Trump 2020 Looks A Lot Like Trump 2016

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Күн бұрын

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@MrKikip1992
@MrKikip1992 5 жыл бұрын
If he's still saying 'Make America Great Again' does that mean he failed in this term?
@WhateverHappenedToFun
@WhateverHappenedToFun 5 жыл бұрын
Shhhhhhhh.... logic is what make them angry....
@PeggyJame
@PeggyJame 5 жыл бұрын
Keeley Wheelz: There is no “again”. There is only today and tomorrow.
@marshalbaek5580
@marshalbaek5580 5 жыл бұрын
Keeley Wheelz Yes
@ike9854
@ike9854 5 жыл бұрын
No, the man is making the Country great again, every day and every time he opens his mouth! Americans are not interested in politics, just flagwaving shows and slogans!
@JohnDoe-dg8pe
@JohnDoe-dg8pe 5 жыл бұрын
Isnt he saying Keep America Great
@johannadams7266
@johannadams7266 5 жыл бұрын
Does anyone ever just watch the people in the crowd behind politicians and wonder WTF is wrong with them?
@Wamsuo58u
@Wamsuo58u 5 жыл бұрын
Idiocracy
@Librasmusic
@Librasmusic 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, I thought it was just me, how can you listen to him and not feel stupid for standing there
@tomw9599
@tomw9599 5 жыл бұрын
The dead don't die. Scaaaaaary.
@bunny1765
@bunny1765 5 жыл бұрын
It's like they're stuck in Plato's cave but in broad daylight.
@joelodidi
@joelodidi 5 жыл бұрын
There are people there who are in all his rallies...check out the black dude...he is always in his rallies
@TheTrainmobile
@TheTrainmobile 5 жыл бұрын
*Our press credentials were revoked at the last minute, so we bought tickets online and just walked right in.* Absolute madlad
@celiayounger9202
@celiayounger9202 5 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👏👏👏👏💥💥💥
@kimokla3874
@kimokla3874 5 жыл бұрын
hmm why?
@desertdaisymarie6951
@desertdaisymarie6951 4 жыл бұрын
Craig X you’re not looking at the footage??
@portiaclark12
@portiaclark12 4 жыл бұрын
@Craig X I assumed that the people from the pre-party went into the arena when the rally started. Hence why there wasn't anything but chairs and garbage outside in Colbert's footage. The main point he was making was that Trump claimed the arena was more than sold out which given the footage would seem not to be the case.
@joannhubert-olson9201
@joannhubert-olson9201 4 жыл бұрын
@Craig X Like the excuse, i.e., "nobody has good facts on it." Why would a fact checker like myself expect something different from a Trump follower.
@rlee1231
@rlee1231 5 жыл бұрын
Why is he still talking about Hillary? She’s NOT running!! He’s so stuck in the past. No wonder why he’s talking about bringing back coal!! 🤦🏽‍♀️
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 жыл бұрын
Because it's just about getting people angry and creating a boogie man to be afraid of.
@AndyBCCA
@AndyBCCA 5 жыл бұрын
People are still ticked with HRC and will be for years to come even after 4 more years of Trump, so you clearly don't get it.
@ricku9487
@ricku9487 5 жыл бұрын
@@AndyBCCA Or maybe people that strongly agree with trump are so entrenched in their denial that they will believe anything he says and will swallow his obvious misdirections
@ClemonsKunkel
@ClemonsKunkel 5 жыл бұрын
@@harleytank lol a FAKE BABY BONE SPUR ACCOUNT! DID YOU GET YOUR TRUMPY BEAR MADE IN CHINA WITH LOVE? I LOVE YOU FAKE PEOPLE! I AM REAL YOU ARE NOT!!! PICK ON ME, YOU COWARD! SAD SO SAD LOVE G-20.IN
@robione5627
@robione5627 5 жыл бұрын
@@AndyBCCA people?...you mean feeble minded morons....there...I fixed it for you....you're welcome
@multitudeofidols
@multitudeofidols 5 жыл бұрын
All joking aside, that "they're not after me; they're after you" bit is pure demagoguery.
@lordlunacy6020
@lordlunacy6020 5 жыл бұрын
Demagoguery, like the monster from stranger things?
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 жыл бұрын
Say it : fascism.
@lordlunacy6020
@lordlunacy6020 5 жыл бұрын
@@georgeb.wolffsohn30 that's why we have orgasmnations like Antifag.
@AJ42K
@AJ42K 5 жыл бұрын
Dear America, Now I am no longer the dumbest and worst President ever. Signed George W. Bush
@Grubleafeater
@Grubleafeater 5 жыл бұрын
SAD! ;)
@Brandespada
@Brandespada 5 жыл бұрын
Said Bush after Obama was elected...
@zaneferrier6227
@zaneferrier6227 5 жыл бұрын
@@Brandespada Try harder. I know you're bad at this, but even you can do better than that.
@dsaint372
@dsaint372 5 жыл бұрын
@@Brandespada 👎😣
@themachine8009
@themachine8009 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍👍
@jcepri
@jcepri 5 жыл бұрын
You can literally see the air blowing between the ears of his supporters in back. Absolutely no brain matter.
@vicovendale6955
@vicovendale6955 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff C It's the result, somewhat ironically, of self-inflicted brain cancer which Trump plans to cure as soon as he's perfected his cold fusion driven anti-gravity machine.
@sketcharmslong6289
@sketcharmslong6289 5 жыл бұрын
Did he just, with a straight face, say that he would cure cancer? Bruh
@waahmed7830
@waahmed7830 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh that's some African dictatorship shit. Didn't the Dictator of Uganda say that he cured aids
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 5 жыл бұрын
Only an ignorant person would say that. There is no disease called “cancer”. It’s a huge variety of unrelated illnesses with their own names and causes. How can you cure something that broad?
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
So... he plans on committing suicide?
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
Courage Karnga and taking his base with him.
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for one of his tRumpies to come to him with cancer and oops , no cure besides him trying to take their healthcare away too (pre-existing condition). Why doesn't he just ask his buddy Kim Jong for that cure because he supposedly discovered one that not only cured cancers but a host of other serious illnesses too.
@BubblewrapHighway
@BubblewrapHighway 5 жыл бұрын
"If reelected I'll cure cancer." What's stopping you from doing it now? You've had 3 years.
@BenChod3
@BenChod3 5 жыл бұрын
BubblewrapHighway Funny Joe Biden actually said that.... wanna make a funny joke about that?
@bladerj
@bladerj 5 жыл бұрын
Hey you libtard First he need 3 billions to finish the wall that democrats are stoping him, THEN he will ask more 3 billies to research cancer okay ?
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 5 жыл бұрын
@@bladerj Cancer is a far more pressing concern than an ugly wall. And given his track record, no, I don't believe he'd use it for cancer research.
@bladerj
@bladerj 5 жыл бұрын
woosh @@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 5 жыл бұрын
@@bladerj fair enough.
@FreeRadical09
@FreeRadical09 5 жыл бұрын
Another complete and uncut monologue, thank you for uploading it this way!
@OmegaEpsilon876
@OmegaEpsilon876 5 жыл бұрын
@John Smith He means parts of Colbert's speech weren't edited out, basically we see it as if we were the audience
@Eric-ye5yz
@Eric-ye5yz 5 жыл бұрын
He must be the most boring speaker, with his monotone voice, and what he says is so vague as to be 'nothing of value'. All he could talk about was he was going to cure all kinds of diseases.
@enkibumbu
@enkibumbu 5 жыл бұрын
It adds nearly 2" to the monologue.
@kimberlycolliins3335
@kimberlycolliins3335 5 жыл бұрын
Eric You MAGAt he said he’s gonna cure cancer and not what one hour before that his son was saying Biden was then idiot for saying that he’s gonna cure cancer, so do the world a favour? go shove your head back up trumps arse
@Artofficial1986
@Artofficial1986 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my so you like them long and uncut huh? I can respect that
@nighttempest7163
@nighttempest7163 5 жыл бұрын
The level of delusion is ungodly high in America right now
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 5 жыл бұрын
Only part of America.
@timsgarage1861
@timsgarage1861 5 жыл бұрын
All of America. Both sides!
@AlejandroGarcia-zx9ft
@AlejandroGarcia-zx9ft 5 жыл бұрын
why so?
@dw4867
@dw4867 5 жыл бұрын
@@timsgarage1861 only parts john. The parts that blindly follow political parties because they lack the brain cells to have independent thoughts.
@Synathidy
@Synathidy 5 жыл бұрын
@@timsgarage1861 There are more than two sides. Proof? I am on MY side, and am the only one on MY particular side, in all of America. You see my side is completely exclusive and self-centered, and I am an American. Hence, AT LEAST 3 sides exist in this country.
@ryuman757
@ryuman757 4 жыл бұрын
4:30 well "finding the cure for everything" sure didn't age well with how he's dealing with the virus 😂😂😂
@watcherenjoyer123
@watcherenjoyer123 4 жыл бұрын
What do you expect? Remember when he said Mexico will pay for the wall and ended up shutting down the government?
@ryuman757
@ryuman757 4 жыл бұрын
@@watcherenjoyer123 And then locking Hillary up, and nothing happening, lol.
@rayceeya8659
@rayceeya8659 5 жыл бұрын
I knew his crowds were getting smaller. That mob didn't sound anywhere near as menacing and blood thirsty as his rallies back in 2016.
@richsackett3423
@richsackett3423 5 жыл бұрын
They've already seen that sideshow and are moseying down the midway to get a deep-fried something-or-other.
@carrie0508
@carrie0508 5 жыл бұрын
But some ChumpTurd proudly proclaimed last night he had sold 200,000 tickets!!! I saw the empty seats when they panned the audience, I thought it hadn't started??
@williamorwell
@williamorwell 5 жыл бұрын
Trump just rehashed his let's hate other people routine from his 2016 tour.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Let's take that as a sign that a few of those mad people have finally woken up.
@thelords3394
@thelords3394 5 жыл бұрын
@@williamorwell truth thank you.
@Romanji
@Romanji 5 жыл бұрын
i love how ever since Trump was elected he NEVER stopped talking about the 2016 campaign, and how it was the biggest win ever, with the biggest inauguration crowd and the biggest electoral college win and how the most people ever illegally voted for Hillary. Now comes the 2020 election, can't wait.. To hear the same thing again
@dianekinzel777
@dianekinzel777 5 жыл бұрын
RoM can't stand Paula white either! Trump wouldn't know a Christian if he met one!
@Romanji
@Romanji 5 жыл бұрын
@Heartstung Sniff? you mean Grab. Trump has no sense of smell, or else he wouldn't be able to survive the world full of his smelly bullshit he spews on a daily basis.
@policerthought5649
@policerthought5649 9 ай бұрын
Oh if you only knew
@Romanji
@Romanji 9 ай бұрын
@@policerthought5649 I regret having the ability to know things. it has only made my quality of life lower.
@KarltonFranz
@KarltonFranz 5 жыл бұрын
He's literally pulling a hitler and accusing his opponents exactly of what he is guilty of in order to strengthen his movement
@Fluffy_production
@Fluffy_production 5 жыл бұрын
Evan L “he’s pulling a hitler” *the left is actually trying to silence free speech, slandering those who they disagree with such as kavanaugh and the Russia accusations, trying to revoke guns and using blatant anti-semitism (in cases like Omar)* So unless you mean by “pulling a hitler” rebuilding a nations shattered economy and military then no he most certainly Is not pulling a hitler
@JohnDoe-dg8pe
@JohnDoe-dg8pe 5 жыл бұрын
Ok dumbass
@silverbat5873
@silverbat5873 5 жыл бұрын
@@Fluffy_production Are you Russian or just stupid?
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming 5 жыл бұрын
God I hope there isn't an American Kristalnacht.
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming 5 жыл бұрын
@@Fluffy_production you know Hitler actually opened up gun legislation for pretty much everyone, with the notable exception of the Jews. You know, because he was literally Hitler.
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 5 жыл бұрын
“The biggest witch hunt in political history” Senator McCarthy says hello
@JohnSilverHawkins
@JohnSilverHawkins 5 жыл бұрын
Also a few people in Salem
@ohiosmartydempinkhat9684
@ohiosmartydempinkhat9684 5 жыл бұрын
And after the "witch hunt" was over, first thing he did was call the witch. Putin!
@merk9569
@merk9569 5 жыл бұрын
@Silver Hawkins Good one! Thanks for the chuckle.
@jademoon7938
@jademoon7938 5 жыл бұрын
If they didn't bust out the Malleus Maleficarum, it wasn't a real witch hunt.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 жыл бұрын
With a bunch of witches in jail.
@35jeff13
@35jeff13 5 жыл бұрын
I hope the bar is not permanently lowered after this sh*t show of an administration.
@Kordiana
@Kordiana 5 жыл бұрын
35Jeff This is the ultimate fear. And if the Dems ever did half the shit Donny has done in office, the GOP would lose their damn minds over it.
@NickMC512
@NickMC512 5 жыл бұрын
Too late.
@andredingstertsao
@andredingstertsao 5 жыл бұрын
It is already damaged. And there is a huge possibility that he will be re-elected.
@marctouss1862
@marctouss1862 5 жыл бұрын
oh it is ... actually there is no bar...
@BigDangerous311
@BigDangerous311 5 жыл бұрын
+35Jeff Too late.. :(
@ragingmonk6080
@ragingmonk6080 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry Stephen but I can't laugh about this fool tonight. The fact that this many idiots showed up to his rally makes a statement about our education system.
@richsackett3423
@richsackett3423 5 жыл бұрын
Educating away bigotry is a tall order for public schools.
@mspeggylee4214
@mspeggylee4214 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah and ed system has tRUMP's appointee - Betsy Duvus to insure it doesn't get any better 👎
@adorable3817
@adorable3817 5 жыл бұрын
I feel the same. It's nauseating to hear him speak, and to hear the idiots cheer....actually, I still can't believe aGolf Twittler is POTUS 🙈
@AndrewJSimpson
@AndrewJSimpson 5 жыл бұрын
They would have been paid
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Just hold on, my friend. We will conquer in 2020.
@ZackeryCochran
@ZackeryCochran 5 жыл бұрын
They can’t decide if America needs fixing or it’s already great.
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 5 жыл бұрын
ThunderDrummer: That's what fascists do. The fascist's chosen enemies are simultaneously too numerically superior to its own forces, and too weak to stop the fascist's attacks. These contradictory statements get to the heart of fascism's untenability.
@sassygirl4728
@sassygirl4728 5 жыл бұрын
Dont say anything you'll give them a headache.
@ForeverMe543
@ForeverMe543 5 жыл бұрын
ThunderDrummer sheep aren’t smart enough to make their own choices
@artnoll
@artnoll 5 жыл бұрын
Make America The Greatness It Never Wern't
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Look who's president? Of course we need fixing!
@terrasilvershade5678
@terrasilvershade5678 5 жыл бұрын
“Imagine if you have a democratic president and a democratic congress.” So you mean a functioning government?
@benevolentautore4463
@benevolentautore4463 4 жыл бұрын
Are you really that dumb?
@baseball2712
@baseball2712 4 жыл бұрын
You couldn’t have said anything as unintelligent as that
@angelafisher5726
@angelafisher5726 4 жыл бұрын
And the people can actually keep their money. And America wouldnt be laughed at anymore. And well. Things would really be great again
@mkzhero
@mkzhero 4 жыл бұрын
If only the 'Democrat' stood for democracy, and not the Democratic party huh...
@FortMat31
@FortMat31 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah California is doing great with all dems...
@booyahbooyah6196
@booyahbooyah6196 5 жыл бұрын
Make America great by locking the door to the arena and not letting any of thos psychos out
@philrabe910
@philrabe910 5 жыл бұрын
Pump in a tank full of nitrogen and in the morning call up for a dozen refrigerated trucks...
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
How they haven't been institutionalized yet is a mystery to me.
@adwoaa.mprengo4799
@adwoaa.mprengo4799 5 жыл бұрын
I love you 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@only2genders02
@only2genders02 5 жыл бұрын
Its keep America great now.
@wagonstation3709
@wagonstation3709 5 жыл бұрын
If only!!
@zenjon7892
@zenjon7892 5 жыл бұрын
God, please save America from this scourge amen
@HomemadeCollectibles
@HomemadeCollectibles 5 жыл бұрын
Zen Jon America needs a revolution
@sPACEmANtYLERSPACE
@sPACEmANtYLERSPACE 5 жыл бұрын
@David Anewman god dosnt exist, and if he did, He wouldnt listen to the prayers of the cuntservatives either.
@zenjon7892
@zenjon7892 5 жыл бұрын
@David Anewman нет, блядь, that's Russian for "no, fucker" because I thought you would understand Russian
@skler69
@skler69 5 жыл бұрын
His speech in a nutshell: "Me awesome, me great, worship me", "I'm a helpless victim, feel sorry for me", "Don't vote for crooked Hillary".
@crigglybitsrigby9658
@crigglybitsrigby9658 5 жыл бұрын
Diego .. a Nutjob in a Nutshell..👍
@michaedove3562
@michaedove3562 5 жыл бұрын
Let me correct your comment Trumptard...Every show since the 2016 election: "This is what Trump said. Its totally ridiculous. Lets try to have a laugh about it. Please don't let this clown who's ruining the USA's reputation and standing in the world get elected again in 2020." There. Nailed it.
@gregm55mullen62
@gregm55mullen62 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh Hillary is gone mate. It's 2019...
@steveouk90126
@steveouk90126 5 жыл бұрын
"Look at all the things we've done over the last couple of years--didn't Obama tell us those days were gone? Don't go back to FAILURE."
@genghiskhan9269
@genghiskhan9269 5 жыл бұрын
@@timmtheilig6827 At least Stalin was sort of. SANE.
@mousermind
@mousermind 5 жыл бұрын
Vote Red, vote Blue, but for the love of our country don't vote Orange.
@Sam-hi4ce
@Sam-hi4ce 5 жыл бұрын
I want that on a t-shirt
@celiayounger9202
@celiayounger9202 5 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@alantonix213
@alantonix213 5 жыл бұрын
Is there a purple option?
@celiayounger9202
@celiayounger9202 5 жыл бұрын
@@alantonix213 GREEN
@celiayounger9202
@celiayounger9202 5 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@JayJay-xf2jf
@JayJay-xf2jf 5 жыл бұрын
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -Santayana ✌
@southerngospelgov4056
@southerngospelgov4056 5 жыл бұрын
We can only hope to repeat 2016 asshole
@johanneshjortshj8646
@johanneshjortshj8646 5 жыл бұрын
@@southerngospelgov4056 Yes indeed. That was an asshole year.
@MachiavellisThePrince
@MachiavellisThePrince 5 жыл бұрын
"History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain This explains the different sort of rise in fascism we see in this administration.
@embermonkey
@embermonkey 5 жыл бұрын
"The juice is loose!" - Sanjaya
@mbd6054
@mbd6054 5 жыл бұрын
@@southerngospelgov4056 Your response proves your awareness of wrongdoing. Why else would you presume it referred to Trump?
@Kdkjdjewerdnxa
@Kdkjdjewerdnxa 5 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe it’s already been nearly 3 years since that nightmare of an election. In a way it feels like a long time ago but I feel like the constant bad news and scandals from the White House have numbed me into making time feel like it went by faster.
@SaveOurDisabilityFund
@SaveOurDisabilityFund 5 жыл бұрын
When you don't have healthcare anymore. Its more like 50 years.
@MsMary957
@MsMary957 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it feels like an eternity. November 2020 needs to hurry the hell up.
@fifty50x8
@fifty50x8 5 жыл бұрын
2024 you mean?
@KillJoy_Since2017
@KillJoy_Since2017 5 жыл бұрын
E Ikr
@Lyndiloo
@Lyndiloo 5 жыл бұрын
So much has happened since 2015, it's difficult to keep track of *when* things happened so it all kinda blends together into The Bad Times.
@coolwindinmyhair...5094
@coolwindinmyhair...5094 5 жыл бұрын
Boycott Trump's 4th of July! I wish his crowd to be as small as his disturbing inauguration.
@worrywart1311
@worrywart1311 5 жыл бұрын
It will grow exponentially as he tells it. As a rule of thumb take whatever he says and reduce it by 75%. Then you'll only be 50% over what it really was.
@dianaechevarria80
@dianaechevarria80 5 жыл бұрын
Lol yes I hope his crowd is as small as his tiny 👐
@SCBJQ
@SCBJQ 5 жыл бұрын
@@dianaechevarria80 ...and Trump's tiny 🍄
@mamawray
@mamawray 5 жыл бұрын
DC residents should start camping out on the Mall on July 3 so when the MAGA folk show up on the Metro -- having parked in Silver Spring -- all the spots will be taken.
@Brandespada
@Brandespada 5 жыл бұрын
Go on wishing...
@danielbaig
@danielbaig 5 жыл бұрын
If it weren't for Stephen's mediation of this horror show with comedy, I think I would be throwing up from the clips of the rally.
@FamousWithoutBrad
@FamousWithoutBrad 5 жыл бұрын
Trump avoids the whole email fiasco by not opening any emails or doing his job. Stable genius CONFIRMED
@ellamone9998
@ellamone9998 5 жыл бұрын
Emails are too hard for him he only knows *Twitter Toddler Thumbs*
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 5 жыл бұрын
The closest to stable genius he gets is being full of horse sh*t.
@cerebrumexcrement
@cerebrumexcrement 5 жыл бұрын
trump doesnt use email
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
If he's a stable genius, I'm Queen Hera!
@lisab9541
@lisab9541 5 жыл бұрын
He has said in the past not long before the election, he doesn't use a computer.
@GeekonaBike
@GeekonaBike 5 жыл бұрын
You got to give it to him, Donald does a pretty good Alec Baldwin imitation. Credit where credit is due.
@chippychin
@chippychin 5 жыл бұрын
When he was walking towards the left side of the stage, for a moment there he looked exactly like Alec Baldwin dressed up as him. My head flipped.
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 5 жыл бұрын
He deserves NOTHING !
@jbusa6630
@jbusa6630 5 жыл бұрын
@@chippychin I noticed that too. I thought it was an SNL skit
@olukayodeogunade7124
@olukayodeogunade7124 5 жыл бұрын
😀
@Romanji
@Romanji 5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Trump in court, going to jail, getting impeached, whatever. I just want to see his ass in court being defended. I want to see facts being displayed.
@markgreen4612
@markgreen4612 5 жыл бұрын
If he gets reelected the statute of limitations will have run out on most of his crimes by 2024.
@georgeabraham6808
@georgeabraham6808 5 жыл бұрын
triggered looney liberal doesnt get it... Trump was hand-picked by God Himself to lead this country and he will continue to do it for the next 5 years followed by presidents don jr and eric!
@Romanji
@Romanji 5 жыл бұрын
@@georgeabraham6808 lol I miss the days of the Liberal Republicans. Who fought for freedom, justice, a government that doesn't have utmost control over our actions. A country where we're free to be who we want to be, free from slavery, free from dictators
@katherinea.rodgers8366
@katherinea.rodgers8366 5 жыл бұрын
I would love just to see someone kick his ass to the curb!
@TheMalkavianmadman
@TheMalkavianmadman 5 жыл бұрын
@@katherinea.rodgers8366 personally I would just love to see someone kick his ass.
@sketcharmslong6289
@sketcharmslong6289 5 жыл бұрын
I actually can't watch this. Despite Colbert being hilarious. That crowd of absolute cabbages just makes me sad
@monkiram
@monkiram 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too. I thought I'd gotten desensitized by now, but something about this segment made me feel despondent all over again.
@artemis-888
@artemis-888 5 жыл бұрын
me too. Before I saw your post, I had just added a comment about how, with this wholly unqualified non human occupying the White House, I still feel like I'm waking up from a nightmare.
@xxXthekevXxx
@xxXthekevXxx 5 жыл бұрын
There’s actually a row of 4-6 people seemingly dressed as cabbages standing behind trump 😂
@mmarrinan
@mmarrinan 5 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia, but Trump being President still blows my mind everyday!
@artemis-888
@artemis-888 5 жыл бұрын
@@mmarrinan Many people across the world, like us, can not believe this crime family took over our white house, with the assist of Russia, and Republicans defending his crimes, not to mention incompetence, to stay in power.
@charlesmyers1253
@charlesmyers1253 5 жыл бұрын
"Trump is committed to recycling his garbage"...well said
@smashingairguitars
@smashingairguitars 5 жыл бұрын
Steven Colbert? Nah he's Steven ColBURN for that one.
@tonyzed6831
@tonyzed6831 5 жыл бұрын
Must be the ONLY thing he does for the environment
@gengraded
@gengraded 5 жыл бұрын
@Patricia Wathen Hello Russian Hate Bot
@tropicthndr
@tropicthndr 5 жыл бұрын
But his garbage kicks ass and a democratic candidate that’s not pssy is no where to be found.
@shonaschneider1800
@shonaschneider1800 5 жыл бұрын
We got our press credentials denied so we went online, bought some tickets and walked in. I love it.
@Internet_Enjoyer
@Internet_Enjoyer 5 жыл бұрын
great shona, most of us got it the first time
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, which shows how much tRump respects the 1st. Amendment.
@melodychest9020
@melodychest9020 5 жыл бұрын
Among things that you cannot bring into a Trump Rally include: - Adult human brains that have a volume of more than 10 cubic centimeters.
@davidnordmeyer513
@davidnordmeyer513 2 жыл бұрын
🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🫀
@audreyalicia2093
@audreyalicia2093 5 жыл бұрын
He wrote Melania a love letter? I just hollered!!
@kimokla3874
@kimokla3874 5 жыл бұрын
Audrey remember the real history of "Witch Hunts" Started against Suffrajete woman for many decades from Mary Lincoln to the Vote for Women finally won, as men hurt and attacked so many!! Spread the word Real actual Witch Hunts
@Lowkeylie
@Lowkeylie 4 жыл бұрын
He wrote it on the back of his check to Stormy Daniels.
@cameronsingletary8941
@cameronsingletary8941 5 жыл бұрын
This level of double think is fucking scary it's wayyy too 1984
@wf6951
@wf6951 5 жыл бұрын
WE'RE GOING BACK SON!
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 5 жыл бұрын
So true...
@samcat4005
@samcat4005 5 жыл бұрын
omg i just thought of that!
@bearxbunny1835
@bearxbunny1835 5 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL!!! Double think describes it PERFECTLY!!! I can't believe I never put that together like you did, bravo
@vladimirseven777
@vladimirseven777 5 жыл бұрын
USA 2019 looks worse than USSR in 1984.
@mrxanthios7045
@mrxanthios7045 5 жыл бұрын
Given the fact the guy had everything in life, he never had to really work or sweat for whatever he "accomplished" in life, it baffles me how complainy and victimy he is
@lordlunacy6020
@lordlunacy6020 5 жыл бұрын
When millennials create dumb words in an attempt to make an intelligenty point.
@SomethingSomethingg
@SomethingSomethingg 5 жыл бұрын
@@lordlunacy6020 When Trump supporters (of all people) only focus on the grammar of a sentence because they can't argue the statement.
@hrandolph1
@hrandolph1 5 жыл бұрын
He inherited a fortune which he promptly lost in terrible real estate and casino investments that all failed.
@jcepri
@jcepri 5 жыл бұрын
it's called mental illness - narcolepsy.
@elizabethsmith7224
@elizabethsmith7224 5 жыл бұрын
@@lordlunacy6020 Um, all of those are really words pal, open a dictionary.
@kihlos2768
@kihlos2768 5 жыл бұрын
“Imagine if you had a democratic president” I don’t have to imagine. we had one, from 2008 to 2016 and it was great.
@SUNCITYOUTLAW
@SUNCITYOUTLAW 5 жыл бұрын
Great years.
@rodneysmart9774
@rodneysmart9774 5 жыл бұрын
ACA.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
And he was sane, and classy, and good-looking, and... Oh, Barack, please come back! We promise we'll be good!
@TheGreatPower365
@TheGreatPower365 5 жыл бұрын
@Kijestic Productions I'm curious, what do you think is better?
@somethingclever4563
@somethingclever4563 5 жыл бұрын
Lol damn right
@simfony6679
@simfony6679 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: make America great again Me: what were you doing these past four years?
@JohnDoe-dg8pe
@JohnDoe-dg8pe 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@rademfam6856
@rademfam6856 5 жыл бұрын
These idiots that bought his BS before stupid enough to buy it again... geez
@liflyer0413
@liflyer0413 5 жыл бұрын
I asked the same question during both of Obama's terms.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
Long Island Aviator so you never opened a newspaper or looked up actual information?
@Zero_Ninety
@Zero_Ninety 5 жыл бұрын
Chunkboi Too many big words in a newspaper.
@tinydancer8536
@tinydancer8536 5 жыл бұрын
"It's you, not me" classic line. Are you breaking up with me???
@triceyg2014
@triceyg2014 5 жыл бұрын
"You Jr." had me literally in tears laughing like a hyena.
@tempestive1
@tempestive1 5 жыл бұрын
Fallacy of character assassination, or of personal attack. Just one of the many fallacies the mechanical orange commits.
@xy6845
@xy6845 5 жыл бұрын
Oh he broke up with them looong ago. As did his conservative predecessors. They don't care about them. At all. They may die from even minor health issues if they can't affort treatment. He don't give a flyin' f about that. None of them do. They're been screwed over and over and over again, and they don't even understand, because guess what- they also cut back on education.
@johnpalmer5504
@johnpalmer5504 5 жыл бұрын
This is so sad I can’t listen to this Bull shit any more my BRAIN is not BIG ENOUGH
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
In 2020, yes. Yes we are.
@The_Green_Queen
@The_Green_Queen 5 жыл бұрын
Either this was the best monologue in a while, or I got the self-medication mix just right tonight 🤨
@lovelyskull3483
@lovelyskull3483 5 жыл бұрын
The Green Queen , Hahahahaha, good one.
@stefanschleps8758
@stefanschleps8758 5 жыл бұрын
Its the self medicating.
@DavidJ222
@DavidJ222 5 жыл бұрын
Trump's new campaign slogan: "Russia, if you're still listening, and I hope to god you are, I desperately need your help again. I beg of thee."😭😭
@elanacurl
@elanacurl 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the #ElectoralCollege put him there 😡
@retnavybrat
@retnavybrat 5 жыл бұрын
@@elanacurl You make it sound as if the electors in the Electoral College cast their votes for Trump, totally ignoring the statewide popular vote of the states they represented. With the exception of a handful of electors, that wasn't the case.
@elanacurl
@elanacurl 5 жыл бұрын
@@retnavybrat you do know what that process entails right... #ElectoralCollege is #Obsolete it was put in place for smaller states with folks who couldn't read or write! It's #Obsolete folks has media outlets to get their information from. Yes, there's delegates for this reason only! Popular votes should be used from now on sweetheart!
@elanacurl
@elanacurl 5 жыл бұрын
@Steve N it's still a problem and unnessecary... that gerrymandering crap(bs) is #bigtory I can't stand #idiots
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah right. Trump would never beg.
@alaindeloor2965
@alaindeloor2965 5 жыл бұрын
SNL's church lady is more believable!
@jclay6680
@jclay6680 5 жыл бұрын
Well isn't that special.
@kimokla3874
@kimokla3874 5 жыл бұрын
oh please , get a grip
@philipclayberg4928
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
kim okla: But I already have a small suitcase. Unless you meant "grippe", which I don't want, but if you want it, it's all yours.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 5 жыл бұрын
Trump 2016: "Lock her up, lock her up, lock her up!" Trump 2019: "Those mean Democrats want to use the law to punish their opponents. Waaahhh!"
@SanamJanamian
@SanamJanamian 5 жыл бұрын
Hypocrisy!!
@ronkryngel1159
@ronkryngel1159 5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. Trump, the dim, has serious mental issues. I wonder if dementia has kicked in ?
@Ardelanin
@Ardelanin 5 жыл бұрын
I mean... it looks like they're still chanting 'lock her up' while complaining about democrats wanting to use the law to punish opponents. it's the old 'do as I say not as I do'
@12brichards
@12brichards 5 жыл бұрын
@Stimulator7 Don't be a tribal moron.
@emyf9197
@emyf9197 5 жыл бұрын
The reds doesn't know what or how to use the law
@Hawijack
@Hawijack 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen Colbert, you brighten my day every night. Your humor is the thing helping me make it through these evil times.
@Brandespada
@Brandespada 5 жыл бұрын
Go on watching Colbert while we reelect Trump...
@breakshot7451
@breakshot7451 5 жыл бұрын
he is the reason why i haven t lost all my faith in americans when i see this redhats i wanna vomit
@paulbraley7179
@paulbraley7179 5 жыл бұрын
Brandespada this may blow your mind, but there’s this thing called “multitasking.” It’s where sane people watch colbert and vote out dorito Mussolini on election day. Not everything is exclusive-or, you filthy trump-cultist.
@thenextgreat8652
@thenextgreat8652 5 жыл бұрын
Brandespada The cult is strong in you young Padawan. You have one of the highest trumpiclorean counts ever recorded.
@poolboywillis1225
@poolboywillis1225 5 жыл бұрын
@@Brandespada I don't have a fancy joke insult, get off your knees and wipe off your lips BOY
@anthonyferguson9282
@anthonyferguson9282 5 жыл бұрын
I can get behind the slogan "Make America great again" this time. Come on America, let's make America great again and vote against the Donald.
@jacquellamack2587
@jacquellamack2587 5 жыл бұрын
Im ON THAT BOAT WITH YOU
@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 5 жыл бұрын
Re-becoming the greatness we never weren’t!
@chioma3100
@chioma3100 5 жыл бұрын
Let's not vote blue no matter who again. Let's vote for who is best for the country and if it's neither Trump nor the Democratic nominee, let's vote 3rd party Green.
@chioma3100
@chioma3100 5 жыл бұрын
And also, don't forget Congress. Let's clean them out too.
@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 5 жыл бұрын
Charity Achusim is that what Russia Today is telling you to do?
@deb244
@deb244 5 жыл бұрын
Our team got their press credentials denied at the last minute...... so they just went online, got the ticket.... and walked in😂😂😂 feat. sold out arena #JOKEOFTHEYEAR🤣
@Evilroco
@Evilroco 4 жыл бұрын
@Craig X nice of you to post same comment twice, I guess it means that Trump lied yet again and with film to prove it.
@Evilroco
@Evilroco 4 жыл бұрын
@Craig X So all those empty stands were....what an optical illusion ? magic? or it wasn't a sell out and Trump lied yet again. I am going to guess you think Trump had the biggest inauguration crowd ever.
@neonshadow5005
@neonshadow5005 5 жыл бұрын
"THEY'RE REALLY AFTER ALL OF YOU!" No .. for once Trump, this really IS all about you. The one time you wish it wasn't. It is.
@toddr2265
@toddr2265 5 жыл бұрын
tRump is such a little snowflake victim isn't he...LMAO
@jerrellbevers6071
@jerrellbevers6071 5 жыл бұрын
Scary disgusting how he equates him as the country and it's people. The only thing he has in common with regular Americans is racism and ignorance.
@brandonguthrie8122
@brandonguthrie8122 5 жыл бұрын
His "us against them" rhetoric is the most unamerican bullshit. What's scary is there's people that believe this shit.
@karenshaub8273
@karenshaub8273 5 жыл бұрын
Punishing their enemies is the DEMOCRATS?? THAT'S YOU, TRUMP! YOU ARE THE ONE PUNISHING YOUR PERCEIVED ENEMIES ! (Addition made due to trumpsters inability to figure out shorter version. Perhaps if they WATCHED the Colbert clip it would help them...)
@Haydenh127
@Haydenh127 5 жыл бұрын
For once? It's always all about him
@rollothecat2010
@rollothecat2010 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is a person who never learns. It worked before. It should work again. (Says person who has gone bankrupt at least six times.)
@LEMMYKISGOD
@LEMMYKISGOD 5 жыл бұрын
A Billionaire Real Estate Investor that has gone bankrupt multiple times... Oh no !! 😲
@LEMMYKISGOD
@LEMMYKISGOD 5 жыл бұрын
@anita anita 9 times and counting... 🏦
@gz9975
@gz9975 5 жыл бұрын
Trump learned that racism and Jesus are the two things his supporters value the most. As long as he keeps playing those cards, it will keep working.
@LEMMYKISGOD
@LEMMYKISGOD 5 жыл бұрын
@@gz9975 This Trumptard agrees.
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 5 жыл бұрын
So good to see tRump ramping up the feat tactics. I know he has absolutely no evidence to back himself, but proof would mean he isn't lying, and really, what are the chances of that? Bt have you notices, and this counts for all politicians worldwide, they don't tell you what THEY are going to do, they only tell you what the other parties are going to do. We know tRump wants a dictatorship, but he won't tell you.
@lauren8135
@lauren8135 5 жыл бұрын
That garbage recycling pun was actually pretty good.
@dokscy44
@dokscy44 5 жыл бұрын
" 2020: Let's make America great again" Well, how did that worked out last time?
@luquemcmahon2029
@luquemcmahon2029 5 жыл бұрын
DokScy well, what happened
@mkzhero
@mkzhero 4 жыл бұрын
Well, we ain't dead yet, the economy's a bit better, and no one's doing worse than before, so not TOO bad? I'd personally vote for whoever offers to shrink the government, but as if that's ever happening with any candidates running this puppet show, left or right...
@philipclayberg4928
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
DokScy: Poorly. Impoverished.
@fxc06066
@fxc06066 5 жыл бұрын
The black guy with the glasses in the background at Trumps rally is the same black guy from about two years. I remember him cause of that SNL skit..
@catherinekibugi1731
@catherinekibugi1731 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah i noticed him too he is always strategically placed and noticed how he moves his head to draw attention to himself (probably being paid to appear actively participating )
@menuly
@menuly 5 жыл бұрын
They are being paid, there was a story about it last year.
@haroldmoore8385
@haroldmoore8385 5 жыл бұрын
That’s his only job. Go to Trump rallies to give the illusion that”black for Trump”
@gillies9640
@gillies9640 5 жыл бұрын
Different token black guy. There are two of them. They alternate
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 5 жыл бұрын
Just yesterday (?) they brought up the story of the same black guy (tRump: "where's my African American? ") who was seen together with none other than Sean Hannity after one of Donnie's rallies...it was in "Morning Joe". Look it up. EDIT: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZKVhZ-Hodacjdk (starts around the 5:08 mark)
@moumous87
@moumous87 5 жыл бұрын
Oh Lord... Trump is such an embarrassment... how can anyone vote for him?! 🤕
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 жыл бұрын
Did you call upon God? I'm here! Your prayers have been answered. Trump 2020!
@deannicholls8715
@deannicholls8715 5 жыл бұрын
FEAR...of everything that isn't exactly like them, white, christian, racist
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 жыл бұрын
L' Eliz. Russia had nothing to do with Putting me in power! It was the Americans who voted! Loser+
@candicepederson5861
@candicepederson5861 5 жыл бұрын
These people need to move on. I can't believe they're still going on about Hillary Clinton. 🙄
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx 5 жыл бұрын
I'd be surprised if some aren't paid too, its practically a hymn sheet they're read from.
@DiamondHedgehog
@DiamondHedgehog 4 жыл бұрын
"Recycling his own garbage ", lol.
@MrPluspack
@MrPluspack 5 жыл бұрын
Hey... what ever happened to the 10% middle class tax cut he had promised? Somebody remind him.
@valentinarichard1602
@valentinarichard1602 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if we had a president who had a brain that functioned. Did he ask if he could spend my tax dollars, screw up my holiday, or make me think about him on the 4th of July. 😖😖😖
@drcb8
@drcb8 5 жыл бұрын
He screwed up my live sumo watching when he showed up in Japan and entered the arena, it even cost the potential winner the match for the time wasted waiting for trump to get to his sit, totally made the wrestler loose his groove.
@MiaTheodoratus
@MiaTheodoratus 5 жыл бұрын
My taxes went up-no vacation here.
@MiaTheodoratus
@MiaTheodoratus 5 жыл бұрын
Dak Lamerbusch no-never wasted money on that. I eat vegan most of the time. Not a vegan, but it is tastier, less expensive and better for me. The only time I eat at the Mac is when I have an unplanned overnight stay at an airport
@marcuseaston1583
@marcuseaston1583 5 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump is more obsessed with Hillary than a high school creep stalking a cheerleader
@DIAZEXMACHINA
@DIAZEXMACHINA 5 жыл бұрын
Marcus Easton so true!
@TheCorrectionist1984
@TheCorrectionist1984 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite is Hannity saying we don't call for arrest of political opponents. He said its some third world shit. Wonder if he ever heard "lock her up!" before.
@bwebster6234
@bwebster6234 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert is more obsessed with Trump than Trump is with Clinton...a bad case of the DTS
@jeffeverhart8464
@jeffeverhart8464 5 жыл бұрын
Sound jealous
@jeffeverhart8464
@jeffeverhart8464 5 жыл бұрын
@KAG KAG #TRUMPLANDSLIDE2020
@EyFmS
@EyFmS 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "If I'm reelected I will cure cancer on Mars while digging clean martian coal".
@philipclayberg4928
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "In my America, we'll only have white lung disease. We don't want any of that black lung disease."
@Jdulzo
@Jdulzo 5 жыл бұрын
For someone claiming that Democrats are dividing the country, maybe he should focus more on being a president and less time attack everyone that he doesn't like.
@tohrufhana3861
@tohrufhana3861 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't re-running the "make america great again" campaign admitting that he's failed to do that since 2016?
@faithrada
@faithrada 5 жыл бұрын
True... but he still has all those hats ... that were made in China ... sooo....
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 5 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought too.
@TheRomeoSan
@TheRomeoSan 5 жыл бұрын
Trumps tactics is classic dictator crap. How anyone can still believe in this guy is beyond me.
@mspeggylee4214
@mspeggylee4214 5 жыл бұрын
He's a cult leader like Jim Jones - scary😨
@faithrada
@faithrada 5 жыл бұрын
This is just how Venezuela crashed... Cult worship.
@obiwanshinobi87
@obiwanshinobi87 5 жыл бұрын
I would say if Trump wins the 2020 election I would lose all faith in the united states but...... I already lost faith when he won in the first place...
@Synathidy
@Synathidy 5 жыл бұрын
I lost faith back when George W got elected 2 terms in a row. I lost SANITY when Trump was elected.
@markostudeni4460
@markostudeni4460 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares what you poser liberals think man, you people are no good for the world and for your own country !
@DeliciousFood69420
@DeliciousFood69420 5 жыл бұрын
How bout instead of crying or quitting over a presidential election you get up and help your local area and make sure you vote locally. Because....you know...they affect your day to day life much more than a president does.
@obiwanshinobi87
@obiwanshinobi87 5 жыл бұрын
@@DeliciousFood69420 Who's crying?? Also.. Who said I am from the states? and yes.. I am still allowed to voice my opinion even though I don't live there.. And third... Who said I don't help out my local area??? Making a lot of assumptions there mate.. How about you know what you are talking about.. BEFORE you start talking? Will make you sound a lot less like a total ass...
@obiwanshinobi87
@obiwanshinobi87 5 жыл бұрын
@@markostudeni4460 Actually it's people like you that follow blindly that are bad for YOUR country... All around the world Trump is seen as a joke... heck just look at his approval ratings... Even those that voted for him are starting to realise it was a stupid choice... Then again a two party system is stupid to begin with..Also do not confuse liberals with those dumbasses who take things to the extreme... I actually quite in the middle.. not far right and not far left... The thing is.. I THINK FOR MYSELF... Those that follow Trump seem to have a hard time doing that...
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 5 жыл бұрын
"No, dont bring your flags. We know wat he does to flags!" (Cringe) He loves to grab them by the pole! LOL!🤣😅🤣😅
@katherinea.rodgers8366
@katherinea.rodgers8366 5 жыл бұрын
If he keeps humping the flag he is going to have to pay!
@jeeither
@jeeither 5 жыл бұрын
It's so funny hearing a current president saying "we will" why don't you do that shit now then?
@sixtysyxti3235
@sixtysyxti3235 5 жыл бұрын
Right wtf has he been doing lmao
@jeeither
@jeeither 5 жыл бұрын
@Derek Flynn right I mean he's "accomplished so much" in his time here so it must be great already, right?
@TheRAINMan059
@TheRAINMan059 5 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of things you can't do without the House. Two years of Paul Ryan was not a blank check for Trump's policies in 2016-2018 either. And also, the courts hang up a lot of policies as well. Plus, their are schedules - can't just pass all 8 years of policies in 2, that's not how it works, government is slow with many checks, balances, and systems
@conniecrawford5231
@conniecrawford5231 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, why not “ we are”?
@srkh8966
@srkh8966 5 жыл бұрын
Derek Flynn And he promised the middle class a 10% tax break!
@ThallVic
@ThallVic 5 жыл бұрын
"If reelected, I'll cure cancer. And I know I'm just a small town Mayor from Indiana, but the top 1% control 90% of the wealth. I shoveled snow in Newark. I am... Elizabeth Warren." Loved the references. 🤣🤣🤣
@karenshaub8273
@karenshaub8273 5 жыл бұрын
He"s gonna cure cancer?? Sure, why not. Another thing he hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell of doing.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
Karen Shaub cure cancer? Then he just threatened mass suicide for him and his followers!
@TheRabidWolverine
@TheRabidWolverine 5 жыл бұрын
I know🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@karenshaub8273
@karenshaub8273 5 жыл бұрын
@Dak Lamerbusch it wasn't my idea.
@tjs653
@tjs653 5 жыл бұрын
Did he say we can move? My family is poor as all all get. Does his tell us to leave mean he'll pay for it???? If so I'm outta here coz this nutter scares the shit outta me more than Brexit. Heck Canada sounds nice too. Pay our way and fees dude. We'll go. Maybe when things aren't so fucked up we'll be back.
@nathaliedufour3891
@nathaliedufour3891 5 жыл бұрын
Can't thank the comedians enough for their comic relief
@Haydenh127
@Haydenh127 5 жыл бұрын
And surprisingly enough, their reporting.. you get more facts in a few hours of latenight comedy than you do in a full day of fox news opinion spin doctors
@nyx6937
@nyx6937 5 жыл бұрын
@@Haydenh127 Oh but Hannity can provide comedic relief: so far gone into conspiracy theories and their obsession with Hillary that it's a parallel universe. I SO wanna see Faux Noise melting live when Donny finally gets thrown out of office!
@bobzter434
@bobzter434 5 жыл бұрын
I like how the organizers have always the same background black guy on speed-dial. "Where's my black?"
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 5 жыл бұрын
It's true: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZKVhZ-Hodacjdk (starts around the 5:08 mark)
@MrGtgguy
@MrGtgguy 5 жыл бұрын
Seperation of church and state.........why is that so hard...
@andrewhall6479
@andrewhall6479 5 жыл бұрын
This man scares me more with each speech. It's almost like he's turning into Father Comstock up there.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 5 жыл бұрын
We're going to need a dimension-hopping youngster of some kind. One with strong strangling hands.
@andrewhall6479
@andrewhall6479 5 жыл бұрын
Are you referring to Booker? I thought 42 disqualified you from being called "youngster." Though you might flatter him.
@chrisjones5949
@chrisjones5949 5 жыл бұрын
@@andrewhall6479 If you recall, Elizabeth is the one who holds Booker under the water in the end. She's, what, maybe 22?
@andrewhall6479
@andrewhall6479 5 жыл бұрын
My bad. I was thinking of the baptismal font on the Hand of the Prophet.
@metrodonkey8093
@metrodonkey8093 5 жыл бұрын
that prayer was creepy af
@purrbugaloo
@purrbugaloo 5 жыл бұрын
"That's exactly what a demon would say." Lol! 😈😦 ...agreed creepy af!!
@joanbowden7634
@joanbowden7634 5 жыл бұрын
How much u wanna bet the orange baboons ass is sticking the tiny, lil shroom to her? 😝
@faceoff3315
@faceoff3315 5 жыл бұрын
*IMPEACH TRUMP* 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 жыл бұрын
Your mother! MAGA+
@jacquesblaque7728
@jacquesblaque7728 5 жыл бұрын
At least start the formal inquiry and let's see lard-ass sweat.
@adorable3817
@adorable3817 5 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Taylor EXACTLY!!!
@reforest4fertility
@reforest4fertility 5 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Taylor That's just what the Justice Democrats are trying to do: Sanders, Warren, Gabbard et al. The Dumb'rats you're speaking of here: Biden is amongst them for sure, are beholden to the same core pirate donors as the Repugs. Help Sanders push thru DNC resistance and you'll get what the country, the land, the people, the world needs
@sprybug
@sprybug 5 жыл бұрын
@@reforest4fertility Thank you Nick D.
@anisa_mazaki23
@anisa_mazaki23 5 жыл бұрын
You know what.... I can't watch "the maga troll" speak on media anymore. This is driving me nuts and making my depression WORSE. Move over Bill Maher, cuz I'm taking your weed.
@biancalomax9412
@biancalomax9412 Жыл бұрын
❤ I absolutely Love Stephen Colbert! I'm rewatching this and I'm still busting a gut! He does not get enough recognition.
@Gambit2483
@Gambit2483 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 HOW is this the President of the United States!?!?!??? How is this real???
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Do you know that the Republicans have actually made a list of words people can't call the president? This is totally real, but it shouldn't be.
@eddipl5055
@eddipl5055 5 жыл бұрын
I know right ?
@wilmafistfit4788
@wilmafistfit4788 5 жыл бұрын
The elite are trolling us with him
@Deanetts
@Deanetts 5 жыл бұрын
Gambit2483 I just cannot believe it.
@lukeskywalker9438
@lukeskywalker9438 5 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 you can call the president whatever you want. whos gonna stop you? are you just making things up?
@rubendez
@rubendez 5 жыл бұрын
in the name of the father, the jr, and the holey ivanka....cant stop laughing.
@geocyo8835
@geocyo8835 5 жыл бұрын
HOLEY!!! LOL
@SandraRosario-mi1zs
@SandraRosario-mi1zs 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah.... he is an idiot....all he does is talk about Hilary....
@DavidJ222
@DavidJ222 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: " Our air and water is the cleanest that it's ever been, and I am the thinnest that I've ever been. I mean just look at me, and not with your eyes, but with your ears."😄 I wish I could be there to see the look on Trump's face when his staff finally tells him that it's not 2016, and he's not running against Hillary.😲😂
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
That's if they can get it into whatever microchip serves as his brain.
@DisappointedBuddha
@DisappointedBuddha 5 жыл бұрын
Historical precedent says he wins another term
@AnitaSharma-lc4ep
@AnitaSharma-lc4ep 5 жыл бұрын
I am not an American but America's water and air at the moment is quite clean ,air is breathable and water is drinkable without harmful flouride or arsenic or worse uranium in your underground aquifers.Go visit a third world country perhaps then you would know what trump meant.
@DisappointedBuddha
@DisappointedBuddha 5 жыл бұрын
@@AnitaSharma-lc4ep well Flint is contaminated with lead so that's comparable. And your third world examples are "third world" (i.e. they are too poor to decontaminate their water) is because they're plundered, not because they're 'poor'. Legal ownership claims of water affects both Flint and northern India, Foucault's boomerang
@DavidJ222
@DavidJ222 5 жыл бұрын
Anita Sharma I've been to 3rd world countries all over the world. So the richest and most powerful country in the world, should compare the quality of it's air and water to a 3rd world country?😂😂😆😂😄 So as long as the quality of our air and drinking water is slightly better than that of India, Cambodia, or Pakistan, then we're good, and we should have nothing to complain about?
@natesanti
@natesanti 5 жыл бұрын
You got paid $50 to show up, ads in craigslist.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Let's just pray that America doesn't make the same mistake as 2016.
@omerk1860
@omerk1860 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, let's hope democrats don't pick a centrist.
@stephanleo
@stephanleo 5 жыл бұрын
Vote, don't pray.
@haidarhakimable
@haidarhakimable 5 жыл бұрын
We the people...
@TheKrogon
@TheKrogon 5 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure he will be elected again. .... i hope im wrong
@martinhowser4094
@martinhowser4094 5 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the stupidity of Americans
@mbd6054
@mbd6054 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, well done, Mr. Colbert, and resourceful camera crew. You can't beat the truth. Thank you.
@StukInBuf
@StukInBuf 5 жыл бұрын
Sure, Brett(open), and Linus van Pelt is right("The Great Pumpkin is real.").
@christopherbedford9897
@christopherbedford9897 5 жыл бұрын
Trump will call that report Fake News. What a shitstain he is.
@c.a.t4607
@c.a.t4607 5 жыл бұрын
I love how they just went online and got tickets last second.... Trumps whole life is a cheap gold plated lie....
@suzesiviter6083
@suzesiviter6083 5 жыл бұрын
Truth?, I don't think you will find any news source truthful these days that includes fox and the liberal media, if a news source has bias its inherently untruthful.
@mbd6054
@mbd6054 5 жыл бұрын
@@suzesiviter6083 No, that is not true. A news source may have a bias, and not lie. The news organisations which reported the scenes when the gates of Auschwitz were opened, were biased. They didn't hesitate of speak of their revulsion at the horror they witnessed. Their revulsion did not stop them accurately and truthfully reporting the facts. Fox News deliberately and proveably lies. Please do not try to muddy the waters by claiming that reputable journalists do the same. They do not.
@jasonkuechenmeister6805
@jasonkuechenmeister6805 5 жыл бұрын
Its a trump rally they cant be expected to remember what was said 5 minutes ago.
@carloszenteno
@carloszenteno 5 жыл бұрын
Anxiously waiting for the "Love notes to Melania" skit. Should be hilarious !!
@philipclayberg4928
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
MAGA: Melania Ain't Gettin' Any.
@matteowatteo1296
@matteowatteo1296 5 жыл бұрын
I definitely can't do 4 more years of this guy. I can't..
@Brandespada
@Brandespada 5 жыл бұрын
The border is right there. Godspeed!
@fredfinks
@fredfinks 5 жыл бұрын
Get over it. Its coming and it was evident in 2016.
@fredfinks
@fredfinks 5 жыл бұрын
@BVE Just remember to face the camera when youre wailing in hysterics in 2020. Oh christ on a stick though, another 4 years of comedians doing tiresome rants about the orange man. Maybe i am starting to feel your pain......
@paulbraley7179
@paulbraley7179 5 жыл бұрын
fredfinks have you ever considered the possibility that there might be a REASON so many comedians take the piss out of Dorito Mussolini? Why nobody outside the trump cult likes him? Could it be that...you are wrong in your judgment of Drumpf’s character?
@1ButtonDash
@1ButtonDash 5 жыл бұрын
every president gets 8 years... when was the last one to do 4? get over it. seriously nothing changes no matter who is president. the same shit will happen. you are crying for no reason
@TheEpicYak17
@TheEpicYak17 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Trump has love notes among his emails, but they are probably directed toward Kim Jong-un. He has to respond to his beautiful letters with something.
@sniffles8655
@sniffles8655 5 жыл бұрын
Or towards Ivanka hahahaha
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
I'd say someone's trying to make Vlad jealous.
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 5 жыл бұрын
He does seem to love murderous dictators. I'm sure he has some love letters to Putin, Jong un, Duterte, and the like.
@user-ov7ci8tp8v
@user-ov7ci8tp8v 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone behind him looks like a mugshot photo 🤣
@aleborges8hh
@aleborges8hh 5 жыл бұрын
no no Well... that’s Florida
@jensrogerkristoffersen5472
@jensrogerkristoffersen5472 5 жыл бұрын
look closer and you'll see that more than half of them are the same people that was placed behind him in 2016.
@amphiumaiii7058
@amphiumaiii7058 5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but notice that "Michael the Black Man" was standing directly behind Trump. After all these years that's still the best token black person his campaign could find. Pathetic!
@mac53125
@mac53125 5 жыл бұрын
@Allison hmmm, Alachua County violent crime is 41.4. (The US average is 22.7)..... seems to me that the BLUE states have the biggest problems, highest homelessness, CA 130.000 people!!! NY close second 92.000 people!!, most dangerous city's in the U.S, you guessed it!!! democrat controlled!!! but all that's the republicans fault right????
@gregm55mullen62
@gregm55mullen62 5 жыл бұрын
@@amphiumaiii7058 awhhh never heard of Candace Owens?? And the coming Blexit? Hey... you can do it... you can turn of CNN and this (comedian?)... you can do it....I know you can!
@joycegeertsma7115
@joycegeertsma7115 5 жыл бұрын
"Our radical democrat opponents are driven by hatred, prejudice and rage.." Projection ... again... as usual.
@roxyshow123
@roxyshow123 5 жыл бұрын
Joyce Geertsma - Actually as an independent, I am driven by hatred, prejudice and rage, Trump's.
@joycegeertsma7115
@joycegeertsma7115 5 жыл бұрын
HA! Let's get the narccissist crybaby out of office.. Bernie/Gabbard 2020!
@micheleandhenrycasavant386
@micheleandhenrycasavant386 5 жыл бұрын
Trump does that quite often, it's damn frustrating watching a hypocrite accuse others of exactly what he himself is doing.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone who can't see that this man is a moron is either dumber than him or as rich as him and just in it for the tax cuts.
@artemis-888
@artemis-888 5 жыл бұрын
dems are not pushing back enough on his specific gaslighting comments, at their town halls and campaign events.
@Channelslamurai
@Channelslamurai 5 жыл бұрын
Write love letters to Melania? He only tweets them out to burgers & flags.
@IceMan_97
@IceMan_97 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot dictators
@lidla2008
@lidla2008 5 жыл бұрын
I hate to be a downer here, but while I agree with the video title, it bothers me a bit: everyone thinks he's gonna lose, polling shows him down double digit points against major Democratic candidates, he keeps doing and saying things that should keep him out of the office... we've been here before. He won. I'm worried.
@metrodonkey8093
@metrodonkey8093 5 жыл бұрын
totally agree. polls are meaningless
@owlseye7108
@owlseye7108 5 жыл бұрын
I hear ya man, it's sounding like deja by and that's scary shyt. Hell, we already have refugee concentration camps and conditions within bad enough to kill them. Trump 2020, the stuff nightmares are made of....
@bizema2003
@bizema2003 5 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Lumbreras Why?
@faithrada
@faithrada 5 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Lumbreras Putin CERTAINLY is!
@mitch3064
@mitch3064 5 жыл бұрын
@@metrodonkey8093 Absolutely correct. Polls are always meaningless to the people who do not like the polls, and pure fact to the people favored in the polls. The truth is polls are meaningless to everyone. Without the ability to poll every single person in the country or world as the case may be, polls only prove what the polls want to prove.
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen I have often stated he hasn't stop campaigning since 2015 this is sickening!!! I have never remembered in my almost 60 years that a president has been in the news every single day! We are all tired of seeing him! The Dems are not sprewing HATE and dividing this country like he has!!! Mrs. Clinton is not running for anything she is a American citizen leave her along!!!!! What are his policies he doesn't say anything talking loud and saying NOTHING!!!!!!
@crigglybitsrigby9658
@crigglybitsrigby9658 5 жыл бұрын
Gwen30 .. I am not an American.. I can’t stand seeing this guy on our news channels EVERYDAY!!!!! 🤮💰
@doneestoner9945
@doneestoner9945 5 жыл бұрын
I can't fuckin take it anymore. !
@whaghht
@whaghht 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Brit who’s lived in Australia for nearly 40 years and until this administration I haven’t had more than a basic knowledge of US politics. Currently I know ALL the players, from the Attorney General to the Secretary of Education . Hell, I can’t even name Oz's education minister. I’m suffering outrage fatigue, I really am. Just a note ~ when they make a movie about these times, how will they recreate it all? They will either have to make it a long series with about 10 seasons ...or have several versions running simultaneously on split screens.
@nyx6937
@nyx6937 5 жыл бұрын
@@whaghht Once upon a time _House of Cards_ was a terrific fictional show : ) I see a bright future for Despicale Donny look-alikes who can act, but probably not in the very near future, since the whole world has Trump fatigue. Worst part? the main stream media has no time to cover it all, so not one word about the fact that Trump's been droning Yemen, Libya, Somalia, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan much more than Obama and GW Bush, and that he changed the way casualties are counted (basically, they no longer are!). That "detail" would've caused worldwide outrage before 2016....
@crigglybitsrigby9658
@crigglybitsrigby9658 5 жыл бұрын
Nyx ... nicely said... Trump fatigue is the operative phrase..👌
@justhuman24
@justhuman24 5 жыл бұрын
Trump, you can fool some people sometimes, but you cannot fool everyone all the time! The day of reckoning is here.
@lrllrlrr5089
@lrllrlrr5089 5 жыл бұрын
If Trump really wanted to "Keep America Great" he would do us all a favor and "Take a long walk on a short pier untill his hat floats".
@WayneManor666
@WayneManor666 5 жыл бұрын
This made me exhale through my nose whith a slight smile. Good comment.
@fatmaramadan6928
@fatmaramadan6928 5 жыл бұрын
Until his -hat- floats.... Orange wig floats.
@worrywart1311
@worrywart1311 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry to say he would never voluntarily get his hair wet in public.
@Brandespada
@Brandespada 5 жыл бұрын
Go first and show him the way
@riosricardo7400
@riosricardo7400 5 жыл бұрын
Terry Teschner .... Awesome Comment.......👌
@elizabethcameron5763
@elizabethcameron5763 5 жыл бұрын
What a tragic clown this man is. These people don't want a leader, they want entertainment.
@Brandespada
@Brandespada 5 жыл бұрын
And what entertainment seeing so many Dems trashed!
@Brandespada
@Brandespada 5 жыл бұрын
@joe Domjan you quoted the same polls back in 2016...seems you never learn
@fredfinks
@fredfinks 5 жыл бұрын
@joe Domjan Joe, those polls are garbage. I'm not a US citizen and i made out big time on ludicrous 5-1 odds in 2016. Re the spaceforce - google Neil Degrasse Tyson's response to Colbert's questioning on spaceforce. You people never seem to learn and are in one big massive circle jerk. Dismiss me, like you do the opposition, all you want. It'll do you no favours. The petulant smugness you lot have is absurd. FYI, im a centrist, but watching your lot and the democrat party go off the deep end is a sight to behold. You need to wake the fuk up. Its too late for 2020 though, republicans have that one in the bag.
@elizabethcameron5763
@elizabethcameron5763 5 жыл бұрын
@Andrea Mendenhall not finding leadership, they are the leaders.
@cyndieK1
@cyndieK1 5 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Cameron it’s unreal how many people still pay money to see the con man selling the snake oil.
@catladymb1864
@catladymb1864 5 жыл бұрын
Oh the Trump jokes get better and better! Oh, wait, it is just what really happened. But you forgot to compare his speech to 2016. It was the same stuff.
@catladymb1864
@catladymb1864 5 жыл бұрын
@RavenPoe Also the base is on the same level.
@JimbosliceLV
@JimbosliceLV 5 жыл бұрын
Well, you will also get to compare his 2020 inauguration speech with his other speeches. You'll get to laugh at more Trump speeches in the future, lucky you. Just think how funny they will be.
@josieschulz8123
@josieschulz8123 5 жыл бұрын
The MAGA supporters have to give their time when Trump and family in jail just like his Rally..😕😯
@CJ-uo5cl
@CJ-uo5cl 5 жыл бұрын
STOP covering Trump. It's how we got sucked in last time. Don't let him dominate media anymore.
@miked5444
@miked5444 5 жыл бұрын
I thought that too. But the reality is if everyone stops. That just leaves fox with a feedback loop of BS. As terrible as he is my real shock is the following he has. What do these people see in him?
@reggieewilliams
@reggieewilliams 5 жыл бұрын
I understand what you’re saying, but he is the President.
@fredfinks
@fredfinks 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for some semblance of rationality!
@fredfinks
@fredfinks 5 жыл бұрын
@@miked5444 They dont like what the democrats have to offer. They want immigration reform, end to sanctuary cities etc. Policies that entail america first. FYI, im a centrist on the other side of the world but id vote for him. The democrats have gone off the deep end placating to the extreme left. Also, you guys are in a massive bubble.
@lordodysseus
@lordodysseus 5 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump's voice sounds like a cartoon character. I've walked into my Dad's place thinking he's watching Family Guy or something only to find out it's Donald.
@nelsonclub7722
@nelsonclub7722 5 жыл бұрын
Donald Duck quote: "Okay, time for a picture with my favorite hat. My campaign begins. (laughs) Vote for Donald!"
@迈克格林
@迈克格林 5 жыл бұрын
But Trump did achieve the original campaign promise, which may have allowed some Democratic supporters to support Trump, about 12% of Democratic supporters support Trump, and your Democrats only get 1% of Republican supporters. That's the problem. Trump's current work is to get the support of the middle voters. At present, only 32% of the middle voters support Trump!
@Brandespada
@Brandespada 5 жыл бұрын
Shows you Dad knows a thing or two more than you
@ryan9877
@ryan9877 5 жыл бұрын
@@Brandespada he knows how's to watch propoganda
@迈克格林
@迈克格林 5 жыл бұрын
@@Brandespada I just said my opinion!
@richardbraakman7469
@richardbraakman7469 5 жыл бұрын
"Imagine if i got a subpoena and just refused to comply"
@Ascalis1
@Ascalis1 5 жыл бұрын
I legit could not believe he said that with a straight face. Are we talking about the same person here?
@gregm55mullen62
@gregm55mullen62 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you were falsely accused of a crime and treason and were spied on and... oh wait... I forgot...she's guilty and the investigation was legit... Sorry mate...wrong remix..
@wespuckdog3897
@wespuckdog3897 5 жыл бұрын
King Con Don is nothing more than a side show barker.
@dylanmacaya9166
@dylanmacaya9166 5 жыл бұрын
And barking is pretty much all he does when he goes to speak as if though jamming it loudly into peoples heads will have them believe any and all of the falsehoods and outright lies anymore than talking in a normal tone or volume. He should know by now that the only people that (ridiculously) continue to believe him are the un and/or under educated dullards and religious zealots who think that he's doing good for by them when really he's destroying the vast majority of their lives along with the rest of ours. All we can hope is that enough supporters become former supporters in the right states, those willing to admit that they made a bad decision and have enough sense not to do it again!
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