeroy_Lenkins]

I am a nerd so your theory is incorrect

[@USAlien234]

Lmao it got me 😆 😆

[@marcuslaurel5758]

@@Jeeroy_Lenkins Shut up nerd. The word “nerd” in that context is being used as a pejorative and therefore attacks you whether you feel insulted or not.

[@JuliaGhoulia87]

I spat out my cuppa dang good tea

[@questingchris1699]

Love it when a new True Facts comes out. It’s like a random gift.

[@jocelynbh97]

Questing Chris remember that one time when we had to wait 4 years for a video 🥴

[@ronangoss4904]

I do

[@misterpanini8169]

you might need to poop in a pitcher plant for payment.

[@questingchris1699]

Jlow yep

[@veramae4098]

I wonder if he could be talked into making a "True Facts" about Putin? Of course, It might get him killed .... Never mind.

[@kathrynemares7961]

"She looks pissed, its like a lunch date after a bad argument." I cracked up haha

[@thea-ronator57]

“...like rage chewing.”

[@pinupgirl9160]

Kathryne Mares lol same 😂

[@Sg4809]

Rage chewing 😂

[@thomaskilmer]

I couldn't unsee it after that.

[@BernardSolomon]

You stole my line (s), LOL

[@LevvyJFoxxy]

This was the first zefrank video I came across and I was laying in bed so high at the time, I was not prepared for the "one cheek spread fart" bit. Caught me completely off guard, you know that type of laugh where you feel like it's taken years of build up to release? Got to the point I had to pause the video and sit up because my cheeks and stomach ached so much. Two huge wet patches of tears on my pillow from the avalanche of giggle fits I just couldn't stop. This was at 2am during lockdown and still to this day - that comparison and fart noise still gets a good giggle out of me. Cheers zefrank, I really needed that at the time bro. It was like the therapy I didn't even know I needed.

[@scottlissa6433]

So happy when I see a notification that you’ve posted something new.

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I agree!

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Scott Lissa lol I know I make an audible gasp while surrounded by strangers

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Scott Lissa same lol

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OMG HIS BACK

[@scottlissa6433]

Foster Comedy lol

[@EndiXIV]

I was JUST thinking “Hmm zefrank must be on a hiatus again” like two days ago

[@tjzambonischwartz]

Uncle Bubbles same here!

[@davidrosas2127]

@@tjzambonischwartz uh oh i used the word hiatus in my comment too. $10 word club!

[@nicklewis470]

I swear that always happens with me. like the other day I was just thinking I haven't seen JonTron upload anything in a while and the next day he made his goop vid.

[@Skittenmeow]

"Like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage chewing." Perfection

[@thekingsdale2899]

Ladies and gentlemen, my fear of spiders is deteriorating!!! I literally cried because for the first time i see it for its unique beauty and not its strange difference. the Ogre spider is now my favorite spider. her eyes are like sniper optics. That case i know for a fact spider vision is crazy!

[@insertnamehere6659]

Interesting fact! An Ogre Spider has to regrow its retinas every night because, during the day, they absorb so much light that they burn up! The disadvantages of having no eyelids are intense.

[@alchemicmercury]

Did you see true facts about the peacock spider? Buddy your in for a treat

[@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588]

The ogre spiders look relatively cute when compared to most other spiders, especially with those funny-looking faces of theirs.

[@xhappybunnyx]

spiders are seriously such cool organisms. Completely self-sufficient, tool-using, solitary fisher-folk just living their tiny cool lives.

[@DylRicho]

As cool as they are, they haven't got anything on jumping spiders in my opinion.

[@Mystic2760]

"Uploaded 4 minutes ago" - has over 4.3k views already That's how you know this fanbase is devoted

[@lukefender94]

I would pause childbirth to watch a new true facts video

[@dragom2009]

All hail Zefrank Our time space traveling benevolent deity.

[@julianz7555]

One hour in and we got 124k I am pretty impressed

[@extendoduck]

You know the creator is loved when there are thousands of views before the first one finishes watching the video

[@violetartem1034]

Can’t believe I’ve spent hours watching boring documentaries to study when this gold existed

[@vapormissile]

This should be required viewing for middle-school biology. Solid, funny science.

[@caseyo5524]

This is probably the sparksnotes of documentaries

[@samhansen9771]

@@vapormissile we were shown it in marine science when we had extra time

[@vapormissile]

if only we had had such technologicial tools at our disposal. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXuzhZlviNKZgpo

[@danielamichelle76]

I always forget this dude exists and when he comes back with a video I get over excited

[@naturegirl1999]

Daniela Reyes I don’t forget, I eagerly wait for the new video

[@m3talcake145]

Every time he posts i just drop everything i do and watch.

[@KimberlyDayah]

@@m3talcake145 me too :)

[@EugeniaBonucci1965]

Same

[@schwindsichtigaderechte5293]

Same here!

[@terryvimes8771]

I just love the way he says "bebbes". Can't get enough of it.

[@AceAlbatros]

The first 30 seconds of this video makes me wonder if my dog has a name for me and how terrible it must be.

[@teresamcmurrin8672]

AceAlbatros Trust me, it can't possibly be as bad as a cat's names for us...

[@Sgtnolisten]

Teresa McMurrin the reason cats and dogs don’t get along is because the cats names for us is THAT insulting...

[@JordyFidis]

@@Sgtnolisten But cats and dogs do get along, unless of course, one of them is an asshole

[@herbderbler1585]

@@JordyFidis unfortunately assholes are common among cats and not unheard of among dogs.

[@JavenarchX]

@@teresamcmurrin8672 haha...yeah my thoughts exactly

[@rodgill9376]

"Don't shake hands with Spider-Man. You just don't know." I'm so done LOL

[@eldermillennial8330]

Also, most spiders have detachable penises, so at least Mary Jane is never lonely.😝😈

[@rodgill9376]

@@eldermillennial8330 poor Mary Jane 😓

[@hoodycoo4391]

He gonna cover mj in *GLURRRE*

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Mephisto broke up Peter and Mary Jane.

[@DracoTheBlack]

I was expecting 200 babie spiders to come pouring out of that hole...

[@ianmiller6040]

They tried.

[@nightburner5357]

Thanks for that David

[@trapeye3464]

david spoilt

[@NafuttoID]

David is the winner of chicken diner

[@gwrober]

THANKS DAVID

[@love_mandyxo]

“It’s bébé time!” I love that line 😂

[@GoCrazy69]

Really now 😏

[@nissan_skyline]

It's more like, "bèby" lol. The pronunciation of bébé sounds like be•bay.

[@helenarosno]

2:25 “That is why Deinopis *never laughs* “ I don’t normally think spiders are cute but I laughed at that😂

[@cosmincelau6157]

Ah... Helena..

[@jazzbeaunola]

"It's like a lunch date after a bad argument......rage chewing." Hilarious!

[@amezfires9247]

That made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@Ridisculed]

"Spiders are like onions." -Spigre

[@hibajebli3788]

Bc they make u cry 😭

[@leovanilla6833]

Doctor: Spigre isn't real. He can't hurt you. Spigre: WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. IN MY SWAMP.

[@pedrorhodes6206]

They have layers

[@yellooh]

Good one!

[@ratbat1072]

They stink

[@paulmacbay9404]

No matter how many times I view these they never get old. I love true facts.

[@NatYourAverageNerd]

“She looks pissed. Like a bad lunch date after an argument.” That spider WAS pissed. XD

[@FoxDragon]

Rage Chewing is my new favorite

[@robertelessar]

That line made me laugh harder than I've laughed in about seven years. It was so true.

[@SaikoSoda]

Why seven years tho

[@dcryptikz83]

Every one of your recent videos has my eyes “gleurred” to the screen

[@Makkushimu]

Was ready to get grossed out, but found myself absolutely fascinated and enthralled by the complexity of this living creature

[@sakurasfish2115]

Same...some animals don't look 'natural' i can't imagine how these designs came up to be

[@saturn_jupiteruranus_neptu5827]

@@sakurasfish2115 millions of years of 'natural' years

[@JoshuaWillis89]

Same! I’m positive that if I saw one in person, I would scream and run away, but they’re kind of cute here!

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@sakurasfish2115 I mean, humans don't exactly look natural, to be fair. lol The rest of the animals look more natural than we do.

[@sakurasfish2115]

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker sure... everything on earth look alien tbf

[@risabee6312]

“Rage chewing...” This spider is my spirit animal. 🖤

[@mistylover7398]

Mine 2

[@phasm42]

"She looks pissed. It's like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage chewing." 😅😅😅 gold

[@davantiowo6519]

Lol

[@RubixtheCubix198783]

I was just gonna quote!

[@Vance_Danger]

"That is why Deinopis NEVER. LAUGHS" That line slew me.

[@crispy982]

That "Cramming for a math test and needed a break" part hit way too close to home

[@codywarhawk7099]

He didn't even say "captured in 4k." He said *"captured in sextape night vision green."* 🤣 I love this channel.

[@gesie0504]

"don't Shake Hands with Spiderman because you don't know.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FloatingSunfish]

"David" -- every species has one.

[@Davidxcat]

:(

[@kaize.]

Oof

[@davidshi451]

I feel sad now

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

It's not ogre it's never ogre.

[@NannyCorz]

“Rage chewing” is now my new favourite saying

[@ScarletTermite]

NannyCorz yessss!

[@inspectahdeeeohoh3079]

I read your comment exactly the same time the narrator said the phrase "rage chewing" I'm in pain laughing Haha 🕷😁🤣🤣🤣😜👌

[@tupecktherappingparrot4345]

NannyCorz as a parrot, I can say rage chewing is a thang!

[@theflowerhead]

Which has to be closely followed by "rage chewing". 💀 XD

[@aazhie]

Good band name but also SUCH A MOOD

[@jonnietube]

I can't be the only one who has to hit "Pause" every now and then, after something particularly hilarious, because I can't hear the next few sentences over my own laughter? Surely?

[@bringbackthegooddaysofyoutube]

And that is how the ogre faced spider do.

[@countrygurlgardener8968]

😂

[@xivix6710]

I was waiting for this line

[@redflame300]

Just don't shake hands with spiderman

[@ashleycraiglozada2550]

"it's behbeh time" the behbeh never gets old. I love you zefrank

[@cypresswillow2591]

That's how use it nowadays instead of the normal "babies" lol

[@Wuzzup129]

"Deinopis don't need no gluerr. It does it old school." *Gleurr*

[@starlabradshaw2969]

*Gleurr.*

[@markuskuhn9006]

*Gleurr*

[@Wulthrin]

that is how zefrank do

[@BassNinja]

Hahahaha

[@Wuzzup129]

@@Wulthrin *Keks loudly*

[@cameronwhite2760]

I have only recently discovered this channel. What have I been missing out on?! The combination of sarcasm and humor keeps my attention despite ADHD. This is what should have been shown during my school years and should be shown to todays children.

[@ellenmurphree4927]

Had a crappy day but this makes it all better.

[@esssaaaa5417]

Ellen Murphree same

[@incognito8023]

Cheers

[@MissEarthling]

Me too

[@Allison_Leigh]

I read this as "Had a creepy day".

[@thenewyoutuber4798]

Right

[@SumanthSamuel]

We will Cherish every one of those 6 minutes and 46 seconds.

[@stewarta4917]

I feel like I’m getting smarter and dumber at the same time

[@daphnekaplan9126]

That is so true !

[@linda1lee2]

That is how zefrank do!

[@Nonobsolete]

True balanced, as all the things should be

[@fuckingsomeome__5317]

Lol same

[@suep9445]

😱🤣😎

[@theoneinthemiddle5553]

"Is that David? I told you not to use him in this shot, Hes an idiot" lol I fucking died

[@mistylover7398]

IKR lol 😆

[@mirek4357]

"Is that David? I told you not to use him in this shot He's an idiot" That one got me good

[@davebuchan81]

Got me too haha.

[@David39151]

same here

[@lahlybird895]

Now I'm confused. I thought David was an ant

[@DarthChewie]

David is useless. To hell with ALL David's. Or perhaps just that David. Or perhaps all spiders. Or both.

[@lahlybird895]

@@DarthChewie But David is not a spider O.o .

[@TheVetusMores]

"A soft laugh, like a one-cheek-spread fart ... _pffuhh_ ... "

[@mrspoopy3227]

2:25

[@monsour1900]

I died at the accuracy of the description and the stealthiness of the deed.

[@Jason-qc4ty]

I peed a little on that one lol

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Subtly attempting the One Cheek Sneak _always_ goes bad in public by the end and turns into the One Cheek Squeak. And awkwardness. Such awkwardness. Everyone trying to pretend you didn't fart fail and keep a straight face. But you did. And they know it. And you know they know it.

[@SohanDsouza]

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing I read the second paragraph in zefrank1's voice. 😁

[@encinoman903]

"She looks pissed. It's like a lunch date after an argument."

[@gabe1431]

Delete your fucking comment. You stole this shit

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

I see quotes. That's them saying someone else said it

[@gabe1431]

@@Bulletproof_Trump It's a quote by someone else who also quoted it.

[@donkey7921]

@@gabe1431 why does it matter? How do you know its stolen?

[@px2a]

Sheast z because someone already said it moron

[@jamesstetson5727]

"She looks pissed, like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage Chewing!"

[@mistylover7398]

😡🍔🥤

[@carolannroberts]

Does this remind anyone else of KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE?

[@themaggattack]

@@carolannroberts Wow, now THAT'S a blast from the past! 🤡

[@p_ma]

“Cute little nostrils, oh no, those are also eyes....” (≧∇≦)

[@SilvioMDante]

And that ladies and gents, is how the Ogre Faced Spider do.

[@immersiveparadox]

I can't believe he forgot that again!!

[@graceng7986]

I was waiting for him to say that! :P

[@tasertag7513]

MEDIC!

[@twaalfendertig]

Dude, you sound like how I imagine the voice of a cat would be.

[@king4217able]

Look up his other stuff he has so many cat videos

[@Zyk0th]

He is the voice of Cat in the Dear Kitten commercials.

[@deeppurplecutie]

@@Zyk0th ooooh that's why it's so familiar!

[@MrSharpeace]

Somewhere between Tom Waits, and Brian Cranston as Heisenberg.

[@Ssssssnakeisone]

@⁅Greαt Grαnd Fαther Lʊrd King-Emperor Beliαl-Mαle⁆ Lorenzo Music. If imagining cat voices yourself, just brain harder.

[@jtek2259]

fun fact: their night vision is so good that they go blind each morning

[@mistylover7398]

Just like me

[@VJETRA]

Task failed successfully.

[@Xalerdane]

Yep. Because spiders don’t have eyelids or irises, they can’t control the amount of light that enters their eyes. So every morning when the sun comes up the ogre-faced spider’s special cell layer is overloaded and _literally burns away, rendering them completely blind._ The spiders have no choice except to sit and wait until it gets dark enough for the insides of their eyes to successfully grow back.

[@camrendavis6650]

2:57 "-don't need no *Gluerrrr"* LOL, wtf XD

[@PopeGoliath]

You must be new here. Welcome!

[@jeepersmcgee3466]

Go watch the carnivorous plants video. Some of them look like they're tipped with *dewrrr*

[@nunya_bizniz]

That's how Zefrank do.

[@Nick70011]

We don't do that here

[@nathanhaynes8489]

Bolas spider uses the glue. He did that one last time or time before

[@zahra4829]

"She gave him the name of fúckstick bastard díckwad" Lmao felt this on a spiritual level-

[@jonathancarter9371]

Ascends in Stiff Mode*

[@junothelazywolf6346]

Tee Hee knows that my dads old name was fuckface mc dickwad

[@deborahfarmer2532]

I absolutely adored that.

[@Feliphezo]

How does that relate to you?

[@pepethecrab5952]

That was hilarious

[@ItRemindMeOfHome]

"Now it looks like what I would do if I had a net between my legs" No truer words have ever been spoken

[@hyano9550]

"Rage chewing" XD

[@ThomasEWalker]

I speak photographer and dang, that's amazing!!! Their eyebally things are way faster than my very best lenses ever were. I had some very big lenses, too. I love the True Facts writing; I think I'm in love. With the writing! Not like that - that would be icky.

[@PikaPunch44]

"don't shake hands with spider Man cause, u don't know.." LOL 😂😂😂

[@SaroDracon]

Cause your hand might get preeeegnant

[@Enderboy4030]

Moral of the story: "Don't shake hands with Spiderman... well... because you don't know"

[@justinmiller129]

for some reason *Ogre Faced* reminds of this spider: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGKth6CKopKmedU&ye

[@coldfire2935]

LOL! “Rage chewing”. Sounds like me at lunch when time is almost up and I gotta go back to a job I hate.

[@blueroses7468]

Most boomer shit I've heard

[@_Venvel]

The two commentators above me have never worked in the customer service industry. Sincerely, a Millennial.

[@blueroses7468]

@@_Venvel not the job part. The "LOL!"

[@babybluecheeks]

@@_Venvel students.

[@cosplaymemories1487]

lol same.... sept we have to eat on the clock xD we don't get to relax while eating- rage chewing is so accurate! xD

[@JeremyClow]

OMG…one of the funniest, informative videos on KZbin or is it one of the most informative, funny videos…regardless…awesome!

[@nightlordnorris4446]

2:30 "It she laughs. It's like a one cheek spread fart...like. 'pEeh'" 😂😂😂 that part got me so bad. I love these videos. 😆

[@kcyousee7058]

He captured it perfect 😆

[@justinmiller129]

for some reason *Ogre Faced* reminds of this spider: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGKth6CKopKmedU&bbdd

[@julieiverson9977]

I did exactly that when I heard that. Go figure

[@frogpalpeeper4249]

Exactly! I'm still laughing over it.

[@bicivelo]

That tickled my brain I laughed out loud!

[@amariofernandes9358]

*spider catches insect* "It's all ogre now"

[@asrielthedreamer6783]

Looks like I wasn't the only one with Shrek jokes*

[@ausaralexander2627]

“This is the par where you run away”

[@milili27]

🤣🤣🤣 Wow..

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

@@ausaralexander2627 *where you couldn't

[@bekjanz]

I thought this was Singsing reference 🤣

[@edabbott8130]

Your voice is a mix between Morgan Freeman and Internet Historian

[@highpockets359]

Oh wow, you're right

[@invisibleenenra9596]

EdBot with Comedic remarks like Jeff Dunham

[@TheDevile1]

@@invisibleenenra9596 Jeff dunhams a Comedian??

[@Morphis]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZmYfniAoJqNebM

[@invisibleenenra9596]

The Devils In The Detail Yes He Is, Plus His Inappropriate Jokes Are So Funny They Make People Laugh

[@darylwilliams7883]

It is difficult to entertain and inform a professional biologist at the same time, but this video is a triumph of the art.

[@contrazoid]

Legend says David is still trying to get out of the egg sac til this day

[@nurgleGurgell]

Because he's stupid

[@alexgray2039]

You win the best comment award. Good show ol' chap.

[@JonasBecker]

Damn it David!

[@lady_sir_knight3713]

Don't knock my guy, he figured the stick method out in a minute.

[@Gman1998]

He’s an idiot

[@TheGabe473]

Everytime Ze posts its like i’m reminded that an old friend is well somewhere. ♥️

[@DarleyHavidsun]

You're so wholesomely sweet omg. ❤️

[@johnbearjunkyard]

I want a group hug now

[@AzteckRaider]

Such an underrated comment.

[@sidthesloth12]

I'm always glad to see Ze post another video,I have a smile on my face the whole time

[@Rohdigum123]

That’s exactly how I feel

[@bernarddino3827]

"I'ts bebe time"

[@livelybubbs6242]

Bebe’s kids

[@theblanketfortcohort7332]

Also you need more merch, this series is packed full of iconic quotes. Imagine an entomologist wearing a t-shirt with an ogre spider on it that said "rage chewing." Actually no, imagine someone who's job it is to rate posh food. "Rage chewing." 1 star and he hasn't even had a drink yet

[@gaoxiaen1]

Russian and Chinese zookeepers.

[@gabbydodd7027]

“I’ll say it: I mean, don’t shake hands with spider man because you don’t know…”

[@JanineMarshall61390]

Gabby Dodd lol 😂

[@alexgray2039]

I'm so glad you're back. My favorite youtuber. You need to narrate a full documentary. I would cry.

[@DoBeLove]

"Ugh, Millennials!" This guy kills me.

[@aoyukinana]

David i will give him a week and half

[@coelacanth9821]

hah, good catch!

[@backupsideways]

Ok boomer

[@jasonflay8818]

Ok boomer!

[@diamondbrony8550]

What?

[@CheeseYourself]

they look so comically angry all the time, omg i love them-

[@dc8608]

"It looks like its relieving stress like it was cramming for a math test and needed a break"

[@levig.7159]

are you one of those davids?

[@Itspaydaysboys]

No judgement

[@joshuahancock2079]

I beheld for the short moment when this comment had exactly 69 likes. And as the moment fleets away, it’s truth exists only within the confines of my memory.

[@erico1120]

Yeah, that part 😂😂😂

[@whynotanyting]

"𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓰, they see good."

[@hanswasgaming3547]

"Deinopis don't need no gluerw, they did it old school, like a grandpa playing marbles with cat turds."

[@EarthAltar]

Can't... Stop... Laughing.

[@RoyalHoneyRopes]

Read this just as he said it 🤣

[@justinmiller129]

for some reason *Ogre Faced* reminds of this spider: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGKth6CKopKmedU&urr

[@johnmartinelli4006]

My favorite videos to watch on KZbin. I have been sending these videos to family and friends for years now. Learn something new, breaks-up miserable days, and a chance to laugh your ass off. Thanks for these Zefrank!

[@grayven123]

"GIVE HIM THE STICK!" *Tries to give David the stick "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

[@dominiqurzua-alvarez7721]

You know my dad?

[@Beverly_Dingus]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

[@olivermasters2188]

Pork chop Sandwiches.

[@abramthau558]

Who wants a body massage?

[@xbloodberryx]

OMG YESSSSS. Lol he like skiis up all “NOW WOt the FOK are you kids DOING on MY FOKKEN LAWN? And DONT LOOKAT ME WHILE I’M TALKING TO YOOO!”

[@gaboderflinger7854]

That “she looks pissed” part made me crack

[@darkmage85]

My name is David and i can confirm: We are idiots.

[@borgir3451]

yea my younger brothers name is david and he's also an idiot

[@StainlessHelena]

As a fellow David, I second that.

[@daviguedes8949]

Aye

[@davidhamilton1632]

Shit

[@thewolfking1152]

Davids Unite😂

[@lizzytroy9503]

Somebody once told me The world was gonna web me I ain't the sharpest stick in the egg sack

[@mistylover7398]

😆😆

[@MrManu2468]

This spider looks like someone tried to make a spider look cute but failed miserably.

[@BDSquirrel]

It does have the huge "Notice me, Senpai" anime eyes.

[@MsMrapplepie]

I mean, they made the legs too long for it to be cute. Needs to have more of a jumping spider build.

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Cartoon spiders in real life essentially

[@rbush19861]

The jumping spiders' jealous, ugly, sibling.

[@YamacKocovali7]

@@rbush19861 that's it

[@Fuzzalina]

I missed you zefrank. You make the world a better place. Gluer.

[@carlosace1230]

"Should we blur this out, Jerry?"

[@darchangel2136]

This has been my favorite nature channel now for months

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

"Deinopis. NEVER. LAUGHS."

[@karinthacary]

Splitjaw Janitor not ever

[@lukono_7794]

🤣🤣

[@jameshauck9148]

"Pffeuh" -Zefrank, 2019

[@katlignarska]

Like a one cheek spread fart lmao!!!

[@geekdivaherself]

No no nnno no, no. 2:30 sounds more involved than _that._ Think about how many one-cheek-spread farts someone would have to listen to in order to get _that level_ of imitative expressionism! So why the nether-regions did you chose _that_ to transcribe it?!? You can do better. I have faith.

[@geekdivaherself]

"Puh...FHU'h>" "P⊙h'f^hUH~」" "*⊙'h、◇fh「U¡h」" I think I'm getting closer, that is if you allow characters outside the standard English letter and simple punctuation set.

[@Lance_Manyn]

Yeah, I loled at that too

[@jameshauck9148]

@@geekdivaherself No, I heard it, it was _very_ distinctly a "pffeuh." You can't convince me otherwise.

[@carolineadame1315]

"Dienopis do not create little drops of *gluuuuue* Dienopis dont need no *GLUUERRRR* " I'm dead...

[@ricardobowen2029]

i spat out my drink

[@psychotempest]

Took me all the way out!!!! Lol

[@redneck0ne]

i honestly blew hot ass coffee out the nose. Note to Self: Do NOT drink hot liquids and watch anything from ZeFrank. Still weirded out by the fact i survived the Field of Dicks, but glue phrase turned me into the coffee dragon.

[@davidstockton9802]

Dude I love you and your style of documentary is off the chain !

[@rubenburger2621]

Only zefrank can make videos that make me willingly watch spider fragments

[@claypidgeon4807]

The family literally has “NOPE” in it.

[@Scuuurbs]

Right? I thought he made it up so I went and googled it. Deinopidae .

[@jeremiah3355]

Dem biologists are messing with us now

[@joshuapenner2164]

"Don't shake hands with spiderman, you just don't know!" I died! 😂😂😂😂

[@gornser]

RIP

[@cass7448]

So that's why the webs shoot out of his wrists...

[@user-mf8su7ny3s]

Why did you put a exclamation mark it wasn't loud

[@joshuapenner2164]

@@user-mf8su7ny3s I love mehself some explamations marka. Gotta problem wit dat bru? 😑

[@user-mf8su7ny3s]

@@joshuapenner2164 yes

[@terralynn8716]

I think Ze Frank should get his own nature show. I need more of this. I hope every day for new videos.